A fox just killed my pet duck

[Papagolash]

A big fox in the wetlands here just got my pet duck. We had to bring her to the vet to put her down. What's the best way to kill a fox and its 2 children? I'm leaving for spain in 2 hours and when I come back my goal is to kill these foxes.

[kloraferm]

time (or an AK...maybe a really sharp edged boomeraing)

[Jimmy's Dignity]

:(

your duck was cool too, that sucks

[Mother Shucker]

Oh, I thought the network was to blame.

[Three Hole Puncher]

There's a lot of this going on... the other day Rupert Murdoch mauled my parakeet.

True story.

[TreeFortRichard]

call animal control and say that it is out in the daylight wandering your property, yelping, and kind of staggering....

They will think it has rabies and trap it, kill it and test it...

[Three Hole Puncher]

Oh, I thought the network was to blame.

If it had been, the duck's murder would've been fair and balanced.

[Papagolash]

call animal control and say that it is out in the daylight wandering your property, yelping, and kind of staggering....

They will think it has rabies and trap it, kill it and test it...


If it were 1 then maybe, but there's a family of them. Ways that I can kill them.

[DonTheTrucker]

Find their nest (or whatever foxes live in), pour gasoline on it and burn them out.

[Papagolash]

I'm making this a sticky.

[WhiteHonkyDevil]

That's a shame, I've always wanted a pet duck.

Get some traps and hunting dogs

[LZMF1]

get some ground chuck meat, get some glass and grind it into a coarse powder. mix the two together and leave it out for the foxes.

[Vyce]

get some ground chuck meat, get some glass and grind it into a coarse powder. mix the two together and leave it out for the foxes.

Yes, let's make the foxes suffer an agonizing death for doing EXACTLY what nature intended for them to do.

[Hudson]

Turn lemons into lemonade..adopt the foxes and make friends..maybe even tame them.
As my mother always said: "kill em with kindness".

[Sinn Fein]

Yes, let's make the foxes suffer an agonizing death for doing EXACTLY what nature intended for them to do.

QFMFT

[seeinred]

I take it just shooting them is out of the question since this is New York?

[LZMF1]

i agree that this is what foxes do but he did ask how to go about killing it in return for the untimely death of his duck. just sayin'

[Nortonsmeatytit]

http://skinnymoose.com/norm/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/bear-trap.jpg

One of these with an entire package of Oscar Myer bacon stuffed in between the jaws.

Buddy of mine had a real issue w/foxes fucking up trash, killed his dog etc. last year, this worked like a charm.

by the way if you're not satisfied killing the fox, continue to refill this w/bacon my friend ended up nailing like 3 possums a friggin huge racoon and a skunk, he gave up w/the skunk. They were all guilty of fuckin w/his trash but he saw the fox running away after having mauled his dog.

[BCH]

What's the best way to kill a fox and its 2 children? I'm leaving for spain in 2 hours and when I come back my goal is to kill these foxes.

You'll need another duck of course to lure them in... However this duck will be packed with explosives! muaahahahahaha!!!

Just shoot the fuckers with a .22 and I can't stress this enough Subsonic Ammunition (http://www.cheaperthandirt.com/50017-64317-304.html). If there's no reason for them to come back though you probably won't see them again.

[THE FEZ MAN]

eh, i lost a dozen ducks to foxes, i say it was your fault for not locking up your duck.

[unklewilly]

get a huge Sirius unit and stick it in the backyard, play the Stern network, that should either frighten them off or bore them to sleep. Either that or hang the unit from a tree and drop it on em... that should do it...

[Three Hole Puncher]

Babies ate my dingo.

[blee]

it was your fault for not locking up your duck.
QFT

[ShooterMcGavin]

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a333/shootermcgvn/Untitled-1.jpg

[Sinn Fein]

eh, i lost a dozen ducks to foxes, i say it was your fault for not locking up your duck.

QFT

X2

[THE FEZ MAN]

also when i used to keep quail i lost several to hawks before they could return to the call back pen. every one that i lost was 7$ so i ended up feeding the hawks for a least 100$

[Absolutely]

http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee228/Rmbxr9/Sorry.jpg

[Maynard K]

Did someone say, Foxes!!??
http://21stcmb.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/wild_and_crazy_guys.jpg

[oandapartycock]

You should check into if those are endangered or protected otherwise somehow. You could find yourself in a world of shit if you get caught.

You may be within your rights shooting them on your property, fearing for the safety of your kids, wife, other animals, etc.

I think just by taking care of the mom would pretty much be a death warrant for the pups, depending on how young they are.

[DonTheTrucker]

http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee228/Rmbxr9/Sorry.jpg

:haha7::haha7::haha7:

Funniest thing I've seen all day. MS Paint rules.

[Turtle]

My pet fox just came home with the smell of duck all over it...what is the best way to get the duck smell off my fox?

[d0uche_n0zzle]

Jam your cock in it, repeat as often as necessary.

[Glenn Dandy]

eh, i lost a dozen ducks to foxes, i say it was your fault for not locking up your duck.

X2 Bad owner.


Foxes eat ducks... how would you like it if a cows dad that you ate burned your house down.:icon_roll


Sticky?::hammer: knucklehead. Mayby this will help you Grieve... You like NIN right?
57ta7mkgrOU

[HummerTuesdays]

Yes, let's make the foxes suffer an agonizing death for doing EXACTLY what nature intended for them to do.

eh, i lost a dozen ducks to foxes, i say it was your fault for not locking up your duck.

x3

Maybe next time you'll keep a better eye on your duck.

[Fr. Dougal]

Jesus show some fuckin' compassion for once... the guy's PET got killed.

It's not like he randomly found a fox wandering around and decided, "fuck it, I want to kill it."

No, his PET was killed. Something he cared for. And he wants a little revenge. Not a goddamn thing wrong with that.

Also, what if Pap wanted to get another pet duck, and for a split second, he has the duck out... this fox -- which has learned the taste of duck -- comes back. The fox is a threat. But the revenge reason is more satisfying.

Pap... I say find a friend who owns a firearm, if you don't have one yourself. Trap it, then exact revenge.

[THE FEZ MAN]

ummmm were there eye witnesses to the duck being assaulted? most of the time when a fox gets a duck the duck ends up dead quite quickly foxes are quite efficient. if he didn't really see the incident i would bet on a domestic cat being the culprit not a fox, a fox kills for food domestic cats kill for fun.

[Glenn Dandy]

Did someone say, Foxes!!??
http://21stcmb.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/wild_and_crazy_guys.jpg

this post did not get the acolades it deserved... :clap::clap:

[gleet]

I saw a fox packing off one of our ducks at sunup one day. He had slipped in thru the field fencing and couldn't get back out with her in his mouth. I got a 22 (that was in the house and had a full mag), opened the 2nd floor window and made a nice 130 yard shot into his brain. Went out and pried his mouth open and the duck jumped free and quacked away. Died a few days later from infection.

Then what happened?

[GoldenOne]

My pet fox just came home with the smell of duck all over it...what is the best way to get the duck smell off my fox?

That line fucking destroyed me. Well played, sir.

[Lambo]

A big fox in the wetlands here just got my pet duck. We had to bring her to the vet to put her down.
:loll2:

[kloraferm]

My pet fox just came home with the smell of duck all over it...what is the best way to get the duck smell off my fox?
:icon_lol: I'm honestly sorry about your duck, but that was a funny line

[FAZ8218]

We have foxes on LI?

[CM Mark]

On a similar note, a bear ate my pet salmon the other day as it was on its way back to breed. Anyone have a good way to kill a bear for being a bear? Get over it. Animals attack and eat animals all the time. It's part of fucking nature.

[Friday]

eh, i lost a dozen ducks to foxes, i say it was your fault for not locking up your duck.

QFT

it is the foxes nature to hunt and kill for the purpose of feeding/protecting their family. how ridiculous for you to seek revenge on a wild animal for following their instincts.

and why is this a sticky?

ugh

[Bone Dry]

Replace the word duck with the word puppy and this thread is 100 pages of ways to kill a fox.

[CM Mark]

Replace the word duck with the word puppy and this thread is 100 pages of ways to kill a fox.

Personally, my answer would still be the same. Nature is nature. Predators, such as foxes, hunt to survive. Whether they kill another wild animal or a pet, same damn thing. I've had pets killed by wild animals, never bothered me except that I missed my dogs.

[oandapartycock]

My step-mother's Nagelzu got out and they couldn't find it. Next day, she found what was left of it in the morning. They lived in a pretty coyote infested area. She had nightmares for months.

[THE FEZ MAN]

Replace the word duck with the word puppy and this thread is 100 pages of ways to kill a fox.

yep. thats why i keep my puppy on her leash as much as possible, and yes, if she did get away and i knew for sure a fox got her not only would i kill the fox i most likely would set traps and make god damn sure i killed every single one that was around. that being said, i think we have a hybrid wandering around here, next time i see that fucker he's getting a .22 in the brain, the gun is loaded and at the door with the night vision scope, i scan the yard at least twice a night looking for it. the only reason i havent gotten it is because i dont want to set out a bait pile for it.

[Fr. Dougal]

My step-mother's Nagelzu got out and they couldn't find it. Next day, she found what was left of it in the morning. They lived in a pretty coyote infested area. She had nightmares for months.

Haha... well done, sir. :clap:

[Tennessee Jed]

a pet duck? what the fuck?
was the fox crazy?

[ChimneyFish]

Foxes eat ducks... how would you like it if a cows dad that you ate burned your house down.:icon_roll

This is truly how I want the apocaplyse to go down.:haha7:

[blee]

When this thread first popped up I was kind of cold hearted and agreed with most of the people that said it was your fault for not keeping it safe. I talked to a manager at one of the stores I service and she used to have 4 pet ducks that she lost one by one by a fox. She was crying and the way she explained how they were trained and how friendly they were just broke my fucking heart. She did have them fenced in and in a house/coupe at night but the fox just dug under the fence.
I still don't think the fox should be killed, it was only doing what it was supposed to do find food. She even said that.

[edzeppe]

this thread has some very funny posts... not your standard internet trying to be funny posts, but actual audible laughing posts.

[Papagolash]

Back from Spain. We had the duck for 8 years. We bought 2 of them as chicks(the other we put down 2 summers ago) It has a house, a pond we built for it, and a fenced in yard. During winter we'd keep them inside because it would be too cold for them. It wasn't some random wild duck, it was our pet.

Saw my duck right after it was attacked by the fox, which was still standing by about 3 feet away. I ran out and picked her up, the fox jumped over the fence and watched. She had a nice hole in her neck and was bleeding bad. Me and my bro rushed her to the animal hospital where I had her put down b/c she wasn't going to make it much longer.

The foxes have been around for a year now, and have harassed and now ultimately killed my duck. A local stray cat has gone missing, and I found out today that a dog a few houses down was mauled in its backyard by something, which could or could not be one of the foxes. They too had a fenced in yard. I also have 5 cats, 3 of which go out on a regular basis and are all smaller than the duck. Animal Control won't do anything because the foxes aren't rabid.


So yea I want to kill them for 3 reasons
1. revenge
2. safety of my own pets
3. safety of my neighbors pets


Also for those that say "it's nature, blah blah" yea I know, still not going to change my mind one bit.

[THE FEZ MAN]

well then since you actually saw the fox in the proximity to the dieing duck. your best bet is to get a "live trap" bait it with cat food and just wait, shooting it could be a little tricky, i say trap then drown. do not put out poison

[stevethrower]

Hmmm we had foxes hanging around the barn... spooking the horses etc... just walked the GSD around (on a long line) when she had to pee and had her mark around the property... it took a while but have not seen a fox since. Oh and def do not put poison out esp if you have dogs or cats.

[Lambo]

The animal police will arrest you if you kill that fox, then youll end up on animal planet with your 5 cats.:haha7::haha7::haha7::haha7:

anything over 3 cats= crazy cat lady

[Fr. Dougal]

Fuck the animal police. They won't know.

Kill that cunting fox DEAD.

[Papagolash]

After a call here are my options.

1. Set a trap up on my property, catch the fox and euthenize it.
2. pay to have someone set up a trap on my property, then either eputhenize or it relocate it.

Hopefully getting a trap tonight, and I plan to "euthenize" it with my sword

[WoodenPlank]

call animal control and say that it is out in the daylight wandering your property, yelping, and kind of staggering....

They will think it has rabies and trap it, kill it and test it...

x2

Easiest, cleanest way to handle it. If the babies are old enough to survive alone, then deal with them as needed. If not, then you just handled all three problems and didnt have to get your hands dirty.

If animal control isnt willing to help, then a trap is probably the best way to go. Id vote to have someone relocate them, personally.

[Fr. Dougal]

Have fun with it. When you lay the killing blow... feel free to quote some good cheesy movie lines.

"... It's just been revoked."

"... Yippie kai ay, motherfucker."

etc...

[Turtle]

...I plan to "euthenize" it with my sword

Is sword code for cock and is euthenize code for fuck ?

[oandapartycock]

You shoulda had that insurance, you know, the one you really need to have, cause if you don't have it, that's why you need it.

[Taso]

Simple thing, get an old mercury thermometer, or something that contains mercury in it, half a pound of raw meat, mix the mercury into the raw meat, and let it sit overnight in the wetlands behind your house. The fox should eat it, and hopefully die. If for some reason it dies on your property, lift it up and walk the 50 or so feet away from your property towards the wetlands and dump its body there.

[seeinred]

After a call here are my options.

1. Set a trap up on my property, catch the fox and euthenize it.
2. pay to have someone set up a trap on my property, then either eputhenize or it relocate it.

Hopefully getting a trap tonight, and I plan to "euthenize" it with my sword
Pleeeeeease take a video of this.