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LiddyRules
05-07-2008, 12:28 PM
hi
krisko
05-07-2008, 12:32 PM
hi best of lovers.
zagman76
05-07-2008, 12:34 PM
ooOO - a time machine!
Goober
05-07-2008, 12:35 PM
sup
where did the tags go?
Arch Stanton
05-07-2008, 12:35 PM
Howdy my Buddays!!!
krisko
05-07-2008, 12:37 PM
ooOO - a time machine!
for the last timeeeee...michigan is in the same time zone as new york!! :(
krisko
05-07-2008, 12:37 PM
sup
where did the tags go?
ooh, i think we figure out yesterday taht tags are for fags :D (so i can understand why you miss them ;))
zagman76
05-07-2008, 12:39 PM
sup
where did the tags go?
People were abusing them, so they got taken away. Now only the person who started the thread can tag them (as well as Mods).
for the last timeeeee...michigan is in the same time zone as new york!! :(
Ron & Fez Listening Thread 03/07/2008- More Beh-st of
:p
krisko
05-07-2008, 12:40 PM
People were abusing them, so they got taken away. Now only the person who started the thread can tag them (as well as Mods).
Ron & Fez Listening Thread 03/07/2008- More Beh-st of
:p
i get defensive sometimes :icon_redf
teehee
LiddyRules
05-07-2008, 12:40 PM
Tags would be fine if we could each do more than three of them. With only three per person we all have to get on the same page for figuring out tags to write and its far too much effort.
Tags stink.
Goober
05-07-2008, 12:41 PM
ooh, i think we figure out yesterday taht tags are for fags :D (so i can understand why you miss them ;))
Sit on my face and tell me that;)
LiddyRules
05-07-2008, 12:41 PM
People were abusing them, so they got taken away. Now only the person who started the thread can tag them (as well as Mods). Oooo, now I have the tag power.
Ron & Fez Listening Thread 03/07/2008- More Beh-st of Whoopsy.
stillbornstew
05-07-2008, 12:42 PM
ANOTHER day of replay. "whaa"
why didn't i get the memo?
stillbornstew
05-07-2008, 12:43 PM
Oooo, now I have the tag power.
that makes you the biggest taggot here. :action-sm
or a tag-hag, which ever floats your boat.
zagman76
05-07-2008, 12:44 PM
Oooo, now I have the tag power.
Whoopsy.
Tee hee :D
Yeah - If there was a way to give some people advanced tag-power I would, because there are plenty of people I know who wouldn't abuse it, and actually contribute to the cloud.
zagman76
05-07-2008, 12:45 PM
ANOTHER day of replay. "whaa"
why didn't i get the memo?
It's probably going to be replay all week - Fez is getting a workout on some padded walls.
stillbornstew
05-07-2008, 12:48 PM
It's probably going to be replay all week - Fez is getting a workout on some padded walls.
[fezzievoice]DAMMIT!!!!![/fv]
is there any way you could bring back the whose in the thread at the bottom of the thread? miss that.
stillbornstew
05-07-2008, 12:53 PM
god damn i love tracie morgan. :haha7::haha7::haha7:
LiddyRules
05-07-2008, 12:54 PM
[fezzievoice]DAMMIT!!!!![/fv]
is there any way you could bring back the whose in the thread at the bottom of the thread? miss that. I was also disappointed that they added tags and links but no WVTT.
Danesy
05-07-2008, 12:55 PM
[fezzievoice]DAMMIT!!!!![/fv]
is there any way you could bring back the whose in the thread at the bottom of the thread? miss that.
True dat brotha! :D
I mean so do I.
KNUCKLEUP
05-07-2008, 12:59 PM
hiya.
i'm depressed today.
let's bring the funny.
KNUCKLEUP
05-07-2008, 01:01 PM
miss the old intro!
Chuck Schick
05-07-2008, 01:01 PM
Old school. Nice.
stillbornstew
05-07-2008, 01:01 PM
hiya.
i'm depressed today.
let's bring the funny.
morning angel face. you by the phone? i think it might ring........
Danesy
05-07-2008, 01:02 PM
hiya.
i'm depressed today.
let's bring the funny.
Well missy ... if you are lookin' for funny, you are in the wrong place ..... :action-sm
*I keeed .... cheer up punkin'*
crippledalbino
05-07-2008, 01:03 PM
Good.... uh... noon, world.
How goes?
Chester'sLiver
05-07-2008, 01:04 PM
hiya.
i'm depressed today.
let's bring the funny.
me too...I had no idea why either....Lets make some awful jokes and make fun of retards..that always make me happy..:icon_mrgr
Arch Stanton
05-07-2008, 01:07 PM
me too...I had no idea why either....Lets make some awful jokes and make fun of retards..that always make me happy..:icon_mrgr
Wrong show
crippledalbino
05-07-2008, 01:09 PM
Wrong show
It's true. Can't be making fun of Dave here.
stillbornstew
05-07-2008, 01:09 PM
Good.... uh... noon, world.
How goes?
hola mister cripster
Ted the Poster
05-07-2008, 01:10 PM
Wrong show
There's never a wrong time to make fun of retards. Except maybe at the doctor's office. When there's one right there in front of you with it's parents. And they're bigger than you.
KNUCKLEUP
05-07-2008, 01:13 PM
morning angel face. you by the phone? i think it might ring........
heya, poopsie. i'm at my buddy's house, can we talk later?
Well missy ... if you are lookin' for funny, you are in the wrong place ..... :action-sm
*I keeed .... cheer up punkin'*
thanks sweetie ;)
me too...I had no idea why either....Lets make some awful jokes and make fun of retards..that always make me happy..:icon_mrgr
that's the idea! hehe, hi, CL.
stillbornstew
05-07-2008, 01:13 PM
There's never a wrong time to make fun of retards. Except maybe at the doctor's office. When there's one right there in front of you with it's parents. And they're bigger than you.
asian........check
retarded....check
not here to defend himself by snapping our necks.....check.
ok, we're in the clear. feel free to point and loff.
http://aendirect.com/works/stevenlim_retard.jpg
crippledalbino
05-07-2008, 01:13 PM
hola mister cripster
Salut, monsieur le nain.
There's never a wrong time to make fun of retards. Except maybe at the doctor's office. When there's one right there in front of you with it's parents. And they're bigger than you.
And even then, you know they're just going to get out into the car and laughing at your jokes even AS you're lying there in a disasterous mess.
stillbornstew
05-07-2008, 01:14 PM
heya, poopsie. i'm at my buddy's house, can we talk later?
did you have to ask????? ;)
stillbornstew
05-07-2008, 01:17 PM
Salut, monsieur le nain.
bueno, y gracias para los saludos wero lisiado
crippledalbino
05-07-2008, 01:17 PM
Yo, what up, KNUCKLEUP?
(Working on my tremendous rapping/rhyming/jiving career)
crippledalbino
05-07-2008, 01:18 PM
bueno, y gracias para los saludos wero lisiado
You just read that off an airplane barf-bag.
krisko
05-07-2008, 01:20 PM
Sit on my face and tell me that;)
allllllrighty
that makes you the biggest taggot here. :action-sm
or a tag-hag, which ever floats your boat.
:haha7::haha7:
tag-hag FTW
hiya.
i'm depressed today.
let's bring the funny.
hiiiiiii darling! :love:
Salut, monsieur le nain.
And even then, you know they're just going to get out into the car and laughing at your jokes even AS you're lying there in a disasterous mess.
je ne comprends pas :(
Yo, what up, KNUCKLEUP?
(Working on my tremendous rapping/rhyming/jiving career)
podcast off! i don't do boring fake radio shows that stink with nignogs
crippledalbino
05-07-2008, 01:20 PM
Hope that's not all the AFR goodness for the day.
stillbornstew
05-07-2008, 01:21 PM
Yo, what up, KNUCKLEUP?
(Working on my tremendous rapping/rhyming/jiving career)
just quit. it won't save your podcast. :action-sm
You just read that off an airplane barf-bag.
je ne sais petit je nais sais pa grande.
(thats the best spelling i could do for the pretentious 2nd lingo of yours that you were FORCED to learn). sadly, being part cajun.....i speak no francais. :(
mikek
05-07-2008, 01:22 PM
My inner geek compelled me to look up the name of that pic: "stevenlim_retard.jpg"
asian........check
retarded....check
not here to defend himself by snapping our necks.....check.
ok, we're in the clear. feel free to point and loff.
http://aendirect.com/works/stevenlim_retard.jpg
crippledalbino
05-07-2008, 01:23 PM
je ne comprends pas :(
podcast off! i don't do boring fake radio shows that stink with nignogs
Fine. Didn't want a segment on how the Tigers are the most conservative team in baseball anyhow.
Looks like we're going for the CripKLEUPcast!
Chuck Schick
05-07-2008, 01:23 PM
Drunk Long Island Anthony was great.
crippledalbino
05-07-2008, 01:24 PM
just quit. it won't save your podcast. :action-sm
je ne sais petit je nais sais pa grande.
(thats the best spelling i could do for the pretentious 2nd lingo of yours that you were FORCED to learn). sadly, being part cajun.....i speak no francais. :(
Painfully fucking obvious.
KNUCKLEUP
05-07-2008, 01:25 PM
Yo, what up, KNUCKLEUP?
(Working on my tremendous rapping/rhyming/jiving career)
hiiiiiii darling! :love:
heya buddays <3
Danesy
05-07-2008, 01:26 PM
I have a problem with eye contact too. I can't do it.
stillbornstew
05-07-2008, 01:26 PM
allllllrighty
:haha7::haha7:
tag-hag FTW
OOOOOOH!!!!! i made tits mcgee loff. i guess i should tap out, i can't do nuffing better now. :action-sm
Ted the Poster
05-07-2008, 01:27 PM
Drunk Long Island Anthony was great.
If you've caught some recent Saturday Night Virus shows, Drunk Long Island Anthony is STILL great.
mikek
05-07-2008, 01:27 PM
I have a problem with eye contact too. I can't do it.
x2. bugs the shit out of me.
crippledalbino
05-07-2008, 01:28 PM
heya buddays <3
Welcome to our fine thread.
I have a problem with eye contact too. I can't do it.
Try rinsing with saline?
stillbornstew
05-07-2008, 01:28 PM
Fine. Didn't want a segment on how the Tigers are the most conservative team in baseball anyhow.
Looks like we're going for the CripKLEUPcast!
yeah, like you're driving down to philly.
Painfully fucking obvious.
which means i'm not gay and don't surrender w/o a decent fight. i could be worse off queer.
Danesy
05-07-2008, 01:29 PM
x2. bugs the shit out of me.
I tend to either look over their heads, or unfocus my eyes so they appear blurry ... it's weird, but I just get so nervous, I can't help it.
krisko
05-07-2008, 01:30 PM
Fine. Didn't want a segment on how the Tigers are the most conservative team in baseball anyhow.
Looks like we're going for the CripKLEUPcast!
turncoat!
i'm now anouncing the StigsKo cast. he's old school and she's still IN school.
wait...is that already taken? "whaa"
Painfully fucking obvious.
hahaha
even *I* noticed that.
I have a problem with eye contact too. I can't do it.
x3
crippledalbino
05-07-2008, 01:30 PM
yeah, like your driving down to philly.
Anything for a bit.
Chester'sLiver
05-07-2008, 01:32 PM
x3
Don't worry no one is looking at your eyes anyway..
Goober
05-07-2008, 01:32 PM
Fine. Didn't want a segment on how the Tigers are the most conservative team in baseball anyhow.
Oh Snap!:icon_eek:
..Is this Ack's Girl I hear?
krisko
05-07-2008, 01:33 PM
Anything for a bit.
hot
mikek
05-07-2008, 01:33 PM
I have a problem with eye contact too. I can't do it.
x2. bugs the shit out of me.
x3
Well, aren't we quite the pathetic bunch of insecure losers.
krisko
05-07-2008, 01:33 PM
Oh Snap!:icon_eek:
..Is this Ack's Girl I hear?
i was wondering the same thing, i think so
mikek
05-07-2008, 01:34 PM
Don't worry no one is looking at your eyes anyway..
:haha7:
..Is this Ack's Girl I hear?
Yes, it indeed is [deleted by mod]
lingeryesterday!
edit: well, aren't I the goose.
LiddyRules
05-07-2008, 01:35 PM
I don't know if I can make eye contact or not. Sometimes I think I can but othertimes I think that I can't or that it's obvious I'm forcing eye contact. I think I can do it better in a job interview/professional sense than in an actual human being sense. That makes no sense. I am aware that makes no sense.
Chester'sLiver
05-07-2008, 01:36 PM
i was wondering the same thing, i think so
they used a different name but I am almost certain it is her...
krisko
05-07-2008, 01:36 PM
samantha?
hrm
not ack's girl, then
edit: well, don't i feel silly?
Goober
05-07-2008, 01:36 PM
Fez just called her Samantha, but that is definitely Acksgirl
Arch Stanton
05-07-2008, 01:36 PM
Don't worry no one is looking at your eyes anyway..
I challenge you on that. Her eyes are great. Great smile too.
crippledalbino
05-07-2008, 01:37 PM
i was wondering the same thing, i think so
they used a different name but I am almost certain it is her...
They're calling her Samantha, but... who knows? Speculatespeculate.
Arch Stanton
05-07-2008, 01:37 PM
Fez just called her Samantha, but that is definitely Acksgirl
Lobster girl?
LiddyRules
05-07-2008, 01:38 PM
They're calling her Samantha, but... who knows? Speculatespeculate. How bewitching
stillbornstew
05-07-2008, 01:38 PM
even *I* noticed that.
fuck you. the both of you!!!! :action-sm
crippledalbino
05-07-2008, 01:38 PM
Well, aren't we quite the pathetic bunch of insecure losers.
I like the eye contact sometimes, but I can understand how it would get a little too intense.
Ted the Poster
05-07-2008, 01:38 PM
Anything for a bit.
hot
Bit. Gag. Hot.
http://www.medicaltoys.com/NC-PBGL.jpg
Arch Stanton
05-07-2008, 01:38 PM
They're calling her Samantha, but... who knows? Speculatespeculate.
She did great when on air and on calls. Also did well in here too.
Would like to see her here again.
crippledalbino
05-07-2008, 01:39 PM
fuck you. the both of you!!!! :action-sm
And.... POST!
LiddyRules
05-07-2008, 01:40 PM
Bit. Gag. Hot.
http://www.medicaltoys.com/NC-PBGL.jpg I'll up you with a redhead.
http://promo.gordcash.com/content/0008/IMG_5420.jpg
http://promo.gordcash.com/content/0008/IMG_5462.jpg
http://promo.gordcash.com/content/0008/IMG_5506.jpg
crippledalbino
05-07-2008, 01:40 PM
How bewitching
That joke was pretty (I dream of) Jeannie-ous.
Peas Hode.
Screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-CRASH!
Goober
05-07-2008, 01:40 PM
Lobster girl?
I don't go that far back. I have not lingered longer. I started lingering when I purchased a fancy car with a fancy radio.
crippledalbino
05-07-2008, 01:41 PM
I'll up you with a redhead.
http://promo.gordcash.com/content/0008/IMG_5420.jpg
http://promo.gordcash.com/content/0008/IMG_5462.jpg
oooh, and I'll see your quick edit and hold.
krisko
05-07-2008, 01:42 PM
I challenge you on that. Her eyes are great. Great smile too.
awwww thanks Arch! :icon_redf
Lobster girl?
BANNED!
Ted the Poster
05-07-2008, 01:43 PM
I'll up you with a redhead.
http://promo.gordcash.com/content/0008/IMG_5420.jpg
http://promo.gordcash.com/content/0008/IMG_5462.jpg
http://promo.gordcash.com/content/0008/IMG_5506.jpg
Apparently not. :haha7:
crippledalbino
05-07-2008, 01:44 PM
BANNED!
Rubber!
Rock!
Of brothers!
I'll get this one, I swear I will...
stillbornstew
05-07-2008, 01:44 PM
And.... POST!
you are VERY lucky i have a bigger issue to deal w/ right now.
being a good fake hubby takes a lot of effort.
crippledalbino
05-07-2008, 01:46 PM
you are VERY lucky i have a bigger issue to deal w/ right now.
being a good fake hubby takes a lot of effort.
Awwww... poor l'il stew doesn't have the mental energies to withstand references to cripplebation.
Blue Heeler
05-07-2008, 01:46 PM
pssst....nin.com has the new album "the slip" for free.
Reznor says "thank you for your continued and loyal support over the years - this one's on me"
www.nin.com
Off to a stupid conference call....R&F in the right ear, phone in the left...zzzzzzzzzzzz
crippledalbino
05-07-2008, 01:48 PM
Off to a stupid conference call....R&F in the right ear, phone in the left...zzzzzzzzzzzz
Conference call?
Just how many radio shows do you ruin on a daily basis anyhow?
krisko
05-07-2008, 01:48 PM
Rubber!
Rock!
Of brothers!
I'll get this one, I swear I will...
http://www.johntp.com/wp-content/uploads/stopposting.jpg
Ted the Poster
05-07-2008, 01:48 PM
Awwww... poor l'il stew doesn't have the mental energies to withstand references to cripplebation.
Bad Wheelchair Fred flashback... :icon_conf
LiddyRules
05-07-2008, 01:50 PM
Apparently not. :haha7: Well I like that little bondage slut so there.
crippledalbino
05-07-2008, 01:50 PM
http://www.johntp.com/wp-content/uploads/stopposting.jpg
Wavy guy?
No?
Nothing?
Blue Heeler
05-07-2008, 01:52 PM
Conference call?
Just how many radio shows do you ruin on a daily basis anyhow?
zero.
crippledalbino
05-07-2008, 01:53 PM
zero.
Point, counterpoint, agree to disagree, he blames the blacks, I blame the bastard from Kentucky.
Ted the Poster
05-07-2008, 01:53 PM
Well I like that little bondage slut so there.
But there was no picture.
stillbornstew
05-07-2008, 01:53 PM
Awwww... poor l'il stew doesn't have the mental energies to withstand references to cripplebation.
do you have how much effort it takes to fuck the crippled? damn leg braces are scratching me all up, drool all over the place, the constant grin, and getting you out of the wheel chair is no easy feat.
Chester'sLiver
05-07-2008, 01:54 PM
no doubt...yeah thats melinda...
crippledalbino
05-07-2008, 01:56 PM
do you have how much effort it takes to fuck the crippled? damn leg braces are scratching me all up, drool all over the place, the constant grin, and getting you out of the wheel chair is no easy feat.
But like any other small piece of Nirvana (or Alice in Chains, for that matter), it's totally worth it in the end.
ew... you mean in the butt?
Where the fuck else am I talking about? If you're lucky you can use some of the WD-40 that I keep for the chair as butt lube.
stillbornstew
05-07-2008, 01:58 PM
Mobomower!!!!!!!!!!???
crippledalbino
05-07-2008, 01:58 PM
no doubt...yeah thats melinda...
Weird about the name change though. I guess if they didn't want any actual name to get out, but still...
crippledalbino
05-07-2008, 01:58 PM
Mobomower!!!!!!!!!!???
That's right, now he's universalremexican.
Chester'sLiver
05-07-2008, 02:00 PM
more afro...nice
krisko
05-07-2008, 02:00 PM
no doubt...yeah thats melinda...
don't you mean ack's girl?! you can't use real names here on the message board hahhhhhhhhhhhhhvey
That's right, now he's universalremexican.
:haha7::haha7::haha7:
LiddyRules
05-07-2008, 02:01 PM
But there was no picture. When I click on the NSFW tab I see picture.
Danesy
05-07-2008, 02:02 PM
Joe Poo - all I know is apparently he was from my hometown of Bayonne, NJ .... him, Joe Borowski & The Bayonne Bleeder Chuck Wepner ... this is what we are known for. :(
Chester'sLiver
05-07-2008, 02:02 PM
don't you mean ack's girl?! you can't use real names here on the message board hahhhhhhhhhhhhhvey
shit thats right..I didn't mean to hit on her like that...Sawwwwwry...
stillbornstew
05-07-2008, 02:02 PM
no doubt...yeah thats melinda...
i was thinking the same thing.
But like any other small piece of Nirvana (or Alice in Chains, for that matter), it's totally worth it in the end.
mudhoney trumps nirvana and AIC
mikek
05-07-2008, 02:04 PM
Naaaaaaasty twatto:
http://oapedia.com/images/Twatto.jpg
krisko
05-07-2008, 02:05 PM
miss oscar blurbs :(
stillbornstew
05-07-2008, 02:07 PM
That's right, now he's universalremexican.
thats just mean. at some point you're going to want some cooking advice
:haha7::haha7::haha7:
again. fuck you both. fuck you in your fucking........
ah whatever. :action-sm
Flea_Man
05-07-2008, 02:07 PM
CA, you have Xbox?
I recently started deleting friends on Xbox to make room for new people on GTA (and I had over 8 requests). I'm done with finals next week and I'll be playing every hour pretty much. Looking to add some people.
Flea_Man
05-07-2008, 02:08 PM
Krisko30: xbox or PS3?
crippledalbino
05-07-2008, 02:10 PM
CA, you have Xbox?
I recently started deleting friends on Xbox to make room for new people on GTA (and I had over 8 requests). I'm done with finals next week and I'll be playing every hour pretty much. Looking to add some people.
Heya, Flea.
I'm on XBox, CrippledAlbino. Send me a request, and MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYBE I'll add you.
Flea_Man
05-07-2008, 02:12 PM
Coolio.
Chester'sLiver
05-07-2008, 02:12 PM
Krisko30: xbox or PS3?
you bet?
lininingingi ngilinnn ibbdy
mikek
05-07-2008, 02:12 PM
I recently started deleting friends on Xbox to make room for new people on GTA (and I had over 8 requests).
so that would be... 9?
Ted the Poster
05-07-2008, 02:12 PM
When I click on the NSFW tab I see picture.
Well, who doesn't love the old House of Gord? I had to paste the links into the address bar.
krisko
05-07-2008, 02:13 PM
Krisko30: xbox or PS3?
XBOX my dear, what do you think i am, a fruit?
i'm playing tonight at some point, maybe i'll give you the chance to let me kill you later :D
Flea_Man
05-07-2008, 02:13 PM
I really like my gamer tag picture because it looks like a bad ass Star of David.
stillbornstew
05-07-2008, 02:14 PM
HPV is SOOOOOO contagious. what a dumb ass. :haha7:
krisko
05-07-2008, 02:15 PM
Coolio.
"whaa"
http://www1.harlingen.isd.tenet.edu/MMClass/images/coolio.jpg
krisko
05-07-2008, 02:16 PM
HPV is SOOOOOO contagious. what a dumb ass. :haha7:
you're tellin me.
wait, what?
bucket-of-aids
05-07-2008, 02:17 PM
Wow can anyone tell me who this is co-hosting with Ron?
crippledalbino
05-07-2008, 02:18 PM
Wow can anyone tell me who this is co-hosting with Ron?
http://wikipedia.org/Fez_Whatley (http://meatspin.com)
Flea_Man
05-07-2008, 02:24 PM
you bet?
lininingingi ngilinnn ibbdy
lol
XBOX my dear, what do you think i am, a fruit?
i'm playing tonight at some point, maybe i'll give you the chance to let me kill you later :D
I'm not going to be on for 10 days. It's fucking eating me inside that I have GTA IV and my Xbox at home waiting for me yet I have to study for my Advertising final and finish my 18 page paper on starting a business for business writing class.
krisko
05-07-2008, 02:25 PM
http://wikipedia.org/Fez_Whatley (http://meatspin.com)
worst. FAILspin. ever.
krisko
05-07-2008, 02:25 PM
lol
I'm not going to be on for 10 days. It's fucking eating me inside that I have GTA IV and my Xbox at home waiting for me yet I have to study for my Advertising final and finish my 18 page paper on starting a business for business writing class.
haha
http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee189/kriskobaby/grad.jpg
crippledalbino
05-07-2008, 02:26 PM
worst. FAILspin. ever.
I'm really just FAILoning it in at this point.
krisko
05-07-2008, 02:29 PM
I'm really just FAILoning it in at this point.
no one even knows that you're saying anymore.
Chester'sLiver
05-07-2008, 02:30 PM
no one even knows that you're saying anymore.
"whaa" ....
Flea_Man
05-07-2008, 02:32 PM
NICE! Congrats on graduating, Krisko. I knew but didn't see that picture. I have one more year to go. 17 credits next semester. JOY!
crippledalbino
05-07-2008, 02:32 PM
I feel like I'm being lulled into a hypnotic trance right now with this sponsor talk and all of that. Holy shit.
crippledalbino
05-07-2008, 02:34 PM
Weekly Hilarity:
Your Birthday Today
She may only be a distant cousin of yours, but you'll still feel immense guilt after spending the night with a lower-order primate this week.
Aries March 21 - April 19
The stars hate to be the bearer of bad news, which is why they've decided to wait for the telegram, the somber representative, and the lifetime supply of Jiffy Pop to arrive instead.
Taurus April 20 - May 20
You couldn't have done it without the encouragement and assistance of your college professor, which is too bad, since "it" refers to getting pregnant and dropping out of school.
Gemini May 21 - June 21
A team of surgeons will be forced to amputate your leg this Thursday in order to keep themselves from getting bored.
Cancer June 22 - July 22
While there's something to be said for devoting your life to your job, you're beginning to suspect it mostly involves swearing.
Leo July 23 - August 22
You'll feel like a fish out of water this week when a group of large men drag you onto the bow of their boat, remove the steel hook from your jaw, and strike you in the back of the head with a hammer.
Virgo August 23 - September 22
They may think they have you beat, but soon the tables will turn, sending their Scrabble board and all of its wooden tiles onto the floor.
Libra September 23 - October 23
You'll dive into frigid waters to save the life of a complete stranger this week. Unfortunately for you, he'll end up just being your brother.
Scorpio October 24 - November 21
Remember: Those who can't do, teach. And those who can't teach just keep repeating the same tired maxim over and over again.
Sagittarius November 22 - December 21
City officials will name a public holiday in your honor this week, making May 9th forever Aw, Who The Hell Cares Who We Give These Things Out To Anymore Day.
Capricorn December 22 - January 19
A mob of torch-wielding villagers will soon gather outside your home, which is odd, as you don't remember inviting a mob of torch-wielding villagers over.
Aquarius January 20 - February 18
Goodwill and cheer will cause your heart to swell to three times its normal size this week, only to explode minutes later, spreading festive joy all over your respiratory system.
Pisces February 19 - March 20
You'll soon have no other choice but to pick up the pieces of your wife and move on.
LiddyRules
05-07-2008, 02:35 PM
haha
http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee189/kriskobaby/grad.jpg
nerd!
krisko
05-07-2008, 02:37 PM
"whaa" ....
exactly.
NICE! Congrats on graduating, Krisko. I knew but didn't see that picture. I have one more year to go. 17 credits next semester. JOY!
w00t for graduating!
it means absolutely nothing and has helped me only insofar as i now call myself a 'scientist' yay. :arrrh:
LiddyRules
05-07-2008, 02:38 PM
it means absolutely nothing and has helped me only insofar as i now call myself a 'scientist' yay. :arrrh: Dr. Krisko?
Danesy
05-07-2008, 02:39 PM
I want to move to Boston. I know it has nothing to do with anything here, but I just wanted to say that. I hate it here.
krisko
05-07-2008, 02:40 PM
nerd!
rude :(
Aquarius January 20 - February 18
Goodwill and cheer will cause your heart to swell to three times its normal size this week, only to explode minutes later, spreading festive joy all over your respiratory system.
:icon_eek:
is this good or bad?
Flea_Man
05-07-2008, 02:40 PM
I want to move to Boston. I know it has nothing to do with anything here, but I just wanted to say that. I hate it here.
Move to Brooklyn or Westchester and live with me.
krisko
05-07-2008, 02:41 PM
Dr. Krisko?
not Dr. just scientist. political scientist. ha.
I want to move to Boston. I know it has nothing to do with anything here, but I just wanted to say that. I hate it here.
what a coincidence, i too hate it here and would like to move to boston. i happen to have a few interviews on friday. whad'ya say roomy? it could be a really funny sitcom...one likes the red sox, one likes the tigers.....will these two EVER get along!?!!
mikek
05-07-2008, 02:42 PM
<---- wonders how Fez is doing
Arch Stanton
05-07-2008, 02:42 PM
OK. this may the walk over bit, not that one...shit
krisko
05-07-2008, 02:42 PM
you get engaged when you're 20?
fuck...that made me feel old. Flea, you're the only 20 year old around here, i guess you're it :(
mikek
05-07-2008, 02:42 PM
I want to move to Boston. I know it has nothing to do with anything here, but I just wanted to say that. I hate it here.
Where are you now? (when not on the Satellite of Love)
mikek
05-07-2008, 02:43 PM
you get engaged when you're 20?
fuck...that made me feel old. Flea, you're the only 20 year old around here, i guess you're it :(
Don't worry, sweetie. I didn't get married 'til I was 36.
Arch Stanton
05-07-2008, 02:44 PM
Announcing engagement= bad
Announcing I broke up with my girlfriend= good
sigh.....
Chester'sLiver
05-07-2008, 02:44 PM
what a coincidence, i too hate it here and would like to move to boston. i happen to have a few interviews on friday. whad'ya say roomy? it could be a really funny sitcom...one likes the red sox, one likes the tigers.....will these two EVER get along!?!!
I guess I wouldn't be invited over for any dinner parties..:icon_mrgr
mikek
05-07-2008, 02:44 PM
OK. this may the walk over bit, not that one...shit
"whaa"
What are you & krisko on today?
stillbornstew
05-07-2008, 02:44 PM
it means absolutely nothing and has helped me only insofar as i now call myself a 'scientist' yay. :arrrh:
aside from the other things we call you. :icon_roll
:icon_eek:
is this good or bad?
yeah, my lungs are gonna esplode too. :(
mikek
05-07-2008, 02:44 PM
Announcing engagement= bad
Announcing I broke up with my girlfriend= good
sigh.....
oof
Chuck Schick
05-07-2008, 02:45 PM
not Dr. just scientist. political scientist. ha.
Artist/Scientist.
KNUCKLEUP
05-07-2008, 02:45 PM
engaged? *maybe* 30. i doubt i'm getting married at all.
Arch Stanton
05-07-2008, 02:46 PM
"whaa"
What are you & krisko on today?
raises hand....I don't get it
mayor menino
05-07-2008, 02:46 PM
ant: "i love my girlfriend"
oooooops
Chuck Schick
05-07-2008, 02:47 PM
I love the Earl +2 story. Great replay today.
Chester'sLiver
05-07-2008, 02:47 PM
engaged? *maybe* 30. i doubt i'm getting married at all.
way to spring that on me on the board Sarah...geez :(
anyone wanna buy a ring?
Danesy
05-07-2008, 02:47 PM
not Dr. just scientist. political scientist. ha.
what a coincidence, i too hate it here and would like to move to boston. i happen to have a few interviews on friday. whad'ya say roomy? it could be a really funny sitcom...one likes the red sox, one likes the tigers.....will these two EVER get along!?!!
Let's do it!!!! I am outta here the first chance I get :)
Where are you now? (when not on the Satellite of Love)
Jersey. Just across from Manhattan. :(
mikek
05-07-2008, 02:48 PM
ant: "i love my girlfriend"
oooooops
<---- shifts uncomfortably
stillbornstew
05-07-2008, 02:48 PM
engaged? *maybe* 30. i doubt i'm getting married at all.
bu....but you ARE married. :icon_roll
LiddyRules
05-07-2008, 02:49 PM
engaged? *maybe* 30. i doubt i'm getting married at all. 25, chick's 23 and both of us are firmly against the entire marriage thing. And even more than being against the marriage thing, against the children thing. Though sometimes I don't trust her about the latter... (not right now, but that biological clock scares me even years down the road).
mikek
05-07-2008, 02:49 PM
Jersey. Just across from Manhattan. :(
Heh. I'm from NJ, but have been living up here for 15 yrs. I'd NEVER go back. I even hate going down there for holidays.
mikek
05-07-2008, 02:50 PM
25, chick's 23 and both of us are firmly against the entire marriage thing. And even more than being against the marriage thing, against the children thing. Though sometimes I don't trust her about the latter... (not right now, but that biological clock scares me even years down the road).
It kicks in reeeeeeeaaaaal strong.
Chester'sLiver
05-07-2008, 02:50 PM
Heh. I'm from NJ, but have been living up here for 15 yrs. I'd NEVER go back. I even hate going down there for holidays.
I like Jersey...especially my area.. I don't want to live anywhere else..
LiddyRules
05-07-2008, 02:50 PM
It kicks in reeeeeeeaaaaal strong. So can I
Danesy
05-07-2008, 02:51 PM
Heh. I'm from NJ, but have been living up here for 15 yrs. I'd NEVER go back. I even hate going down there for holidays.
I have been to Boston several times, and aside from that dumb accent, I love it there.
crippledalbino
05-07-2008, 02:51 PM
I want to move to Boston. I know it has nothing to do with anything here, but I just wanted to say that. I hate it here.
what a coincidence, i too hate it here and would like to move to boston. i happen to have a few interviews on friday. whad'ya say roomy? it could be a really funny sitcom...one likes the red sox, one likes the tigers.....will these two EVER get along!?!!
Now when the Daneskocast happens in my own damn town and I'm not invited, THEN I get upset.
Don't worry, sweetie. I didn't get married 'til I was 36.
Ha ha, I was already divorced by...
Nevermind, getting too real. :(
Announcing engagement= bad
Announcing I broke up with my girlfriend= good
sigh.....
Are you making an announcement here, Arch?
engaged? *maybe* 30. i doubt i'm getting married at all.
Let the skies open up and the cherubum begin to sing, that could be a great and wonderful blessing.
Flea_Man
05-07-2008, 02:52 PM
Yeah I'm 20 (21 in 3 months) and don't see myself getting married for a loooooooooong time.
Chester'sLiver
05-07-2008, 02:53 PM
Yeah I'm 20 (21 in 3 months) and don't see myself getting married for a loooooooooong time.
well by that time you will be in the same age bracket as the women you date...:action-sm
crippledalbino
05-07-2008, 02:53 PM
25, chick's 23 and both of us are firmly against the entire marriage thing. And even more than being against the marriage thing, against the children thing. Though sometimes I don't trust her about the latter... (not right now, but that biological clock scares me even years down the road).
I know that mikek already said something, but I'm tossing in a times two.
That's exactly what my ex was saying before, right around the same age bracket, and then... everything changes.
LiddyRules
05-07-2008, 02:53 PM
What was the song that Ron said Heath Ledger took his Joker voice from last week?
Flea_Man
05-07-2008, 02:54 PM
hahahahhahhhahhahah nice Ryan
LiddyRules
05-07-2008, 02:54 PM
I know that mikek already said something, but I'm tossing in a times two.
That's exactly what my ex was saying before, right around the same age bracket, and then... everything changes. How much longer do I have?
crippledalbino
05-07-2008, 02:58 PM
How much longer do I have?
I'm thinking a year or two. My ex started changing slowly, but it was in the 25-26 range that things really kicked in.
crippledalbino
05-07-2008, 03:00 PM
Tapping out to mail a Mother's Day Card and mail off the ugliest Hawaiian shirt that ever existed. Talk to you all in a bit.
LiddyRules
05-07-2008, 03:01 PM
I'm thinking a year or two. My ex started changing slowly, but it was in the 25-26 range that things really kicked in. Is there anything I can do? (Other than a black eye.) Sneak into her food? Buy her two kitties? More? Hope that she wants to spite her mother by not having kids?
Flea_Man
05-07-2008, 03:04 PM
Alright I'm heading out. If anyone can think of a good idea for a 21st bday bash, PM me or something. I'm looking into ideas.
Chester'sLiver
05-07-2008, 03:04 PM
Alright I'm heading out. If anyone can think of a good idea for a 21st bday bash, PM me or something. I'm looking into ideas.
AC
or maybe Pianos and you can actually get in this time...
krisko
05-07-2008, 03:04 PM
raises hand....I don't get it
timestwo
How much longer do I have?
-1 year....
krisko
05-07-2008, 03:08 PM
AC
or maybe Pianos and you can actually get in this time...
CYAN YOU CWWALLLL PIANOSSSS FUH MEEEEEEEE??????????????
Arch Stanton
05-07-2008, 03:11 PM
Tapping out to mail a Mother's Day Card and mail off the ugliest Hawaiian shirt that ever existed. Talk to you all in a bit.
Gotta go too.....C-YA
krisko
05-07-2008, 03:16 PM
nothin kills a thread like biological clock talk.
KNUCKLEUP
05-07-2008, 03:17 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:
fezzie: "hurry up! my vagina's getting tired!"
LiddyRules
05-07-2008, 03:18 PM
nothin kills a thread like biological clock talk. It makes the guys have panic attacks and the girls sigh wistfully hoping for when they can cradle a newborn in their arms.
krisko
05-07-2008, 03:19 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:
fezzie: "hurry up! my vagina's getting tired!"
if i had a nickel...
KNUCKLEUP
05-07-2008, 03:19 PM
girls listen to o&a!
crippledalbino
05-07-2008, 03:19 PM
Is there anything I can do? (Other than a black eye.) Sneak into her food? Buy her two kitties? More? Hope that she wants to spite her mother by not having kids?
Uh, marry her so that she can stay in the country, and then wave goodbye to her when she goes to England about four days after she gets her green card in the mail, then mail off the punchlines to half your shitty messageboard jokes?
I dunno, it worked for me.
nothin kills a thread like biological clock talk.
Is there another clock you want to discuss? Sociological? Swiss? Coldplay?
krisko
05-07-2008, 03:19 PM
It makes the guys have panic attacks and the girls sigh wistfully hoping for when they can cradle a newborn in their arms.
you're right
KNUCKLEUP
05-07-2008, 03:21 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA STRANGE FRUIT HAHAHAHAHA
omg that's awesome.
crippledalbino
05-07-2008, 03:22 PM
It makes the guys have panic attacks and the girls sigh wistfully hoping for when they can cradle a newborn in their arms.
Cats and dogs...
Chuck Schick
05-07-2008, 03:22 PM
Paint it, black.
too funny.
KNUCKLEUP
05-07-2008, 03:23 PM
PAINT IT, BLACK.
krisko
05-07-2008, 03:26 PM
PAINT IT, BLACK.
:clap::clap::clap:
Blue Heeler
05-07-2008, 03:28 PM
Back from my waste of time conference call...
Reds are rocking the Cubs right now, there are fireworks going off like it's thundering outside. 6 homers, 4 in one inning...
oh yeah, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
stillbornstew
05-07-2008, 03:29 PM
if i had a nickel...
from all the black men in mich that have made you say that? "whaa"
PAINT IT, BLACK.
ok, i think i need to put someone to bed.
c'mere punkin.
crippledalbino
05-07-2008, 03:30 PM
Back from my waste of time conference call...
Reds are rocking the Cubs right now, there are fireworks going off like it's thundering outside. 6 homers, 4 in one inning...
oh yeah, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Well, this thread is about as dead as it gets, except I haven't posted my hilarious 'thread's dead' picture yet. But otherwise it's me, Krisko, and KNUCKLEUP, and somehow I haven't managed to work us into a threesome yet.
I'm thinking it's because they're off twosome-ing in a no-boy zone.
Blue Heeler
05-07-2008, 03:31 PM
Krisko's a guy...
Chester'sLiver
05-07-2008, 03:31 PM
I hear something about Sarah and Krisitn... what?
Krisko's a guy...
that would explain a lot...
stillbornstew
05-07-2008, 03:32 PM
Well, this thread is about as dead as it gets, except I haven't posted my hilarious 'thread's dead' picture yet. But otherwise it's me, Krisko, and KNUCKLEUP, and somehow I haven't managed to work us into a threesome yet.
I'm thinking it's because they're off twosome-ing in a no-boy zone.
well, i do know that SOMEONE is hitting the wine tonight. you may be right.
crippledalbino
05-07-2008, 03:32 PM
Krisko's a guy...
Useless without pics.
KNUCKLEUP
05-07-2008, 03:32 PM
bu....but you ARE married. :icon_roll
fayke intarwebz married. ;)
all the joys and responsibilities of marriage, without the physical interaction.
25, chick's 23 and both of us are firmly against the entire marriage thing. And even more than being against the marriage thing, against the children thing. Though sometimes I don't trust her about the latter... (not right now, but that biological clock scares me even years down the road).
i just broke up with a boy who was 9 years older than me. he really wants children... i don't. at least at this point in my life. i keep hearing from people that i'd be a great mother, but i can't escape the feeling that i'd be one of those 'shake the baby' parents...
who knows.
right now, i've got enough worries trying to get by own my own. i can't even begin to think about involving others in this abortion of an existence i've got going on. :p
Let the skies open up and the cherubum begin to sing, that could be a great and wonderful blessing.
:icon_eek: :huh:
crippledalbino
05-07-2008, 03:33 PM
well, i do know that SOMEONE is hitting the wine tonight. you may be right.
In this crowd, I'd be interested to find out who ISN'T hitting the wine tonight, or any other night.
Danesy
05-07-2008, 03:34 PM
I hate actual work interfering with my bullshitting.
crippledalbino
05-07-2008, 03:34 PM
fayke intarwebz married. ;)
all the joys and responsibilities of marriage, without the physical interaction.
i just broke up with a boy who was 9 years older than me. he really wants children... i don't. at least at this point in my life. i keep hearing from people that i'd be a great mother, but i can't escape the feeling that i'd be one of those 'shake the baby' parents...
who knows.
right now, i've got enough worries trying to get by own my own. i can't even begin to think about involving others in this abortion of an existence i've got going on. :p
:icon_eek: :huh:
:icon_eek:
Condolences from a fake, anonymous message-board douche. I happen to know a thing or two about a disasterous end to a relationship or two, and I know it sucks. Sorry.
crippledalbino
05-07-2008, 03:35 PM
I hate actual work interfering with my bull shitting.
How do you think that poor constipated bull feels?
stillbornstew
05-07-2008, 03:36 PM
fayke intarwebz married. ;)
all the joys and responsibilities of marriage, without the physical interaction.
yes, thank you for rubbing that in angel. :( :arrrh:
crippledalbino
05-07-2008, 03:37 PM
yes, thank you for rubbing that in angel. :( :arrrh:
Could be worse. You could be married for real, which is all the responsibilities and STILL no physical interaction.
Chuck Schick
05-07-2008, 03:37 PM
In this crowd, I'd be interested to find out who ISN'T hitting the wine tonight, or any other night.
hitting the whiner.
crippledalbino
05-07-2008, 03:38 PM
hitting the whiner.
Apparently Guitar Law number 674 is homynym hilarity.
crippledalbino
05-07-2008, 03:39 PM
I almost think this was the first time that I ever heard East Side Dave... Mmmm...
krisko
05-07-2008, 03:39 PM
from all the black men in mich that have made you say that? "whaa"
ok, i think i need to put someone to bed.
c'mere punkin.
yes dummy, that's exactly what i meant, thanks for explaining the joke though :action-sm
I'm thinking it's because they're off twosome-ing in a no-boy zone.
*hopes beyond hope*
Could be worse. You could be married for real, which is all the responsibilities and STILL no physical interaction.
ohhhh! i get it! because married people don't have sex! HAHAHA
mikek, he's taking your bit. :D
Chuck Schick
05-07-2008, 03:40 PM
Apparently Guitar Law number 674 is homynym hilarity.
A gay nym.
Chester'sLiver
05-07-2008, 03:41 PM
I almost think this was the first time that I ever heard East Side Dave... Mmmm...
you make yummy noises after the weirdest posts...
krisko
05-07-2008, 03:41 PM
Apparently Guitar Law number 674 is homynym hilarity.
it wasn't funny yesterday, just sayin' (© copyright Chester's Liver, 2008)
Chester'sLiver
05-07-2008, 03:42 PM
it wasn't funny yesterday, just sayin' (© copyright Chester's Liver, 2008)
You're the best...
Just sayin' :icon_mrgr
Danesy
05-07-2008, 03:42 PM
I almost think this was the first time that I ever heard East Side Dave... Mmmm...
I think so for me too. I just remember hearing that screaming and just thinking how annoying he was.
Anyone got a link to the show audio from the day that ESD shoved Fez's face into the pizza?
stillbornstew
05-07-2008, 03:44 PM
Could be worse. You could be married for real, which is all the responsibilities and STILL no physical interaction.
well, i'll have to take your word there. just when i think MAYBE mariage could be ok, i get the bucket of cold water thrown on me to bring me back to my senses. thank you sir.
crippledalbino
05-07-2008, 03:44 PM
ohhhh! i get it! because married people don't have sex! HAHAHA
mikek, he's taking your bit. :D
At this point, I thought that everyone's bit was everyone else's bit.
A gay nym.
Oh, I get it, because that grammatical term like to take cocks deep in its ass! THAT'S HILARIOUS!!!!
you make yummy noises after the weirdest posts...
Pensive, sir. Pensive.
it wasn't funny yesterday, just sayin' (© copyright Chester's Liver, 2008)
Wrong. It was uproarious yesterday, and today the laughs just keep on coming.
crippledalbino
05-07-2008, 03:45 PM
Anyone got a link to the show audio from the day that ESD shoved Fez's face into the pizza?
Oh, alright, begging for it.
http://youtube.com/searchid=php?109292818102 (http://meatspin.com)
Chuck Schick
05-07-2008, 03:46 PM
Oh, I get it, because that grammatical term like to take cocks deep in its ass! THAT'S HILARIOUS!!!!
Just ask Rich Vos. Its gold.
Oh, alright, begging for it.
http://youtube.com/searchid=php?109292818102 (http://meatspin.com)
Not my first rodeo, son.
Danesy
05-07-2008, 03:51 PM
Damn, MMD just texted me ... I missed Ant talkin' about the tattoo .... :(
crippledalbino
05-07-2008, 03:51 PM
Not my first rodeo, son.
Glad to hear it, Daddio.
No, I don't think anyone has legitimate links to that video.
krisko
05-07-2008, 03:52 PM
A gay nym.
are you ok? do you need a nap dear? you seem to be typing incoherently.
you make yummy noises after the weirdest posts...
:haha7::haha7::haha7:
You're the best...
Just sayin' :icon_mrgr
sig meet hahhhvey, hahhhhvey, meet sig.
crippledalbino
05-07-2008, 03:55 PM
Alright, stragglers.
Off to the replay thread.
Danesy
05-07-2008, 03:56 PM
K, see some of you in the replay thread ... one can hope it will be as exciting as this one!!!! :)
KNUCKLEUP
05-07-2008, 04:39 PM
Well, this thread is about as dead as it gets, except I haven't posted my hilarious 'thread's dead' picture yet. But otherwise it's me, Krisko, and KNUCKLEUP, and somehow I haven't managed to work us into a threesome yet.
I'm thinking it's because they're off twosome-ing in a no-boy zone.
one can only hope.
:icon_eek:
Condolences from a fake, anonymous message-board douche. I happen to know a thing or two about a disasterous end to a relationship or two, and I know it sucks. Sorry.
thank ya, baby.
i appreciate it.
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