What do you eat....

[Motor Head]

...that gives you the most toxic, horrible dump ever? I'm talking a dump that would kill your pet cat if it was in the bathroom with you. A dump that could end a marriage. A dump that could lead people to believe you only drink water out of the Ganges River in India. A dump that would keep you voted out of both Heaven & Hell. I'm talking a dump that a zombie could only make after eating nothing but sewer rats and cancer victims. So what food do you avoid, or at least enjoy when you know you will have the house to yourself for a minimum of 24 hours???

Me-
1. Buffalo Wild Wings with Blazing Sauce.
2. Taco Bell Bean Burrito's - atleast 3 in one meal.
3. Anything that contains the word CURRY in it's list of ingredients.

[THE FEZ MAN]

oh, dark beer, and Chinese food. or dark beer with kilbasa and sauerkraut, the latter causing also the worlds worst gas before the ass blasting stink.....

[Chino Kapone]

Brie Cheese and a 6 pack.
Taco Bell double decker tacos.

[Bone Dry]

White Castle.
I love it, but my body clearly hates those little burgers.

[CM Mark]

Anything from Denny's

[Sct Ptersns Twn]

Anything from Denny's @3 in the morning


Fixed it for ya :action-sm

[CM Mark]

Fixed it for ya :action-sm

It doesn't matter what time of day, anything I eat at Denny's ends up in a rush to the bathroom. Horribly explosive liquid shits.



Yet I love Denny's

[Hudson]

Seafood with Asperagus and Garlic....

[Lil'GlubGlub]

dairy.

damn intolerance.

[Glenn Dandy]

Pussy gives me new born child burps. anyone?

[Jef Leppard]

clownnose

[Sinn Fein]

Wings from my favorite place give me wallpaper-peeling farts for like 2 days. The shits that go with them are kinda bad, but not the worst. I can't think of what really does that to me.

[Zona992006]

White Castle.
I love it, but my body clearly hates those little burgers.

Thats almost communist like?

[Glenn Dandy]

The colon isnt racist Zona.

[kidohio]

bw3's
ice cream
ribs

[fandango86]

Fuddrucker's has done me in on more than one occasion. Might be a little too local, but there's a place called Tully's that has nearly killed me a few times. I'm talking the kind of shit where the stomach pain starts before you even leave the restaurant and you sometimes don't even make it out of there before your bottom half falls out. Not sure what does it - could be their wing sauce. My friend thinks it's their popcorn? Does that make sense?

[Chino Kapone]

Krystals... The farts and poos that come from that place would scare a skunk off.

I had Green Curry, a few redstripes and then some ben and jerrys on sunday night.... I thought I was going to blow out my colon.

Cofee first thing in the morning always lubes up my system... I poop and fart the best on coffee.

[Motor Head]

Add Kung Pao Chicken from Mr. Wu's Chop Suey. Washed it down with a few Heineken's and later that night...I was growing a tail.

[roche]

They aren't toxic but if you drink a large ocean water from Sonic if turns your poop lime green.

[Hudson]

They aren't toxic but if you drink a large ocean water from Sonic if turns your poop lime green.
if you eat a whole big box of cheezits..your poop turns orange.

[roche]

if you eat a whole box of cheezits..your poop turns orange.

Really?

I might need to do a science project.....

[stillbornstew]

at breakfast i had greek yougurt w/ fresh bloo-BUHreees. skipped lunch and had "Kim's Orgnics"(?) lentil soup. the next morning, there was an abortion in the terlet. :icon_conf

[Dani75]

Sam Adams beer. There isn't any food that causes it for me.

[Sinn Fein]

Ok, I just drank a bottle of Nantucket Nectars Apple Juice and ate two oranges.

Tomorrow morning, I am going to wake up and take a dump that is going to burn holes in the shower curtain.

[BullsLawDan]

Rochester delicacy:

The Garbage Plate.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e8/~haut-cuisine_in-rochester-n-y_is-the-garbage_plate.jpg

It definitely helps that it actually looks like a huge pile of shit going in.