Ron and Fez listening thread 5/16/2008 - prerecorded, but still new to us!

[crippledalbino]

Good Morning, world.

[Pearce]

howdy

[Arch Stanton]

Howdy Buddays!!!

How do you know it is pre-recorded? I missed that.

[Chester'sLiver]

at least since its pre-recorded we know Wackbag's hero ESD will be there..Thank god...

Howdy Buddays!!!

How do you know it is pre-recorded? I missed that.

Ron said it was...

[crippledalbino]

Howdy Buddays!!!

How do you know it is pre-recorded? I missed that.

They said it at the end of the show yesterday, Ron even said something like they were going to try to get away with not telling us, but GVAC was going to go back and post unkind things about it, or something.

[krisko]

:(

i don't want it to be pre recorded

[MilkmanDan]

What's your name Scumbag?

[krisko]

i got my stimulus check

:jump

w00t!!!

[Chester'sLiver]

i got my syphlius checked

:jump

w00t!!!

finally...

[crippledalbino]

i got my stimulus check

:jump

w00t!!!

Yeah, Darnell left it on the dresser, right?

[krisko]

finally...

fuckin' good one

damn you :haha7::haha7:

[Chester'sLiver]

oooooo i like when the show starts

[Chuck Schick]

Hello buddays.

[krisko]

oooh

i don't like it when goober's not here for me to like it when he likes it when chester likes it when the show starts.

[krisko]

why are they off?

is ron unmasking yakov smirnoff

[silentbob8201]

Is this the opening of some 80's Teen comedy or the Ron and Fez Show?

[CM Mark]

why are they off?

is ron unmasking yakov smirnoff

In Soviet Russia, You unmask Ron Bennington!

[watsonnostaw]

if today is yesterday then tomorrow will be dave's fatherhood day

[crippledalbino]

Don't do it, Fezzie.

Things get disasterous when you try to put the wrong thumb or hand configuration.

[Chuck Schick]

In Soviet Russia, You unmask Ron Bennington!

If Obama gets his way, people will be unmasking Ron here too.

[watsonnostaw]

why are they off?

is ron unmasking yakov smirnoff

Ron has to go to fourwinds and pay Fez's bill

[crippledalbino]

Fezzie got conned.
Or did he get Sundanced?


Peas Hode.
screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-CRASH

[MilkmanDan]

Wow Dave was conned.

[Chester'sLiver]

How can someone who is so great on the radio be conned? It doesn't make sense...

[MilkmanDan]

Monmouth College.
Bastion of Radio and Television gods.

[Wilmington WOW]

buddays :action-sm


happy rain filled friday here in the mid atlantic

[crippledalbino]

buddays :action-sm


happy rain filled friday here in the mid atlantic

Happy cloudy and gross Friday in the Northeast.

[krisko]

bachelor's degrees are worthless.
i've wasted 5 years of my life (go fuck yourseves, i had a double major, and it takes most people 5 years :icon_redf)

[Wilmington WOW]

isnt it the terrible 2s

[crippledalbino]

bachelor's degrees are worthless.
i've wasted 5 years of my life (go fuck yourseves, i had a double major, and it takes most people 5 years :icon_redf)

At least now you can call yourself a scientist and you know the significance of the whale. That's what anyone needs for a successful life.

[crippledalbino]

isnt it the terrible 2s

It's the terrible couple-of-decades.

[Wilmington WOW]

It's the terrible couple-of-decades.

for Ant is the terrible over 18's

[crippledalbino]

Hitler loved puppies. Heh.

[krisko]

Hitler loved puppies. Heh.

tell that to his german shephard :icon_eek:


didn't you ever see the downfall

[crippledalbino]

tell that to his german shephard :icon_eek:


didn't you ever see the downfall

No, I never did.
But it is a GERMAN Shephard, and not a Jewish Shephard.
So I figure it does alright.

[krisko]

No, I never did.
But it is a GERMAN Shephard, and not a Jewish Shephard.
So I figure it does alright.

you figure wrong, sir.

[Puffy_McScrote]

Bah, give the cat to Ant. He needs Jack-Jack v2.0.

[crippledalbino]

you figure wrong, sir.

Alright, tough guy, as long as we're in an otherwise empty thread, care to educate us all? Care to tell us what primary source you've got that proves that the Incredible Mr. Hitler hates dogs?

[crippledalbino]

Bah, give the cat to Ant. He needs Jack-Jack v2.0.

Little known fact, Jack Jack was actually a gift from Stezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......

[Wilmington WOW]

well the show and the thread are really moving along today

[crippledalbino]

well the show and the thread are really moving along today

We're all very energized and hilarious today.
Got any jokes for us?

[Wilmington WOW]

http://popcultured.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/cole-hamels.jpg

and his survivor wife

http://popcultured.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/heidi-strobel.jpg

[krisko]

Alright, tough guy, as long as we're in an otherwise empty thread, care to educate us all? Care to tell us what primary source you've got that proves that the Incredible Mr. Hitler hates dogs?
he killed it.
We're all very energized and hilarious today.
Got any jokes for us?

knock knock

[CM Mark]

he killed it.


knock knock

Who's there?

[krisko]

http://condodomain.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/jay-z.jpg

and his survivor wife

http://www.beyonceonline.com/content/wallpaper/2Beyonce1024x768.jpg

teehee

[crippledalbino]

knock knock

Who's there?

[krisko]

Who's there?

um

olive

[krunk]

hi budddddddays

[Wilmington WOW]

women tennis

[Chester'sLiver]

Women sports do stink....

[CM Mark]

um

olive

I'm allergic to olives. Go away

[crippledalbino]

I used to like women's tennis more than men's. But now they're both pretty good, actually, if anyone could ever beat Federer on a surface other than clay.

[CM Mark]

Women sports do stink....

Hey now, nothing is better at the winter olympics than women's curling

[crippledalbino]

um

olive

Olive who?



...waits for it... waits for it...

[krisko]

Women sports do stink....
i agree

except i like to watch volleyball.
I'm allergic to olives. Go away

booooooooo

i was going to say 'olive juice'
:icon_redf

[Wilmington WOW]

http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Anna-Kournikova-Photograph-C12148538.jpeg

[crippledalbino]

i was going to say 'I love jews'
:icon_redf

and that's how we know it's a joke.

[crippledalbino]

http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Anna-Kournikova-Photograph-C12148538.jpeg

Nice to look at, but lumpy bag of suck on a tennis court.

[Wilmington WOW]

football is a team sport


O linemen


edit - damn online delay

[crippledalbino]

football is a team sport


O linemen


edit - damn online delay

Hey, that's alright, man, at this point we just assume you're typing the same exact thing that you just heard from Ron.

[Wilmington WOW]

never hear the expression "big three sports"


only hear "the 4 major sports"

[krisko]

umm

no one remembers barry sanders!??!!?!

what the fuck?!

he's the best running back ever. ever. ever. ever.

i'm in a fight with ronnie now

[Chuck Schick]

Ron says there are no true team sports. Then he says Barry Sanders wasn't great because he didn't have a ring.

[Chester'sLiver]

umm

no one remembers barry sanders!??!!?!

what the fuck?!

he's the best running back ever. ever. ever. ever.

i'm in a fight with ronnie now

ok he was good but come on hun..

[Wilmington WOW]

umm

no one remembers barry sanders!??!!?!

what the fuck?!

he's the best running back ever. ever. ever. ever.

i'm in a fight with ronnie now

east coast bias - hayseed :action-sm

[Wilmington WOW]

oooooo that's entertainment by the jam on fred

[HumpX]

"she's my sister, she's my daughter" = hawt

[krisko]

ok he was good but come on hun..
and who do you think is the best?
east coast bias - hayseed :action-sm

:rolleyes:

[Chuck Schick]

Dave is complaining about people who talk on mic about stuff they have no expertise in.

[Hidden_Rage]

umm

no one remembers barry sanders!??!!?!

what the fuck?!

he's the best running back ever. ever. ever. ever.

i'm in a fight with ronnie now

Well he is top 3 in my eyes with Jim Brown and Walter Peyton in no order being the other 2


However, Barry is a million times better then Emmit Smith and he should be happy that barry retired or else he wouldn't have been anywhere close to having the NFL rushing record

[Chuck Schick]

Don't forget about OJ Simpson. He was awesome.

[Chester'sLiver]

and who do you think is the best?

Walter Payton,Jim Brown,O.J. Simpson (he did play football at one time)..they were better then Sanders...I am not knocking Sanders, I am just saying he wasn't the best all time...

[krisko]

Walter Payton,Jim Brown,O.J. Simpson (he did play football at one time)..they were better then Sanders...I am not knocking Sanders, I am just saying he wasn't the best all time...

i think he's the best. i'm biased, but i don't think i'm the only person who thinks he's the best. i also don't think that everyone who calls him the ebst is some lousy lions fan.

and for ronnie to say that no one remembers him is just ridiculous

[Chuck Schick]

Barry Sanders was great at running 20 yards for a net gain of 3.

[mikek]

Harken?

[mikek]

umm

no one remembers barry sanders!??!!?!

what the fuck?!

he's the best running back ever. ever. ever. ever.

i'm in a fight with ronnie now


shhhhhhhhh..... you're a girl. You don't get sports.

[Chester'sLiver]

Friday night at about 9:00..I'm about to go out and start some drinking..

[MilkmanDan]

Barry Sanders was great at running 20 yards for a net gain of 3.

He had some of the shittiest offensive lines in football history. He'd go -3 , -2, 0, then rush for 45.

[krisko]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=lW6FYB_L2aU&feature=related

[krisko]

shhhhhhhhh..... you're a girl. You don't get sports.

to be fair, i'm barely a girl

[stillbornstew]

so, is today sports talk listening thread? if so i know kris is wearing her dick today.


hola RnF thread.

[Chuck Schick]

Poor Minnesota.

http://www.kare11.com/news/news_article.aspx?storyid=510978

[Hidden_Rage]

I think you can watch a movie at any time, then again I'm a firm of believer of doing basically anything at whatever time (whether it's porn or movies in the morning)

[Wilmington WOW]

call in and tell me what type of popcorn is in my pants

[krisko]

I think you can watch a movie at any time, then again I'm a firm of believer of doing basically anything at whatever time (whether it's porn or movies in the morning)

oooh!!!
how about drinking?!?!

[Chester'sLiver]

oooh!!!
how about drinking?!?!

we get it...You're an alcoholic..

[krisko]

call in and tell me what type of popcorn is in my pants
my name is earl

wait what?
we get it...You're an alcoholic..

we get it...you're in a bad mood for some reason :icon_eek:

[LiddyRules]

hi

[Hidden_Rage]

oooh!!!
how about drinking?!?!

I'll drink anytime too but I don't have too much of a drinking problem

[krisko]

hi
it's liddy!
I'll drink anytime too but I don't have too much of a drinking problem

nor do i

[Danesy]

Hey ....

[MilkmanDan]

hi

Wilkommen to talk about Barry Sanders and Wilmingtons pants popcorn.

[crippledalbino]

so, is today sports talk listening thread? if so i know kris is wearing her dick today.


hola RnF thread.

hi

Good afternoon both of you.

And back from... uh... filing.

[Chester'sLiver]

we get it...you're in a bad mood for some reason :icon_eek:

I'm not in a bad mood..."whaa"


god the eating on air is annoying...

[stillbornstew]

nor do i
:icon_eek:
*shakes head in disgust*
Good afternoon both of you.

And back from... uh... filing.
you mean....actual work, at work. EGADS MAHN!!!!!!

[krisko]

Hey ....
hungover? :action-sm
I'm not in a bad mood..."whaa"


god the eating on air is annoying...

well then you're just mean to me


(i'm in denial still, give me a few days)

[mikek]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=lW6FYB_L2aU&feature=related

wow, that's an amazing reel. :clap:

[krisko]

ooooh

i love kettle corn

[Danesy]

hungover? :action-sm

Slightly ....

[mikek]

I'll drink anytime too but I don't have too much of a drinking problem

nor do i

x3






:icon_roll

[Danesy]

OK, just a random question, we were debating. Team feelings aside, and if you hate him shouldn't matter ... right now, if they were voting, does Manny Ramirez get into the Baseball Hall of Fame?

[krisko]

Slightly ....

me too, just a little though

[crippledalbino]

:icon_eek:
*shakes head in disgust*

you mean....actual work, at work. EGADS MAHN!!!!!!
Heh.
No.
I just took a nap for a half hour in the filing room.
Hey ....
Wow, didn't think we'd see you at all considering how late you were in WDT last night. Good afternoon to ya all the same.
ooooh

i love kettle corn

Never heard of it.

[Hidden_Rage]

OK, just a random question, we were debating. Team feelings aside, and if you hate him shouldn't matter ... right now, if they were voting, does Manny Ramirez get into the Baseball Hall of Fame?

No question about it.

[crippledalbino]

OK, just a random question, we were debating. Team feelings aside, and if you hate him shouldn't matter ... right now, if they were voting, does Manny Ramirez get into the Baseball Hall of Fame?

Yes, but I hope he wears clothes that fit when he gets inducted.

[krisko]

OK, just a random question, we were debating. Team feelings aside, and if you hate him shouldn't matter ... right now, if they were voting, does Manny Ramirez get into the Baseball Hall of Fame?

yea (and i do hate him, sorry dear)

[mikek]

OK, just a random question, we were debating. Team feelings aside, and if you hate him shouldn't matter ... right now, if they were voting, does Manny Ramirez get into the Baseball Hall of Fame?

Not yet; he's an awful outfielder. But if he puts in a few more monster HR years... definitely.


(this coming from a sox fan)

[LiddyRules]

I'm not in a bad mood..."whaa"


god the eating on air is annoying... Except when done in the morning BECAUSE WE HAVE TO WORK DURING THE MORNING AND 15 MINUTE BREAKS ISN'T ENOUGH TO HAVE OUR THREE BREAKFASTS A DAY YOU FUCKERS! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE LIFE WE HAVE TO LIVE!!

But yes the sound of chewing on the air really is gross, it's kind of uncomfortable to listen to.

[crippledalbino]

Not yet; he's an awful outfielder. But if he puts in a few more monster HR years... definitely.


(this coming from a sox fan)

He's not!
The motherfucker CAN run. He's just set the standards very low, but he's done some alright fielding, and when he hustles, he looks like an unkempt, dissheveled penguin trying to run.

[mikek]

Yes, but I hope he wears clothes that fit when he gets inducted.

Speaking of which, have you ever seen Ortiz' street clothes? I'd cross the street if I saw him coming.

[stillbornstew]

Heh.
No.
I just took a nap for a half hour in the filing room.
everyone headed to the stores but decided they didn't need the 3PO unit to translate w/ the locals, so i get to sit here use and the computer undisturbed. they should be back soon, then we're off to a flamenco show at 9pm.

[Chuck Schick]

OK, just a random question, we were debating. Team feelings aside, and if you hate him shouldn't matter ... right now, if they were voting, does Manny Ramirez get into the Baseball Hall of Fame?

No doubt about it. If he stopped playing today he'd be a first ballot lock.

[Danesy]

No question about it.

Yes, but I hope he wears clothes that fit when he gets inducted.

yea (and i do hate him, sorry dear)

Not yet; he's an awful outfielder. But if he puts in a few more monster HR years... definitely.


(this coming from a sox fan)

Thank you.

I think once he hits his 500th HR he's a shoo in. SOMEONE ELSE doesn't think he belongs in the hall ..... :icon_roll

[crippledalbino]

Speaking of which, have you ever seen Ortiz' skin color? I'd cross the street if I saw him coming.
Gee, who saw that coming?
everyone headed to the stores but decided they didn't need the 3PO unit to translate w/ the local so i got to sit here use the computer undisturbed. they should be back soon, then we're off to a flamenco show at 9pm.

That sounds cool, but how often can you look at a pink bird stand on one goddamned leg?

[mikek]

Except when done in the morning BECAUSE WE HAVE TO WORK DURING THE MORNING AND 15 MINUTE BREAKS ISN'T ENOUGH TO HAVE OUR THREE BREAKFASTS A DAY YOU FUCKERS! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE LIFE WE HAVE TO LIVE!!

:haha7::haha7::haha7:

The motherfucker CAN run. He's just set the standards very low, but he's done some alright fielding.

I'll give ya that.

[crippledalbino]

Thank you.

I think once he hits his 500th HR he's a shoo in. SOMEONE ELSE doesn't think he belongs in the hall ..... :icon_roll

Well SOMEONE ELSE is just a silly goose and just lost the argument to a bunch of random anonymous messageboard douches, and that must make him feel pretty silly indeed.

[Chester'sLiver]

so kid chris got fired...

http://www.philly.com/philly/hp/news_update/94_WYSPs_Kidd_Chris_fired_over_guests_racist_parod y_song.html

[stillbornstew]

Gee, who saw that coming?


That sounds cool, but how often can you look at a pink bird stand on one goddamned leg?
oof

[crippledalbino]

oof

I know, didn't sound like entertainment to me either, but then again, I'm not a European Mexican.

[mikek]

Thank you.

I think once he hits his 500th HR he's a shoo in. SOMEONE ELSE doesn't think he belongs in the hall ..... :icon_roll

Danesy & mikek sittin' in a tree...


;)

[stillbornstew]

I know, didn't sound like entertainment to me either, but then again, I'm not a European Mexican.
get it right. it's mexicaucajun. stoopid :action-sm

[crippledalbino]

so kid chris got fired...

http://www.philly.com/philly/hp/news_update/94_WYSPs_Kidd_Chris_fired_over_guests_racist_parod y_song.html

But was the song catchy? That's all I really want to know.

[mikek]

so kid chris got fired...

http://www.philly.com/philly/hp/news_update/94_WYSPs_Kidd_Chris_fired_over_guests_racist_parod y_song.html


:(
Fuck YSP.

[stillbornstew]

ok. i'm punhing out. i guess i should shower before the womens get abck and need bathroom time.


hasta kids. enjoy your weekend.

[crippledalbino]

Danesy & mikek sittin' in a tree...


;)
Hey, check out mikek, tryin' to scoop Danesy up on a technicality... Go for it, man, I think she's into married Massachusetts losers.
get it right. it's mexicaucajun. stoopid :action-sm

That's you, tweedle-dwarf.
I was talking about the whole country you're implanted in.

[mikek]

Hey, check out mikek, tryin' to scoop Danesy up on a technicality... Go for it, man, I think she's into married Massachusetts losers.


hot

[DonTheTrucker]

so kid chris got fired...

http://www.philly.com/philly/hp/news_update/94_WYSPs_Kidd_Chris_fired_over_guests_racist_parod y_song.html

Poor Kidd Chris fans, think he's going to Sirius. Don't they know that neither satellite company is buying new talent?

Two months to "investigate" a song? It's just an excuse to get rid of him for underperforming and switch format.

[crippledalbino]

:(
Fuck YSP.

Yeah, I fuckin' hate knowing what happens before it actually does. :mad4:

[LiddyRules]

Does the guy in the Ashley Madison commercial sound a little like Steve to anyone else?

[LiddyRules]

Duckman?

[mikek]

Does the guy in the Ashley Madison commercial sound a little like Steve to anyone else?

I know i've said it before, but the whole idea behind Ashley Madison offends me beyond description.

[mikek]

Duckman?

I think it was. I fucking LOVED duckman.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=_WzZ7vpBc44

[LiddyRules]

No one cared about Beckam and Posh. TomKat was the closest to taking over.

[krisko]

so kid chris got fired...

http://www.philly.com/philly/hp/news_update/94_WYSPs_Kidd_Chris_fired_over_guests_racist_parod y_song.html

think YSP would take the boys back.

haha

[DonTheTrucker]

I know i've said it before, but the whole idea behind Ashley Madison offends me beyond description.

I'm pretty sure it offends most of us. Luckily everyone knows it doesn't work. It's just a scam to bilk money out of guys who think they're going to bang hot married women.

[LiddyRules]

I think it was. I fucking LOVED duckman. Why isn't it on DVD yet?

[DonTheTrucker]

think YSP would take the boys back.

haha

From inside sources: Kidd Chris's replacement

http://www.ministryoftech.com/images/new-ipod-shuffle-lg.png

[MilkmanDan]

think YSP would take the boys back.

haha

Used to be a really good channel. Fired O&A, Kidd Chris, Cousin Ed, Matt and Huggy, Barsky show had its following...

They basically fire anyone fans like

[krisko]

Yeah, I fuckin' hate knowing what happens before it actually does. :mad4:

boooooooooooooooooo


phone interview, pease hode

wish me luck!

[mikek]

Random hilarity:

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/funny-pictures-pony-mechanic.jpg

[crippledalbino]

Used to be a really good channel. Fired O&A, Kidd Chris, Cousin Ed, Matt and Huggy, Barsky show had its following...

They basically fire anyone fans like

Yes, but now it's going to be Jose and Carlos: Los Esperanzos! Arriba!!!

[Danesy]

I always see Rosanne in reruns .... wtf is he talkin' about?

[LiddyRules]

Ouch Ron has to see SatC? I've never seen Narnia 1 either and no desire to see Narnia 2 or SatC:TM. I'm just happy there's a radio host who heard a woman say "Sex and the City" and a) just said "whatever, never saw it" and b) didn't beat her with a keyboard.

[DonTheTrucker]

Ron doesn't see Roseanne reruns because most channels play them when he's at work.

[crippledalbino]

boooooooooooooooooo


phone interview, pease hode

wish me luck!

Oooh, nice.
Good luck.

[DonTheTrucker]

boooooooooooooooooo


phone interview, pease hode

wish me luck!

Remember, prospective employers don't like racist jokes and the c-word.

[mikek]

Why isn't it on DVD yet?

i didn't even know it wasn't, but there's a bunch on youtube.


From inside sources: Kidd Chris's replacement

http://www.ministryoftech.com/images/new-ipod-shuffle-lg.png

:haha7::haha7::haha7:

[krisko]

scarlet and rhett

[crippledalbino]

Random hilarity:

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/funny-pictures-pony-mechanic.jpg

That makes me happy.
Thank you for the Friday hilarity, sir.

[DonTheTrucker]

Ouch Ron has to see SatC? I've never seen Narnia 1 either and no desire to see Narnia 2 or SatC:TM. I'm just happy there's a radio host who heard a woman say "Sex and the City" and a) just said "whatever, never saw it" and b) didn't beat her with a keyboard.

You should be beaten with a keyboard for abbreviating Sex and The City. :action-sm

[mikek]

scarlet and rhett

Ralph & Alice.

[krisko]

Remember, prospective employers don't like racist jokes and the c-word.

they're schwoogie cunts anyhow

[LiddyRules]

I think Dexter and Rita has surprisingly real elements to them in how their unhealthiness leads to a decent relationship. In his first season he said a line about how if she wasn't broken their relationship wouldn't work.

I liked Married with Children.

[mikek]

You should be beaten with a keyboard for abbreviating Sex and The City. :action-sm

Only 15 days to go! I might pre-order tix.

[MilkmanDan]

Lilly and half of XM, were a great couple.

[LiddyRules]

scarlet and rhett Girrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl.

[crippledalbino]

I think Dexter and Rita has surprisingly real elements to them in how their unhealthiness leads to a decent relationship. In his first season he said a line about how if she wasn't broken their relationship wouldn't work.

I liked Married with Children.

That's a good call.
And then he started to get all emotiony and it fucked his mojo.

[crippledalbino]

I'm going with Leonard and Natalie from Memento for best on screen chemistry.

[mikek]

I think Dexter and Rita has surprisingly real elements to them in how their unhealthiness leads to a decent relationship. In his first season he said a line about how if she wasn't broken their relationship wouldn't work.

Rita is the chick he met in group?



I liked Married with Children.

x2. Great show.

[Danesy]

Biggest thing me and my BF disagree about? Philadelphia sports. ;)

[DonTheTrucker]

Yeah, Fez get on Paltalk. :icon_roll

[LiddyRules]

Rita is the chick he met in group? No, that's Lilah. That's the relationship we all want. God how we want it. Rita is the chick with the kids.

And the biggest disagreement in my relationship is who loves each other more.

[DonTheTrucker]

Biggest thing me and my BF disagree about? Philadelphia sports. ;)

Yeah but you're both right. Boston sports suck too. :action-sm

[Danesy]

Yeah but you're both right. Boston sports suck too. :action-sm

Ugh ..... sometimes I hate you. :action-sm

[crippledalbino]

One big disagreement to have with a chick involves where she hates you and wants you to die, and you disagree. A tough one to talk out, though.

[crippledalbino]

No, that's Lilah. That's the relationship we all want. God how we want it. Rita is the chick with the kids.

And the biggest disagreement in my relationship is who loves each other more.

*wince*
You serious, Liddy? You do the 'I love you more' gimmick with your chick? Jesus Christ, I can totally picture that.

[MilkmanDan]

How the hell did Pitzy get hired? Meantime Bronx Johnny is doing Yankees game security

[Danesy]

This sounds like the George Constanza "worlds collide" argument.

[crippledalbino]

How the hell did Pitzy get hired? Meantime Bronx Johnny is doing Yankees game security

A game of ookie-cookie gone horribly awry.

[mikek]

Yeah but you're both right. Boston sports suck too. :action-sm

That was completely unnecessary.

One big disagreement to have with a chick involves where she hates you and wants you to die, and you disagree. A tough one to talk out, though.

http://detectovision.com/pics/spaghetti_on_the_wall.jpg

[crippledalbino]

I'm more myself and happier in my life now than I have been, perhaps in my entire life. And that comes from being done with a chick with whom I was trying too hard to please, at the expense of myself. Now all is rosy horizons, et-cetera.

[crippledalbino]

That was completely unnecessary.



http://detectovision.com/pics/spaghetti_on_the_wall.jpg

Should have been Quiche Lorraine.
Wait, what?

[mikek]

Yeah but you're both right. Boston sports suck too. :action-sm

Ugh ..... sometimes I hate you. :action-sm

x2. But delete 'sometimes' & the ':action-sm'.








:action-sm

[crippledalbino]

x2. But delete 'sometimes' & the ':action-sm'.








:action-sm

You type more than you have in weeks to subtract a wavy, add a wavy, and take away a 'sometimes'?
I think you should stick with 'hot.'

[DonTheTrucker]

Ugh ..... sometimes I hate you. :action-sm

x2. But delete 'sometimes' & the ':action-sm'.








:action-sm

http://media2.msnbc.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photo_StoryLevel/080203/080203-tom-brady-sacked-hmed-6p.h2.jpg

[mikek]

You type more than you have in weeks to subtract a wavy, add a wavy, and take away a 'sometimes'?
I think you should stick with 'hot.'


i'm extremely bored at work. and it's raining.

[DonTheTrucker]

You type more than you have in weeks to subtract a wavy, add a wavy, and take away a 'sometimes'?
I think you should stick with 'hot.'

I would say "let the guy alone, he's not hitting on a chick for once" but then I realized. He was. :action-sm

[crippledalbino]

http://media2.msnbc.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photo_StoryLevel/080203/080203-tom-brady-sacked-hmed-6p.h2.jpg

http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj249/crippledalbino/Fail/mao.jpg

[Arch Stanton]

Yeah, Fez get on Paltalk. :icon_roll

What channel? How do I listen on the Radio?

[DonTheTrucker]

What channel? How do I listen on the Radio?

Well you can simulate Paltalk by listening to 202 in a public place, and begging women who walk by to flash you.

[crippledalbino]

i'm extremely bored at work. and it's raining.
Alright.
On a slow Friday, I'll let you off the hook.

[LiddyRules]

Fez's breakup song is "I Tore Your Dress On Prom Night And Now I Can't Look At Women 60 Years Later"

[DonTheTrucker]

Well ladies and gents, I have things to do. Catch you all a little later.

[mikek]

and.... the thread dies a slow death

[LiddyRules]

Yes, it does

[MilkmanDan]

and.... the thread dies a slow death

Too much Jokeman, nothing to comment on.

Oh wait Dave has something to say, this should be good.

[crippledalbino]

and.... the thread dies a slow death

Is it time for my hilarious 'thread's dead' picture?

[Chester'sLiver]

how are they going to get out of the June 1st thing? there is no way they do it..

[mikek]

how are they going to get out of the June 1st thing? there is no way they do it..

<----- was wondering the same thing

[krisko]

hi

[Chester'sLiver]

I hate feet and go no where near them... I have given foot massages but thats it..

[crippledalbino]

how are they going to get out of the June 1st thing? there is no way they do it..
Hopefully they have a hilarious song to play before it gets there. That'd be the bessssssssst.
hi

Welcome back

[LiddyRules]

I like being tied up but my girl is too lazy/doesn't care enough to do it.

Along the line of what Lily's talking about, I thought the scene in Girl Interrupted where Angelina Jolie's strapped down and Winona Ryder's painting her nails was really erotic.

[crippledalbino]

I hate feet and go no where near them... I have given foot massages but thats it..

Are you auditioning to bring Missus Wallus out?

[TeenBungle]

wait what just happened?

Oh, fezzy got a phone call.

[LiddyRules]

Hee, Todd Hilliard

[krisko]

I hate feet and go no where near them... I have given foot massages but thats it..
timesmotherfuckingtwo
i hate feet.
I like being tied up but my girl is too lazy/doesn't care enough to do it.

Along the line of what Lily's talking about, I thought the scene in Girl Interrupted where Angelina Jolie's strapped down and Winona Ryder's painting her nails was really erotic.

Liddy and I would be the worst couple ever.

[crippledalbino]

timesmotherfuckingtwo
i hate feet.


Liddy and I would be the worst couple ever.

Because you have a cock and he's not gay?

[mikek]

hi


so??? how did it go? are you going to flee daddy's employment?

[crippledalbino]

so??? how did it go? are you going to flea daddy's employment?

She's gonna be a professional foot pisser?

[LiddyRules]

Because you have a cock and he's not gay? I thought the opposite.

We're donking?

[Chester'sLiver]

rule of 3...he has had 0 dates...

[crippledalbino]

Alright, kids.
That's satellite, and we're out for the day.
Have a good weekend, world.

[crippledalbino]

I thought the opposite.

We're donking?

Who, you and me?
I just don't think of you that way, Liddy.
You're more like a brother to me.

[krisko]

Because you have a cock and he's not gay?
no
so??? how did it go? are you going to flee daddy's employment?
it went well!!! i think they liked me, they're goign to email me to set up an interview in person for the 27th. w00t!
She's gonna be a professional foot pisser?

http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee189/kriskobaby/there.jpg

[Chester'sLiver]

have a nice weekend guys..C-YA!

and when people get that mad they are lying...

[MilkmanDan]

Holy shit Unmasked with Margaret Cho ! Will she be doing her mom impression?

edit: FUCK ron

[LiddyRules]

Donk. I think after this week I'm back I'm the R+F fold.