Ron & Fez Listening Thread - 05/12/08 They're BACK! and better then ever!

[Chester'sLiver]

hopefully anyway...:icon_mrgr

[Goober]

I have my fingers crossed for ESD Paternity leave.

[krisko]

is fezzie still institutionalized monday?

[Friday]

I'm Freezing!!

Hi Buddays...

[krisko]

I'm Freezing!!

Hi Buddays...

lets see if i'm fast enough:

nooo you're hot!!! ;)

[mikek]

lets see if i'm fast enough:

nooo you're hot!!! ;)

http://kuras.us/pics/crutch.jpg


should be interesting to hear Fez's saga. If he's out, that is. :icon_eek:

[crippledalbino]

Good Morning, World.
High Hopes today? Or Sorrow?
Or is there another David Gilmour era Pink Floyd album closer that you'd pick instead?

Ooof.
How's everyone doing?

[Danesy]

I have my fingers crossed for ESD Paternity leave.

Ugh ... you and me both!

I'm Freezing!!

Hi Buddays...

Me too. It's like a fuckin' meat market in here. :arrrh:

[krisko]

Ugh ... you and me both!



Me too. It's like a fuckin' meat market in here. :arrrh:

hot

[crippledalbino]

Me too. It's like a fuckin' meat market in here. :arrrh:

It's like a fuckin' meat market in every thread, miss. This is wackbag, and you've just been objectified and sexualized in the worst imaginable way.

[Arch Stanton]

hot

x2

Howdy Buddays!!

Hopefully my T-Shirt is waiting for me in studio

[Ted the Poster]

I have my fingers crossed for ESD Paternity leave.

Dave will take no paternity leave. Someone else might get airtime if it did that.

[crippledalbino]

x2

Howdy Buddays!!

Hopefully my T-Shirt is waiting for me in studio

Morning Arch.
if you're going to be wearing a t-shirt, put some pasties on while you're in this cold thread. Nobody needs to see YOUR nipples piercing through your shirt.

[Goober]

Dave will take no paternity leave. Someone else might get airtime if it did that.

Yes. That someone else being Fez.

[Danesy]

K, goin' to get some lunch before the show starts, back in a bit!

[krisko]

smoke break before live show goodness

[Chuck Schick]

The title of this thread made me laugh.

[stillbornstew]

no waves. faildozer monday afternoon session. :(

[Chester'sLiver]

OOOOOOOOOOOo I like when the show starts..

[Goober]

Ooooooo I like it when chester likes it when the show starts

[crippledalbino]

no waves. faildozer monday afternoon session. :(

Alright, so you're here with us.
We're like a silver medal, except we're gay and ugly.

[Arch Stanton]

Ok, Let's get down to it boppers

[Danesy]

YAY! live goodness... :)

[stillbornstew]

Alright, so you're here with us.
We're like a silver medal, except we're gay and ugly.
just turned on the 360 for some GTA4 goodness. but maybe i'll see how much of dave i can stomach before turning off the show.

[krisko]

Ooooooo I like it when chester likes it when the show starts

ooooooh i like it when goober likes it when chester likes it when the show starts!

[crippledalbino]

just turned on the 360 for some GTA4 goodness. but maybe i'll see how much of dave i can stomach before turning off the show.

From what I understand, he's not big enough to stomach. Mid-throat on his best day.

[crippledalbino]

ooooooh i like it when goober likes it when chester likes it when the show starts!

hot

[stillbornstew]

From what I understand, he's not big enough to stomach. Mid-throat on his best day.
mid-throat FTW.

[Wilmington WOW]

hey buddays
on remote storm took our our electric

[Danesy]

Oh no .... Fez News ... that can't be good. :(

[Chester'sLiver]

uh-oh...is fez not there?

[krisko]

ut oh...no fez? :(

[crippledalbino]

Ron is gonna keep us guessing for the entire show, isn't he?

[mikek]

Oh no .... Fez News ... that can't be good. :(

:icon_eek:
:icon_eek::icon_eek:
:icon_eek::icon_eek::icon_eek:
:icon_eek::icon_eek:
:icon_eek:

[Friday]

i guess this sort of explains why i haven't gotten a return email from Fez yet...

.... either that or Ronnie is going to make gullible rubes of us all...!

[crippledalbino]

Vagina watch?
And mine just has Mickey. :(

[Danesy]

Actually, Ronnie, no one is asking about his kid ... no one really cares.

[Wilmington WOW]

vagina watch
marriage was fake - lol

[stillbornstew]

of course, why would you be there at your pregnant wifes appointment. they're going to induce her.

[krisko]

'blame that apple eatin' bitch'

bwahahahah
missed ronnie b

[stillbornstew]

Actually, Ronnie, no one is asking about his kid ... no one really cares.
Q-F-T

[Danesy]

of course, why would you be there at your pregnant wifes appointment. they're going to induce her.

I was going to say the same thing ... the show is more important apparently.

[KNUCKLEUP]

vagina watch = BEST. SOUND BITE. EVER.

[mikek]

of course, why would you be there at your pregnant wifes appointment. they're going to induce her.

seriously. what good husband he is.

[crippledalbino]

Pussy Spreader?
Is that a new ****** name that I haven't heard yet?

[Arch Stanton]

hey buddays
on remote storm took our our electric

Yeah, heard you guys took a beating down there. You OK?

[stillbornstew]

child birth is the one thing in the medical profession that i can't watch.

i get skeeved the fuck out. almost passed out assisting with a child delivery

[mikek]

http://kuras.us/images/medication.png

[Chester'sLiver]

YAY! Fezzie!

[crippledalbino]

In retrospect, perhaps Fez shouldn't have checked into a place called Hotel California.

[Danesy]

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!!!

[stillbornstew]

Fezzie!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ted the Poster]

Stone Cold Fez!

[Goober]

yay

[KNUCKLEUP]

yay!! fezzie's back!!

[Friday]

WHeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Looney Bin Fez is BACK!

[krisko]

:jump
:jump

holy shit
<3 fez

[njpete]

Woo!!!

[Chuck Schick]

Fez rules.

[crippledalbino]

Welcome Fez!!!!

[Arch Stanton]

Slowly I turned...

[Ted the Poster]

Pussy Spreader?
Is that a new ****** name that I haven't heard yet?

It's that new Foundry song: Speculum.

[Arch Stanton]

Fez, Did you get my T-Shirt?

[dolemyte]

The swerve... Fez is back and better than ever:clap:

[krisko]

child birth is the one thing in the medical profession that i can't watch.

i get skeeved the fuck out. almost passed out assisting with a child delivery
pussy
In retrospect, perhaps Fez shouldn't have checked into a place called Hotel California.

but i heard you can check out anytime you want but you can never leave :(

[Sack of Chisels]

Fez's stone cold intro is the bessst.

[Wilmington WOW]

Yeah, heard you guys took a beating down there. You OK?

yeah alot of wind and rain
down trees
not too bad now
just no electric
at the library trying to do work now
and listen to the buddays

[Goober]

In retrospect, perhaps Fez shouldn't have checked into a place called Hotel California.

but you can never leave!

[Arch Stanton]

Obey FEZ

[krisko]

Slowly I turned...
step by step
It's that new Foundry song: Speculum.

:haha7::haha7::haha7:

[Arch Stanton]

yeah alot of wind and rain
down trees
not too bad now
just no electric
at the library trying to do work now
and listen to the buddays

Cool and the gang.

[Wilmington WOW]

fez sounds happy

[cokelogic]

Are you shitting me? Fez sounds like a new man.

[crippledalbino]

pussy


but i heard you can check out anytime you want but you can never leave :(

but you can never leave!

Beat by a chick, Goober. Turn your fuckin' balls in right now.

[Goober]

Slowly I turned...

(I don't know why we are doing this, but...)

Step by Step.....

[stillbornstew]

Welcome Fez!!!!

indeed

[Ted the Poster]

but i heard you can check out anytime you want but you can never leave :(

Not only that, there's Eagles music piped in 24/7, guaranteeing a boatload of suicides every day.

[Arch Stanton]

Or as it was re-named here...the ******* Rule.....

[Goober]

Beat by a chick, Goober. Turn your fuckin' balls in right now.

I usually pay for that kind of treatment.

[mikek]

YAY! Fezzie!

whew

[Wilmington WOW]

didnt we learn the 72 hour rule from ant and his Ex

or did ant make that up so keep his ex locked up so he could get back to the teen sleep over party?

[Arch Stanton]

Not only that, there's Eagles music piped in 24/7, guaranteeing a boatload of suicides every day.

That would get Ronnie to paint the ceiling red

[crippledalbino]

step by step


:haha7::haha7::haha7:

(I don't know why we are doing this, but...)

Step by Step.....

I love the 'goober gets owned by a chick' gimmick.

[stillbornstew]

pussy
no, at that point it's not a pussy. it looks like freddy krugers hat.

[Arch Stanton]

Pre-chewed food, like a bird

[krisko]

(I don't know why we are doing this, but...)

Step by Step.....
haha
you suck today
no, at that point it's not a pussy. it looks like freddy krugers hat.

yes it is.

[Danesy]

Everyone saw that Fallon thing coming a mile away ... they have been talking about that for weeks ....

[Wilmington WOW]

hmm, jimmy fallon will take the david lee roth spot

[Goober]

I love the 'goober gets owned by a chick' gimmick.

I have paid for that kind of treatment too.:action-sm

[krisko]

by 'twitchy son of a bitch' do you mean coke head?

[mikek]

ok... i could *almost* understand ESD being in studio (& not with his wife) if Fez was still in the nut hut. But since Fez is in-studio, there's NO FUCKING EXCUSE.

[Wilmington WOW]

he can play his carwash for peace song again

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Gee I wonder if Fallon will giggle thru the entire show.

[stillbornstew]

ok... i could *almost* understand ESD being in studio (& not with his wife) if Fez was still in the nut hut. But since Fez is in-studio, there's NO FUCKING EXCUSE for him to be alive.

fixed

[Ted the Poster]

ok... i could *almost* understand ESD being in studio (& not with his wife) if Fez was still in the nut hut. But since Fez is in-studio, there's NO FUCKING EXCUSE.

He's afraid if he takes one day off, he'll be replaced. I wish his fears were true.

[DonTheTrucker]

Good afternoon folks.

[Danesy]

ok... i could *almost* understand ESD being in studio (& not with his wife) if Fez was still in the nut hut. But since Fez is in-studio, there's NO FUCKING EXCUSE.

Q-F-T!!! :clap::clap::clap:

Go be with your wife ... why would happytyping be there?!?!?! Just pitiful.

[Wilmington WOW]

Gee I wonder if Fallon will giggle thru the entire show.

the ol snl gag
when a bit is terrible, just crack up and break character and the audience will laugh and forget the bit sucks

[Ted the Poster]

he can play his carwash for peace song again

More like Car Crash for Peace.

[DonTheTrucker]

ok... i could *almost* understand ESD being in studio (& not with his wife) if Fez was still in the nut hut. But since Fez is in-studio, there's NO FUCKING EXCUSE.

You forgot the most obvious fucking excuse. Ron wants him there.

No wonder they hate the messageboards.

[Wilmington WOW]

when esd goes into the nut hut he will have to explain the wackbag tatoo

[Friday]

You forgot the most obvious fucking excuse. Ron wants him there.

No wonder they hate the messageboards.

QFT

[Chuck Schick]

How did that awful song ever get laughs.

[KNUCKLEUP]

HELLO MUDDAH
HELLO FADDAH

[Goober]

when esd goes into the nut hut he will have to explain the wackbag tatoo

The day that happens, zag should reroute the address to hardcore gay pornography.

[Danesy]

You forgot the most obvious fucking excuse. Ron wants him there.

No wonder they hate the messageboards.

I don't care who wants me there, you should be with your pregnant wife.

[mikek]

Fez made macaroni art?
http://www.**************.com/images/d-hateart1.jpg

http://bhamterminal.com/files/2007/10/kickball-image1.jpg

[DonTheTrucker]

How did that awful song ever get laughs.

People in the past were stupid.

The day that happens, zag should reroute the address to hardcore gay pornography.

Which would likely just redirect back here.

[stillbornstew]

HELLO MUDDAH
HELLO FADDAH
hola darling.




the image of fezzie playing kickball has me giggling.

[stillbornstew]

in mental patient kickball does ANYONE win?

[DonTheTrucker]

I don't care who wants me there, you should be with your pregnant wife.

You know Dave. I'm pretty sure if Casey wanted him there he'd be there.

Once again I'll tell the story of my ex wife who worked all day at her job while in labor, then got mad when I left early from my work to come to the hospital to be with her. She's not having the baby before 3pm, I doubt she's upset that the guy is working. Besides, if she is, unless they bring it up on air, it's not our business.

[Goober]

the image of fezzie playing kickball has me giggling.

Don't forget the backless hospital gown in that image.

[mikek]

in mental patient kickball does ANYONE win?

http://www.richardcorman.com/images/special_olympics_001.jpg

[DonTheTrucker]

in mental patient kickball does ANYONE win?

The spectators?

[HumpX]

What did that bitch do to you in the GREEN ROOM Fezzie!!??


*flashback to fezzie holding in his enema until mom played the last note on the piano*

[stillbornstew]

Don't forget the backless hospital gown in that image.
HAWT!!!!

[Friday]

You know Dave. I'm pretty sure if Casey wanted him there he'd be there.

Once again I'll tell the story of my ex wife who worked all day at her job while in labor, then got mad when I left early from my work to come to the hospital to be with her. She's not having the baby before 3pm, I doubt she's upset that the guy is working. Besides, if she is, unless they bring it up on air, it's not our business.

Casey is only 3 cm dilated so far, so this is probably just a status check.
If they have to induce, she will still have plenty of time for Davey to get to her.
But her due date still isn't for a week or two so they may not even do anything today, depending on her urine samples.

If Dave were there, he wouldn't be able to help anyway. HTG is a good friend, and has the free time, so everyone wins.

:)

[stillbornstew]

The spectators?
:haha7: troof

[Goober]

someone else had mommy issues too...... http://www.feoamante.com/Movies/Psycho/images/HousenNorm15.jpg

[HumpX]

http://www.feoamante.com/Movies/Psycho/images/HousenNorm15.jpg

:clap:

[krisko]

haha

<3 Hahhveyyy's tags

[HumpX]

Beanie is a whore

[Chester'sLiver]

haha

<3 Hahhveyyy's tags

:icon_mrgr...my tags are the best because they are true..

[silentbob8201]

someone else had mommy issues too...... http://www.feoamante.com/Movies/Psycho/images/HousenNorm15.jpg

It's funnier cause Fezzie actually resembles the character from the book

[Chuck Schick]

http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k34/tonysigs/NCAA%20FB%20Coaches/LarryCoker.jpg

[OxBabygirlxO]

ok hi

[Arch Stanton]

Did I just hear that Dave broke his Mothers Thumb?

[crippledalbino]

:icon_mrgr...my tags are the best because they are true..

Well played, sir.
Heh.
Loving the tags as well.

[crippledalbino]

ok hi

I see your Oklahoma and Hawaii and raise you ID and WA.

[krisko]

I see your Oklahoma and Hawaii and raise you ID and WA.

i hate you :haha7:

[HumpX]

It probably costs about $10,000 for one week at that facility and they have him doing macaroni art.


man, I got into the wrong business. :icon_conf

[Arch Stanton]

It probably costs about $10,000 for one week at that facility and they have him doing macaroni art.


man, I got into the wrong business. :icon_conf

x2

[Ted the Poster]

You know Dave. I'm pretty sure if Casey wanted him there he'd be there.

Once again I'll tell the story of my ex wife who worked all day at her job while in labor, then got mad when I left early from my work to come to the hospital to be with her.

Then she left you.
http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii121/MonkeyHouseRocks/RIMSHOT.jpg

[meanmarv]

Did Fez come back with potato flakes all over his face and hair?

[KNUCKLEUP]

hola darling.

hiya sweetie

[Arch Stanton]

The Mary Lou Henner effect

[DonTheTrucker]

Then she left you.
http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii121/MonkeyHouseRocks/RIMSHOT.jpg

Well that was 18 months later, but yeah. She left me.

Thank god. :D

[crippledalbino]

Alright, now Chester'sLiver is just being a taggot.

[TJLamb0518]

You forgot the most obvious fucking excuse. Ron wants him there.

No wonder they hate the messageboards.



You know what...I got nothing. I'm tired of combatting the ESD-support-group (or: The Twenty People Ron and Fez Do a Show For and the Rest of Us are Intruding).

[Chester'sLiver]

Alright, now Chester'sLiver is just being a taggot.

actually I had to stop now since I'm not allowed anymore tags...

[crippledalbino]

You know what...I got nothing. I'm tired of combatting the ESD-support-group (or: The Twenty People Ron and Fez Do a Show For and the Rest of Us are Intruding).

Yeah, I can tell how tired you must be, every single day I see you fighting for the cause, and it's sad that finally today, after all of that, you're throwing in the towel.

[Friday]

Alright, now Chester'sLiver is just being a taggot.

http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/mfl/lowres/mfln130l.jpg


OH
You said TAGGOT......

[Goober]

Alright, now Chester'sLiver is just being a taggot.

back from vacation? (http://www.wackbag.com/tags.php?tag=back+from+vacation%3F), beanie plays tight end (http://www.wackbag.com/tags.php?tag=beanie+plays+tight+end), bg's real name is marissa (http://www.wackbag.com/tags.php?tag=bg%27s+real+name+is+marissa), esd rules! (http://www.wackbag.com/tags.php?tag=esd+rules%21), fez is back. (http://www.wackbag.com/tags.php?tag=fez+is+back.), friday is cold (http://www.wackbag.com/tags.php?tag=friday+is+cold), krisko is fast (http://www.wackbag.com/tags.php?tag=krisko+is+fast), macaroni art (http://www.wackbag.com/tags.php?tag=macaroni+art), vagina watch! (http://www.wackbag.com/tags.php?tag=vagina+watch%21), wackbag loves esd (http://www.wackbag.com/tags.php?tag=wackbag+loves+esd)

[crippledalbino]

actually I had to stop now since I'm not allowed anymore tags...

D'oh, and I'm sure you had some doozies to add, too.

[KNUCKLEUP]

VAGINA WATCH

[TJLamb0518]

Yeah, I can tell how tired you must be, every single day I see you fighting for the cause, and it's sad that finally today, after all of that, you're throwing in the towel.



Every single day?

You'd think my post count would be higher.

[Goober]

I am going to need the vagina watch sound for all my new emails.

[crippledalbino]

http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/mfl/lowres/mfln130l.jpg


OH
You said TAGGOT......

Oh, I get it, because I'm gay and just love the man-meat!
Oh, the hilarity!

[crippledalbino]

Every single day?

You'd think my post count would be higher.

NOT YOU!!!!

[KNUCKLEUP]

hahahahahahaha island cats

[Danesy]

D'oh, and I'm sure you had some doozies to add, too.

Yes. I can't get enough ESD tagging ...

Oh for fun! :icon_roll

[krisko]

Every single day?

You'd think my post count would be higher.
pssst
i think he was using what we call 'sarcasm'

[Goober]

VAGINA WATCH


Yes it is. I am under your desk right now.:action-sm
http://y2u.co.uk/Jokes_Funny/Sherlock_Holmes.jpg

[BaLZaC~308]

ok hi

I see your Oklahoma and Hawaii and raise you ID and WA.

i hate you :haha7:

is this what passes for funny in the listening thread now a days... state jokes?
"whaa"

[mikek]

Ron: Earl, got an update?
Earl: Peas hode.

[Chester'sLiver]

is this what passes for funny in the listening thread now a days... state jokes?
"whaa"

Hi Eric....Any jokes about Wyoming you would like to add?

[krisko]

Yes it is. I am under your desk right now. http://y2u.co.uk/Jokes_Funny/Sherlock_Holmes.jpg

can you look under mine and tell me if the string is hanging out?

i'm gross today.

[DonTheTrucker]

I don't know why but when Dave said "Bitch pick up" it made me loff and loff.

[crippledalbino]

is this what passes for funny in the listening thread now a days... state jokes?
"whaa"

You should have heard us earlier with our geometry jokes, man.

"Hey baby, what's your sine? Love the Tangent lines on that babe..."
"Hey man, I'm try(angle)ing over here!"

Oh, and the laughs just never stop.

[mikek]

can you look under mine and tell me if the string is hanging out?

i'm gross today.

:icon_eek:

[Ted the Poster]

can you look under mine and tell me if the string is hanging out?

i'm gross today.

Pull the string, and confetti explodes out of her head.

[crippledalbino]

can you look under mine and tell me if the string is hanging out?

i'm gross today.

I think we're worried that if we pull the string, all the hot air comes rushing out and you go flying around the room making zany thbthbththtbthtbhbththb sounds.

[Chester'sLiver]

Pull the string, and confetti explodes out of her head.

http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Matt/sexiest-comic-ever.png

[DonTheTrucker]

can you look under mine and tell me if the string is hanging out?

i'm gross today.

http://www.columbianrope.com/FAST%20ROPE%20MP%20TYPE%203.JPG

?

[GoCamels]

http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb24/horatio2007/tampon1.jpg

[Goober]

can you look under mine and tell me if the string is hanging out?

i'm gross today.

Absolutely!

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/11/06/bloody_mary_narrowweb__300x449,0.jpg

[Ted the Poster]

I think we're worried that if we pull the string, all the hot air comes rushing out and you go flying around the room making zany thbthbththtbthtbhbththb sounds.

And blood everywhere...

[DonTheTrucker]

is this what passes for funny in the listening thread now a days... state jokes?
"whaa"

It beats sucking up to girls. :icon_mrgr

[GoCamels]

And for those concerned about the environment...

http://www.gatheredroots.com/images/earthpads/small/moonpads.jpg

http://www.gatheredroots.com/earthpads.asp
Recycleables

[Ted the Poster]

http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Matt/sexiest-comic-ever.png

I hate when cartoonists steal my ideas. :mad4:

[Ted the Poster]

It beats sucking up to girls. :icon_mrgr

And the Ron and Fez show.

[krisko]

edit: oopsies, used a real name
hi eri...i mean, balz

sorry i laughed at something you didn't think was funny :(

[KNUCKLEUP]

oof. redding :(

[krisko]

oof
http://www.dix.army.mil/PAO/post05/post072905/images/Post0.jpg

[GoCamels]

http://bp0.blogger.com/_1I7KiCuAU4k/Rfj0wt1QjZI/AAAAAAAAAQ8/AdV9e92PCSY/s400/menstural.jpg

[BaLZaC~308]

It beats sucking up to girls. :icon_mrgr

I dont know about that....



cmon how does 14 douches sucking up to one 6 not amuse you?!

[Ted the Poster]

oof
http://www.dix.army.mil/PAO/post05/post072905/images/Post0.jpg

Christ, you even have Flea in your bomb suit.

[KNUCKLEUP]

Yes it is. I am under your desk right now.:action-sm
http://y2u.co.uk/Jokes_Funny/Sherlock_Holmes.jpg

:icon_eek:

[Arch Stanton]

Oh poor Redding

[Ted the Poster]

I dont know about that....



cmon how does 14 douches sucking up to one 6 not amuse you?!

I don't know about you, Babygirl, but I'd kick him in the nuts for calling you a 6.

[GoCamels]

What is this, a Florida election? We get the results more than a week later?

(Yeah, I know, vacation, yada yada)

[crippledalbino]

I dont know about that....



cmon how does 14 douches sucking up to one 6 not amuse you?!

How does that math work? Does that mean we're all sucking up to a .314?

[crippledalbino]

Sleeves was way too fucking good to be like that.
I have no idea what it was or what he said, but it was fucking amazing ne'ertheless.

[krisko]

How does that math work? Does that mean we're all sucking up to a .314?

no, i think that since there are like four sixes it's actually 14 douches hitting on a 16

edit: i'm going to leave it like this, i'm only going to point out that my math skills live something to be desired

[BaLZaC~308]

edit: oopsies, used a real name
hi eri...i mean, balz

sorry i laughed at something you didn't think was funny :(

its quite alright hun i laugh at sha...errr AF's unfunny jokes too... its the polite thing to do


ohh and HIIIIIII KRIS

I don't know about you, Babygirl, but I'd kick him in the nuts for calling you a 6.

pishposh... the bitch has been called worse

[krisko]

best radio bit ever....dave misses the birth of his daughter

[Momjeans]

Originally Posted by krisko View Post
can you look under mine and tell me if the string is hanging out?

i'm gross today.
I really never thought this pic would come in handy.



:action-smhttp://i28.tinypic.com/2ltilvl.jpg

[Goober]

http://www.compwareusa.com/lesko_books/images/standing.gif

[crippledalbino]

no, i think that since there are like four sixes it's actually 14 douches hitting on a 16
We're still all hitting less than one.
I think someone should inform us how silly this all is.

[crippledalbino]

I really never thought this pic would come in handy.



:action-smhttp://i28.tinypic.com/2ltilvl.jpg

Jesus, what a whore.

[Ted the Poster]

no, i think that since there are like four sixes it's actually 14 douches hitting on a 16

edit: i'm going to leave it like this, i'm only going to point out that my math skills live something to be desired

(4x6)/14=1.7
And that's "Leave." Not "Live."
You're welcome. :action-sm

[Chester'sLiver]

Krisko is at 5 CM now and she isn't even pregnant...

[krisko]

I really never thought this pic would come in handy.



:action-smhttp://i28.tinypic.com/2ltilvl.jpg
troll!

hiiii sweetie :D

[Goober]

That Ronnie B is a saint.

[DonTheTrucker]

I dont know about that....



cmon how does 14 douches sucking up to one 6 not amuse you?!

Oh no you di'int!

Besides the hottest one of the bunch has no one hitting on her. Besides me of course.:action-sm

[crippledalbino]

(4x6)/14=1.7
And that's "Leave." Not "Live."
You're welcome. :action-sm

Stig comes through with the four R's... reading, 'riting, 'rithmatic, retardation.

[GoCamels]

Inducing Labor = Pitocin = Hell on Earth

My wife was induced using Pitocin for our first...12 hours later the dumbass OB figured out her birth canal was too narrow, and THEN decided to do the C-section.

Then with our other two she had no idea she was having contractions, because the Pitocin induced contractions she said felt like a baseball bat to the back, compared to natural ones.

[crippledalbino]

Oh no you di'int!

Besides the hottest one of the bunch has no one hitting on her. Besides me of course.:action-sm

Miss Mobo. :(

[Ted the Poster]

Stig comes through with the four R's... reading, 'riting, 'rithmatic, retardation.

You left out "Rigor Mortis."

[Goober]

ESD should throw his chick in that back of a empty uhaul and drive over a bumpy highway. That kid will shake loose.

[Arch Stanton]

Very weak

[HumpX]

*Feigns interest in the pregnancy*

[Ted the Poster]

ESD should throw his chick in that back of a empty uhaul and drive over a cliff.

Fixed it for ya. :action-sm

[crippledalbino]

You left out "Rigor Mortis."
That's an "RM," doesn't exactly fit with the "R's," sir. :icon_roll

[krisko]

Miss Mobo. :(
mobo is NOT the hottest chick on wackbag godammit. i'm putting steam and goober head and shoulders about him. no offense mobo.
*Feigns interest in the pregnancy*

*feigns disinterest*

[Ted the Poster]

That's an "RM," doesn't exactly fit with the "R's," sir. :icon_roll

NOW you're a stickler for joke accuracy? :icon_conf

[Goober]

mobo is NOT the hottest chick on wackbag godammit. i'm putting steam and goober head and shoulders about him. no offense mobo.


Thanks, I am very sexy.
http://regifilmek.freeblog.hu/files/vegyes/buffalobill.jpg

[crippledalbino]

mobo is NOT the hottest chick on wackbag godammit. i'm putting steam and goober head and shoulders about him. no offense mobo.


*feigns disinterest*

Fucking panda panda panda!
Steam and goober indeed.
Mobo's got more raw sexuality in his stubby little amputated wrist than Steam and Goober could ever come up with.

[Ted the Poster]

Ipod time. Can't take any more of this baby talk horseshit.

[OxBabygirlxO]

I dont know about that....



cmon how does 14 douches sucking up to one 6 not amuse you?!

I don't know about you, Babygirl, but I'd kick him in the nuts for calling you a 6.

heyyyyyyyy i was bumped up to a 7 you asshole! (asshole = eric not stig)

How does that math work? Does that mean we're all sucking up to a .314?

pie? "whaa"

its quite alright hun i laugh at sha...errr AF's unfunny jokes too... its the polite thing to do


ohh and HIIIIIII KRIS



pishposh... the bitch has been called worse

princess?????? oh and af is funny!

[DonTheTrucker]

mobo is NOT the hottest chick on wackbag godammit. i'm putting steam and goober head and shoulders about him. no offense mobo.

Fucking panda panda panda!
Steam and goober indeed.
Mobo's got more raw sexuality in his stubby little amputated wrist than Steam and Goober could ever come up with.

You're both crazy. Everyone knows that I'm the hottest one. :action-sm

[bucket-of-aids]

Anyone mention that it's not too late to abort?

[krisko]

Krisko is at 5 CM now and she isn't even pregnant...

that i know of....

wait, i think the set up to that punchline is different

[DonTheTrucker]

pie? "whaa"

I'm fuckin' starving. We got any pi back there?

[HumpX]

Anyone mention that it's not too late to abort?

Its never too late for doc marten
.......

[krisko]

heyyyyyyyy i was bumped up to a 7 you asshole! (asshole = eric not stig)



pie? "whaa"



princess?????? oh and af is funny!

fuckin' starvin.

edit: drats...out done by that damn don the trucker again (i liked your call to the show this morning too...hahaha...)

[DonTheTrucker]

Anyone mention that it's not too late to abort?

Yes. To your mother. Bitch won't budge though.

[krisko]

Its never too late for doc marten
.......

in that case, can you give me your mother's phone number please? there's something i'd like to discuss with her.

edit: fuck you don, fuck you in your fuckhole. i'm going to smoke now and when i get back i want you to stop beating me to shitty lines. :D

[OxBabygirlxO]

I'm fuckin' starving. We got any pi back there?

edit : i was able to edit an edit of an edit of an edit ..... geez i suck

[crippledalbino]

Popcorn Ronnie B Eff Tee Double You!

[Danesy]

I haven't seen it yet, but I have heard from everyone that Iron Man is really good. No one I know that has seen it hated it.

[DonTheTrucker]

fuckin' starvin.

edit: drats...out done by that damn don the trucker again (i liked your call to the show this morning too...hahaha...)

The fake Don The Trucker at it again? I didn't call anyone.

I did send in a few IF's that weren't read.

[dolemyte]

Really good movie

[Blue Heeler]

Saw Iron Man yesterday and loved it. You have to suspend disbelief and you'll completely enjoy it. Now, I get to watch movies without the brotherhood of Earl yelling at the screen...so watch in your own city at your own risk.

[crippledalbino]

The fake Don The Trucker at it again? I didn't call anyone.

I did send in a few IF's that weren't read.

There was a Don The Trucker who called up this morning with a hideously awful accent.
We knew it was you immediately.

[dolemyte]

He should rub in the secret after the credits thing

[Blue Heeler]

He should rub in the secret after the credits thing

Disappointed because Nick Fury isn't black...

[Arch Stanton]

Dolemyte!!!! There ya go!

[Blue Heeler]

lol, he gave up the secret...

[crippledalbino]

Disappointed because Nick Fury isn't black...

Awww, fuck.
Seriously? Who played him?

[Chuck Schick]

Sgt. Fury? Why would the Greaseman be in Iron Man?

[dolemyte]

Dolemyte!!!! There ya go!


Zing, right on time

[silentbob8201]

Disappointed because Nick Fury isn't black...

He is in the Ultimate Universe and he's based on Sam Jackson who played him in Iron Man and Incredible Hulk.

[DonTheTrucker]

There was a Don The Trucker who called up this morning with a hideously awful accent.
We knew it was you immediately.

Yeah thats apparently the fake one from Paltalk. Not only is he a hayseed but he's not as good looking as me either.

[crippledalbino]

Zing, right on time

NOT YOU!!!!!

[dolemyte]

He is in the Ultimate Universe and he's based on Sam Jackson who played him in Iron Man and Incredible Hulk.


Thanks, was gonna say that, but cant figure out how to do Spoilers

[Blue Heeler]

Awww, fuck.
Seriously? Who played him?

If I mother fucking tell you, I'd have to mother fucking say mother fucker...

Samuel MF Jackson

[crippledalbino]

Yeah thats apparently the fake one from Paltalk. Not only is he a hayseed but he's not as good looking as me either.

You ever think about changing your name? Maybe you can be DonaldTheTrucker or DonThePompousAss?

[Blue Heeler]

Thanks, was gonna say that, but cant figure out how to do Spoilers

Apparently, neither can silentbob...:icon_eek:

[DonTheTrucker]

You ever think about changing your name? Maybe you can be DonaldTheTrucker or DonThePompousAss?

I thought Sex Machine would be appropriate but I didn't wanna rub it in for those less fortunate in the love department.

[crippledalbino]

Thanks, was gonna say that, but cant figure out how to do Spoilers

All that stuff is explained in the FAQ, man.
http://www.wackbag.com/showthread/USERFAQ/php?=000223 (http://meatspin.com)

[dolemyte]

All that stuff is explained in the FAQ, man.
http://www.wackbag.com/showthread/USERFAQ/php?=000223 (http://meatspin.com)


Been here long enough to know that old gag:action-sm

[crippledalbino]

I thought Sex Machine would be appropriate but I didn't wanna rub it in for those less fortunate in the love department.

Why, because of all the faggot teeth you chip on one AAA battery or because of the sheer emotion that you bring to the table?

[dolemyte]

Lye = a burning basic chemical that my mom used to put in my hair

[LiddyRules]

Liddy's back. How goes the show?

[Ted the Poster]

Its never too late for doc marten
.......
Wanna bet?
http://www.flisted.com/wp-content/uploads/dr-martens-boots-kurt-cobain-nirvana.jpg

[DonTheTrucker]

Why, because of all the faggot teeth you chip on one AAA battery or because of the sheer emotion that you bring to the table?

No, I wear a belt with a pop up revolver.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jts0xxg7P8I

[Ted the Poster]

You ever think about changing your name? Maybe you can be DonaldTheTrucker or DonThePompousAss?

Or Don the Dauntless Defender of Dave.

[DonTheTrucker]

Wanna bet?
http://www.flisted.com/wp-content/uploads/dr-martens-boots-kurt-cobain-nirvana.jpg

Apparently it's too late for this joke. :action-sm

[OxBabygirlxO]

Why, because of all the faggot teeth you chip on one AAA battery or because of the sheer emotion that you bring to the table?

are you two fucking around or serious? i hope its serious i wanna fight today!

[Blue Heeler]

Liddy's back. How goes the show?

Welcome back.

I keep getting interrupted by stupid co-workers that want to talk about shit I could care less about.

[Goober]

I am so happy that ESD is having a jewish baby!

[Ted the Poster]

Apparently it's too late for this joke. :action-sm

Eh. He's not going anywhere.

[Ted the Poster]

Welcome back.

I keep getting interrupted by stupid co-workers that want to talk about shit I could care less about.

Like work?

[Ted the Poster]

I am so happy that ESD is having a jewish baby!

If he eats the tip on the air after the circumcision, I'm going to burn down the XM building.

[Chuck Schick]

If Obama chooses Hillary to be VP, he will have 100 problems.

[Goober]

If he eats the tip on the air after the circumcision, I'm going to burn down the XM building.

It's a girl and ESD not North African.

[dolemyte]

If Obama chooses Hillary to be VP, he will have 100 problems.

:clap::clap::haha7:

[Goober]

If Obama chooses Hillary to be VP, he will have 100 problems.

:clap::clap::haha7:

Of course the black guy gets it. It's his Jammy Jam.

[Chester'sLiver]

are you two fucking around or serious? i hope its serious i wanna fight today!

Hot...

[Ted the Poster]

It's a girl and ESD not North African.

Oh yeah. Shows how much I pay attention to this show anymore. :icon_roll
Well, give her a clitorectomy anyway.

[crippledalbino]

Been here long enough to know that old gag:action-sm
I know you've been here for a while, but I was banking on the fact that you're an idiot.
Liddy's back. How goes the show?
Cripple rewelcomes, it's good to have Fezzie back.
are you two fucking around or serious? i hope its serious i wanna fight today!

Serious insofar as I can absolutely imagine that vibrator tickling his uvula as he screams "Momma Trucker" over and over and over again. I think I'm already in a fight with Blue Heeler today, Don would have to make an appointment for tomorrow.

[Blue Heeler]

5000 Chinese dead, I guess God need some Gold Farmers...

gold farmers ruin gaming economies

[Ted the Poster]

If Obama chooses Hillary to be VP, he will have 100 problems.

:clap::clap::haha7:

I'm pretty sure THAT bitch is good for at least 100 more.

[crippledalbino]

5000 Chinese dead, I guess God need some Gold Farmers...

gold farmers ruin gaming economies

Awww.. didn't want to go with a nice railroad goldrush joke?

[Chester'sLiver]

oh jesus its fucking crazed...

[Blue Heeler]

I think I'm already in a fight with Blue Heeler today, Don would have to make an appointment for tomorrow.

Don't bring a cat to a dog fight.

[Chuck Schick]

AAAABig Crazed!

[krisko]

hi i'm back

did anyone notice i was gone?

thought not.

[Arch Stanton]

#2!!!

[Ted the Poster]

5000 Chinese dead, I guess God need some Gold Farmers...



Or a #34 with crab rangoon and egg drop soup.

[Blue Heeler]

Awww.. didn't want to go with a nice railroad goldrush joke?

I try to steer clear of jokes from the 19th century. :action-sm

[Chester'sLiver]

Craaazzzeed is a bag of suck...

[Goober]

5000 Chinese dead, I guess God need some Gold Farmers...

gold farmers ruin gaming economies

Oof.

[Blue Heeler]

Or a #34 with crab rangoon and egg drop soup.

General Tso sounds good right about now.

[Blue Heeler]

Hey! Babygirl called in AGAIN!

[OxBabygirlxO]

Omg Ronnie Do Not Ever Use Babygirl Condom And Crazed In The Same Sentence Ever Again Please!

[Goober]

The White House has a sharp closet.

[Arch Stanton]

Omg Ronnie Do Not Ever Use Babygirl Condom And Crazed In The Same Sentence Ever Again Please!

QFT, ( I even feel shitty quoting it so it is seen again)

[Goober]

Omg Ronnie Do Not Ever Use Babygirl Condom And Crazed In The Same Sentence Ever Again Please!

Yeah. Does he actually think that Craze will use protection when he has you tied up in the back of his van.:action-sm

[Chester'sLiver]

Omg Babygirl Condom And Crazed Please!

QFT, ( I even feel shitty quoting it so it is seen again)
quoting what?

Omg Babygirl Condom And Crazed Please!

Oh this:

Omg Babygirl Condom And Crazed Please!

[Friday]

hi i'm back

did anyone notice i was gone?

thought not.

i would have, but i accidentally took a nap.

Axert + Xanax = ZOMBIE

Welcome back!

[LiddyRules]

Yeah. Does he actually think that Craze will use protection when he has you tied up in the back of his van.:action-sm Stop stealing the plots for my AngelFuck DiD fanfics!

[Blue Heeler]

The White House has a sharp closet.

Is that where they keep the rifles?

linger lwtghfh

[silentbob8201]

Yes but the Vice President doesnt live in the White House so what's Earls point again.

[krisko]

i would have, but i accidentally took a nap.

Axert + Xanax = ZOMBIE

Welcome back!

ooh! thanks for noticing...kind of. :)

[Chester'sLiver]

she is fucking someone else....that is an easy spot..

[dolemyte]

His chick is gone...

Found a bigger dick and longer bankroll...

[LiddyRules]

hi i'm back

did anyone notice i was gone?

thought not. I just woke up. So I didn't know you were here.

What a waste of electronic mail, mail send electronically. Such a lame, uneventful question. The e-mail segments should be used for questions like what type of cheese goes best with what type of bread and Jesus, what type of clothes would he wear today.

[krisko]

<-------------- worst. breaker upper. ever.

[LiddyRules]

<-------------- worst. breaker upper. ever. Explain.

[krisko]

oh how i wish men understood this.

[Blue Heeler]

<-------------- worst. breaker upper. ever.

Great, so I'm never getting you off my Myspace Friend page?

/darthvader Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo o!

[crippledalbino]

Explain.

She keeps saying that it'll be over when that laaaaaaaaaaaaaast check clears, but wouldn't you know it keeps getting post-dated a week.

[Chester'sLiver]

oh how i wish men understood this.

some of us do sunshine....if females were honest with us it would be easier too..

[krisko]

Explain.

i stay with the person until i can't stand the sight of them and let them talk me back into being with them again only to make me hate them more until finally i just tell them that i can't do it anymore and they dont' understand why and i'm afraid to hurt their feelings even though i wish they'd just get hit by a bus so i talk it over with them for 125 hours until i decide that i'll never date again.

[Friday]

the best is finding out that while someone is working on getting you back into bed, that they are already researching on the availability of someone else in the same circle of friends.

people can truly be assholes when it comes to getting a little pussy.

[dolemyte]

i stay with the person until i can't stand the sight of them and let them talk me back into being with them again only to make me hate them more until finally i just tell them that i can't do it anymore and they dont' understand why and i'm afraid to hurt their feelings even though i wish they'd just get hit by a bus so i talk it over with them for 125 hours until i decide that i'll never date again.


Have you been talking to my chick? wow i thought my crazy broad was the only one who thought this way

[crippledalbino]

i stay with the person until i can't stand the sight of them and let them talk me back into being with them again only to make me hate them more until finally i just tell them that i can't do it anymore and they dont' understand why and i'm afraid to hurt their feelings even though i wish they'd just get hit by a bus so i talk it over with them for 125 hours until i decide that i'll never date again.

the best is finding out that while someone is working on getting you back into bed, that they are already researching on the availability of someone else in the same circle of friends.

people can truly be assholes when it comes to getting a little pussy.

This is about to turn into a man-hating board-day, isn't it?

[krisko]

example for liddy:
i was dating some one for about a year, we were living together. it go to where i couldn't look at him without wanting to vomit and i broke up with him but he begged me to stay so i did. the only reason i stayed was because i knew i was moving to london in a month and i could just break up with him over the phone in a different country and he couldn't guilt me into anything.

[krisko]

the best is finding out that while someone is working on getting you back into bed, that they are already researching on the availability of someone else in the same circle of friends.

people can truly be assholes when it comes to getting a little pussy.

:icon_eek:

[dolemyte]

Don't be that guy Earl... just don't...

[crippledalbino]

I think the best way to break up with someone is to just let the lease expire on an apartment, then move into your own place, make the other person move to another country, and eventually just start dividing everything in half once the green card arrives in the mail.
It's how I roll. If I ever have to break up with an American chick, I'm going to have no idea what to do with myself.

[LiddyRules]

i stay with the person until i can't stand the sight of them and let them talk me back into being with them again only to make me hate them more until finally i just tell them that i can't do it anymore and they dont' understand why and i'm afraid to hurt their feelings even though i wish they'd just get hit by a bus so i talk it over with them for 125 hours until i decide that i'll never date again.

Have you been talking to my chick? wow i thought my crazy broad was the only one who thought this way If my relationship ends, this is precisely how I see it going down.

[Chester'sLiver]

I think the best way to break up with someone is to just let the lease expire on an apartment, then move into your own place, make the other person move to another country, and eventually just start dividing everything in half once the green card arrives in the mail.
It's how I roll. If I ever have to break up with an American chick, I'm going to have no idea what to do with myself.

I leave a trail a skittles out the door and change the locks....If I ever date a skinny girl I will have no idea what to do though...

[dolemyte]

Why is Earl calling these chicks repeatedly if they aint even fucking? Reeks of desperation

[LiddyRules]

Why is Earl calling these chicks repeatedly if they aint even fucking? Reeks of desperation Some people feel more comfortable around girls/like girls as friends; nothing wrong with that.

[Ted the Poster]

This is about to turn into a man-hating board-day, isn't it?

When you all get older, you'll realize that love and romance are just a horribly cruel joke you play on yourself.
Or you'll be happy and well-adjusted. Whatever. :action-sm

[dolemyte]

Some people feel more comfortable around girls/like girls as friends; nothing wrong with that.


I agree to a point, but not to the point of calling them repeatedly like a lover...

[Danesy]

Later Buddays! See some of you in the replay.

[LiddyRules]

I agree to a point, but not to the point of calling them repeatedly like a lover... Well he's Earl.

[Chester'sLiver]

dang show went fast today.. C-YA!

[Ted the Poster]

I leave a trail a skittles out the door and change the locks....If I ever date a skinny girl I will have no idea what to do though...

Let's see...skittles....locks... I'm writing all this down.

[Arch Stanton]

And we get a giggle spahgetti ending to the show today.

[Chuck Schick]

take it sleazy buddays.

[crippledalbino]

When you all get older, you'll realize that love and romance are just a horribly cruel joke you play on yourself.
Or you'll be happy and well-adjusted. Whatever. :action-sm

Yeah.
I'm gonna trust YOUR judgment. The only thing I believe from all of your alleged experience is the bit about 'older.'

[krisko]

When you all get older, you'll realize that love and romance are just a horribly cruel joke you play on yourself.
Or you'll be happy and well-adjusted. Whatever. :action-sm

my money's on the former, just sayin' © copyright Hahhhhvey 2008

[Goober]

donk

[OxBabygirlxO]

Let's see...skittles....locks... I'm writing all this down.

i dont like skittles!

[crippledalbino]

Later, kids.
Off to the afterparty.

[Ted the Poster]

Yeah.
I'm gonna trust YOUR judgment. The only thing I believe from all of your alleged experience is the bit about 'older.'

my money's on the former, just sayin' © copyright Hahhhhvey 2008

Will these two EVER agree?

[crippledalbino]

Will these two EVER agree?
She blames the blacks and the democrats.
I blame Mobo, wherever that stupid fuck is.

[Ted the Poster]

She blames the blacks and the democrats.
I blame Mobo, wherever that stupid fuck is.

Well, she shouldn't have fucked so many blacks and democrats.

[DonTheTrucker]

are you two fucking around or serious? i hope its serious i wanna fight today!

Awwww thank you!

I think I'm already in a fight with Blue Heeler today, Don would have to make an appointment for tomorrow.

Heeler = speedbump for you.

You = speedbump for me. It's all relative.


I know, I'm 2 hours late. I was driving. Sue me.

[SOS]

I'm glad Fez is back.

:p