Sparklng Wiggle Arrested For Skimpy Prom Dress

[DJ Evel Ed]

You may have thought your prom night went badly, but Marche Taylor, a high-school student from Houston, Texas left hers in handcuffs, and not for the reasons you might think. According to the Dallas Morning News (http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/news/texassouthwest/stories/051308dntexpromdress.f2d846d8.html),
Madison High's prom took place at the Sugar Land Marriot. But Taylor only got as far as the lobby because when she tried to enter the ballroom an official stopped her. She was told her dress violated a school dress code.
"She shook her head, she was like you are not getting into this prom," said Taylor. "We were arguing back and forth because I wanted to know why I can't get into my prom."
Even after offering to provide more cover, Taylor was still denied access to the final soiree of the school year.
At that point, Taylor said she was furious. After all this was her senior prom. She argued if she couldn't get in, she wanted her money back.
Things got so bad, the next thing she knew, someone had called the police. Officers showed up, handcuffed her and escorted her out.


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I kinda like the dress. Those shoes are fuckin FABULOUS! The color is all wrong though.

I think they keep ebony colored police around to take care of problems like these to avoid the calls of "racism"

She made it back to the prom in time for clean up though...
http://ladybunny.net/blog/uploaded_images/THANKS%20FOR%20THE%20GREAT%20PARTY-791083.jpg

[DJ Evel Ed]

And what kind of parents would let their daughter out like that?

http://hiphop.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/nas1.jpg

Oh right.....

[mikeybot]

Not complaining, but I could see how someone at her high school would fail to see that as qualifying as a dress.

[WhiskeyWhispers]

At that point, Taylor said she was furious. After all this was her senior prom. She argued if she couldn't get in, she wanted her money back.
Things got so bad, the next thing she knew, someone had called the police.

So she was really arrested for getting her ghetto up, as opposed to wearing the dress. I saw the teaser on the news last night, she looked like a stank ass hooka ho.

[Mother Shucker]

4Waee3nkGWY

[wes mantooth]

http://ladybunny.net/blog/uploaded_images/THANKS%20FOR%20THE%20GREAT%20PARTY-791083.jpg



Nah, she has one with a black power fist on the end. She keeps it in that blue liquid barber's use for their scissors.






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[Ballbuster1]

So she was really arrested for getting her ghetto up, as opposed to wearing the dress.
That sounds like what really happened.

[DJ Evel Ed]

Why Stank Nappy got kicked out:



Stank Nappy: "How de do daa?"

Cheezy Cracka: "Good evening Maam, welcome to the prom"

Stank Nappy: "Sup yo, Where da blizz at? Nowa sayin?"

Cheezy Cracka: "Maam, that dress is highly inappropriate, this is the prom, not career day."

Stank Nappy: "What chu talking about cracka? I be flossin yo. Nowa sayin?"

Cheezy Cracka: "I'm saying maam, that you can't come in here dressed like that.

Stank Nappy: "Oh it's like dat huh? You hatin on a ho just for lookin good? I look FINE yo, Nowa sayin?

Cheezy Cracka: Maam, when you bent over I could see your huge ethnic labia.

Stank Nappy: Listen bitch, I got madd game yo, all these wiggles up in here wanna get a piece of this. My money long, my shit is tight, nowa sayin?

Cheezy Cracka: "Maam' your dress is way too short, there's no reason for that."

Stank Nappy: "Oh yeah bitch? Eat this!!! Nowa sayin?

[Stank Nappy takes the face of Cheezy Cracka and shoves it into her diseased snizz, covering her face with gonorrhea, pus, old cum, and day old abortion scrapings]

Stank Nappy: "Yeah bitch, eat that stank hole you fuckin cunt! Nowa sayin?"

Cheezy Cracka: "Glub glug, cough cough, ACKK!! Spit!

Po Po: Wiggle, put down the dress, remove the white girls face from your stank hole! You have the right to remain silent...

Stank Nappy: "You motherfucks manipsnated me! Nowa sayin?"

[Po Po then smears Stank Nappy with faeces and puts her back into the garbage can...BRAWLEY STYLE]
Nowa sayin?





...so that's kinda what I think happened, more or less....

[DonTheTrucker]

And they wonder why we drag them behind trucks.

[SatansCheerledr]

And they wonder why we drag them behind trucks.

Who wonders?

[Sct Ptersns Twn]

Who wonders?

exactly

[Schmed]

Does this necessarily mean that she actually graduated HS ?

She could sell it to a Puerto Rican to use as a communion dress.

[Smokezilla]

They never did say who was watching her baby while she was out at the prom. . . You KNOW she's already dropped a kid dressing like that in High School.:icon_conf

[blakesnake00]

Dr. Ed you fuckin rule !!!

[blakesnake00]

Oh cant you all see she was just "keepin it real" ?

[BIV]

I knew lots of chicks I'd love to see in that dress. Unfortunately, she's not one of them. Body looks great but then her face has an ugly stick collision.

[Trainable J]

I was amazed that the administration actually stood up to her, denied her entrance and stood their ground. The usual admin would have cowered to her and let her have free reign.

[stevethrower]

Could be worse...

http://www.tonyrogers.com/humor/ghettoprom/ghetto_prom5.jpg