Ron & Fez Listening Thread [Cinco de Mayo, 2008] How do you say "Best Of" en Espanol?

[Rebel Yell]

did you just put your arm around me?


i've never punched a person...but i have punched like..walls, and doors, and inanimate objects.

It feels better when u connect with the target of your agression/ better for yer hand too

[krisko]

does your gay know no limits?

hahhah
crip's gay!

[Danesy]

I hate Ben Stiller, but I sooooo want to see Tropic Thunder after the trailer I just saw. Robert Downey Jr. is a fuckin' GOD! :)

[Chuck Schick]

I never have either, but when I get REALLY REALLY angry, I like to cuss myself out in French and cry myself to sleep.

When I get angry my shorts turn purple and my skin turns green.

[krisko]

That's right! If I had a club wherein I could call people ho's or nigs, I'd totally be tossing her a number one card.
That's right, best case scenario, maybe YOUR number would come in at around four hundred and seventy three.
haha.
i see you issuing 2 of those cards. one to danesy and one to your mom who woudl just take it out of pity and general shame that you came from her womb.
It feels better when u connect with the target of your agression/ better for yer hand too

yeah...well walls don't punch back...they also don't seek restraining orders.

[Mobo]

awww
mobo, you're a good internet actor. you almost made me cry. you deserve a virtual oscar.
http://images.wikia.com/muppet/images/c/c9/OG-p0002-ST.jpg
teehee.


HEY! That reminds me....Jr. has a Sesame Street dvd that has "I Love Trash" by Oscar.....I never realized as a kid, but at one point Oscar mentions that one of his trashy treasures is a rusty trombone......how did Jim Henson die? A cold? Riiiiiiiiiight.

[Rebel Yell]

"Once you've had one that's not like that, you never go back" The great
Robert Duvall - Colors. 1988

[crippledalbino]

does your gay know no limits?

http://www.idcide.com/i/mc2/sd/gayville.gif
Population: Crip

[Mobo]

http://www.idcide.com/i/mc2/sd/gayville.gif
Population: Crip

HEY! CRIP! I can see your house from here!

[crippledalbino]

haha.
i see you issuing 2 of those cards. one to danesy and one to your mom who woudl just take it out of pity and general shame that you came from her womb.



Uh... So, maybe I should hold off on ordering the second million?

[Rebel Yell]

haha.
i see you issuing 2 of those cards. one to danesy and one to your mom who woudl just take it out of pity and general shame that you came from her womb.


yeah...well walls don't punch back...they also don't seek restraining orders.

Tushay ,---- spelling not gooder

[Mobo]

Uh... So, maybe I should hold off on ordering the second million?

I say order them up! When you hit a billion, you can open a McCripples.

[Mobo]

Tushay

actually laughed...out....loud.


I think I work with her....

[crippledalbino]

Tushay ,---- spelling not gooder
Nah, it's a cute little word to say instead of 'ass'. We'll take it.
I say order them up! When you hit a billion, you can open a McCripples.

You gonna take a Big Crip or a Quarter Albino with Cheese? Take the Hilarity Bucket Meal Deal, original recipe!

[stillbornstew]

this thread has the AIDS. whats going on today? i was in a great mood too. :arrrh:

[Chester'sLiver]

this thread has the AIDS. whats going on today? i was in a great mood too. :arrrh:

is it still bad? "whaa" I am hardly paying attention anymore...

I am just making I can hear Krisko pee jokes....

[crippledalbino]

this thread has the AIDS. whats going on today? i was in a great mood too. :arrrh:

No no no!
Right now we're all chipper and cheerful and happy!
Come, join us!

[Friday]

this thread has the AIDS. whats going on today? i was in a great mood too. :arrrh:

blame crip and mobo.
they are the ones having all the unprotected butt sex around here!

:icon_mrgr

[crippledalbino]

is it still bad? "whaa" I am hardly paying attention anymore...

I am just making I can hear Krisko pee jokes....

I remember back when CL had more than one bit at a time.
Nostalgia just ain't what it used to be.

[KNUCKLEUP]

this is yesterday's listening thread!

[Chester'sLiver]

I remember back when CL had more than one bit at a time.
Nostalgia just ain't what it used to be.

Im just trying to get this bit rolling today...then I will throw it in every so often...

this is yesterday's listening thread!
yes hun but during vacation we always use one thread for the week since most of the time they are dead... No idea how we got up to 21 pages already..

[Danesy]

blame crip and mobo.
they are the ones having all the unprotected butt sex around here!

:icon_mrgr

And that's different from any other day how??? :action-sm

[Chuck Schick]

this thread has the AIDS. whats going on today? i was in a great mood too. :arrrh:

I blame myself.

[crippledalbino]

blame crip and mobo.
they are the ones having all the unprotected butt sex around here!

:icon_mrgr

And how else are we supposed to bring the funny, hm? Anyone else telling jokes? Anyone else doing a little song and dance for the listening thread? No. So instead, since no one else is going to toss up a little softball for a punchline or three, we just lube ourselves up and go for a little slick, sliding monkey meat muffin munching!

[Chester'sLiver]

I like crazy girls too.....

[crippledalbino]

this is yesterday's listening thread!
This was our KNUCKLEUP tribute, since you frequently pull such shenanigans.
And that's different from any other day how??? :action-sm
Well, that's easy, today we...
...well, I mean, we...
There was...
I mean, normally there's the strawberry lube, but...
...
...
...point conceded, miss.
I blame myself.

You should. You've really fuckin' ruined this whole fucking messageboard.

[mikek]

Quick poll for the ladies: are you a crazy chick?

[Mobo]

blame crip and mobo.
they are the ones having all the unprotected butt sex around here!

:icon_mrgr

And that's different from any other day how??? :action-sm

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3018/2470879673_3ca6913612.jpg?v=0

AWWWWWWWW!

[stillbornstew]

No no no!
Right now we're all chipper and cheerful and happy!
Come, join us!
it's like treading into the water to surf in san diego. shuffle step, shuffle step, be careful, don't step on a stingray. OOF!!!!
this is yesterday's listening thread!
hiya darling

[crippledalbino]

Quick poll for the ladies: are you a crazy chick?

Yeah, bastions of sanity, the whole lot of 'em.

[crippledalbino]

it's like treading into the water to surf in san diego. shuffle step, shuffle step, be careful, don't step on a stingray. OOF!!!!

hiya darling

Yeah, this morning was filled with awful bile until [comment deleted by mod] and now we're all just happy!

[CM Mark]

don't step on a stingray. OOF!!!!

http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/steve-irwin-master-and-commander-the-far-side-of-the-world-movie-premiere-1YtC2f.jpg

[stillbornstew]

blame crip and mobo.
they are the ones having all the unprotected butt sex around here!

:icon_mrgr
mexicans and butt sex, WOW, i've missed out. "whaa"
I blame myself.
yer a newb, you should blame yourself. die faggot. :action-sm

[Mobo]

Yeah, this morning was filled with awful bile until [comment deleted by mod] and now we're all just happy!

Why are mods deleting posts?!?! This is ridiculous!!! Then, just to rub it in our faces, they're actually using brackets to point out the fact that they're deleting things!!! BASTARDS!!!

[crippledalbino]

mexicans and butt sex, WOW, i've missed out. "whaa"

yer a newb, you should blame yourself. die faggot. :action-sm

*titflash*
Wait, what?

[Danesy]

Quick poll for the ladies: are you a crazy chick?

If what Ronnie is talking about is crazy, then yes, I can be considered crazy. I freak out when my BF talks to his ex, I interrogate him, so yea, if you think that's crazy ....

[crippledalbino]

Why are mods deleting posts?!?! This is ridiculous!!! Then, just to rub it in our faces, they're actually using brackets to point out the fact that they're deleting things!!! BASTARDS!!!

This was supposed to be the place where we could go to express ourselves! But I know damn well that [deleted by mod] totally [deleted by mod] and made it seem like [deleted by mod] and was probably the one to [deleted by mod]. Oh well. At least everyone already knows that [deleted by mod].

[stillbornstew]

Yeah, this morning was filled with awful bile until [comment deleted by mod] and now we're all just happy!
ARE YAHS????!!!! it still seems a bit frigid here. just saying. was anyone outed for posting the bullshit tags?
http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/steve-irwin-master-and-commander-the-far-side-of-the-world-movie-premiere-1YtC2f.jpg
i said walking in shallow water, not open deep sea swimming. :action-sm

[stillbornstew]

*titflash*
Wait, what?
please don't flash your tits. i'd like to keep my dinner down. ;)

[Danesy]

ARE YAHS????!!!! it still seems a bit frigid here. just saying. was anyone outed for posting the bullshit tags?

Not yet.

But I am going to find out. Promise you.

[crippledalbino]

ARE YAHS????!!!! it still seems a bit frigid here. just saying. was anyone outed for posting the bullshit tags?

No.
But the coward will hopefully be discovered.

i said walking in shallow water, not open deep sea swimming. :action-sm

Yeah, but for you, open deep sea swimming is still after the waves have broken on the shore. </obligatory short joke>

[stillbornstew]

brb, i need to make a phone call.

[krisko]

Tushay ,---- spelling not gooder
i didn't even spell anything wrong in that post. i just typod. silly goose.
actually laughed...out....loud.


I think I work with her....
:haha7:
Nah, it's a cute little word to say instead of 'ass'. We'll take it.

:haha7:

blame crip and mobo.
they are the ones having all the unprotected butt sex around here!

:icon_mrgr
hahah
crip has butt sex.
Quick poll for the ladies: are you a crazy chick?
yes.

[crippledalbino]

please don't flash your tits. i'd like to keep my dinner down. ;)

Because otherwise your erection would knock over the plate?
Or, with your size, perhaps slightly disturb your lap napkin?

[Mobo]

<----------------Staying out of the "crazy chick" conversation.....

[stillbornstew]

Not yet.

But I am going to find out. Promise you.
did i mention, or have you read in the last thread, that i LOVE the dansey? :D




i do.

[Mobo]

hahah
crip has butt sex.

HEY! According to the inferrence, I do too!



why do I keep getting left out of things.....

[crippledalbino]

<----------------Staying out of the "crazy chick" conversation.....

Yeah, always good to stay out of discussions that you have nothing to contribute to. No one is interested at all in hearing actual scenarios of psycho weirdness.

[Friday]

i tend to be a bit on the crazy side.
not in a physical way.... just mentally silly.

my bf is VERY laid back and even tempered .... we are finding this to be a good balance so far.

[Rebel Yell]

This was supposed to be the place where we could go to express ourselves! But I know damn well that [deleted by mod] totally [deleted by mod] and made it seem like [deleted by mod] and was probably the one to [deleted by mod]. Oh well. At least everyone already knows that [deleted by mod].

Now they're doing it to you too! This is Bullshit maaaaaaaaaaaaaan!

[crippledalbino]

HEY! According to the inferrence, I do too!



why do I keep getting left out of things.....

For some reason, even though it's YOUR ass that's getting ferschnookered, *I'M* the gay one.

[Friday]

ooooh i am going to have some egg salad for lunch.. yum!

[Mobo]

Yeah, always good to stay out of discussions that you have nothing to contribute to. No one is interested at all in hearing actual scenarios of psycho weirdness.

SHHHHHHHHHH! She's sitting....right.....across from me.....

[Rebel Yell]

Yeah, always good to stay out of discussions that you have nothing to contribute to. No one is interested at all in hearing actual scenarios of psycho weirdness.

Amen brotha! It's bringing bad memories just hearing it from Ron

[Mobo]

For some reason, even though it's YOUR ass that's getting ferschnookered, *I'M* the gay one.

Go suck a dick, faggot.

[Friday]

SHHHHHHHHHH! She's sitting....right.....across from me.....

HI MOBO's CRAZY WOMAN!!!!!! Hi!!!!

[krisko]

<----------------Staying out of the "crazy chick" conversation.....
<--------------- laughing at you
i tend to be a bit on the crazy side.
not in a physical way.... just mentally silly.

my bf is VERY laid back and even tempered .... we are finding this to be a good balance so far.

ha! i know whatcha mean dear, i definitely need a guy who isn't as high strung and reactionary as i am...otherwise i think the world would explode.

[crippledalbino]

SHHHHHHHHHH! She's sitting....right.....across from me.....

JOSH FLIRTS WITH ALL THE CHICKS ON THE MESSAGEBOARD AND ENJOYS BUTT-SEX WITH A CRIPPLE!!!

Sorry, what was that?

[mikek]

Because otherwise your erection would knock over the plate?

[deleted by mod]


did i mention, or have you read in the last thread, that i LOVE the dansey? :D

x2. :icon_redf

[Chuck Schick]

Here's a little poem I wrote about being crazy:

Crazy,
Well thats how it goes.
Millions of people,
Living as foes.

Maybe,
Its not too late.
To learn how to love,
And forget how to hate.

[Danesy]

did i mention, or have you read in the last thread, that i LOVE the dansey? :D




i do.

That's exactly what a guilty person would say ....






just sayin' :action-sm

[Chester'sLiver]

Here's a little poem I wrote about being crazy:

Crazy,
Well thats how it goes.
Millions of people,
Living as foes.

Maybe,
Its not too late.
To learn how to love,
And forget how to hate.

here is a poem i wrote:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Shuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut up... nobody cares

[crippledalbino]

[deleted by mod]




x2. :icon_redf
Man, those fuckin' mods are on fire today.
Here's a little poem I wrote about being crazy:

Crazy,
Well thats how it goes.
Millions of people,
Living as foes.

Maybe,
Its not too late.
To learn how to love,
And forget how to hate.

Apparently plagerism is guitar law number one.

[Mobo]

HI MOBO's CRAZY WOMAN!!!!!! Hi!!!!

JOSH FLIRTS WITH ALL THE CHICKS ON THE MESSAGEBOARD AND ENJOYS BUTT-SEX WITH A CRIPPLE!!!

Sorry, what was that?

HA HA! THE JOKE'S ON YOU! SHE'S ILLITERATE!

[Danesy]

Go suck a dick, faggot.

Holy shit .... everyone in my office is looking at me cause I am laughing hysterically at that right now.

:clap::clap::clap::haha7::haha7::haha7:

[mikek]

Man, those fuckin' mods are [deleted by mod] today.



fixed

[crippledalbino]

That's exactly what a guilty person would say ....






just sayin' :action-sm

Yes, because it's the innocent people who say 'I hate you and posted mean, awful things about you!'

That's crazy chick trap numero uno, and you know it.

[krisko]

Man, those fuckin' mods are on fire today.


Apparently plagerism is guitar law number one.

http://gothamist.com/attachments/jen/2007_09_cphorse.jpg

[Rebel Yell]

i didn't even spell anything wrong in that post. i just typod. silly goose.

:haha7:

:haha7:


hahah
crip has butt sex.

yes.
no Krisco, I meant MY spelling was wrong :action-sm

[krisko]

HA HA! THE JOKE'S ON YOU! SHE'S ILLITERATE!
MOBO'S CRAZY CHICK IS NOT ONLY CRAZY, SHE'S ALSO RETARDED. HAHAHA.
Yes, because it's the innocent people who say 'I hate you and posted mean, awful things about you!'

That's crazy chick trap numero uno, and you know it.

i hate you
meanthings meanthings meanthings.

[Danesy]

Go suck a dick, faggot.

Sorry ... had to do it again, this is just hysterical to me .... I am still giggling like a doofus.

Yes, because it's the innocent people who say 'I hate you and posted mean, awful things about you!'

That's crazy chick trap numero uno, and you know it.

I have already admitted to being crazy .... I am certifiable.

Just ask MMD. :rolleyes:

[Mobo]

Holy shit .... everyone in my office is looking at me cause I am laughing hysterically at that right now.

:clap::clap::clap::haha7::haha7::haha7:

Ahhhhh......sweet sweet vindication.

[crippledalbino]

http://gothamist.com/attachments/jen/2007_09_cphorse.jpg

Well of course the horse crashed, what with those reflectorized khakis all around.

[krisko]

no Krisco, I meant MY spelling was wrong :action-sm

you can't be seriously spelling my name wrong when it's in the post. can you? are you ok?

[crippledalbino]

i hate you
meanthings meanthings meanthings.

Aww.
You're so cute when you can't think of original things to say. *patpat*

[krisko]

Aww.
You're so cute when you can't think of original things to say. *patpat*

so you're saying i'm ALWAYS cute?

http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee189/kriskobaby/panda.gif

[Mobo]

Tag fiasco aside.....I'm having a blast today!

[krisko]

Tag fiasco aside.....I'm having a blast today!

that's because no one accused you of fucking a cripple. :icon_neut

teehee.

[Danesy]

Tag fiasco aside.....I'm having a blast today!

Glad someone is .... work sucks today, and I am just fuckin' miserable.

Besides the coupla times you made me giggle. :p

[crippledalbino]

so you're saying i'm ALWAYS cute?

http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee189/kriskobaby/panda.gif
Well played.
Tag fiasco aside.....I'm having a blast today!
Me too. A good time. All it took was ridding the board of the hatred and bile in the morning for a good afternoon now...
that's because no one accused you of fucking a cripple. :icon_neut

teehee.

*spits out water*
:icon_eek:
Yeah, I can see how that would dampen your day slightly.

[crippledalbino]

Glad someone is .... work sucks today, and I am just fuckin' miserable.

Besides the coupla times you made me giggle. :p

Oh c'mon, Danesy... NOW it's a good time, yes?
Now we can all have ourselves a loff at OTHERS' expense like we normally do.

[Danesy]

K, see some of you in the replay thread. I am goin' to break .... see you in a bit.

[Mobo]

that's because no one accused you of fucking a cripple. :icon_neut

teehee.

Not true....go back a couple'a pages....we're in the same cripple-fuckin' boat, ma'am.

[Rebel Yell]

you can't be seriously spelling my name wrong when it's in the post. can you? are you ok?

lol, At least I didn't spell it wrong on a "STIG'S NIGS" card, after knowing u for God knows how long!

[Chester'sLiver]

*spits out water*
:icon_eek:
Yeah, I can see how that would dampen your day slightly.
and every other heterosexual male on this board...


all 4 of us..

[Blue Heeler]

Why do we have fucking commercials during Best Of replays? You'd think they could just give paying subscribers "commercial free radio"....I can understand commercials when R&F or O&A take breaks during Live shows, but this is madness (Sparta?)

Fuck you Bankrate.com, fuck you George Strait, fuck you fuck you fuck you

[mikek]

Well of course the horse crashed, what with those reflectorized khakis all around.

http://kuras.us/pics/carcrash.jpg :D

[Mobo]

donk!

[KNUCKLEUP]

brb, i need to make a phone call.

:gh:

[crippledalbino]

Not true....go back a couple'a pages....we're in the same cripple-fuckin' boat, ma'am.
http://www.liverpoolmuseums.org.uk/maritime/exhibitions/gaylife/graphics/thumbs/book_cover_thumb.jpg
and every other heterosexual male on this board...


all 4 of us..

Listen, if you wanted a piece of me, all you had to do was ask.

[krisko]

*spits out water*
:icon_eek:
Yeah, I can see how that would dampen your day slightly.
pervert.

oh
woops
nevermind.
Not true....go back a couple'a pages....we're in the same cripple-fuckin' boat, ma'am.
i hope you wore a condom :icon_eek:
lol, At least I didn't spell it wrong on a "STIG'S NIGS" card, after knowing u for God knows how long!

libdib? "whaa"

[crippledalbino]

Why do we have fucking commercials during Best Of replays? You'd think they could just give paying subscribers "commercial free radio"....I can understand commercials when R&F or O&A take breaks during Live shows, but this is madness (Sparta?)

Fuck you Bankrate.com, fuck you George Strait, fuck you fuck you fuck you

Oooh, I like it when Blue Heeler contributes nothing to the messageboard.

Over to the replay thread!

[Chester'sLiver]

Listen, if you wanted a piece of me, all you had to do was ask.

ummmmmmm I thought I did but someone "lost" the picture..:icon_roll

[Mobo]

I Saaaaaaid

Donk!

[crippledalbino]

I Saaaaaaid

Donk!

What'd you say? Didn't catch that.

[Rebel Yell]

pervert.

oh
woops
nevermind.

i hope you wore a condom :icon_eek:


libdib? "whaa"

Your name wasn't misspelled on the first STIGS NIGS card the other day? my bad.

[stillbornstew]

That's exactly what a guilty person would say ....






just sayin' :action-sm
love you.
HA HA! THE JOKE'S ON YOU! SHE'S ILLITERATE!

Aww.
You're so cute when you can't think of original things to say. *patpat*
LOUD NOISES!!!!!!!!!
:gh:
that makes me happy.