Ron and Fez Listening thread 5/14/2008 What's the Surprise????

[crippledalbino]

Good Morning, World.

[Arch Stanton]

And Albino with the thread today!!!

Howdy Buddays!

[Friday]

I don't think Casey had her bambino yet, as she is logged on over at .net..... poor girl.
That can't be comfortable.

In other news.... hiya buddays!

I am feeling anxious, but renewed today. Though I do wish I could spend a week at Four Winds like Fezzie..... *sigh*

[Arch Stanton]

I don't think Casey had her bambino yet, as she is logged on over at .net..... poor girl.
That can't be comfortable.

In other news.... hiya buddays!

I am feeling anxious, but renewed today. Though I do wish I could spend a week at Four Winds like Fezzie..... *sigh*

Hiya, how is the job thing going?

[crippledalbino]

And Albino with the thread today!!!

Howdy Buddays!
That's right, now *I* get to be the taggot today. I sure hope I don't abuse it.
Hey there, Arch! How goes for ya?
I don't think Casey had her bambino yet, as she is logged on over at .net..... poor girl.
That can't be comfortable.

In other news.... hiya buddays!

I am feeling anxious, but renewed today. Though I do wish I could spend a week at Four Winds like Fezzie..... *sigh*

Good morning to ya, Miss.

[Goober]

I am feeling anxious, but renewed today. Though I do wish I could spend a week at Four Winds like Fezzie..... *sigh*

We could be roommates!:action-sm

[krisko]

hiya buddays

[mikek]

http://superphly.com/ayers.jpg

[Friday]

That's right, now *I* get to be the taggot today. I sure hope I don't abuse it.
.

well, your first tag is self-serving and wholly unrelated to the show.
i guess you are living up to your title!

Hiya, how is the job thing going?

ha.

*sigh*

[flyerfan116]

hiya buddays

[crippledalbino]

well, your first tag is self-serving and wholly unrelated to the show.
i guess you are living up to your title!

'god of 42nd street'? "whaa"
Maybe when the show actually STARTS, some real tags can go in there.

[crippledalbino]

hiya buddays

Morning to ya.

[Friday]

'god of 42nd street'? "whaa"


TAGGOT.

[krisko]

well, your first tag is self-serving and wholly unrelated to the show.
i guess you are living up to your title!




i think, at this point, we can all agree the the tags are an EPIC FAIL

[Blue Heeler]

WHAT WHAT WHAT?!

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/living/2008/05/13/vanmarsh.uk.record.painting.cnn

[krisko]

TAGGOT.

TAGGOPHOBE!!

[Blue Heeler]

btw, listened to about half your podcast and I really zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzz

[krisko]

WHAT WHAT WHAT?!

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/living/2008/05/13/vanmarsh.uk.record.painting.cnn

what is it? i can't watch video at work

[krisko]

btw, listened to about half your podcast and I really zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzz

at least we can't call you unoriginal ;p

[Blue Heeler]

what is it? i can't watch video at work

Very fat woman posed nude for a painting, the "hair down there" is cringe inducing.

[crippledalbino]

btw, listened to about half your podcast and I really zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzz

Hey, thanks man, that's funny, I hope that you IF that gem to me, and I'll read it on the next podcast.

[Blue Heeler]

at least we can't call you unoriginal ;p

Crip's overuse of the word "fucking" is funny, plus Ms. Krisko being plastered is entertaining. Just how gay is Crip? :icon_lol:

[Blue Heeler]

Hey, thanks man, that's funny, I hope that you IF that gem to me, and I'll read it on the next podcast.

So you haven't checked your email yet? hmph...

[krisko]

Crip's overuse of the word "fucking" is funny, plus Ms. Krisko being plastered is entertaining. Just how gay is Crip? :icon_lol:

ha! you could tell?
(that i was drunk, i think it's obvious that crip is gay)

[crippledalbino]

Crip's overuse of the word "fucking" is funny, plus Ms. Krisko being plastered is entertaining. Just how gay is Crip? :icon_lol:

So you haven't checked your email yet? hmph...

Not at work.
However, if the next podcast won't be for a few weeks, it won't actually be INSTANT. Heh.
And I'm not gay. I just love the cock.
Wait, what?

[Pearce]

I wonder what today's topic will be, call in with your favorite high school?

[Ted the Poster]

Howdy, WackTag.

[crippledalbino]

Howdy, WackTag.

Hey, that's funny, you should IF that.
Wait, shit.
That joke is too short.
Fuck, wait a minute, what's your bit again?

[Ted the Poster]

Hey, that's funny, you should IF that.
Wait, shit.
That joke is too short.
Fuck, wait a minute, what's your bit again?

I'm old.

[Chester'sLiver]

oooo I hope we hear from wackbag's hero ESD today.. I know that will make us all happy. :D

[krisko]

oooo I hope we hear from wackbag's hero ESD today.. I know that will make us all happy. :D

oooh i like it when chester'sliver hopes we hear from wackbag's hero ESD today!

that's a litte wordy

smoke break!

[Ted the Poster]

oooo I hope we hear from wackbag's hero ESD today.. I know that will make us all happy. :D

Well, if the baby has left the snatch, he'll be sprinting for the studio.

[Danesy]

Hey buddays! Way to go with the thread Crip ... you know I would have started it if my computer here wasn't painfully slow and I didn't have to reboot 10 times before I got functioning again ....

But whatever ....

[crippledalbino]

Hey buddays! Way to go with the thread Crip ... you know I would have started it if my computer here wasn't painfully slow and I didn't have to reboot 10 times before I got functioning again ....

But whatever ....

You know if you're going to be my arch nemesis, you need a moustache you can twirl, right?

[Danesy]

Ooooh I hope ESD is off again today ... no ESD = more gooder radio!

[Puffy_McScrote]

I love sexy Philippinas who cut hair - the whole hair cut experience turns into a lapdance.

[Wilmington WOW]

annnnnnnnnnnnnd joy division


start the dancin knuckle up

[Wilmington WOW]

greatest hits earl must be on the clock

[Blue Heeler]

Having restaurants in the building you work in rules...STEAK HOAGIE!!!! woo woo

edit: It's raining like a MF outside...

[ttom925]

Am I the only one tweeking my nipples to this song ???

[Chester'sLiver]

ooooooooo I like when the show starts..

I HOPE ESD IS BACK. ESD = RADIO GOLD!

[KNUCKLEUP]

http://www.spoiltvictorianchild.co.uk/images/joy.jpg

[Wilmington WOW]

I wonder what today's topic will be, call in with your favorite high school?

concord high - in my pants

[Puffy_McScrote]

Am I the only one tweeking my nipples to this song ???

Yes, and yes, it does make you gay. :action-sm

[Jimmy's Dignity]

another pretty good non-Earl opening....love Joy Division



no homo

[mikek]

Am I the only one tweeking my nipples to this song ???

:icon_eek:

way to set the tone with your 1st post, sir.

(we got a live one, folks!)

[Yeagmaster]

Hi Buddays!

WTF are we listening to?

[Chester'sLiver]

YAY! ESD is back...and Wackbag rejoices....

[Danesy]

Ugh .... and there goes the show .... :(

[Ted the Poster]

Oh, fuck. Dave's back. Ugh.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Hi Buddays!

WTF are we listening to?
Joy Division - Love Will Tear Us Apart

[Wilmington WOW]

Hi Buddays!

WTF are we listening to?

yimmy?

[GoCamels]

http://images.usatoday.com/life/gallery/lucy/ricky-ricardo.jpg = http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/mikeyboy/DavesHaircut003Small.jpg

I don't see it.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Stig...I'm diggin the blonde bondage ninja :D



Wonder when Julianna is gonna pop out

[Danesy]

I was so excited for today's show too .... now we get 3 hours of Screaming Dave .... fucking joy.

[flyerfan116]

Ooooh I hope ESD is off again today ... no ESD = more gooder radio!
Quoted for Truth
ooooooooo I like when the show starts..

I HOPE ESD IS BACK. ESD = RADIO GOLD!

Quoted for the ridiculousness of that statement

[Yeagmaster]

I was so excited for today's show too .... now we get 3 hours of Screaming Dave .... fucking joy.

Maybe he will get a text and take off again. Anyone know his #?

[mikek]

YAY! ESD is back...and Wackbag rejoices....

Ok, sir. Now you're just
http://cowboyprogramming.com/images/pc/Fig%205c.jpg

[Chester'sLiver]

This is so great to have ESD back... Now this show can get back to greatness..

[Danesy]

Did this retard just say "I need to smack some sense into this medical profession"? Oh yes .... radio gold indeeeeed ......

[Danesy]

Ok, sir. Now you're just
http://cowboyprogramming.com/images/pc/Fig%205c.jpg

:clap::clap::clap::clap:

Fucking BINGO!!!!!

[crippledalbino]

The baby's name is chum?

[Chester'sLiver]

You guys are crazy...Stop being geese and just enjoy the greatness that is ESD...

[KNUCKLEUP]

znmZujmj9-8

[GoCamels]

Keep chummin Chief...
http://courses.csusm.edu/fmst300bc/jawschum.jpg

[crippledalbino]

[yt]znmZujmj9-8[yt]

Looks like the NyQuil is hitting.

[Danesy]

Oh my GOD ... this kid is doomed. You can't put a fucking newborn in a swing you tool.

[krisko]

Am I the only one tweeking my nipples to this song ???
no.

wait

yes
shit.
You guys are crazy...Stop being geese and just enjoy the greatness that is ESD...
haha, i like your new bit

[crippledalbino]

Oh my GOD ... this kid is doomed. You can't put a fucking newborn in a swing you tool.

No, the little fuckers can barely waltz.

[Danesy]

Ahhhh the greatness of ESD ... his biggest concern about fatherhood is "appearing drunk in front of him on Friday nights"!!!!!!

[mikek]

OMG Dave is such a fucking retard. What idiot would **** out to the hospital staff? They deliver scores of babies every fucking day.

Chill the fuck out, retard. The baby will come when it's ready.



edit: can anyone tell me why s-p-a-z got bleeped above (****)?

[GoCamels]

No, the little fuckers can barely waltz.

But they do a MEEEEEEEAAAAAAN Charleston!!!

[Chester'sLiver]

haha, i like your new bit

Bit? what bit do you speak of sunshine? :icon_mrgr

[KNUCKLEUP]

Looks like the NyQuil is hitting.

i fixed it, hehe, i had a phone call and didn't realize i fucked it up.

[Blue Heeler]

Wwhtgd?

[Pearce]

eggplants can love ftmfw

[krisko]

Bit? what bit do you speak of sunshine? :icon_mrgr

naughty bit? :icon_redf

[Chuck Schick]

Eggplants Can Love by Ronald Bennington is number 1 on the amazon.com preorder list.

[Wilmington WOW]

i fixed it, hehe, i had a phone call and didn't realize i fucked it up.

ah digital
my favorite

[silentbob8201]

Fucking Canucks.

[Ted the Poster]

Stig...I'm diggin the blonde bondage ninja :D


Yeah. She's adorable.

[Puffy_McScrote]

I'd happily come in and "massage" Casey and make her "comfortable."

[krisko]

maybe dave should hire a medulla
http://www.brainexplorer.org/brain-images/medulla_oblongata2.jpg

[crippledalbino]

maybe dave should hire a medulla
http://www.brainexplorer.org/brain-images/medulla_oblongata2.jpg

:haha7::haha7::haha7:
Fuck you.

[Yeagmaster]

You always freak out when it is your first kid, but throw in ESD's retardation and you got a recipe for disaster.

What would ya give for a hidden camera in the hospital when she actually does shit the kid?

[krisko]

hayseed with a good call
(no one tell Don)

teehee

[Wilmington WOW]

ha ha
I luv when ron says "we've all been......."
it is usually about some highly illegal activity that I suspect most people here have never been involved in

[KNUCKLEUP]

ah digital
my favorite

hPirCH2f2PQ

another of my favorites.

disorder is great too.

interzone too.

there's so many haha

[Blue Heeler]

hPirCH2f2PQ

another of my favorites.

disorder is great too.

interzone too.

there's so many haha

Never heard of them, but the music ain't bad, not too bad at all. The first video though, I thought Leonardo DiCaprio was fronting some band...

[Yeagmaster]

New topic for the day = mean blonde guys from 80's movie. lol

[krisko]

i am wildly in love with james spader. i don't know why. he's not really attractive

[Wilmington WOW]

james spader in pretty in pink is the best

are we gonna shoot trap or what
cause if we're gonna shoot trap we better shake it

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g26/xiao-mao/jamesspadersml.jpg

[Danesy]

i am wildly in love with james spader. i don't know why. he's not really attractive

I have always loved him. Still do. He's the only reason I watch Boston Legal. :)

[Wilmington WOW]

every 80's movie had the asshole rich blond guy

"back to school" and "karate kid" had the same guy

[crippledalbino]

i am wildly in love with james spader. i don't know why. he's not really attractive

No idea.
Keep bashing those stereotypes over there, Sparky.

[Goober]

james spader in pretty in pink is the best

are we gonna shoot trap or what
cause if we're gonna shoot trap we better shake it

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g26/xiao-mao/jamesspadersml.jpg

All the cool kids smoke.

[Ted the Poster]

i am wildly in love with james spader. i don't know why. he's not really attractive
I'm guessing it has something to do with this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSEY0q1POE0&feature=related

[Danesy]

I really feel bad for this kid. So sad.

[krisko]

I have always loved him. Still do. He's the only reason I watch Boston Legal. :)

i think boston legal is friggin hilarious, and James Spader makes it even better. love it.

[krisko]

I'm guessing it has something to do with this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSEY0q1POE0&feature=related

:love: :love:

one of the hottest movies i've ever seen.

ever.

[Ted the Poster]

All the cool kids smoke.

Yep. What do the cool kids have for lunch? Cigarettes. LIBDIB!

[Blue Heeler]

BREAKING NEWS!

[QUOTE]NASA to Announce Success of Long Galactic Hunt WASHINGTON -- NASA has scheduled a media teleconference Wednesday, May 14, at 1 p.m. EDT, to announce the discovery of an object in our Galaxy astronomers have been hunting for more than 50 years. This finding was made by combining data from NASA's Chandra X-ray Observatory with ground-based observations.

To participate in the teleconference, reporters must contact the Chandra Press Office at 617-496-7998 or e-mail mwatzke@cfa.harvard.edu. Live audio of the teleconference will be streamed online at:


http://www.nasa.gov/newsaudio


A video file about the discovery will air on NASA Television on May 14. NASA TV is carried on an MPEG-2 digital signal accessed via satellite AMC-6, at 72 degrees west longitude, transponder 17C, 4040 MHz, vertical polarization. NASA TV is available in Alaska and Hawaii on AMC-7 at 137 degrees west longitude, transponder 18C, at 4060 MHz, horizontal polarization.

For information about NASA's Chandra X-Ray Observatory on the Web, visit:


http://www.nasa.gov/chandra

- end -

[QUOTE]

Aliens? Tom Cruise's Mothership? Big yellow thing is the Sun?

[mikek]

james spader in pretty in pink is the best

are we gonna shoot trap or what
cause if we're gonna shoot trap we better shake it

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g26/xiao-mao/jamesspadersml.jpg


love that guy. he's the perfect douche.

[krisko]

<3 anthony bourdaine

[Goober]

Howdy, WackTag.


Do you have a avatar in leather? I think ropes are so impersonal. :action-sm

[KNUCKLEUP]

:love: :love:

one of the hottest movies i've ever seen.

ever.

*LOVE* maggie gyllenhaal

[krisko]

oh hiiiiiii beanie

[Goober]

I am so happy Beanie is having a Jewish grand daughter! She seems so old and closed minded. I can not wait until she is at her gd's Bot Mitzvah.

[Puffy_McScrote]

Aliens? Tom Cruise's Mothership? Big yellow thing is the Sun?


Probably video proof of the existence of black holes. (Yeah, I'm a geek - I already have the audio feed open)

[Yeagmaster]

Aliens? Tom Cruise's Mothership? Big yellow thing is the Sun?

I knew if Dave was having a child, the end of the world was coming!

Here's your fucking proof!

[Wilmington WOW]

and I loved when Don's wife used to call in on "Don and Mike"

[krisko]

*LOVE* maggie gyllenhaal

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/09_01/Denna_maggie_577x800.jpg

[Puffy_McScrote]

and I loved when Don's wife used to call in on "Don and Mike"

*insert screeching car crash sound here*

Oh good lord.

[Puffy_McScrote]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/09_01/Denna_maggie_577x800.jpg

Good god she is trashy hot.

[GoCamels]

and I loved when Don's wife used to call in on "Don and Mike"

Yeah, and we know how THAT turned out

[Goober]

and I loved when Don's wife used to call in on "Don and Mike"

Hi Bo Bo:action-sm

[Wilmington WOW]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/09_01/Denna_maggie_577x800.jpg



[nsfw][/spoiler] :haha7::haha7::haha7:

[Goober]

Tell Beanie to bring her catchers mit, theres a baby coming!

[krisko]

[nsfw][/spoiler] :haha7::haha7::haha7:

i fixed it. ;p

[Ted the Poster]

Do you have a avatar in leather? I think ropes are so impersonal. :action-sm

I don't know about that. Intricate ropework is much more time and labor intensive than just buckling on some straps. :rolleyes:

[KNUCKLEUP]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/09_01/Denna_maggie_577x800.jpg

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/09_01/MaggieGwendoline_468x635.jpg

here's one for stig:

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/09_01/MaggieNikita_565x800.jpg

[Goober]

Baby Cunt!

[Blue Heeler]

What movie is that scene from Krisko?

[krunk]

call it her "beanie" ...

[krisko]

what would eleanor roosevelt call it?

dinner

[Ted the Poster]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/09_01/Denna_maggie_577x800.jpg

Love the Maggie.

[Wilmington WOW]

baby roast beef curtains


krisko call in and say its a slit

[Danesy]

Why is Dave concerned about this now?!?!??!

[GoCamels]

"Home sweet home"...WELCOME BACK FEZZIE!!!

Call it a "china" like our daughter did when she was little.

[krunk]

loose meat sandwich.....is ron still talking about the baby's beanie?

[krisko]

Baby Cunt!
hahahaha
What movie is that scene from Krisko?

don't think it's from a movie. it's from a photoshoot.

[Wilmington WOW]

no bob dylan in a bar and chicks are listening

[mikek]

If Earl says "Living Color", I'm driving to NYC to punch him out.

[krisko]

tool
the decemberists
muse
CCR

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I'm guessing it has something to do with this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSEY0q1POE0&feature=related:love: :love:

one of the hottest movies i've ever seen.

ever.*LOVE* maggie gyllenhaalhttp://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/09_01/Denna_maggie_577x800.jpghttp://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/09_01/MaggieGwendoline_468x635.jpg

here's one for stig:

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/09_01/MaggieNikita_565x800.jpgLove the Maggie.

x however many...

[krunk]

Only every waking moment do i not want to hear the doors....I'm not a fan of anything they've ever done

[krisko]

i. fucking. hate. U2.

[Danesy]

If Earl says "Living Color", I'm driving to NYC to punch him out.

I was just thinkin' the same thing .... I really hope he doesn't say anything like that ....

[Puffy_McScrote]

Parliament Funkadelic
Primus
Faith No More

[Danesy]

Only every waking moment do i not want to hear the doors....I'm not a fan of them at all

I hate them.

i. fucking. hate. U2.

My EX made me hate them. He is so fucking gay for Bono it's disgusting. He thinks Bono is the greatest living human .... I fucking haaaaaaaaate U2 now.

[Yeagmaster]

Talking heads??? I have to disagree.

I would say KISS, STP, and Hendrix

I am surprised Ron hasn't said Vann the Mann

[Goober]

BTW, the new VanMorrison album is not that bad.... It is the same old VM, but it works.

[krisko]

Parliament Funkadelic
Primus
Faith No More

i'm going to go

Sinatra

[Danesy]

I disagree with GnR too .... they have one good CD. That's it.

[Yeagmaster]

BTW, the new VanMorrison Album is not that bad.... It is the same old VM, but it works.

I agree. :clap:

[crippledalbino]

Dream Theater
Porcupine Tree
Pink Floyd
Metallica

I don't think we're going to agree on anything in this thread.

[krunk]

I disagree with GnR too .... they have one good CD. That's it.


plus three decent/listenable other songs

[Chuck Schick]

Explosions in the Sky

[krunk]

I don't think we're going to agree on anything in this thread.


there was a time when we could all agree to hate dave......ahhhh I'm nostalgic today

[krisko]

Dream Theater
Porcupine Tree
Pink Floyd
Metallica

I don't think we're going to agree on anything in this thread.

dream theatre's fine (as long as you're not partial to words in songs ;))
dunno porcupine tree
blah
you've got to have a cut off date though because metallica stinks now

[Goober]

Explosions in the Sky

:icon_roll To hip for the room.

[krunk]

you've got to have a cut off date though because metallica stinks now

everything before Load was great

[Chuck Schick]

dream theatre's fine (as long as you're not partial to words in songs ;))
dunno porcupine tree
blah
you've got to have a cut off date though because metallica stinks now

A girl who likes Dream Theater? How bout that.

[Wilmington WOW]

i'm going to go

Sinatra

not where people are dancing
<not gay wedding father daughter dance>

[Danesy]

there was a time when we could all agree to hate dave......ahhhh I'm nostalgic today

Yea... the good ol' days ... then he went and bought a couple of beers for some baggers & they are drinkin' the Kool Aid now ....

Sad really. :p

[Ted the Poster]

BTW, the new VanMorrison album is not that bad.... It is the same old VM, but it works.

Most. Overrated. Artist. Ever.
Close second: Randy Newman.
Deep Tracks - XM40.

[krisko]

oh yeah

coheed and cambria

[crippledalbino]

there was a time when we could all agree to hate dave......ahhhh I'm nostalgic today

dream theatre's fine (as long as you're not partial to words in songs ;))
dunno porcupine tree
blah
you've got to have a cut off date though because metallica stinks now

Well yeah, you're right on a lot of that stuff, but it becomes incredibly subjective. If we were actually playing the game on this thread, we'd have to pick a bunch of weird, indy, only one person ever heard of them groups because we're all a bunch of indy hipsters here.

[Ted the Poster]

oh yeah

coheed and cambria

But who do you like better? Coheed or Cambria? Compare and contrast.

[Puffy_McScrote]

i'm going to go

Sinatra

Miles Davis (pre-LSD - 'Bitches Brew will make 90% of any crowd gibber with fear and insanity)

[crippledalbino]

A girl who likes Dream Theater? How bout that.
You see that, Instrument-Named-Fellow? It shows that there's hope for the planet.

[Wilmington WOW]

A girl who likes Dream Theater? How bout that.

wrong post

[Blue Heeler]

Dream Theater
Porcupine Tree
Pink Floyd
Metallica

I don't think we're going to agree on anything in this thread.

Only DT album I like is Train of Thought.
Never heard of Porcupine Tree
Pink Floyd is overplayed
Metallica is almost dead to me and have sucked since the black album.

[krisko]

Well yeah, you're right on a lot of that stuff, but it becomes incredibly subjective. If we were actually playing the game on this thread, we'd have to pick a bunch of weird, indy, only one person ever heard of them groups because we're all a bunch of indy hipsters here.
i'm an indy hipster, i don' tnkow about you. you know how i know i'm an indy hipster? i listen to the killers.

teehee
But who do you like better? Coheed or Cambria? Compare and contrast.

don't make me pick :(

ooh!

system of a down
how the fuck could i have forgotten about them!?!?

[Wilmington WOW]

everything before Load was great

so you enjoyed giving the blow job, just not him blowing his goo on you?

[Danesy]

I love how the Yankees fans like to "act" like they are a class orginization and they don't like when other teams show them up, they actually cry about it. Now everyone talks about Chamberlin doin' it, and they are all cool with it ....

I hate Yankee fans.

[Puffy_McScrote]

Oh, and lastly:

Morphine

[ReallyRacist]

Yesterdays show was so great. I wish they would let ESD have off from now until the baby is 1 year old. At least. Even though Fez has been talking more, Dave talks way too much. He is funny to make fun of but what the fuck? It is Ron and Fez not R &D. Fucking bullshit douche bag.

[krisko]

Oh, and lastly:

Morphine

nomnomnomnom

oh wait....you meant a band?
:(

[Danesy]

Dear Everyone who loves Dave,

He is a fucking moron. This is your radio gold. His whole baseball argument makes ZERO sense.

Signed,

Danesy.

[Goober]

Miles Davis (pre-LSD - 'Bitches Brew will make 90% of any crowd gibber with fear and insanity)

Agree 100000000000000000%. Love miles, but bitches brew is a bit out there.

[krisko]

i fucking hate chris berman. ugh.

[Wilmington WOW]

and C - only one team is the Birds
http://www.xoospace.com/myspace/network/27240.jpg

[Goober]

oh yeah

coheed and cambria

Loved coheed and cambria when they were called Rush. :action-sm

[crippledalbino]

Only DT album I like is Train of Thought.
Never heard of Porcupine Tree
Pink Floyd is overplayed
Metallica is almost dead to me and have sucked since the black album.

You go heavier, do ya? Fair enough. Try the new one. Also some good metal riffs.
Porcupine Tree is more on the proggy side.
Totally overplayed, but I can't get enough of Animals these days
And yeah, I'll kick some dirt on the 'ol Metallica grave with ya, but we (and I mean everyone) must be pretty hardcore to give them a chance with their new album after disappointments for the last fifteen years.

[krisko]

can i also say:

al green

[Puffy_McScrote]

And I'll say it just because I'm a fucking hippie:
Phish

There.

[krisko]

Loved coheed and cambria when they were called Rush. :action-sm

they remind me of rush an dream theatre. except i don't like rush. weird.

[Wilmington WOW]

dave must really hate when berman calls the dolphins the - fish

[crippledalbino]

Dear Everyone who loves Dave,

He is a fucking moron. This is your radio gold. His whole baseball argument makes ZERO sense.

Signed,

Danesy.

Dear Danesy,

Would you rather we have Crazed?
Let us know, we think that can be arranged.

Signed,

crippledalbino

[Wilmington WOW]

green bay meat packers

[krisko]

And I'll say it just because I'm a fucking hippie:
Phish

There.

and i'll say this because i'm a fucking hayseed:

Tim McGraw

[Yeagmaster]

Loved coheed and cambria when they were called Rush. :action-sm

I thought I was the only one who thought that.

[Goober]

can i also say:

al green

I love you, let's get married.;)

[krisko]

i personally love calling the Twins 'Twinkies'

[ReallyRacist]

Dear Everyone who loves Dave,

He is a fucking moron. This is your radio gold. His whole baseball argument makes ZERO sense.

Signed,

Danesy.

Thankyou. What a retard. So he wants the Mets to be called the Metropolitans, the Knicks the Knickerbockers, A's Athletics. He is the dumbest boy ever on radio. And its the only thing he can do if he wants to be an entertainer. He is the ugliest kid ever. I couldn't hate him more.

[crippledalbino]

can i also say:

al green

It's not easy, being al green.

[Yeagmaster]

Dear Danesy,

Would you rather we have Crazed?
Let us know, we think that can be arranged.

Signed,

crippledalbino

That's like choosing between shit and puke.

[Blue Heeler]

You go heavier, do ya? Fair enough. Try the new one. Also some good metal riffs.
Porcupine Tree is more on the proggy side.
Totally overplayed, but I can't get enough of Animals these days
And yeah, I'll kick some dirt on the 'ol Metallica grave with ya, but we (and I mean everyone) must be pretty hardcore to give them a chance with their new album after disappointments for the last fifteen years.

I like to listen to Amon Amarth, Satyricon, Dimmu Borgir, etc...

But I also like the lighter stuff...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=NQQdsKH3Qt8

Love this song....

[Chuck Schick]

I like it when the Padres are referred to as the Fathers.

[Wilmington WOW]

I like
the newyork "football" giants
even when the baseball team left 45 years ago

[Danesy]

Thankyou. What a retard. So he wants the Mets to be called the Metropolitans, the Knicks the Knickerbockers, A's Athletics. He is the dumbest boy ever on radio. And its the only thing he can do if he wants to be an entertainer. He is the ugliest kid ever. I couldn't hate him more.

I think I <3 you ...... :action-sm

So true.

[krisko]

I love you, let's get married.;)

i have a feeling you'll recant after seeing my Tim McGraw one

[Puffy_McScrote]

and i'll say this because i'm a fucking hayseed:

Tim McGraw

Hell yeah, buddy! Now that's some good lynchin' music, yeah!

[Ted the Poster]

ooh!

system of a down
how the fuck could i have forgotten about them!?!?

Why not? Everyone else has.

[ReallyRacist]

Dear Danesy,

Would you rather we have Crazed?
Let us know, we think that can be arranged.

Signed,

crippledalbino

Bring on the Crazed. A real retard is funnier than a retard that pretends to be normal. But doesn't succeed. He just fails at everything. Like life.

[Ted the Poster]

I love you, let's get married.;)

Get in line, fella.

[krisko]

ok

so i understand dave's argument. some of the teams have nicknames that annoy me. the new york 'football' giants is one of them. jesus christ. enough already

[Chuck Schick]

I like
the newyork "football" giants
even when the baseball team left 45 years ago

New York Football Giants is the official team name.

[crippledalbino]

I like to listen to Amon Amarth, Satyricon, Dimmu Borgir, etc...

But I also like the lighter stuff...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=NQQdsKH3Qt8

Love this song....

:icon_eek:
I don't even know how you remember those things are spelled. Jesus.

[Blue Heeler]

Get in line, fella.

krisko train?

hot.

[Goober]

i have a feeling you'll recant after seeing my Tim McGraw one

Country was all I used to listen too. I have since branched out.

[krisko]

Why not? Everyone else has.

i have not forgotten them, nor will i.

Serge came out with his own album, too (sounds exactly like system of a down. ha)

[crippledalbino]

Bring on the Crazed. A real retard is funnier than a retard that pretends to be normal. But doesn't succeed. He just fails at everything. Like life.

Dear ReallyRacist;

I'm going to remember you said that.

Sincerely,
crippledalbino

P.S. Your mother doesn't love you.

[Danesy]

ok

so i understand dave's argument. some of the teams have nicknames that annoy me. the new york 'football' giants is one of them. jesus christ. enough already

Sweetie .... that's their actual name.

[Blue Heeler]

:icon_eek:
I don't even know how you remember those things are spelled. Jesus.

I often wonder, is it Dream Theater or Dream Theatre...?

[crippledalbino]

krisko train?

hot.

But was it Chinamen who built THAT railroad too?
Ponderous.

[LiddyRules]

It's liddy!

[crippledalbino]

I often wonder, is it Dream Theater or Dream Theatre...?

Theater.
The -re thing at the end is... I don't even know where that mistake gets made, but it's spelled with a good 'ol -er at the end. You aren't Blue Heelre, are ya?

[mikek]

Margaret Cho fan since day 1.









:icon_roll

[Wilmington WOW]

mother fucker bringing up that 15 - 14 game 4

[Mobo]

I'm currently listening to the most drunken, rambling, podcast on the internet. Please...if anyone has ever listened to ANYTHING that I have ever said, listen to this.....listen to this podcast AT YOUR OWN RISK!

http://crippledalbino.podbean.com/2008/05/13/cripskocast-1/

[DonTheTrucker]

Good afternoon haters and rational people.

[Ted the Poster]

Thankyou. What a retard. So he wants the Mets to be called the Metropolitans, the Knicks the Knickerbockers, A's Athletics. He is the dumbest boy ever on radio. And its the only thing he can do if he wants to be an entertainer. He is the ugliest kid ever. I couldn't hate him more.

On the other hand, I really cringe for some reason when some sports douche says "The D-Rays," or "The D-Backs." If, god forbid, they're playing each other, I just want to puke when I hear the announcers.

[crippledalbino]

It's liddy!

No it isn't.
You've just dressed up a burlap sack of mashed potatoes to look like him!

[krisko]

Sweetie .... that's their actual name.

it's redundant.
It's liddy!
where?!

[mikek]

No way I'm gonna survive 14 more days of this fucking "Children's Traveling Roadshow".

[Blue Heeler]

i have not forgotten them, nor will i.

Serge came out with his own album, too (sounds exactly like system of a down. ha)

Well, he had most of them come in and play certain parts...

Static-X fan krisko?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ya7IYYkWZQU

http://youtube.com/watch?v=2jXmJETaFpM

\m/ :icon_evil \m/

[Ted the Poster]

krisko train?

hot.

ALL ABOARD THE HO TRAIN!
http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/377012/453926

[Goober]

No way I'm gonna survive 14 more days of this fucking "Children's Traveling Roadshow".

You may survive, but alot of those children won't :action-sm.

[crippledalbino]

I'm currently listening to the most drunken, rambling, podcast on the internet. Please...if anyone has ever listened to ANYTHING that I have ever said, listen to this.....listen to this podcast AT YOUR OWN RISK!

http://crippledalbino.podbean.com/2008/05/13/cripskocast-1/
Well, look which plugwhore just showed.
Here's your five bucks for that, sir.
Good afternoon haters and rational people.

I'm still black and blue from last night, thanks to you.

[krisko]

I'm currently listening to the most drunken, rambling, podcast on the internet. Please...if anyone has ever listened to ANYTHING that I have ever said, listen to this.....listen to this podcast AT YOUR OWN RISK!

http://crippledalbino.podbean.com/2008/05/13/cripskocast-1/

<3

[Blue Heeler]

Theater.
The -re thing at the end is... I don't even know where that mistake gets made, but it's spelled with a good 'ol -er at the end. You aren't Blue Heelre, are ya?

You...missed the joke... <smack forehead>

Oh look remobo's here...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[LiddyRules]

On the other hand, I really cringe for some reason when some sports douche says "The D-Rays," or "The D-Backs." If, god forbid, they're playing each other, I just want to puke when I hear the announcers. Sports talk should revolve around your sports curse and what your sports curse means about sports. And then complain when an announcer acts silly because they're making it all about them.

[Yeagmaster]

Well, he had most of them come in and play certain parts

So it's system of a down but Serge wants all the credit?

[Blue Heeler]

So it's system of a down but Serge wants all the credit?

Well, they're in the Special Thanks in the booklet. :)

[krisko]

Well, he had most of them come in and play certain parts...

Static-X fan krisko?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ya7IYYkWZQU

http://youtube.com/watch?v=2jXmJETaFpM

\m/ :icon_evil \m/

i think i have their first album somewhere. not bad

how about some nice slipknot?

[crippledalbino]

You...missed the joke... <smack forehead>

Oh look remobo's here...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Heeler, I've gone back through your post, sifted through every single letter, uprooted every piece of punctuation, and I have found nothing resembling a joke whatsoever. And that applies to ALL of your posts and IFs.

[Arch Stanton]

i have a feeling you'll recant after seeing my Tugh McGraw one

fixed

[al885]

they edited "nigga" out of that borat clip.

[Mobo]

Well, look which plugwhore just showed.
Here's your five bucks for that, sir.

It wasn't a plug....it was a warning....

<3

ahhhh.....I greater than 3 you, too.....

Oh look remobo's here...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

hey! Your new z bit is coming along nicely.....you only need to do it about 40 more times.....in one thread.

[ReallyRacist]

Dear ReallyRacist;

I'm going to remember you said that.

Sincerely,
crippledalbino

P.S. Your mother doesn't love you.

It's too bad you don't know me personally, then your PS would have meant something. My mother through me out when I was 16 and i haven't talked to that bitch since. So if she doesn't love me, oh well i dont love her worse. ESD still sucks so bad it is actually painful. Jimmy doesnt talk this much on O&A and he is actually talented. ESD is less than awful.

[Goober]

I am playing golf Friday. It must mean I hate the troops.

[Arch Stanton]

they edited "nigga" out of that borat clip.

Dump report

[DonTheTrucker]

I'm still black and blue from last night, thanks to you.

The ambien has me in a haze, I'm confused.

[Blue Heeler]

It wasn't a plug....it was a warning....



ahhhh.....I greater than 3 you, too.....



hey! Your new z bit is coming along nicely.....you only need to do it about 40 more times.....in one thread.

pssst, that's a less than symbol

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz HILARIOUS!

[krisko]

So it's system of a down but Serge wants all the credit?
it appears so
fixed
he's DEAD!
It wasn't a plug....it was a warning....



ahhhh.....I greater than 3 you, too.....



hey! Your new z bit is coming along nicely.....you only need to do it about 40 more times.....in one thread.
that's less than three mobo, less than three :D
It's too bad you don't know me personally, then your PS would have meant something. My mother through me out when I was 16 and i haven't talked to that bitch since. So if she doesn't love me, oh well i dont love her worse. ESD still sucks so bad it is actually painful. Jimmy doesnt talk this much on O&A and he is actually talented. ESD is less than awful.

she should've taught you proper grammar and spelling first :action-sm

[LiddyRules]

What's lamer than real birthday? Paltalk birthday

[DonTheTrucker]

Great. Birthday wishes to message board people.

[LiddyRules]

Wow, Fez got Faildozered when trying to play faildozer

[Ted the Poster]

No way I'm gonna survive 14 more days of this fucking "Children's Traveling Roadshow" without molesting one of the little darlings.

Fixed.

[Mobo]

pssst, that's a less than symbol

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz HILARIOUS!

Oh...you mean like Heeler's posts < shit? I think I get it.

[Puffy_McScrote]

It's too bad you don't know me personally, then your PS would have meant something. My mother through me out when I was 16 and i haven't talked to that bitch since. So if she doesn't love me, oh well i dont love her worse. ESD still sucks so bad it is actually painful. Jimmy doesnt talk this much on O&A and he is actually talented. ESD is less than awful.

You make the Baby Jesus and Your Mother cry.
;)

[crippledalbino]

It's too bad you don't know me personally, then your PS would have meant something. My mother through me out when I was 16 and i haven't talked to that bitch since. So if she doesn't love me, oh well i dont love her worse. ESD still sucks so bad it is actually painful. Jimmy doesnt talk this much on O&A and he is actually talented. ESD is less than awful.
You're right.
Had I known about your silly mother issues, I probably would have taken more joy from it. Next time.

[krisko]

Great. Birthday wishes to message board people.

:(

Feb. 5, 2008

Happy Birthday Krisko, and yes, I know you're a girl

[Puffy_McScrote]

Conference calls scheduled during my radio-listening time suck more than ReallyRacist's childhood stories.

[DonTheTrucker]

:(

Feb. 5, 2008

I heard that recently....not sure where..... :action-sm

I'll be lucky to get a happy birthday in person from my kid this year. :(

Oh yeah you don't count. You're not a message board person to me. (Better?)

[krisko]

ha
i'm with dave

she ignores the chicks and pays all their attention to the guys.

[LAX]

What's lamer than real birthday? Paltalk birthday

Great. Birthday wishes to message board people.


Geez thanks guys....:(

[Blue Heeler]

Oh...you mean like Heeler's posts < shit? I think I get it.

omg, remember when remobo made a volcano in his living room?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=O4KMk6T5mQU

Awesome man! <high fiver>

[krisko]

I heard that recently....not sure where..... :action-sm

I'll be lucky to get a happy birthday in person from my kid this year. :(

i'll tell ya happy birthday!!

[DonTheTrucker]

Ouch, poor Dave. I could rent 2 three bedroom duplexes for what he pays in rent where I live.

[crippledalbino]

Geez thanks guys....:(

Oh, surely they kid.
We're huge fans of you.
We've just been waiting for you to show up to tell you personally.

[krisko]

Geez thanks guys....:(
BIRF!
Ouch, poor Dave. I could rent 2 three bedroom duplexes for what he pays in rent where I live.

yeah, i rented a 2400 sq ft duplex, 3 bedroom, for $725/month here.

and i can't wait to get the fuccccckkkkkkkk out and pay 1400 for one bedroom in brooklyn. i'm a nut

[LiddyRules]

Geez thanks guys....:(:action-sm

ha
i'm with dave

she ignores the chicks and pays all their attention to the guys. How long before you exclusively go to lesbian bars?

[krisko]

:action-sm

How long before you exclusively go to lesbian bars?

as soon as i move somewhere that actually has lesbian bars :(

[Wilmington WOW]

ha ha beta band gag

[LiddyRules]

I hate agreeing with Dave but I definitely feel there's something about the human touch that makes learning about things and discovering new things better than just the same text that all blends together after awhile.

[Goober]

BIRF!


yeah, i rented a 2400 sq ft duplex, 3 bedroom, for $725/month here.

and i can't wait to get the fuccccckkkkkkkk out and pay 1400 for one bedroom in brooklyn. i'm a nut

I hate you. I pay 1300 for a big studio + another 200 to park my car.

[Mobo]

omg, remember when remobo made a volcano in his living room?

Hold on....I think this might be a weak attempt at making fun of my voice cracking on a O&A call in. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

[DonTheTrucker]

Geez thanks guys....:(

We're just bitter assholes. Don't mind us.

[Wilmington WOW]

sentamental value to people who used to separate the seeds from their pot

edit: damn online delay

[ReallyRacist]

You're right.
Had I known about your silly mother issues, I probably would have taken more joy from it. Next time.

Take all the joy u want. It was years ago. I'm wealthy now and she's not.ESD still sucks at EVERYTHING. The funny thing is I am the same age as him, and when I was 12 I liked the same things he does (GNR, Pink Floyd, etc.) He is a girl giggling clown that talks too much.

[crippledalbino]

Hold on....I think this might be a weak attempt at making fun of my voice cracking on a O&A call in. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Yeah well, he has every right to make fun, after all, all of his IF's are just so fucking inzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[crippledalbino]

Take all the joy u want. It was years ago. I'm wealthy now and she's not.ESD still sucks at EVERYTHING. The funny thing is I am the same age as him, and when I was 12 I liked the same things he does (GNR, Pink Floyd, etc.) He is a girl giggling clown that talks too much.

Thank you, Mr. Wealthy.
I've been waiting for your permission to take joy in the only good decision your mother ever made.

[Wilmington WOW]

what did those skateboard kids steal?

gladys knight? something like that

[Mobo]

The funny thing is I am the same age as him

:haha7::haha7::haha7::haha7:

It's funny because it's true. I like it when people "bring the funny".

[LiddyRules]

when I was 12 I liked the same things he does (GNR, Pink Floyd, etc.) So are you saying Pink Floyd is lame?

[Yeagmaster]

BIRF!


yeah, i rented a 2400 sq ft duplex, 3 bedroom, for $725/month here.

and i can't wait to get the fuccccckkkkkkkk out and pay 1400 for one bedroom in brooklyn. i'm a nut


3 bedroom house, 1 1/2 acre of land = $895 month

AND I don't get mugged or get my shit ripped off.

I just can't see living in the city and paying high rent to be close to some bars or something. A little drive is always worth lower rent.

[mikek]

what did those skateboard kids steal?

gladys knight? something like that

backbeats & electronica

[DonTheTrucker]

Take all the joy u want. It was years ago. I'm wealthy now and she's not.ESD still sucks at EVERYTHING. The funny thing is I am the same age as him, and when I was 12 I liked the same things he does (GNR, Pink Floyd, etc.) He is a girl giggling clown that talks too much.

So because you're wealthy and an adult you can't like certain music? I don't get it.

Bashing Dave for liking two of the most popular bands of all time? Bashing your mother for not being wealthy?

Please make your posts more readable if you're going to try to bash someone, please.

[Wilmington WOW]

because the pope is the anti-christ

[krisko]

i even hate the people who believe the same things as me

i really am a bitter asshole

[Mobo]

CHRIST ALLMIGHTY!!!

How long is this fucking podcast?

http://crippledalbino.podbean.com/2008/05/13/cripskocast-1/

[krisko]

because the pope is the anti-christ

POPE BOBO BABY!

[krisko]

CHRIST ALLMIGHTY!!!

How long is this fucking podcast?

http://crippledalbino.podbean.com/2008/05/13/cripskocast-1/

55 minutes of hilarity :action-sm

[Yeagmaster]

because the pope is the anti-christ


But he is such a snappy dresser. Fashion makes up for little things like that.

[DonTheTrucker]

I don't listen to podcasts. :action-sm

[ReallyRacist]

Thank you, Mr. Wealthy.
I've been waiting for your permission to take joy in the only good decision your mother ever made.

I just realized that you are from Boston. I'm a Brockton boy originally so I will not talk shit to a fellow chowderhead. I'm not gonna like ESD but I'm done sparring with u. I hate him, u love him. That is what makes this country great.
That said fuck ESD's Giants for fucking up 5 months of my life and let's hope the Celts win tonight and maybe a win on the road would be nice next.

[Danesy]

Yea Dave, a tattoo on a chick's arm is really really attractive...... :icon_roll

And this fucking douche can't even spell GEM!?!?!?!?!?

OK, tuning out now ... I have had enough.

[DonTheTrucker]

Whats wrong with tramp stamps?

Having said that I'd give my daughter hell for getting one, knowing what I think of the ol' tramp stamp.

[krisko]

awwwww

guiliani elisha mcdonald

[LiddyRules]

I just realized that you are from Boston. I'm a Brockton boy originally so I will not talk shit to a fellow chowderhead. Sometimes you read a quote on a messageboard that just makes you go "eww" outloud.

And I still have no idea what the fuck you're talking about.

[Mobo]

5 minutes of hilarity, 50 minutes of Crip trying to reign the show in.... :action-sm

fixed.

[Ted the Poster]

So because you're wealthy and an adult you can't like certain music? I don't get it.

Bashing Dave for liking two of the most popular bands of all time? Bashing your mother for not being wealthy?

Please make your posts more readable if you're going to try to bash someone, please.

Don't mind Don. He doesn't want people to bash Dave for ANYTHING.

[crippledalbino]

CHRIST ALLMIGHTY!!!

How long is this fucking podcast?

http://crippledalbino.podbean.com/2008/05/13/cripskocast-1/
It's only seven inches, but thick.
I just realized that you are from Boston. I'm a Brockton boy originally so I will not talk shit to a fellow chowderhead. I'm not gonna like ESD but I'm done sparring with u. I hate him, u love him. That is what makes this country great.
That said fuck ESD's Giants for fucking up 5 months of my life and let's hope the Celts win tonight and maybe a win on the road would be nice next.

You've bowled me over with your articulate arguments, sir. I will gladly accept your concession of defeat.

[Ted the Poster]

Whats wrong with tramp stamps?

Having said that I'd give my daughter hell for getting one, knowing what I think of the ol' tramp stamp.

Every young woman who wants a tattoo should be forced to look at an old woman with tattoos. Fucking horrific.

[krisko]

fixed.

:(

save your snarky comments for the email, sir :D

[crippledalbino]

fixed.

Bringing it all around to that all valuable e-mail segment.

[Danesy]

Whats wrong with tramp stamps?

Having said that I'd give my daughter hell for getting one, knowing what I think of the ol' tramp stamp.

I was thinkin' of getting a tattoo on my lower back or the "tramp stamp" as you refer to it.

My BF told me in no uncertain terms how disgusting that is, and that he couldn't look at it.

I changed my mind.

[Mobo]

:(

save your snarky comments for the email, sir :D

Now that you bring that up....there was one good part....

[Danesy]

Don't mind Don. He doesn't want people to bash Dave for ANYTHING.

Q-F-M-F-T!!!!! :clap::clap::clap:

Every young woman who wants a tattoo should be forced to look at an old woman with tattoos. Fucking horrific.

Another reason I changed my mind .....

[krisko]

Every young woman who wants a tattoo should be forced to look at an old woman with tattoos. Fucking horrific.

i have three and i'm getting more

[Wilmington WOW]

Julianna Ingrid McDonald

[krisko]

Now that you bring that up....there was one good part....

'no, but i've been to boston market'?
yeah, i know
lotd

[Yeagmaster]

Whats wrong with tramp stamps?

Having said that I'd give my daughter hell for getting one, knowing what I think of the ol' tramp stamp.


Tramp Stamp??? I thought they were called " targets "

[LiddyRules]

Every young woman who wants a tattoo should be forced to look at an old woman with tattoos. Fucking horrific. I feel the same about males with tattoos but especially women. Female skin is just so soft and clean and wonderful, I don't like it marred except for scars, and the occasional burn mark. It also throws off symmetry. For some reason a piercing-based lack of symmetry doesn't both me but a tattoo based one does.

[Ted the Poster]

i have three and i'm getting more

Please stop. Really. :(

[krisko]

Julianna Ingrid McDonald

yes...and then for confirmation she can get 'Zoe' as well......


JIZM

get it?

teehee

[crippledalbino]

Tramp Stamp??? I thought they were called " targets "

"Walmarts," actually.

[DonTheTrucker]

I was thinkin' of getting a tattoo on my lower back or the "tramp stamp" as you refer to it.

My BF told me in no uncertain terms how disgusting that is, and that he couldn't look at it.

I changed my mind.

Everyone has their own tastes. I have a small of the back fetish, so for me tramp stamps are like high heels are for guys with a foot fetish. They still have to be girly tramp stamps, skulls or guys' names, plz.

[krisko]

Please stop. Really. :(

you can't see them unless i'm in a bathing suit or something. and you shut up

bythe time i start getting wrinkles your alzheimers will be so far gone that you won't remember me....or what tatoo is for tha tmatter. :action-sm

[DonTheTrucker]

'no, but i've been to boston market'?
yeah, i know
lotd

Actually, the 1/2 a listener in Spain was lotd.

or

They're 100,000 people down, lets kill em all.

[ReallyRacist]

Don't mind Don. He doesn't want people to bash Dave for ANYTHING.

Thanks Stig. I'll bash Dave all I want. Fuck these clowns. I actually laughed at him during the best ofs last week. But yesterdays show was so great without him and today is just ok. Keep him in the booth or something. Lilly, Pepper, and Pitz are way more listenable. Agree or not, I don't give a fuck.

[Wilmington WOW]

I was thinkin' of getting a tattoo on my lower back or the "tramp stamp" as you refer to it.

My BF told me in no uncertain terms how disgusting that is, and that he couldn't look at it.

I changed my mind.

what if the tatoo said - the milkman cometh .... here

[Ted the Poster]

I feel the same about males with tattoos but especially women. Female skin is just so soft and clean and wonderful, I don't like it marred except for scars, and the occasional burn mark. It also throws off symmetry. For some reason a piercing-based lack of symmetry doesn't both me but a tattoo based one does.

You can take out piercings, though.

[Blue Heeler]

Christ Ronnie goes low brow and I'm crying from laughing so damn hard.

New t-shirt:

"When you have Deja Vu, do you blame the dog?"

[crippledalbino]

You can take out piercings, though.

Yeah, but not outside of three hundred yards, unless I have a scope.

[Puffy_McScrote]

Yeah, but not outside of three hundred yards, unless I have a scope.

Sam could do it. He could anything!
I miss Sam.
:(

[Chuck Schick]

My favorite part of Blazing Saddles was the deja vu scene.

[Ted the Poster]

you can't see them unless i'm in a bathing suit or something. and you shut up

bythe time i start getting wrinkles your alzheimers will be so far gone that you won't remember me....or what tatoo is for tha tmatter. :action-sm

Got the old "Slippery When Wet" on the taint, huh?
In my senile delusions, I'll still be banging you well into my 90's. ;)

[LiddyRules]

You can take out piercings, though. I know. I actually do like piercings on a girl. Maybe the fact that they're not part of the body is part of why I like them as opposed to tattoos which are. And I agree with the removal part, the idea of permanence is kind of a freaky concept. And the silver of a piercing looks clean as opposed to tattoos which can look messy.

Thanks Stig. I'll bash Dave all I want. Fuck these clowns. I actually laughed at him during the best ofs last week. But yesterdays show was so great without him and today is just ok. Keep him in the booth or something. Lilly, Pepper, and Pitz are way more listenable. Agree or not, I don't give a fuck. Please tell me I didn't sound like him when I used to go off on Dave? (And you have to give me credit, I have for the most part, stopped.)

[DonTheTrucker]

Anyone ever hold a lighter up when they deja vu? That's pretty funny.

[Blue Heeler]

My favorite part of Blazing Saddles was the deja vu scene.

Network TV edits the deja vu right out of that movie.

[Goober]

When Fez has dejavu, does he ever wonder why vasoline was projected to the underside of his underroos?

[Danesy]

what if the tatoo said - the milkman cometh .... here

He also told me that if I got it he would never .... ever have sex with me from behind. The "tramp stamp" disgusts him to no end.

[Ted the Poster]

Sam could do it. He could anything!
I miss Sam.
:(

Greatest tree-farmer-sniper-cameraman-submarine-captain-cancer-doctor-astronaut ever.

[crippledalbino]

Sam could do it. He could anything!
I miss Sam.
:(

:icon_neut
























....do ya?

[LiddyRules]

I once had deja vu and called my chick over to surprise her with it by saying that her cat was doing something cute.

[Yeagmaster]

Didn't Denzell Washington do a great job in the movie FART.

[Ted the Poster]

He also told me that if I got it he would never .... ever have sex with me from behind. The "tramp stamp" disgusts him to no end.

Maybe he just hates your ass. (ducking the flying object aimed at my head)





:action-sm

[Arch Stanton]

You ever gamble and lose when having Dejavu?

[Wilmington WOW]

he who denies it
dejavu'd it

[Arch Stanton]

Comedy Pyramid...Comedy Pyramid

[Goober]

Here I sit, broken hearted
I came to shit, but I only dejavu'd

[Ted the Poster]

Deja Pu.

[Chuck Schick]

What happens when you have deja vu in church?

[Puffy_McScrote]

Greatest tree-farmer-sniper-cameraman-submarine-captain-cancer-doctor-astronaut ever.

Is he dead or just dead to WB?

[Yeagmaster]

Alright, let's quit deja vuing around. It's getting old.

OK. Maybe a few more.

[Chuck Schick]

Beans, beans
the musical fruit.
The more you eat,
the more you get deja vu.

[Blue Heeler]

What happens when you have deja vu in church?

The priest gets hard?

[LiddyRules]

Is he dead or just dead to WB? No! His Health Won't Allow It! Try The Wine! Good Evening!!

(Who are we talking about?)

[Danesy]

Maybe he just hates your ass. (ducking the flying object aimed at my head)





:action-sm

I used to love you too ....



*removing you from my sig* ..... :(

[Ted the Poster]

Is he dead or just dead to WB?

He's on a top-secret mission, hunting Osama Bin.... I've already said too much.

[Ted the Poster]

I used to love you too ....



*removing you from my sig* ..... :(

Hey! I Wavy Guy'd! If it makes you feel better, I'd do you from behind any time. :action-sm

[crippledalbino]

Is he dead or just dead to WB?

I didn't want to say anything, but he did want us to call him FBA_Adams for a while.

[Wilmington WOW]

love that CSNY - album "Fart"

[Puffy_McScrote]

He's on a top-secret mission, hunting Osama Bin.... I've already said too much.

"I dropped him from a half-mile with my Barrett and then crepot down to the body. Here's a pic of his severed head (I used my special cold steel boot knife that I got from a buddy in SpecOps) - sorry for the quality."

[crippledalbino]

He's on a top-secret mission, hunting Osama Bin.... I've already said too much.

Ooh, now I'm going to go through the phone book and find every Osama Bin ______ that's in there, then start knocking on doors looking for him. You really slipped up this time, Stiggerson.

[Ted the Poster]

I didn't want to say anything, but he did want us to call him FBA_Adams for a while.

Yes, but that had more to do with the fact that he has actually has Full Blown AIDS.

[Chuck Schick]

love that CSNY - album "Fart"

hahahaha!

[crippledalbino]

love that CSNY - album "Fart"

I'm ell oh elling over here.

[Wilmington WOW]

yogi berra - its like Fart, all over again

[crippledalbino]

Yes, but that had more to do with the fact that he has actually has Full Blown AIDS.

:banned1:
You can't say that here!!!
It's like saying "I don't know" before you get slimed, except you get banned here!

[DonTheTrucker]

Pease Hode

[Wilmington WOW]

peaz hode

[Danesy]

Ooooooh I tuned back in just in time to hear the "Peas Hode" song.... YAY!!!!!

[DonTheTrucker]

Ok folks, I'm gonna lie back down. Not feeling the greatest right now :(

Enjoy the rest of the show.

[Ted the Poster]

"I dropped him from a half-mile with my Barrett and then crepot down to the body. Here's a pic of his severed head (I used my special cold steel boot knife that I got from a buddy in SpecOps) - sorry for the quality."

He left his good camera in the other Spymobile.

[Wilmington WOW]

time for a random movie line over a random song

[Puffy_McScrote]

He left his good camera in the other Spymobile.

Yeah, FBA can have him.

[Arch Stanton]

Earl, send her some money

[Ted the Poster]

time for a random movie line over a random song

"My wallet's the one that says 'Bad Mother Fucker." IF YOU LIKE PINA COLADAS...

[Arch Stanton]

Yeah, FBA can have him.

Nice job this morning.

[Wilmington WOW]

there is a picture out there of obama doing coke off Rev. Wright's ass

[krisko]

Anyone ever hold a lighter up when they deja vu? That's pretty funny.
my uncle did, burnt his asshole to a crisp
there is a picture out there of obama doing coke off Rev. Wright's ass

now i've got to vote for him.

[Puffy_McScrote]

Nice job this morning.

I was actually hoping to shut it down again, but no luck.

[Yeagmaster]

there is a picture out there of obama doing coke off Rev. Wright's ass

So would that hurt him or help him?

At least it shows he is in touch with the people.

[Puffy_McScrote]

now i've got to vote for him.

Down with the hot black man on man blow snortin' before the blow snortin'?

[Wilmington WOW]

john mccain loves the sissor sisters!!!!!



lblbl lblblblb

[Goober]

I am still voting Stanhope in 08' as a write in.

[Wilmington WOW]

we are 50 lil countries

[krisko]

john mccain loves the sissor sisters!!!!!



lblbl lblblblb

i actually do love the scissor sisters. i stink

[krisko]

i'm gonna go ahead and give mccain one of these:
http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee189/kriskobaby/panda-1.gif


for his global warming shenanigans

[Danesy]

I am a Democrat, and might be forced to Vote Obama. I cannot in good concience vote for McCain.

[Wilmington WOW]

this is the bit that carlos mencia ripped off


hillary as the VP will keep the right wingers from killing obama

[LiddyRules]

I am a Democrat, and might be forced to Vote Obama. I cannot in good concience vote for McCain. A Democrat might vote democrat!?!?! What is this world coming too!!!?!?!?!

[Blue Heeler]

Mother fucking Earl...refuse all you want, but the fact is THE ONLY FUCKING REASON YOU'RE VOTING FOR OSAMA...OBAMA IS BECAUSE HE IS BLACK! So why is the counter "not voting because he's black" so fucking difficult to comprehend.

fucking Faildozer.

[Chuck Schick]

this is the bit that carlos mencia ripped off


hillary as the VP will keep the right wingers from killing obama

You forgot the part about beaners.

[krisko]

I am a Democrat, and might be forced to Vote Obama. I cannot in good concience vote for McCain.

i'm a republican and canot in good conscience vote for mccain :arrrh:

[Wilmington WOW]

i'm gonna go ahead and give mccain one of these:
http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee189/kriskobaby/panda-1.gif


for his global warming shenanigans

http://www.thecompassblog.com/uploaded_images/flat-copy-787540.jpg

[Blue Heeler]

The Midwest will not vote for Obama in the General Election....and if they do, I'm going to cling to my religion and my guns to protect me, lawdy jesus.

[Goober]

http://dubyad40.com/images/blogimages/brewster.jpg

[crippledalbino]

You can be PREJUDICED in anything so long as you pre-judge something before you get your information.

[Goober]

I say hand all the votes to the Jackson family.

[Wilmington WOW]

THE ONLY FUCKING REASON YOU'RE VOTING FOR OSAMA...OBAMA .

yeah he's a muslim and doesnt wear an american flag pin
:icon_roll:icon_roll:icon_roll:icon_roll:icon_roll :icon_roll

[Ted the Poster]

Where did that guy get 35% black population? It's more like 12%.