Ron and Fez Listening thread 5/15/2008 Lets hear more from Wackbag's hero ESD!

[Chester'sLiver]

I don't know if Little Julianna is here yet, but if not lets talk about all the possibilities with the great East Side Dave..:icon_cool

[Goober]

I don't know if Little Julianna is here yet, but if not lets talk about all the possibilities with the great East Side Dave..:icon_cool

Agreed. :gh:

[crippledalbino]

Jesus you were desperate to jump on this thread creation, weren'cha? Holy shit.

[Goober]

Jesus you were desperate to jump on this thread creation, weren'cha? Holy shit.

Jesus did not start the thread, chester did.:action-sm

[crippledalbino]

Jesus did not start the thread, chester did.:action-sm

Yeah, but I get them mixed up sometimes.
Jesus is a jewish zombie from two thousand years ago, and Chester'sLiver is a dashingly handsome chap from Jersey.
You see where the mistake would be made.

[Chester'sLiver]

Yeah, but I get them mixed up sometimes.
Jesus is a jewish zombie from two thousand years ago, and Chester'sLiver is a dashingly handsome chap from Jersey.
You see where the mistake would be made.

QFT... :D

I can't wait for the show to start guys...

[Danesy]

YAY!!! Free Iced Coffee @ Dunkin' Donuts all day today. I am on my 3rd & bouncin' off the walls!!!!

[Arch Stanton]

YAY!!! Free Iced Coffee @ Dunkin' Donuts all day today. I am on my 3rd & bouncin' off the walls!!!!

Nice heads up. What size are they giving out? I need ....I need! Gonna have to be on the way home though.

Hiya!!!

[crippledalbino]

Nice heads up. What size are they giving out? I need ....I need! Gonna have to be on the way home though.

Hiya!!!

Yeah, I'm gonna go get me some too.
Nobody likes a slovenly cripple.
Or any kind of cripple really.

[Chuck Schick]

Yeah, I'm gonna go get me some too.
Nobody likes a slovenly cripple.
Or any kind of cripple really.

What about a dead cripple?

[Goober]

What about a dead cripple?

everyone loves a dead cripple.

[crippledalbino]

What about a dead cripple?

everyone loves a dead cripple.

Okay, you hilarious buckets of aardvark semen, if you're dead, you're dead. Can't be 'crippled' if you're dead. Not like a corpse would otherwise be sauntering around the joint IF ONLY he had some leg braces and crutches.

[Arch Stanton]

Yeah, I'm gonna go get me some too.
Nobody likes a slovenly cripple.
Or any kind of cripple really.

What does slovenly mean?

[Goober]

Okay, you hilarious buckets of aardvark semen, if you're dead, you're dead. Can't be 'crippled' if you're dead. Not like a corpse would otherwise be sauntering around the joint IF ONLY he had some leg braces and crutches.

Wrong!!!!!!!
http://www.sh33pie.com/dtm/Weekend_at_Bernie_s.jpg

[Chuck Schick]

Okay, you hilarious buckets of aardvark semen, if you're dead, you're dead. Can't be 'crippled' if you're dead. Not like a corpse would otherwise be sauntering around the joint IF ONLY he had some leg braces and crutches.

What are you supposed to be? Some kind of doctor?

[Danesy]

Nice heads up. What size are they giving out? I need ....I need! Gonna have to be on the way home though.

Hiya!!!

Sorry just got back from getting another one!

They are giving out the small 16 oz. Not much, but still FREEEE!!!!!

I have sent 3 people downstairs for me to keep getting them. I am shaking. :)

[Arch Stanton]

Sorry just got back from getting another one!

They are giving out the small 16 oz. Not much, but still FREEEE!!!!!

I have sent 3 people downstairs for me to keep getting them. I am shaking. :)

Nice. Put the shaking to good use!

[Awful Me]

Hiya Buddays! Long time no threading

[Danesy]

Nice. Put the shaking to good use!

I have gotten more done today then in the 2 years that I have been here. :D

[Goober]

oooooooooo I like it when chester likes it when the show starts!

wait, I beat chester. Therefor ignore the above.

[crippledalbino]

What does slovenly mean?

Main Entry: slov·en·ly
Pronunciation: \ˈslə-vən-lē also ˈslä-\
Function: adjective
Date: circa 1568
1 a: untidy especially in personal appearance b: lazily slipshod <slovenly in thought>
2: characteristic of a sloven <slovenly habits>
Wrong!!!!!!!
http://www.sh33pie.com/dtm/Weekend_at_Bernie_s.jpg
Alright, Goob.
Consider me pwned.
What are you supposed to be? Some kind of doctor?

Spin Doctor, actually.
If you want to call me baby, just go ahead now.

[LonnieHazard]

yeaaaaaaaaahh buddaaaays

[Goober]

Spin Doctor, actually.
If you want to call me baby, just go ahead now.

Cripple is 'Little Miss Can't be Wrong'.:action-sm

[crippledalbino]

Alice's Restaurant? "whaa"

[OxBabygirlxO]

hey everyone

[Blue Heeler]

Heya Buddays

[Ted the Poster]

wait, I beat chester. Therefor ignore the above.

That's quite a feat. He's like 7 feet tall.

[Chester'sLiver]

oooooooooo I like it when chester likes it when the show starts!

wait, I beat chester. Therefor ignore the above.
OOOOOOO I like when the show starts but I'm not here to say it..:icon_mrgr
hey everyone
Hi Marissa..:action-sm



Hey the baby is not born yet but all that means guys is that ESD is there to provide us with entertainment..:D

[crippledalbino]

hey everyone

Good afternoon to ya, miss.
How goes?

[crippledalbino]

Heya Buddays
'sup, Heeler?
That's quite a feat. He's like 7 feet tall.

Can you say something that sounds like 'feat' or 'feet' again? I was just getting into that...

[crippledalbino]

Hendrix was a one hit wonder!!!

Edit: Fuck that guy who doesn't post here anymore combo!

[Ted the Poster]

'sup, Heeler?


Can you say something that sounds like 'feat' or 'feet' again? I was just getting into that...

Homonym hilarity! Or is it a synonym? Shit.
What's the one that's the same spelled backward and forward?

[mikek]

Love Paul Newman.

[crippledalbino]

Homonym hilarity! Or is it a synonym? Shit.
What's the one that's the same spelled backward and forward?

That's an ontomonopaeia. BANG!

[silentbob8201]

Is Paul Newman going to be in Cars 2?

[crippledalbino]

Love Paul Newman.

Lookin' forward to mikek's 5555th post!!!
(I bet it will be 'hot')

[Blue Heeler]

That's an ontomonopaeia. BANG!

Aren't those words that are sounds? Like Buzzzz, beep, bang and nomnomnom

[crippledalbino]

Bo rules!
I know Bo.

[Goober]

Bo Knows Baseball, Bo Knows Football!!!

[crippledalbino]

That's an ontomonopaeia. BANG!

Aren't those words that are sounds? Like Buzzzz, beep, bang and nomnomnom

That's.... why.... I.... added... the... bang....
*forehead slap*

[crippledalbino]

Bo Knows Baseball, Bo Knows Football!!!

Thanks, GOOBERUP.

[Chester'sLiver]

for the block

[Arch Stanton]

Dave, I have a view on everything Thursdays on XM 202.

Cars reminds him of a cartoon version of Herbie? And Ron says...yeah?

Shark jumping alert at this moment.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

So where Kurt Cobain be if he didn't off himself...another Scott Weiland obscurity or...?

[Goober]

Wasn't Pistol Pete was a Jew too?

[crippledalbino]

for the block

:haha7::haha7::haha7:
Fuckin' CL playing some defense today. Nice!

[Goober]

Thanks, GOOBERUP.

Your welcome. I am going to smell my finger now.:action-sm

[crippledalbino]

Wasn't Pistol Pete was a Jew too?

I think you're thinking of 'ol Gefilte Gun Gary, actually.

[Arch Stanton]

Your welcome. I am going to smell my finger now.:action-sm

As long as you didn't step in it

[krunk]

hi buddddays

[Blue Heeler]

That's.... why.... I.... added... the... bang....
*forehead slap*

Missed it, I apologize...I'm sorry I did that. :icon_redf

[crippledalbino]

hi buddddays
Welcome, sir.
Enjoy heartily.
Missed it, I apologize...I'm sorry I did that. :icon_redf
FAIL

[Chester'sLiver]

I really can't watch the NBA

[dolemyte]

Gotta go Lakers... never a Boston fan for any team

[crippledalbino]

I really can't watch the NBA

I watched my first half a quarter of basketball last night ever.
I have zero appreciation for basketball, I admit that freely.

[krunk]

I haven't watched an NBA game since Barkley was traded to phoenix

[krisko]

back

with a chicken caesar wrap and a bowl of tomato bisque

mmmm

[Goober]

I haven't watched an NBA game since Barkley was traded to phoenix
I have not watched a NBA game since I went to see the Charlotte Hornets play the Celtics, back in the days of Larry Bird and Mugsey Bouges. I think I was 8.

[Ted the Poster]

I really can't watch the NBA

Know what my problem with the NBA is? They play basketball. I fucking hate basketball.

[Danesy]

back

with a chicken caesar wrap and a bowl of tomato bisque

mmmm

Yummmmmmm .... I want soup!

[krisko]

I really can't watch the NBA

yeah, nor can i. i'll start paying attention to detroit now but NBA players normally just make me sick

[Ted the Poster]

back

with a chicken caesar wrap and a bowl of tomato bisque

mmmm

Is this just another rotten metaphor for having your period? Because, you know...enough already.






:rolleyes:

[crippledalbino]

back

with a chicken caesar wrap and a bowl of tomato bisque

mmmm

Welcome back.
That sounds zany, indeed.

[Goober]

NBA players normally just make me sick

Good Girl! ;)

[Ted the Poster]

Yummmmmmm .... I want soup!

Man soup?

[dolemyte]

yeah, nor can i. i'll start paying attention to detroit now but NBA players normally just make me sick


Why is that?

[Danesy]

I like Philly's stadium (god help me!) ... I always have fun during games there.


*when I am not being harassed for not being a Phillies fan that is*

:)

[Chester'sLiver]

Know what my problem with the NBA is? They play basketball. I fucking hate basketball.

I love basketball..I played it for years. But the NBA isn't basketball..When your best shooters shoot 18 percent from the field its not basketball..

[crippledalbino]

For everyone's enjoyment:
Your Birthday Today
Lady Luck will be on your side this week. Unfortunately for you, Lady Skill, Lady Experience, and Lady Applied Probability Theory won't.

Aries March 21 - April 19
Coughing up blood is usually a sign of serious illness, but in your case it just means you're drinking it too fast.

Taurus April 20 - May 20
It's difficult to imagine what life would be like without your family, which is why you'll resort to a series of detailed sketches, diagrams, and plans.

Gemini May 21 - June 21
Earth and water magicks are strong in Gemini this week. Prepare to lose everything you own in a devastating mudslide.

Cancer June 22 - July 22
You'll soon be transformed into a half-man, half-wolf monstrosity—bringing you one step closer to becoming a full-fledged human.

Leo July 23 - August 22
A wise man once said, "To err is human; to forgive divine." But it's the fact that he charged for the advice that made him shrewd.

Virgo August 23 - September 22
You'll lose your childlike innocence this Thursday, and, after pleading guilty to a number of charges, your adult-like innocence as well.

Libra September 23 - October 23
A healthy relationship is all about compromise, or at least that's what you'll agree to in order to get your partner off your back.

Scorpio October 24 - November 21
Your amusing hospital jig will make all the patients smile, but that's only because they'll realize that dying of cancer isn't the most dehumanizing thing on earth.

Sagittarius November 22 - December 21
The stars indicate that you can receive your personalized horoscope reading in Spanish by pressing 3 now.

Capricorn December 22 - January 19
Maturity is often linked with a greater sense of responsibility, but you'll have to settle for a thick outer skin and deep yellow color.

Aquarius January 20 - February 18
They can take away your house, and they can take away your car, but they'll never take away your dignity. Probably because it isn't worth very much.

Pisces February 19 - March 20
While you've always believed in life after death, it's the possibility of life before death you're beginning to wonder about.

[Danesy]

Why is that?

Probably the same reason I hate them. They are all self centered douchebags. Everything is "me me me" ESPECIALLY KOBE BRYANT!

[crippledalbino]

I love basketball..I played it for years. But the NBA isn't basketball..When your best shooters shoot 18 percent from the field its not basketball..

I was amazed that there's a whole strategy involved with fouling someone. I kinda like sports wherein you're trying NOT to punch people in the face for team gain.

[Goober]

I want a boat

[krunk]

I kinda like sports wherein you're trying NOT to punch people in the face for team gain.


so ya don't like football and hockey?

[crippledalbino]

Probably the same reason I hate them. They are all self centered douchebags. Everything is "me me me" ESPECIALLY KOBE BRYANT!

It's a good thing that we're not like that here.



....By the way, has everyone heard the Cripsko podcast?!?
http://crippledalbino.podbean.com (http://meatspin.com)

[crippledalbino]

so ya don't like football and hockey?

Football, yes.
Hockey, no.

[krisko]

Why is that?

no fundamentals (if you can shoot 54% from the line and still get paid millions i want to rip your head off). no one gets position for rebounds, they just try to out jump people. people try to be too fuckin' flashy and forget about the easy stuff. a fuckin' lay up and a double triple behind the back upside down dunk. there's no hustle until the playoffs, they just jog down the fucking court. it's just too upsetting.

[crippledalbino]

Oh, Dave.
I love him, but Jesus. Heh.

[Goober]

....By the way, has everyone heard the Cripsko podcast?!?
http://crippledalbino.podbean.com (http://meatspin.com)

nope.

[dolemyte]

Probably the same reason I hate them. They are all self centered douchebags. Everything is "me me me" ESPECIALLY KOBE BRYANT!


In all fairness, its really an overrated perception of the players... Tim Duncan, Chris Paul, Dirk Nowitski, Lebron JAmes etc all class acts

i mean Dikembe Mutumbo builds hospitals and schools and hardly gets props for that

Not starting anything, just saying. this is one of the sterotypes that really gets to me for some reason

[Danesy]

It's a good thing that we're not like that here.



....By the way, has everyone heard the Cripsko podcast?!?
http://crippledalbino.podbean.com (http://meatspin.com)

Yes, I have .... and she blew up your spot. Apparently ......

You aren't really crippled ..... You fraud you!!!! :p

[Blue Heeler]

Baseball started in Ohio Ronnie.

[crippledalbino]

no fundamentals blah blah blah they're all black blah blah blah It's just too upsetting.

It's all about reading between the lines with this girl.

[crippledalbino]

Yes, I have .... and she blew up your spot. Apparently ......

You aren't really crippled ..... You fraud you!!!! :p

Wha wha wha...?
I thought I edited all that stuff out.
Maybe I posted the wrong part. Heh.

[dolemyte]

no fundamentals (if you can shoot 54% from the line and still get paid millions i want to rip your head off). no one gets position for rebounds, they just try to out jump people. people try to be too fuckin' flashy and forget about the easy stuff. a fuckin' lay up and a double triple behind the back upside down dunk. there's no hustle until the playoffs, they just jog down the fucking court. it's just too upsetting.


Yea, if i tried half that shit in HS i wouldve been doing laps till i puked. No arguements here

[Danesy]

In all fairness, its really an overrated perception of the players... Tim Duncan, Chris Paul, Dirk Nowitski, Lebron JAmes etc all class acts

i mean Dikembe Mutumbo builds hospitals and schools and hardly gets props for that

Not starting anything, just saying. this is one of the sterotypes that really gets to me for some reason

While I admit there are a few good ones ... the bad outweigh the good. I mean not just Kobe, there's Iverson, Carmelo Anthony, ANYONE on the Knicks .... it's all about flash and NO substance. It's just become a joke.

[krunk]

do people still watch/care about American Idol? i thought no one gave a shit anymore

[Ted the Poster]

In all fairness, its really an overrated perception of the players... Tim Duncan, Chris Paul, Dirk Nowitski, Lebron JAmes etc all class acts

i mean Dikembe Mutumbo builds hospitals and schools and hardly gets props for that

Not starting anything, just saying. this is one of the sterotypes that really gets to me for some reason

THAT's the stereotype about basketball players that gets to you? :haha7:

[krisko]

Probably the same reason I hate them. They are all self centered douchebags. Everything is "me me me" ESPECIALLY KOBE BRYANT!
and allen iverson. i like the pistons because they all have a role and they play it well. chauncey doesn't try to act all flashy. they're all pretty low key.
I want a boat
http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u224/SaneMadness/Failboat.jpg
Yea, if i tried half that shit in HS i wouldve been doing laps till i puked. No arguements here

<------------ made my shooting guard throw the ball against the backboard on a fast break so i could tip it in. hahahahah. (yeah, i got in trouble)

[Ted the Poster]

do people still watch/care about American Idol? i thought no one gave a shit anymore

Ugh. My wife can't get enough of reality shows.

[crippledalbino]

do people still watch/care about American Idol? i thought no one gave a shit anymore

I watch every single week. I can't get enough of those... uh...

...no, fuck it, I can't even make up enough to sound sarcastic.

[dolemyte]

and allen iverson. i like the pistons because they all have a role and they play it well. chauncey doesn't try to act all flashy. they're all pretty low key.

http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u224/SaneMadness/Failboat.jpg


<------------ made my shooting guard throw the ball against the backboard on a fast break so i could tip it in. hahahahah. (yeah, i got in trouble)


How fucking tall are you?

[Goober]

http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u224/SaneMadness/Failboat.jpg



I will have you know, that I am quite the sailer.

[Wilmington WOW]

hey buddays

here to start the snarkyness

[Chester'sLiver]

<------------ made my shooting guard throw the ball against the backboard on a fast break so i could tip it in. hahahahah. (yeah, i got in trouble)

<----------- threw the ball at one of the opponents' father in the stands....Got suspended for 3 games...He deserved it though..

[crippledalbino]

How fucking tall are you?
twelve hundred feet, not including the mast.
I will have you know, that I am quite the failer.

We know.

[krisko]

How fucking tall are you?

5'9''

[crippledalbino]

hey buddays

here to start the snarkyness

And I was just going to say that things were too sweet, genuine, and correctly spelled for wackbag. Thanks for coming to remedy all of that.

[krunk]

Ugh. My wife can't get enough of reality shows.

I'm ashamed to admit I'm liking Hell's Kitchen....

A few weeks before it started, I started watching Kitchen Nightmares on BBC America....and I really like Gordon Ramsey for some reason

[Ted the Poster]

<----------- threw the ball at one of the opponents' farther in the stands....Got suspended for 3 games...He deserved it though..
Der FARTHER?
http://nuudeli.com/gallery/albums/Viikon_Kuva/goldmember.jpg

[krunk]

I will have you know, that I am quite the sailer.




insert "seaman" joke here:_________________

[krisko]

i don't wear fur only because i think it's ugly but everytime i see a peta person i want to buy a fuckin' mink. yech

[crippledalbino]

Der FARTHER?
http://nuudeli.com/gallery/albums/Viikon_Kuva/goldmember.jpg

And der Marther.
http://www.mediabistro.com/unbeige/original/martha%20stewart.gif

[crippledalbino]

insert "seaman" joke here: "when goober comes into a locker room, he says 'I see men.'"

I suck at this.

[Wilmington WOW]

And I was just going to say that things were too sweet, genuine, and correctly spelled for wackbag. Thanks for coming to remedy all of that.

tankz yu :icon_mrgr

[Goober]

I suck at this.

you really do.

[krisko]

they really should 'eebolish' those.

i just want a steak. i don't care how the dumb cow dies. (unless i see it, then i'll cry and never eat meat again)

[Danesy]

hey buddays

here to start the snarkyness

Here you go .... for you Ville. Your worst nightmare as a Phillies fan .... this guy is one of your starters ... and here's a sight I know you are used to seeing after the 4th inning:

http://philadelphia.comcastsportsnet.com/images/content/phillies/081107-eaton.jpg

:action-sm

I'm ashamed to admit I'm liking Hell's Kitchen....

A few weeks before it started, I started watching Kitchen Nightmares on BBC America....and I really like Gordon Ramsey for some reason

Loooooove Hells Kitchen. Hate Matt. He's a douche.

Gordon Ramsey is just great. :p

[KNUCKLEUP]

i don't wear fur only because i think it's ugly but everytime i see a peta person i want to buy a fuckin' mink. yech

i love you.

[Chester'sLiver]

they really should 'eebolish' those.

i just want a steak. i don't care how the dumb cow dies. (unless i see it, then i'll cry and never eat meat again)

out of sight, out of mind...Bring on the steak and mashed potatoes...

[Wilmington WOW]

i just want a steak. i don't care how the dumb cow dies. (unless i see it, then i'll cry and never eat meat again)

yeah, i try not to think about the staughter house not nice

I went into a Perdue plant years ago :icon_eek:

I heard one chicken say "no, I am here for a neck tie fitting"

[crippledalbino]

they really should 'eebolish' those.

i just want a steak. i don't care how the dumb cow dies. (unless i see it, then i'll cry and never eat meat again)

It would take me like nine seconds to get over, and then I'm back to eating Ruth's Chris Porterhouses in no time at all.

[crippledalbino]

Fuckin' starving...

Earl, we got any Tiger McNuggets?

[Wilmington WOW]

out of sight, out of mind...Bring on the steak and mashed potatoes...

I wont eat a potato
they torture those poor things

[crippledalbino]

No defense mechanisms?
I think cows should use sarcasm and dark humor.

[dolemyte]

Cow is second to the pig as a magical all purpose food animal...

[crippledalbino]

I wont eat a potato
they torture those poor things

Tool was the one who taught us about the carrots...

[krisko]

i love you.
:icon_redf
*faints*
yeah, i try not to think about the staughter house not nice

I went into a Perdue plant years ago :icon_eek:

I heard one chicken say "no, I am here for a neck tie fitting"

if it's kobe beef i'll eat it just because i'm mad his life was better than mine is. i've

[MilkmanDan]

Cow is second to the pig as a magical all purpose food animal...

Shame Iraqi's arent delicious. I'd be first in line.

[TeenBungle]

I don't know what movie Lilly saw. Ingrid Newkirk came off as a egomaniacal asshole. She had her tubes tied in her twenties or something. I have no doubt it's because she doesn't want to procreate and "perpetuate" the awful species that is homo sapien. She is the worst liberal imaginable. She literally has "human" guilt. Someone fucking tell Ron that PETA wants the abolishment of any medical research involving animals. Ingrid was stated as saying she would stop the creation of a AIDS cure if it meant have to experiment on animals to get it. Ron doesn't know his fucking facts on this. My favorite part is there is a watchdog group that shows them feeding petsin their care IAMS products and IAMS is strictly forbidden by PETA at least publically. Oh and those pets in their care? That they took in? They euthanise most of them. The way they treated the dogs and cats corpses were as if they were rag dolls. Fuck them.

[Blue Heeler]

Speed in (mph)
Peregrine falcon 200.00+
Cheetah 70.00
Pronghorn antelope 61.00
Lion 50.00
Thomson's gazelle 50.00
Wildebeest 50.00
Quarter horse 47.50
Cape hunting dog 45.00
Elk 45.00
Coyote 43.00
Gray fox 42.00
Hyena 40.00
Ostrich 40.00
Zebra 40.00
Mongolian wild ass 40.00
Greyhound 39.35
Whippet 35.50
Jackal 35.00
Mule deer 35.00
Rabbit (domestic) 35.00
Giraffe 32.00
Reindeer 32.00
Cat (domestic) 30.00
Kangaroo 30.00
Grizzly bear 30.00
Wart hog 30.00
White-tailed deer 30.00
Human 27.89
Elephant 25.00
Black mamba snake 20.00
Six-lined race runner 18.00
Squirrel 12.00
Pig (domestic) 11.00
Chicken 9.00
House mouse 8.00
Spider (Tegenearia atrica) 1.17
Giant tortoise 0.17
Three-toed sloth 0.15
Garden snail 0.03

[KNUCKLEUP]

omg i just hate peta people.

*yes* you need to test shit on animals.

women are not going to go without mascara. and if a product hurts people in anyway, manufacturers will get sued.

this whole thing is fucking retarded.

if animals don't want to be test subjects, let them create weapons and we'll get this species war going.

fuck 'em.

[mikek]

if it's kobe beef i'll eat it just because i'm mad his life was better than mine is.
"whaa"
http://lakersblog.latimes.com/lakersblog/images/kobebryant110_isv8gwnc.jpg

[KNUCKLEUP]

I wont eat a potato
they torture those poor things

http://www.acemart.com/renderImage.image?imageName=graphics/00000001/products/VOL47713.jpg

don't forget eggs are people too.

[Chuck Schick]

"whaa"
http://lakersblog.latimes.com/lakersblog/images/kobebryant110_isv8gwnc.jpg

That might taste a little gamey. Get it? Gamey?

[mikek]

Tool was the one who taught us about the carrots...

For them, it's a holocaust.

[TeenBungle]

I like how Ron scolded that caller saying, "We just heard from a peta member!" sadly most peta members don't know wtf they are involving themselves with. Hey Ron, read up on Peta's ties to ELF. A listed terrorist group in the USA.

[Wilmington WOW]

:icon_redf
*faints*


if it's kobe beef i'll eat it just because i'm mad his life was better than mine is. i've

yeah kobe went to his prom with that chick Brandy
my date threw up all night

[crippledalbino]

Speed in (mph)
Peregrine falcon 200.00+
Cheetah 70.00
Pronghorn antelope 61.00
Lion 50.00
Thomson's gazelle 50.00
Wildebeest 50.00
Quarter horse 47.50
Cape hunting dog 45.00
Elk 45.00
Coyote 43.00
Gray fox 42.00
Hyena 40.00
Ostrich 40.00
Zebra 40.00
Mongolian wild ass 40.00
Greyhound 39.35
Whippet 35.50
Jackal 35.00
Mule deer 35.00
Rabbit (domestic) 35.00
Giraffe 32.00
Reindeer 32.00
Cat (domestic) 30.00
Kangaroo 30.00
Grizzly bear 30.00
Wart hog 30.00
White-tailed deer 30.00
Human 27.89
Elephant 25.00
Black mamba snake 20.00
Six-lined race runner 18.00
Squirrel 12.00
Pig (domestic) 11.00
Chicken 9.00
House mouse 8.00
Spider (Tegenearia atrica) 1.17
Giant tortoise 0.17
Three-toed sloth 0.15
Garden snail 0.03
Blue Heeler's topical hilarity 0.000000000000000000000000000000000001


Seems correct.

[Blue Heeler]

For them, it's a holocaust.

Let the rabbits wear glasses!

[Wilmington WOW]

I like how Ron scolded that caller saying, "We just heard from a peta member!" sadly most peta members don't know wtf they are involving themselves with. Hey Ron, read up on Peta's ties to ELF. A listed terrorist group in the USA.

I'm sure he will get right on that
any other suggestions for ronnie B?

[TeenBungle]

Oh for christ sakes whats the number to this show???

[crippledalbino]

Let the rabbits wear glasses!

We need new pornos!

Fuck. Wrong random song.

[Chuck Schick]

Oh for christ sakes whats the number to this show???

Last I heard, it was 866-RON-0-CRAZED.

[crippledalbino]

Oh for christ sakes whats the number to this show???

eight six six, ron zero fez!

[Wilmington WOW]

Oh for christ sakes whats the number to this show???

send an email to www.meatspin.com

[Danesy]

Oh for christ sakes whats the number to this show???

866.ron.0.fez

Dave is a fuckin' retard.

[Blue Heeler]

We need new pornos!

Fuck. Wrong random song.

Gem of topical hilarity yourself there. :action-sm

[TeenBungle]

I'm sure he will get right on that
any other suggestions for ronnie B?

No but how about he shuts his mouth and doesn't scold a informed caller who knew what she was talking about. he said at the beginning of the interview he knows nothing about Peta. Lilly, a member of a whopping week or so, is no the most informed source for him. I just find it annoying Ron goes and tries to always take the odd angle on things too look hip. Ever notice he always has the opposite view on topics that the rest of the cast has?

[crippledalbino]

Gem of topical hilarity yourself there. :action-sm

I'm just waiting for my opportunity to use my five minutes of Woodrow Wilson material on you guys.

[Goober]

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/1/18/Bear_bike.gif

[crippledalbino]

No but how about he shuts his mouth and doesn't scold a informed caller who knew what she was talking about. he said at the beginning of the interview he knows nothing about Peta. Lilly, a member of a whopping week or so, is no the most informed source for him. I just find it annoying Ron goes and tries to always take the odd angle on things too look hip. Ever notice he always has the opposite view on topics that the rest of the cast has?

Call him up and yell at him.
I've got my system set up to record for maximum hilarity.

[Blue Heeler]

I'm just waiting for my opportunity to use my five minutes of Woodrow Wilson material on you guys.

We already listened to 50+ minutes of drunken drivel from your podcast. :action-sm


Wait, that was fucking krisko, you were fucking fine, you fucking fucker....get it? huh? fucking huh?

[TeenBungle]

Call him up and yell at him.
I've got my system set up to record for maximum hilarity.

can't get fucking through. i'll keep trying. ugh, are they moving on in topics?

[Wilmington WOW]

my favorite pet - Duke

http://nymag.com/images/2/daily/food/07/10/29_cheesesteak_lg.jpg

[krisko]

Tool was the one who taught us about the carrots...
I
For them, it's a holocaust.
LOVE
Let the rabbits wear glasses!
YOU

:jump

[crippledalbino]

We already listened to 50+ minutes of drunken drivel from your podcast. :action-sm


Wait, that was fucking krisko, you were fucking fine, you fucking fucker....get it? huh? fucking huh?

Some people use commas, I use the word 'fuckin,' you got a problem with that?

And by the way, if you sent me an 'instant feedback', I didn't get it. Hard for you to get into pillow talk for the next one if you're not corresponding properly. Are you using the right instant feedback engine?

[Wilmington WOW]

No but how about he shuts his mouth and doesn't scold a informed caller who knew what she was talking about. he said at the beginning of the interview he knows nothing about Peta. Lilly, a member of a whopping week or so, is no the most informed source for him. I just find it annoying Ron goes and tries to always take the odd angle on things too look hip. Ever notice he always has the opposite view on topics that the rest of the cast has?

be careful, he might call you TeenBungle Now

[KNUCKLEUP]

SPECIES WAR!

http://www.wildonesonline.faketrix.com/content/pictures/original/awesome-snake-bite-photo.jpg

[crippledalbino]

my favorite pet - Duke

http://whatscookingamerica.net/History/Sandwiches/PhillyCheesecake2.jpg

Order in English, motherfucker!!!!

[TeenBungle]

be careful, he might call you TeenBungle Now

Naw I wouldn't use my sn when calling a show

[crippledalbino]

Naw I wouldn't use my sn when calling a show

Yeah, it takes a real retard to try to get someone on the show to say your messageboard name.

[krisko]

SPECIES WAR!

http://www.wildonesonline.faketrix.com/content/pictures/original/awesome-snake-bite-photo.jpg

hot

[Goober]

Great song, here is a comb

[ChoppedLiver]

I don't eat horse and don't know ANY Canadian who has.

It Takes A Rube......:rolleyes:

[krisko]

Yeah, it takes a real retard to try to get someone on the show to say your messageboard name.

Teenbungle13PSU

miss hoffman :(

[Chuck Schick]

If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.

[Blue Heeler]

Some people use commas, I use the word 'fuckin,' you got a problem with that?

And by the way, if you sent me an 'instant feedback', I didn't get it. Hard for you to get into pillow talk for the next one if you're not corresponding properly. Are you using the right instant feedback engine?

[matrix kid] There is no email. [/matrix kid]

[Wilmington WOW]

Teenbungle13PSU

miss hoffman :(


i saw the Breck girl gave his support to Osama in your town yesterday

[Chuck Schick]

I like to eat my canned tuna fish with a little sprinkling of dolphin.

[mikek]

non-sequitur:

http://kuras.us/images/2008.05.15.gif

[Goober]

Teenbungle13PSU

miss hoffman :(

Here is a secret message from homan13PSU
(http://www.supload.com/listen?s=GC8NCFF0SLCN)

[Wilmington WOW]

my other pet

http://www.spiceplace.com/images/rapa-scrapple.jpg

[TeenBungle]

Yeah, it takes a real retard to try to get someone on the show to say your messageboard name.

:( Ugh I have been up for so long I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not. I'm not ragging anyone that would use their sn I just personally hate mine and wouldn't use it.

[krisko]

i saw the Breck girl gave his support to the magic negro in your town yesterday

if you're going Limbaugh, you've gotta go all the way :D

i hate Edwards. i don't hate obama, i just disagree with his politics. edwards is an opporunistic shitdick who took advantage of his dead son and his wife's cancer and he still couldn't win the fuckin' nomination.

[crippledalbino]

Teenbungle13PSU

miss hoffman :(
Yeah, I guess that's what happens when you move into a new, slightly more real job.
[matrix kid] There is no email. [/matrix kid]
But if you send your mind AROUND the e-mail...

I like to eat my canned tuna fish with a little sprinkling of dolphin.

With the prices I'm paying, it had better be mostly dolphin at this point.

[dolemyte]

my other pet

http://www.spiceplace.com/images/rapa-scrapple.jpg


Jesus i miss the NC scrapple

[krisko]

fez doesn't eat fish?

surprise surprise

[flyerfan116]

Teenbungle13PSU

miss hoffman :(

lol...what happened to him?

[mikek]

Here is a secret message from homan13PSU
(http://www.supload.com/listen?s=GC8NCFF0SLCN)

never. gets. old.

[Goober]

if you're going Limbaugh, you've gotta go all the way :D

i hate Edwards. i don't hate obama, i just disagree with his politics. edwards is an opporunistic shitdick who took advantage of his dead son and his wife's cancer and he still couldn't win the fuckin' nomination.

I don't remember him taking advantage of his dead son.

[Blue Heeler]

Damn, I'd kill for some veal right now.

[Goober]

never. gets. old.

homan13PSU (http://www.zshare.net/audio/106944378610d3ef/) should be the new Rick Roll.

[mikek]

<------- fish fan

http://kuras.us/images/phish.png

oh, wait...

[crippledalbino]

:( Ugh I have been up for so long I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not. I'm not ragging anyone that would use their sn I just personally hate mine and wouldn't use it.

Yeah, I've got a whole collection of people saying crippled albino stuff. Dont' worry about it.
In your case, you should probably make the switch up to AdultBungle sooner rather than later.

[Blue Heeler]

You really have to spice up deer meat, we make a lot of deer jerky or stew meat out of them.

[krisko]

lol...what happened to him?
he has a job..teehee
I don't remember him taking advantage of his dead son.

he's a necrophiliac, you didn't know?

[Blue Heeler]

ESD with a nice pun, where's Chester'sLiver???

[TeenBungle]

I don't remember him taking advantage of his dead son.

Of course not because he didn't. Nor his wife's cancer. but to some people if he decided to continue running for an office after these events happened therefor he is using those tragedies because he will be benefit from a boost of support and care from the people. I'm sure he'd give it all up to get his son's life and his wife's health back

[Goober]

he's a necrophiliac, you didn't know?

Hiyooooooooo!

[Wilmington WOW]

Jesus i miss the NC scrapple

NC? north carolina?

[krisko]

i would blow a deer's fuckin' brains out and leave its carcass in the woods. i hate venison but i think that deer are the devil.

i also love to fish but i can't eat fish.

i think i'm evil.

[TeenBungle]

he has a job..teehee


he's a necrophiliac, you didn't know?

Well. I can't deny he is a corpse fucker

[MilkmanDan]

Jimmies is a Philadelphia thing

[krisko]

Of course not because he didn't. Nor his wife's cancer. but to some people if he decided to continue running for an office after these events happened therefor he is using those tragedies because he will be benefit from a boost of support and care from the people. I'm sure he'd give it all up to get his son's life and his wife's health back
sure sure, i bet campaigning across the country is realllllyyyyy good for a woman with cancer :rolleyes:
Hiyooooooooo!

:action-sm

[dolemyte]

:popcorn:

[crippledalbino]

i would blow a deer's fuckin' brains out and leave its carcass in the woods. i hate venison but i think that deer are the devil.

i also love to fish but i can't eat fish.

i think i'm evil.

And you'd also kick a tomato but can't eat that either. You're really just a violent, but finicky eater.

[dolemyte]

NC? north carolina?


Yea, where my folks are from. i was the only one born here

[Wilmington WOW]

Of course not because he didn't. Nor his wife's cancer. but to some people if he decided to continue running for an office after these events happened therefor he is using those tragedies because he will be benefit from a boost of support and care from the people. I'm sure he'd give it all up to get his son's life and his wife's health back

well said and very true

you're ok in my book
but then again, my book is only one page

[crippledalbino]

Jimmies is a Philadelphia thing

They do it in Boston, too.

Really, Boston coming through with racist names for delicious little colored things? No.............

[Chester'sLiver]

oooooooo Board Gossip... RADIO GOLD!

[Chuck Schick]

Of course not because he didn't. Nor his wife's cancer. but to some people if he decided to continue running for an office after these events happened therefor he is using those tragedies because he will be benefit from a boost of support and care from the people. I'm sure he'd give it all up to get his son's life and his wife's health back


He did do an impression of a dead fetus crying out for justice in a courtroom to win a tort case.

[Goober]

What is that tune Ronnie is always playing these days?

[crippledalbino]

well said and very true

you're ok in my book
but then again, my book is only one page

And it's poorly spelled.

Wavy guy hilarity!

[Wilmington WOW]

ronnie you should know this
-------------------------------


Sprinkles vs. jimmies
Posted Aug 6th 2006 2:59PM by Joe DiStefano
Filed under: Dessert, Chocolate, Candy, Did you know?, America, Sugar

Thanks to The Capital Times, I now know the difference between sprinkles and jimmies. The difference is there is no difference. Both are the little bits of candy-coated chocolate that liven up your ice cream. The real distinction seems to be one of place. As a New Yorker I call them sprinkles. Folks in Philadelphia, Boston, Michigan and Wisconsin call them jimmies.

But where does the word jimmies itself come from? As with many food origins, there's a fanciful story. In the 1930s the Just Born candy company manufactured sprinkles. Seems a guy named Jimmy ran the the company's sprinkle-making machine and the name stuck.

The article also goes on to detail how sprinkles are made as well as foreign variations. It even suggests some really novel uses for sprinkles. All I can say is cream cheese and rainbow sprinkles on a bagel is one combination this New Yorker isn't trying. And nobody's gonna fool me by calling them jimmies either.

[krisko]

:popcorn:

fuckin' starvin'

[MilkmanDan]

I just cant get enough Sheepy Talk !

[crippledalbino]

What is that tune Ronnie is always playing these days?

I don't know the name of it, but I've heard it on Drowning Mona.

[Wilmington WOW]

Yea, where my folks are from. i was the only one born here

didnt know they had scrapple down there

thought is was a PA/DE thing only

[krisko]

He did do an impression of a dead fetus crying out for justice in a courtroom to win a tort case.

he's a fucking scum bag, i'm not sure how anyone can deny this at this point

[TeenBungle]

sure sure, i bet campaigning across the country is realllllyyyyy good for a woman with cancer :rolleyes:


:action-sm

that was her decision not yours, if i remember correctly. I've had several people I know who were diagnosed with cancer. All were told not to slow down. Now, were they running around campaigning? No. But this not being a first diagnoses, I believe it was her second reemergence of her cancer, they may have realized she may not make it this time regardless of how much rest she had and she wished to live out out her remaining time supporting the guy she loved. I'm not saying Edwards isn't a douche but for you to insinuate he is out pimping and riding his cancer ridding wife like a work horse is bothersome. It's like you're just quoting a line from a shit Ann Coulter blog.

[crippledalbino]

that was her decision not yours, if i remember correctly. I've had several people I know who were diagnosed with cancer. All were told not to slow down. Now, were they running around campaigning? No. But this not being a first diagnoses, I believe it was her second reemergence of her cancer, they may have realized she may not make it this time regardless of how much rest she had and she wished to live out out her remaining time supporting the guy she loved. I'm not saying Edwards isn't a douche but for you to insinuate he is out pimping and riding his cancer ridding wife like a work horse is bothersome. It's like you're just quoting a line from a shit Ann Coulter blog.

What is this, you show up with three posts a day and now all of a sudden you become Mr. Yappy-Can't-Shut-Up about John Edwards?

[Blue Heeler]

that was her decision not yours, if i remember correctly. I've had several people I know who were diagnosed with cancer. All were told not to slow down. Now, were they running around campaigning? No. But this not being a first diagnoses, I believe it was her second reemergence of her cancer, they may have realized she may not make it this time regardless of how much rest she had and she wished to live out out her remaining time supporting the guy she loved. I'm not saying Edwards isn't a douche but for you to insinuate he is out pimping and riding his cancer ridding wife like a work horse is bothersome. It's like you're just quoting a line from a shit Ann Coulter blog.

and then what happened?

[krisko]

that was her decision not yours, if i remember correctly. I've had several people I know who were diagnosed with cancer. All were told not to slow down. Now, were they running around campaigning? No. But this not being a first diagnoses, I believe it was her second reemergence of her cancer, they may have realized she may not make it this time regardless of how much rest she had and she wished to live out out her remaining time supporting the guy she loved. I'm not saying Edwards isn't a douche but for you to insinuate he is out pimping and riding his cancer ridding wife like a work horse is bothersome. It's like you're just quoting a line from a shit Ann Coulter blog.

i've never read an ann coulter blog. you sound like you're reading from a stupid randy rhodes blog. it's ok if you want to be an apologist for the guy, i'm just not as naive as all of that.

[MilkmanDan]

What is this, you show up with three posts a day and now all of a sudden you become Mr. Yappy-Can't-Shut-Up about John Edwards?

The Post-limit police in effect, ruh oh.

[TeenBungle]

He did do an impression of a dead fetus crying out for justice in a courtroom to win a tort case.

Begin to tell me how the fuck that connects to his pimping the death of his son for political gain? It doesn't. Many of us here have made jokes about abortions. If your point is is that he is a douchey guy then alright. There is ample evidence of that. Same with all the candidates quite frankly. because he did what it took to win a court case does not mean somehow he is a devil.

[crippledalbino]

The Post-limit police in effect, ruh oh.

Post Office, actually.
In sleet or snow or rain or whatever...

...no, but of course, he's perfectly allowed to post as much as he wants, but he makes me nervous when he starts posting in gigantic paragraphs. The next step is someone getting killed, and I'm in the same state.

[TeenBungle]

i've never read an ann coulter blog. you sound like you're reading from a stupid randy rhodes blog. it's ok if you want to be an apologist for the guy, i'm just not as naive as all of that.

I never voted for the man. i dislike the man. you just were out of line saying that he purposefully took advantage of his sons death and wife's cancer.

[krisko]

Begin to tell me how the fuck that connects to his pimping the death of his son for political gain? It doesn't. Many of us here have made jokes about abortions. If your point is is that he is a douchey guy then alright. There is ample evidence of that. Same with all the candidates quite frankly. because he did what it took to win a court case does not mean someone he is a devil.

my head just sploded

[krisko]

I never voted for the man. i dislike the man. you just were out of line saying that he purposefully took advantage of his sons death and wife's cancer.

hmm....i'm out of line for pointing out something that seems perfectly obvious to me?

ponderous

[Chuck Schick]

Begin to tell me how the fuck that connects to his pimping the death of his son for political gain? It doesn't. Many of us here have made jokes about abortions. If your point is is that he is a douchey guy then alright. There is ample evidence of that. Same with all the candidates quite frankly. because he did what it took to win a court case does not mean someone he is a devil.

It means he is a douche. It also means that he won't be in favor of tort reforms to curb outrageous medical malpractice judgements which put good doctors out of business because of escalating insurance costs.

[crippledalbino]

hmm....i'm out of line for pointing out something that seems perfectly obvious to me?

ponderous

No, you're out of line for being a republican and rooting for the tigers.

*ducks*

[Chester'sLiver]

I think I speak for wackbag when I say they should do Board Gossip every day.. The more ESD the better

[LiddyRules]

Buddies, how the show so far?

[Chuck Schick]

Anyone know that song that plays during the Jimmy promo?

[krisko]

No, you're out of line for being a republican and rooting for the tigers.

*ducks*

die :icon_evil

[crippledalbino]

Buddies, how the show so far?

It was alright, and then Ron started intentionally destroying board gossip by playing every sound drop they had. It was pretty funny.

[krisko]

I think I speak for wackbag when I say they should do Board Gossip every day.. The more ESD the better

i think i speak for myself when i say, fuckin' love hahhhvey's new bit.


will you play GTA4 already?! chrisssakes you're never on

[TeenBungle]

Buddies, how the show so far?

Lilly is now a vegetarian, Fez won't eat dolphin, if the cops chase Earl he will turn his ballcaps backwards and run, and Dave is still a dork

[Danesy]

When did wackbag appoint a spokesperson??? I must have missed the memo .... "whaa"

[krisko]

When did wackbag appoint a spokesperson??? I must have missed the memo .... "whaa"

yeah!

and why am i rude?!

[Chester'sLiver]

i think i speak for myself when i say, fuckin' love hahhhvey's new bit.


will you play GTA4 already?! chrisssakes you're never on

I have been a busy boy..I might be on for a little today, but its LOST day so I probably won't be..

[TeenBungle]

i think i speak for myself when i say, fuckin' love hahhhvey's new bit.


will you play GTA4 already?! chrisssakes you're never on

I'm addicted to the Free Mode. The Cops and Robbers game is kinda eh.

[MilkmanDan]

Black chicks have been going out with White guys for a long time, but both keep it on the thing the kids call "the downlow" ... at least I did.

[Goober]

I am glad my Alma Mater is doing some worthwhile studies.

[crippledalbino]

When did wackbag appoint a spokesperson??? I must have missed the memo .... "whaa"

Yeah, it was when you weren't posting so much, we all got together and appointed someone. A figurehead, really, that will just get assassinated one of these days to start BoardWarIII.

[LiddyRules]

That's annoyingly assholeish

[Chester'sLiver]

Oh this ESD is just crazy...What will he say next? :haha7: I'm on the edge of my seat...

[crippledalbino]

Black chicks have been going out with White guys for a long time, but both keep it on the thing the kids call "the downlow" ... at least I did.

Uh... Pssst...
"Downlow" refers to black dudes fucking each other then going home to their girlfriends. You, uh.... you were doing that, were ya?

[Blue Heeler]

When did wackbag appoint a spokesperson??? I must have missed the memo .... "whaa"

Women weren't allowed to vote. Blacks could vote, but it only counted as 2/3rds of a vote.

[krisko]

I'm addicted to the Free Mode. The Cops and Robbers game is kinda eh.
i suck at all modes equally :(
Black chicks have been going out with White guys for a long time, but both keep it on the thing the kids call "the downlow" ... at least I did.
as well you should!
Women weren't allowed to vote. Blacks could vote, but it only counted as 2/3rds of a vote.

ahhhh the good old days.

[Danesy]

Black chicks have been going out with White guys for a long time, but both keep it on the thing the kids call "the downlow" ... at least I did.

OK, I think I speak for myself when I say "ewwwww" :action-sm

Yeah, it was when you weren't posting so much, we all got together and appointed someone. A figurehead, really, that will just get assassinated one of these days to start BoardWarIII.

Have we appointed an assassin yet? Cause I got nothin' to do later .... :action-sm

[Wilmington WOW]

Black chicks have been going out with White guys for a long time, but both keep it on the thing the kids call "the downlow" ... at least I did.

http://brotherpeacemaker.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/jungle-fever.jpg

http://www.darkposer.com/pics/Jungle%20Fever%20017.jpg

[MilkmanDan]

Uh... Pssst...
"Downlow" refers to black dudes fucking each other then going home to their girlfriends. You, uh.... you were doing that, were ya?

Noooo ! They took it away from me, then.

I heard part of your podcast, you just wanted to say "fucking" didnt you? :icon_surp

[TeenBungle]

Black chicks have been going out with White guys for a long time, but both keep it on the thing the kids call "the downlow" ... at least I did.

Ugh, someone should tell my father that

[crippledalbino]

Have we appointed an assassin yet? Cause I got nothin' to do later .... :action-sm

La Femme Danesita FTW!

[LiddyRules]

Yeah, it was when you weren't posting so much, we all got together and appointed someone. A figurehead, really, that will just get assassinated one of these days to start BoardWarIII. Miss Archduke Frunkusnand

Oh this ESD is just crazy...What will he say next? :haha7: I'm on the edge of my seat...I thought you liked him.

[crippledalbino]

Noooo ! They took it away from me, then.

I heard part of your podcast, you just wanted to say "fucking" didnt you? :icon_surp

It's Krisko.
She makes me work blue.
In fact, she makes ALL guys work blue, come to think of it.

[BasketOfPuppies]

I disagree with Ron. I make friends at the bar all the time.

[crippledalbino]

Miss Archduke Frunkusnand


:haha7::haha7::haha7::haha7:
Fuck you, Liddy.
:haha7::haha7:

[Chester'sLiver]

I thought you liked him.
I do..there is no sarcasm in my posts sir...

[mikek]

It's Krisko.
She gives me blue balls.
In fact, she gives ALL guys blue balls, come to think of it.

fixed for hilarity.

[MilkmanDan]

I disagree with Ron. I make friends at the bar all the time.

Well you're an adorable basket of puppies, of course.

[Goober]

It's Krisko.
She makes me work blue.
In fact, she makes ALL guys work blue, come to think of it.

Well, you have not heard the Goobisko cast yet.

[crippledalbino]

Well, you have not heard the Goobisko cast yet.

Yeah, that's gonna be great.

K: "Hey, I'm Krisko, I bring nothing to the table."
G: "Here, let me play Hoffman's call."
K: "You suck."
G: "Have you heard Hoffman's call?"

[BasketOfPuppies]

Women are always honest about what they like and what really works on them. Very honest.

[MilkmanDan]

I've never seen an "alpha male" stick anything up their ass.

oh, nor do I want to. Honest

[LiddyRules]

And John Waters is John Waters and Dave is Dave. There's kind of a difference there.

[Goober]

Yeah, that's gonna be great.

K: "Hey, I'm Krisko, I bring nothing to the table."
G: "Here, let me play Hoffman's call."
K: "You suck."
G: "Have you heard Hoffman's call?"


I have plenty to discuss. If you keep it up, I will throw out my plans for a Crippledalboober cast.:action-sm

[crippledalbino]

I've never seen an "alpha male" stick anything up their ass.

oh, nor do I want to. Honest

It's the Eta Delta Sigmas that do that.

[Danesy]

I've never seen an "alpha male" stick anything up their ass.

oh, nor do I want to. Honest

That's cause only stupid attention whores do that.

That or gay men.

Dave could be both.

[crippledalbino]

I have plenty to discuss. If you keep it up, I will throw out my plans for a Crippledalboober cast.:action-sm

No no no!!!!
I'm sorry!!!
I just want to say 'ALBOOBER'!!!!!
All previous cohosts are now FIRED!!!!
CrippledAlBoober for the motherfucking win!!!!!!!

[mikek]

I have plenty to discuss. If you keep it up, I will let you stick it in my ass.

fixed for hilarity

[mikek]

That's cause only stupid attention whores do that.

That or gay men.

Dave could be both.

that earns you:
:haha7::haha7::haha7:

[Danesy]

And John Waters is John Waters and Dave is Dave. There's kind of a difference there.

Not really, think about it ... they both enjoy shoving large objects up their ass. They are practically the same person. :rolleyes:

[crippledalbino]

For the block

[crippledalbino]

Not really, think about it ... they both enjoy shoving large objects up their ass. They are practically the same person. :rolleyes:

And Dave has appeared in 'Gap,' so he's also sort of a movie star.

[Goober]

No no no!!!!
I'm sorry!!!
I just want to say 'ALBOOBER'!!!!!
All previous cohosts are now FIRED!!!!
CrippledAlBoober for the motherfucking win!!!!!!!

The combined name gets the hilarity off to a good start.

[Wilmington WOW]

favorite pickup line
------------------------

You know, it's okay
to loathe these people.


Really?

There is so much life in you.


And so much emotional larceny
in these others.

[Danesy]

He doesn't know what they are embarrased about?!?!?!?

Dave ... you eat your own shit. I doubt they are proud of you.

[DonTheTrucker]

Good afternoon.

[Chester'sLiver]

For the block

Copyright Chester'sLiver 2008



and Wackbag is proud of ESD.... He is our hero after all.

[crippledalbino]

The combined name gets the hilarity off to a good start.

Seriously dude, we don't need to tell a single joke, we can coast on just intro-ing the show once every thirty seconds.

Oh, wait, that was my last podcast. Shit.

[Wilmington WOW]

ESD spread out roses for her and then he wrote "touch me I'm dick"

[crippledalbino]

Copyright Chester's Liver 2008

If only I had damn Krisko's Alt-9184871810 thing down...

[Wilmington WOW]

<--- was at Mons Venus during the super bowl
then we went to the IHOP next door
guys were getting blown in the parking lot

[MilkmanDan]

Good afternoon.

Nice Sig Don ) You sure did have a husky voice the other day, back up to 5 packs a day?

[LiddyRules]

<--- was at Mons Venus during the super bowl
then we went to the IHOP next door
guys were getting blown in the parking lot You didn't even need the first sentence for that.

[TeenBungle]

favorite pickup line
------------------------

You know, it's okay
to loathe these people.


Really?

There is so much life in you.


And so much emotional larceny
in these others.

That must get gloomy 15 yearold girls at Hot Topic wet in the pants.

[crippledalbino]

<--- was at Mons Venus during the super bowl
then we went to the IHOP next door
guys were getting blown in the parking lot

Nothin' better than getting a double stack of pancakes and then shooting a load in a stripper's eye. I'm all for it.

[DonTheTrucker]

Nothin' better than getting a double stack of pancakes and then shooting a load in a stripper's eye. I'm all for it.

And all this can be yours for the price of an eight ball!

[LiddyRules]

And all this can be yours for the price of an eight ball! Flat bacon, dry eggs and oral.

[Wilmington WOW]

That must get gloomy 15 yearold girls at Hot Topic wet in the pants.

naw just her

http://www.insidesocal.com/hollywoodjoe/.aaaaaaaaaakyraa.jpg

[DonTheTrucker]

Flat bacon, dry eggs and oral.

Nothing like that cokehead nasal drip for lubricant when they get cottonmouth.

[mikek]

favorite pickup line
------------------------

You know, it's okay
to loathe these people.


Really?

There is so much life in you.


And so much emotional larceny
in these others.

:haha7:

[Wilmington WOW]

Nothin' better than getting a double stack of pancakes and then shooting a load in a stripper's eye. I'm all for it.

rooty tooty
gooey shooty

[crippledalbino]

Nothing like that cokehead nasal drip for lubricant when they get cottonmouth.

That must be just like when I was fucking my pillow as a kid.

[DonTheTrucker]

That must be just like when I was fucking my pillow as a kid.

Did your pillow have some other guy's name tattooed on it and try to steal your wallet when you were done?

[crippledalbino]

I absolutely agree with compromise in a relationship.
As long as she's willing to compromise and do things my way, we're in business.

[LiddyRules]

Depending on where it is, I think I'd move for my chick. As long as there is some independent theater nearby- a good one- I think I'll be fine.

[crippledalbino]

Did your pillow have some other guy's name tattooed on it and try to steal your wallet when you were done?

Don, I think I can tell the difference between my pillow and my mother. :(

[Wilmington WOW]

Depending on where it is, I think I'd move for my chick. As long as there is some independent theater nearby- a good one- I think I'll be fine.

who ever make less money moves

[Danesy]

Aaaaaand yet again, Dave proves what a selfish bastard he is.

[DonTheTrucker]

I absolutely agree with compromise in a relationship.
As long as she's willing to compromise and do things my way, we're in business.

Oh this is going to be interesting.


Funny thing is, I'm in the exact situation they're talking about right now. I have no problem picking up and moving for the right chick.

[crippledalbino]

Oh this is going to be interesting.


Funny thing is, I'm in the exact situation they're talking about right now. I have no problem picking up and moving for the right chick.

Where are you moving to?
Because it does kind of depend on quality of destination...

[krisko]

fixed for hilarity.
that's what he meant, you don't need to be so blunt about it, silly ;)
Copyright Chester'sLiver 2008



and Wackbag is proud of ESD.... He is our hero after all.
©
Nice Sig Don ) You sure did have a husky voice the other day, back up to 5 packs a day?
:haha7::haha7:
That must get gloomy 15 yearold girls at Hot Topic wet in the pants.
:haha7::haha7:

who ever make less money moves
QFMFT!

[DonTheTrucker]

Interesting that Dave didn't hesitate a second to say he'd move for his kid. I guess he's growing up. :)

[Blue Heeler]

My wife could possibly need to move to North Carolina for her job, I'd have no problem moving as well.

Blue Heeler from NC?

[Danesy]

Not that it's the biggest move, but I am in a similar situation. I live near NY and am willing to move to the boonies for my BF. It's a change, and a longer commute, but for the right person it works. I can't wait. I am so excited. :)

[DonTheTrucker]

Where are you moving to?
Because it does kind of depend on quality of destination...

I'm moving to Delaware. It's almost exactly like where I live, and is about the same distance from where my kid and ex wife live, so it's not a big deal.

[Blue Heeler]

Kentucky woo woo

[DonTheTrucker]

My wife could possibly need to move to North Carolina for her job, I'd have no problem moving as well.

Blue Heeler from NC?

Make sure it's up in the hills where there's no internet.

[MilkmanDan]

Ron finally responding to my emails about getting Dave to move

[LiddyRules]

She left behind a life of Paltalk to join a life of Paltalk! She went from computer friends to real friends! Sacrifice!

[DonTheTrucker]

Dave going after a hayseed caller who thinks he knows who Dave is? Nice.

[Blue Heeler]

Make sure it's up in the hills where there's no internet.

oh Donnie, you're such a kidder...

It would be near Charlotte...

[Danesy]

Oooooh Dave's big sacrafice???? Moving a fuckin' car .....

This is your hero Wackbag. Congrats!

[Wilmington WOW]

I'm moving to Delaware. It's almost exactly like where I live, and is about the same distance from where my kid and ex wife live, so it's not a big deal.

yeah
you will need to change your WB name to
Newark Now

btw northern Del is not the same as pennsyltuckey :action-sm

[Chester'sLiver]

ESD can't move becuase Wackbag would be devastated... We need him on air.

[LiddyRules]

Oooooh Dave's big sacrafice???? Moving a fuckin' car .....

This is your hero Wackbag. Congrats! He's not my hero.

[krisko]

meeting

pease hode

[Chuck Schick]

Here's a little saying I just came up with that might help Dave:

"Life is about the journey, not the destination."

-GuitarLaw-

[crippledalbino]

My wife could possibly need to move to North Carolina for her job, I'd have no problem moving as well.

Blue Heeler from NC?
Opie would never read your IFs ever again, he'd think you were an imposter.
Just like Sgt G, if he ever leaves Iraq, no one's gonna give a fuck about "Scmuck G from Connecticut."
Not that it's the biggest move, but I am in a similar situation. I live near NY and am willing to move to the boonies for my BF. It's a change, and a longer commute, but for the right person it works. I can't wait. I am so excited. :)
There are pluses and minuses. If what you value is out in the boonies, then a bit of a hike isn't so bad.
I'm moving to Delaware. It's almost exactly like where I live, and is about the same distance from where my kid and ex wife live, so it's not a big deal.

And again... moving for the right reasons, all is good. And it doesn't sound like you're actually SACRIFICING much if it's the same... you just get another shitty trucking job and all is well in your world.

[DonTheTrucker]

This guy is complaining there is no culture in Illinois and he's from Jersey? I'm pretty sure they show Goodfellas on TV in the midwest too.

[DonTheTrucker]

yeah
you will need to change your WB name to
Newark Now

btw northern Del is not the same as pennsyltuckey :action-sm

No, not Newark this time.

Lets just say it's below the canal. :icon_eek:

And yes, Northern Del. IS the same as where I live. Suburban sprawl.

[crippledalbino]

Here's a little saying I just came up with that might help Dave:

"Life is about the journey, not the destination."

-GuitarLaw-

Thanks, RegularLaw.

[Arch Stanton]

Here's a little saying I just came up with that might help Dave:

"Life is about the journey, not the destination."

-GuitarLaw-

That applies to alot of things. Sailing, Convertibles, Motorcycles too.

[Danesy]

He's not my hero.

But the wackbag spokesperson spoke for ALL of wackbag & proclaimed it so .....

This guy is complaining there is no culture in Illinois and he's from Jersey? I'm pretty sure they show Goodfellas on TV in the midwest too.

HEY!!!! :(

[mikek]

Is this a bit, or is ESD serious about his opinion?

[Wilmington WOW]

No, not Newark this time.

Lets just say it's below the canal. :icon_eek:



oh Delatuckey


odessa, smyrna?

yes sprawl south of wilmington

[TeenBungle]

who ever make less money moves

Can't argue that.

[crippledalbino]

That applies to alot of things. Sailing, Convertibles, Motorcycles too.

It also applies to medieval torture devices, by hilarious coincidence.

[LiddyRules]

SPY REPORT SPY REPORT

Dave is wrong, as usual, and he'll continue playing dumb until Lou Reed.

[crippledalbino]

Is this a bit, or is ESD serious about his opinion?

Oh here comes Dave, with his Oh-Pin-Yon...

[MilkmanDan]

Not that it's the biggest move, but I am in a similar situation. I live near NY and am willing to move to the boonies for my BF. It's a change, and a longer commute, but for the right person it works. I can't wait. I am so excited. :)

Yeah moving from one of the smelliest cities in the US (Bayonne) to a nice little city on the Delaware river thats 10 mins from Philly is really the boonies. You think Hoboken is glamorous

[DonTheTrucker]

Is this a bit, or is ESD serious about his opinion?

He doesn't sound entirely convinced. But I'm sure the haters will say that he really is like this 100% and that if Casey got a job making $10 million a year he'd still refuse to move.

[LiddyRules]

Is this a bit, or is ESD serious about his opinion? Does it matter? He'll continue saying it no matter what logic is offered. Like his "If I have a child, I'm going to force him to do sports until he's 18 because all men play sports and he's going to be a man and he'll like sports since sports are the best!"

[mikek]

Not that it's the biggest move, but I am in a similar situation. I live near NY and am willing to move to the boonies for my BF. It's a change, and a longer commute, but for the right person it works. I can't wait. I am so excited. :)

<------ loves the boonies

[Danesy]

SPY REPORT SPY REPORT

Dave is wrong, as usual, and he'll continue playing dumb until Lou Reed.

But ... but .... how can you say that about "Wackbag's Hero"???? :huh:

[DonTheTrucker]

Yeah moving from one of the smelliest cities in the US (Bayonne) to a nice little city on the Delaware river thats 10 mins from Philly is really the boonies. You think Hoboken is glamorous

It's not like there aren't still jughandles, right?

[Wilmington WOW]

Is this a bit, or is ESD serious about his opinion?

waiting for someone to post "carnies and rubes"

[Goober]

When I am happy, she is happy

.

[MilkmanDan]

There you go Danesy, You and Dave in Hoboken

[DonTheTrucker]

waiting for someone to post "carnies and rubes"

That should go without saying at this point.

[Blue Heeler]

HOBOKEN!

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/222/522406933_78f4d17560_o.jpg

[DonTheTrucker]

That hayseed caller doesn't know how they treat women in Saudi Arabia?

Apparently Ron and Lilly forgot too.

[crippledalbino]

waiting for someone to post "carnies and rubes"

I think you just did, Wilmington Now.

[mikek]

awww buddays....

[Danesy]

There you go Danesy, You and Dave in Hoboken

I am moving tonight.

Oh, and I hate you. :(

[LiddyRules]

. Not everyone follows the philosophy of "turn your woman into your sub."

[crippledalbino]

There's a little Satellite of Love action.

Have a good afternoon, kids.

[mikek]

That hayseed caller doesn't know how they treat women in Saudi Arabia?

Apparently Ron and Lilly forgot too.

fuck it... i'd go just for the experience, though i wonder if foreign women get treated as badly as natives.

[Danesy]

Now he's just makin' shit up .... oh nevermind, he does that every day.

Later buddays!!!!

[Wilmington WOW]

this conversation reminds of alot of threads on Fark


we all say this is the greatest country in the world
and as soon as article gets posted there about a certain city or state
the whole thread is how terrible that area is
and it happens for just about every state

[Blue Heeler]

bye buddays

Enjoy your extended weekend Crip...