Who looses the toe? Your baby or your mother?

[PMB917]

Imagine whatever scenario you can that forces you to make the choice. Who goes left big toeless. Your mom or your baby?

[LastDeadMouse]

Anyone that says their baby is insane.

[d0uche_n0zzle]

Mother doesn't really need all those things.

[flyerfan116]

sorry ma

[Stormrider666]

If I was the father of a baby, I vote my mom. Also just to get the persepctive from people who are parents of a newborn, I asked my brother and his wife. They both said it would their moms to lose a toe.

[Ball of Hate]

Sorry, mom. The baby needs that toe for when he grows up to be the starting left tackle for the NY Giants.

[Kugzilla]

Definately Ma. Bonus if I can cut it off for her.

[FAZ8218]

Mom no question. Basically I take into account the fact that the kid has to grow up and your want your child to be as "normal" as possible. I was listening to R&F that day but couldn't call in. All I wanted to tell Dave was that he was looking at it all wrong:

Think about when the kid is 10, and she goes to her first pool party or something stupid and then the other kids see she's missing a toe... you know what happens then Dave...

DIIIIIIIFFERENT! DIIIIIIFFERENT! DIIIIIIFFERENT!

[Turtle]

mom

[FAZ8218]

Fuck, Turtle. A bit long-winded don't you think?

[d0uche_n0zzle]

That's all the time Turtle has in between power fucks with his wife.

[MilkmanDan]

Baby. I want to give them a reason to hold something against me right off the bat.

[Kugzilla]

Baby. I want to give them a reason to hold something against me right off the bat.

I'm sure they'd think of something...even with all 10 toes...they always do...

[BCH]

The problem with this hypothetical is that every grandmother in the world would not only volunteer to lose the toe instead of their grandchild, but would be pissed at their kid for choosing otherwise.

[Plunkies]

Loose?

I don't like babies or mothers. Fuck em both.

[PDX909]

Mom, and if she bitches about it she loses the other one too.

[Hudson]

Baby, then they can't run away from you too fast.

[Hoagie]

My Mom would KILL me if I didn't say Mom.

[Absolutely]

I say a baby can easily get used to not having a toe, it doesn't even know that it has toes...

[Garyisajoke]

Well, my mother is used to having that toe so there'd be a whole adjustment period. The baby can just learn to deal with it from day one. There's your answer - close the thread.

[unklewilly]

can I pick ESDs tongue?

[happytypinggirl]

sorry mommy.

[Gonzoid]

Mom...and she would do it willingly.

Not to get on an Anti-Dave tangent, but isn't obvius by now that whenever they have these discussions, Dave always chooses the most idiotic of the choices on purpose just to create an arguement?

[Melk]

Mom...and she would do it willingly.

Not to get on an Anti-Dave tangent, but isn't obvius by now that whenever they have these discussions, Dave always chooses the most idiotic of the choices on purpose just to create an arguement?
It is possible.

I can imagine poor little East Side's kid having to live with freckles, red hair, and a missing toe.

I'd cut off Beanie's toe because she accepts the nickname Beanie...

[burky79]

Baby. I want to give them a reason to hold something against me right off the bat.
I'm sure they'd think of something...even with all 10 toes...they always do...
Yes, but this would be deep seeded. Serial Killer catalyst.

Loose?

I don't like babies or mothers. Fuck em both.
You shouldn't fuck babies.... is that a BILF and a MILF? sick.

Baby, then they can't run away from you too fast.
didn't think of that... nice!

I say a baby can easily get used to not having a toe, it doesn't even know that it has toes...
Well, my mother is used to having that toe so there'd be a whole adjustment period. The baby can just learn to deal with it from day one. There's your answer - close the thread.

Bingo, my thoughts exactly!

[THE FEZ MAN]

mom's on my shit list you can take her head if you want

[Nothing Sound]

Loose?

Thank you for pointing that out. I was about to, but some people on her seem to get upset when I correct things.

Reminds me of an E-Mail that I received at work the other day.
Keep in mind that this is from the "higher up" people. The people
that think they are so much better and smarter than the "low end" people.

This was the closing statement in the E-Mail:

This was a great job by ***.
Her quick thinking and handling of this situation as she did insured no financial loose to the company.

Fucking idiots.

[DonTheTrucker]

I'd push my mother off a cliff if it meant my daughter avoiding a cold. No telling what I'd do to keep her toes.

[gleet]

Thank you for pointing that out. I was about to, but some people on her seem to get upset when I correct things.

Reminds me of an E-Mail that I received at work the other day.
Keep in mind that this is from the "higher up" people. The people
that think they are so much better and smarter than the "low end" people.

This was the closing statement in the E-Mail:

This was a great job by ***.
Her quick thinking and handling of this situation as she did insured no financial loose to the company.

Fucking idiots.

I here you. There all idiots, buy the way.

[Onion Bag]

I would cut my mothers head off before I would even cut the toenail off my kid.