Mini-Me aka Verne Troyer Sex Tape

[SOS]

Mini-Me Sex Tape: Avert Your Eyes! - TMZ.com (http://www.tmz.com/2008/06/25/mini-me-sex-tape-avert-your-eyes/)

[WhiteHonkyDevil]

Jesus Christ.

[Smokezilla]

LOL
:clap::haha7::p

[Mother Shucker]

I'm alright, I'm alright, I'm alright, I'm alright, I'm alright, I'm alright, I'm alright, I'm alright,

[wes mantooth]

http://streetknowledge.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/austin_danger_powers_mike_myers.jpg?w=300&h=259


"It's a man baby!"



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[Jambi]

He's a tripod, which means he must have a six inch cock.

[Jef Leppard]

well that was 25 seconds of gross

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

well that was 25 seconds of gross

just be glad they didn't show the whole thing. i mean, how does he fuck her? i've seen women shove things the same size as him up their cunts. you think he wears a rubber like a ski mask and dives in?

[GoldenOne]

Did he diddle her with his toes when he was kissing her?

[Zona992006]

little guys need love too?

[Big Fat Steve]

More disturbing than meatspin.

[DallasRadioSux]

You know she is screwing him because he is Mini-Me. Well, I am not too sure about the screwing part.

[Absolutely]

As a girl, how do you fuck someone who is like 3 feet tall.
It's just fucking creepy, it's basically doing a very ugly 4 year old.

And if Mini-Me has a bigger cock than me, I'm offing myself.

[Cherry Pie]

ew and thats saying something i chose my name after a sexy midget

[WhiteHonkyDevil]

That, and in the 25 seconds they showed, I've never seen someone look SO disinterested. She looks like she doesn't want to be there, and HE looks like he's only taping it to prove that he can get women of normal height.

And that fucking tongue. Gah, reminds me of Night of the Creeps, and even thinking about it is making me wish I hadn't recently eaten.

[THE FEZ MAN]

ha ha , i love midget pron

[kloraferm]

Human? (maybe I'm missing something)

[WhiskeyWhispers]

That "chick" looks higher than a kite and has to be on some serious anti-depressants considering "she" is letting that thing anywhere near "her". The tongue has to be the most disturbing thing I've seen in quite some time, I honestly felt queasy watching it.

It's a sick world we live in.

[GoldenOne]

Apparently she is a 22 year old aspiring actress who has been living with him the past 6 months.

Think she woulda been better off doing what most out of luck actresses in Hollywood do and become a whore. Least she would have had normal sized guys and gotten paid.

[ShooterMcGavin]

Jesus Christ.

Where?!!

http://weaktwin.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/13166__orgazmo_l.jpg

[WhiteHonkyDevil]

Where?!!

http://weaktwin.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/13166__orgazmo_l.jpg

Over in the corner, throwing up.

[maz]

Boooooo

er ... I mean..Yeaaa

I think

It ain't there no more

[Absolutely]

Here's some more photos of this chick.
Life isn't fair...
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http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee228/Rmbxr9/gallery_main-0627_ranae_shrider_-2.jpg
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http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee228/Rmbxr9/gallery_main-0627_ranae_shrider_dre.jpg

[WhiteHonkyDevil]

Wait, she's 22?

Apparently, even her body is trying to prematurely age itself so he'll lose interest.

[Smokezilla]

http://weaktwin.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/13166__orgazmo_l.jpg
"Stunt-cawk":haha7:

[Stormrider666]

Great, people have been waiting for a new sex tape to emerge and we get one featuring this montrosity. Someone needs to tell the actors, nobody wants to see them in sex tape. It just smells of desperation, with none of the hotness that we get from the vidoes featuring actresses, pop stars, reality stars etc....

[Smokezilla]

Great, people have been waiting for a new sex tape to emerge and we get one featuring this montrosity. Someone needs to tell the actors, nobody wants to see them in sex tape. It just smells of desperation, with none of the hotness that we get from the vidoes featuring actresses, pop stars, reality stars etc....

Speak for yourself, Sir. . . My dream list of celebrities that I'd like to see doing actual fucking is mighty long.:action-sm

[Ballbuster1]

Judge halts release of Verne Troyer sex tape

16 hours ago

LOS ANGELES (AP) — Verne Troyer successfully shut down the distribution of a sex tape featuring the "Austin Powers" actor and a former girlfriend — for now.

The celebrity Web site TMZ posted a 25-second snipped of the video Wednesday, but pulled the clips down Friday evening after a federal judge granted a temporary restraining order requested by Troyer's attorneys.

The ruling also prevents any attempt by a porn distributor from taking orders for the full 50-minute video, and keeps TMZ from broadcasting any more clips. Troyer's lawsuit also seeks $20 million in damages and the return of all copies of the tape.

U.S. District Judge Philip Gutierrez wrote that Troyer's motion "demonstrated that he will suffer irreparable harm to his reputation" if the tape is distributed.

Troyer's attorney, Tracy Rane, said she, Troyer and others are "very pleased" by Gutierrez's ruling.

"Mr. Troyer is extremely distraught by the recent exploitation of his private life," Troyer's publicist, Melissa Bergera, wrote in a statement released to the AP.

TMZ did not return calls seeking comment on the case Friday. Although the video excerpt showing Troyer kissing his then-girlfriend was removed, another post describing the actor's lawsuit remained active.

Troyer, most famous for his role as "Mini Me" in two of the "Austin Powers" movies, claims the sex tape he made with a former girlfriend, which he never intended to become public, was stolen from his home some months ago.

TMZ reported that the video could fetch $100,000 from a porn distributor. SugarDVD wrote in a statement on its Web site that hoped to reach a deal with Troyer to distribute the full, 50-minute version. That statement was also removed by late Friday afternoon.

Kevin Blatt, a producer who promoted a sex tape featuring Paris Hilton, is also named as a
defendant. Reached on his cell phone Friday, Blatt said he had not been served with the lawsuit yet, but called it "baseless."

Blatt said he never had the tape and only helped try to broker a deal.

The judge also indicated he may issue a more binding preliminary injunction in the case unless TMZ and other parties demonstrate why it should be released. His temporary order expires July 7.

Troyer is only the latest celebrity whose sex tape surfaced without consent, a phenomenon that began with the release of the infamous Pamela Anderson-Tommy Lee honeymoon video. Since then, several others have surfaced, including Hilton, Colin Farrell, and rapper Ray-J with Kim Kardashian — the daughter of a prominent attorney who parlayed at least some of her newfound notoriety into reality-star status.

In Anderson and Lee's case, the couple actually agreed to have the tape distributed, which resulted in a federal judge tossing out their lawsuit after the video was widely distributed on the Internet, in adult video stores, and even in hotel rooms.

Legal experts differed on Troyer's chances of long-term success keeping the video under wraps.

"I think distributing the tape is going to be very problematic," said Jack Lerner, a professor at the University of Southern California's Gould School of Law.

"Any time you record something that has even a very small bit of original expression in it, that's going to be copyrighted," he said, noting that a videotape would apply.

David Gringas, a Phoenix attorney who specializes in Internet, intellectual property and First Amendment issues, wrote in an e-mail that the fact that Troyer hadn't yet applied for copyright protection could harm his case.

Troyer's suit states he intends to register the tape's copyright.

It's from AP so it has to be true.

[WhiteHonkyDevil]

If he's put together like a 4 year old, how is this different than child pornography?

[Absolutely]

So Gross...
Cashing in while the iron's hot, Verne "Mini-Me" Troyer's ex-girlfriend and sex tape co-star Ranae Shrider sat down for an interview with News of the World to openly discuss the couple's sex life. I will never, ever in my entire life write anything as funny as the unintentional hilarity that comes out of Ranae's mouth. This chick should do Vegas:

On sex in general with a midget:
"So I'd lie on the bed and Verne would crawl up my legs to have sex with me. And as he did it his feet would be tickling my knees! It wasn't quite as passionate as sex with a normal-sized man but he did his best. He didn't wear a condom. There was no point, they're all too big. On the whole though, he wasn't short of sexy skills and tried his hardest to make up in technique what he lacked in size."

On their first time and the Mini-Me's magical rebound skills:
"I had no complaints. But the whole thing was over in three minutes. It was strange having sex with someone who couldn't reach to kiss me at the same time, except for my tummy that is! I was so relieved it was over. But minutes later Verne was ready to go again. That night we made love three times in 20 minutes, which most bigger men only dream about doing."

On why midget's prefer sex on dry land:
"I thought it would be fun to do it in the tub," she said. "Sadly I almost killed him. While Verne was watching TV I ran the bath, emptied a bottle of bubbles in it and called him in. But the bubbles were so thick and high that once he climbed in he got lost under the water and I couldn't see him."


How...?
http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee228/Rmbxr9/gallery_main-0707_ranae_shrider_-1.jpg

[wes mantooth]

Update:

http://my.earthlink.net/article/top?guid=20080801/48928a40_3426_1335020080801-2008113412

Verne Troyer sues ex-girlfriend seen in sex tape
august 01, 2008 5:14 pm edt

los angeles - the battle over a sex tape featuring verne troyer has reignited after that actor sued his ex-girlfriend for $20 million, claiming she allowed snippets of the tape to be released.

Troyer's lawsuit also claims that ex-girlfriend ranae shrider was abusive and inflicted emotional distress on troyer, who performed as mini me in two "austin powers" movies.
The new lawsuit comes roughly two weeks after troyer settled with a porn distributor and broker and successfully blocked the release of the 50-minute tape of him and shrider having sex. The new suit, filed thursday in u.s. District court, is an outgrowth of that original claim.

In late june, celebrity gossip site tmz revealed that the tape existed and was being marketed. The site later disclosed in court documents that shrider granted it permission to air portions of the tape.

Troyer originally claimed in court papers that the tape had been stolen. His lawsuit states that detail was included because shrider tearfully told troyer that she did not know how the tape became public and that it must have been taken from their home.
Shrider's attorney, keith davidson, said none of the defendants had been served with the lawsuit and attacked it for being leaked to celebrity gossip site tmz before it was officially filed.

"the recently revealed lawsuit that was sheepishly leaked to the press by troyer's attorney is an abomination of the legal process," davidson wrote in an e-mail to the associated press.

He claimed troyer was being "vindictive, heartbroken" and is a "trivial celebrity" who filed the suit to keep his name in the limelight.

Troyer is asking a federal judge to grant a temporary injunction, barring shrider and others from trying to sell the tape. Troyer is also seeking the return or destruction of all copies of the video.