shimrra
06-23-2008, 05:45 PM
"I realize that even though Metal Gear Solid 4 is one of the best games of all time, some people won’t like it. No one will ever make a game that makes everyone happy. I understand that. What I don’t understand why people dislike the game. How can those that are mesmerized by the games’ awesomeness understand where the haters are coming from? I just happened to do a little research and discovered some reasons that someone would dislike it.
The shocking results, after the jump.
You’re an Xbot
This one is rather obvious. You love all things Xbox related and hate everything Sony related. That is unless the game is a timed exclusive. When it comes out you’ll scream with your fingers in your ears that your version is better.
You’re a Wiibot
There can’t possibly be any of these outside of Japan. If it happens to be the case, I feel so sorry for you and your low standards. I’m sure there’s a number you could call. Did I just make up Wiibot?
You have ADD
The cut scenes are a little too long for you. It’s just too hard to keep your attention on the screen when there are….would you check out that ceiling fan….oh, I hear a car….hey there’s a dog barking outside. What was I talking about?
You discriminate against Mustaches
You may have had a bad Mario experience, or were forced to watch Magnum P.I. in your younger years. Now you fear and distrust the ’stache. Snake rocks it like a porn star, so you automatically dislike the game. If this describes you, you should go to www.americanmustacheinstitute.org and stop the hate.
You have a fear of breasts
It’s no secret that the ladies of Metal Gear have no problem bearing the cleavage. During your game play when you met Naomi aka Dr. Cleavage, you probably shrieked and went to a corner and curled up in the fetal position. You are a girly man. Or a girl.
You’re a Gold Digger
If you seek out old men so you can have access their money, Snake is not the man for you. Although he has some traits that gold diggers would like, like he’ll die of old age at 40, is sterile, and is never home. The fact that he has no money, 3 pairs of clothes and a case of “old man ass,” all told, equals the ultimate deal breaker.
You’re a super Star Wars fanboy
If you are a member pf George Lucas’ cult, then you may have decided that the large metallic hunters known as Geckos are knock offs of Imperial Scout Walkers. If this is the case, you need to know that Lucas is not the end all be all of all things Sci Fi. Oh, and Episodes 1-3 were a mistake! MISTAKE!!!!
You’re a hippy
If you’re one of those peace loving, hemp sweater wearing, patchouli oil smelling weirdos, this is not you’re game. You guys should love this game as a salute to Snake for making it possible for you to have the freedom to smell as bad as you do. He’s fighting huge machines and old age, while you sit around a camp fire and sing your crappy songs. GET A JOB!
These are just a few of the reason’s why anyone would not like this game. I left off the obvious reasons such as: Nazis’, Communists, Pirates, Terrorists, and the Amish. Especially the Amish. Feel free to share your reasons for disliking MGS4 below."
Link
http://m2.n4g.com/8/News/160000/160717_1_hs.jpg (http://sarcasticgamer.com/wp/index.php/2008/06/reasons-to-dislike-mgs4.html)
The shocking results, after the jump.
You’re an Xbot
This one is rather obvious. You love all things Xbox related and hate everything Sony related. That is unless the game is a timed exclusive. When it comes out you’ll scream with your fingers in your ears that your version is better.
You’re a Wiibot
There can’t possibly be any of these outside of Japan. If it happens to be the case, I feel so sorry for you and your low standards. I’m sure there’s a number you could call. Did I just make up Wiibot?
You have ADD
The cut scenes are a little too long for you. It’s just too hard to keep your attention on the screen when there are….would you check out that ceiling fan….oh, I hear a car….hey there’s a dog barking outside. What was I talking about?
You discriminate against Mustaches
You may have had a bad Mario experience, or were forced to watch Magnum P.I. in your younger years. Now you fear and distrust the ’stache. Snake rocks it like a porn star, so you automatically dislike the game. If this describes you, you should go to www.americanmustacheinstitute.org and stop the hate.
You have a fear of breasts
It’s no secret that the ladies of Metal Gear have no problem bearing the cleavage. During your game play when you met Naomi aka Dr. Cleavage, you probably shrieked and went to a corner and curled up in the fetal position. You are a girly man. Or a girl.
You’re a Gold Digger
If you seek out old men so you can have access their money, Snake is not the man for you. Although he has some traits that gold diggers would like, like he’ll die of old age at 40, is sterile, and is never home. The fact that he has no money, 3 pairs of clothes and a case of “old man ass,” all told, equals the ultimate deal breaker.
You’re a super Star Wars fanboy
If you are a member pf George Lucas’ cult, then you may have decided that the large metallic hunters known as Geckos are knock offs of Imperial Scout Walkers. If this is the case, you need to know that Lucas is not the end all be all of all things Sci Fi. Oh, and Episodes 1-3 were a mistake! MISTAKE!!!!
You’re a hippy
If you’re one of those peace loving, hemp sweater wearing, patchouli oil smelling weirdos, this is not you’re game. You guys should love this game as a salute to Snake for making it possible for you to have the freedom to smell as bad as you do. He’s fighting huge machines and old age, while you sit around a camp fire and sing your crappy songs. GET A JOB!
These are just a few of the reason’s why anyone would not like this game. I left off the obvious reasons such as: Nazis’, Communists, Pirates, Terrorists, and the Amish. Especially the Amish. Feel free to share your reasons for disliking MGS4 below."
Link
http://m2.n4g.com/8/News/160000/160717_1_hs.jpg (http://sarcasticgamer.com/wp/index.php/2008/06/reasons-to-dislike-mgs4.html)