Ron & Fez Bestest of the Best Listening Thread - 5/8/08

[Danesy]

Buddaaaaaaaays! :action-sm

[crippledalbino]

And Danesy scores it first.
I concede.

[Danesy]

Can we merge them or something? Not sure what to do about this double thread thingy ....

[crippledalbino]

This is when we find out who loves us more, depending on which thread gets chosen. It's the wackbag duel at dawn. (But chicks usually win, not gonna lie)

[Ted the Poster]

Crippy was one minute sooner. And he is a giant pussy for conceding. No offense...

[Danesy]

Well this one has tags .... and I can add tags ... I am the only one! So my thread is better than your thread. :)

[Danesy]

Crippy was one minute sooner. And he is a giant pussy for conceding. No offense...

Stay here Stiggy ... pick me .... pick me!!!! :p

[Ted the Poster]

Stay here Stiggy ... pick me .... pick me!!!! :p

Well...just don't make any tags calling Danesy mean names.

[Ted the Poster]

Shhhhhhhhh...Ashley Madison!
"I'm secretly dating another man!"
"You're a man?"

[mikek]

Best. Thread. Ever.

[crippledalbino]

Crippy was one minute sooner. And he is a giant pussy for conceding. No offense...

PrimeTimeCrippleRoberts vs. Danesy Duffy?

[Danesy]

Best. Thread. Ever.

You rule.

I am going to get some lunch before it starts.

Hoping my thread remains and Crip tells the mods to delete his, cause mine is good and yours is dumb.

:p

[crippledalbino]

You rule.

I am going to get some lunch before it starts.

Hoping my thread remains and Crip tells the mods to delete his, cause mine is good and yours is dumb.

:p

Yes, that's it!
Not only delete my thread, but ban me and delete ALLLLL of my posts!
:banned1:
Have I ever told you that Zag is a

[user deleted by mod]

[Goober]

hiya

[Ted the Poster]

Yes, that's it!
Not only delete my thread, but ban me and delete ALLLLL of my posts!
:banned1:
Have I ever told you that Zag is a

[user deleted by mod]

Say Hi to Mills for us. :haha7:

[Friday]

holy shit.

after a 23 hour day (yesterday) and 3 hours of sleep, i took a nap and apparently missed whatever fun and games occurred over the last 2 hours on OnA.

i guess i have to listen to the replay, huh?

<~~ rubbing out the eye crust :icon_conf

[KNUCKLEUP]

buddays.

[Wilmington WOW]

buddays and fellow coxmen

[crippledalbino]

You can always tell the Earl best-ofs because they happened five weeks ago.

[Friday]

i remember this segment annoying me so i am going to turn it off.

will one of you nice folks let me know when it's over?

wub and kisses!

[Danesy]

Are we stayin' here???

[LiddyRules]

holy shit.

after a 23 hour day (yesterday) and 3 hours of sleep, i took a nap and apparently missed whatever fun and games occurred over the last 2 hours on OnA.

i guess i have to listen to the replay, huh?

<~~ rubbing out the eye crust :icon_conf That's what sucks about having a sleep schedule that keeps you up until the start of O+A and wakes you up during R+F. it always appears like there's some hullaboo going on on the O+A side. But, on the happy side, you're awake during the awesome hours.

[crippledalbino]

Are we stayin' here???

What, you want everyone to just up and move over to FBA?

:banned1:

[user AGAIN deleted by mod]

[Friday]

Are we stayin' here???

i just set up my air mattress and sleeping bag.
about to lay out the picnic spread .... :icon_mrgr

[Danesy]

Ugh ... I remember this now, not sure I wanna listen again, I think I am going to make like Friday and tune out for a bit.

[VilleDick]

Best show in weeks already :icon_conf

[crippledalbino]

Best show in weeks already :icon_conf

It's because it's only been weeks since we heard it.

[Ted the Poster]

i just set up my air mattress and sleeping bag.
about to lay out the picnic spread .... :icon_mrgr

Got any low-hanging fruit? Fuckin' starving...

[VilleDick]

It's because it's only been weeks since we heard it.

Pretty much, but the mental image of Lily taking loads on the ass is pleasing

[VilleDick]

Got any low-hanging fruit? Fuckin' starving...

http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u164/VilleDick/LowFruit.jpg

:action-sm

[KNUCKLEUP]

ron and fez sex talk is making me really jealous.

miss having a boyfriend. :(

lol, i'm still depressed.

[Arch Stanton]

It's because it's only been weeks since we heard it.

Yeah, this is pretty recent, right?

[mikek]

Got any low-hanging fruit? Fuckin' starving...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e2/Scrotum_size.jpg/800px-Scrotum_size.jpg

[crippledalbino]

ron and fez sex talk is making me really jealous.

miss having a boyfriend. :(

lol, i'm still depressed.
Yeah, nothing deserves the 'ol ROFL-Copter like being recently split up from someone.
Yeah, this is pretty recent, right?

Yeah, I'm not even kidding about the five weeks thing. I think it's only been about that long.

[crippledalbino]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e2/Scrotum_size.jpg/800px-Scrotum_size.jpg


He asked for fruit, you gave him nuts, you fucking trailmix fanatic.

[VilleDick]

Punching out of the show since I've heard this before.

Whaaaaaaa, my girl likes when I have sex other chicks and enjoys having sex with other chicks. Poor guy. I feel so bad for him

[Friday]

ron and fez sex talk is making me really jealous.

miss having a boyfriend. :(

lol, i'm still depressed.

wha happened? i am sorry, sweetie :(

here.... have a cupcake:

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c217/luxa1/mollysm011.jpg

[crippledalbino]

wha happened? i am sorry, sweetie :(

here.... have a cupcake:

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c217/luxa1/mollysm011.jpg

Psst - Danesy's gonna be pissed that you're taking her 'and then what happened?' gimmick from this morning. I tried it and got my little crippled hand slapped.

[stillbornstew]

ron and fez sex talk is making me really jealous.

miss having a boyfriend. :(

lol, i'm still depressed.
*nuzz*

[Ted the Poster]

Yeah, I'm not even kidding about the five weeks thing. I think it's only been about that long.

They're on the Saturday Night Live re-run schedule. Theirs are typically about a month old lately.

[Danesy]

wha happened? i am sorry, sweetie :(

here.... have a cupcake:

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c217/luxa1/mollysm011.jpg

mmmmmm cupcakes ..... :D

[KNUCKLEUP]

wha happened? i am sorry, sweetie :(

here.... have a cupcake:

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c217/luxa1/mollysm011.jpg

wow, that's an intense cupcake.

hehe, thanks, darlin.

me and the boy had a big fight and we broke up. he refuses to talk to me or acknowledge my existence.

:(

doesn't feel too good.

[Danesy]

Psst - Danesy's gonna be pissed that you're taking her 'and then what happened?' gimmick from this morning. I tried it and got my little crippled hand slapped.

LOL!!!! Nah, I would only get upset with you.

Apparently there's a rivalry here .... :mad4:

[crippledalbino]

They're on the Saturday Night Live re-run schedule. Theirs are typically about a month old lately.

No, but that's cool, it's going to keep things more topical this way, and allow new listeners the chance tozzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[crippledalbino]

LOL!!!! Nah, I would only get upset with you.

Apparently there's a rivalry here .... :mad4:

Yes, and you can tell by the way I'm posting here instead of my own thread just how much I hate you and want to win this vicious battle between us.

[DonTheTrucker]

me and the boy had a big fight and we broke up. he refuses to talk to me or acknowledge my existence.

I'm only an hour and a half away, just say the word he'll disappear. :D

[Danesy]

Yes, and you can tell by the way I'm posting here instead of my own thread just how much I hate you and want to win this vicious battle between us.

Point taken.

:love::love::love:

The love is back.

[Friday]

No, but that's cool, it's going to keep things more topical this way, and allow new listeners the chance tozzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

and yesterdays replay was fantastic... so it almost makes this one even more of a letdown.

is the segment over yet? :p

[mikek]

He asked for fruit, you gave him nuts, you fucking trailmix fanatic.

actually, i was setting you up for a 'hot'.

http://www.bartlettparkdistrict.com/Athletics/photos/c-volleyball-222x178.jpg

[Danesy]

and yesterdays replay was fantastic... so it almost makes this one even more of a letdown.

is the segment over yet? :p

Unfortunately, no .... now it's lets bash Earl cause he hates women .... I just heard this and there's nothing else on, so I am just leavin' it.

[KNUCKLEUP]

I'm only an hour and a half away, just say the word he'll disappear. :D

hehehehe, thanks don. :action-sm

[crippledalbino]

actually, i was setting you up for a 'hot'.

http://www.bartlettparkdistrict.com/Athletics/photos/c-volleyball-222x178.jpg

I wish a mod would set you up for a 'bump'.

[LiddyRules]

Unfortunately, no .... now it's lets bash Earl cause he hates women .... I just heard this Why? You heard the show at least once over the past three months? :action-sm

[mikek]

me and the boy had a big fight and we broke up. he refuses to talk to me or acknowledge my existence.

anyone who runs around with a sombrero and ammo across his bare chest isn't worth getting upset over.

[crippledalbino]

anyone who runs around with a sombrero and ammo across his bare chest isn't worth getting upset over.

Depending on their usage of 'plethora.'

[LiddyRules]

anyone who runs around with a sombrero and ammo across his bare chest isn't worth getting upset over. Anthony?

[Danesy]

OK, I surrender. This is really funny. :)

[mikek]

http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l283/Rocketman3000/JameGumb-SilenceoftheLambs.jpg

[crippledalbino]

Anthony?
Worst. Sombrero. Ever.
http://www.jaminleather.net/images/h8003mil_4212.jpg

[mikek]

OK, I surrender. This is really funny. :)

the 'lily answers' part itself is kinda dopey, but the way Ron riffs is hilarious.

[Ted the Poster]

me and the boy had a big fight and we broke up. he refuses to talk to me or acknowledge my existence.

:(

doesn't feel too good.

Well, you know that never happens here, sweetie. :action-sm
Smithers! Let loose the pandas!

[crippledalbino]

Well, you know that never happens here, sweetie. :action-sm
Smithers! Let loose the pandas!

Really? We're dropping the panda referendum for the moment?

Fine.
I kinda think she's okay for a giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirl.

[Goober]

ron and fez sex talk is making me really jealous.

miss having a boyfriend. :(

lol, i'm still depressed.


I was looking for a good stanhope clip to cheer you up, but I could not find anything appropriate for the situation. I am a faildozer.


EDIT: I just found something more gooder. AKA Homan13PSU (http://www.zshare.net/audio/106944378610d3ef/) That always cheers me up.

[mikek]

Smithers! Let loose the pandas!

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/funny-pictures-panda-daycare.jpg?w=463&h=640

[Chester'sLiver]

wow, that's an intense cupcake.

hehe, thanks, darlin.

me and the boy had a big fight and we broke up. he refuses to talk to me or acknowledge my existence.

:(

doesn't feel too good.

alright wait Sarah is sad...someone play some Frankie Almond..that always cheers her up... FRANKIE ALMOND FTW!


btw Sara then your ex-boy is a dope..

[crippledalbino]

My favorite thing is hearing a news segment from several months ago.
It's the besssst.

[Friday]

this thread is dying.

CODE BLUE!! CODE BLUE!!

[LiddyRules]

this thread is dying.

CODE BLUE!! CODE BLUE!!

clear?

[crippledalbino]

http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj249/crippledalbino/Fail/threadsdead.jpg

[Ted the Poster]

GET THE CRASH CART! STAT!!!!
http://www.ucdmc.ucdavis.edu/cne/resources/clinical_skills_refresher/crash_cart/graphics/CrashCart-Front.jpg

[LiddyRules]

GET THE CRASH CART! STAT!!!!
http://www.ucdmc.ucdavis.edu/cne/resources/clinical_skills_refresher/crash_cart/graphics/CrashCart-Front.jpg Stig just took a picture from his hallway. (See, because he's old!)

[Goober]

http://www.bekee.com/images/sad-cat-cookie.jpg

[Friday]

Stig just took a picture from his hallway. (See, because he's old!)

wow... we are really reaching today.

whoever put together this rumored 'Best Of' will be brought up on charges.
thread-slaughter 1.

[Ted the Poster]

wow... we are really reaching today.

whoever put together this rumored 'Best Of' will be brought up on charges.
thread-slaughter 1.

Alright, Nurse Friday. Time of death - call it. Then meet me in the supply closet in 5 minutes.

[crippledalbino]

wow... we are really reaching today.

whoever put together this rumored 'Best Of' will be brought up on charges.
thread-slaughter 1.

Gee, whoever can be responsible for re-airing seven-week old shows and calling it best-of?

[Arch Stanton]

http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l283/Rocketman3000/JameGumb-SilenceoftheLambs.jpg

Clerks II , how fuckin' funny is it when he does that in the parking lot.

[LiddyRules]

wow... we are really reaching today. I'm trying!! Damn it Friday, I'm a student, not a Thread Doctor.

Clerks II , how fuckin' funny is it when he does that in the parking lot. Meh. I really didn't like that movie.

[Arch Stanton]

Point taken.

:love::love::love:

The love is back.

White people are so scared of...

[Ted the Poster]

Gee, whoever can be responsible for re-airing seven-week old shows and calling it best-of?

I blame the blacks. Well, THE Black.

[crippledalbino]

Alright, Nurse Friday. Time of death - call it. Then meet me in the supply closet in 5 minutes.

Just hope there aren't any UHF ninjas in there.

[KNUCKLEUP]

Really? We're dropping the panda referendum for the moment?

Fine.
I kinda think she's okay for a giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirl.

hehehehehe, thank you ;)

I was looking for a good stanhope clip to cheer you up, but I could not find anything appropriate for the situation. I am a faildozer.


EDIT: I just found something more gooder. AKA Homan13PSU (http://www.zshare.net/audio/106944378610d3ef/) That always cheers me up.

hahahahahaha, awesome. thanks :)

i have tickets to see doug stanhope in oct. i'm super excited!

alright wait Sarah is sad...someone play some Frankie Almond..that always cheers her up... FRANKIE ALMOND FTW!


btw Sara then your ex-boy is a dope..

thank you, sweetie :love:

[crippledalbino]

White people are so scared of...

I blame the blacks. Well, THE Black.

There we go.
Nothing can revive a dead thread like a little racism.

[Danesy]

Stig just took a picture from his hallway. (See, because he's old!)

I love Stiggy Bear, but the Stig is Old jokes, well they are funny sometimes ... 'specially this one. :)

[Ted the Poster]

I'm trying!! Damn it Friday, I'm a doctor, not a Post Whore!



Fixed for The Future.
http://www.codesampler.com/images/McCoy.jpg

[Arch Stanton]

I'm trying!! Damn it Friday, I'm a student, not a Thread Doctor.

Meh. I really didn't like that movie.

It took till last week for me to finally watch it. There are a few gems in there, but it is hard work to get to them. Sappy girly shit and so on. Why the need to get a reprise of every gimmick from the original? Roof scene, boom box and so on.

But, the tuck and dance in the parking lot as well as Randall making the customer puke with the Lord of the Rings rant stand out. As well as Porch Monkey. Holy S that killed. Still doesn't overtake putting nail polish on the managers toes.

[mikek]

Clerks II , how fuckin' funny is it when he does that in the parking lot.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/159/330032989_15afe9fe7d.jpg?v=0

wrong on so many levels.

[Goober]

i have tickets to see doug stanhope in oct. i'm super excited!


There is nothing like that Philly crowd. I saw him there a few years ago at some rock club in Philly. Great show, but it is awkward standing up the whole time.

[crippledalbino]

It took till last week for me to finally watch it. There are a few gems in there, but it is hard work to get to them. Sappy girly shit and so on. Why the need to get a reprise of every gimmick from the original? Roof scene, boom box and so on.

But, the tuck and dance in the parking lot as well as Randall making the customer puke with the Lord of the Rings rant stand out. As well as Porch Monkey. Holy S that killed. Still doesn't overtake putting nail polish on the managers toes.

I'm kinda the same way.
There were a few moments that I really loved, and that porch monkey thing was one of them, but otherwise it just seemed forced and not worth it.
Hey, look everybody, I didn't contribute anything to this conversation!
When do you ever, Crip?
Who saw that coming?

[Arch Stanton]

Gee, whoever can be responsible for re-airing seven-week old shows and calling it best-of?

I blame the blacks. Well, THE Black.

It just misses qualifying as a replay. Barely old enough to be a best of. Under the wire.

[LiddyRules]

as well as Randall making the customer puke with the Lord of the Rings rant stand out. I thought that was too slap-sticky a punchline for the rant.

And can one really compare ass-to-mouth with snowballing? They aren't even in the same sexual ballpark.

[Arch Stanton]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/159/330032989_15afe9fe7d.jpg?v=0

wrong on so many levels.

Made my week. Thanks my man!!!

[LiddyRules]

Hey, look everybody, I didn't contribute anything to this conversation! You contributed yourself and that's all we can ask you to contribute.



And that's why we love you.

[Friday]

Made my week. Thanks my man!!!

sometimes I wonder about you......

[Arch Stanton]

I thought that was too slap-sticky a punchline for the rant.

And can one really compare ass-to-mouth with snowballing? They aren't even in the same sexual ballpark.

Oh yeah, the ass to mouth bit. Agreed , completely different level of moves. It was funny to hear Ass to mouth so many times though.

[crippledalbino]

I thought that was too slap-sticky a punchline for the rant.

And can one really compare ass-to-mouth with snowballing? They aren't even in the same sexual ballpark.

Sure, one is Fenway park, the other is swapping cum mouth to mouth.

Oof. Last hour= Always the toughest.

[Arch Stanton]

sometimes I wonder about you......

If anyone doesn't think that pic is funny, there is no help for you. I am crying!!!

Oh, Hiya cutie!

[crippledalbino]

You contributed yourself and that's all we can ask you to contribute.



And that's why we love you.

Awww... I'd sig that if I thought for a second that LiddyRules had a single sweet, caring, loving, genuine, non-sarcastic bone in his body.

[Friday]

May 8th, 1976 was only 13 days before my little mexican self swam through a birth canal somewhere in Cuidad Juarez and greeted the world with big brown eyes and a full head of hair!

wheeeeeeeeeeee

[Arch Stanton]

You contributed yourself and that's all we can ask you to contribute.



And that's why we love you.

ew

[Goober]

May 8th, 1976 was only 13 days before my little mexican self swam through a birth canal somewhere in Cuidad Juarez and greeted the world with big brown eyes and a full head of hair!

wheeeeeeeeeeee

I think she is trying to tell us something.

My 8th, 1976 was only 2289 days before my little cracker self swam through a birth canal in Durham NC.

[LiddyRules]

I think she is trying to tell us something. She's illegal?

[crippledalbino]

I think she is trying to tell us something.

to get twelve feet of rope because Timmy's stuck in the well?

[MilkmanDan]

Rock Lobsters go straight for the bung

[Arch Stanton]

Lobtser girl??? 2 days in a row?

[KNUCKLEUP]

http://www.averagejoes.com/images/large_lobster.gif

[stillbornstew]

There we go.
Nothing can revive a dead thread like a little racism.
"whaa"
http://www.whitings-writings.com/diatribes/strange_fruit_clip_image002.jpg

[Chester'sLiver]

http://www.averagejoes.com/images/large_lobster.gif

good to see that even though you are having a bad day you still found google images..:icon_mrgr

I wish they had Peter Griffin singing Rock Lobster..

[Friday]

there is only one lame tag in this thread.

that makes me sad

[Danesy]

There ya go!

Enjoy Friday!!!! :)

[stillbornstew]

well, danny is batting zero here. see you guys tomorrow.


off to play some GTA4 goodness.

[Friday]

There ya go!

Enjoy Friday!!!! :)

how did you do that?!

fun!

[Danesy]

how did you do that?!

fun!

Only the thread starter can do it now. There was an "incident" where some of the more unsavory types here were abusing the privelige ....

[crippledalbino]

how did you do that?!

fun!

And to think... all that power and glory could have been mine. :(

[crippledalbino]

Only the thread starter can do it now. There was an "incident" where some of the more unsavory types here were abusing the privelige ....

Oh, but wasn't it hilarious?
It was a yuk a minute for a while there.

[KNUCKLEUP]

good to see that even though you are having a bad day you still found google images..:icon_mrgr

I wish they had Peter Griffin singing Rock Lobster..

eBlKHDRc63I

[Goober]

Only the thread starter can do it now. There was an "incident" where some of the more unsavory types here were abusing the privelige ....

I did not see the tag, but did you ever discover the culprit? Was it one of the mean girls?

[Danesy]

Oh, but wasn't it hilarious?
It was a yuk a minute for a while there.

Oh yea, I was hysterical with laughter.

I have someone on the case though ... I will find out who did it, I can promise you this.

[Danesy]

I did not see the tag, but did you ever discover the culprit? Was it one of the mean girls?

I didn't yet ... I am workin' on it though.

I think I deserve to know. If for no other reason but to put that person on ignore. And for my own sanity.

[Chester'sLiver]

eBlKHDRc63I

Seriously....I ♥ Sarah..and there isn't anything anyone can do to change my mind..:icon_mrgr


ROCK LOBSTER!

[Danesy]

What the fuck?!?!? What is this lunatic talking about?

[KNUCKLEUP]

Seriously....I ♥ Sarah..and there isn't anything anyone can do to change my mind..:icon_mrgr


ROCK LOBSTER!

:love: :jump :jump :love:

[crippledalbino]

Alright, kids.
I'm out.
I may pop in a little tomorrow, but otherwise I'll be spending an extremely wonderful weekend [deleted by mod]

[Danesy]

Alright, kids.
I'm out.
I may pop in a little tomorrow, but otherwise I'll be spending an extremely wonderful weekend [deleted by mod]

Later Crip! Have a great weekend if we don't see you.

[Friday]

Alright, kids.
I'm out.
I may pop in a little tomorrow, but otherwise I'll be spending an extremely wonderful weekend [deleted by mod]

you get faggier and faggier by the minute. :action-sm

[DonTheTrucker]

you get faggier and faggier by the minute. :action-sm

:haha7::haha7::haha7:

I won't say what I'm doing this weekend then. :D

[Friday]

:haha7::haha7::haha7:

I won't say what I'm doing this weekend then. :D

but you don't use faggoty expressions of joy... thus, keeping your non-flaming status. :icon_mrgr

even I don't use such fluffy language!

[KNUCKLEUP]

RON & FEZ
NOON TO THREE

[Rebel Yell]

Well, I overslept, what happened up til now?

[Danesy]

And that's the end of our thread ...



DONK!

[KNUCKLEUP]

donk.

[Rebel Yell]

I thought it was genius...

[Rebel Yell]

See ya

[mikek]

Ooooooh.... i completed the XM listener survey & I won a FIVE dollar gift certificate.

I'm rich, bitch!