WWE-July 2008 Thread!

[CM Mark]

By the way, if Punk retains tonight, which I hope he does for more than the obvious reasons, I may not be able to post for a while, as I may have to clean my cum out of my keyboard

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Quick predictions...

Triple H vs. Edge....HHH wins in spite of shenanigans by La Familia
CM Punk vs. Batista....Punk wins, Batista turns heel & destroys him post match
Mark Henry vs. Tommy Dreamer....essentially a squash with Mark Henry killing Tommy
Cena vs. JBL in the NY Parking Lot brawl....JBL finally beats Cena in a ppv, raising his record to 1-5
Shawn Michaels vs. Chris Jericho....Jericho wins due to interference by Cade
Michelle McCool vs. Natalya....Neidhart wins in a close one
Tag Team Turmoil (Miz & Morrison vs Biscuits & Gravy vs Hawkins & Ryder vs Hornswoggle & Finlay)....the genetic disaster wins, tag team wrestling truly dies

[Loser In Life]

Good stream here. (http://gabstream.hopto.org/)

[O&APartyRock24]

Hawkins and Ryder get the pin to become new WWE Tag Champs

I'm happy that they won the belts, i have no problem with them

[Jimmy's Dignity]

JR: The ref missed the shillelagh shot...try saying that 3x fast
Foley: Shillelagh shot, Shillelagh shot, Shillelagh shot. I did it!!

:haha7: :haha7:


okay, I wanted to go with Hawkins & Ryder, but I figured they'd give it do the midget so they could sell more shitty merch. Glad to see they got the titles off Miz & Morrison and put it on a legit tag team

[Jimmy's Dignity]

oh shit...I forgot. Matt Hardy vs. Shelton Benjamin for the US Title.

Hardy wins

hahaha, my Mom just said about Shelton, "Hey, he looks like Samuel L. Jackson with his white hair!"
we watched Jumper last night, so that explains her comment

[Loser In Life]

oh shit...I forgot. Matt Hardy vs. Shelton Benjamin for the US Title.

Hardy wins

hahaha, my Mom just said about Shelton, "Hey, he looks like Samuel L. Jackson with his white hair!"
we watched Jumper last night, so that explains her comment


Bet ya regretted watching that.

[O&APartyRock24]

SHelton beat Hardy for the belt

I'm pissed that Shelton won the belt

[Jimmy's Dignity]

New US Chimp! Err...I mean champ. Shelton wins, becoming the 21st guy to hold the US Championship & Intercontinental title. Good for Smackdown, keeps its secondary strap.

holy shit, Punk vs. Batista already? :icon_eek: :icon_eek: :icon_eek: I know HHH/Edge is going to headline, but c'mon...do this before the Divas or HBK/Jericho? "whaa" Okay, phew...I overreacted...I forgot about this squash-in-waiting

speaking of HBK/Jericho...this is clearly just a "hold-you-over match" until the blow-off/gimmick match at SummerSlam. I'm hoping for an Iron Man match

[CM Mark]

Okay, I think this is my smoke break match. So far so good though. Glad Shelton got some gold around his waist again

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Okay, I think this is my smoke break match. So far so good though. Glad Shelton got some gold around his waist again

yeah, kinda tough to be the "gold standard" and not have any gold. :icon_conf


wait, did they just say that Tommy put his career on the line? "whaa" I know they don't give a shit about him or ECW, but wouldn't you kinda tell the fans if that was a stipulation?

[CM Mark]

How has this squash gone on this long? I had a smoke, made a sandwich and got a glass of soda..................nevermind, just ended. thank God

[CM Mark]

This is going to be the match of the night, no matter what else happens.

Jericho/HBK I mean

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahahaha, nice turn there

[O&APartyRock24]

HAHAHAH PYRO malfunctioned on Y2J's entrance hahaha


Match of the night, Y2J vs. HBK.
Once again they will steal the show

[WhiteHonkyDevil]

I'm in for this match. Then I'm going to go get drunk and fuck an ex girlfriend in the asshole.

Good times.

[O&APartyRock24]

HBK might have tweaked his ribs or hurt something. If it is a work then they are selling it good but i dont think this one is. Because of the way HBK's acting and how the match is going..............who knows

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I'm in for this match. Then I'm going to go get drunk and fuck an ex girlfriend in the asshole.

Good times.

regardless of the outcomes of any of these matches, you're tonight's big winner. Unless of course the diva's match turns into an 8-camera porn shoot


wow, did HBK blade deep there. I can almost see Jericho getting the win via ref-stoppage or something like that here

[Steam]

I'm watching the espy's as I watch this match and I just have to announce that I want to savagely fuck Erin Andrews much more so than any WWE cunt since Trish.

[Redding]

anyone else uncomfortable that shawn does the crossface now?

[Steam]

....Shawn Michaels with the crossface.....

But what about the CHILDREN!!!!!

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahahaha, crossface with a brutally bloody HBK...I had to laugh and wonder if that's what Benoit looked like when he was killing Daniel


not uncomfortable at all Red...I love it. It's when he smashes someone in the face with a bible first that I feel a bit strange by it

[Steam]

and here comes the screwjob that takes this feud to at least Summerslam

[Redding]

Shawn looked like he was gonna give Y2J a bloody BJ

[Steam]

Couldn't they have dug up the grave of Helen Hart to have her throw in the towel for HBK?

[O&APartyRock24]

anyone else uncomfortable that shawn does the crossface now?

Sort of, i know what you mean.

Kind of a confusing match between HBK and Y2J. Work or no work, i feel bad for HBK.

[Redding]

i hate that shawn pulled the SCSA with the bleeding till he couldnt respond...Y2J gets nothing from it and shawn gets the heat

[Jimmy's Dignity]

and here comes the screwjob that takes this feud to at least Summerslam
I don't see it as a screwjob, but you knew this was just a hold-over match until SummerSlam. Standby predicts an I Quit match at SS
Couldn't they have dug up the grave of Helen Hart to have her throw in the towel for HBK?

hahahahahah

[Steam]

i hate that shawn pulled the SCSA with the bleeding till he couldnt respond...Y2J gets nothing from it and shawn gets the heat

Well Shawn will always have to look good but it shows Jericho as remorseless. Doesn't really matter though, he's going to job to Michaels at Summerslam.

[CM Mark]

Easily that match is in the contention for Match of the Year. I was glued to my screen through out. Great job by both men in story telling and ring work. No matter what the people in the chat the way I am viewing the show say, the crowd was really into it as well. To both Jericho and HBK I give this


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[O&APartyRock24]

Easily that match is in the contention for Match of the Year. I was glued to my screen through out. Great job by both men in story telling and ring work. No matter what the people in the chat the way I am viewing the show say, the crowd was really into it as well. To both Jericho and HBK I give this


:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

I totally agree. Thats what makes both HBK the best there is. And thats what makes Y2J one of the best in the business also.

[Steam]

Mmmmmm McCool.

Ewwww Lil' Miss Anvil.

[O&APartyRock24]

McCool wins :( i was hoping for Natalya to win the belt. But i am happy for McCool.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Mmmmmm McCool.

Ewwww Lil' Miss Anvil.

yet we'd eagerly fuck both of them. Wow...did not expect McCool to win the title there. Decent match too...hopefully Victoria comes out, kicks her ass, and gets a title match ASAFP


Detached retina, eh? Looks like his ribs are a-okay PartyRock :action-sm

[CM Mark]

Wow, Underfucker won the Diva's title...who saw THAT coming?

[Steam]

Wow, Underfucker won the Diva's title...who saw THAT coming?

That's the one thing that she has against her (well, besides the heinous implants).

As for the belt, it would serve quite a purpose for after I fuck her and I need something to get her to go to sleep.

[WhiteHonkyDevil]

Wow, Underfucker won the Diva's title...who saw THAT coming?

Underfucker? Nice. :clap:

[O&APartyRock24]

WOW they are going to put Punk and Batista before Cena and JBL. thats a slap to the face for Punk to say the least.

[WhiteHonkyDevil]

WOW they are going to put Punk and Batista before Cena and JBL. thats a slap to the face for Punk to say the least.

Cena's still where the money's at for the company. I'm sure it would have been the main event if not for HHH being on the card.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

are you daft? Did you actually expect Cena to not be near or in the main event? I'm just shocked that it went on after the Divas match


Punk makes huge amounts of money for the company too, moving merchandise. If they were smart, they should focus on his "straight-edge" angle and either turn him heel with that, or inspire the little fucking shits to not turn into fat drunk slobs like the rest of us

[O&APartyRock24]

Cena's still where the money's at for the company. I'm sure it would have been the main event if not for HHH being on the card.

Yea i had a memory laps their and forgot about how big Cena was, my bad haha. Hopefully Punk will retain here.

[Steam]

Yea i had a memory laps their and forgot about how big Cena was. haha. Hopefully Punk will retain here.

memory LAPSE

and you wanted "there", not the possessive "their"

Don't try to correct me when I misspell a word on purpose to mock you.

[O&APartyRock24]

memory LAPSE

and you wanted "there", not the possessive "their"

Don't try to correct me when I misspell a word on purpose to mock you.

whatever:icon_roll:icon_roll

[Jimmy's Dignity]

okay, seeing Batista's running boot there, the first thing I thought about was Goldberg fucking up :icon_conf

luckily that didn't happen. I want Punk to win clean...but if he wins & turns heel at the same time, I'd be equally pleased

[CM Mark]

okay, seeing Batista's running boot there, the first thing I thought about was Goldberg fucking up :icon_conf

luckily that didn't happen. I want Punk to win clean...but if he wins & turns heel at the same time, I'd be equally pleased

At the risk of sounding like a 17 year old spelling failure


x2

[Steam]

At the risk of sounding like failure


x2

Well, luck was not on your side. You failed.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

if Batista hits the Batista-bomb, he's winning...they won't let Punk kick out of it. I expect Batista to kick out of the GTS


Ehhhhhh....Punk retaining by DQ doesn't please me. But at least it's "the demented Kane" interfering...I guess that firmly cements his place in the World Title picture. At least it should. Double DQ is better than Batista winning via DQ


Triple threat & SummerSlam...possible Batista heel turn here, guess we'll see more of that tomorrow night

[Steam]

"the demented Kane" interfering...I guess that firmly cements his place in the World Title piczzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Fixed

[O&APartyRock24]

anticlimactic match. I like how Kane interfeared. The ending of the match doesnt help punk that much though and same with him getting Batista bombed twice. At least Punk is still Champ though.

[CM Mark]

Did not like the ending, but at least Punk is still champ

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hopefully DiBiase & Rhodes interfere in this match...then eventually, Cryme Tyme comes out to even the score. Thus some how getting themselves a tag title shot in the near future

[Jimmy's Dignity]

...did they just roll into the back of Smackdown vs. Raw 2008? It looks exactly like the backstage parking lot screen.

This match blows. I wonder when they filmed it

[Steam]

...did they just roll into the back of Smackdown vs. Raw 2008? It looks exactly like the backstage parking lot screen

Complete with ambulance. Now if they want to do it right one of them will have to fall off the ambulance due to the clumsy controls.

[O&APartyRock24]

this is a great matzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Complete with ambulance. Now if they want to do it right one of them will have to fall off the ambulance due to the clumsy controls.

hahahaha...I wonder if Cena has red limb damage after that DDT on the top of the car

[O&APartyRock24]

geez Vince has a thing for Fire and cars

[Steam]

hahahaha...I wonder if Cena has red limb damage after that DDT on the top of the car

Cena?

Are you kidding me?

[Steam]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Edit: Phew, that was a close one :rolleyes:

[Jimmy's Dignity]

all that gas!

at today's pump prices?:haha7: :haha7:

this match...it is atrociously bad

[Steam]

:haha7: :haha7:

this match...it is atrociously bad

Normally Cena is more than serviceable in these types of matches but this one is way too gimmicky and cartoony for it to have any value other than pure mock out value.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

what took me out of it was the 5 camera shoot feeling of it in the back.


okay, yay, I finally picked a goddamned match correctly

[Steam]

Nice of them to make Cena look like a fucking mook for waiting too long.

Dummy, you gave him two five knuckle shuffles and expect him to wait on your shoulders for minutes?

Fucking dope.

[O&APartyRock24]

wow Thank god thats over wow.

I agree with JD the 5 camera shoot really sucked and make it look even more shitty.

Boy are they milking this one........

[Loser In Life]

I'm glad Cena's car has a cam for occasions like these.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

boooooo....fuck you Long Island, you don't even have the temerity to give Cena the proper NYC reception


okay, that SummerSlam ad talks about "the Romance" while showing a father & his midget son....this incest is nowhere near as hot as Katie Lea & Burchill

[CM Mark]

WTF????? JBL wins, yet he needs to be carried out, and Cena walks out on his own?

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Good to see the fans stick with the Bros before Widows belief....


black chick is a LOT hotter than Vickie

sorry Eve, ya dumb hooker...I'm not taking time out of my prep to talk to you and your mediocre tits

[Steam]

That is a pretty impressive amount of titles but I think that Lawler won more than that in a week, by himself.

[Steam]

I love the MMA type introductions they are doing.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

no Steam...you confused it. That was the number of champions King let fuck his wife in a week back when he was with the Kat

http://alanwojcik.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/catstacy_carter.jpg

nice...Spear in the corner. That'll leave a mark

[Steam]

no Steam...you confused it. That was the number of champions King let fuck his wife in a week back when he was with the Kat

http://alanwojcik.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/catstacy_carter.jpg


What, you couldn't at least do the search required to get the pic of her blowing some jobber?

[Steam]

Foley is approaching Cena-esque overselling of the storyline tonight.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

eh, this is as good as I get
http://img290.imageshack.us/img290/4964/kat14ju3.jpg

I do like that this is the first time HHH & Edge have matched up for the title. Wait a minute....JR just called Nassau Mausoleum one of the WWE's greatest arenas? The place is a fucking SHITHOLE


hahaha, Spear on Vickie :jump
if this match ended in a DQ too, I'd be pissed. But it doesn't...so there that goes

[Steam]

eh, this is as good as I get
http://img290.imageshack.us/img290/4964/kat14ju3.jpg

I do like that this is the first time HHH & Edge have matched up for the title. Wait a minute....JR just called Nassau Mausoleum one of the WWE's greatest arenas? The place is a fucking SHITHOLE



So what are you saying? That it would be the perfect venue for the wedding of Long Island Trash Couple Antholini?

For what its worth, I couldn't find the Kat blowjob pic either. Fucking whore.

[CM Mark]

Other than the Jericho/HBK match, rather mediocre PPV in my opinion

[Jimmy's Dignity]

okay...so to recap:
Tag Team Turmoil: Morrison & The Miz (c) vs. Finlay & Hornswoggle vs Jessie & Festus vs. Ryder & Hawkins. Ryder & Hawkins win the titles
Mark Henry (c) vs. Tommy Dreamer. Henry wins, Delaney turns on Tommy
Matt Hardy (c) vs. Shelton Benjamin. Shelton wins US title
Jericho vs. HBK. Jericho wins via ref-stoppage.
Michelle McCool vs. Natalya Neidhart. McCool wins Diva's title w/ her heel submission
CM Punk (c) vs. Batista. Double DQ after Kane interferes; Punk retains.
JBL vs. Cena in the New York City Parking Lot Brawl. JBL wins, the crowd loses because of such a shitty match
Triple H (c) vs. Edge. HHH retains



so at SummerSlam (August 17th, btw) I see Punk vs. Batista vs. Kane for the title; HBK vs. Y2J in an I Quit or Iron Man match; Natalya vs. McCool in a rematch; maybe Cryme Tyme vs. Rhodes & DiBiase

[Aizazzle]

I liked the Edge vs Triple Haitch match almost as much as Jericho vs Michaels. Key word there being almost, now if Edge would have won, they might be equals. On second thought, maybe not.

I don't get why you wouldn't have Edge win, and have the Vickie screws Edge over angle, it would have been more interesting than whatever angle they think up with Triple H, unless of course it's Taker vs HHH at Summerslam.

I liked the Jericho vs Michaels, but the ending was what made it spectacular. It's a shame they stopped, I would have preferred Shawn actually saying that he quits.

[O&APartyRock24]

For those who missed it-
Also I'll try and get some good pictures when I'm at Raw tomorrow night. If i get good ones I'll post them up here

Great American Bash Results and News and Play by Play

Results
WWE Champion Triple H def. Edge

Shelton Benjamin def. Matt Hardy (new United States Champion)

ECW Champion Mark Henry def. Tommy Dreamer Results

World Heavyweight Champion CM Punk vs. Batista (Double-disqualification)

Curt Hawkins & Zack Ryder win Fatal Four Way Tag Team Match (new WWE Tag Team Champions) Results

JBL def. John Cena in a NYC Parking Lot Brawl Results

Chris Jericho def. Shawn Michaels Results

Michelle McCool def. Natalya to win Divas Championship
Match Play by Play
WWE Great American Bash PPV Results - 7/20/08
Location: Long Island, New York
Announcers: Michael Cole & Jerry Lawler, Jim Ross & Mick Foley and Tazz & Mike Adamle
Report By: Adam Martin of WrestleView.com (http://wrestleview.com/)

- The WWE promo hits.

- A video package opens the show highlighting the Edge and Vickie Guerrero wedding and Triple H showing the "secret" footage on Smackdown this past Friday night. We also see footage of JBL trying to take out John Cena on Raw and what went down between CM Punk and Batista heading into tonight's World Heavyweight Title Match.

- A graphic opening hits welcoming us to The Great American Bash. We then go live to the Nassau Veterans Memorial Coliseum in Long Island where a series of pyro goes off. Jim Ross is the first voice we hear as he welcomes us to the show.

- WWE Tag Team Champions John Morrison and The Miz are out first to kick off the first match of the night.

WWE Tag Team Championship - Fatal Four Way Match
John Morrison & The Miz (c's) vs. Finlay & Hornswoggle vs. Curt Hawkins & Zack Ryder vs. Jesse & Festus

Jim Ross noted at the start that the first team to score a pinfall are the winners. So the usual the champions don't have to be pinned to lose tonight. The bell rings and we kick off with Festus going nuts when the bell rings and Jesse holding him back. Morrison then throws Hornswoggle into the ring. Hornswoggle stands up and looks to fight Festus when Festus takes out Morrison and Miz on the ring apron and then Hornswoggle dives out through the ropes taking them out as well. Miz gets tossed in and Festus drops a leg. Few shots in the corner, Festus backs off and then lands a big body splash. Jesse gets the tag and hits Miz with a big monkey flip. Festus is back in and levels Miz. Finlay with a blind tag and Festus levels him with a big boot after Festus took out Miz. Morrison gets the tag and he mounts Finlay hitting a few rights. Morrison drags Finlay to the corner and lands a few more shots. Tag to Miz and he catches Finlay with a few kicks and a takedown. Foley says Miz has a stupid haircut and just flat out doesn't like him. Miz with a big russian leg sweep on Finlay, cover, but Finlay kicks out after two. Miz catapults Finlay into Morrison who hits Finlay with a clothesline and then a springboard elbow drop over the top rope. Great spot.

Morrison keeps the action on the ground applying a headlock on Finlay. Morrison with a knee to the gut and quick neckbreaker on Finlay. Miz gets the tag, but Finlay tackles Miz and lands some stiff rights. Miz with a tag back to Morrison and Finlay takes him down as well hitting some more rights. Finlay catches Morrison with a big forearm from the corner. Foley is loving Miz getting beat up tonight. Tag to Zack Ryder and he covers Finlay quickly, but only gets a two count. Ryder applies a neck submission on Finlay and then tags in Curt Hawkins. Hawkins takes out Finlay with some rights while trying to fight back. Ryder holds up a knee in the corner and Hawkins launches Finlay face first off it. Tag to Ryder, misses a shot in the corner and Finlay lands a big summersault. Hornswoggle cracks Ryder with a shalleleigh shot. JR tells Foley to say "shalleleigh shot" three times and Foley does successfully. These guys are great together. Hawkins with the tag and Finlay takes him out allowing a tag to Hornswoggle who takes out Hawkins with a huge tilt-a-whirl head scissors. Jesse tags himself in and takes out Hawkins with a big Lou Thesz Press. The fans booed the blind tag Jesse got on Hornswoggle. Hawkins then kicks Hornswoggle off the ring apron and the fans bo.

Tag to Festus and he levels Hawkins and Ryder. Festus pumps himself up and drops his body over Hawkins. Festus launches Morrison into Miz over the top rope. Festus goes to launch Jesse off the top rope, but Ryder trips up Festus and pulls him out allowing Hawkins to pull Jesse off the top rope with force and Jesse lands hard. Hawkins covers Jesse and gets the pinfall. We have new WWE Tag Team Champions!

Winners & NEW WWE World Tag Team Champions: Curt Hawkins & Zack Ryder

After the match, we see a replay of the finish. Back live, Hawkins and Ryder are holding up the WWE Tag Team Titles.

- A promo for the Triple H DVD airs.

WWE United States Championship Match
Matt Hardy (c) vs. Shelton Benjamin

The bell rings and both lock up. Benjamin takes down Hardy, goes for a rollup, Hardy kicks out, another cover by Benjamin and Hardy gets a shoulder up. Benjamin applies a headlock, gets pushed into the ropes and Benjamin catches Hardy with a shoulder block. Quick pinfall attempt by Hardy and Hardy gets a two count. Benjamin goes back to the headlock. Hip toss and then arm drag by Hardy on Benjamin. Lock up and Benjamin pushes Hardy into the corner. The referee breaks it up and Benjamin comes in with a kick to the gut. Hardy fights back with a kick of his own, goes for a Twist of Fate, Benjamin counters and then Hardy levels Benjamin with a quick clothesline. Benjamin tosses Hardy over the top rope, Hardy holds on and Benjamin dropkicks Hardy in the back to knock him off. Big shot into the steel ring post from the ring apron by Benjamin on Hardy. Benjamin tosses Hardy back in the ring, covers, but Hardy kicks out after one. Benjamin with a side back suplex on Hardy, another cover and Hardy kicks out after two. Backbreaker by Benjamin on Hardy followed by a neck submission. Some back and forth chants from the crowd. Benjamin with some stiff kicks on Hardy keeping him grounded. Another backbreaker by Benjamin on Hardy.

Benjamin locks on a sitting abdominal stretch on Hardy. Hardy gets to his feet and drops Benjamin in a modified samoan drop. Crowd is really into this match. Hardy adjusts in mid-air to connect with a body splash on Benjamin that leads to a two count. Benjamin catches Hardy in the corner with a big boot. Benjamin comes back dropping Hardy face first on the mat. Benjamin with another backbreaker into a headlock submission working on the spine of Hardy. Benjamin with a big spinning heel kick to Hardy. Hardy blocks a Stinger Splash attempt by Benjamin in the corner. Hardy with some rights and lefts and a big clothesline. Hardy with a big bulldog on Benjamin from the corner, the cover and Benjamin kicks out after two. Scoop slam by Hardy in the corner. Hardy goes up top, jumps and connects with the flying leg drop. Cover by Hardy and Benjamin again noly kicks out. Hardy is back up top, but Benjamin catches Hardy and powerbombs him into the corner! Hardy bounces off with force and hits the mat hard. The two exchange pinfall attempts until Hardy hits the Side Effect. Hook of the leg and Benjamin again kicks out. Hardy kicks Benjamin in the gut, Benjamin dodges a Twist of Fate and sends Hardy chest first into the corner.

Benjamin puts Hardy up on the top rope. Hardy knocks Benjamin off with a few elbows. Hardy with a moonsault, but Matt overshoots it and Benjamin brings his knees up to counter. Benjamin jumps up and catches Hardy with his finisher driving Hardy face first into the mat. Benjamin covers Hardy and gets the pinfall. We have a new United States champion.

Winner & NEW WWE United States Champion: Shelton Benjamin

After the match, Jim Ross and Mick Foley talk about Benjamin's title drought in WWE finally ending. They show a replay of the finish and how Hardy's missed moonsault was the big factor allowing Benjamin to take advantage. Back live, Benjamin is celebrating with the United States Title.

- Michael Cole and Jerry Lawler intro a WWE Mobile video from last Monday when Todd Grisham tells CM Punk that many people don't think he can beat Batista to retain his World Heavyweight Title. Punk said he was told he couldn't do a lot of things like make it to WWE, win titles or be on the "flagship" show. He tells Batista you don't have to be 6 foot 6 and ripped to win titles. Punk said he isn't a fluke and plans on remaining World Heavyweight Champion. He said he isn't Batista, John Cena, Shawn Michaels or Bret Hart...he is CM Punk, World Heavyweight Champion. Good promo by Punk.

- Footage is shown from this past Friday's Smackdown where Triple H revealed footage of Edge kissing the wedding planner after he married Vickie Guerrero. Tonight's text vote is, "Who do you sympathize with more? Vickie or Edge?" Boy, those results should be interesting.

ECW Championship Match
Mark Henry (c) w/ Tony Atlas vs. Tommy Dreamer w/ Colin Delaney

During Mark Henry's entrance, Tazz brought up we just saw two title changes so far tonight and this could be a third. Mike Adamle goes, "I hope not." I guess Adamle is a Mark Henry fan. Good reaction for Dreamer in Long Island. Henry was clapping for Dreamer when he entered the ring.

Henry and Dreamer get into each others face. Henry pushes Dreamer away and the bell rings. The fans start a "TOMMY DREAMER" chant. Henry says they can't help you. Lock up and Henry pushes Dreamer away. Dreamer attempts a takedown and Henry tosses him away to the corner. Dreamer with a few rights and lefts on Henry. Henry then levels Dreamer with a huge clothesline. Henry starts standing on the head of Dreamer against the ropes. Tazz says that is near 400 pounds of pressure on the head of Dreamer. Big headbutt by Henry that levels Dreamer. Henry works on the neck of Dreamer. Dreamer fights back with a few elbows when Henry takes them with ease and tosses Dreamer back down with force. Henry works on the right arm of Dreamer as the fans start a "BORING" chant. Dreamer gets to his feet, lands a few rights, hits the ropes, but another big clothesline from Henry. Tony Atlas leans in and yells, "How do you feel Tommy Dreamer? How do you feel?!" Henry goes back to work on the wrist of Dreamer. Dreamer attempts a few rights to fight back, but Henry throws him back down again. Henry attempts a body splash off the ropes, but Dreamer moves and then catches Henry with a big dropkick to the face.

Dreamer catches Henry with an elbow in the corner, hits a clothesline, Henry stays up, Dreamer hits the ropes, Henry attempts a fallaway slam, Dreamer counters that and connects with a neckbreaker on Henry. Cover by Dreamer and Henry kicks out. Dreamer with a huge DDT on Henry and then goes to knock Tony Atlas off the ring apron. Dreamer is up on the top rope signaling he is going to take out Henry. Dreamer does his "hardcore" poses with his arms out. Colin Delaney jumps up on the ring apron and does the pose with him. Well, we know what is coming now. Delany grabs Dreamer by his arm and drops it over the top rope. Henry then catches Dreamer with a big body splash. Henry covers Dreamer and gets the pinfall.

Winner & STILL ECW Champion: Mark Henry

After the match, Colin Delaney walks up the ramp with a smile on his face. Mark Henry walks over the body of Dreamer and grabs his ECW Title throwing it over his shoulder with a big smile on his face. Tony Atlas also celebrates the win with Henry.

- A video package runs highlighting the events between Chris Jericho and Shawn Michaels leading into tonight's match.

Shawn Michaels vs. Chris Jericho

No pyro for either man tonight, so they mean business and were staring each other down. The bell rings and they continue to stare each other down. HBK backs off, lock up and Jericho lands a few elbows. Jericho with some big knees and shots to the back. More elbows by Jericho and knees to the gut. Big chop by HBK taking down Jericho. Big elbow by HBK on Jericho. Big boot by HBK on Jericho and then a chop block. HBK applies a Figure Four on Jericho early on. Jericho gets to the bottom rope to break it up. HBK lands a few kicks in the corner on Jericho, but the referee breaks it up. Forearm to Jericho in the corner. Some more elbows from HBK and HBK argues with the referee a bit. Jericho with a big irish whip on HBK that causes him to hit the corner and flip up top. HBK falls off to his feet on the ring apron and Jericho levels HBK with a huge dropkick that sends him flying off the ring apron. HBK is favoring his ribs and has been a bit since the start of the match. Jericho jumps off and connects with a forearm to the ribs of HBK. Jericho tosses HBK back inside Jericho connects with a big kick to his ribs. Jericho with a big side suplex on HBK. Jericho with a body charge in the corner on HBK.

Jericho with a snapmare on HBK. Jericho pulls back on the arms of HBK driving his knee into his spine. HBK stomps on the foot of Jericho to break this up. The two exchange a few elbows and HBK gets the best of it. Jericho then connects with a big kick to the head on HBK out of no where, cover and a two count. Jericho with a scoop slam on HBK, goes up top, jumps and HBK counters with an atomic drop! HBK with a big chop, elbow, irish whip and HBK catches Jericho with a big flying forearm. HBK flips up, but favors his ribs. Jericho with a takedown and locks HBK in the Walls of Jericho. Jericho keeps it locked in and HBK reaches for the ropes. HBK is close and finally gets to the bottom rope. Some of the crowd boo's this. Jericho with some kicks to HBK's lower back. Jericho counters a Sweet Chin Music attempt and takes out HBK with some big right hands in the corner. Jericho looks to attempt a running bulldog, but HBK stops himself and takes out Jericho with a big clothesline. Cover by HBK, but Jericho kicks out after two. HBK is up on the top rope. Jericho jumps back up and crotches HBK on the top messing with the top rope. Big right hand by Jericho on HBK. HBK pushes Jericho off when he tries coming up with him.

Jericho comes back up, hooks an arm over the head of HBK, Jericho attempts a suplex, HBK blocks, lands a few rib shots, right hand and then kicks Jericho off to the ring. HBK stands up on the top rope, jumps and connects with the flying elbow. HBK starts tuning up the band in the corner. Jericho begins getting to his feet when Lance Cade runs out. HBK levels him with a kick to the face through the ropes. Jericho attempts the Codebreaker, but HBK holds onto the ropes and HBK with a quick rollup that gets a close two count. Jericho with a pinfall on HBK and HBK noly kicks out. HBK with a big elbow to Jericho. Jericho charges at HBK and HBK launches Jericho over the top rope onto Lance Cade at ringside. HBK goes up on the top rope nearby, executes a huge moonsault and takes out Jericho and Cade! All three men are down. HBK is up first and tosses Cade away. Jericho gets up and catches HBK with an elbow. Jericho rolls back in and HBK follows. HBK is busted open over his left eye at this point. Cole and Lawler thinks it took place after the big elbow on the outside by Jericho. Jericho catches HBK with a big kick to the face in the ring and then sees HBK is busted open. Jericho has a shocked look on his face when he catches HBK with a big right hand.

The referee asks HBK if he is okay. HBK says he is and Jericho catches him with another right. Some more big rights from Jericho that sends HBK to the mat. The referee checks on HBK again and Jericho kicks him in the face. Jericho distracts the referee allowing Lance Cade to get in a cheap shot. Jericho with a few headbutts on HBK. Jericho starts taunting HBK when HBK pulls Jericho down into a Crossface out of no where. Jericho gets to his feet and drops HBK face first off the middle rope with force. Jericho mounts HBK and hits a few rights. The referee gets in Jericho's face to break it up. The referee wants to stop the match and HBK pleads with him not to. Jericho then gets in a quick right hand. Blood is pouring down the face of HBK at this point as the referee checks on him again. Jericho with another series of kicks to HBK's head. Jericho slaps HBK around and then gets in some stiff right hands. HBK is starting to dawn the crimson mask at this point in the match. Jericho with more right hands. Jericho wraps up HBK by his arm and lands some more stiff rights as blood countinues to pour out. The referee tackles Jericho UFC-style pushing him away and calls for the match to end. The bell rings and that is it.

Winner: Chris Jericho

After the match, medical officials hit the ring and start attending to Shawn Michaels. A replay is shown of the elbow that busted open Michaels, the cheap shots from Lance Cade and the repeated right hands from Jericho keeping him busted open causing the referee to stop the match. Back live, Michaels' face is still covered with blood as Lance Cade raises the hand of Chris Jericho at the top of the ramp. Jericho and Cade walk off to the back as medical officials lift up Michaels. One of the officials is checking his vision as Cole and Lawler do the "quiet voice" announcing. Michaels begins to crawl out on his own and is helped to the back.

- A promo for WWE SummerSlam on August 17 airs with a movie theme.

- Jim Ross interviews Edge backstage. Ross asks him how he feels. Edge said Triple H crossed the line on Friday and he doesn't care. He calls Triple H a pervert for putting a camera in someone else's hotel room. Edge said he took away his personal life and only has a professional life left. He said that is okay because what he has done is make him desperate. Edge said he is more dangerous when he is desperate. He said Triple H ruined his lift and tonight he will ruin his by taking what is most important to him...the WWE Championship. Edge smiles looking into the camera.

WWE Divas Championship Match
Michelle McCool vs. Natalya

This match will determine the first ever WWE Divas Champion.

The bell rings and Michelle takes the back of Natalya. Natalya counters and takes the back of Michelle. Big dropkick to the chest of Natalya by Michelle. Michelle gets in a few kicks and uppercuts. Michelle flips over the back of Natayla and catches her with a big kick. Natalya counters dropping Michelle off the top rope with force. Natalya jumps on the back of Michelle and goes to work. Natalya then applies a surfboard submission on Michelle. Natalya asks the referee to ask Michelle if she quits. Michelle fights out and counters into a heel hook. Natalya gets to the ropes to break it up. Natalya pulls Michelle by her arm against the steel ring post and then hits the ring. Natalya with a big elbow to Michelle. Natalya grounds Michelle and attempts a Sharpshooter. Natalya gets it locked in and turned over. Michelle screams no and gets to the bottom rope. Natalya mounts Michelle and lands some stiff right hands. Natalya goes for another Sharpshooter attempt and Michelle counters into a heel hook. Natalya screams out in pain and tries to break it up with a big right hand. Michelle keeps it locked in. Natalya tries to kick Michelle to break it up, but it does nothing. Natalya finally gives in to the pain and taps out.

Winner & NEW WWE Divas Champion: Michelle McCool

After the match, Eve and Cherry hit the ring and celebrate with Michelle. Chris Jericho then gets walks out on the ramp with a mic in hand. He asks everyone in attendance tonight to grab their ticket and look at it hard because it marks the night that Shawn Michaels had his last match. Jericho said he had some late breaking news in that Shawn Michaels has been diagnosed with a detached retna and that he will no longer be able to wrestle again. He said this proves that the good guys can win. This gets some cheers, which is probably not what they wanted. Good promo by Jericho.

- A promo for the new Ric Flair DVD airs.

- Backstage, we see a shot of CM Punk and Batista warming up. A video package runs highlighting CM Punk's win at WrestleMania 24 in winning the "Money in the Bank" Ladder Match and Punk cashing in the briefcase on Monday Night Raw to defeat Edge and bring the World Heavyweight Title to Raw. This goes into Batista feeling it was because of him that Punk even won the title in the first place.

World Heavyweight Championship Match
CM Punk (c) vs. Batista

They did ring introductions for the challenger Batista and the champion CM Punk. The bell rings and Batista locks up with Punk right away backing him into the corner. Batista does this a second time and the referee again breaks it up. Punk counters another lock up taking the back of Batista, but Batista catches Punk with a big elbow and Punk backs off. Quick kick by Punk on Batista. Some more kicks from Punk to the legs of Batista followed by some stiff elbows. Batista gets Punk up on his shoulder, but Punk slides off and Batista catches Punk with a huge elbow. Snapmare by Batista and a kick to the head on Punk. Cover by Batista, but Punk kicks out quickly. Batista misses a charge in the corner, Punk attempts a rollup, but Batista holds on and stomps his body over Punk with force. Punk with a big kick to the shoulder of Batista sending Batista through the ropes to the outside. Punk catches Batista with a baseball slide and Batista falls into the ring barricade. Punk launches himself over the top rope and takes out Batista. Punk tosses Batista back in, hook of the leg and Batista kicks out. Batista counters an irish whip sending Punk with force into the corner. Batista again sends Punk to the opposite corner with force.

Batista with a big suplex on Punk, cover and Punk kicks out after two. Batista with a modified camel clutch on Punk. Batista drops his body over Punk, picks him up, tosses him into the ropes chest first and Batista catches Punk with a big elbow to the lower back. Batista picks up Punk and does this a second time. When Batista attempts this a third time, Punk turns around, catches Batista with a big elbow and Punk follows that up with a big kick that sends Batista to the outside. Batista gets back into the ring through the second rope when Punk catches him with a big kick to the face. Punk with some big body kicks. Batista cuts Punk off with a knee to the gut. Boot to the face by Punk in the corner, jumps up on the top and jumps backwards catching Batista with a huge cross-body. Punk with a superkick to the gut, jumps up on Batista in the corner, Batista attempts a Batista Bomb, Punk counters, but Batista gets Punk up and slams him down hard in a big powerslam. Batista signals for the Batista Bomb, lifts Punk up, but Punk grabs the ropes to counter. Punk rolls to the ring apron, kicks Batista a few times, slides back in and catches Batista with a knee to the head. Punk misses a bulldog, but catches Batista with a HUGE kick to the head.

Cover by Punk and Batista somehow kicks out. Punk gets Batista up on his shoulder. Batista counters and sends Punk to the corner hitting a big clothesline. Batista with another clothesline in the opposite corner. Batista has Punk up on the top rope. Punk then grabs Batista's arm and falls down against the ropes applying an armbar! Punk then springboards back in and catches Batista with a flying clothesline. Cover by Punk and Batista kicks out after two. Punk with a headlock on Batista that Batista rolls over into a close two count pinfall. Punk with kicks to Batista's shoulder. Punk with lefts and rights and then Batista explodes with a huge clothesline off the ropes! Batista drives Punk into the corner and hits a few shoulder charges. Batista misses a charge attempt in the corner when Punk moves. Batista falls to the outside grabbing his shoulder. Punk dives, Batista catches him and drives Punk spine first into the mat on the outside. Batista picks up a lifeless Punk, rolls him back in and Kane runs sending Batista into the steel ring post and then leveling Batista with a big boot. The bell rings and that is it.

Match Result: Double Disqualification (as announced by Lilian Garcia)
Winner & STILL World Heavyweight Champion: CM Punk

Kane hits the ring, grabs Punk and gives him a huge chokeslam. Kane grabs his bag he was carrying on Raw and stares at it as he leaves the ring. Kane looks at the camera and says, "Is he alive or is he dead!?" Kane then turns around and levels a camera man with a huge big boot. Kane then heads to the back. In the ring, Lilian Garcia says the referee has ruled this a double disqualification. CM Punk is bleeding from the mouth as he gets to his feet and holds the World Title high in the air staring at Batista. Batista then grabs Punk and hits him with the Batista Bomb. Batista pulls off his elbow pads and throws them down frustrated. Batista leaves the ring and heads up the ramp upset about the result. Batista gets to the top of the ramp and holds his arm up as CM Punk sits up staring him down. They show a few replays of how the match finished.

- A video package airs highlighting the recent events between JBL and John Cena on Raw leading into tonight's New York City Parking Lot Brawl.

"New York City Parking Lot Brawl" Match
John Cena vs. JBL

We go backstage for the start of the match. There are cars parked in a circle. JBL is the first to arrive in his limo. He is wearing a suit and takes off his jacket with a crowbar in hand. JBL walks up asking the referee where John Cena is. The referee says he hasn't seen him. JBL calls out for Cena. JBL gets up on a red car and then the car parked across from it starts and the headlights come on. Cena is inside and drives the car head-on into the car JBL is standing on. JBL falls over and Cena gets out with some cables in his hand. He starts hitting JBL and choking him. Cena grabs JBL, opens up the hood and attaches the cables to JBL's crotch and then shocks him. Cena grabs steel bucket and launches it at JBL. It crashes into the windshield instead. JBL gets in the car and Cena opens the door, launching his face into the wheel a few times. JBL gets the better of Cena irish whipping him into a car door taking it right off the side! Cena favors his back as JBL lands a few right hands and kicks to the body. The announcers aren't saying anything as the two continue to brawl. JBL sends Cena face first into the car door and then throws him up on another car. Cena falls off and JBL launches Cena face first into another car hood.

JBL gives Cena a swinging neckbreaker on top of the car hood. JBL covers Cena and Cena gets a shoulder up after two. More body shots from JBL on Cena. JBL then launches Cena into the windshield of another car causing Cena to smash through it. JBL then grabs Cena and gives him a DDT on top of the car smashing the top. JBL throws Cena off the top of the car, hooks the leg and Cena somehow kicks out after two. JBL yells, "Die Cena! Quit damnit!" JBL grabs a crowbar and misses hitting Cena with it. Cena fights back with some rights until JBL catches him with a low blow. JBL then grabs Cena and sends him into the driver's side window. The window doesn't break, so JBL does it again and this time Cena smashes through it. JBL throws Cena into the backseat of another car. JBL walks away and grabs a can full of gas in the back of his limo. JBL walks towards the car that Cena is in and starts pouring gas all over it. JBL pulls out a lighter and tosses it on the car. The car ignites and the referee screams, "Fire! Fire! Fire!" WWE officials walk up and put the fire out with fire extinguishers. Cena walks out of the back seat and goes after JBL with some right hands and kicks. Cena sends JBL into the car two times.

Cena does this a third time. Cena throws JBL in the passenger side of the car, gets in a forklift, revs it up and drives it into the side of the car. JBL is still in the front when Cena drops the lifting portion and puts it under the car. Cena lifts the car up and starts driving it into the arena. Cena gets the car in the arena and drops it down. Cena stands on the top of the car and poses. JBL opens the driver's side door and crawls out. Cena catches him with some stiff right hands. Cena continues the right hands at the top of the entrance area. JBL comes back with a few of his own. Cena with a side suplex on JBL at the top of the ramp. Cena drops the Five Knuckle Shuffle over JBL on the ramp and waits for him to get up. JBL slowly gets to his feet, Cena puts him on his shoulders, looks at the car near the stage, smiles, walks JBL towards it, but JBL counters and sends Cena shoulder first into the car windshield. Cena crashes into leaving a huge dent in the windshield. JBL jumps onto the car, covers Cena...1...2...3.

Winner: JBL

After the match, we see highlights of the match leading to the finish. Back live, WWE referees are attending to Cena and JBL who are beat up. Cena has blood all over his arm after the shot into the windshield.

- A promo for SummerSlam on August 17 airs.

- Results of the AT&T text vote: 55% sympathize with Edge more than Vickie Guerrero (45%).

- A video package airs highlighting the events between Triple H and Edge leading into tonight's WWE Title Match including the Edge/Vickie wedding being crashed by Triple H with the "secret footage."

- Backstage, Eve catches up with WWE Champion Triple H and asks him if he has any "personal regrets" over ruining the wedding of Edge and Vickie Guerrero. Triple H asks her if he is a guy who has regrets about anything and walks off.

WWE Championship Match
Triple H (c) vs. Edge

They did ring introductions for the challenger Edge and the champion Triple H. The bell rings and Edge jumps on Triple H lighting him up with some big right hands. Triple H quickly sends Edge over the top rope to the outside and then catches Edge with a right hand on the ring apron when he jumps back up. Triple H sends Edge back first into the ring barricade on the outside. Triple H sends Edge back into the ring and drops an elbow over his chest. Triple H picks Edge up and drops him over the top rope. Triple H is on the ring apron, grabs Edge by his head and drops him off the top rope yet again. Triple H with a big right hand on Edge sending him to the corner. Triple H sends Edge sternum first into the corner and Triple H follows that up with a big lariat to the back of the head. Edge rolls to the outside regaining some composure. Edge gets up on the ring apron and Triple H nails Edge face first off the corner. Edge is again on the outside and crawls around. Triple H approaches and Edge sends Triple H into the ring barricade. Back in the ring, Edge connects with a big kick to the gut on Triple H. Edge with a big Spear to Triple H in the corner. Edge with a big kick to the gut of Triple H in the middle of the ring.

Triple H fires back with a few right hands. Edge with a knee to the gut and big elbow to Triple H. Edge pulls Triple H under the bottom rope and lands a few shots. Edge pulls Triple H out and sends him shoulder first into the steel ring steps. When Triple H gets to his feet, Edge sends him back first into the ring and then bounces him off the Smackdown announce table. Back in the ring, Edge covers Triple H, but only gets a two count. Edge then applies a body scissors submission on Triple H using his legs. Triple H breaks out and gets in Edge's guard landing some right hands. Foley even calls it like that referencing mixed martial arts. Edge then catches Triple H with a big dropkick. Edge attempts a Spear on Triple H on the ring apron, but Triple H moves and Edge flies through the ring ropes crashing to the outside. The referee starts the count on Edge. The referee gets to 7 when Edge rolls back in. Triple H catches Edge with a few big boots from the corner. Right hands by Triple H on Edge. Edge catches Triple H with a kick in the face, but Triple H fires back with a big clothesline. Triple H with a knee to the face on Edge that causes Edge to flop out of the ring through the ropes to the outside.

Triple H follows and slams Edge's head off the steel ring steps. Triple H then sends Edge face first into the steel ring post at ringside as well. Edge rolls back into the ring, attempts a baseball slide, Triple H dodges it, but Edge comes back with a kick to the gut and huge DDT on the outside on Triple H! Both men are down and the referee starts the count. The referee gets to 6 when Edge picks up Triple H and rolls him in. Edge with a hook of the leg on Triple H, but a kick out. Edge is up top, jumps, but Triple H catches him by his legs and catapults him to the opposite corner. Triple H with a DDT of his own on Edge. Triple H hooks the leg and Edge kicks out after two. Triple H attempts a Pedigree, Edge counters and drops Triple H with a big inverted DDT. Edge with a cover and Triple H kicks out. Edge attempts a Spear, Triple H dodges it, rolls up Edge and gets a close two count. Edge with a big boot that levels Triple H. Edge backs up in the corner, charges at Triple H, but Triple H counters and connects with a big Spinebuster on Edge! Triple H sets up Edge for a Pedigree and a counter by Edge sending Triple H into the corner. Edge positions Triple H up on the top rope, climbs up, Triple H with shots to the gut and Edge with a big superplex on Triple H.

Both men are down as the referee starts the count. Alicia Fox, the wedding planner, runs out and grabs the WWE Championship. She looks to slide it to Edge, but Vickie Guerrero runs out and levels Alicia with a big clothesline. Vickie grabs the WWE Title, walks into the ring, pushes the referee away, but Alicia runs in and takes down Vickie. Vickie and Alicia start to brawl. The referee breaks it up and Edge takes out Vickie with a huge Spear! Triple H is up, kicks Edge in the gut and connects with a Pedigree. Cover by Triple H and he gets the pinfall.

Winner & STILL WWE Champion: Triple H

After the match, the referee hands Triple H the WWE Championship. Triple H holds the title in the air as we see a shot of Edge and Vickie Guerrero down in the ring. Highlights of the match leading to the finish is shown with Edge taking out Vickie and then taking a Pedigree. Back live, Edge is grabbing his nose and laying on the ground outside the ring. Chavo Guerrero is in the ring attending to Vickie as we see a shot of Triple H celebrating at the top of the entrance ramp with the WWE Championship in hand as the PPV goes off the air.
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Post Show News-
You could tell that the majority of the parking lot "brawl" between John Cena (http://www.wrestlezone.com/article.php?articleid=218618489#) and JBL was pre-taped and ProWrestling.net is confirming this story.

John Cena and JBL were both said to be fine after their match and although Cena's arm did get a little cut up with that final spot through the windshield, he is reportedly okay as well.

The ref stoppage to end the Jericho and Michaels match was definitely planned for those of you have already emailed in asking. Michaels' bleeding was planned as well.

I could definitely see a three-way between Punk, Batista, and Kane after Kane interfered in their match causing a disqualification. And yes, I still believe it's his mask in the bag.

The gate pulled nearly $1 million in Long Island with an attendance of 14,126.



Raw Preview
The following is from WWE.com:

Hit and Ruin?
July 21, 2008

When Raw rolls into Mohegan Sun Arena in Connecticut, home of the renowned casino, on Monday night, the real crap shot will be whether or not John Cena (http://www.wrestlezone.com/article.php?articleid=218616046#) even shows up.

During the climactic ending of last week’s Raw, Cena was grazed and narrowly escaped when his vicious rival, JBL, nearly crashed into him with a car. Minutes earlier, Cena had tracked down JBL in the parking lot outside of the RBC Center in Raleigh, N.C., after a match, when the former WWE (http://www.wrestlezone.com/article.php?articleid=218616046#) Champion was ambushed by the Longhorn Loudmouth.

The high-speed crash scene was a horrific reminder of the blistering animosity between these two men, who are scheduled to take their rivalry to the ring at The Great American Bash this Sunday. Who will have gained the advantage at the Bash when these bitter enemies meet again on Raw the following night? Will the crash do more to motivate Cena or leave him positively shaken in his Parking Lot Brawl against his long-time nemesis?

In other Raw action, reigning World Heavyweight Champion CM Punk faced down Batista after his match with another menacing giant, Kane, in which he managed to defeat the Big Red Monster. The next hurdle for the Straightedge Superstar arises this Sunday when he faces off against The Animal at The Great American Bash. Which man will be sporting World Heavyweight gold when both return to Raw on Monday night?

In what has become a deeply personal grudge, Chris Jericho and Shawn Michaels (http://www.wrestlezone.com/article.php?articleid=218616046#) ratcheted up more than just the rhetoric last Monday night. The two were at each other’s throats trading blows from the opening minutes of Raw. On Sunday, they will have the opportunity to settle their differences once and for all. When the bright lights of Monday Night Raw shine down, who will have gotten the better of his rival? And, what of HBK’s grim promise that the “worst is truly yet to come”?

To find out the answers to these questions and more, tune in live to The Great American Bash this Sunday at 8/7 CT, only on pay-per-view. Plus, catch the fallout the next night live on Raw, Monday at 9/8 CT on USA Network.

[Vyce]

Didn't watch the show, but the Jericho / Michaels match sounds really good. Jericho continues to be probably the most entertaining guy in the entire company.

[RMM46]

Missed it. But I had a feeling Punk was going to retain via DQ. Sucks that Miz/Morrison lost the belts. They're great together. Ryder/Hawkins? Eh.

[topher520]

okay...so to recap:
Tag Team Turmoil: Morrison & The Miz (c) vs. Finlay & Hornswoggle vs Jessie & Festus vs. Ryder & Hawkins. Ryder & Hawkins win the titles
Mark Henry (c) vs. Tommy Dreamer. Henry wins, Delaney turns on Tommy
Matt Hardy (c) vs. Shelton Benjamin. Shelton wins US title
Jericho vs. HBK. Jericho wins via ref-stoppage.
Michelle McCool vs. Natalya Neidhart. McCool wins Diva's title w/ her heel submission
CM Punk (c) vs. Batista. Double DQ after Kane interferes; Punk retains.
JBL vs. Cena in the New York City Parking Lot Brawl. JBL wins, the crowd loses because of such a shitty match
Triple H (c) vs. Edge. HHH retains




I honestly read this thinking it was the results from a house show or something. Was this really a PPV??? Jesus Christ the WWE needs fuckin help. Whoever booked that night should be shot, but then again he's been booking those same matches for the past month or so with the same Boring results.

I Hate when they have a DQ in a World title match on PPVS. It makes no fuckin sense to even have a build up for a month and end it with No winner.(And yes I get it..they are getting Kane involved for whatever reason) but it still stinks.

Next month they will have a lumberjack match and DQ the guy for leaving the ring.

[Stormrider666]

Missed it. But I had a feeling Punk was going to retain via DQ. Sucks that Miz/Morrison lost the belts. They're great together. Ryder/Hawkins? Eh.

I have mixed feelings about it. I'm happy that Miz/Morrison didn't lose them to Finlay/genetic disappointment, but they should have lost them to Jesse and Festsus. It made more sense for Ryder and Hawkins to have the titles, when Edge was the champion. At least now, Miz and Morrison can concentrate on being singles wrestlers.

Can't wait to see the highlights of that Jericho/HBK match.

[CM Mark]

Can't wait to see the highlights of that Jericho/HBK match.

Not that I paid for it, but that match was worth the price of the PPV alone.

Good thing too, not much else was. Although I did Enjoy most of the PPV

[commish13]

I thought the PPV fell pretty much completely flat. Punk/Batista was good, and with a real finish it would have been a damn good match. Michaels/Jericho was good, but due to the angle (and possibly HBK's ribs) they never really got to get into high gear.

[askewcore]

I didnt think it was terrible. I'd give a 6 out of 10. The Jericho/HBK match was excellent.

Michelle McCool and her dumb heel hook really annoys me. I can't stand when wrestlers try to use BJJ moves in WWE, it's not as bad as Taker's HORRIBLE attempt at a gogoplata, but is sucks. How long till we see someone sink a peruvian necktie since it happened in UFC, and has a sweet name?

[CM Mark]

Who's in for tonight?

[Aizazzle]

In for tonight..

I just watched the Dark Knight....... again and I'm stil reveling in it's awesomeness, so I don't expect to be entertained much by Raw.

[Redding]

im watching

[Steam]

Just put the mask on again dummy. You know that's what you want to do.

[WhiteHonkyDevil]

In. No ass-sex tonight, but I got a bottle of cognac, so...who knows. Maybe I'll penetrate my own ass.

That's highly unlikely, though.

[Steam]

In for tonight..

I just watched the Dark Knight....... again and I'm stil reveling in it's awesomeness, so I don't expect to be entertained much by Raw.

Oh fuck off. John Cena completely owns Heath Ledger.

[Aizazzle]

Uggh Michael Cole and his shitty voice.

Oh fuck off. John Cena completely owns Heath Ledger.

Die a slow and painful death, even when I know you are being sarcastic.

[WhiteHonkyDevil]

Oh fuck off. John Cena completely owns Heath Ledger.

And Aaron Eckhart completely owns both.

6-man tag...did we already see this match last week, or the week before?

edit: JBL. He just looks...stupid. So...when does Linda come out?

[Steam]

And Aaron Eckhart completely owns both.

6-man tag...did we already see this match last week, or the week before?

Last week.

But don't you see? Its the night after Cena and JBL faced each other in the same ring. Oh wait, they didn't face each other in the ring. It was just a clusterfuck in a "parking lot".

[Aizazzle]

And Aaron Eckhart completely owns both.


I loved Eckhart's performance, but I still liked Ledger more.

6-man tag...did we already see this match last week, or the week before?

Last week

[WhiteHonkyDevil]

I loved Eckhart's performance, but I still liked Ledger more.

Agree to disagree? :action-sm

But, but but...doesn't PUNK get a say who he defends against?

[Steam]

Agree to disagree? :action-sm

But, but but...doesn't PUNK get a say who he defends against?

Nope, Punk and his title are mere props in this storyline.

[Steam]

Ok, when does Shane show up?

[WhiteHonkyDevil]

Nope, Punk and his title are mere props in this storyline.

Yeah, I doubt this run is going to amount to much. He doesn't really fit the profile of any of the other asswipes they keep giving the belt.

edit: did I just see a soul calibur commercial with Darth Vader and Yoda in it?

Heh. Yoda and Darth Vader don't set off the spellcheck in Firefox.

[WhiteHonkyDevil]

gorram, I miss SNME on a semiregular basis. I still have a VHS tape of King Kong Bundy breaking Hogan's ribs on SNME somewhere around here.

[Steam]

London HAS to turn here. He just HAS to.

[Steam]

....or he could just job.

[Redding]

Was London wearing the Air Mcflys?

[Aizazzle]

What a waste of talent for London

[Steam]

Was London wearing the Air Mcflys?

I don't know, they did look kind of spiffy though. He probably made more than enough to pay for them in his "two minutes and count the lights" routine.

[CM Mark]

Was London wearing the Air Mcflys?

Totally looked like it.

[erocks fat face]

i love this story line where everyone treats Shawn Michaels like shit.

[Aizazzle]

Did I mention how epic heel Jericho is?

[Steam]

Did I mention how epic heel Jericho is?

This is some of his best work ever and that says a lot.

"Grown Up" Jericho fucking owns all.

[WhiteHonkyDevil]

Meh, one of my friends got punched so hard in the eye, it shattered his orbital bone and popped his fucking eyeball OUT OF HIS HEAD.

That was 2 years ago. He sees things fine now.

[erocks fat face]

Meh, one of my friends got punched so hard in the eye, it shattered his orbital bone and popped his fucking eyeball OUT OF HIS HEAD.

That was 2 years ago. He sees things fine now.

well that just goes to show you how old and feeble HBK is...he obviously needs to hang 'em up.

[WhiteHonkyDevil]

well that just goes to show you how old and feeble HBK is...he obviously needs to hang 'em up.

Damn right. This friend I speak of is 56.

[Vyce]

Beth is going to fuck this little white girl up.

[CM Mark]

Anyone else feeling the incoming Santino interference

[WhiteHonkyDevil]

Wow. Beth Phoenix got X-Pac heat.

[Steam]

I'd fuck both of these bitches.

At least Beth doesn't have Test cock residue in her.

[WhiteHonkyDevil]

When watching these 'diva' matches, does anyone else ever think of a bunch of 5 year olds at an ice skating recital?

[Aizazzle]

Anyone else feeling the incoming Santino interference

I might have to switch channels if that's the case otherwise I'm watching Batman Tech on the History channel right now.

[CM Mark]

Okay, I was wrong



as always

[Aizazzle]

Meh Batman Tech was on commercials anyway. I might just skip the enxt match too.

[Steam]

Duggan again?

Hopefully they actually beat the shit out of him this week.

He's retiring?

They should do a Flair like thing with him and only have the Iron Sheik come out so they can smoke up.

[Steam]

Wow, I killed the thread.

Or maybe everyone else is just away to jack off to Cena.

[Aizazzle]

To be fair, Batman Unmasked (psychology of Batman) is much more interesting than a repeating match and driven to the ground feud. I should watch Raw again after this match.

[erocks fat face]

this match sucks.

[Steam]

Fucking lame.

And now playing the role of Triple H, John Cena.

[erocks fat face]

and the World Tag Champs have just been buried by faggot Cena.

[WhiteHonkyDevil]

Wow, I killed the thread.

Or maybe everyone else is just away to jack off to Cena.

I had to shit. I came back, there was nothing to reply to.

I'm all wiped and better now, though.

[Aizazzle]

What happened?

Edit:

Nevermind just read Fat face's post.

[Aizazzle]

Everytime Cole says "Boom Boom Boom" I want an uncut Negro to shove his dick down Cole's throat and choke him.

[WhiteHonkyDevil]

Great, Eddy Gordo again. With Mickie James. Let me just get this out of the way

http://z.about.com/d/top40/1/7/L/i/timegrammy.jpg
http://tokenminorities.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/250px-eddy_t5.jpg

[WhiteHonkyDevil]

Oh, and this too.

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m193/BigGreenYamo/90516c87.gif

Much better

[WhiteHonkyDevil]

Hey look! It's Truth.com ad! They must be in the lobby of a tobacco company's building, because they had to pixelate the logo on the wall.

Thank you, truth.com for showing me the error of my ways.

[WhiteHonkyDevil]

I take it they're really not expecting people to order the replay of the Great American Bash? Usually the video packages don't show THAT much of the matches.

[Aizazzle]

Listen to those CM Punk chants...

[Aizazzle]

Santino!

Who does he job to tonight?

[erocks fat face]

Sweet

[CM Mark]

D mother fuckin Lo!!!

[Steam]

He should be wheeling Droz around as his inspiration.

[Aizazzle]

Where is Vito when you need him?

Hey it's D-Lo. Somewhere Droz is looking on and hoping for a horrendous accident.

[erocks fat face]

at least D-Lo kept his awful entrance theme...for now.

[Steam]

and i just came

[Aizazzle]

Chyna vs Eddie II

This could be interesting though... and hot.

[Vyce]

Santino gets all the hot bitches.

[WhiteHonkyDevil]

Considering the joke that D-Lo was the last time he was on TV, shouldn't Santino have destroyed him, and D-Lo could take over as the resident jobber?

Beth and Santino? Hot.

[erocks fat face]

Michael Cole is becoming a fat shit.

[CM Mark]

Considering the joke that D-Lo was the last time he was on TV, shouldn't Santino have destroyed him, and D-Lo could take over as the resident jobber?

As great/funny as that would be, it would be deemed racist to have a black man doing the majority of the jobbing.

Why do you think Cena almost always wins?

[Aizazzle]

I really hope Punk wins, but it's looking less likely with Dave starting the match injured.

[Aizazzle]

Another good match between Punk and Batista ended with a bullshit ending.

[CM Mark]

Of course JBL had to interfere

[rndystvn]

So from what Im reading I guess its safe to say I can take RAW off the DVR on the west coast feed. So glad I didnt order the Great American Bash yesterday it was so awful thank you streams for the $50 still in my pocket. I think ill watch Batman Tech instead.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

yup...another bullshit ending for Punk...christ, he wasn't even in the ring when they fuckin went off the air. Maybe they're just saying to themselves, "Well since we haven't taken the belt off him yet, it's like he's getting a real title reign...."

I foresee Regal coming back, and to punish all these assholes, it's Punk vs. Batista vs. Cena vs. JBL vs. Kane in a Hell in a Cell. Or maybe they'll toss a 6th in there and make it an Elimination Chamber at SummerSlam.

[Aizazzle]

I foresee Regal coming back, and to punish all these assholes, it's Punk vs. Batista vs. Cena vs. JBL vs. Kane in a Hell in a Cell. Or maybe they'll toss a 6th in there and make it an Elimination Chamber at SummerSlam.

I wouldn't mind that at all, but I would love it if Punk came out as the champ.

By the way, when does Regal's suspension finish?

[rndystvn]

I wouldn't mind that at all, but I would love it if Punk came out as the champ.

By the way, when does Regal's suspension finish?


I thought i read somewhere it ended Saturday.

[RMM46]

Aside from "Grown-up heel" Jericho, nothing rules on Raw like Santino. Nothing.

And I gotta admit - when Jericho/Cade were walking out the door, and stopped, and you didn't see who it was, but you could tell it was somebody big, my head told me it was Kane. But a very small part of me was ready to mark out in case it was Kevin Nash, there to defend Shawn.

D-Lo Brown? Seriously?

[O&APartyRock24]

I thought i read somewhere it ended Saturday.

x2

So, Last Nights Raw. The Crowd was semi into it, they were pulling for Batista big time. I had great seats right next to the stage a couple of rows up. My ears are still ringing from Batista entrance...holy shit. D-Lo Brown got a good reaction, The crowd loved the Beth and Santino skit.
Lets see, O Yea CM Punk. I like the guy, hes very talented, and im really happy for him, But..I'm kind of sick of the way WWE is pushing him. Since winning the belt he has not had a match that i remember that had a clean finish. I honestly believe now that he is just a place holder for Cena, or JBL. Which is to bad. From my point of View Punk being matched up with a big guy like Batista or JBL is stupid because you have that size differential that they have to over come, i really wish that they would put Y2J, with Punk because we have seen that they can put on really good matches with each other....also i would like to see Y2J with the belt again. haha. I was sitting next to a big CM Punk fan so we were talking about how the wwe is pushing him.

That brings me to my Wackbag.com Sign. Watch the opening segment with Batista above his right shoulder, you can see me and my wackbag sign that they took away which sucks. Also same thing when Jim did his thing last night right above his right hand you can see it.

If i think of anything else that happened last night, I'll post it but i cant really remember anything right now.

O yea, Mickie has a really nice ass, Beth Phoenix is much hotter in person, and Kelly Kelly has a nice ass also

Kane Rules i love this gimmick that he is doing now, also i like JD's idea of the Hell in a Cell or Elimination Chamber at SummerSlam, that would be great.

[RMM46]

Oh yeah - one more thing I forgot to mention last night:

I'm starting to think that CM Punk may be turning heel, and "in cahoots" with Kane. It just seemed a little fishy for Kane to come out, beat down Batista, then have Punk come out and insist the match begin.

[topher520]

I guess I'm still "dont get it guy" when it comes to CM PUNK. I watched last nights Raw and he barley gets a crowd reaction that a top guy usually gets. The way the WWE uses him is an aweful rehash of the little guy underdog/Xpac angle. The announcers the entire match talk about how his opponent has to be hurt in order for him to win and how he isnt a legit champion if he doesnt prove himself. How is that getting a guy over?

Throw the strap on Batista and get it over with.(we all see it coming) Then Punk can go battle Kofie for the intercontinental belt. Batista will batlle Kane and JBL and who wins that comes a big Who cares?

[Jimmy's Dignity]

and that's one thing that I find really really weird...when he was Mr. Money-in-the-Bank, he was getting HUGE crowd reactions. Apparently his merchandise is one of the top selling guys behind Cena & maybe Rey Mysterio. I have no idea where his pop went

as for the announcers talking about how he can't hurt people...that's just fucking work on whoever's telling them what to say. You don't tear down your champion like that unless he's someone like Edge or Angle...someone who's had several reigns.

[O&APartyRock24]

Oh yeah - one more thing I forgot to mention last night:

I'm starting to think that CM Punk may be turning heel, and "in cahoots" with Kane. It just seemed a little fishy for Kane to come out, beat down Batista, then have Punk come out and insist the match begin.

Thats a great point, and it makes sense to some point and i hope your right because that would be great, having punk turn heel.

Also I was reading JR's Blog, he was talking about HHH and Edge rivalry he said this-- and he might have put in a lil foreshadowing in it
Back to the match…
It’s obvious HHH and Edge have great chemistry. Looking into the future speculatively, I would suggest that Edge will now focus on his marital issues, while HHH awaits his next, big challenge.
Foreshadowing, get it big, Big Show, thats my guess at least.

[O&APartyRock24]

ECW Spoilers---
ECW On Sci-Fi Results For Tonight *Spoilers*
07/22/2008 by Ryan Gray

WWE taped tonight's edition of ECW On Sci-Fi from the Wachovia Center in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Special thanks to Wrestling News World readers Chris and "Wild Bill" Madway for text-messaging the following results. Remember if you are attending a WWE event in the near future and would be interested in helping us with our coverage please email me your name, mobile number, and which show you will be attending to this email address.

* The arena is about 98% full. Lots of "WOOO" chants

Dark Match:

* Ron Killings b. Shamus O'Shaunessy
Killings got the win with an axe kick.

ECW On Sci-Fi: (Airing Tonight)

* Theodore Long opens the show and awards Mark Henry a brand new ECW Championship. Tony Atlas comes out with Henry and they cut a promo. Atlas is drawing a lot of heat.

* Colin Delaney comes out and says Tommy Dreamer is the future. Theodore Long says that Dreamer is the present and sets up a match to kick off ECW.

* Tommy Dreamer b. Colin Delaney
Dreamer hits the tree of woe followed by a DDT for the win.

* Evan Bourne b. James Curtis
Lots of offense from Curtis. Bourne finally gets to the ropes and hits a shooting star press for the win. Big pop for the move. After the match Chavo Guerrero & Bam Neely (who were on commentary) try to attack Bourne but he escapes.

* Matt Hardy b. Finlay, John Morrison, and The Miz
Hardy will now get a ECW title match at SummerSlam.

Theodore Long opens the show and awards Mark Henry a brand new ECW Championship.

Matches--

Mark Henry Promo
Colin Delaney Promo
Colin Delaney vs. Tommy Dreamer
Evan Bourne vs. James Curtis
Finlay vs. John Morrison vs. The Mizz vs. Matt Hardy for a title shot at SummerSlam

[jimmyjimjimz]

ok, the new tuesday night heat championship belt looks so ugly. It says WWE on it. How horrible is that? Paul Heyman should sue Vince McMahon so he can take ECW back.

[RMM46]

I kinda like the new belt...has an Oakland Raiders feel to it. However - does it say something that every belt in WWE is gold EXCEPT for the ECW belt? Probably.


And that Fatal Four Way was fantastic.

[jimmyslostchin]

I kinda like the new belt...has an Oakland Raiders feel to it. However - does it say something that every belt in WWE is gold EXCEPT for the ECW belt? Probably.


And that Fatal Four Way was fantastic.

That fatal four way was the shit, and I'm glad Matt Hardy is going to Summer Slam.

[Aizazzle]

And that Fatal Four Way was fantastic.

QFT

All four of them did an awesome job telling a story throughout the match, and there were some nice spots. The ending was awesome, with all the near falls. I liked that Hardy won the match.

[jimmyjimjimz]

I'm just pissed that the miz lost. I always liked him.

[Loser In Life]

That new ecw belt is fucking hideous.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

new ECW belt does stink.

as for JR's blog & the Smackdown spoilers, all I can say is ugh. Now we really get to see just how good HHH is. If he can get a 1 and a half star match out of him, I'll be shocked

[jimmyslostchin]

I'm just pissed that the miz lost. I always liked him.

Ooooohhh so you're the guy. The Miz isn't fit to bring John Morrison's farm raised jackal coat to the cleaners.

[Stormrider666]

x3 on the fatal four way being a great match. I'm glad Hardy won the match and I'm already picking him to win the title at Summerslam. That's the only way I could see the WWE's justification for him being drafted to ECW.

As for the new ECW title, at first I thought it was the creation of a new singles title for ECW, which would have been a good idea. Then I got angry when Long annouced it was the new ECW title. So we get two new belts and are still stuck with the ghetto fabolous spinner one. So I pose the question, is 07/22/08 at 10:00 PM, the official dod and tod of the new ECW?

I'm really impressed with Evan Bourne. I haven't seen anybody do a shooting star press like that, since WCW era Billy Kidman.

As for Raw:

The highlights were definitely Jericho's promo and the Santino/Beth Phoniex liplock.

I'm predicting a HIC match for Jericho/Micheals at Summerslam.

I agree, just have Kane put the fucking mask on already.

Hacksaw Jim Duggan, looked like one of the Geico caveman.

I don't know if its been posted, I predict it being Duggan/Lawler vs Rhodes/Dibiase at SummerSlam. So much for Crime Time getting a shot at the titles.

Seeing the highlights from the Great American Bash, that parking lot brawl match was fucking horrible.

[commish13]

Kidman's SSP was NOTHING compared to Sydal. Kidman's SSP was shit.

[pink soccer]

that belt looks like a jumbo version of those crappy rings you get from the quarter machine at the supermarket

[O&APartyRock24]

There are some up close pictures of the new ECW belt on wwe.com, and looking at it closely now, its not that bad looking. It has some really cool designs. I like the eagle with the fire wings. I have no problem with it. Evan Bourne is amazing, i love watching him work in the ring, he and Matt Hardy are the only reasons why i some what watch ECW, now.

JD i love your new sig

[flyerfan116]

D-Lo Brown? Seriously?

DVR'd Raw and watched it the other night...i'm not going all through the thread but was I the only one who thought it looked like D-Lo forgot what his own mannerism were? I mean from what I remember he was always shaking his head, this time i couldn't tell if he was trying to remember how to do it or focusing so hard on not doing it that it was too obvious, just thought that was funny

[Stormrider666]

I don't know if anybody else was watching Smackdown last night:

I know they were trying to make Jeff Hardy a sympathetic hero during the exchange of words with MVP, but Hardy actually came out of it looking like a little bitch.

There should be a limit to one bodyguard per show, so I'm thinking Brian Kendrick and his bodyguard should be on ECW.

As soon as I saw Khali with his mouthpiece by his side, I knew he was going to win the battle royal. So there is already one shitty match scheduled for SummerSlam.

All predictions were right about Undertaker coming back to face Edge in a HIC match at SummerSlam. I still think it should be Jericho vs Micheals in a HIC, but they will probably compete in an "I Quit" match.

Even with the cheating Edge angle, I still hate Vicki Guerreo.

As much as I'm looking foward to tag team wrestling on Smackdown, I don't want to be subjected to 4 weeks of build-up between Ryder/Hawkins and Jesse/Festsus till their match at SummerSlam.

[Aizazzle]

I was watching and was beyoed pissed that we get Khali in another main event. The only good out of this is Punk getting the main event. Seriously, they couldn't have given Hardy the main event, even if he was to lose. I would be much more into a Hardy vs HHH match for the title rather than the awfulness known as The Great Khali.

[Stormrider666]

I was watching and was beyoed pissed that we get Khali in another main event. The only good out of this is Punk getting the main event. Seriously, they couldn't have given Hardy the main event, even if he was to lose. I would be much more into a Hardy vs HHH match for the title rather than the awfulness known as The Great Khali.

If not Hardy, MVP or Kennedy. Unless the WWE is pushing a feud featuring one of those two against Triple H down the line, is the only justification I can see for us getting stuck with Khali in another main event.

[O&APartyRock24]

I was watching and was beyond pissed that we get Khali in another main event. The only good out of this is Punk getting the main event. Seriously, they couldn't have given Hardy the main event, even if he was to lose. I would be much more into a Hardy vs HHH match for the title rather than the awfulness known as The Great Khali.

Or even put MVP, Kennedy in the main event. I would have loved to have seen Kennedy at the main event at SummerSlam but i guess not. It really does suck that were going to have to sit through another Khali title match at SummerSlam. At least we will get a HBK vs. Jericho gimmick match and also the HIC match, which will be good...i hope.

[Aizazzle]

Even if they are running a HHH vs Kennedy or HHH vs Kennedy feud later, it doesn't excuse them in my eyes. Why not let someone like Kennedy or MVP get a chance in the spotlight, on the second biggest stage in wrestling. It's not as if they are going to have a worst match then Khali.

[jimmyjimjimz]

I'm just happy that Undertaker's not injured anymore and he can finally come back and kick Edge's ass. Then he can win Royal Rumble again, and become 17-0 @ Wrestlemania, and FINALLY win the real WWE championship again. I just hope he throws away the cheesey John Cena belt and brings back the old belt.

[Aizazzle]

Just thought I should mention Alexis Laree aka Mickie James is #1 on Yahoo searches, right now. She is ahead of Favre and Emma Thompson.

I wonder if those who were looking for her alternate photos.

[Kugzilla]

Taker and Edge will close the show, so they wanted to give Haitch a throwaway match...plus Khali is popular in India, which is the latest overseas market they are trying to cultivate.

Course he sucks, but whatever.

[RMM46]

I'm just happy that Undertaker's not injured anymore and he can finally come back and kick Edge's ass. Then he can win Royal Rumble again, and become 17-0 @ Wrestlemania, and FINALLY win the real WWE championship again. I just hope he throws away the cheesey John Cena belt and brings back the old belt.

And then he'll get another torn pectoral muscle, will have to drop the belt at Backlash, and then will be out for another 8 months.

[jimmyjimjimz]

And then he'll get another torn pectoral muscle, will have to drop the belt at Backlash, and then will be out for another 8 months.

GOD I seriously hope that doesnt happen.

[O&APartyRock24]

ECW Moving Time Slots to be more "Kid Friendly":icon_roll:icon_roll

ECW Moving Timeslots In September, Raw/ECW Merger Update
07/28/2008 by Chris Cash

Thanks to PWInsider.com for the following: As of September 30th, 2008, ECW will be moved up one hour to 9:00 EST on Tuesdays. The reported reason is due to the WWE making all of their television programming PG rated.

As we reported here on the site, the planned merger between the Raw and ECW brands has been dropped. This is due to the hectic schedule they already have on Mondays for the Raw tapings. Adding ECW would make it that much harder and more stressful. Additionally, Raw has a lot deeper roster which would not allow ECW superstars as much room on house shows as they do currently with Smackdown.

[Vyce]

GOD I seriously hope that doesnt happen.

I hope it does. There's probably no one I despise more on the roster than Taker.

[O&APartyRock24]

Stephanie and Hunter have their second daughter-
Stephanie McMahon & Triple H 2nd Daughter Born


Written by: Cornelius Wilson - July 28th, 2008

Congratulations to Stephanie McMahon and her husband Triple H, as they welcomed their second daughter into the world. Stephanie gave birth to their first child, Aurora Rose Levesque, in July 2006.

[O&APartyRock24]

Who's In for tonight?

[Stormrider666]

I'm in.

[RMM46]

In.

[Bagel Lord]

I am on my way to work, so I am out for tonight.

[WhiteHonkyDevil]

I am on my way to work, so I am out for tonight.

Shut up, cunt. :action-sm


I's in. Complete with half gallon of whiskey and cheap store-brand cola.

[O&APartyRock24]

booo cheap pop for Batista

[Stormrider666]

booo cheap pop for Batista

Everybody deserves the hometown discount when it comes to being cheered.

[O&APartyRock24]

Regal as GM again

[Stormrider666]

Regal as GM again

That would be the obvious pick.

However, I'm going to make a dark horse one:

Ric Flair

[Aizazzle]

I'm late, but in.

I turned it on time to see Shane O Mac's money dance, and I marked out.

The GM has to be Regal.

[Steam]

That would be the obvious pick.

However, I'm going to make a dark horse one:

Ric Flair

I'm going even darker:

Daniel Benoit

[WhiteHonkyDevil]

I'm late, but in.

I turned it on time to see Shane O Mac's money dance, and I marked out.

The GM has to be Regal.

Probably, but I REALLY like the idea of Flair.

Fuck it..bring back Foley...best GM evar. Of course, that usually had to to with Team Angle, though.

[Stormrider666]

That new History Channel looks pretty sweet. Its about time History got back to the business of well, history.

[WhiteHonkyDevil]

That new History Channel looks pretty sweet. Its about time History got back to the business of well, history.

You referring to the Jurassic Fight Club?

I thought that was an ad for a new Primal Rage game.

[Redding]

batista stinks hes stuttering like crazy tonight

[Redding]

batista vs cena yaaawwwnnn

[Redding]

Washing-de-ton DC?


HERE COMES THE MOOOONNNNEEEEYYYY!!!!!!

[Steam]

Santino is up here.







Most of the roster is down here.

[Stormrider666]

You referring to the Jurassic Fight Club?

I thought that was an ad for a new Primal Rage game.

Yeah that's the one. Hey as long its not about truckers or ax men, I'll be watching.

Fucking Santino rules. Oh whatever rock they found D-Lo Brown under, the WWE needs to put him back there.

[WhiteHonkyDevil]

At least Santino's a jobber with a good gimmick. He and Beth need to just constantly lose mix tagged matches, start fighting and just maul each other mid argument.

[Steam]

batista vs cena yaaawwwnnn

But but but, they've never fought one on one before (I'm sure in WWE since they probably went at it in OVW).

That has been a match we've all been clamoring for since that disputed Royal Rumble finish back in 2005 or whenever the fuck it was. Am I right, people?

[WhiteHonkyDevil]

batista stinks hes stuttering like crazy tonight

Nerves. Hometown crowd and all.

[O&APartyRock24]

Last week at when i was at Raw this guy sitting next to me was just ragging on Beth, he started a "your a man" chant and also when Santino and Beth kissed he yelled "You're kissing a man" and also someone had a sign that said Chyna 2.0

[Steam]

Fucking Santino rules. Oh whatever rock they found D-Lo Brown under, the WWE needs to put him back there.

Fuck no. Paralyzing Droz aside, D-Lo has always been a solid worker, which is something they can always use for the mid-card.

[WhiteHonkyDevil]

That's awesome. I officially love this storyline.

[Steam]

Last week at when i was at Raw this guy sitting next to me was just ragging on Beth, he started a "your a man" chant and also when Santino and Beth kissed he yelled "You're kissing a man" and also someone had a sign that said Chyna 2.0

Hahahhaha, that's just terrific.

Did I miss the memo that I should give a shit?

:rolleyes:

:action-sm

[Aizazzle]

Beth forcing Santino to kiss her is hotter than last week :icon_eek:

[Stormrider666]

Fuck no. Paralyzing Droz aside, D-Lo has always been a solid worker, which is something they can always use for the mid-card.

I was never a big D-Lo fan, but I'll take your word for it, if he is a solid worker.

Oh and I want to thank Jenny McCarthy for giving me a reason not to watch Saturday Night's Main Event.

[Stormrider666]

Beth forcing Santino to kiss her is hotter than last week :icon_eek:

Everything about Beth is just plain hot.

[WhiteHonkyDevil]

What was Shane saying on the phone? I couldn't hear shit.

[O&APartyRock24]

If Him and Jerry win I'm going to be pissed

[Stormrider666]

What was Shane saying on the phone? I couldn't hear shit.

something about the new GM making changes. Oh and isn't this match about 4 weeks too early.

[Perch1019]

and with that, this RAW comes to a screetching halt.

Anyone know where I can get Shane-O-Macs ring tone other then WWE Mobile?

[WhiteHonkyDevil]

and with that, this RAW comes to a screetching halt.

Anyone know where I can get Shane-O-Macs ring tone other then WWE Mobile?

What was it?

[atxklown]

both announcers fighting? If the new GM is Coachman that isn't special.

[Stormrider666]

both announcers fighting? If the new GM is Coachman that isn't special.

Its Regal then, I don't see Flair making that kind of decision.

Or is it Ted Dibiase Sr.?

[O&APartyRock24]

both announcers fighting? If the new GM is Coachman that isn't special.

Coach is leaving to work for ESPN. I doubt its the coach