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O&APartyRock24
05-01-2008, 10:55 AM
We start off May with the arrest of Santino Marella-
Breaking News: Top WWE Raw Superstar Arrested
05/01/2008 by Ryan Gray

Mike Johnson of the Pro Wrestling Insider is reporting that Santino Marella was arrested at 2:57 AM EDT this morning and charged with Driving Under the Influence.

According to Johnson, he was driving on Westshore Boulevard in Tampa, Florida when he was pulled over. Marella is currently being held in police custody on $500 bond.

We will post more on this developing story as it become available to us.

Smackdown Spoilers that were already posted by CM Mark in the April Thread-
WWE SmackDown Taping Results *Spoilers*
04/29/2008 by Ryan Gray

The following live coverage is being reprinted with permission from Richard Gray of WrestlingNewsWorld.com:

WWE is taping this week's edition of Friday Night SmackDown from Atlantic City, New Jersey.

Pre-Show Note:

* The top section of the venue is tarped off. The venue is not sold out.

Dark Match:

Elijah Burke b. Jamie Noble

WWE Friday Night SmackDown (Air Date 5/02):

SmackDown begins with Theodore Long announcing that the WWE Tag Team Titles, US Title, and World Heavyweight Title will all be on the line tonight.

Michael Cole announces Mick Foley as the new SmackDown announcer.

WWE Tag Team Champions John Morrison & The Miz b. Jimmy Wang Yang & Shannon Moore to retain.

ECW General Manager Armando Estrada comes out and announces that the following will be a Colin Delaney contract match.

Vladimir Kozlov b. Colin Delaney

Mark Henry confronts Nunzio backstage. He reminds him that he is the World's Strongest Man in an intimidating manner.

Victoria & Natalya b. Michelle McCool & Cherry

Mark Henry b. Nunzio who brought Big Show to ringside with him. After the match Big Show asks Henry was doesn't he pick on someone his own size. Henry walks to the back.

WWE United States Champion Matt Hardy b. MVP to retain the title with a Twist of Fate.

It is announced that The Undertaker will defend his WWE World Heavyweight Championship against The Great Khali later tonight.

Mick Foley interviews Batista. They talk about his loss to Shawn Michaels at Backlash. Batista says that he lost; no excuses. Foley asks Batista if he thought that Michaels was faking a knee injury. Batista says that the thought of Michaels faking the injury makes him sick. He says if he finds out that HBK was faking the injury that he will get him.

Zack Ryder & Curt Hawkins b. Jesse & Festus

Finlay b. An unknown superstar.

The Undertaker comes out. Vickie Guerrero comes out and says that the following match will not be for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship. She also says that Undertaker's new choke hold (the Gogoplata that they have not named) is banned.

According to both of our correspondents, Vickie Guerrero strips The Undertaker of the WWE World Heavyweight Championship because of his dangerous choke hold. She says that it is to protect the superstars.

The Great Khali came to the ring and tried to take the World Heavyweight Championship. Undertaker attacked him. Undertaker ends up locking the Gogoplata on Khali. While he is choking him out, Ryder and Hawkins come out and take the WWE World Heavyweight Championship belt. Khali ends up bleeding. Undertaker went after Ryder and Hawkins and ended up getting back in the ring and chokeslamming Khali to end the show.

Off-Air:

Vickie (with Edge), Hawkins, and Ryder leave with the belt.

Also new pictures of Mickie up on WWE.com
http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/mickiejames/photos1/morestudios/?cid=WWEADP-55

Balls_Mahoney
05-01-2008, 11:00 AM
Safe to say tag title push is nixed?

O&APartyRock24
05-01-2008, 11:02 AM
Pretty much.

And there goes the only good storyline that involves a tag team, and the only interesting tag team.

But i still dont mind, Holly and Rhodes.

Balls_Mahoney
05-01-2008, 12:28 PM
Love Holly Rhodes has not impressed me yet.

Balls_Mahoney
05-01-2008, 12:32 PM
Found his mug shot http://www.hcso.tampa.fl.us/
on the link click inquires online then click arrest inquiry
then on the name just type carelli. and ull get there

Balls_Mahoney
05-01-2008, 12:38 PM
http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll202/KinkyKitty630/MUGImageASPASP.jpg

Kugzilla
05-01-2008, 03:09 PM
I think long term, this will not do much to Santino's push. Ted Dibiase Jr was caught on a DUI a while back and is about to be brought up the the main roster.

Dumb move on all their parts getting in a car drunk though.

Jimmy's Dignity
05-01-2008, 03:31 PM
We start off May with the arrest of Santino Marella-


Smackdown Spoilers that were already posted by CM Mark in the April Thread-
WWE SmackDown Taping Results *Spoilers*
04/29/2008 by Ryan Gray

The following live coverage is being reprinted with permission from Richard Gray of WrestlingNewsWorld.com:

WWE is taping this week's edition of Friday Night SmackDown from Atlantic City, New Jersey.

Pre-Show Note:

* The top section of the venue is tarped off. The venue is not sold out.

Dark Match:

Elijah Burke b. Jamie Noble

WWE Friday Night SmackDown (Air Date 5/02):

SmackDown begins with Theodore Long announcing that the WWE Tag Team Titles, US Title, and World Heavyweight Title will all be on the line tonight.

Michael Cole announces Mick Foley as the new SmackDown announcer.

WWE Tag Team Champions John Morrison & The Miz b. Jimmy Wang Yang & Shannon Moore to retain.

ECW General Manager Armando Estrada comes out and announces that the following will be a Colin Delaney contract match.

Vladimir Kozlov b. Colin Delaney

Mark Henry confronts Nunzio backstage. He reminds him that he is the World's Strongest Man in an intimidating manner.

Victoria & Natalya b. Michelle McCool & Cherry

Mark Henry b. Nunzio who brought Big Show to ringside with him. After the match Big Show asks Henry was doesn't he pick on someone his own size. Henry walks to the back.

WWE United States Champion Matt Hardy b. MVP to retain the title with a Twist of Fate.

It is announced that The Undertaker will defend his WWE World Heavyweight Championship against The Great Khali later tonight.

Mick Foley interviews Batista. They talk about his loss to Shawn Michaels at Backlash. Batista says that he lost; no excuses. Foley asks Batista if he thought that Michaels was faking a knee injury. Batista says that the thought of Michaels faking the injury makes him sick. He says if he finds out that HBK was faking the injury that he will get him.

Zack Ryder & Curt Hawkins b. Jesse & Festus

Finlay b. An unknown superstar.

The Undertaker comes out. Vickie Guerrero comes out and says that the following match will not be for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship. She also says that Undertaker's new choke hold (the Gogoplata that they have not named) is banned.

According to both of our correspondents, Vickie Guerrero strips The Undertaker of the WWE World Heavyweight Championship because of his dangerous choke hold. She says that it is to protect the superstars.

The Great Khali came to the ring and tried to take the World Heavyweight Championship. Undertaker attacked him. Undertaker ends up locking the Gogoplata on Khali. While he is choking him out, Ryder and Hawkins come out and take the WWE World Heavyweight Championship belt. Khali ends up bleeding. Undertaker went after Ryder and Hawkins and ended up getting back in the ring and chokeslamming Khali to end the show.

Off-Air:

Vickie (with Edge), Hawkins, and Ryder leave with the belt.

Also new pictures of Mickie up on WWE.com
http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/mickiejames/photos1/morestudios/?cid=WWEADP-55always love more Mickie

Safe to say tag title push is nixed?
I sure as shit hope not...I'd love to see a legitimate feud in the tag team division. It's either this or the inevitable break-up of Cade & Murdoch. I would like to see more of the Highlanders & Crime Time...instead of them just being in singles matches or getting squashed by JBL

Stormrider666
05-01-2008, 05:57 PM
always love more Mickie


I sure as shit hope not...I'd love to see a legitimate feud in the tag team division. It's either this or the inevitable break-up of Cade & Murdoch. I would like to see more of the Highlanders & Crime Time...instead of them just being in singles matches or getting squashed by JBL

I just don't understand the break-up of Cade and Murdoch. I haven't seen anything from either guy that would tell me they would be good singles wrestlers. The Highlander getting squashed, maybe that was punishment for the TNA incident. Crime Time, I give it a couple of more weeks, before we see a press release saying that they were let go from the WWE. So I think the WWE pushing the tag team divison recently has just been one big tease.

Jimmy's Dignity
05-01-2008, 06:05 PM
I could kind of see why they'd do the break up cause Cade has at least the "look" of a singles mid-carder. Maybe they're just trying to generate some/any interest in the tag division.


But you're probably right...it's all been one big cocktease

O&APartyRock24
05-01-2008, 06:21 PM
Update--
Did Hayes Have Issues With Booker T Too?, Santino Bodyguard
05/01/2008 by Ryan Clark

Mark Henry & Bobby Lashley aren't the only black wrestlers Michael Hayes has had racial incidents with. One source says Hayes has made similar comments to former WWE wrestler & current TNA star Booker T as well. In Lashley's case, it was one of the reasons he decided to leave the company.

Several wrestlers were in the running for the role of Santino Marella's bodyguard, but Derby City Wrestling wrestler Al Barone got the nod and has been signed to a deal. Barone was scheduled to work a series of tryout matcheson this weekend's Canadian swing, but that looks to be off now that he has a contract. For a long time, he worked under the current nickname of Raw wrestler D.H. Smith, "The Canadian Bulldog." He has traveled all over the world, making stops in Mexico, the U.K., Japan, Puerto Rico, etc. His character is basically that of a "mob boss." He cuts promos like one and wears an over-the-top costume, which kind of makes him come of as a cartoon character. Barone recently lost a "Loser Leaves Town" match in DCW, and headed back home to Chicago. Barone would tell people that he is friends with Marella and his dream was to make it to WWE and work as his bodyguard.

Today marks the 5-year anniversary of the death of legendary wrestling manager Elizabeth Ann Hulette, known best to wrestling fans as Miss Elizabeth


Vince's Weird Mood, Bret Hart Backstage At FCW Today, More
05/01/2008 by Ryan Clark

Vince McMahon has been in one of his peculiar moods as of he late, and he demanded a full re-write of Raw this past weekend. For the time being, it looks like the wacky booking will continue.

WWE Hall of Famer Bret Hart visited WWE developmental territory Florida Championship Wrestling this afternoon. The Hitman spoke to the developmental talents and gave feedback on their matches. (Source: PWInsider.com)

Ultimate Warrior has sent a thank you message to his fans via his newly created MySpace presence (www.myspace.com/mrultimatewarrior). The message which went out to everybody who has signed up to Warrior as a "friend" reads: Warrior here - First I just want to say Thank You to everybody who has supported my return, I do appreciate it very much. Yes I do read my comments and messages when I have time. I wish I was able to reply to everyone but I can't. So Thank You for everything, it is great to still have you all as fans. Always Believe, Warrior

WWE Heat Has Been Cancelled, Test Blasts New Talent, More
05/01/2008 by Ryan Clark

NewsObserver.com has a little web cartoon on Ric Flair running for president. They wrote: "In an effort to win over swing voters before the crucial Pennsylvania Primary, the Presidential candidates made uncharacteristic appearances on WWE Raw. If the pro-wrestling vote is going to determine the future of this country, why be forced to choose from among those posers? Vote for the real deal!"

Several international television stations that air their programming that beginning in June, Heat will be replaced with a new series titled WWE Classics, reports PWInsider.com The show will feature wrestling footage from the 1970s and 1980s, and will be hosted by "Mean" Gene Okerlund. However, WWE Heat will likely continue to run on WWE.com, just not internationally anymore.

Former WWE star Andrew "Test" Martin recently paid a visit to Florida Championship Wrestling headquarters. His girlfriend, Kelly Kelly, trains there. He posted a blog on his MySpace page yesterday ranting on the WWE developmental wrestlers, saying there are "like 90 stars and only 2 will ever make it." He believes that a lot of them are more interested in partying at the Florida area night clubs than improving themselves as wrestlers. He says that they should be taking things more seriously and looking at old wrestling tapes of Bret Hart, Ric Flair, Ricky Steamboat, etc. Anyway, Martin pulled the blog earlier today, perhaps regretting what he had posted. In the blogs' place is the following text: "dddsc."

Boo and cheer who you want, Canada, says Jim Ross. SLAM! Wrestling has an article talking about Canada, Canadian fans, wrestling in Canada, and more.



More On Santino Marella's Arrest - Who He Was With, & More
05/01/2008 by Ryan Clark

-- Santino Marella's DUI arrest has been picked up by WWE.com's Industry News section.

-- Marella was pulled over early this morning after an evening out drinking with Kevin Thorn, Vladimir Kozlov, Katie Lea and several WWE developmental talents.

-- WWE's Santino Marella was released from custody at 11:35 am today after posting $500 bond. He was booked into jail shortly after 4A.M.

-- Marella failed several roadside tests given to him by authorities and was booked for driving under the influence. He was later tested for blood alcohol levels, which results returned at a level of 0.061. That number is below the legal limit in Florida of 0.08, but since he was tested several hours after being taken into custody, he is still subject to prosecution on the DUI charges.



Last Time Hardy/Rhodes Defended The Tag Titles, Benoit's Fall
05/01/2008 by Ryan Clark

In case you haven't noticed, and many apparently haven't, Hardcore Holly & Cody Rhodes haven't defended their WWE World Tag Team Championships on television in about four and a half months. The last time they defended the belts on television was the night after Armageddon on December 17, 1007 when they defeated Lance Cade & Trevor Murdoch in their lone title defense. Of course, Holly & Rhodes have wrestled tag matches on Raw since then, but they've all been non-title matches.

Ring of Hell: The Story of Chris Benoit and the Fall of the Pro Wrestling Industry, is currently available for pre-order on Amazon.com. The book should be available in June. To clarify an earlier report, the book will actually not be centered around racism in World Wrestling Entertainment, reports prowrestling.NET. The book will contain issues regarding racism with the WWE creative team, but it is not centered around racism. It will be an investigative piece regarding the life of Chris Benoit and the pro wrestling industry.

AOL Sports has an article on Raw wrestler Santino Marella's DUI arrest this morning.


Petey Williams Out Six Weeks?, Global iMPACT!, Zbyszko
05/01/2008 by Ryan Clark

The latest word on TNA X-Division champion Petey Williams is that he is expected out of the ring at least 6 weeks due to his broken orbital bone.

The upcoming TNA Global iMPACT! special from the United Kingdom is being taped for DVD - not a cable TV special. Dave Meltzer reports the DVD will be shot and Spike has the option to air it as a special if they want.

Larry Zbyszko is coming out with an autobiography in June. It is entitled Adventures in Larryland!: Life in Professional Wrestling and will be 240 pages long. The book will detail his lengthy career in professional wrestling.


all from wrestlezone.com

atxklown
05-01-2008, 11:02 PM
So with no PS Hayes writting, is Mark Henry no longer going to be called Silverback?

Balls_Mahoney
05-02-2008, 07:01 AM
non WWE related but no one reads the TNA thread Angel williams nipple slip on impact.http://i284.photobucket.com/albums/ll10/balls_mahoney_2008/a0ff0.jpg

TheKris
05-02-2008, 08:34 AM
Nice screencap!! It was blurred out on SpikeTV last night.

O&APartyRock24
05-02-2008, 10:48 AM
News Update-
WWE Casting Call, Mayweather's Return, Stephanie McMahon Update
05/02/2008 by Ryan Gray

The following news tidbits are from Dave Meltzer's Wrestling Observer Newsletter. You can obtain subscription information at WrestlingObserver.com

- WWE has put out a casting call seeking Brazilian woman 18-27 years old, beautiful, fit, and must speak and understand Portuguese and English. They are also looking for women who fit the same description but speak Spanish and English. They are accepting applications through the middle of this month. As we have been reporting WWE is gearing up to target South America next year.

- Floyd Mayweather recently told a reporter that he had no new date or planned return to WWE, but that he is open for it, loved it, and would be looking forward to doing it again. He also made comments stating that if he does it again, he wants the same deal as he had last time. He claimed the kayfabe number saying he wouldn't do it for less than $20 million.

- Stephanie McMahon as backstage at TVs last week.

Travel Incident Involving Maria, Candice Update, Marella's Bodyguard
05/02/2008 by Ryan Gray

The following news tidbits are from Dave Meltzer's Wrestling Observer Newsletter. You can obtain subscription information at WrestlingObserver.com

- There was an incident during a recent flight when the Raw crew took off from Portugal. Apparently someone grabbed Maria and she shouted out loud, "I can't believe he grabbed me like that. Who does he think he is?" She talked about making a formal complaint and told Umaga what happened and he asked where the guy was. Luckily enough Umaga didn't find him. However Maria was visibly upset shaking after the incident took place.

- Candice Michelle said in a interview with IGN that her recent collarbone injury was far worse than the original. Her first injury was a singular break, while the new injury was a shattered collarbone broken in four places. She is expected to return in eight to ten weeks.

- Santino Marella is pushing for WWE to sign Al Barone, an OVW wrestler, to come in and play his bodyguard.
Raw writer not taking vacation--
Head Raw Writer Cancels Vacation, Latest WWE CD, SummerSlam
05/02/2008 by Ryan Gray

The following news tidbits are from Dave Meltzer's Wrestling Observer Newsletter. You can obtain subscription information at WrestlingObserver.com

- WWE Raw head writer Brian Gewirtz has canceled his summer vacation. The feeling is with the lackluster ratings he doesn't want to miss a show since Vince McMahon is more open to outside suggestions when the product isn't doing well.

- The latest WWE CD is considered to be a big flop, as in week three, it only sold 5,897 units and fell to number 113 on the charts leaving the total sales (minus Wal-Mart) at $32,257.

- WWE will be releasing a SummerSlam anthology DVD on August 5th.

Jimmy's Dignity
05-02-2008, 10:57 AM
that's a damned shame that Gerwitz is racing back to make sure that it's only HIS ideas (which have been garbage) that get on air...fantastic

:icon_roll :icon_roll :icon_roll

O&APartyRock24
05-02-2008, 12:30 PM
For those of you who live in the NY area and want to go to the GAB this summer. Here is the Pre-sale password and information-
GAB Pre-Sale Password, Jessica Hatch, WWE Touring Canada
05/02/2008 by Ryan Clark

The Great American Bash pay-per-view will be held at the Nassau Coliseum on July 20. They're going to be having an internet pre-sale for tickets, here is the information, courtesy of Devin Cutting: The INTERNET ONLY pre-sale for this event begins on Wed. May 7th @ 9am and ends at 11:59pm on Friday, May 9th. COLISEUM CONNECTION MEMBERS USE CODE "NVMC" to order tickets though Ticketmaster during the pre-sale. Tickets will go on sale through Ticketmaster Saturday, May 10th @ 10am. *If tickets remain, they will be available for sale at the Nassau Coliseum Box Office starting @ 9:30am on Monday, May 12th.

Kugzilla
05-03-2008, 06:20 AM
WAtching Smackdown on DVR right now-I'm 13 minutes in...

And, I want to write WWE to thank then for replacing Coach with Foley.

Holy poopers, I missed watching it without it being on FF or SAP...

It's amazing how important the people talking are, and I only now really see it-Cole is better with Foley than he was with JBL, who I eventually enjoyed, and is at least equal to his work with Taz early on...

Here's hoping the episode holds up. I'm a huge Foley fan, and I want to see him do well....

O&APartyRock24
05-03-2008, 08:28 AM
WAtching Smackdown on DVR right now-I'm 13 minutes in...

And, I want to write WWE to thank then for replacing Coach with Foley.

Holy poopers, I missed watching it without it being on FF or SAP...

It's amazing how important the people talking are, and I only now really see it-Cole is better with Foley than he was with JBL, who I eventually enjoyed, and is at least equal to his work with Taz early on...

Here's hoping the episode holds up. I'm a huge Foley fan, and I want to see him do well....

x2

Foley is very good and i really enjoy him on commentary. JBL was the best though.

FullBallz
05-03-2008, 12:12 PM
I like Foley a lot in that role because Coach was just god awful. I just can't take Michael Cole. He's the reason I don't watch Smackdown. By the way, what's this with Adamle walking off ECW?? Work?

O&APartyRock24
05-03-2008, 02:10 PM
I like Foley a lot in that role because Coach was just god awful. I just can't take Michael Cole. He's the reason I don't watch Smackdown. By the way, what's this with Adamle walking off ECW?? Work?

Yea the Adamle walk off is a work. Im not sure what they are going to do with the storyline though.

SimpleSyrup
05-03-2008, 05:23 PM
I thought you guys would like this:

http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/03/wwe-diva-fingered-in-escort-ring/

A prominent female WWE star has been named as an employee of an L.A. escort service that the FBI is probing.

The FBI confirms to TMZ that there's an investigation into the Bella Models escort service in California and Florida, but wouldn't confirm the WWE star's role. Rolling Stone says that, according to the Bureau, the WWE babe, Playboy and Maxim models, and porn stars were employed by Bella.

We've put in a call to the WWE, but haven't heard back.

UPDATE 4:45 ET: Not for nothin', but WWE Diva Ashley Massaro just put the following post on her MySpace page: "Just got buzzed on some BS that is going around. Dont [sic] believe it for a second. Getting in touch with my lawyer as we speak."

Story developing ...

Stormrider666
05-03-2008, 05:33 PM
I thought you guys would like this:

http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/03/wwe-diva-fingered-in-escort-ring/

A prominent female WWE star has been named as an employee of an L.A. escort service that the FBI is probing.

The FBI confirms to TMZ that there's an investigation into the Bella Models escort service in California and Florida, but wouldn't confirm the WWE star's role. Rolling Stone says that, according to the Bureau, the WWE babe, Playboy and Maxim models, and porn stars were employed by Bella.

We've put in a call to the WWE, but haven't heard back.

UPDATE 4:45 ET: Not for nothin', but WWE Diva Ashley Massaro just put the following post on her MySpace page: "Just got buzzed on some BS that is going around. Dont [sic] believe it for a second. Getting in touch with my lawyer as we speak."

Story developing ...

What kind of clout does TMZ have, that they can get a response from the FBI. Although I think the story is hot, I'll wait till a credible news service confirms it, before I believe it.

Jimmy's Dignity
05-03-2008, 06:08 PM
I would have sex with Ashley Massaro...but under no circumstances would I pay $25,000 to have sex with her. Unless it was bareback, no holes barred, and I could use her for 18-24 months whenever I wanted as many times as I wanted. And she wouldn't be allowed to speak, aside from talking dirty

Stormrider666
05-03-2008, 06:21 PM
I would have sex with Ashley Massaro...but under no circumstances would I pay $25,000 to have sex with her. Unless it was bareback, no holes barred, and I could use her for 18-24 months whenever I wanted as many times as I wanted. And she wouldn't be allowed to speak, aside from talking dirty

The fucked up thing about it is, you can find girls that not only look like Ashley, but hotter anywhere. So there is know way in hell am I buying the fact that she is a high price escort. I think if the rest of the story does turn out to be true, its more fallout from the Elliot Spitzer saga. I guess the FBI has the whole terrorism thing under control, that they can now concetrate on escort services.

jimmyjimjimz
05-03-2008, 06:26 PM
so Ashley Masarro is a prostitute? Vince doesn't pay her enough?

Jimmy's Dignity
05-03-2008, 06:38 PM
I think the gimmick/story was that she was allegedly part of the stable when she initially did Playboy...pre-WWE "career"

Stormrider666
05-03-2008, 06:48 PM
I think the gimmick/story was that she was allegedly part of the stable when she initially did Playboy...pre-WWE "career"

She was in Playboy first and then went to the WWE and then did Playboy again or was in the WWE first and then did Playboy?

Jimmy's Dignity
05-03-2008, 07:16 PM
she went Playboy --> WWE --> Playboy again

similar to Candice Michelle's career path....Soft-core pornography & Skinemax flicks --> Playboy --> Diva Search / WWE --> Playboy again

mikeybot
05-03-2008, 07:25 PM
Speaking of Playboy, what haven't Maria's pics been posted here yet?

Stormrider666
05-03-2008, 07:34 PM
she went Playboy --> WWE --> Playboy again

similar to Candice Michelle's career path....Soft-core pornography & Skinemax flicks --> Playboy --> Diva Search / WWE --> Playboy again

That butterface has gotten into Playboy twice. Damn that magazine sure has lowered their standards in recent years. Oh and since Candice Michelle's collarbone is supposedly in worse shape than first reported, lets hope she will be headed into hardcore porn soon.

Oh and Mikeybot, Maria's photos should be in the March WWE thread.

Aizazzle
05-03-2008, 07:41 PM
Oh and Mikeybot, Maria's photos should be in the March WWE thread.

First page, in fact...

I would not pay more than $500, to have sex with Ashley, she is one of the least hottest in the WWE.

Balls_Mahoney
05-03-2008, 07:50 PM
HAHAHA its another ashley messero from las vegas navada what a twist in the story.
source: Wrestling Observer

-- It is now coming out that there is a bikini model by the name of Ashley Massaro based out of Las Vegas. She is a few years younger than the WWE Diva, and the two are often confused because they look similar. Rolling Stone's story naming the WWE Diva could very well be a mix-up.

Jimmy's Dignity
05-03-2008, 07:57 PM
Speaking of Playboy, what haven't Maria's pics been posted here yet?Oh and Mikeybot, Maria's photos should be in the March WWE thread.

I'm sure he's just being lazy...
http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/5011/mariaplayboy1xn0.jpg http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/1483/mariaplayboy2hp9.jpg
http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/443/mariaplayboy3lw1.jpg http://img378.imageshack.us/img378/6687/mariaplayboy4ry9.jpg
http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/517/mariaplayboy5jf1.jpg http://img74.imageshack.us/img74/654/mariaplayboy6up3.jpg http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/1753/mariaplayboy7sk8.jpg http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/4518/mariaplayboy8sm1.jpg http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/1121/mariaplayboy9xa6.jpghttp://img246.imageshack.us/img246/9529/mariaplayboy10yk5.jpg

Yes I know they're very big. No I won't resize them.

Steam
05-03-2008, 09:20 PM
I would have sex with Ashley Massaro...but under no circumstances would I pay $25,000 to have sex with her. Unless it was bareback, no holes barred, and I could use her for 18-24 months whenever I wanted as many times as I wanted. And she wouldn't be allowed to speak, aside from talking dirty

I wouldn't even fuck her for free under those circumstances. She just looks very rank and is too ugly for me. Just an annoying poseur cunt.

O&APartyRock24
05-03-2008, 10:30 PM
Update--
Clemens Hit On Wrestlers Wife?, RAW Writer Cancels Vacation
05/03/2008 by Ryan Clark

Partial Source: The Wrestling Observer Newsletter

BostonHerald.com has a story on Roger Clemens making a pass at the wife of former WWE star Brutus "The Barber Beefcake 18 years ago. Barbara Leslie was working as a waitress (and hadn't met her husband yet), and Clemens was married at the time. Clemens followed her into her off-limits dressing room and said, "What would you do if I tried to kiss you?" Barbara Leslie replied, "What would your wife say if you tried to kiss me?"

With Michael Hayes on a 60-day suspension, Ed Koskey and Christopher DeJosephs (a.k.a. 'Big Dick Johnson') are taking over as the interim head writers for both Smackdown and ECW. DeJosephs had been the head writer of ECW since Dave Lagana was fired and Dusty Rhodes left for Florida Championship Wrestling.

Brian Gewirtz, the head writer of Raw, has canceled his summer vacation. The feeling is with the lackluster ratings for Raw as of late, he doesn't want to miss writing a show since Vince McMahon is more open to outside suggestions when things aren't going too well.

O&APartyRock24
05-04-2008, 02:23 PM
News Update-

Update on the Taker striped of his title and the Raw blackout, also HHH vs. Regal?
'Taker Stripped Of Title, Why The RAW Blackout Was Done
05/04/2008 by Ryan Clark

For those who may have forgot reading the spoilers from earlier this week or didn't catch Friday night's show, an angle was done on Smackdown Friday night where The Undertaker was stripped of the World Heavyweight Title by Vickie Guerrero. Undertaker's gogoplata submission move was also banned as a result of the "injuries" sustained by Edge at Backlash.

The blackout at the end of Raw on Monday was done to set up two things. It was done to plant the seeds of a forthcoming William Regal vs. Triple H feud, as well as a cage match for the title at Judgment Day by not giving away the conclusion of the match right then and there.

John Cena's brother, Dan Cena, is raising money for drunk driving prevention. Dan Cena is a police officer for the Newbury Police Department in Massachusetts, and was involved in a head on collision with a drunk driver in February 2007. Cena has been sidelined since the accident. He organized a charity event to donate money to Mother's Against Drunk Drivers, as well as the Trista Zinck Memorial Scholarship. He'll also use the money to purchase top of the line breathalyzers for local police departments.

Backstage Adamle storyline, WWE signs new 7-footer-
Backstage Mike Adamle Update Inside, WWE Signs New 7' Footer
05/04/2008 by Ryan Clark

The WWE website has an update on the Mike Adamle walk-out situation. According to the article, they reached Adamle for comment, but he refused to discuss anything. WWE.com also added: "Speculation remains rampant in the locker room as well as in WWE offices and at WWE.com headquarters. Some believe Adamle is quitting the company. Others say it’s simply a ploy to make more money." According to the article, they believe that Adamle's walk-out was a result of a hostile environment at WWE events. "Superstars have not been shy about teasing the commentator about his on-air gaffes. Also, perhaps worst of all, Adamle has been greeted by shouts of "Please quit," "You suck," and even "Drop Dead!" from our fans in the rows closest to the announcers’ table. The article concludes by telling fans to tune in to ECW on Tuesday to find out the deal on Mike Adamle.

For the record, ECW play-by-play announcer Mike Adamle is well aware that he's not particularly good at his job and that he's generally disliked. At Backlash on Sunday, Adamle was heavily booed by the fans.

Brock Lesnar will be in Las Vegas for UFC's show on May 24.

WWE has signed former World Wrestling Council wrestler Black Pain to a developmental contract. He will be reporting to Florida Championship Wrestling soon. Pain is billed as being 7 feet tall.

ECW One Night Stand Plans Revealed, Boogeyman's New Teeth
05/04/2008 by Ryan Clark

Source: The Wrestling Observer Newsletter

The tentative format for the One Night Stand pay-per-view in San Diego on June 1st is to make every match an "Extreme Rules" match. Last year's show drew 188,000 total buys, with only 124,000 from North America, the company's low mark of the year.

Boogeyman recently got some new front teeth put in. They were knocked out in a accident while he was training to be a wrestler in OVW three years ago. He didn't fix his teeth due to the Boogeyman gimmick. Boogeyman has been out of action since September. He took some time off after suffering a calf injury, but has yet to be brought back to television.

IndianExpress.com has an article on The Great Khali's homecoming to his native land. The article confirms that he married a United States-based girl of Indian origin, Harminder Kaur. In India, Khali is funding the education of his siblings' children and has bought an adjoining plot of land for his parents. You can read the article at Khali returns: from illiterate labourer to TV wrestling’s Indian poster-boy.


Ashley update-
A New Twist In The Ashley Massaro/Escort Story - A Mix-Up?
05/04/2008 by Ryan Clark

TMZ.com has posted an article regarding the story on Ashley Massaro and some other models being tied to an escort service. TMZ's headline reads: "WWE Diva Fingered in Escort Ring?" Initially, Massaro wasn't mentioned in the story, simply referring to her as "A prominent female WWE star." An hour and a half after TMZ's article was published, they named Ashley in the story, citing her denial from her MySpace page. TMZ has contacted WWE to comment on the story, but they have yet to respond. TMZ plans on adding more details to the story as they get it.

It is now coming out that there is a bikini model by the name of Ashley Massaro based out of Las Vegas. She is a few years younger than the WWE Diva, and the two are often confused because they look similar. Rolling Stone's story naming the WWE Diva could very well be a mix-up.

Stormrider666
05-04-2008, 02:47 PM
The last thing the WWE needs is another 7 footer. Since his return, the WWE has no idea what to do with the Big Show.

I don't see the reasoning behind the whole stripping the Undertaker of his title gimmick. You could still continue the fued with Edge without doing it. That being said, it doesn't bug me as much as the ending of Raw did last week.

Steam
05-04-2008, 03:22 PM
The last thing the WWE needs is another 7 footer. Since his return, the WWE has no idea what to do with the Big Show.

I don't see the reasoning behind the whole stripping the Undertaker of his title gimmick. You could still continue the fued with Edge without doing it. That being said, it doesn't bug me as much as the ending of Raw did last week.


The Undertaker is going to get his reign regardless. I'd just wish they would just let it happen and be done with it already. Fuck the Undertaker.

Balls_Mahoney
05-04-2008, 03:33 PM
lame big show and kahli now some guy named big pain?

O&APartyRock24
05-04-2008, 04:21 PM
Major Change to the Wellness Policy--
Report: Major Change To WWE Wellness Policy Last Week
05/04/2008 by Ryan Clark

According to a new report by PWInsider, WWE wrestlers who underwent drug testing as part of the company's Wellness Policy this week were confronted with more rigorous testing conditions.

For those unaware, past tests saw wrestlers urinate into a vial at a urinal, but starting this past week male performers were required to provide a sample in full view of those representing Aegis Science (the firm that tests WWE's urine samples). Wrestlers, both male and female, were also required to drop their pants at least down to their knees and pull their shirts up above their n*pples.

These new testing procedures were believed to be adapted to help prevent talent from taking advantage of the procedures by using cheating devices. The word making the rounds among WWE wrestlers was that an incident had sparked the more strict testing procedures, but no one is reportedly quite sure what that situation entailed or if was something that never happened to begin with.

Either way, the belief at this point is that at least one WWE developmental talent who has since been released by the company had been caught trying to cheat when giving a urine sample. However, considering nothing could be confirmed at this time it is simply being regarded as a "story making the rounds" among talent. Whether it was based on a fact or a rumor, it was serious enough to cause changes in the testing procedures for all talent.

Major RAW Spoiler, Santino Update, Ted DiBiase Jr/WWE
05/04/2008 by Ryan Clark

A number of ECW talents were called over the weekend and were told to be at RAW this week. Some believe the entire ECW roster has been summoned to RAW for some sort of angle.

Ken Kennedy worked in a tag match with Chris Jericho against William Regal & Snitsky last night. I was told that Kennedy did not work completely as a babyface but they are certainly teasing a possible turn with a program with Regal.

Santino Marella worked his first match since being arrested at last night's Raw house show in Hamilton, Ontario. He teamed with Carlito to face Brian Kendrick & Paul London. Kendrick & London won via disqualification.

WWE developmental worker Ted DiBiase Jr. worked last night's SmackDown/ECW house show in Moncton, New Brunswick. He did a job against Kenny Dykstra.
Coaches Contract expiring-
Coach's WWE Contract Expiring, Shane McMahon Not Backstage
05/04/2008 by Ryan Clark

Source: The Wrestling Observer Newsletter

Jonathan Coachman's WWE contract is expiring within the next few months. There has been quite a bit of speculation that Coachman could leave the company for a full-time job with MSG Network, although he hasn't said anything about it yet.

Jimmy's Dignity
05-04-2008, 04:49 PM
lame big show and kahli now some guy named big pain?even worse...his name is BLACK Pain.

Major Change to the Wellness Policy--Wrestlers, both male and female, were also required to drop their pants at least down to their knees and pull their shirts up above their n*pples.

what I wouldn't give to be the scumbag who gets to watch the chicks pull out their tits and pee into a cup

Steam
05-04-2008, 04:55 PM
lame big show and kahli now some guy named big pain?

Would be better if they got Big A.

even worse...his name is BLACK Pain.


what I wouldn't give to be the scumbag who gets to watch the chicks pull out their tits and pee into a cup

I'd love to see the look of horror on his face when Melina pulls out her ginormous cock.

askewcore
05-04-2008, 08:06 PM
I hope Coach leaves WWE for MSG, for two reasons.

1) It gets him off WWE TV.

2) I enjoy yelling racial slurs at him when his fat head comes on tv while the Knicks get their shit pushed.

even worse...his name is BLACK Pain.


So...Big Dick Black is gonna wrestle now?

Balls_Mahoney
05-04-2008, 08:55 PM
eww black pain and how hawt is that jimmys dream job.

Hornswoggle
05-05-2008, 01:17 AM
[QUOTE=Steam;2607058 I'd love to see the look of horror on his face when Melina pulls out her ginormous cock.[/QUOTE]

Melina does not have a cock you meanie lol

Flea_Man
05-05-2008, 01:22 AM
I love the tags:

cena sucks, latent racism, news updates, raw, smackdown, steam's a fag, tuesday night heat, watching thread, wwe


lol

Hornswoggle
05-05-2008, 02:05 AM
Thats so crazy about ashley huh? wonder if its true.:p

CM Mark
05-05-2008, 02:13 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NU3c0xH0As

Hornswoggle
05-05-2008, 02:23 AM
Lmfao!!!!!!!

O&APartyRock24
05-05-2008, 05:40 AM
Lmfao!!!!!!!

English sir:action-sm

Hornswoggle
05-05-2008, 11:18 AM
English sir:action-sm
Thats Ma'am and I meant laughing my ass off that video was funny.

Jimmy's Dignity
05-05-2008, 11:23 AM
welcome to our little corner of debauchery & inane comments....

(ps we're pretty hurtful here, just a heads up :D)

Raw Preview

When Raw broadcasts from Toronto, Canada, next Monday night, the cold temperatures will be nothing compared to the chilly reception Randy Orton will likely receive the next time he faces Triple H.

The newly-crowned WWE Champion battled the Legend Killer in a title match last week, with the broadcast ending in a blackout after a disgruntled William Regal pulled the plug on the audio and video. Before ruining the main event for viewers, however, the Raw General Manager did manage to arrange for the two combatants to meet one another next month at Judgment Day in a WWE Championship Steel Cage Match. How will the two Superstars prepare for one another in the prelude to pain?

The discontented King of the Ring saw his coronation ceremony turned upside down thanks to Mr. Kennedy. Not one to follow sovereign protocol, the loudmouth from Green Bay, Wis. came to blows with Regal, who then promised retribution. What punishment awaits Mr. Kennedy compliments of His Royal Pain in the Arse?

It also appears that title-hungry JBL isn’t about to hang up his 10-gallon hat anytime soon. After handily defeating Robbie McAllister last week, the media maven made it perfectly clear that he continues to gun for the title, too. Not one to sit idly by, what does JBL have in store for those who stand between him and the gold? And what exactly will JBL have in mind for John Cena after he embarrassed the “wrestling god” at Backlash?

In other Raw action, Carlito & Santino Marella continue to provoke the anger of World Tag Team Champions Hardcore Holly & Cody Rhodes. Last week, Rhodes defeated Santino, but the Caribbean Bad Apple snuck up on Rhodes and dropped him with a Backstabber. What sly stunts can we expect from “Cantino” this week? Or will the reigning tag team champions have their say?

Hornswoggle
05-05-2008, 11:30 AM
Im pretty mean myself! hehehe. Omg guys I heard the FBI is involved with the Trashley thing. Not the IFOC or what ever lol. I hope she gets the boot.

Jimmy's Dignity
05-05-2008, 11:40 AM
good thing they got that terrorism thing all wrapped up and can focus on hookers :icon_roll

Hornswoggle
05-05-2008, 11:43 AM
Cant wait to read my issue ill save it for ever.

Aizazzle
05-05-2008, 12:49 PM
Wait do we actually have a woman in this thread? :icon_eek::icon_eek:

Lets see how long the hole can last :action-sm

Hornswoggle
05-05-2008, 01:13 PM
Ah I need a break from other wrestling boards they suck. Plus this is two of my fave things O and A AND WRESTLING! I argue to much with ratedrkocenaangel619s anyway.

Vyce
05-05-2008, 01:47 PM
I'll be the first to say it.

Post tits or GTFO.

Balls_Mahoney
05-05-2008, 01:53 PM
Black pain http://i284.photobucket.com/albums/ll10/balls_mahoney_2008/mnb2kzojgh2hqxlc65s3.jpg is a cunt

Balls_Mahoney
05-05-2008, 01:59 PM
looks like Coach viscera and Shanquia had a kid

Hornswoggle
05-05-2008, 02:25 PM
Black pain http://i284.photobucket.com/albums/ll10/balls_mahoney_2008/mnb2kzojgh2hqxlc65s3.jpg is a cunt
Ewwwwwwwwwww who is that?

O&APartyRock24
05-05-2008, 02:35 PM
News Update-- More to come later-
Kurt Angle Suffers A Neck Injury Overseas This Weekend?
05/05/2008 by Ryan Clark

Kurt Angle and AJ Styles wrestled for New Korea Pro Wrestling earlier today. The event was part of Korea’s Childrens day, and the matches were held at the Jang Chung Gym in Seoul.

- AJ Styles defeated Ryuji Hijikata and Hung Tyun. Styles retained the NKPW Junior Heavyweight title.

- In the main event, Kurt Angle battled Osamu Nishimura (All Japan) and Yeok Bal San (Riki Passan) in the NKPW Heavyweight title match contested under triple threat rules. During the match, Bal San attempted a bodyslam on Angle, but Angle landed incorrectly and may have aggravated his neck. According to the source, the spot looked serious. After the match, Angle apologized to the fans since he was scheduled to do an autograph signing. Angle said he would have to go to the hospital in America to examine his neck situation.

Breaking News: Jonathan Coachman Leaving WWE?
05/05/2008 by Ryan Clark

The main reason WWE has replaced Jonathan Coachman with Mick Foley as the Smackdown color announcer is because Coachman has been quietly telling people for awhile now that he wants to leave the company to focus on sports broadcasting and WWE wanted to be ready incase he did leave. He recently interviewed with ESPN and had been doing additional broadcast work for both the MSG Network and CBS' College sports broadcasts of late.

And now, I can report that ESPN has actually hired Coachman as an anchor. Most in WWE believe that Coachman will finish up with WWE soon, if he hasn't already. No word yet on when Coachman will debut with ESPN.

WWE/Vince Press Release, Khali/MSNBC Press, Matt Hardy, New CFO
05/05/2008 by Ryan Clark

WWE issued the following press release today: PROMAX/BDA To Honor World Wrestling Entertainment's Vince McMahon With Lifetime Achievement Award Los Angeles, CA �" May 5, 2008 �" Vince McMahon, World Wrestling Entertainment’s (WWE) visionary founder and a man many consider a marketing genius, will receive the Promax/BDA Lifetime Achievement Award, Promax/BDA president Jonathan Block-Verk announced today. The award will be presented to McMahon during the upcoming 53rd annual Promax/BDA Conference, slated for June 17-19 at Manhattan’s Hilton New York Hotel. McMahon, who was recently honored with a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, serves as Chairman of the Board of World Wrestling Entertainment, Inc. (WWE). A third-generation entrepreneur who has made WWE into the global phenomenon it is today, McMahon is credited as a pioneer in the television syndication, pay-per-view, and cable business, a recognized celebrity throughout the world, one of the longest running personalities on television, and a fearless marketer. “Vince McMahon is the world heavyweight champion of global marketing, as substantiated by the phenomenal worldwide success of the WWE brand across all media,” said Block-Verk in announcing the Lifetime Achievement award recipient. “In the course of his career, Vince McMahon turned a regional syndicated program into a global super-brand that reaches 130 countries in 23 languages with programming for virtually every conceivable platform available in today's marketplace. Add WWE’s huge merchandising success and constant trailblazing into new media models, and you get the very essence of successful brand development.” In addition to receiving the Promax Lifetime Achievement Award at the conference, McMahon will participate in a special Q&A session, during which he will be interviewed by TelevisionWeek Deputy Editor Chris Pursell. Additionally, WWE’s Geof Rochester, Executive Vice President, Marketing, will participate in a case study on the marketing strategy and achievements of WWE’s WrestleManiaź, the industry’s gold standard for pay-per-view events.

The Great Khali's homecoming to his native India was mentioned on MSNBC's morning loop yesterday due to all the buzz its causing. According to the report, Khali had to leave his hotel because of the swarms of fans waiting to see him. The turnout for his return is said to be similar to that of "Beatlemania."

The Grahamton Journal has an article UK youth meeting Matt Hardy during the company's recent tour of Great Britain. You can read the article at http://www.granthamjournal.co.uk.

According to reports, George Barrios, who is the Vice President and treasurer of The New York Times, has joined World Wrestling Entertainment as Chief Financial Officer.

More Details On Incident Between Mark Henry & Michael Hayes
05/05/2008 by Ryan Clark

The following news was derived from Dave Meltzer's Wrestling Observer Newsletter.

Mark Henry is telling people backstage that he went to Vince McMahon and said, “Either he goes or I go," in reference to Michael Hayes.

Right now there is a real weird feeling backstage because people in the company can't see how Hayes can be brought back, yet everyone figures that he will be. The McMahon's are said to be very high up on Hayes as he was able to get away with getting drunk and singing at Stephanie and Hunter's wedding.

Despite being suspended, he is still receiving company emails.

O&APartyRock24
05-05-2008, 02:36 PM
Ewwwwwwwwwww who is that?

New devlopment guy that the WWE signed. He's another 7 footer.:icon_roll

Hornswoggle
05-05-2008, 02:54 PM
New devlopment guy that the WWE signed. He's another 7 footer.:icon_roll
Handsome LOLZ o shit im sooooooo late for school bye guys thanks for makin a newbie feel welcome!

Jimmy's Dignity
05-05-2008, 03:01 PM
are they going to let him keep that Black Pain gimmick? Cause if so...booooooooooo

what's up with the Warrior goo coming out of his mouth? It looks like he's already in a shitty feud with Papa Shango

Jimmy's Dignity
05-05-2008, 04:36 PM
http://chipperprime.img.jugem.jp/20080426_337514.jpg

my dear lord

ratedRsuperstar
05-05-2008, 04:51 PM
I'll be the first to say it.

Post tits or GTFO.

x2

my bet is some myspace voodoo though


anyway for my thoughts on ww-eyuck so far....


i got nothing. i've been dvr'ing the shows and fast forward through most of it. out of the 5 hours of wwe programming on each week, i'm maybe watching 10-20 min in normal speed.

plus gta4 is consuming my entire free time


i did have a thought about m ps hayes, remeber my story from my last wwe gig (see the "good news for me" thread") when there was a young lad sporting a homemade "i'm michael ps hayes' #1 fan" shirt? i do live in the DEEP south so perhaps the youngster had some of the same ideals and wasn't just watching the awa shows on espn classic.
also, i'm pretty sure mark henry signed that lil douche's shirt. irony?

anyway, i'll be gta'ing tonight so i'll watch the show tomorrow

ratedRsuperstar
05-05-2008, 04:52 PM
http://chipperprime.img.jugem.jp/20080426_337514.jpg

my dear lord

eat enough of those and you too can be a hulkster in heaven

Vyce
05-05-2008, 05:26 PM
x2
i got nothing. i've been dvr'ing the shows and fast forward through most of it. out of the 5 hours of wwe programming on each week, i'm maybe watching 10-20 min in normal speed.

The best part of RAW these days is King Regal.

Regal is fucking TREMENDOUS. I'm loving his character now, that of the quiet psychopath with barely suppressed aggression, slowly going mad with power. Last week's ending to RAW, in particular, was great (IMO - lots of other WWE fans were pissed), with Regal going ape shit in the production van to deny everyone the benefit of the match's finale for not giving him the proper respect. The guy's one of the better actors in the company, his facial emotives are just incredible.

It's supposed to lead to a Regal / HHH feud, which should be awesome, provided they let Regal be the fucking badass he can be.

Steam
05-05-2008, 05:35 PM
I'm just going to go on record and say that I'm not a fan of this tagging system.

RMM46
05-05-2008, 06:39 PM
blatent racism, cena sucks, flea's a douche, latent racism, news updates, raw, smackdown, steam's a fag, tuesday night heat, watching thread, wwe

Not for nothing, but these 3 tags can apply to every post on this board.

Hornswoggle
05-05-2008, 07:20 PM
OMG I love Regal miss the brass knucks tho member when the ref had to check him every time and he would always hid it in new places?

O&APartyRock24
05-05-2008, 07:54 PM
I'm just going to go on record and say that I'm not a fan of this tagging system.

I have problem with it, i dont really see the point in it really, but it is fun to make funny ones.lol

WM24 Buyrate and more-
Chuck Liddell's Injury, 'Mania 24 Buyrate Revealed, Kennedy
05/05/2008 by Ryan Clark

In an interview with ESPN Magazine, "The Iceman" Chuck Liddell said that after he recently tore his hamstring he still wanted to fight Rashad Evans at UFC 85 in June. UFC boss Dana White had to step in and tell Chuck they wouldn't let him fight. "I was going to fight, too," Liddell says. But then White called and said to forget it, to heal up and come back 100 percent. Liddell is expecting to return to the octagon after the summer.

The WrestleMania 24 buyrate will be announced tomorrow morning by WWE via a press release. We will post it here but I've heard it's around 1.2 million U.S buys.

Ken Kennedy was working as a face at WWE house shows over the weekend.

Piper On Carlito's Cabana Tonight, Umaga To SD! Update, More
05/05/2008 by Ryan Clark

WWE has announced that Roddy Piper is backstage at Raw in Toronto and will be a guest on Carlito's Cabana tonight.

Vince McMahon was said to be furious over how the Roddy Piper & Santino Marella segment came off on Raw last week. No word yet on why McMahon was so upset with the segment. Bruce "Brother Love" Prichard produced the segment and got an earful from McMahon as a result.

There have been some rumblings about Umaga switching brands to go to SmackDown. Head Raw writer Brian Gewirtz is pushing hard to keep him. At one point, there was a plan for Umaga to go to SmackDown to feud with Undertaker.

Hornswoggle
05-05-2008, 08:10 PM
I don't like hogan but that burger looks tasty

O&APartyRock24
05-05-2008, 08:41 PM
So Who's in for tonight?

CM Mark
05-05-2008, 08:41 PM
in

Hornswoggle
05-05-2008, 08:47 PM
HIYA cookie monser mark!

ratedRsuperstar
05-05-2008, 08:47 PM
in









liberty city destroying steve for the umpteenth time

RMM46
05-05-2008, 08:48 PM
In.

Nice that the May thread has 4 pages and we haven't had 1 show yet.

CM Mark
05-05-2008, 08:49 PM
HIYA cookie monser mark!

Hiya female with a green midget name!!

O&APartyRock24
05-05-2008, 08:50 PM
Nice that the May thread has 4 pages and we haven't had 1 show yet.

It hasnt even been a week yet, i think.

Hornswoggle
05-05-2008, 08:51 PM
lol love shortstack I have a pic of him all gangsta with braids

ratedRsuperstar
05-05-2008, 08:53 PM
i remember the good ol days of live wackbag wrestling coverage. 20 pages per raw on average. now, we couldn't do 20 a month without OAPR24 posting articles.

speaking of the old days, where the fuck are kyle and my former hetero cybermate and wwe tranny-diva lover FAngel?

ratedRsuperstar
05-05-2008, 08:55 PM
lol love shortstack I have a pic of him all gangsta with braids

ok, i gotta ask...


we need stats and/or pics and/or myspace page. lady-folk don't come around this part of the board too often. don't get me wrong, anything to break up the usual sausgefest is alright by me, but just because most of us may have low standards, we still have standards

Steam
05-05-2008, 08:58 PM
anything to break up the usual sausgefest is alright by me,

Not by me.

CM Mark
05-05-2008, 08:58 PM
i remember the good ol days of live wackbag wrestling coverage. 20 pages per raw on average. now, we couldn't do 20 a month without OAPR24 posting articles.

speaking of the old days, where the fuck are kyle and my former hetero cybermate and wwe tranny-diva lover FAngel?

No idea about Kyle, but I do still talk with FAngel every so often. He's doing kinda well, but his GF is not doing well at all. He's dealing with work and helping her out healthwise. I'll send any messages to him if anyone has one to pass along.

O&APartyRock24
05-05-2008, 09:00 PM
if i read correctly McMahon is going to open up Raw

Hornswoggle
05-05-2008, 09:01 PM
ok, i gotta ask...


we need stats and/or pics and/or myspace page. lady-folk don't come around this part of the board too often. don't get me wrong, anything to break up the usual sausgefest is alright by me, but just because most of us may have low standards, we still have standards
hate to disapoint but no myspace fuckkked up my computer so i banned it so my sister cant access.

Aizazzle
05-05-2008, 09:01 PM
In for the debauchery tonight. Nice they start off with the Regal/Kennedy feud....

ratedRsuperstar
05-05-2008, 09:04 PM
hate to disapoint but no myspace fuckkked up my computer so i banned it so my sister cant access.

so.... you can upload pics of lil gangsta hornie, but not yourself huh?


i'm calling bravo sierra

and steam, (it's difficult to express sarcasm in text)

Hornswoggle
05-05-2008, 09:05 PM
um can i? do i have enough posts yet?

Steam
05-05-2008, 09:06 PM
and steam, (it's difficult to express sarcasm in text)

Sarcasm?

Anyway, I'd love to eat Lilian's ass.

Aizazzle
05-05-2008, 09:06 PM
Hey Vince is back!



KING REGAL!!!!!

Nice they are going with asshole chants...

Steam
05-05-2008, 09:08 PM
Ok, where's Kennedy?

Now?

atxklown
05-05-2008, 09:08 PM
Nice tags Melina's Huge cock and Flea's a douche
I'm in

Aizazzle
05-05-2008, 09:08 PM
I like Regal's shennaniighans

Hornswoggle
05-05-2008, 09:08 PM
oh god there doing a fucking kindergarten class thing.

O&APartyRock24
05-05-2008, 09:08 PM
Thank you
and i love how Kennedy is a face now

Aizazzle
05-05-2008, 09:09 PM
Mista Kennedy






























































Kennedy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RMM46
05-05-2008, 09:09 PM
Kennedy's old song was better.

Steam
05-05-2008, 09:09 PM
Thank you
and i love how Kennedy is a face now

He's an Austin wannabe tweener.

Hate the new music though.

Hornswoggle
05-05-2008, 09:10 PM
hes scruffy lately

O&APartyRock24
05-05-2008, 09:10 PM
Kennedy's old song was better.

x2

O&APartyRock24
05-05-2008, 09:11 PM
BOOOOOO
WE saw that gimmick last month, haha free plugs

Steam
05-05-2008, 09:12 PM
Tag team division? Check

Entire RAW roster? Check

Entire ECW roster? Did we think any different?

Aizazzle
05-05-2008, 09:13 PM
He's an Austin wannabe tweener.


They are definitely heading in that direction with Kennedy, he is going to be the cool authority defying figure to Regal. I want to see what Kennedy can do with it..

Hey look it's Triple Haitch

CM Mark
05-05-2008, 09:13 PM
I'm on the phone with someone right now. What's going on with everyone in the ring?

O&APartyRock24
05-05-2008, 09:15 PM
I'm on the phone with someone right now. What's going on with everyone in the ring?

Kennedy and HHH vs. ECW roster

HHH and Regal setting up their feud.

Cunt match next

Hornswoggle
05-05-2008, 09:17 PM
uh oh candas gonna show ashley whats up

Aizazzle
05-05-2008, 09:17 PM
I'm on the phone with someone right now. What's going on with everyone in the ring?

Baiscally it' Triple Haitch and Kennedy Kennedy vs the entire ECW roster, and the ECW roster is probably going to job to them. Way to celebrate the 100th episode Vince...

ratedRsuperstar
05-05-2008, 09:18 PM
Sarcasm?

Anyway, I'd love to eat Lilian's ass.

on my end

Steam
05-05-2008, 09:20 PM
on my end

Hot!!

Hornswoggle
05-05-2008, 09:21 PM
they need a new womens ship like the cruiserweight title i like that one this ones to brown

O&APartyRock24
05-05-2008, 09:22 PM
hmmmm i like the new tag

"grow up O&APartyRock24"....thanks guys hahaha lol

Aizazzle
05-05-2008, 09:22 PM
I'm switching to Orlando vs Detroit until this shit ends..

CM Mark
05-05-2008, 09:24 PM
hmmmm i like the new tag

"grow up O&APartyRock24"....thanks guys hahaha lol

:action-sm :action-sm :action-sm

Flea_Man
05-05-2008, 09:24 PM
Wow look at the tags.

RMM46
05-05-2008, 09:25 PM
Wow. A 2 segment Diva's match? You kidding me? They must have nothing else (except the burial of the ECW roster) set for tonight.

And Beth Phoenix is from Buffalo? Explains her fat ass.

Steam
05-05-2008, 09:25 PM
Can King just retire already? I can't believe how excited we were when he came back after Survivor Series in 2001.

What a joke.

Hornswoggle
05-05-2008, 09:26 PM
Wow. A 2 segment Diva's match? You kidding me? They must have nothing else (except the burial of the ECW roster) set for tonight.

And Beth Phoenix is from Buffalo? Explains her fat ass.lol big juicy ass.

Aizazzle
05-05-2008, 09:26 PM
Is it over yet?

Edit:
Nevermind just saw RMM's post, they are actually going with two segments of cunt fest, god they are idots.

Steam
05-05-2008, 09:27 PM
Wow. A 2 segment Diva's match? You kidding me? They must have nothing else (except the burial of the ECW roster) set for tonight.

And Beth Phoenix is from Buffalo? Explains her fat ass.


I would fuck the shit out of Beth Phoenix' fat ass.

O&APartyRock24
05-05-2008, 09:28 PM
Can King just retire already? I can't believe how excited we were when he came back after Survivor Series in 2001.

What a joke.

x2

WE GET IT KING YOU LIKE THE DIVAS ENOUGH!

ratedRsuperstar
05-05-2008, 09:29 PM
um can i? do i have enough posts yet?

use an image hosting site (i always use imageshack.com) if you use that one. i always use a seperate window for this. one with imageshack, the other with wackbag for the copy/paste i'll explain

go to imageshack,
pick the image from your comp,
select whether you wanna resize it or not,
uncheck any add box above the "host it" button
click "host it."
after the next page loads you'll see a bunch of urls. (here i always use the "direct link to image" url).
select the url,
right-click it
select copy

now back to wackbag...

open a reply window
at the top of the text box, you'll see "fonts" , "sizes", etc.
click the lil yellow square with the mountain-like pic on it
paste the link from imageshack in the box that pops up
click submit reply

there you have it, a step by step guide to getting around the dreasded "not allowed to post pics" deal


beth phoenix is kind of almost hot in a not as big as chyna but could still kick my ass way

Steam
05-05-2008, 09:29 PM
Ooooooooo Kamela is coming to about ten minute from my place. I didn't realize he was still alive.


Whomever added the "CM Mark is a cunt" tag should have also put "the sky is blue" one as well. Stating the motherfucking obvious.

Hornswoggle
05-05-2008, 09:29 PM
oof chickin wing

Steam
05-05-2008, 09:29 PM
use an image hosting site (i always use imageshack.com) if you use that one. i always use a seperate window for this. one with imageshack, the other with wackbag for the copy/paste i'll explain

go to imageshack,
pick the image from your comp,
select whether you wanna resize it or not,
uncheck any add box above the "host it" button
click "host it."
after the next page loads you'll see a bunch of urls. (here i always use the "direct link to image" url).
select the url,
right-click it
select copy

now back to wackbag...

open a reply window
at the top of the text box, you'll see "fonts" , "sizes", etc.
click the lil yellow square with the mountain-like pic on it
paste the link from imageshack in the box that pops up
click submit reply

there you have it, a step by step guide to getting around the dreasded "not allowed to post pics" deal


beth phoenix is kind of almost hot in a not as big as chyna but could still kick my ass way

You seem awfully obsessed by this.

How come no one wants to see what I look like? :(

RMM46
05-05-2008, 09:31 PM
I would fuck the shit out of Beth Phoenix' fat ass.

I didn't say there was anything wrong with her ass. :D

ratedRsuperstar
05-05-2008, 09:31 PM
Wow look at the tags.

i'm digging "melina's huge cock" no homo


hey flea, are you gonna do car crash comedy this time around?

ratedRsuperstar
05-05-2008, 09:33 PM
How come no one wants to see what I look like? :(

because none of us feel like getting hard-ons at the moment

HIGH FIVE!



and as for the gash, just want to make sure she at least looks old enough to recieve ideas like vyce's from pg 3

Hornswoggle
05-05-2008, 09:33 PM
damn it ashley dident come out by herself so they would not booooooooooo

O&APartyRock24
05-05-2008, 09:34 PM
I zoned out what did Regal say about Y2J's match?

Steam
05-05-2008, 09:34 PM
because none of us feel like getting hard-ons at the moment

HIGH FIVE!

Yeah, I am too pretty for my own good.

Jimmy's Dignity
05-05-2008, 09:34 PM
don't get me wrong, anything to break up the usual sausgefest is alright by me...Not by me.



hence the "Steam's a queer" tag :D

loved the beginning of Raw with Regal, Kennedy & HHH. King Regal is fan-fuckin-tastic. Mmmmm....divas

Steam
05-05-2008, 09:35 PM
I zoned out what did Regal say about Y2J's match?

He told him that he was teaming up with Daniel Benoit against the entire Smackdown roster.

Steam
05-05-2008, 09:35 PM
hence the "Steam's a queer" tag :D


I protest that tag.

ratedRsuperstar
05-05-2008, 09:35 PM
damn it ashley dident come out by herself so they would not booooooooooo

why would they boo ol wax lips? did they find out she bedded a negro?

Aizazzle
05-05-2008, 09:36 PM
i'm digging "melina's huge cock" no homo



:action-sm:action-sm:action-sm

Thankyou

Hornswoggle
05-05-2008, 09:37 PM
why would they boo ol wax lips? did they find out she bedded a negro?
oh the whole escort rumor that's looking very true at the moment ewwwwwww Sirius commercial on my tv

ratedRsuperstar
05-05-2008, 09:37 PM
hence the "Steam's a queer" tag :D


oh shit! swim walk!


enough, i'm going to get back to playing gta and listening to the brand new free NIN album

Jimmy's Dignity
05-05-2008, 09:38 PM
....did I just see that right? Does that movie purport that that chick has teeth in her vagina? "whaa"

O&APartyRock24
05-05-2008, 09:38 PM
Singing Murdock Rules
TRISH!!!!!!!!! COCKS OUT EVERYONE


Sorry i got excited
lol

Hornswoggle
05-05-2008, 09:39 PM
Omg Trish!!!!!!!!!!!

ratedRsuperstar
05-05-2008, 09:39 PM
oh the whole escort rumor that's looking very true at the moment ewwwwwww Sirius commercial on my tv

ok, if no pic, fill in the blanks here:

age
ht
wt

Jimmy's Dignity
05-05-2008, 09:39 PM
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


Goddamn I've missed her

RMM46
05-05-2008, 09:39 PM
ewwwwwww Sirius commercial on my tv

"You won't wanna miss Howard Stern this summer?"

Why? Is he actually going to do a show this year?


TRISH!! It'S TRISH!!!!!!! Hard-on...commence!!!!

Steam
05-05-2008, 09:39 PM
Clean up time

ratedRsuperstar
05-05-2008, 09:40 PM
COCKS OUT EVERYONE!

i was the only one before now?

Jimmy's Dignity
05-05-2008, 09:41 PM
"You won't wanna miss Howard Stern this summer?"

Why? Is he actually going to do a show this year?


TRISH!! It'S TRISH!!!!!!! Hard-on...commence!!!!

haha, yeah I noticed that. Guess he's on vacation...

Hornswoggle
05-05-2008, 09:41 PM
ok, if no pic, fill in the blanks here:

age
ht
wt
17 n half 5"4 buck23

CM Mark
05-05-2008, 09:42 PM
Trish back, and Piper on the Cabana tonight. Holy shit this is a good Raw

O&APartyRock24
05-05-2008, 09:43 PM
Since Roddy didnt get the pop that Vince wanted last week they had to bring him back.
Or Roddy just needs a pay check.
THey should update that pic Roddy, he has a stomach now, remember at Cyber Sunday '06 he tagged with Flair and it was just gross


im rambling lol


I got the New Matt and Jeff Hardy DVD today, i'll probably watch it this weekend sometime and i'll tell you how it is. I also got the HBK DVD. Also i think I'm getting the SCSA DVD also but im not sure.

Aizazzle
05-05-2008, 09:44 PM
Fuck I missed Trish (Detroit vS Orlando)...


17 n half 5"4 buck23
Wait we have jailbait in this thread....

http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k156/all-powerful-oz/Whydontyouhaveaseatpedololi.gif

Flea_Man
05-05-2008, 09:44 PM
my penis exploded when Trish appeared

Hornswoggle
05-05-2008, 09:45 PM
my penis exploded when Trish appearedouchies

Jimmy's Dignity
05-05-2008, 09:45 PM
is it just me, or does it feel like there are an exorbitant amount of commercials tonight?



Mmmmm....Katie Lea. She's money & Burchill has a fucking nasty finisher. Love the curb-stomp

O&APartyRock24
05-05-2008, 09:45 PM
incest!

Cuntler?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Thats pretty funny. HAHAHAHAHAH

Steam
05-05-2008, 09:46 PM
my penis exploded when Trish appeared

Joke was already made.

CTRL C, CTRL V

Hornswoggle
05-05-2008, 09:46 PM
anyone see the beth katie ladder match? 5 stars

Steam
05-05-2008, 09:46 PM
I want to eat Katie Lea's asshole.

LOL....Adamle, this rules on every level!

Aizazzle
05-05-2008, 09:47 PM
Hot INCEST

and fuck they rooned it with Adamle... What is this this cluterfuck?

ratedRsuperstar
05-05-2008, 09:47 PM
17 n half 5"4 buck23

ooooooook



see you in a half then. ey guys, if i get to meet chris hanson, i'll plug the show and wackbag before getting whisked away by a guy in a gilley's suit


punchin out ad adding a new name to my ignore list for about 6 month:action-sm

CM Mark
05-05-2008, 09:47 PM
what...the...........fuck

O&APartyRock24
05-05-2008, 09:47 PM
Muted my tv after the cutler lines

17 n half 5"4 buck23

W00t someone my age lol hahaha

Jimmy's Dignity
05-05-2008, 09:47 PM
holy shit...the Adamle work is giving him time on live television? I hope he screws up the names.

The Cutler will have done it? E-motherfucking-gad

Steam
05-05-2008, 09:48 PM
Love the awkwardness.

Adamle rules!

RMM46
05-05-2008, 09:49 PM
Is Adamle being bad on purpose? Is this part of the gimmick now?

Steam
05-05-2008, 09:49 PM
I'd let Katie wrestle me.

Get it? Get it?

Hornswoggle
05-05-2008, 09:49 PM
i have no idea whats going on

Aizazzle
05-05-2008, 09:49 PM
WTF is Adamle spewing??

Steam
05-05-2008, 09:50 PM
Is Adamle being bad on purpose? Is this part of the gimmick now?

Yes, and it rules.

Lol, "she's definitely not a pretty face"

Jimmy's Dignity
05-05-2008, 09:50 PM
I love that they're actively embracing the fact that Adamle sucks at announcing


haha, fuckin idiot. "She's not a pretty face. Just a pretty face...not just a pretty face"


nice stomp

CM Mark
05-05-2008, 09:50 PM
Adamle is out there, so when is he going to introduce Jeff Harvey?

O&APartyRock24
05-05-2008, 09:50 PM
I unmuted my TV and i heard

"John Sternum" and muted it right again


HAHA
JR please come home. hahaha

Aizazzle
05-05-2008, 09:52 PM
Wow I appreciate JR much more after listening to that drivel...

Steam
05-05-2008, 09:52 PM
nice stomp


I'd let her stomp me.

Lol! Get it?

Hornswoggle
05-05-2008, 09:52 PM
I'd let her stomp me.

Lol! Get it?
i get it lol

RMM46
05-05-2008, 09:53 PM
Yes, and it rules.

Lol, "she's definitely not a pretty face"

It did rule.

Jimmy's Dignity
05-05-2008, 09:53 PM
hahaha..."JR please come home!" I wonder if they're going to continue the gimmick


So what's the deal with the entire ECW roster being on Raw tonight? Orton vs. Punk will be good, providing that Punk carries most of the offense...do not want to see him get rest-holded to death.

jimmyjimjimz
05-05-2008, 09:55 PM
why did mke admale come out and do the play by play? did JR get fired again, for the 15,000,000,000,000,000th time? I just got home from dinner. I went to dinner with some friends. What the fuck happened?

Hornswoggle
05-05-2008, 09:55 PM
not sucking anyones cock here but you guys rule!!!!!!!!! on other boards there whiney and shit.

Hornswoggle
05-05-2008, 09:57 PM
slo mo rules

Steam
05-05-2008, 09:58 PM
why did mke admale come out and do the play by play? did JR get fired again, for the 15,000,000,000,000,000th time? I just got home from dinner. I went to dinner with some friends. What the fuck happened?

The Ol' Bells Palsy came back and they fired his droopy faced ass.

Jimmy's Dignity
05-05-2008, 09:59 PM
not sucking anyones cock here but you guys rule!!!!!!!!! on other boards there whiney and shit.least not for 6 months.....:action-sm



so is the HBK/Jericho feud gonna be for the IC title? Cause that'd be pretty cool. Unfortunately I bet that it's a triple threat w/ Batista

Aizazzle
05-05-2008, 09:59 PM
I love Jericho's acting, he fucking rules...

O&APartyRock24
05-05-2008, 10:00 PM
I love HBK working the Knee injury haha.
Did they just referance Montreal Screw Job Zoned out again.

Two of my Favorites HBK and Y2J, im loving it

Front Row the "Brett Who?" sign haha

Hornswoggle
05-05-2008, 10:00 PM
lol goat sign

Jimmy's Dignity
05-05-2008, 10:01 PM
HBK's eyes look like he's developing late-life Down's Syndrome...

Jimmy's Dignity
05-05-2008, 10:02 PM
lol goat sign

Goatse > goat. Right Steam?

Hornswoggle
05-05-2008, 10:02 PM
i love when johhny oversells

O&APartyRock24
05-05-2008, 10:04 PM
Lionsault is a great move.

Jimmy's Dignity
05-05-2008, 10:05 PM
wonder how long they're going to go with HBK selling the knee injury...I'm betting 1/2 way through their match at the PPV. Especially if the IC belt's on the line

Steam
05-05-2008, 10:06 PM
Goatse > goat. Right Steam?

Don't belittle me.

Hornswoggle
05-05-2008, 10:08 PM
grrrrrr i gotta make din din someone lemme know the results please.

Jimmy's Dignity
05-05-2008, 10:08 PM
Lionsault is a great move.

Hayabusa begs to differ

GggNeeZbjUg

CM Mark
05-05-2008, 10:09 PM
Lionsault is a great move.


EDIT: Fuck you JD!! Beat me by one minute
It's Hayabusa's favorite move too

EDIT #2

I'll throw this one up instead, that has it in slo mo too

OWF1it7Ydfw

RMM46
05-05-2008, 10:10 PM
Lionsault is a great move.

I hear Hyabusa likes to use it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ge55yE67ko4

Aizazzle
05-05-2008, 10:10 PM
I fucking hate this cunt, In Plain Sight. I fucking hate her show ever more..


Oooooooooooohhhh

Punk vs Orton

O&APartyRock24
05-05-2008, 10:11 PM
Hayabusa begs to differ

GggNeeZbjUg

owned haha

Okay guys and girl, im out for tonight, big tennis match tomorrow and i dont want to be tired. I'll give you my thoughts on this match and the main event tomorrow.

ECW 100th Broadcast....95 to many

Jimmy's Dignity
05-05-2008, 10:13 PM
Punk's entrance music rules. Who does it?

Hornswoggle
05-05-2008, 10:13 PM
nevermind im back booooooooo orton was mean to me at an autograph signing

Steam
05-05-2008, 10:13 PM
I fucking hate this cunt, In Plain Sight. I fucking hate her show ever more..


I'd fuck her in plain sight.

Get it? Eh?

Steam
05-05-2008, 10:13 PM
nevermind im back booooooooo orton was mean to me at an autograph signing

He shit in your backpack?

RMM46
05-05-2008, 10:14 PM
I'd fuck her in plain sight.

Get it? Eh?

Boooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!

CM Mark
05-05-2008, 10:14 PM
nevermind im back booooooooo orton was mean to me at an autograph signing

Did he take a Nagel in your purse?

EDIT: Mother fucker!! Second punchline I've been beaten to tonight.

Jimmy's Dignity
05-05-2008, 10:16 PM
nevermind im back booooooooo orton was mean to me at an autograph signingshoulda shown more cleavage. That'll make most guys be nicer to you

I'd fuck her in plain sight.

Get it? Eh?

is that Maria Bello? Cause I've wanted to wreck that for a long time...even pre-cheerleader scene from A History of Violence.



hahahahahaha, Regal turning off the lights rules.

Hornswoggle
05-05-2008, 10:16 PM
Did he take a Nagel in your purse?

EDIT: Mother fucker!! Second punchline I've been beaten to tonight.

LMAO no he wanted a discount on his pretzel fag likes glazin rasin lol

Aizazzle
05-05-2008, 10:17 PM
Punk's entrance music rules. Who does it?

This Fire Burns by Killswitch Engage...


Oh and I fucking Regal for stopping the Punk match. He is going to be a great heel..

Steam
05-05-2008, 10:17 PM
Did he take a Nagel in your purse?

EDIT: Mother fucker!! Second punchline I've been beaten to tonight.

Please, I'm way too quick on the Orton jokes.

I keep expecting to wait this one out only to be let down by a subpar HBK/British Bulldog match.

CM Mark
05-05-2008, 10:17 PM
Fucking starving. We got any onio rings back there?

CM Mark
05-05-2008, 10:18 PM
This Fire Burns by Killswitch Engage...


Oh and I fucking Regal for stopping the Pun match. He is going to be a great heel..

you partially edited it, but holy cunt!

English mother fucker, do you type it!?

Steam
05-05-2008, 10:19 PM
is that Maria Bello? Cause I've wanted to wreck that for a long time...even pre-cheerleader scene from A History of Violence.





No, it's Mary McCormack, the cunt who played Howie's wife in "Private Parts". She's not bad at all.

Aizazzle
05-05-2008, 10:19 PM
English mother fucker, do you type it!?

I'm multi tasking here, watching the Hornets vs Spurs, while typing//

RMM46
05-05-2008, 10:19 PM
Oh and I fucking Regal for stopping the Punk match. He is going to be a great heel..

Fucking what? Love? Hate? I think you're missing a word there.






Ah....you said great heel. So that must mean you liked it.

CM Mark
05-05-2008, 10:20 PM
I'm multi tasking here, watching the Hornets vs Spurs, while typing//

Typing with only one hand I take it

Aizazzle
05-05-2008, 10:20 PM
Ah....you said great heel. So that must mean you liked it.

Pretty much....

Oooooh
Roddy Piper

Jimmy's Dignity
05-05-2008, 10:21 PM
LMAO no he wanted a discount on his pretzel fag likes glazin rasin lol
there's a joke somewhere about a 17 year old girl and how she'd glaze a raisin pretzel...but the FBI keeps me from writing it...

This Fire Burns by Killswitch Engage...


Oh and I fucking Regal for stopping the Punk match. He is going to be a great heel..Killswitch! Thank you, I knew that and forgot. Go to black 2x in a row on Orton...I think that's a "knock off the rest holds"


Hopefully this Santino/Piper interaction will be better than last week's

RMM46
05-05-2008, 10:23 PM
Holy shit. A Buckwheat reference? Is this 1968?

Jimmy's Dignity
05-05-2008, 10:23 PM
ahhh...Mary McCormack & Maria Bello, that sounds like a nice combination



Wait...Piper beat Hogan? I bet it was harder convincing him to do the job than it was beating cancer

Steam
05-05-2008, 10:23 PM
When the fuck did Piper become the Greaseman?

Aizazzle
05-05-2008, 10:24 PM
there's a joke somewhere about a 17 year old girl and how she'd glaze a raisin pretzel...but the FBI keeps me from writing it...

No it's the power of Chris Hansen

Killswitch! Thank you, I knew that and forgot.
No problem

Typing with only one hand I take it
The other hand has the remote, turning back and forth between WWE, NBA and MLB (Phillies vs D-Backs)...

RMM46
05-05-2008, 10:24 PM
Thank God. Santino to break up this clusterfuck.

CM Mark
05-05-2008, 10:25 PM
Piper = Epic Win

Aizazzle
05-05-2008, 10:25 PM
Santino, here comes the epicness or drunkeness, can't really tell..

Steam
05-05-2008, 10:25 PM
ahhh...Mary McCormack & Maria Bello, that sounds like a nice combination



Hell yea, sexy older chicks rule!

Steam
05-05-2008, 10:26 PM
Piper just owned.

Jimmy's Dignity
05-05-2008, 10:26 PM
hahahhahahahhahahahha


Piper rules :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7:

First of all...what you need is a designated driver!immediately followed by a D-U-I chant from the Toronto crowd.


Cody Rhodes is already better on the mic than Randy Orton was up until 3 months ago

CM Mark
05-05-2008, 10:27 PM
I LOVE Piper for going there

Aizazzle
05-05-2008, 10:27 PM
Wow they actually broght up the DUI...

Nice job by the crowd picking up the DUI chant..

Steam
05-05-2008, 10:27 PM
Ok, well, it was good until douchebag Rhodes showed up.

Steam
05-05-2008, 10:27 PM
Piper doesn't team with coons.

Hornswoggle
05-05-2008, 10:28 PM
jeez its called age of consent peoples

RMM46
05-05-2008, 10:29 PM
Piper doesn't team with coons.

He curbstomps them.

At least that's what he implied in his DVD.

Steam
05-05-2008, 10:29 PM
Nice that they can get Cryme Tyme to come out and soft shoe for the man.

CM Mark
05-05-2008, 10:29 PM
Rowdy Roddy! Yeah Yeah!

Aizazzle
05-05-2008, 10:29 PM
"That Cancer Yeah Yeah" "That Cancer Yeah Yeah"

Although I have to admit Piper still rules...

Aizazzle
05-05-2008, 10:30 PM
Over 70'000 witnessed it in person... 243 of them got owned by fireworks :icon_mrgr

Steam
05-05-2008, 10:30 PM
I'm definitely buying that just for the Hall of Fame.

Steam
05-05-2008, 10:31 PM
Over 70'000 witnessed it in person... 243 of them got owned by fireworks :icon_mrgr

And Mark was counted twice

Jimmy's Dignity
05-05-2008, 10:31 PM
jeez its called age of consent peoples
hence the joke goin' unwritten :p


goddamn, I fucking HATE that $5 Foot-long commercial by Subway

RMM46
05-05-2008, 10:34 PM
Over 70'000 witnessed it in person... 243 of them got owned by fireworks :icon_mrgr

You mean over 69,999.

Stupid ERock.


:action-sm

Jimmy's Dignity
05-05-2008, 10:36 PM
what's up with them using really shitty "theme music" for the last 3 ppvs?


I mean really...."All Summer Long" by Kid Rock? He took the music from Sweet Home Alabama & changed the lyrics to something shitty. Ugh. And I don't even know what the fuck this song was in that last promo, but it was horrible


hey it's a DH Smith sighting! Oh please bring up Uncle Owen....

Hornswoggle
05-05-2008, 10:37 PM
is his drink any good? i got some raw attitudes they were delicious

Aizazzle
05-05-2008, 10:38 PM
Damint he didn't fo gor the Owen Hart reference.

EDIT:
Beat by JD, but he edited his post

RMM46
05-05-2008, 10:39 PM
Where was Natalie Neidhart to jump in and help?

Hornswoggle
05-05-2008, 10:40 PM
Where was Natalie Neidhart to jump in and help?

the B show

Jimmy's Dignity
05-05-2008, 10:40 PM
is his drink any good? i got some raw attitudes they were delicious

haven't had any of it...or seen it around for that matter, but when he was on the show I think he said they were selling it exclusively online, so that would explain that. Heard it's fruit punchy & is supposed to theoretically get you horned up :rolleyes:


that would have been so much better if he talked about Dead Owen & Dead Davey Boy & Dead Stu

Aizazzle
05-05-2008, 10:44 PM
that would have been so much better if he talked about Dead Owen & Dead Davey Boy & Dead Stu

OFT...

My hate for the shitty show, In Plain Sight increases, every time they run a commercial...

Steam
05-05-2008, 10:45 PM
I'm hungry for Subway, but I'm going to try out Quizno's $5 deal one of these days.

Jimmy's Dignity
05-05-2008, 10:47 PM
So...who else bets that tomorrow's 100th edition of "ECW" winds up having at least 3 boring film segments? I'm betting Adamle bullshit, Raw Recap, & Smackdown Rebound + 2 ads/promos for the PPV


Quiznos >>>>>>>>> Subway

Hornswoggle
05-05-2008, 10:49 PM
hmmmmm i just ate pizza it was nummers

Aizazzle
05-05-2008, 10:52 PM
So...who else bets that tomorrow's 100th edition of "ECW" winds up having at least 3 boring film segments? I'm betting Adamle bullshit, Raw Recap, & Smackdown Rebound + 2 ads/promos for the PPV

I will take the over on shitty film segments..

Quiznos >>>>>>>>> Subway
Never tried it before, might have to now...
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I really like the ECW brand theme..

Holy Shit! Enough with the fucking commercials

Hornswoggle
05-05-2008, 10:55 PM
Its stevie T!

Hornswoggle
05-05-2008, 10:56 PM
uh oh did i kill the thread?

mikeybot
05-05-2008, 10:58 PM
So did I "miss" anything good tonight?

Steam
05-05-2008, 10:59 PM
So did I "miss" anything good tonight?

Trish

Aizazzle
05-05-2008, 11:00 PM
Did King and JR get enough school/teacher refrences in, when Striker was in the ring?

Jimmy's Dignity
05-05-2008, 11:02 PM
why the hell would you even bother acknowledging that Dreamer's an ECW Original? The only guys left are him, Little Guido/Nunzio, & Stevie Richards

Jimmy's Dignity
05-05-2008, 11:03 PM
I hate how they're burying the entire brand by doing this...
But holy shit, what a spot by Kofi Kingston :icon_eek: :icon_eek:

hahaha, stupid JR just called Kane the WWE Champion


it's almost as bad as when they had Cena & Orton take on the rest of the Raw roster...at least this time they had the ECW guys win. Of course since they all hate each other, HHH & Kennedy will wind up cleaning house

RMM46
05-05-2008, 11:04 PM
So Cena/Orton >>> Raw Roster.

But ECW Roster >>> HHH/Kennedy.

OK. Sure.


Edit: Ah. Forgot about the post-match beatdown of the entire roster.

Hornswoggle
05-05-2008, 11:05 PM
boooooooooooo orton

Aiz