Ron & Fez Listening Thread -- May 20, 2008 -- ALL THREAD TAGS BOW TO ME TODAY!!!!

[KNUCKLEUP]

MWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[/maniacal laughter]

[Goober]

:gh:
Hiya Poopsiekins :action-sm

[crippledalbino]

Jesus Fuck and a half.
Power hungry much, are ya?

[CM Mark]

Hiya buddays!

[mikek]

Today on the show: Elfish & Mikey D.

[KNUCKLEUP]

:gh:
Hiya Poopsiekins :action-sm

heya!

[crippledalbino]

Today on the show: Elfish & Mikey D.

To be fair, it's gonna be tough to top the Dice thing.

Maybe if ESD sticks a lit cigarette in his ass...

[Mobo]

1 thread tag, and she's on top-a the world. Don't forget, you're still a ho to me, baby.

[Goober]

Today on the show: Elfish & Mikey D.
Mikey D was on the show 3 weeks ago and Elfish called in a few weeks ago too.

[krisko]

To be fair, it's gonna be tough to top the Dice thing.

Maybe if ESD sticks a lit cigarette in his ass...

and actually manages to smoke it.

[KNUCKLEUP]

1 thread tag, and she's on top-a the world. Don't forget, you're still a ho to me, baby.

http://visualdefinition.com/sarah/misc/misc/WACKBAG/JustSayMobo.jpg

[Mobo]

fail


EDIT: much better.......(nice work on the tag, BTW)

[crippledalbino]

fail

lolcat

[Goober]

Today's deep thought:

If the thread starter is the only one who can tag the thread, can I tag the thread starter?

[Mobo]

Today's deep thought:

If the thread starter is the only one who can tag the thread, can I tag the thread starter?

How many tags could a thread tagger tag, if a thread tagger did tag threads?

[Chester'sLiver]

I....I....get scared when Sarah yells..:icon_neut


OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo I like when the show starts...

[Ted the Poster]

To be fair, it's gonna be tough to top the Dice thing.

Maybe if ESD sticks a lit cigarette in his ass...

Actually, I'm outside the studio right now. Dave and I are gonna bury the hatchet. In his ass. It's gonna be great radio.

[Mobo]

We need more "Fear and Loathing" and "Fight Club" clips. It's like people don't even know these movies exist!

[Goober]

Oooooo I like it when chester likes it when the show starts!

[krisko]

Today's deep thought:

If the thread starter is the only one who can tag the thread, can I tag the thread starter?
only after i do.

thems the rules...sorry gooby :D
I....I....get scared when Sarah yells..:icon_neut


OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo I like when the show starts...

oooooooooooooooh i like when goober likes when chester likes when the show starts.

sorry, i'm leaving so i couldn't wait for goober

[Chester'sLiver]

Actually, I'm outside the studio right now. Dave and I are gonna bury the hatchet. In his ass. It's gonna be great radio.

finally you are coming around to the greatness that is ESD...:D

[Mobo]

Actually, I'm outside the studio right now. Dave and I are gonna bury the hatchet. In his ass. It's gonna be great radio.

Squelch that shit...I think I just heard Don's truck pull up.

[Goober]

Actually, I'm outside the studio right now. Dave and I are gonna bury the hatchet. In his ass. It's gonna be great radio.

bringing back the ol' avitar I see.... I read the book last week. Not bad.

[crippledalbino]

Squelch that shit...I think I just heard Don's truck pull up.

Is that the one with the better camera in it?

[Chuck Schick]

Today on the show: Elfish & Mikey D.

I was thinking Ron Diaz.

[Goober]

only after i do.

thems the rules...sorry gooby :D


I can absolutely accept that. I actually prefer it.

[Ted the Poster]

How many tags could a thread tagger tag, if a thread tagger did tag threads?

Four. It's a proven fact. It's science.

[Mobo]

HA HA!

Margaret Chow!

[krisko]

i was waiting to hear ronnie talk about dumb margaret cho after the unmasked aired. hahaha

[Mobo]

Four. It's a proven fact. It's science.

Well, I don't know about your 'science priests', but that's not what the 'Good Book' says.

[krisko]

catty moment!!!!

[Puffy_McScrote]

Aloha, buddays.
So I finally heard Fezzie on GTA4 last night and I giggled maniacally as I strafed lines of traffic in the chopper.

[krisko]

Well, I don't know about your 'science priests', but that's not what the 'Good Book' says.

i fuckin' knew taht was you

[Goober]

I am looking at my cad guy eating a philly cheese cake that he got in philly a few hours ago and it is killing me. Especially when I look down at my homemade vegetable mush.

[Mobo]

i fuckin' knew taht was you

Who? The savior of humanity? You got me.

[Chuck Schick]

Gary US Bonds never used steroids.

Wait, who?

[Mobo]

ok...time for lunch......and by lunch, I mean sitting in my car, listening to the show, and smoking cigarettes.

[KNUCKLEUP]

fail


EDIT: much better.......(nice work on the tag, BTW)

thanks! :D
only after i do.

thems the rules...sorry gooby :D

post!

:gh:

[OxBabygirlxO]

hiyaz!!!!

[KNUCKLEUP]

Four. It's a proven fact. It's science.

actually it's 10.

jus' sayin'.

[Ted the Poster]

I am looking at my cad guy eating a philly cheese cake that he got in philly a few hours ago and it is killing me. Especially when I look down at my homemade vegetable mush.

Fuckin' CAD guys. I hate CAD guys.



:icon_roll

[stillbornstew]

hi

[Chester'sLiver]

hiyaz!!!!

OMG HI!:love:

[crippledalbino]

Who? The savior of humanity? You got me.
I'm not sure if it's weirder that you're Jesus or that you're Cher.
ok...time for lunch......and by lunch, I mean sitting in my car, listening to the show, and smoking cigarettes.
Make sure the windows are rolled up and by cigarettes, you mean 'tube attached to exhaust pipe'
hiyaz!!!!
Good afternoon to ya.

[CM Mark]

hiyaz!!!!

yo

[Ted the Poster]

actually it's 10.

jus' sayin'.

BLASPHEMY!!!!!

[crippledalbino]

Fuckin' CAD guys. I hate CAD guys.



:icon_roll
Funny, they hate you too.
hi

Word up, yo.

[Chester'sLiver]

God that MNF game was awesome...

[stillbornstew]

Word up, yo.
JEEPERS!!!!!!!!!

thats a fancy card you have there sir. WHEREEEEEE did you get that? :icon_roll

[crippledalbino]

God that MNF game was awesome...

Yeah, and then Marvin Harrison shot that guy... oh, sohrry, so sohhry...

[crippledalbino]

JEEPERS!!!!!!!!!

thats a fancy card you have there sir. WHEREEEEEE did you get that? :icon_roll

I'm a very fancy fellow, and right now KNUCKLEUP is just completely overwhelmed, trying to keep up with the demand for cards.

[Chuck Schick]

Yeah, and then Marvin Harrison shot that guy... oh, sohrry, so sohhry...

I blame that incident on the city of Philadelphia. And their dopey fans.

[crippledalbino]

I blame that incident on the city of Philadelphia. And their dopey fans.

Yeah, don't blame it on the guy who brought a gun to a club, pulled it out, pulled the trigger (I said TRIGGER, you fucking racists!) and shot someone.

[Chester'sLiver]

I'm a very fancy fellow, and right now KNUCKLEUP is just completely overwhelmed, trying to keep up with the demand for cards.

oh and btw talked to a friend of mine yesterday and I might get free front row tix for June 6th..:D


not really btw but I just remembered I talked to her last night..

[stillbornstew]

I'm a very fancy fellow, and right now KNUCKLEUP is just completely overwhelmed, trying to keep up with the demand for cards.
yeah........i know EXACTLY how many she's made, and she's been having oodles of spare time. :action-sm

[crippledalbino]

oh and btw talked to a friend of mine yesterday and I might get free front row tix for June 6th..:D


not really btw but I just remembered I talked to her last night..

Oooh, lookit you with the hookup.
Well, I'll be glad to have a beer or nine with you, sir, if you end up going.

[Ted the Poster]

Funny, they hate you too.


Are you actually missing the self-loathing irony there? :rolleyes:

[Goober]

No one in Israel can keep a secret

[crippledalbino]

yeah........i know EXACTLY how many she's made, and she's been having oodles of spare time. :action-sm

I'm sure she's just downplaying it because she's polite.
But the, uh... the lines, they uh... they're stretching around the corner for these new cards, I understand.

[Chester'sLiver]

ESD is from Central Jersey...So am I btw...

[peas hode]

Fuck you Dave South Jersey doesn't fucking want you scumbag

[crippledalbino]

Are you actually missing the self-loathing irony there? :rolleyes:

No, I started with a self-loathing line and then went that way instead.
Don't worry, sir, I'll never forget that you're an ultra successful AutoCAD user wrought with fame and fortune.

[ruckstande]

Drop dead Dave.

[Chester'sLiver]

I live 10 minutes from Sandy Hook (a beach) and I'm in Central Jersey..

[Hidden_Rage]

God that MNF game was awesome...

Al Michaels: Leaping!?!

[peas hode]

I live 10 minutes from Sandy Hook (a beach) and I'm in Central Jersey..

so uh ya want a cookie or what?

[Chester'sLiver]

There is a Central Jersey

[Chester'sLiver]

so uh ya want a cookie or what?

no..Lilly just said if you are near a beach you are in South Jersey....thats not true...

[crippledalbino]

Alright, bring back Dice, I'm not sure that the whole world is talking New Jersey geography.

[KNUCKLEUP]

south jersey isn't fucking hayseeds, you dumb red-headed cunt.

central jersey is all woods and piney people.

wtf.

[Ted the Poster]

No one in Israel can keep a secret

Or relax on a bus. What's yer point?

[mickeyboy]

Believe it or not...they said it would never happen!!! It's been 25 years, but Jerry Lewis himself will be stopping by to mend fences with the boys!!!:clap::clap::clap:

[JC510]

No such thing as central Jersey. Toms River is south as hell.

[Chester'sLiver]

south jersey isn't fucking hayseeds, you dumb red-headed cunt.

central jersey is all woods and piney people.

wtf.

sweetie no its not...

[Goober]

Will that damn kid pop out of Casey yet! I need ESD to go on paternity leave pronto.

[peas hode]

Diners are South Jersey & Philly asshole There is no Central North Jersey - South Jersey, and hopefully one day we can seperate fuck north jersey

[Goober]

Believe it or not...they said it would never happen!!! It's been 25 years, but Jerry Lewis himself will be stopping by to mend fences with the boys!!!:clap::clap::clap:

wrong thread patty

[Chuck Schick]

South Jersey is Ocean and Burlington Counties and everything south. End of story.

[Puffy_McScrote]

Do we really even need a Jersey at all?

[peas hode]

Central get the fuck out of here perhaps Dave should move to Central Carolina or Central Dakota...oh wait

[MilkmanDan]

Good god originally from Jersey and this is horrid. Everyone knows North Jersey is a shithole.

[crippledalbino]

Believe it or not...they said it would never happen!!! It's been 25 years, but Jerry Lewis himself will be stopping by to mend fences with the boys!!!:clap::clap::clap:

Hey, thanks for sharing that.
Did you sign the welcome thread?
http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?=2638966 (http://meatspin.com)

[Chester'sLiver]

I can't get through, I guess the lines are busy..there absolutely is a Central Jersey...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Central_Jersey

[dolemyte]

Dont hate em, i just dont fuck with them.. Hands out of my pockets at all times around cops

[crippledalbino]

Dont hate em, i just dont fuck with them.. Hands out of my pockets at all times around cops

I find that sometimes if I jam my hands in my pockets and whistle a jaunty tune, they look the other way.

[crippledalbino]

No, Earl, you can't make money or get a job or buy a car.

[Ted the Poster]

Dont hate em, i just dont fuck with them.. Hands out of my pockets at all times around cops

I find that sometimes if I jam my hands in my pockets and whistle a jaunty tune, they look the other way.

As an older, white gentleman, cops not only LET me steal; they ENCOURAGE it. Hell, they lend me the paddy wagon to get the larger stuff home!

[Goober]

The Mason-Dixon line is all BS. It was created as a property debate between the Masons and the Dixons.

[crippledalbino]

The Mason-Dixon line is all BS. It was created as a property debate between the Masons and the Dixons.

And now the Masons run the government and the Dixons are all but died out, except for that astrologer.

[Sam_Adams]

Lily said that a man can be all tough and a bad ass but when he has a cop light up behind him on the road that he will get scared and be a pussy?

Wow, what type of faggot is she dating?


And I don't agree with Virginians being southerners. I don't even think NC being in the South. SC and below is the South.

[peas hode]

I can't get through, I guess the lines are busy..there absolutely is a Central Jersey...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Central_Jersey

yeah well that changes my mind if its on wikipedia its GOTTA be true :icon_roll

[Chester'sLiver]

yeah well that changes my mind if its on wikipedia its GOTTA be true :icon_roll

yes because if someone posts it on a message board then I am just going to say yup you are right...

[Goober]

And now the Masons run the government and the Dixons are all but died out, except for that astrologer.
The Illuminati!

[ruckstande]

Central Jersey is a new concept. It was always North and South Jersey. Someone from Central Jersey just didn't feel happy because they had no news or paper that represented their geographic region. Separate the state. South Jersey doesn't need North Jersey problems.

[krisko]

thanks! :D


post!

:gh:

:love:



i'm back!

[Chester'sLiver]

Central Jersey is a new concept. It was always North and South Jersey. Someone from Central Jersey just didn't feel happy because they had no news or paper that represented their geographic region. Separate the state. South Jersey doesn't need North Jersey problems.

I have heard "Central Jersey" for 20 years..How is it new?

[crippledalbino]

Central Jersey is a new concept. It was always North and South Jersey. Someone from Central Jersey just didn't feel happy because they had no news or paper that represented their geographic region. Separate the state. South Jersey doesn't need North Jersey problems.

Geographic region?
GEOGRAPHIC region?
It's what, like a four square mile scrap of Jersey that we're still debating? You get the weather from a Newark news paper and all of a sudden ten miles away it's going to be a whole different tropical paradise?

[Goober]

The Rubin is the best sandwich of all time!

[Ted the Poster]

:love:



i'm back!

And better than ever?

[MilkmanDan]

Earl and Dave = Culinary hayseeds

[peas hode]

yes because if someone posts it on a message board then I am just going to say yup you are right...

No but the fact that Mr. Ron Bennington proclaims there is no Central jersey makes it so. You may have been fantasizing about Dave's cock while that took place

[Chuck Schick]

The best sandwich of all time is a turkey club.

Bologna is horrendous.

[MilkmanDan]

The Rubin is the best sandwich of all time!

Agreed (I think you meant Reuben). Russian dressing goodness

[crippledalbino]

Perfect Sandwich: Bacon Cheeseburger with avocado, caramelized onion. Mmmmm.

[Chester'sLiver]

No but the fact that Mr. Ron Bennington proclaims there is no Central jersey makes it so. You may have been fantasizing about Dave's cock while that took place

hey it doesn't get the bit guy.....:icon_cool

[Ted the Poster]

What the fuck is with people trying to pronounce all the meats and cheeses in Italian? I always cringe when people say "mootsarrrrellllll."

[crippledalbino]

The Rubin is the best sandwich of all time!

I prefer the Clay.

[Goober]

Agreed (I think you meant Reuben). Russian dressing goodness

I can eat it, but I can not spell it.

[crippledalbino]

What the fuck is with people trying to pronounce all the meats and cheeses in Italian? I always cringe when people say "mootsarrrrellllll."

Times at least six and a half.
It's Mozzeralla.
Fuckin' pronounce it that way or fuckin' be Italian for all your other words too.

[dolemyte]

Ham, salami and american with heavy mayo, lettuce tomato salt pepper vinegar on a hero

[silentbob8201]

Central Illinois's own Pork Tenderloin sandwich is the best.

[Ted the Poster]

French Dip is great.
Monte Cristo is great.

But as much as it pains me to agree with Dave on any level, I love a good grilled cheese.

[Chuck Schick]

I prefer the Clay.

booooo

[peas hode]

Perfect Sandwich: Bacon Cheeseburger with avocado, caramelized onion. Mmmmm.

Stand back sir Avocado belongs no where near a bacon cheeseburger

hey it doesn't get the bit guy.....:icon_cool

says the drive the bit into the ground guy :action-sm

[KNUCKLEUP]

sweetie no its not...

somewhere between palmyra and manhattan, new jersey turns into this ambiguous black hole, kind of like the bermuda triangle.

i don't know what the fuck's out there, and i kind of don't want to know.

no, seriously, i could give a fuck. :action-sm

[Chester'sLiver]

says the drive the bit into the ground guy :action-sm

touche

[crippledalbino]

French Dip is great.
Monte Cristo is great.

But as much as it pains me to agree with Dave on any level, I love a good grilled cheese.

I'll go for a good French Dip, but keep your mouth shut on the grilled cheese. Seriously.

[Ted the Poster]

I prefer the Clay.

I'd eat a Kelly all day long.
http://www.aolcdn.com/aolr/kelly-clarkson-never-400a04.jpg

[Sam_Adams]

I'm sorry, but I'd take a pulled pork sandwich over any of this deli shit any day

[peas hode]

Times at least six and a half.
It's Mozzeralla.
Fuckin' pronounce it that way or fuckin' be Italian for all your other words too.

thank you same thing for Ricotta .....is it spelled Rigoat? I don't fucking think so

[Chester'sLiver]

somewhere between palmyra and manhattan, new jersey turns into this ambiguous black hole, kind of like the bermuda triangle.

i don't know what the fuck's out there, and i kind of don't want to know.

no, seriously, i could give a fuck. :action-sm

I know hun.....I'm just sayin


I'm from Central Jersey and I don't live in the woods...:D

[dolemyte]

Used to love bananna and mayo sandwiches when i was a kid... Cant eat that shit now

[Chuck Schick]

thank you same thing for Ricotta .....is it spelled Rigoat? I don't fucking think so

Enjoy your ham and eggs.

[Goober]

I just called in with rueben, but someone is already on hold with it.

[Ted the Poster]

I say Monte Cristo - Redding calls it in. And strangely enough, doesn't bomb.

Coincidence?

[MilkmanDan]

somewhere between palmyra and manhattan, new jersey turns into this ambiguous black hole, kind of like the bermuda triangle.

i don't know what the fuck's out there, and i kind of don't want to know.

no, seriously, i could give a fuck. :action-sm

Ah Palmyra, my ol' HS.

[crippledalbino]

Stand back sir Avocado belongs no where near a bacon cheeseburger



I will defend the avocado's right to be on a bacon cheese burger any day of the week, and I, sir, am a connoisseur.
You want to go toe-to-toe with me, hilarious topical show reference name?

[Ted the Poster]

I know hun.....I'm just sayin


I'm from Central Jersey and I don't live in the woods...:D

Nothing grows near the refineries and the chemical plants.

[Chuck Schick]

Why did Fez stay inside a lot?

Momma never let him out, Momma never let him out.

[peas hode]

Enjoy your ham and eggs.

you probably call tomato sauce gravy too and call me a ham n' egger

tell me is ignorance really bliss?

[FartHammer]

Beef on Weck is THAT SHIT.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Small_-_Beef_on_Weck.jpg

[Ted the Poster]

Used to love bananna and mayo sandwiches when i was a kid... Cant eat that shit now

Elvis? You're ALIVE??? :icon_eek:

[Chester'sLiver]

I love Rye Bread..Rye Toast is fantastic...



NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Not crazed

[krisko]

And better than ever?
no
Perfect Sandwich: Bacon Cheeseburger with avocado, caramelized onion. Mmmmm.
:puke:
Ham, salami and american with heavy mayo, lettuce tomato salt pepper vinegar on a hero

get rid of the tomato and add some onions and i'm right there with ya

[peas hode]

I will defend the avocado's right to be on a bacon cheese burger any day of the week, and I, sir, am a connoisseur.
You want to go toe-to-toe with me, hilarious topical show reference name?

You can defend it all you want it don't make it right...go ahead and slap some kethcup on a fuckin 3 inch rib eye while your at it ya maniac

[Blue Heeler]

No particular order:

BLT
Pulled Pork
Shnitzel Sandwich on pretzel bun

[crippledalbino]

There ya go:

East Side Dave
Crazed1
Stig

[peas hode]

It's pork roll Johnny


mmmmm pork roll is the bessssst

[dolemyte]

Sliced beef tongue on a roll dipped in the au jus (sp?) is excellent also

[Chester'sLiver]

if you don't know Pork Roll you are not from Jersey..

[crippledalbino]

You can defend it all you want it don't make it right...go ahead and slap some kethcup on a fuckin 3 inch rib eye while your at it ya maniac

I would never put keth-cup anywhere near a rib eye (holy shit you suck at typing), but avocado on a burger is completely acceptable, sir.

[Goober]

I will be thinking of this sandwich all day, but I would throw some swiss cheese on top to make it not Kosher.

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/3168378/2/istockphoto_3168378_reuben.jpg

[krisko]

excuse my new jersey geography ignorance, but what is the difference between south and north jersey?

[crippledalbino]

It's pork roll Johnny


mmmmm pork roll is the bessssst

if you don't know Pork Roll you are not from Jersey..

Is that some romantic term for 'pig fucking'?

[Chester'sLiver]

excuse my new jersey geography ignorance, but what is the difference between south and north jersey?

north is above Central Jersey and South is below it...

[crippledalbino]

excuse my new jersey geography ignorance, but what is the difference between south and north jersey?

A couple of letters.
Otherwise, it's all the same fucking place: NEW JERSEY

[Save My Up's Dick]

Taylor ham egg and cheese mmmmmmmmm starving.

[Blue Heeler]

I will be thinking of this sandwich all day, but I would throw some swiss cheese on top to make it not Kosher.

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/3168378/2/istockphoto_3168378_reuben.jpg

Yeah, reuben's are great, but I gotta have a potato pancake on the side or it's just not right.

[Hidden_Rage]

Crazed is on the radio!


Where's my puking guy when I need it?

[peas hode]

if you don't know Pork Roll you are not from Jersey..
finally we agree on something

I would never put keth-cup anywhere near a rib eye (holy shit you suck at typing), but avocado on a burger is completely acceptable if you are a homosexual in california, sir.

now that i will agree on

[MilkmanDan]

I will be thinking of this sandwich all day, but I would throw some swiss cheese on top to make it not Kosher.

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/3168378/2/istockphoto_3168378_reuben.jpg

Ah you bastard. Fucking starving.

Dolemyte - Beef Tongue? I refuse to ever eat the tongue of anything.

[crippledalbino]

Taylor ham egg and cheese mmmmmmmmm starving.

I do not like them, Sam I Am.
I do not like Taylor eggs and ham.

[Sam_Adams]

excuse my new jersey geography ignorance, but what is the difference between south and north jersey?

They are ignorant fucks. So what does it matter what half of the state they are from?

[dolemyte]

Ah you bastard. Fucking starving.

Dolemyte - Beef Tongue? I refuse to ever eat the tongue of anything.


Beef tongue is quite good man. Very very beef-y taste. Remove the outer skin and its one of the best parts of the cow

[MilkmanDan]

They are ignorant fucks. So what does it matter what half of the state they are from?

You are from Arkansas. End.

[Goober]

Yeah, reuben's are great, but I gotta have a potato pancake on the side or it's just not right.

You mean a latka, but you would have to change your name to Jew Heeler.

[krisko]

<3 pulled pork

not saying anything about ted kennedy...not going to say anything about ted kennedy

[Sam_Adams]

You are from Arkansas. One of the best states in the union.

I agree sir

[crippledalbino]

<3 pulled pork

not saying anything about ted kennedy...not going to say anything about ted kennedy

So much for the idea of 'we are men of science,' all of your dreams just came true.

[Chester'sLiver]

<3 pulled pork

not saying anything about ted kennedy...not going to say anything about ted kennedy

thats not what I expected that spoiler to say...

[krisko]

north is above Central Jersey and South is below it...
smart ass

[Blue Heeler]

You mean a latka, but you would have to change your name to Jew Heeler.

That's just crazy talk. There are no jews in Kentucky, not even the horses.

[krisko]

So much for the idea of 'we are men of science,' all of your dreams just came true.

thats not what I expected that spoiler to say...

KARMA FTW


k

i'md one

[Ted the Poster]

excuse my new jersey geography ignorance, but what is the difference between south and north jersey?

That all depends: If you're going north on 95, North Jersey means you're almost out of Jersey. If you're going south, then SOUTH Jersey means you're almost out of Jersey.

[Blue Heeler]

Brain tumor...that explains everyting. They should check every liberal douche for brain tumors.

Speaking of Ted Kennedy:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=vuBChDTEea8

[Ted the Poster]

KARMA FTW


k

i'md one

The best cure for that brain tumor would be to ski drunkenly into a tree.

[Ted the Poster]

Brain tumor...that explains everyting. They should check every liberal douche for brain tumors.

Speaking of Ted Kennedy:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=vuBChDTEea8

Mayor Menino has a speck of brain lodged in his tumor.

[Sam_Adams]

That all depends: If you're going north on 95, North Jersey means you're almost out of Jersey. If you're going south, then SOUTH Jersey means you're almost out of Jersey.

Jersey is a wonderful place from what I've heard.

They say it doesn't have very much pollution or anything :)

http://pubs.usgs.gov/fs/fs114-99/fig1.jpg

[krisko]

Brain tumor...that explains everyting. They should check every liberal douche for brain tumors.

Speaking of Ted Kennedy:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=vuBChDTEea8

nice, now i don't feel so bad.

[Chester'sLiver]

Jersey is a wonderful place from what I've heard.

They say it doesn't have very much pollution or anything :)

http://pubs.usgs.gov/fs/fs114-99/fig1.jpg

I'll take the pollution over being stuck in Podunk, Arkansas..:action-sm

[Redding]

monte cristo...tasty.....but probably not as tasty as a monte krisko

[krisko]

monte cristo...tasty.....but probably not as tasty as a monte krisko

oh hiiiii redding :D

[Sam_Adams]

I'll take the pollution over being stuck in Podunk, Arkansas..:action-sm

Just don't complain when you get cancer from heavy metal exposure :D

Have you traveled outside of the tri-state area? :D

There are a good 40 states better than Jersey

[crippledalbino]

monte cristo...tasty.....but probably not as tasty as a monte krisko

I guess it depends how rare you like your steak.

[crippledalbino]

Just don't complain when you get cancer from heavy metal exposure :D


The cancer would lead to megadeth.

[Blue Heeler]

I'll take the pollution over being stuck in Podunk, Arkansas..:action-sm

You'd feel right at home in Arkansas during the hot summer...just drive past one chicken farm and you'll be back in Jersey. :action-sm

Northern Arkansas fucking rocks, love the Ozarks.

[Chester'sLiver]

I love Dr.Pepper.

[Mobo]

Just don't complain when you get cancer from heavy metal exposure :D

yeah, I can only watch that movie, like, once every 5 years.

[Blue Heeler]

The cancer would lead to megadeth.

Extra points for a good metal joke.

[Chester'sLiver]

Who doesn't love a Root Beer float in the summer?



oh no its Albino...:icon_eek:

[krisko]

The cancer would lead to megadeth.
i hate you
I love Dr.Pepper.

why don't you marry him?

[Goober]

Albino!

[krisko]

big ass prize closet


edit: FAIL!

[Blue Heeler]

WTF, no voice cracks or anything, you should give lessons to remobo.

[dolemyte]

Keeps you regular and tastes good too... :clap:

[Chester'sLiver]

big ass prize closet

I think he has gotten enough already...:icon_mrgr

[Sam_Adams]

You'd feel right at home in Arkansas during the hot summer...just drive past one chicken farm and you'll be back in Jersey. :action-sm

Northern Arkansas fucking rocks, love the Ozarks.

Kentucky has some purdy hill country of it's own. Luckily it's pretty easy to avoid the chicken farms.

I don't see how those farmers can stand living RIGHT there next to the chicken houses.

[peas hode]

Just stay away from Mr. Pibb ....fuckin rip off dude didn't even get his degree

[crippledalbino]

Who doesn't love a Root Beer float in the summer?



oh no its Albino...:icon_eek:

Albino!

big ass prize closet


edit: FAIL!

WTF, no voice cracks or anything, you should give lessons to remobo.

I think he has gotten enough already...:icon_mrgr

What, one?
One trip to the BAPC is as much as I get?
Shit.
And I've already got a Tom Petty DVD. What the fuck do I even call for? :(

[Chester'sLiver]

Just stay away from Mr. Pibb ....fuckin rip off dude didn't even get his degree

Miss Mitch Hedberg...

[Mobo]

Who doesn't love a Root Beer float in the summer?

Have you tried one of these?

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3180/2287170502_7d0b2502f6.jpg?v=0

[krisko]

I think he has gotten enough already...:icon_mrgr

i'd hardly call a tom petty dvd 'enough'

[MilkmanDan]

"Tastes like cough medicine" ... hmmmm Dr. Pepper with Codeine...

[peas hode]

Miss Mitch Hedberg...

x 20000

[Chester'sLiver]

Have you tried one of these?

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3180/2287170502_7d0b2502f6.jpg?v=0
no but mikey told me about those and I want to try them..I hope they get them in Central Jersey soon..
i'd hardly call a tom petty dvd 'enough'

Oh yeah the DVD...


what a shock the fat guy is a diabetic..

[krisko]

Just stay away from Mr. Pibb ....fuckin rip off dude didn't even get his degree
Mr. Pibb > Dr. Pepper
Have you tried one of these?

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3180/2287170502_7d0b2502f6.jpg?v=0

ew.

[Friday]

What, one?
One trip to the BAPC is as much as I get?
Shit.
And I've already got a Tom Petty DVD. What the fuck do I even call for? :(

don't yell at me

NoPrunesInDP (http://www.snopes.com/business/secret/drpepper.asp)

:p

[Blue Heeler]

Kentucky has some purdy hill country of it's own. Luckily it's pretty easy to avoid the chicken farms.

I don't see how those farmers can stand living RIGHT there next to the chicken houses.

The chickens hide the smell of the illegal workforce.

[Ted the Poster]

Have you tried one of these?

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3180/2287170502_7d0b2502f6.jpg?v=0

Didn't even know they existed. But I will now!

What's that, about 900 calories?

[Save My Up's Dick]

I'll take the pollution over being stuck in Podunk, Arkansas..:action-sm
X2

:haha7:

[Sam_Adams]

Just stay away from Mr. Pibb ....fuckin rip off dude didn't even get his degree

That's just Coca Cola's attempt to take away Dr. Pepper business.

[Goober]

Craze has the best stories.

[Mobo]

This sounds like a Dice story.....when does the lady tell Crazed that she's Superman?

[Chester'sLiver]

Mr. Pibb > Dr. Pepper


Whoa! Hold on there missy..that is crazy talk...

[crippledalbino]

don't yell at me

NoPrunesInDP (http://www.snopes.com/business/secret/drpepper.asp)

:p

Sweet.
Glad to see you contributing to making me look foolish.

[Blue Heeler]

Have you tried one of these?

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3180/2287170502_7d0b2502f6.jpg?v=0

Those fucking suck and do not taste like a real root beer float.

Have you tried a Purple Cow?

[dolemyte]

"Tastes like cough medicine" ... hmmmm Dr. Pepper with Codeine...


Syzzurp is what we call it... Good with Sprite... must be fantastic with Dr. P

[krisko]

no but mikey told me about those and I want to try them..I hope they get them in Central Jersey soon..


Oh yeah the DVD...


what a shock the fat guy is a diabetic..

i added an extra 'D' to not blow up his spot...

[Friday]

Sweet.
Glad to see you contributing to making me look foolish.

well somebody has to be the voice of reason :action-sm

[mickeyboy]

Dr. Pepper VS. Mr. Pib??? What do you prefer???:fight6::fight6::fight6:

[peas hode]

anyone ever notice that crazed kinda sounds like the dude from the HBO documnetary on the nut farm


Nothing works here...the medications don't work...i've been here for seven yars...big craazed

[MilkmanDan]

Craze has the best stories.

I know ! I hope he gets hired, we could offer him mod status

[Mobo]

Didn't even know they existed. But I will now!

What's that, about 900 calories?

the condensation off of the bottle has 900 calories.....

[Sam_Adams]

X2

:haha7:

All but one person (he's a closet fag that shoots up steroids) that I have met from Jersey/NY don't move back to the East Coast because this state is a much nicer place to stay.

[krisko]

Kennedy story:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080520/ap_on_go_co/kennedy

[Blue Heeler]

don't yell at me

NoPrunesInDP (http://www.snopes.com/business/secret/drpepper.asp)

:p

DR. Pepper is PEOPLE! DR. Pepper is people!!!!

[dolemyte]

Oh shit.... my chick hears this and theres gonna be a fight tonight. Bad bad memories about this

[Mobo]

Kennedy story:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080520/ap_on_go_co/kennedy

IT'S NOT A TUMAH!

[Sam_Adams]

I'm not a fan of this moron Craze on the radio. He's not funny in the least. I'd rather hear that half-a-retard Big A.

[Blue Heeler]

Kennedy story:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080520/ap_on_go_co/kennedy

:clap:::hammer:

[Blue Heeler]

All Dave has to do is check Casey's breath.

[Puffy_McScrote]

Kennedy story:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080520/ap_on_go_co/kennedy

Ole Pudd'nhead Teddie's at it again!
:clap:

[Save My Up's Dick]

All but one person (he's a closet fag that shoots up steroids) that I have met from Jersey/NY don't move back to the East Coast because this state is a much nicer place to stay.
Yeah!!!! your state is "much nicer" then the one I live in.:clap: :icon_roll



Nobody gives a fuck.

[Chester'sLiver]

"If she loves you 100% she won't cheat" wow another pearl from crazed...

[Blue Heeler]

Yeah!!!! your state is "much nicer" then the one I live in.:clap: :icon_roll



Nobody gives a fuck.

STATE WAR!!!!!!

[crippledalbino]

Kennedy story:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080520/ap_on_go_co/kennedy

I guess that means that 'ol Teddy K won't be joining me at the Dream Theater concert either, then. Shit.

[Friday]

Oh shit.... my chick hears this and theres gonna be a fight tonight. Bad bad memories about this

Erock tried to steal you away from her once upon a time?

[crippledalbino]

STATE WAR!!!!!!

LIQUID RULES!!!!!!!

[krisko]

LIQUID RULES!!!!!!!

i prefer gas myself.

ew.

[Puffy_McScrote]

It speaks volumes when Erock is the better choice out of two men.

[Save My Up's Dick]

STATE WAR!!!!!!
:haha7::haha7:

[dolemyte]

Erock tried to steal you away from her once upon a time?


Yea, but i really wish it was Steve 'the bear' C instead.... then it'll be worth it

[crippledalbino]

i prefer gas myself.

ew.

No one likes it solid?

*wince*

[Chester'sLiver]

i prefer gas myself.


I know you do...unfortunately the Brooklyn diner didn't..:rolleyes:

[Mobo]

I would be concerned if my chick started hanging out with someone named 'Sexbagel'.


ok.....maybe not my chick....

[Blue Heeler]

i prefer deja vu myself.

ew.

This was last week's bit, enough already.

[Sam_Adams]

Oh shit.... my chick hears this and theres gonna be a fight tonight. Bad bad memories about this

Are you one of those lunatics that constantly checks up on your woman like she's doing nothing but looking for other guys once she leaves the house?

[Ted the Poster]

Can I go back to wishing death on Dave please?

[Chester'sLiver]

I don't think I look like a dope playing Mario Kart with the wheel..

[Puffy_McScrote]

Can I go back to wishing death on Dave please?

I've been wishing for impotence and sterility, but obviously God hates me.

[dolemyte]

In E-rocks defense, it takes about 3 weeks to figure out the faggoty Wii friend and game codes to play online...

[Ted the Poster]

I don't think I look like a dope playing Mario Kart with the wheel..

You don't have Bozo hair and bad tattoos. Dave looks like a dope doing anything right now.

[Mobo]

I don't think I look like a dope playing Mario Kart with the wheel..

C'mon....everyone looks like a dope playing the Wii.

[krisko]

I don't think I look like a dope playing Mario Kart with the wheel..

you do :action-sm

[crippledalbino]

I would be concerned if my chick started hanging out with someone named 'Sexbagel'.


ok.....maybe not my chick....

You'd be much more trusting if she was in the hands of a crippled albino, would you?

[Chester'sLiver]

you do :action-sm

you have never seen me play..:( I have heard you pee though...:D

C'mon....everyone looks like a dope playing the Wii.

I don't think I do...The Wii is a lot of fun...

[dolemyte]

Are you one of those lunatics that constantly checks up on your woman like she's doing nothing but looking for other guys once she leaves the house?


Eh, used to be. I could care less what she does at this point. She checked my shit, saw some pics chicks sent me (we never messed around) and made me see things in a whole new light

I realize i was a fucking douche for what i did

[Puffy_McScrote]

C'mon....everyone looks like a dope playing the Wii.

Sorry it's a bad pic - I left the good camera in my car.
:haha7:

http://altporn.net/wp-content/images/45f8a58742ea7-nakedwii.jpg

[Mobo]

You'd be much more trusting if she was in the hands of a crippled albino, would you?

She's allllllllll yours tough guy....just don't come crying to me when she's driven you absolutely insane after, saaaaaaay.....24 hours.

[Sam_Adams]

I have heard you pee though...:D

Wow, you sound like such a fucking creep.

[Blue Heeler]

you have never seen me play..:( I have felt you pee though...:D


oddly hot

[Ted the Poster]

you have never seen me play..:( I have heard you pee though...:D



I don't think I do...The Wii is a lot of fun...

So's the Hokey Pokey. But you don't see us doing that in public.



OK, bad example.

[JC510]

Jules: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and playing Mario Kart ain't even the same fuckin' thing.
Vincent: It's not. It's the same ballpark.
Jules: Ain't no fuckin' ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of Mario Kart differs from mine, but, you know, playing Mario Kart, and stickin' your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, ain't the same fuckin' ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Look, Mario Kart don't mean shit.
Vincent: Have you ever played Mario Kart?
Jules: [scoffs] Don't be tellin' me about Mario Kart. I'm the Mario Kart fuckin' master.
Vincent: Played a lot of it?
Jules: Shit yeah. I got my technique down and everything, I don't be crashin' or nothin'.
Vincent: Would you play a guy in Mario Kart?
[Jules gives Vincent a long look, realizing he's been set up]
Jules: Fuck you.
Vincent: You play them a lot?
Jules: Fuck you.
Vincent: You know, I'm getting kinda tired. I could use a game of Mario Kart myself.
Jules: Man, you best back off, I'm gittin' a little pissed here.

[Chester'sLiver]

Wow, you sound like such a fucking creep.

Yes..I'm the creep.....Not a guy joking with a friend...I'm the creep..wow.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v355/RyanRoss0316/untitled.jpg

[Ted the Poster]

I guess that means that 'ol Teddy K won't be joining me at the Dream Theater concert either, then. Shit.

No. But in other music news, he's just been asked to join The Beatles.

[crippledalbino]

She's allllllllll yours tough guy....just don't come crying to me when she's driven you absolutely insane after, saaaaaaay.....24 hours.

Nah, that's fine. I'll return her to you within the hour. You know damn well the sort of magic I can work between quick plane connections.

[Sam_Adams]

Yes..I'm the creep.....I'm the creep.

Yes. Your obsessive thoughts about her bodily functions are disturbing.

[Mobo]

Nah, that's fine. I'll return her to you within the hour. You know damn well the sort of magic I can work between quick plane connections.

MAGIC!!!!

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3018/2470879673_3ca6913612.jpg?v=0

[Ted the Poster]

Nah, that's fine. I'll return her to you within the hour. You know damn well the sort of magic I can work between quick plane connections.

Sure. Two minutes in paradise is better than one minute in paradise.

When Crip's down to just his socks, it's business time.

[Chester'sLiver]

Yes. Your obsessive thoughts about her bodily functions are disturbing.

yeah not a joke between friends that has nothing to do with you or your obsession with her....

[Mobo]

Sure. Two minutes in paradise is better than one minute in paradise.

When Crip's down to just his socks, it's business time.

business hours are over......baby.

[Blue Heeler]

No. But in other music news, he's just been asked to join The Beatles.

I can't wait to IF:

"I guess God needed a drunken liberal douche"

[crippledalbino]

MAGIC!!!!

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3018/2470879673_3ca6913612.jpg?v=0
Cripple Copperfield checking in, sir.
Sure. Two minutes in paradise is better than one minute in paradise.

When Crip's down to just his socks, it's business time.

The chair's all lubed, the crutches are all strapped in, bring her on!!!!!

[Puffy_McScrote]

I can't wait to IF:

"I guess God needed a drunken liberal douche"

Good, feed Jay from Florida lines early. :action-sm

[VilleDick]

Yes. Your obsessive thoughts about her bodily functions are disturbing.

And you're obsessions with her and guns and photographs are equally disturbing

[VilleDick]

I can't wait to IF:

"I guess God needed a drunken liberal douche"

Here's one for ya:
You think Ted Kennedy will come back and throw a no-hitter next year?

[Blue Heeler]

ok, goodbye listening thread...cya tomorrow on the "O&A 5-21-08 Anthony DP'd Jill with a single cock" thread.

[crippledalbino]

Mobo!!!!!!!!!

[Sam_Adams]

yeah not a joke between friends that has nothing to do with you or your obsession with her....

I'm obsessed? I don't think so. Sure, she is put together nicely and it's kind of cute that she has a defect that doesn't allow her to eat veges, but I'm far from obsessed with her. That's something that you fellas have dreamt up.

[Mobo]

w00t!

[Chester'sLiver]

I'm obsessed? I don't think so. Sure, she is put together nicely and it's kind of cute that she has a defect that doesn't allow her to eat veges, but I'm far from obsessed with her. That's something that you fellas have dreamt up.

sure..yeah its us...Every single person sees it (including her) and it us...:action-sm

[Sam_Adams]

And you're obsessions with guns and photographs are equally disturbing

I very much enjoy firearms and they are a par of my life. It doesn't make it an obsession anymore than a doctor performing surgery or a mechanic working on cars.

It's more of a passion than an obsession.

[crippledalbino]

I'm obsessed? I don't think so. Sure, she is put together nicely and it's kind of cute that she has a defect that doesn't allow her to eat veges, but I'm far from obsessed with her. That's something that you fellas have dreamt up.

I fuckin' hate veges. Almost as bad as futs.
Or did you mean that she can't eat VAGES, and has some sort of disorder that keeps her from wearing Birkenstocks?

[VilleDick]

I'm obsessed? I don't think so. Sure, she is put together nicely and it's kind of cute that she has a defect that doesn't allow her to eat veges, but I'm far from obsessed with her. That's something that you fellas have dreamt up.

Ok, the fact that you know she doesn't/can't eat veggies more than proves the point

[crippledalbino]

w00t!

Now Friday is going to show up with a link disproving the fact that Jews serve bagels.

[Ted the Poster]

I can't wait to IF:

"I guess God needed a drunken liberal douche"

Are you kidding? They're gonna have to build an entire new wing for all the fucking Kennedies the way they drink themselves to death.

[Mobo]

I fuckin' hate veges. Almost as bad as futs.
Or did you mean that she can't eat VAGES, and has some sort of disorder that keeps her from wearing Birkenstocks?

noooooo....he means that she's against gambling and refuses to go to Veges.

[crippledalbino]

ok, goodbye listening thread...cya tomorrow on the "O&A 5-21-08 Anthony DP'd Jill with a single cock" thread.

Later, Heeler.

[crippledalbino]

noooooo....he means that she's against gambling and refuses to go to Veges.

I loved Nicolas Gage in ""Leaving Los Veges."

[crippledalbino]

Are you kidding? They're gonna have to build an entire new wing for all the fucking Kennedies the way they drink themselves to death.

I guess technically 'crashing into the ocean' is indeed a drinking problem.
Edit:
Remobo triple comboooooooooooooo!

[Mobo]

Now Friday is going to show up with a link disproving the fact that Jews serve bagels.

It's an Urban Legend that there are prunes in Bagels.....but there are prunes in most Jews.

[Sam_Adams]

Ok, the fact that you know she doesn't/can't eat veggies more than proves the point

Get real, everyone in the listening thread knows that. It's not really a secret.

[Ted the Poster]

I guess technically 'crashing into the ocean' is indeed a drinking problem.

Sure. He had a heapin' helpin' of vodka and Ocean Spray. Herm...humph...

[VilleDick]

Get real, everyone in the listening thread knows that. It's not really a secret.

Do we?

[Puffy_McScrote]

Get real, everyone in the listening thread knows that. It's not really a secret.

I didn't.

I'm just sayin'...

[Ted the Poster]

Get real, everyone in the listening thread knows that. It's not really a secret.

I didn't know that. But I'm not here much.

[crippledalbino]

It's an Urban Legend that there are prunes in Bagels.....but there are prunes in most Jews.
Which is why they're all so regular?
Get real, everyone in the listening thread knows that. It's not really a secret.

The thing that I didn't know is that 'veges' is yet another name for black cock.

[crippledalbino]

Sure. He had a heapin' helpin' of vodka and Ocean Spray. Herm...humph...
*forehead slap*
Thank you, StigFromMoonachie.
Do we?

I didn't.

I'm just sayin'...

I didn't know that. But I'm not here much.

Ooops.
Smooth, Sam. Way to be discrete.

[Goober]

Is sleeves on that list?

[VilleDick]

I didn't know that. But I'm not here much.

:haha7::haha7::haha7:

[Goober]

Craze thinks Ray Stevens is the greatest songwriter.

[Ted the Poster]

Woody Guthrie? Hank Williams? Kris Kristofferson??? Jesus, Ron...

[VilleDick]

Is sleeves on that list?

He should be

peaz hode

[Goober]

Johny Cash?

[crippledalbino]

Where does Right Said Fred come in?

[Chester'sLiver]

I'm just sayin'...

Copyright Chester'sLiver 2008

[Mobo]

Francis Scott Key?

[VilleDick]

Francis Scott Key?

:clap::clap::clap:

Since it's topical: Dead Kennedys?

[crippledalbino]

© Chester'sLiver 2008

Fixed because that's how it's done.
Just sayin'.
Fuck the copyright.

[VilleDick]

Stephen Lynch

[Goober]

What about John Coltrane, Miles Davis, and Al Green?

[Chester'sLiver]

Fixed because that's how it's done.
Just sayin'.
Fuck the copyright.

I don't know how to do that cool symbol...

[mikek]

Worst. List. Ever.

[crippledalbino]

I don't know how to do that cool symbol...

You press ALT, then press 0169.

[Goober]

What about Van Morrison. Stig's favorite!

[Chester'sLiver]

You press ALT, then press 0169.

©..oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fancy.:icon_mrgr

[VilleDick]

What about Van Morrison. Stig's favorite!

He sucks

Weird Al FTW!

[MilkmanDan]

Why is Neil Young that high?

MYEH

[crippledalbino]

Worst. List. Ever.

Even more of a FAIL than my "things I like about mikek" list.

[Ted the Poster]

What about John Coltrane, Miles Davis, and Al Green?

No, no, and no.

Coltrane and Davis are known as improvisational musicians. Al Green? Who cares?

[crippledalbino]

Why is Neil Young that high?

MYEH

Because a maaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaan

A man needs a maid!
Bum-ba-bummmmmmmmmm....

[dolemyte]

Think the end of that break pissed Ronnie B off

[Ted the Poster]

What about Van Morrison. Stig's favorite!

I will kill you. Really.

Why is Neil Young that high?

MYEH

Because the list was written by critics. And they LOOOOOVE Neil Young. And Van Morrison. And Randy Newman...

[krisko]

you have never seen me play..:( I have heard you pee though...:D

will you play gta4 tonight dammit?!
Eh, used to be. I could care less what she does at this point. She checked my shit, saw some pics chicks sent me (we never messed around) and made me see things in a whole new light

I realize i was a fucking douche for what i did
i think your girlfriend and i have a lot in common,. hahaha.

I didn't know that. But I'm not here much.

:(

liar

ok, smoke break now.....

[crippledalbino]

Think the end of that break pissed Ronnie B off

I think dolemyte makes some amazing observations

[VilleDick]

Because a maaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaan

A man needs a maid!
Bum-ba-bummmmmmmmmm....

He's rockin' in the free world. There are colors in the street afterall

[Mobo]

Think the end of that break pissed Ronnie B off

Do you think Dr Frankenstein was happy when he saw what he created?

No wonder the Paltalk villagers chased him away with pitchforks and torches.

[MilkmanDan]

Think the end of that break pissed Ronnie B off

He has the right to be pissed off daily with that crew. (Except for Fez, and new sensation CRAZED)
I'm still waiting to hear Lilly vomit from drinking Dr. Pepper

[crippledalbino]

He's rockin' in the free world. There are colors in the street afterall

Did he wake you up to tell you that it was only a change of plans?

[Chester'sLiver]

will you play gta4 tonight dammit?!


I will be home so I just might be on there...:icon_mrgr

[crippledalbino]

Do you think Dr Frankenstein was happy when he saw what he created?

Not if it looks like Gary Cooper.

[dolemyte]

I think dolemyte makes some amazing observations

Im smahhht ...

I'd love to hear the chewing out going on right now in the studio

[Danesy]

Hey strangers .... :)

[VilleDick]

Did he wake you up to tell you that it was only a change of plans?

No, but he did inform me that there Four Dead in Oh Hi Oh

[Ted the Poster]

He has the right to be pissed off daily with that crew. (Except for Fez, and new sensation CRAZED)
I'm still waiting to hear Lilly vomit from drinking Dr. Pepper

Crazed. Yeah. This show needed another annoying "character."

[Mobo]

I will be home so I just might be on there...:icon_mrgr

<sigh>

[VilleDick]

Hey strangers .... :)

I'm almost leaving, but no Boston hatred today. :icon_cry:

Except that my section of Phillies fans chanted "Tampa Rays" at 2 dopes wearing Red Sox gear to a Phils/Nats game :action-sm

[Ted the Poster]

Hey strangers .... :)

HI, DANESY.

[Mobo]

Daaaaaaaanseeeeeeeeey!

[Danesy]

I'm almost leaving, but no Boston hatred today. :icon_cry:

Except that my section of Phillies fans chanted "Tampa Rays" at 2 dopes wearing Red Sox gear to a Phils/Nats game :action-sm

Yea well nothin' you can say will upset me .... we got a no no outta Lester last night ... I am GIDDY!!! :p

HI, DANESY.


Hey punkin'! :action-sm

[Mobo]

What movie is this from?

[crippledalbino]

Hey strangers .... :)
Heya.
Been a long time.
No, but he did inform me that there Four Dead in Oh Hi Oh
VilleDick, your hair is golden brown. I saw your black man, comin' round. Swear by god I'm gonna cut him down!!!!!
<sigh>

don't feel bad, Mobester. I won't be on either.
I'll be at a Prog Metal concert that I couldn't get anyone to go with me to.

[Danesy]

Daaaaaaaanseeeeeeeeey!

Hey Remo!!!!!

[Chester'sLiver]

What movie is this from?

are you serious?



Spinal Tap...

[VilleDick]

Yea well nothin' you can say will upset me .... we got a no no outta Lester last night ... I am GIDDY!!! :p

Yeah, you win game 7 and get a no-no, not much I can say.

Ted Kennedy.......that's all I got

[crippledalbino]

I'm almost leaving, but no Boston hatred today. :icon_cry:

Except that my section of Phillies fans chanted "Tampa Rays" at 2 dopes wearing Red Sox gear to a Phils/Nats game :action-sm

How can you have any hatred when Cancer Boy pulls of a no-hitter? Seriously.

[crippledalbino]

Hey Remo!!!!!

Love Remo Williams!
He's the bessssssssssssst!

[LiddyRules]

Wow, a comedian guest.

...And Crazed's in studio; great

[VilleDick]

How can you have any hatred when Cancer Boy pulls of a no-hitter? Seriously.

I can't, I'm genuinely happy for him. :clap::clap:

And on that note, I'm running away in shame. See ya tomorrow

[Mobo]

Hey Remo!!!!!

<------Likes it when Danesy calls me 'Remo'.

are you serious?



Spinal Tap...

no....no I'm not....

[Ted the Poster]

VilleDick, your hair is golden brown. I saw your black man, comin' round. Swear by god I'm gonna cut him down!!!!!


I've seen the cripple and the damage done.

[crippledalbino]

I can't, I'm genuinely happy for him. :clap::clap:

And on that note, I'm running away in shame. See ya tomorrow
Later, Ville.
<------Likes it when Danesy calls me 'Remo'.



no....no I'm not....

Everyone has a different Christopher Guest movie that they relate to. I'm thinking you're more of a Waiting for Guffman guy.

[Vyce]

Someone please explain to me the value of Crazed.

Cause right now, it just seems like one more Ron and Fez "character" that inspires me to turn the fucking station rather than listen to a show I've been a fan of for 8 years.

[Ted the Poster]

Someone please explain to me the value of Crazed.

Cause right now, it just seems like one more Ron and Fez "character" that inspires me to turn the fucking station rather than listen to a show I've been a fan of for 8 years.

I don't know. Something about carnies, rubes, and never questioning the genius of Ronzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzz.....

[crippledalbino]

Wow, a comedian guest.

...And Crazed's in studio; great
Is it...?
Is it?
IS IT?
Yes.
It is.
It's Liddy!
I've seen the cripple and the damage done.

I wanna live with my Stigamon Girl.
I could be happy the rest of my life, with my Stigamon girl.

[MilkmanDan]

Someone please explain to me the value of Crazed.

Cause right now, it just seems like one more Ron and Fez "character" that inspires me to turn the fucking station rather than listen to a show I've been a fan of for 8 years.

He does take mic time away from Dave, but its like choosing between cancer or aids.

[Mobo]

Everyone has a different Christopher Guest movie that they relate to. I'm thinking you're more of a Waiting for Guffman guy.

I've seen 'em all.....I was being sarcastic about the banalaty of the quote.

[crippledalbino]

I've seen 'em all.....I was being sarcastic about the banalaty of the quote.

Hmph.

You're STILL more of a Guffman guy.

[MilkmanDan]

I wanna live with my Stigamon Girl.
I could be happy the rest of my life, with my Stigamon girl.

Ok this made me el oh el :icon_surp

Fez should not be talking about Bacon

[Mobo]

Hmph.

You're STILL more of a Guffman guy.

I hate you and your ass face.....

[Mobo]

Ron: "How was your Letterman appearance?"
Comedian: "Good."
Ron: "Great...now, sit there and shut up."

[Goober]

If they ban smokers, eventually they will have to stop hiring blacks because they have a higher percentage of heart disease.

[Mobo]

naaaaaamesaaaaake combooooo!


edit: if that had been anybody other than Goober.........grrrrrrrrrr.

[LiddyRules]

Someone please explain to me the value of Crazed.

Cause right now, it just seems like one more Ron and Fez "character" that inspires me to turn the fucking station rather than listen to a show I've been a fan of for 8 years. You don't like his simple, "aw shucks" attitude?

[Danesy]

Why the hell are they remaking Bad Lieutenant??? It was awful. And Nick Cage is the worst actor walking the planet.

[Mobo]

Krisko, can you vouch for this guy?

[Goober]

naaaaaamesaaaaake combooooo!


edit: if that had been anybody other than Goober.........grrrrrrrrrr.

I think I missed something. What are you talking about?

[Mobo]

Why the hell are they remaking Bad Lieutenant??? It was awful. And Nick Cage is the worst actor walking the planet.

They should at least name it 'Better Lieutenant'....you know, to let people know that it's new and improved.

[crippledalbino]

I think I missed something. What are you talking about?

It's alright, he gets a little delusional sometimes. Just pat him on the head and offer him a cookie.

[Mobo]

I think I missed something. What are you talking about?

1 post
2 posts
excitement
Goober post
3 posts
anger......

[LiddyRules]

They should at least name it 'Better Lieutenant'....you know, to let people know that it's new and improved. I just like imagining a really bad Nick Cage impression doing classic BL lines. For some reason bad Nick Cage imitations and bad John Travolta imitations just tickle my funny bone.

[Mobo]

It's alright, he gets a little delusional sometimes. Just pat him on the head and offer him a cookie.

Hey...I'm not trying to put Nelly Furtado on the best songwriters of all time list.

[crippledalbino]

1 post
2 posts
excitement
Goober post
3 posts
anger......

It's like 1 fish 2 fish red fish blue fish for unfunny internet douchebags.

[MilkmanDan]

Why the hell are they remaking Bad Lieutenant??? It was awful. And Nick Cage is the worst actor walking the planet.

If you say its bad then its probably something I want to see......

*goes to netflix

[Danesy]

We don't move to Canada cause they take like 1/2 your income for all this so called "free" healthcare ...

[crippledalbino]

We don't move to Canada cause they take like 1/2 your income for all this so called "free" healthcare ...

And it's full of *shiver* C*******s.

[ChoppedLiver]

Y'all can crash at my place.

[Ted the Poster]

Is it...?

I wanna live with my Stigamon Girl.
I could be happy the rest of my life, with my Stigamon girl.

That's just a wee bit gay. Just saying.

[Puffy_McScrote]

And it's full of *shiver* C*******s.

We call them "Snow-*******" out here in Virginia, yessuh.

[crippledalbino]

Y'all can crash at my place.

And when we say no, you're gonna say 'Hey! What am I? Chopped... Oh yeah...' and we'll all just laugh and laugh and laugh.

[Goober]

1 post
2 posts
excitement
Goober post
3 posts
anger......

seek help

[MilkmanDan]

We don't move to Canada cause they take like 1/2 your income for all this so called "free" healthcare ...

Only 40%.
And it used to be cheap as hell to live there when the ol' American dollar was worth alot.

[d0uche_n0zzle]

Fucking commie pinko bastards.

[Ted the Poster]

We don't move to Canada cause they take like 1/2 your income for all this so called "free" healthcare ...

Democrats just don't get that. OK, the politicians do, but they count on the dummies who vote for them not to.

[krisko]

I will be home so I just might be on there...:icon_mrgr
:(
i was on last night and no one invited me (thanks Kev and Standby)
Hey strangers .... :)
who do you think will play Lester in the movie?
Krisko, can you vouch for this guy?
WHo?!
Hey...I'm not trying to put Nelly Furtado on the best songwriters of all time list.
can i put maynard james keenan and colin meloy on that list?
because i just did.

[crippledalbino]

That's just a wee bit gay. Just saying.

Gay?
Or AWESOME?!?

[LiddyRules]

Did they invite Crazed in today or did he just show up and Ron was too nice to not let him in. Because I think he thinks he's a legitimate part of the show now.

[MilkmanDan]

Better Yet, why dont they kill that child.

[Chester'sLiver]

Did they invite Crazed in today or did he just show up and Ron was too nice to not let him in. Because I think he thinks he's a legitimate part of the show now.

I have a feeling he just shows up...They are really cool about people just showing up and hanging out. I have no doubt he thinks he is a big part of the show now...

[Danesy]

Democrats just don't get that. OK, the politicians do, but they count on the dummies who vote for them not to.

That was the only thing I didn't like about "Sicko". Moore always slants that shit ... Healthcare is not FREE in Canada .... it's not "free" anywhere. He fails to mention the taxes you are paying to get it.

[Chuck Schick]

Did they invite Crazed in today or did he just show up and Ron was too nice to not let him in. Because I think he thinks he's a legitimate part of the show now.

I believe today is the Crazed One's birthday. He asked to come in today on the phone last week.

[crippledalbino]

Never get sick,
and never let your cat get sick. :(

[Chester'sLiver]

Never get sick,
and never let your cat get sick. :(

by cat do you mean your Vagina? Were you working the docks again?

[Mobo]

Never get sick,
and never let your cat get sick. :(

Are you admitting to giving your cat a urinary tract infection?