The Happening Movie Review

[UsedLadBag]

I missed the show this morning so I don't know whether O&A said to fuck with the Happening reviews or not, but I found this review from one of our own:

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/vine/journal_view.php?journalid=571762&entryid=513097&view=public

Tee-hee. Clappy hands for all.

(Note: not a meatspin link)

[DR. Jimcy M.E.]

"thats terrible I'm sorry"
BOOOOOOOO
"OH, GOOD LORD"
bump bump bump bum bawwwwaaaa
:car crash:
that answer is ......false

Needs more meatspin, its not hot enough.

[masterem243]

Jesus, could he fill any more references to the show in that review?

[DanzaSlap]

The movie was a definite piece of shit. I enjoyed that review infinitely more than M. Night Shyamalan's movie.

[FellowTraveler]

Watched it this weekend online...could have been the biggest piece of dog shit that I have ever seen.

[loki2486]

those that saw the movie give us the spoiler...

[DR. Jimcy M.E.]

those that saw the movie give us the spoiler...

The movie sucks and and M Night sham-a-lama-ding-dong is a terrorist because his skins dark.

Fair and balanced.

[smurray06]

those that saw the movie give us the spoiler...
if you listen to OnA from friday you will hear a spoiler, opie gave it out.

[Freese]

you mean where the plants and trees are killing everyone?

[DR. Jimcy M.E.]

you mean where the plants and trees are killing everyone?

Thats because its the work of the JEWS. There trying to corner the market on lumber and there getting the competition out of the way. Lucky for us we have Ted's Lumber Emporium, Jew free since 1995.

[wetandstickyjim]

It stunk and I didn't like it!!

Blech. Hang it up dot head, you blew your load already.

[wetandstickyjim]

Thats because its the work of the JEWS. There trying to corner the market on lumber and there getting the competition out of the way. Lucky for us we have Ted's Lumber Emporium, Jew free since 1995.

I go to Lumber by Teddy.

[UsedLadBag]

Thats because its the work of the JEWS. There trying to corner the market on lumber and there getting the competition out of the way. Lucky for us we have Ted's Lumber Emporium, Jew free since 1995.

I go to Lumber by Teddy.

Did someone say Puddin Ted?

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g173/apoptosis69/puddinhead.jpg

[DR. Jimcy M.E.]

Did someone say Puddin Ted?

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g173/apoptosis69/puddinhead.jpg

:clap:

Thats a dam good one.

[boston_oa]

if you listen to OnA from friday you will hear a spoiler, opie gave it out.

haha yea opie said the spoiler is "there is no spoiler". what a shitty movie, killer trees?!. funny though if you think of jimmy's tree rant from a few weeks ago saying how useless and defenseless they are.

[WOWmagnet]

Who cares how his name is spelled - what a piece of shit this movie is!

Not only is there no payoff, it makes an Al Gore environmental "going gree" statement right form th beginning and doesn't let up.

At one point, Marky Mark Wahlberg fucking talks to a tree. That's right, he talks to a tree and asks forgiveness for all the naughty things mankind has done to nature.

I'm sure faggoty Hollywood loved the statement this piece of shit film tried to make.

M. Knight Shamalayaian's is sooooooo fucking overrated. Him and Uwe Bol should collaborate on their next film.

[thetick130]

Yeah dude. The ONLY decent part of the movie is the first 5 minutes with people killing themselves. After that, complete and utter garbage.

[DocSavage]

Gee I am so thankful for the timelyness of this information. I'll be sure not to go see this one in the the-A-ter.

[Chimp Pembry]

Him and Uwe Bol should collaborate on their next film.
They should collaborate on a murder-suicide.

[Hudson]

Who cares how his name is spelled - what a piece of shit this movie is!

Not only is there no payoff, it makes an Al Gore environmental "going gree" statement right form th beginning and doesn't let up.

At one point, Marky Mark Wahlberg fucking talks to a tree. That's right, he talks to a tree and asks forgiveness for all the naughty things mankind has done to nature.

To boot, it was plastic.
I saw it..crappy...my phobic mother..is now afraid of the plants rustling.

[thekidslepthere]

I love this being on cable, finally got a chance to catch it the other day. Me and the girlfriend were cracking up, we couldn't believe it was even released. There is so many cringe worthy moments, it's not scary at all, but you almost have to watch it with your hands covering your eyes just because you feel so bad for everyone involved.

For anyone who hasn't seen it yet, it is so worth watching it for free, it's seriously one of the funniest movies in years just don't try and break down any of the logic of it because there isn't any.

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

the dumbest thing about the movie is the fact that they're trying to outrun the wind. i don't care if you're Michael Johnson or Carl fucking Lewis, nobody can outrun a gust of wind.

[lockjaaaaww]

the dumbest thing about the movie is the fact that they're trying to outrun the wind. i don't care if you're Michael Johnson or Carl fucking Lewis, nobody can outrun a gust of wind.

If your the flash or superman no problem, but abso fucking lutley!!!

[Snake2k9]

I'm watching it right now and Cameron from Ferris Bueller is in it.