Ron & Fez Listening Thread - 5/13/08 - Day 2 of the New & Improved FEZZZZIE!

[Danesy]

Buddays!!!! :action-sm

[Goober]

:gh::piss

[Danesy]

:gh::piss

So Unnecessary .... :action-sm

:)

Break Time before the Buddays come on!!!

[krisko]

haiguise

[Pearce]

More Fez means less Dave means I listen. Howdy.

[Arch Stanton]

Howdy Buddays!!!

Happy Tuesday

[Goober]

More Fez means less Dave means I listen. Howdy.

His baby will change things for the better.

[KNUCKLEUP]

MEDICATION TIME.

http://joannacameron.com/cwspiral2.gif

[Tennessee Jed]

howdy all. love the fact that work gave me a pda. now I can listen to xm all day, and even post here from the shitter.
I wish we had smell-a-post enabled.
gimmie those ribs you.

[KNUCKLEUP]

i am sincerely enjoying this sarah jessica parker bit.

she's doing exactly what the boys would do.

[krisko]

lunch break before the buddays !

[Danesy]

More Fez means less Dave means I listen. Howdy.

Q-F-T!

I still listen, but tune out when it gets ridiclious :)

Howdy Buddays!!!

Happy Tuesday

ARCH!!!!

I'll be happier when it's Frideeeee!

His baby will change things for the better.

I certainly hope so .... :p

[Danesy]

lunch break before the buddays !

There goes Krisko ... stealing my "break before the buddays bit" :action-sm

[Chester'sLiver]

W00t for esd. Wackbag loves ESD!

[mikek]

W00t for esd. Wackbag loves ESD!

"whaa"

[Goober]

"whaa"
earth2

[Chuck Schick]

I was listening to the Boneyard last night. I'm pretty sure Crazed and Eddie Trunk are the same person. They sound EXACTLY alike.

[Goober]

ooo I like it when chester likes it when the show starts...


ooooo I also like taking my inno to fetch lunch

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Black Flag? Nicely done not-Earl

[Blue Heeler]

We're gonna ride the bull, ride the bull...

(Yes, I know it's rise above)

[Danesy]

I was listening to the Boneyard last night. I'm pretty sure Crazed and Eddie Trunk are the same person. They sound EXACTLY alike.

Not to mention Eddie Trunk has a man crush on Mike Piazza big time. When he was on here in NY Piazza was on his show every frickin' weekend!

[Blue Heeler]

Not to mention Eddie Trunk has a man crush on Mike Piazza big time. When he was on here in NY Piazza was on his show every frickin' weekend!

New York Pizza is overrated.

[Arch Stanton]

New York Pizza is overrated.

Where are you from? Ohhhhh

[Pearce]

Dave is gone!

[Arch Stanton]

Yeah, he's ready

[Danesy]

Where are you from? Ohhhhh

'Splains a lot don't it ..... :action-sm

[Blue Heeler]

Where are you from? Ohhhhh

Not Kentucky.

[Yeagmaster]

Dave is gone!

The day just keeps getting better!

[Puffy_McScrote]

You think Casey just realized the thing gestating inside her carries ESD's DNA and she doesn't want that mess to see the light of day?

[crippledalbino]

Good Afternoon, World.
I've arrived.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

if Casey has Julianna today, Dave ain't seeing any movies for a long time

Yeah, he's ready

hahahah

[Blue Heeler]

You think Casey just realized the thing gestating inside her carries ESD's DNA and she doesn't want that mess to see the light of day?

You should IF that in and make them turn it off...

[Puffy_McScrote]

You should IF that in and make them turn it off...

You're just mad because I took away your toy. :action-sm

[krisko]

There goes Krisko ... stealing my "break before the buddays bit" :action-sm

:(

i'm back!

[Wilmington WOW]

greatest song evaaaaaaaaaaah

[Blue Heeler]

You're just mad because I took away your toy. :action-sm

Words hurt.

[crippledalbino]

You should IF that in and make them turn it off...

You're just mad because I took away your toy. :action-sm
:popcorn:
fight! fight! fight!
:(

i'm back!

Welcome back.

[Danesy]

Good Afternoon, World.
I've arrived.

Thank GOD! Someone who doesn't hate me .... :action-sm

And who loves Boston!!! :p

[Blue Heeler]

And who loves Boston?

Nobody.

[Danesy]

Nobody.

:fight6:

[OxBabygirlxO]

hey everyone

[crippledalbino]

Thank GOD! Someone who doesn't hate me .... :action-sm

And who loves Boston!!! :p
Have we been on a Danesy hating kick lately?
Come sit on the Cripple Pervert's knee and tell me all about who's been bothering you.
Nobody.

Fuck off.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Hiya BG

underrated of all the fruits? Nathan Lane....

[krisko]

Thank GOD! Someone who doesn't hate me .... :action-sm

And who loves Boston!!! :p

i don't hate you
and i love boston (just not its sports teams ;))
:(

[crippledalbino]

hey everyone

Welcome to our fine thread, miss.
how goes?

[Save My Up's Dick]

New York Pizza is overrated.
Have fun with domino's, pizza hut, pappa johns and whatever other shit they call pizza down there. :action-sm

Where are you from? Ohhhhh
Exactly

Dave is gone!
More Fezzy= more gooder

[Chuck Schick]

Hiya BG

underrated of all the fruits? Nathan Lane....

Not by me.

[KNUCKLEUP]

THIS JUST IN:

FEZ MARIE WHATLEY DECLARES THE MANGO THE MOST UNDERRATED FRUIT.

[Danesy]

hey everyone

Hey BG .... :action-sm

[Jimmy's Dignity]

THIS JUST IN:

FEZ MARIE WHATLEY DECLARES THE MANGO THE MOST UNDERRATED FRUIT.

Kiwis reportedly enraged

[Yeagmaster]

Hiya BG

underrated of all the fruits? Nathan Lane....

That caught me off guard. Nice!

[crippledalbino]

i don't hate you
and i love boston (just not its sports teams ;))
:(

Don't worry, there's room on this big, spacious, well-heated bandwagon for ya.

[Wilmington WOW]

lemon party > mellon party

[Jimmy's Dignity]

lemon party > mellon party

of course it is...Carnagie Mellon is full of nerds


Honeydew is nice, but honeylope is better. I had a nice strawberry pie last night, but I'm a huge fan of pineapple

[crippledalbino]

THIS JUST IN:

FEZ MARIE WHATLEY DECLARES THE MANGO THE MOST UNDERRATED FRUIT.

Apparently, he prefers the Kumquat.

That's "Kumquat," folks.

Kumquat.

Peas Hode.

SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-CRASH!

[Save My Up's Dick]

Thank GOD! Someone who doesn't hate me .... :action-sm

And who loves Boston!!! :p

i don't hate you
and i love boston (just not its sports teams ;))
:(
X2

Don't hate you or Boston....just the Saux. :action-sm

[Yeagmaster]

The tomato just doesn't get enough credit for being a fruit.

[Danesy]

X2

Don't hate you or Boston....just the Saux. :action-sm

That saddens me. I USED to like you. :action-sm

[krisko]

my new favorite fruit

pluot

thats a plum + an apricot

fuckin' delicious

[Wilmington WOW]

of course it is...Carnagie Mellon is full of nerds




thornton mellon > carnegie mellon

http://www.ugo.com/images/galleries/stunts_games/backtoschool_th.jpg

[krisko]

awww

the best food i had in Europe was in Ireland.

fuckin' starvin!!

[crippledalbino]

The tomato just doesn't get enough credit for being a fruit.
Nor does the avocado.
my new favorite fruit

pluot

thats a plum + an apricot

fuckin' delicious

Is that a real thing, or a gigantic FAIL of some sort of witty word play?

[Chuck Schick]

my new favorite fruit

pluot

thats a plum + an apricot

fuckin' delicious


Conglomerated mulatto mongrel fruit! Both fruits will be destroyed!

[DonTheTrucker]

Good afternoon folks.

[krisko]

Nor does the avocado.


Is that a real thing, or a gigantic FAIL of some sort of witty word play?

no, it's actually a thing
http://www.growquest.com/Fruit%20trees%20-%20better%20plant/ho_kitchen_1.jpg

[crippledalbino]

Good afternoon folks.
Hey, speaking of unloved fruit...
no, it's actually a thing
http://www.growquest.com/Fruit%20trees%20-%20better%20plant/ho_kitchen_1.jpg

No shit.
Now I've learned something today.


That was "kumquat," folks.

"Kumquat."

[krisko]

i love fruit but i'm allergic to it :(

i eat it anyways and just carry and epi pen (sometimes)

[Wilmington WOW]

I wish aids on this caller

three sheets to the wind

and his laugh

[DonTheTrucker]

Hey, speaking of unloved fruit...

That's ok. Back to a previous subject, I don't mind Boston sports teams but I wish an earthquake would just get rid of everything above I-84. Civilization stops at the Rhode Island state line.

[krisko]

pluotfacttuesdee:

The pluot, like the aprium, is derived from the half-plum–half-apricot hybrid called the plumcot.

[Yeagmaster]

Muscadine wine = Hillbilly aphrodesiac

Love that stuff

[Wilmington WOW]

luv guava

[krisko]

i looooooooooove coconut

coconut is my underrated fruit.

[Wilmington WOW]

that caller really made lemonade out of lemons

[Blue Heeler]

Fruit Talk > Terrorist Talk

[KNUCKLEUP]

Kiwis reportedly enraged

:haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7:

[crippledalbino]

That's ok. Back to a previous subject, I don't mind Boston sports teams but I wish an earthquake would just get rid of everything above I-84. Civilization stops at the Rhode Island state line.
Nothing funnier than a good Mass Murder highway geography joke. Keep 'em coming, man!
i looooooooooove kumquat

kumquat is my underrated fruit.

Alright, I get it, enough already.

[Puffy_McScrote]

i looooooooooove coconut

coconut is my underrated fruit.

It's actually a seed and not a fruit.

[krisko]

i hate zman

[OxBabygirlxO]

Hiya BG

underrated of all the fruits? Nathan Lane....

Welcome to our fine thread, miss.
how goes?

Hey BG .... :action-sm

hi!!!!

i looooooooooove coconut

coconut is my underrated fruit.

im allergic to coconut ..... so if someone wants to kill me i just told you the secret!

[Blue Heeler]

Harry & David Pears are the bestest.

[OxBabygirlxO]

i hate zman

x2

[Wilmington WOW]

this sounds like the kind of hacky show that o&a bust on

"call in with your favorite fruit"

[krisko]

It's actually a seed and not a fruit.

well then coconut is my second favorite seed.

/kumquat joke

[Blue Heeler]

im allergic to coconut ..... so if someone wants to kill me i just told you the secret!

There goes my fantasy of rubbing warm coconut oil on you like Hulk Hogan does Brooke....

[OxBabygirlxO]

this sounds like the kind of hacky show that o&a bust on

"call in with your favorite fruit"

in my pants

[crippledalbino]

this sounds like the kind of hacky show that o&a bust on

"call in with your favorite fruit"

But we're all listening and totally enthralled.

[Danesy]

Harry & David Pears are the bestest.

Someone here at work got me a Harry & David basket for Admin's day ... the pears were awesome!

[OxBabygirlxO]

There goes my fantasy of rubbing warm coconut oil on you like Hulk Hogan does Brooke....

why did it have to be coconut?????

[Wilmington WOW]

in my pants

ha ha

[crippledalbino]

<-------------does. Not. Like. Banana.

[Blue Heeler]

Someone here at work got me a Harry & David basket for Admin's day ... the pears were awesome!

You have to eat them over a garbage can, they have to inject those bastards with water.

[KNUCKLEUP]

That was "kumquat," folks.

"Kumquat."
i looooooooooove kumquat

kumquat is my underrated fruit.

Alright, I get it, enough already.

lmfao!
pluotfacttuesdee:
Originally Posted by wiki
The pluot, like the aprium, is derived from the half-plum–half-apricot hybrid called the plumcot.

:icon_eek:!?
i hate zman

zman > craze

[mikek]

<-------------does. Not. Like. Banana.

Brings back the memories of ol' Uncle Whiskeybreath?

[OxBabygirlxO]

<-------------does. Not. Like. Banana.

love banana's

[Jimmy's Dignity]

a crazy girl wasn't even pleased by a train? :icon_eek: :icon_eek: :icon_eek:

[Blue Heeler]

why did it have to be coconut?????

I'm very specific with my fantasies...

http://www.drugs.com/images/pills/mtm/Benadryl%20Ultratab%2025%20mg.jpg

???

[DonTheTrucker]

love banana's

Bananas rule.

Proof lies within:

Click it. (http://www.blink-182.com)

[crippledalbino]

Brings back the memories of ol' Uncle Whiskeybreath?
Well yeah, it's either being rapaed by an uncle's banana weilding primate, OR maybe I just don't like the taste.
love banana's

We're so in a fight now. :fight6:

[KNUCKLEUP]

<-------------does. Not. Like. Banana.

but banana like yoo!

http://images.rockmnation.com/images/admin/its_peanut_butter_jelly_time_from_f.gif

[mikek]

i looooooooooove coconut

coconut is my underrated fruit.

http://www.centurynovelty.com/catImages/146-560_large.jpg

[OxBabygirlxO]

I'm very specific with my fantasies...

http://www.drugs.com/images/pills/mtm/Benadryl%20Ultratab%2025%20mg.jpg

???

if applied to my skin (ie sun tan lotion) i just break out in rashes if i eat or drink my throat closes up

so i guess im willing to have hives to please you ;)

[Blue Heeler]

Most underrated fruit:

Acai

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A%C3%A7a%C3%AD_Palm

[KNUCKLEUP]

Bananas rule.

Proof lies within:

Click it. (http://www.blink-182.com)

and a swing and a miss! :action-sm

[Chuck Schick]

Bananas are great. Banana flavored stuff is awful.

[Arch Stanton]

love banana's

Best post of the week

[crippledalbino]

I'm very specific with my fantasies...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f9/Kumquat-Crosssection.jpeg/769px-Kumquat-Crosssection.jpeg

???

I don't even know what that means.

[krisko]

lmfao!


:icon_eek:!?


zman > craze
yeah, you're right about that. doesn't take much though.

[Wilmington WOW]

love banana's

hawt

[Pearce]

on hold

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Grape Soda rules


and I'd totally mix Vodka & Grain in grape soda

[crippledalbino]

http://www.centurynovelty.com/catImages/146-560_large.jpg

I SOOOO almost picked up some of those when I was in Hawaii.
Uh...
Novelty gifts, of course.
:icon_redf

[OxBabygirlxO]

Well yeah, it's either being rapaed by an uncle's banana weilding primate, OR maybe I just don't like the taste.


We're so in a fight now. :fight6:

but i told you yesterday i love e-fighting!

Bananas are great. Banana flavored stuff is awful.

banana bread rules too!

[crippledalbino]

on hold

Can't wait for the hilarity!

[DonTheTrucker]

Way to play the cut radio version of the song, Earl.

[Goober]

The United States of Soulplane!:coold:

[OxBabygirlxO]

on hold

be good!

[Puffy_McScrote]

Bananas are great. Banana flavored stuff is awful.

Banana-flavored stuff tastes like the Cum of Jesus. Banana slurpees and banana laffy-taffy is what makes America Great.

[DonTheTrucker]

I SOOOO almost picked up some of those when I was in Hawaii.
Uh...
Novelty gifts, of course.
:icon_redf

They didn't have them in your size? 48 EE?

[Blue Heeler]

What's Earl's favorite Kool-Aid fruit flavor?

[Arch Stanton]

on hold

Pease hold

[KNUCKLEUP]

omg i want to make a shitty youtube video of obama and this song.

that's fucking hysterical to me.

[KNUCKLEUP]

WHERE DA WHITE WOMEN AT!?

[Jimmy's Dignity]

this video is much better with subtitles

[crippledalbino]

They didn't have them in your size? 48 EE?

Oh, I get it!!!
BECAUSE I'M FAT!!!!
Oh that Don, so quick with the zingers!

[krisko]

for the thoughts in my head:

WADDLE. DOODLE.

[KNUCKLEUP]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2006/10/dog151006_431x700.jpg

[Arch Stanton]

I SOOOO almost picked up some of those when I was in Hawaii.
Uh...
Novelty gifts, of course.
:icon_redf

As if they would cover your man boobs.....

[Goober]

I am checking my ammo, and I am getting ready for the race war.:action-sm

I am just not sure which side to take.

[Blue Heeler]

This is why Obama should NEVER be President.

Thanks Ronnie

[dolemyte]

Superman dat hoe...

Buddies

[KNUCKLEUP]

what in the fuck did they just play

[Arch Stanton]

for the thoughts in my head:

WADDLE. DOODLE.

Bone Dry...Snarlin's

[Wilmington WOW]

like chuck hagel

[Arch Stanton]

I am checking my ammo, and I am getting ready for the race war.:action-sm

RACE WAR

[OxBabygirlxO]

Oh, I get it!!!
BECAUSE I'M FAT!!!!
Oh that Don, so quick with the zingers!

how fat are you?

[krisko]

Superman dat hoe...

Buddies

you have the nerve to show your face in here when THAT is playing? :icon_eek:



you're brave :action-sm

[Chuck Schick]

Banana-flavored stuff tastes like the Cum of Jesus. Banana slurpees and banana laffy-taffy is what makes America Great.

Sorry, but cigarettes and slavery is what made America great. Enjoy your banana flavored Now and Laters.

[Danesy]

K, Break time, goin' to grab some lunch, back in a few buddays!

[crippledalbino]

Fuckin' Starvin'....

Earl? We got any Hood Rat back there?

[krisko]

like chuck hagle

:puke:



holy quick break

[OxBabygirlxO]

RACE WAR

im on goobers team!

[KNUCKLEUP]

I am checking my ammo, and I am getting ready for the race war.:action-sm

I am just not sure which side to take.

RACE WAR!!!

http://forbiddenplanet.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/Hillary%20obama%20south%20park.jpg

...oh wait, wrong show.

[Chester'sLiver]

W00t for esd. Wackbag loves ESD!

Wooooooooooooooooo lets hear an update..Wackbag needs an ESD update.WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!:D

[Jimmy's Dignity]

what in the fuck did they just playhttp://www.break.com/index/crazy-subway-girl.html

Deadbent sent me it with subtitles.....:haha7: :haha7:

.

[Wilmington WOW]

kids traveling show with Truckin - a song about doing blow

[crippledalbino]

how fat are you?

I'm so fat that when I sit around the house. I really sit AROUND the house.

*kneeslap*

[DonTheTrucker]

This is why Obama should NEVER be President.

Thanks Ronnie

Well that, and he's a fucking Socialist.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Wooooooooooooooooo lets hear an update..Wackbag needs an ESD update.WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!:D

you're still drunk from the Flyleaf concert, aren't you?

[OxBabygirlxO]

Wooooooooooooooooo lets hear an update..Wackbag needs an ESD update.WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!:D

WE GET IT YOU LIKE ESD!


heheheheehhehehe hey lovie

[Blue Heeler]

Oh, I get it!!!
BECAUSE I'M FAT!!!!
Oh that Don, so quick with the zingers!

how fat are you?

Just picture Robert Kelly....but before Guatemala.

[krisko]

Wooooooooooooooooo lets hear an update..Wackbag needs an ESD update.WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!:D

i like you
just sayin'
©

[dolemyte]

you have the nerve to show your face in here when THAT is playing? :icon_eek:



you're brave :action-sm


Im a minority posting on wackbag... im either brave or dumb:action-sm

How goes the job hunting in liberal-land (NYC)?

[Chester'sLiver]

you're still drunk from the Flyleaf concert, aren't you?
thats tonight..

WE GET IT YOU LIKE ESD!


heheheheehhehehe hey lovie

HI babygirl.. :action-sm I like ESD but I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVEEEEEE you. :icon_bigg

i like you
just sayin'
©

:icon_redf.....Thank you sweetness.

[Pearce]

dropped :(:(:(

[krisko]

Im a minority posting on wackbag... im either brave or dumb:action-sm

How goes the job hunting in liberal-land (NYC)?

i actually just interviewed in boston, i think it went well, i should hear back soon and i'll have to go back for more interviews (it was just a temp agency)

nyc and dc aren't interested in me, it appears :(

[Blue Heeler]

Im a minority posting on wackbag... im either brave or dumb:action-sm

How goes the job hunting in liberal-land (NYC)?

Well, kudos for using "dumb" and "liberal" in the same post.

[OxBabygirlxO]

HI babygirl.. :action-sm I like ESD but I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVEEEEEE you. :icon_bigg


well thats all that matetrs :) GTA tonight?

Just picture Robert Kelly....but before Guatemala.

hahahahhaha this made me laugh

[OxBabygirlxO]

Well, kudos for using "dumb" and "liberal" in the same post.

hahahahahha ok two in a row ;)

[Puffy_McScrote]

FWIW:
The crazy balloon on the train. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=5eXNClwV5AM)

[OxBabygirlxO]

nyc and dc aren't interested in me, it appears :(

what field?

[Blue Heeler]

i actually just interviewed in boston, i think it went well, i should hear back soon and i'll have to go back for more interviews (it was just a temp agency)

nyc and dc aren't interested in me, it appears :(

You should try for Atlanta, it's just like NYC...

lib dib

[dolemyte]

i actually just interviewed in boston, i think it went well, i should hear back soon and i'll have to go back for more interviews (it was just a temp agency)

nyc and dc aren't interested in me, it appears :(



Good luck, if my sistahs fuck wit you at work, let me know, i got cousins to handle that

[Chester'sLiver]

well thats all that matetrs :) GTA tonight?


oooooo id love to hun but I will be at a concert tonight.. :icon_mrgr

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahaha...I think that tag at the end of the Margaret Cho Unmasked ad was the same one as on Jimmy's

[crippledalbino]

Just picture Robert Kelly....but before Guatemala.
Oh, Heeler...
You're so fucking lucky I'm in a fight with BabyGirl right now, or I'd.... *shaking fist*
Im a minority posting on wackbag... im either brave or dumb:action-sm

How goes the job hunting in liberal-land (NYC)?

Yeah, it's a true sign of bravery to post anonymously on a messageboard with other anonymous race non-specific folks.

[Blue Heeler]

hahahahhaha this made me laugh

hahahahahha ok two in a row ;)

I'm gonna stop while I'm ahead then.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahahahaha...who made this?? Cause it fucking rules

[KNUCKLEUP]

lmfao, i just found myself dancing to this bill o'reilly song

[DonTheTrucker]

I'm gonna stop

Promise?

[Blue Heeler]

Oh, Heeler...
You're so fucking lucky I'm in a fight with BabyGirl right now, or I'd.... *shaking fist*

Watch it Crip or I'll fuck up your Myspace page like I did to Cokelogic's...

(It's fixed now)

edit: that was a joke for 2 people...

[mikek]

hahahahaha...who made this?? Cause it fucking rules

x2! Awesome.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

lmfao, i just found myself dancing to this bill o'reilly song

:gh: :gh: :gh: ?

[Chester'sLiver]

lmfao, i just found myself dancing to this bill o'reilly song
this is the only way I picture Sarah dancing...
:gh: :gh:


edit: fuck jd beat me!

[dolemyte]

Oh, Heeler...
You're so fucking lucky I'm in a fight with BabyGirl right now, or I'd.... *shaking fist*


Yeah, it's a true sign of bravery to post anonymously on a messageboard with other anonymous race non-specific folks.


Amid all the hurtful comments and racial zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz z

[DonTheTrucker]

Wow a horrible call finished off by a "punichin' out". Do these fucking 'seeds even know what show they're listening to?

[Goober]

You should try for Atlanta, it's just like NYC...

lib dib

except they have a lot of .... um.... um..... um..... southerners. :action-sm

[krisko]

what field?

i'm looking at editing, publishing, marketing, administrative, collections. anything really. i just need to get the fuck out of here.

[crippledalbino]

Watch it Crip or I'll fuck up your Myspace page like I did to Cokelogic's...

(It's fixed now)

edit: that was a joke for 2 people...
Heeler.
All your fucking jokes are for two people: You and Opie.
Amid all the hurtful comments and racial zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz z

We're hardcore, man.
I'm sorry if you can't handle just how fucking intense we all are.

[Yeagmaster]

Country Hip-hop.........no wait ......... Urban country music? A country sound talking about fucking your cousins in the hood.

[Puffy_McScrote]

i'm looking at editing, publishing, marketing, administrative, collections. anything really. i just need to get the fuck out of here.

Richmond has plenty of murders, racial tensions, and dangerous neighborhoods. Give it a look! It's like Atlanta, but without as many ways to get out.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

i'm looking at editing, publishing, marketing, administrative, collections. anything really. i just need to get the fuck out of here.

you left out "fisting"


Rock is dead. I know because Marilyn Manson told me so

[dolemyte]

Heeler.
All your fucking jokes are for two people: You and Opie.


We're hardcore, man.
I'm sorry if you can't handle just how fucking intense we all are.


Its better than working so eh.... You guys are pussy cats compared to the french i work for

[DonTheTrucker]

i just need to get the fuck out of here.

You say that now. Trust me, it's all the same. As long as you stay above the Mason Dixon Line.

[krisko]

there's no such thing as punk music anymore

[Puffy_McScrote]

Amid all the hurtful comments and racial zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz z

Ize tellz you whatchoo do. Gets right up in dey faces, smack 'em wit duh backa yo hand and say "You no business, born-insecure, junkyard MOTHERFUCKUH!"

*I fucking love the Dolemite movies*

[OxBabygirlxO]

i'm looking at editing, publishing, marketing, administrative, collections. anything really. i just need to get the fuck out of here.

ahhhh more finance here .... a few of my friends got into sport teams with their marketing degree, and they love it

[DonTheTrucker]

The future of music is a string of one hit wonders. No one artist is going to be allowed to get too big.

[Wilmington WOW]

we play both types of music
country and western

http://img459.imageshack.us/img459/6936/bobseu2.gif

[DonTheTrucker]

there's no such thing as punk music anymore

Sure there is. It was just all made in 1977.

[crippledalbino]

Can't wait for my pinstripe suit to be dusted off for the re-re-re-re-re-resurgence of Swing!

[Chuck Schick]

There's a million shitty bands out of Orange County. I'd probably call that a scene. A shit scene.

[krisko]

You say that now. Trust me, it's all the same. As long as you stay above the Mason Dixon Line.

you've obviously not lived in Wyoming, MI your whole life

[crippledalbino]

Rock is dead. I know because Dwayne Johnson told me so

What the fuck are you talking about?

[Goober]

You say that now. Trust me, it's all the same. As long as you stay above the Mason Dixon Line.

:icon_roll I was raised below that line, but I am indifferent to the issue.

[Wilmington WOW]

so cal ska had a cup of coffee in the late 90's


O-town brother

[dolemyte]

i really dont know new music anymore, gotta go strictly underground or back catalogue

[DonTheTrucker]

you've obviously not lived in Wyoming, MI your whole life

Well I grew up in York, PA. Moved to Maryland and Florida. I'm right back in York. Take that for what you will.

Of course I am moving again soon, thank god.

[Goober]

shutup hayseed. FU christians


I am a big Lions fan.... Not the team, but the animal that ate Christians

[krisko]

ahhhh more finance here .... a few of my friends got into sport teams with their marketing degree, and they love it
yeah but i have an English degree and a Political Science degree. i'm not so big on the foresight thing
Sure there is. It was just all made in 1977.

you know what i meant :(

there's no such thing as NEW punk music. and there was lots of it made after 1977

[Chuck Schick]

Christian rock? Bring on Stryper. The yellow and black attack baby.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

fuck Daughtry. He's getting played all over the place on Squizz, and they're running easy listening commercials featuring him

Die.

[Blue Heeler]

Git R Done Caller, Git R Done

[crippledalbino]

so cal ska had a cup of coffee in the late 90's


O-town brother

I had a cup of coffee this morning, but that doesn't mean I know how to emphasize a downbeat with a trumpet.

[krisko]

What the fuck are you talking about?

i hate you :haha7:

[crippledalbino]

Christian rock? Bring on Stryper. The yellow and black attack baby.

that's hack, man.
You need to go all out with Petra, baby!

[Danesy]

Ahhhh used to love Stryper.

[krisko]

Chevelle is a Christian rock band and they're pretty good

[Jimmy's Dignity]

What the fuck are you talking about?

if he wasn't dead to me before, he sure as shit is now

http://fetchblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/the-game-plan-top.jpg

[Chuck Schick]

My favorite Christian band:

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa204/dinodna7/sp709_Christian_Rock_HardAlbum_Cove.jpg

[Blue Heeler]

The future of music is Viking Metal:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=JFq2YJKYa-k

[crippledalbino]

<----used to do Christian Heavy Metal. Vengeance Rising, Tourniquet, Mortification.
<----Hardcore.
<----No no, really. Hardcore.
<----No, but seriously this time. Hardcore.


It was "Kumquats," folks.
I said "Kumquats."

[DonTheTrucker]

Chevelle is a Christian rock band and they're pretty good

:icon_eek::icon_eek:

I knew there was something about you that just wasn't right.

[Wilmington WOW]

http://www.bragster.com/data/picture/36002-britney_redbox.jpg

[Blue Heeler]

Chevelle is a Christian rock band and they're pretty good

Chevelle is great. Last album was completely awesome. Sometimes they sound just like TOOL.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Playboy losing money? Guess what kids...time to show that pink!

[Chester'sLiver]

Chevelle is a Christian rock band and they're pretty good

Flyleaf is also a Christian rock band and you wouldn't know it. Also Evanessence (however you spell that) is Christian rock. I don't like them but they are..

[krisko]

:icon_eek::icon_eek:

I knew there was something about you that just wasn't right.

you mean, besides the penis?

[krisko]

Chevelle is great. Last album was completely awesome. Sometimes they sound just like TOOL.

please don't blaspheme

[Jimmy's Dignity]

http://www.bragster.com/data/picture/36002-britney_redbox.jpg

yes, if she posed for Playboy (even now, as a mess) I would still purchase it:icon_eek::icon_eek:

I knew there was something about you that just wasn't right.you mean, besides the penis?

No, that's what's right....

[Blue Heeler]

you mean, besides the penis?

:clap: THREAD OVER. THREAD FUCKING OVER. :clap:

[DonTheTrucker]

http://www.bragster.com/data/picture/36002-britney_redbox.jpg

http://www.celebrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/britney-spears-custody-9-19-07.jpg

[KNUCKLEUP]

ed banger (http://www.myspace.com/edbangerrecords) is fucking awesome.

as is kitsune (http://www.myspace.com/maisonkitsune) and dfa (http://www.myspace.com/dfarecords) (which happens to be lcd soundsystem's label, which happens to be part of the intro to the ron and fez show).

jus' sayin'.

[OxBabygirlxO]

http://www.bragster.com/data/picture/36002-britney_redbox.jpg

ill admit it i loveeeeeeed that video

[DonTheTrucker]

As long as none of you say that Venom is Christian rock, I guess I'll be ok.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I used to have Playboy TV...a lot of the time they show plain ol' porno just minus the cumshots. So it's like hotel porn....a ripoff :(

[DonTheTrucker]

ill admit it i loveeeeeeed that video

Careful way out on that limb.... ;)

[OxBabygirlxO]

As long as none of you say that Venom is Christian rock, I guess I'll be ok.

venom is christian rock ..... teehee

[krisko]

ill admit it i loveeeeeeed that video

my friend and i used to know the dance and practice it

[Wilmington WOW]

Hgtv Pac Hgtc Pac

[Blue Heeler]

oh great, the muslim is on the show today...

[OxBabygirlxO]

Careful way out on that limb.... ;)

i went to an all girl catholic highscool .... i always played dress up and did the video!!!!!!! ........





ok not really

[krisko]

oooh

trading spaces!

[Goober]

my friend and i used to know the dance and practice it
Hot

[Wilmington WOW]

Flip this house

[krisko]

Hgtv Pac Hgtc Pac

:haha7::haha7:

[Save My Up's Dick]

you mean, besides the penis?
See I knew you were a guy! :action-sm

Great, a fargo sounding tranny. :icon_mrgr

[Puffy_McScrote]

my friend and i used to know the dance and practice it

Video or it didn't happen. :D

[Yeagmaster]

i went to an all girl catholic highscool .... i always played dress up and did the video!!!!!!! ........





ok not really

OK. Everyone take a moment to visualize. kidding or not, still take the moment

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Flip this house

preferably off a cliff in China...

[DonTheTrucker]

my friend and i used to know the dance and practice it

Hot

Who saw THAT coming?!?!?

[Danesy]

My sister watches that shitty Rachel Ray cooking show "30 minute meals" every fuckin' day .... it sucks.

[OxBabygirlxO]

OK. Everyone take a moment to visualize. kidding or not, still take the moment

maybe a lil fuckign around ;)

[Jimmy's Dignity]

http://www.gamerevolution.com/images/misc/Image/hogan_knows_best.jpg


Does he? Does he really?

[Wilmington WOW]

the girl wont stop growing - lol

[Chester'sLiver]

ill admit it i loveeeeeeed that video

I'll admit it..Id love to see you remake that video...;)

[Puffy_McScrote]

My sister watches that shitty Rachel Ray cooking show "30 minute meals" every fuckin' day .... it sucks.

Your sister is part of the problem.
Rachel Ray is the pudgy annoying cunt that went to frat parties, would say she's soooooo drunk, and get happily passed from guy to guy.

[OxBabygirlxO]

I'll admit it..Id love to see you remake that video...;)

get the video camera and its a promise ..... i love making an ass out of myself !!!!!


smoke break brb

[Goober]

Who saw THAT coming?!?!?

everyone

[Blue Heeler]

I'll admit it..Id love to see you remake that video...;)

It better not be XBOX exclusive!

[Wilmington WOW]

luv ronnie's impression of a woman raised it alabama and then moved to wisconsin

[crippledalbino]

<----met Julia Child once before she died

Hey look, everyone, I've got something to contribute!

:(
...no I don't.

[dolemyte]

Loved when Flay beat the chick that made 'the best' mac and cheese... Only time i rooted for him. She was annoying

[Save My Up's Dick]

Your sister is part of the problem.
Rachel Ray is the pudgy annoying cunt that went to frat parties, would say she's soooooo drunk, and get happily passed from guy to guy.
What's wrong with that???

Chubby girls need love too. :action-sm

[Chester'sLiver]

get the video camera and its a promise ..... i love making an ass out of myself !!!!!


smoke break brb

I will buy a camera today. And AF better be in on this..:icon_mrgr

[Puffy_McScrote]

What's wrong with that???

Chubby girls need love too. :action-sm

Oh, I'm sure I would have been in line for my turn, don't get me wrong. I think she was the fat chick with no tits.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Rachel Ray is the pudgy annoying cunt that went to frat parties, would say she's soooooo drunk, and get happily passed from guy to guy.

you say it like it's a bad thing....

[crippledalbino]

I will but a camera today. And AF better be in on this..:icon_mrgr

Hey look, folks, I need to only add one letter to make this an amazingly gay post. I won't do it, though. The typo is funnier.

[DonTheTrucker]

I'll just say this. I'd pink sock Rachel Ray every day of the week, and twice on Sunday.

[dolemyte]

Your sister is part of the problem.
Rachel Ray is the pudgy annoying cunt that went to frat parties, would say she's soooooo drunk, and get happily passed from guy to guy.


God, i miss college

[DonTheTrucker]

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g60/dwcarpenter151/MeandEarl.jpg

I don't know what they're talking about with Earl.

[krisko]

I'll just say this. I'd pink sock Rachel Ray every day of the week, and twice on Sunday.

i'd give her a black eye every day or the week and twice on sunday. yech

:puke:

she's fat with little cherry tomato tits. :puke:

[crippledalbino]

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g60/dwcarpenter151/MeandEarl.jpg

I don't know what they're talking about with Earl.

Oooh OOOohhh ooooh!!!!
Is this one of those 'separated at birth' pictures?!?

[krisko]

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g60/dwcarpenter151/MeandEarl.jpg

I don't know what they're talking about with Earl.

he actually tried nto to take a picture with me but i was rude and made him. ha.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I ate at Mesa Grill out in Vegas. Very tasty stuff

[LiddyRules]

Liddy!

[Blue Heeler]

Oooh OOOohhh ooooh!!!!
Is this one of those 'separated at birth' pictures?!?

More like, seperated at prison.

[krisko]

http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee189/kriskobaby/P2230052.jpg

[Jimmy's Dignity]

i'd give her a black eye every day or the week and twice on sunday. yech

:puke:

she's fat with little cherry tomato tits. :puke:

cherry tomato tits? I've never thought about that...I bet she does have puffy nips, but her tits are bigger than cherry tomatos...

[krisko]

Liddy!

where???

oh hiii liddy :D

[Danesy]

Bobby Flay is married to that chick that played a DA on Law & Order. Stephanie March (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0545335/)

[Pearce]

Earl has the second biggest jaw in radio next to Scott Shannon.

[krisko]

how about fuckin' Transformers?

holy shit...they had to made sure and get the brand of each and every GM car and if it wasn't a GM car they took off any markings that would indicate that.

[Puffy_McScrote]

i'd give her a black eye every day or the week and twice on sunday. yech

:puke:

she's fat with little cherry tomato tits. :puke:

Amen. Without copious amounts of booze I wouldn't be able to even begin thinking about the possibility of penetrating her.

[krisko]

cherry tomato tits? I've never thought about that...I bet she does have puffy nips, but her tits are bigger than cherry tomatos...

just barely

[OxBabygirlxO]

It better not be XBOX exclusive!

wackbag exclusive!

I will buy a camera today. And AF better be in on this..:icon_mrgr

af is a def .... but we need more dancers!

Liddy!

LIDDY!!!!!

[crippledalbino]

Liddy!

What up, Liddy?
How goes for ya?

[Blue Heeler]

how about fuckin' Transformers?

The original metal ones or the plastics new ones? Either way, that's hot.

[blotto98]

Bobby Flay is married to that chick that played a DA on Law & Order. Stephanie March (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0545335/)

ohhhhh, she's hot. he's a douche. nice couple

[Wilmington WOW]

Toronto Raptors


movie
basketball team
movie sequel

[DonTheTrucker]

af is a def .... but we need more dancers!

Does AF know you're signing her up for dancing? She never struck me as the dancing type.

[krisko]

:(

[Wilmington WOW]

the movie where the plane crashes into the Hard Rock casino in vegas

[OxBabygirlxO]

Does AF know you're signing her up for dancing? She never struck me as the dancing type.

its easy .... ill just get her drunk .... the same thing i do when i wanna r*@*p*e her

[Chuck Schick]

The worst product placement ever was in Back to the Future. I see those damn Peabody Pine Tree Breeding Farms everywhere.

[Chester'sLiver]

af is a def .... but we need more dancers!



We should get dean and franklin to shoot it.. We find some more dancers and I just want a producing credit...:icon_cool

[blotto98]

the movie where the plane crashes into the Hard Rock casino in vegas

Con Air

[Save My Up's Dick]

how about fuckin' Transformers?

holy shit...they had to made sure and get the brand of each and every GM car and if it wasn't a GM car they took off any markings that would indicate that.

:(
We all heard you....you're getting very good at hanging up the phone.:action-sm

[DonTheTrucker]

Best product placement in a movie: Return of the Killer Tomatoes.

[OxBabygirlxO]

omg that new mike meyers movie looks horrible ........ i didnt laugh once at the preview

[DonTheTrucker]

its easy .... ill just get her drunk .... the same thing i do when i wanna r*@*p*e her

Good point, good point. You do have her wearing open toed shoes these days even.

Miss skate shoe wearing AF, she was the bessst.....

[MilkmanDan]

http://img380.imageshack.us/img380/5378/zycvb7.jpg

Official Product of the Wackbag Listening thread, Zyclon-B !

[blotto98]

ET- Reeses Pieces?

M&M's turned them down, by the way

[DonTheTrucker]

http://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/uploads/royal-fail.jpg

[Wilmington WOW]

the thing I hate is when they have the pepsi play of the game

in the third quarter of a 10 - 10 game

[Danesy]

http://img380.imageshack.us/img380/5378/zycvb7.jpg

Official Product of the Wackbag Listening thread, Zyclon-B !

Or in my world, "lil Red X"

:(

[Wilmington WOW]

It was McDougals you fucking hayseed.

fail

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/ee/McDowellsFacade.jpg

[DonTheTrucker]

fail

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/ee/McDowellsFacade.jpg

Then what movie was McDougals?

[Goober]

Then what movie was McDougals?

Coming to America

[Danesy]

It was McDougals you fucking hayseed.

Wow ....

Now say you are sorry ..... :icon_roll

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/ee/McDowellsFacade.jpg

[LiddyRules]

omg that new mike meyers movie looks horrible ........ i didnt laugh once at the preview I thought the preview was pretty funny. When he has the silly accent and he's talking about sex. I think it looks terrific.

Who knows, maybe it will be solid. Wayne's World and Austin Powers were very good comedies. And I even liked Axe Murderer, his only movie where he looked normal.

[Wilmington WOW]

Look...me and the McDonald's people got this little misunderstanding. See, they're McDonald's...I'm McDowell's. They got the Golden Arches, mine is the Golden Arcs. They got the Big Mac, I got the Big Mick. We both got two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles and onions, but their buns have sesame seeds. My buns have no seeds.

[Wilmington WOW]

Coming to America

are you fucking kidding me?

[blotto98]

fail

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/ee/McDowellsFacade.jpg

DAMN! you posted a picture to prove he was wrong before I could even type in the correction. That's good work fella.

[Danesy]

Damn!!! WOW beat me to it .... :(

[OxBabygirlxO]

I thought the preview was pretty funny. When he has the silly accent and he's talking about sex. I think it looks terrific.

Who knows, maybe it will be solid. Wayne's World and Austin Powers were very good comedies. And I even liked Axe Murderer, his only movie where he looked normal.

ahhhh i dunno i just sat there in disgust and was like how is this funny

[Goober]

are you fucking kidding me?

I am not really paying attention. what?

[DonTheTrucker]

It makes me Crazed to die of a massive heart attack?


Can we hope?

[OxBabygirlxO]

ewwww this must be the worst song ever ... if you even call it that

[Chuck Schick]

It makes me Crazed to sound exactly like Eddie Trunk.

[LiddyRules]

It makes me Crazed to die of a massive heart attack?


Can we hope? I pray every night for his death. I pray every night for the deaths of a lot of people.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

yikes...as soon as I heard "It makes me Crazed" I changed the channel

[Goober]

I pray every night for his death. I pray every night for the deaths of a lot of people.

x2

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I pray every night for his death. I pray every night for the deaths of a lot of people.

aka the "Who's Drinking NOW and what" crew :( :drunk:

[Wilmington WOW]

"maybe the crazed bit should not go on for an hour and a half"
I dont know ron, you managed to milk it for 2 shows

[MilkmanDan]

I'm going to be one pissed off old fucker.

[DonTheTrucker]

I pray every night for his death. I pray every night for the deaths of a lot of people.

I'm fairly sure that the fact that your prayer hasn't been answered proves that God has a sick sense of humor and is a cruel fuck.

[OxBabygirlxO]

I pray every night for his death. I pray every night for the deaths of a lot of people.

x2

i pray everynight that you two live happy and healthy lives

[Wilmington WOW]

this was on the home page of msn - lol

Tortellini with Garlic Sage Butter Sauce - 4 Servings
one one serving for soon to be leaving the show guy

[DonTheTrucker]

i pray everynight that you two live happy and healthy lives

I'm fairly sure that the fact that your prayer hasn't been answered proves that God has a sick sense of humor and is a cruel fuck.

Interesting. My post works on both levels.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

"maybe the crazed bit should not go on for an hour and a half"
I dont know ron, you managed to milk it for 2 shows
so glad I missed those gems
i pray everynight that you two live happy and healthy lives
and for Liddy, that in and of itself, is the cruelest punishment of all....

[LiddyRules]

i pray everynight that you two live happy and healthy lives I think she thinks we're...special friends.

[Danesy]

I'm going to be one pissed off old fucker.

Cause you are soooooo jovial now :action-sm

[Chester'sLiver]

I think the reason wackbag is so upset is because we have not gotten an ESD update.. I mean with no ESD wackbag is not a happy place.. he is our hero

[Yeagmaster]

Young people are pissed because the future looks like shit!

Old people are pissed because the future looks like shit and they wasted the first part of their life.

[krisko]

aka the "Who's Drinking NOW and what" crew :( :drunk:
:(
<---- i'm part of that crew
liddy, you want me dead?
rude!
I'm going to be one pissed off old fucker.
i'd be pissed too if i was fucking old people.

wait, i think i read your post wrong.


smooooke break :D

[Chuck Schick]

Get busy living or get busying dying. Thats what I always say.

[LiddyRules]

How many times has Ron uttered those words ("But are you living?") on air? It has to be more than any other radio show in the history of radio.

[MilkmanDan]

Young people are pissed because the future looks like shit!

Old people are pissed because the future looks like shit and they wasted the first part of their life.

You're breaking the rule about actually making points here. But hmm...

[Jimmy's Dignity]

:(
<---- i'm part of that crew

I am too...just I only have 428 posts in that thread, as opposed to your 1,000+

[Mobo]

Get busy living or get busying dying. Thats what I always say.

You stink at philosophy.

[crippledalbino]

How many times has Ron uttered those words ("But are you living?") on air? It has to be more than any other radio show in the history of radio.

With a close second being Wolfman Jack on his "Call in if you might be a Zombie" segment.

[DonTheTrucker]

Get busy living or get busying dying. Thats what I always say.

Goddamn right.

http://www.no-treason.com/images/uploads/freeman1.jpg

[Blue Heeler]

Turn Up Your Radios Now

[crippledalbino]

You stink at philosophy.

And you stink at making appearances.
Join our welcome thread.
www.wackbag.com/somethingclever/welcomethread.htm (http://wherethebluefuckhaveyoubeen.com)

[DonTheTrucker]

Brazillian Julie didn't whisper her call this time. What is the world coming to?

[Chuck Schick]

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. Thats what I always say.

[LiddyRules]

:(
<---- i'm part of that crew
liddy, you want me dead?
Of course not! I said "a lot" not "all." You're one of the few who will survive. In the breeding colony.

[DonTheTrucker]

I don't know about that. My kid was pretty happy when she popped out. She was a happy baby in general.

[LiddyRules]

And then it merged with the preacher from 7th Heaven and then they fought Ricardo Montelban.

[OxBabygirlxO]

Brazillian Julie didn't whisper her call this time. What is the world coming to?

hahahahhaa i thought that it was just me that noticed that

[Pearce]

on hold

[Wilmington WOW]

80 - 20 rule


it applies to almost everything

[DonTheTrucker]

Mike the Teacher is pretty much saying that 80% of the world is shit flinging savages.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I dislike when Mike the Teacher talks about the Haves and Have-nots. It almost makes me feel guilty.

then I look at my glorious skin and praise Jesus that I was born White & American :D

[Yeagmaster]

You're breaking the rule about actually making points here. But hmm...


THAT'S why I am pissed. I am starting to make actual fucking points.

I am getting old. Somebody stop me before I start making sense too!

[DonTheTrucker]

hahahahhaa i thought that it was just me that noticed that

Oh no....I'm a nitpicking asshole.

[LiddyRules]

As man gets more civilized he gets more problems. The more informed you get the more problems you get. Those people are closer to an animal nature than we are. We've gotten culture, we've gotten civilization and with its benefits comes its faults. But most people in civilized lands face the same personal and philosophical issues. And I guess I'd rather have that.

I'm not making any sense.

[OxBabygirlxO]

Oh no....I'm a nitpicking asshole.

i knew i liked you ;)

[mikek]

LOL of the day: I was just at Lowes, and an employee was backing up a forklift (hence making the 'beep' 'beep' sound).

I immediately started saying to myself "Here comes the faildozer!", then broke out in laughter. Said Lowes employee gave me a look like I was nuts.

[Wilmington WOW]

As man gets more civilized he gets more problems. The more informed you get the more problems you get. Those people are closer to an animal nature than we are. We've gotten culture, we've gotten civilization and with its benefits comes its faults. But most people in civilized lands face the same personal and philosophical issues. And I guess I'd rather have that.

I'm not making any sense.

or
mo money
mo problems

[Chuck Schick]

This caller just set the "intermittently" record.

[Puffy_McScrote]

Life, death, haves, have-nots, meh.
I just wanna know if Casey's vagina has vomited forth the Spawn of Dave.

[crippledalbino]

LOL of the day: I was just at Lowes, and an employee was backing up a forklift (hence making the 'beep' 'beep' sound).

I immediately started saying to myself "Here comes the faildozer!", then broke out in laughter. Said Lowes employee gave me a look like I was nuts.

You ARE nuts, you dope.
Heh.
But I'd laugh too, not gonna lie.

[MilkmanDan]

As man gets more civilized he gets more problems. The more informed you get the more problems you get. Those people are closer to an animal nature than we are. We've gotten culture, we've gotten civilization and with its benefits comes its faults. But most people in civilized lands face the same personal and philosophical issues. And I guess I'd rather have that.

I'm not making any sense.

Actually it makes perfect sense. Look at how happy Tards are. The party does end after college though (not retard college). De-evolution in effect

[Yeagmaster]

Ignorance rules!

There is something to be said for getting kicked in the head by a mule. You may drool but you always have that happy clueless look on your face.

[mikek]

I just wanna know if Casey's vagina has vomited forth the Spawn of Dave.

Definitely NOT hot.

[DonTheTrucker]

Life, death, haves, have-nots, meh.
I just wanna know if Casey's vagina has vomited forth the Spawn of Dave.

I didn't hear the beginning of the show, but it usually takes more than 3 hours to have a kid. So I'm sure we won't hear anything before the end of the show.

[Friday]

LOL of the day: I was just at Lowes, and an employee was backing up a forklift (hence making the 'beep' 'beep' sound).

I immediately started saying to myself "Here comes the faildozer!", then broke out in laughter. Said Lowes employee gave me a look like I was nuts.

:hahaha:

[DonTheTrucker]

(not retard college)

http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Acres/1993/bigal1logo.gif

?

[Yeagmaster]

I didn't hear the beginning of the show, but it usually takes more than 3 hours to have a kid. So I'm sure we won't hear anything before the end of the show.

Could be Braxton Hicks. Don't know if I spelled that right.

Doesn't matter. ESD probably thinks Braxton Hicks is Pepper's cousin.

[LiddyRules]

I agree. I do focus on my own problems and that doesn't make me a bad person. I don't care about the starving kid in Africa nor do I care about the starving kid in Arkansas. Am I callous? Sure. But I don't feel a need to apologize for that.

[Wilmington WOW]

cliche alert cliche alert


all politics is local

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Life, death, haves, have-nots, meh.
I just wanna know if Casey's vagina has vomited forth the Spawn of Dave.

Definitely NOT hot.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/713FFT2YGTL._SL500_AA240_.gif

fucking hated that biology class. To quote Todd Shuttleworth who was sitting next to me, "UGH...it looks like a fucking Saint Bernard trying to get through a doggy door"

[DonTheTrucker]

I agree. I do focus on my own problems and that doesn't make me a bad person. I don't care about the starving kid in Africa nor do I care about the starving kid in Arkansas. Am I callous? Sure. But I don't feel a need to apologize for that.

Funny thing is, if everyone in the world were like you we'd all be better. It's the people who don't care about themselves that screws the whole equation up.

[Pearce]

And dropped again

[DonTheTrucker]

cliche alert cliche alert


all politics is local

Vote with your wallet?

[Danesy]

OK, I had to add this ... when I am at my BF's house, he makes me do the SAME FUCKING THING!!! We always unplug the toaster oven or coffee machine after using it ... :)

[TheTruth]

The biggest source of stress for me, which leads to being unhappy, is not having enough money. And it isn't having so much money to be able to buy lots of things but so I'm not scraping by each month.

[crippledalbino]

And dropped again

FAIL

[Wilmington WOW]

http://www.wilsonart.com/design/images/statement/may07/idea1.jpg

[LiddyRules]

I love the lettering on old timey objects. And I don't know why anyone would buy a toaster instead of a toaster oven. You can't toast a muffin in a toaster oven

[mikek]

OK, I had to add this ... when I am at my BF's house, he makes me do the SAME FUCKING THING!!! We always unplug the toaster oven or coffee machine after using it ... :)


http://galvanized.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/mr-worry-a-story-about-ocd.jpg

[Pearce]

FAIL

Yes, I'm a perpetual zero.

[Wilmington WOW]

opie is amazed at a device that turns business cards into data in your outlook

lglg lglglg

[dolemyte]

I agree. I do focus on my own problems and that doesn't make me a bad person. I don't care about the starving kid in Africa nor do I care about the starving kid in Arkansas. Am I callous? Sure. But I don't feel a need to apologize for that.


QFT, and a late wassup Liddy....

[LiddyRules]

I want a typewriter. Not an electric one but one of those old school ones. They're just very expensive though and the refill cartridges probably are too.

[Chuck Schick]

Dry erase boards suck. Those markers are ALWAYS dried out.

[Blue Heeler]

Nobody ever got high off chalkdust....can't say the same for markers.

[Friday]

http://www.wilsonart.com/design/images/statement/may07/idea1.jpg

Dyson?

I have one!

http://onproductmanagement.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/dyson.jpg

[crippledalbino]

I want a typewriter. Not an electric one but one of those old school ones. They're just very expensive though and the refill cartridges probably are too.

And I always hated how the keys would get stuck together if they were hit too close together, but there is something magical about those long brass sticks swinging up and typing a letter on a nice white page.

[Goober]

I have a vaccum cleaner Mr B would love. Its a old puke green Hoover canister vacuum. After 35 years it caught on fire the other day. I have since ordered a new vacuum.

[mikek]

I want a typewriter. Not an electric one but one of those old school ones. They're just very expensive though and the refill cartridges probably are too.

$20 on ebay
http://i21.ebayimg.com/04/i/000/ef/96/1cdf_2.JPG
http://cgi.ebay.com/Vintage-Collectible-ROYAL-Portable-Typewriter_W0QQitemZ250246202507QQihZ015QQcategory Z25326QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

[crippledalbino]

Dyson?

I have one!

http://www.aolcdn.com/red_galleries/teeth-mike-tyson-400a071807.jpg

Do you hab a code?

[DonTheTrucker]

I want a typewriter. Not an electric one but one of those old school ones. They're just very expensive though and the refill cartridges probably are too.

They use those old reel to reel type ribbons. I'm sure they're pretty hard to come by, but probably not that expensive.

And that caller is right. Old film cameras are the best.

http://dpnow.com/images/pentax-k1000.jpg

Best camera EVAR.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

my parents still have my grandmother's old adding machine...I used to play with that all the time

[krisko]

I am too...just I only have 428 posts in that thread, as opposed to your 1,000+
i'm a drunkard and a post whore, what can i say?
You stink at philosophy.

:jump

[dolemyte]

Got a really old film projector at my moms crib... Fun to watch old films on that

[mikek]

i'm a drunkard and a post whore, what can i say?


don't make ya a bad person

[Chuck Schick]

Nothing wakes me up better than an old wind up alarm clock.

[crippledalbino]

my parents still have my grandmother's old adding machine...I used to play with that all the time

I used to play with my grandfather's old microfiche machine, but I would get little pieces of sticks and dirt and stuff to use it like a big microscope.
And then I broke it by smooshing a big stick in it. I was a lousy toddler.

[Wilmington WOW]

these guys never heard of central vac?

[DonTheTrucker]

i'm a drunkard and a post whore, what can i say?

I'd start with a nice "I'm sorry" to your parents.

[krisko]

arch vos!

[LiddyRules]

And I always hated how the keys would get stuck together if they were hit too close together, but there is something magical about those long brass sticks swinging up and typing a letter on a nice white page. And the sound? Wonderful.

[Blue Heeler]

Every time you play an ivory keyed piano, an elephant cries.

[mikek]

Arch REPRESENT!

[Chuck Schick]

Piano's? Maybe someone could call them...

[crippledalbino]

Every time you play an ivory keyed piano, an elephant cries.

Good.
Long live donkeys.

[MilkmanDan]

Yes, I'm a perpetual zero.

Nah you got in on the Lazlow show then beat yourself up on the listening thread.

[krisko]

Good.
Long live donkeys.

we're not friends anymore. :icon_evil

[Jimmy's Dignity]

note to Pearce....don't say you're on hold, just do it

Arch Vos wins again

[LiddyRules]

And that caller is right. Old film cameras are the best.

http://dpnow.com/images/pentax-k1000.jpg

Best camera EVAR. I was in a radioshack and they had this digital picture frame where you can put a punch of your pictures on through a memory card and it goes through them. Looking at all those fake digital people, it just felt so cold and inhuman to me. And film looks better than digital anyway.

Speaking of old v. new. A used bookstore will always kick the ass of any Borders or Barnes and Nobles. The feel of an old, slightly weathered book pwns new book.

Old cars > new cars. And old suits > new suits.

[crippledalbino]

we're not friends anymore. :icon_evil

:icon_eek:
You're back?
You weren't supposed to see that.