WWE-July 2008 Thread!

[Kugzilla]

Watching RAW on DVR now...CM Punk is champ. What a way to start July.

[Flea_Man]

Punk fucking rules all.

[Kugzilla]

Strap a rocket to him and go.

Here's hoping they don't frack it up.

[flyerfan116]

ok missed raw last night and i'm at work so i can't get on wrestling sites...what the hell happened? how did CM Punk become champ? World Champ or WWE Champ?

[Jimmy's Dignity]

http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/7623/punkhp0.jpg

[jimmyslostchin]

ok missed raw last night and i'm at work so i can't get on wrestling sites...what the hell happened? how did CM Punk become champ? World Champ or WWE Champ?

Cliffs Notes Version:

JR was giving his farewell to Raw speech. Edge comes in and acts like Edge. Edges little friends(Damnit forgot their names) escort JR out. Edge insults Raw/Oklahoma City. Batista comes out. Gets in Edge's face. Beats snot out of Edge. CM Punk comes out with a ref as Edge is laying in ring. CM Punk cashes in $ in the bank. Punk gives Edge go to sleep. Punk wins World Heavyweight title.

[jimmyslostchin]

Strap a rocket to him and go.

Here's hoping they don't frack it up.

They started out on the right track, the end of Raw last night was pretty entertaining with the title defense and then Cena and Crime Tyme beating up JR's "security."

[Reaper G]

Major mark out moment!

The Punk-Samoa Joe trilogy from ROH is now officially significant in wrestling history.

[flyerfan116]

Cliffs Notes Version:

JR was giving his farewell to Raw speech. Edge comes in and acts like Edge. Edges little friends(Damnit forgot their names) escort JR out. Edge insults Raw/Oklahoma City. Batista comes out. Gets in Edge's face. Beats snot out of Edge. CM Punk comes out with a ref as Edge is laying in ring. CM Punk cashes in $ in the bank. Punk gives Edge go to sleep. Punk wins World Heavyweight title.

wow ...that is awesome..nice swerve and IT MAKES SENSE. Why wouldn't the MITB holder use the most opportune moment? well done

[Aizazzle]

http://www.yousportz.com/watch/17477e457f6a468a2d6d/Monday-Night-Raw---06.30-08---Part-2

I have watched this 8 times in rapid duccession, and I still haven't gotten bored of. In fact, everytime I hear "Punk wins" "Punk wins" "Punk wins", I'm practically giddy with excitement.

[Hornswoggle]

do you believe in miracles?

[commish13]

http://www.fanoff.com/blog/index.php?subaction=showcomments&id=1214936404

RAW Report. Read that shit.

[Hornswoggle]

http://www.fanoff.com/blog/index.php?subaction=showcomments&id=1214936404

RAW Report. Read that shit.

im really sorry!
- I'll note at this point that I didn't get a chance to see RAW live, and the first thing I saw when I came back to my computer was a message from somebody saying "CM Punk is the World Champion!"

[mikeybot]

I might have to learn how to make an animated gif because of that.

[Kugzilla]

Honestly, this was one of the first times in a long time that RAW was absolutely must-watch.

[Aizazzle]

Honestly, this was one of the first times in a long time that RAW was absolutely must-watch.

Sucks for the people who didn't watch it live...

Steam
Party Rock
JD
You

and the rest...

BTW thanks for the new avatar again..

[mikeybot]

Sucks for the people who didn't watch it live...

Steam
Party Rock
JD
You

and the rest...

BTW thanks for the new avatar again..

WTF? Not mentioning me? Ass!

[ratedRsuperstar]

i haven't watched in a while and

HHH on SD? ooook
punk champ, nice. and on raw?
kennedy went back to SD?
orton injured?
jr's gone?

and most importantly,

hornswaggle, have you had a birfday yet?

[commish13]

JR's not gone, just on SmackDown.

[Hornswoggle]

and most importantly,

hornswaggle, have you had a birfday yet?

nope not yet:icon_cry:

[Aizazzle]

WTF? Not mentioning me? Ass!

I thought you were watching it live, as you were in the live Raw thread.

Forgive me, I shall include you in this list of losers

Steam
Party Rock
JD
Kugzilla
Mikeybot
Rated R Superstar
Commish

[commish13]

I dunno that I'd call myself a loser. I slept through the first hour and a half of the show, then played Smash Brothers, No Mercy and Mario Party until 2AM with my friends.

It was awesome.

[flyerfan116]

I dunno that I'd call myself a loser. I slept through the first hour and a half of the show, then played Smash Brothers, No Mercy and Mario Party until 2AM with my friends.

It was awesome.

Actually...

Wiktionary.org


loser (plural losers)

1. A person who sleeps odd hours, and plays Smash Brothers, No Mercy and Mario Party with his 'friends'



just sayin'

[mikeybot]

Just watched it finally. Holy shit was that awesome. Granted I knew it was coming, but I got fucking goosebumps when Punk's music hit.
Totally marked out.

(I was working last night so missed it)

[topher520]

Punk Winning was great, but I hate the way they do it sometimes. Its basically saying that he couldnt win without someone else beating Edges ass first so that he can slip in with the win.

[Kugzilla]

Punk Winning was great, but I hate the way they do it sometimes. Its basically saying that he couldnt win without someone else beating Edges ass first so that he can slip in with the win.

That's how Edge won his first title. It all depends how they book him now. If they give him a chance to be strong, which he was all throughout the show last night, he'll be a top guy.

They've got something special in Punk, and I really hope they make this a start of being in the business of creating stars.

[Stormrider666]

I share in everybody else's joy about CM Punk winning the title last night. Although, I wasn't ready to jump for joy, until the program went off the air, with Punk still holding the title. Its funny, with CM Punk as the champion, Kofi holding the IC title, and Rhodes/Dibiase being the tag team champs, the model that should have been used for ECW, is being used on Raw.

Cena with Crime Time, I think the WWE must be reading Wackbag's Booking Thread.

[topher520]

I share in everybody else's joy about CM Punk winning the title last night. Although, I wasn't ready to jump for joy, until the program went off the air, with Punk still holding the title. Its funny, with CM Punk as the champion, Kofi holding the IC title, and Rhodes/Dibiase being the tag team champs, the model that should have been used for ECW, is being used on Raw.

Cena with Crime Time, I think the WWE must be reading Wackbag's Booking Thread.

I agree about the ECW thing 100 %, but the whole Rhodes/Dibiase thing they need to kill quick. That match sucked and you could hear Crickets when they cut there promos last night. I kinda felt bad for them because they thought it was this HUGE thing and ended up being just 2 guys with Ledgendary Dads who built a tag team 20 years later. Just because you have someones last name doenst make you good.

Remember David Flair?

[Stormrider666]

I agree about the ECW thing 100 %, but the whole Rhodes/Dibiase thing they need to kill quick. That match sucked and you could hear Crickets when they cut there promos last night. I kinda felt bad for them because they thought it was this HUGE thing and ended up being just 2 guys with Ledgendary Dads who built a tag team 20 years later. Just because you have someones last name doenst make you good.

Remember David Flair?

To be fair, that match probably would have been more interesting if Rhodes/Dibiase weren't facing two jobbers. As for the comparison to David Flair, at least the other two guys actually look like they belong in a wrestling ring.

[commish13]

The crowd actually began to get into the promo at the end. You can't expect the crowd to be going crazy for them immediately, though. You're being unbelievably too hard on them, Topher. Cody has been on the roster for about 8 months, and all he's ever done up to this point is team with Bob Holly and wrestle a bunch of other not over tag teams with no storylines. All DiBiase has done so far is pull a swerve on Bob Holly, who nobody cares about.

That's not going to get ANYBODY heat, no matter who they are. Give them some time to actually do something interesting against somebody interesting.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I flipped it on right as Punk's arms were raised after beating Edge...I had to shoot Mark a text to see if it actually happened. All night I was expecting an Earl Hebner moment, where Edge complained and the title went back to him

I watched it in its entirety this afternoon, knowing what was going to happen, and I still got goosebumps

[Kugzilla]

And the ratings were up on this broadcast according to PWInsider.com

People just might be interested after the draft, and as the number went up as the night went on, at the very least, it was a good week for WWE and CM Punk.

[Aizazzle]

And the ratings were up on this broadcast according to PWInsider.com

People just might be interested after the draft, and as the number went up as the night went on, at the very least, it was a good week for WWE and CM Punk.

God, am I happy for Punk. If the show gets good ratings, with Punk being champion. Maybe Vince will let him carry the strap for a bit longer.

Oh and watching ECW. I want to congratulate Mark Henry for winning the ECW Championship, on his own merit. Oh wait, you only won because the WWE had to cover their asses after an idiot ran his mouth.

And this opening segement isn't half bad.

[Kugzilla]

Haven't watched ECW yet, but Mark Henry has been an entertaining monster for a while, except when he's been out injured, which has been somewhat regular.

Say this about Henry, he signed a huge deal after teh Olympics, and they've saddled him with a lot of crappy gimmicks and roles to play...and the guy comes to work and does his job. If he stays healthy, he could be a fun monster on ECW.

It's not like he gets paid more to carry the belt...least not that belt.

Plus-Henry gives a decent promo. And next to "Biscuits and Gravy" he may have around the coolest music in WWE.

[Kugzilla]

Overall, a decent ECW. Opening segment was ok. Tag match was fun. Atlas Ortiz is green, but I like them bringing up guys from FCW to work in ECW, which is after all a developmental territory with TV...

And I liked that they replayed the Punk title win. If they treat it like its important, that's a good thing.

Curious though-there is now only one belt on Smackdown...actually could be interesting what they do there....

[jimmyslostchin]

Overall, a decent ECW. Opening segment was ok. Tag match was fun. Atlas Ortiz is green, but I like them bringing up guys from FCW to work in ECW, which is after all a developmental territory with TV...

And I liked that they replayed the Punk title win. If they treat it like its important, that's a good thing.

Curious though-there is now only one belt on Smackdown...actually could be interesting what they do there....

Get ready for the big MVP/Edge/Triple H rivalry on SD.

[Hornswoggle]

ok im so confused about this but hey ASHLEYS GONE SWEET







Current WWE Diva Confirms Asking For Release From WWE
07/02/2008 by Chris Cash

Ashley Massaro has confirmed through her Myspace account that she has asked for a release from the WWE. She states that her daughter is sick and she simply can't do both. The following is the post she made today:

I have some thing to tell you guys and I wanted u 2 be the first 2 hear it...I tried very hard out of the respect I have for her privacy and not wanting her 2 be exposed in any negative light but I have a 7yr old daughter and I just found out 2day that she not well and I can't be on the road with WWE when my own flesh and blood needs me...I am a single parent trying 2 juggle taking care of my child and working my butt off for her and now at this point when she is sick and needs me home I have 2 make the decision 2 bow out of wwe for a while and take care of my daughter...I wish I could do both and that there were more ways 2 get everything done but with the severity of the situation I'm going 2 have 2 ask for an early release for now...I may be back if she gets better...please keep her in your prayers...I love the wwe...I love all the talent that works there and most of all I love all the fans...thanks for always being so supportive...so this is me taking a bow and stepping out of the lime light right now to take care of my family...stick with me guys cause I will be back somewhere some how when this is all over...thanks for all your love and support and I'm sorry 2 be the bearer of bad news...thanks and good night my punks...stick with me ill see you soon
Xoxo
Dirty Dirty"
so this has nothing to do with being a high price call girl?

[Hornswoggle]

odd thing is when her name was brought up in the hooker sting her blogs were magically not filled with 2days and 2morrows but her daughter is sick and she has to write cute?

[Loser In Life]

ok im so confused about this but hey ASHLEYS GONE SWEET







Current WWE Diva Confirms Asking For Release From WWE
07/02/2008 by Chris Cash

Ashley Massaro has confirmed through her Myspace account that she has asked for a release from the WWE. She states that her daughter is sick and she simply can't do both. The following is the post she made today:

I have some thing to tell you guys and I wanted u 2 be the first 2 hear it...I tried very hard out of the respect I have for her privacy and not wanting her 2 be exposed in any negative light but I have a 7yr old daughter and I just found out 2day that she not well and I can't be on the road with WWE when my own flesh and blood needs me...I am a single parent trying 2 juggle taking care of my child and working my butt off for her and now at this point when she is sick and needs me home I have 2 make the decision 2 bow out of wwe for a while and take care of my daughter...I wish I could do both and that there were more ways 2 get everything done but with the severity of the situation I'm going 2 have 2 ask for an early release for now...I may be back if she gets better...please keep her in your prayers...I love the wwe...I love all the talent that works there and most of all I love all the fans...thanks for always being so supportive...so this is me taking a bow and stepping out of the lime light right now to take care of my family...stick with me guys cause I will be back somewhere some how when this is all over...thanks for all your love and support and I'm sorry 2 be the bearer of bad news...thanks and good night my punks...stick with me ill see you soon
Xoxo
Dirty Dirty"
so this has nothing to do with being a high price call girl?



Au revoir cunt.

[Hornswoggle]

Au revoir cunt.

sig!

[Bagel Lord]

i juat have to say that I fucking love the way Raw is building up the younger stars. Punk as world champ, Kofi as IC champ. Dibiase and Rhodes as tag champs. It makes me happy in the pants. :)

[CM Mark]

I'm working on it myself, since I think I can do it, but if anyone else can get the audio of PUNK WINS! PUNK WINS! PUNK WINS as a ringtone, please hook a brother up

[CM Mark]

Got it for myself. I got three different Punk Tones. One is Lillian calling his victory, one is JR doing the Punk Wins Punk Wins, Punk Wins, and the third is both. If anyone wants them, shoot me an email at cmmarkwb@gmail.com and request which one you want. I'm too lazy to host them. I'll get them to you as soon as I can

[jimmyjimjimz]

Oh and watching ECW. I want to congratulate Mark Henry for winning the ECW Championship, on his own merit. Oh wait, you only won because the WWE had to cover their asses after an idiot ran his mouth.


Does anyone realize that ever since ECW came back, basically every title change happened because of controversy?

Big Show beat RVD because RVD got suspended for getting arrested for smoking weed with Sabu

Bobby Lashley beat Big Show because Big Sow wanted out of his contract

Then, Vince won the title basically to rub it in Paul Heyman's face that he runs ECW now

Lashley beat Vince, which wasn't really controversial, but most of the title changes were.

Vince took the title from Bobby Lashley because he went to Raw, and because Bobby Lashley helped Vince become a bald billionare

John Morrison won the title cause Chris Benoit went and killed his family, and then himself.

CM Punk beat John Morrison because he got suspended after everyone bought drugs online.

Chavo beat CM Punk, I can't remember why. Did CM Punk get suspended?

Kane beat Chavo cause Chavo was hanging out with TNA guys during Wrestlemania weekend, and didn't Chavo get suspended?

and now
Mark Henry beat Kane cause Michael Hayes called him a n*gg*r

[mikeybot]

To my knowledge Punk has never been suspended. Perhaps they actually had the MiTB and the Draft title change scenario planned out that far back?
(Yes, I'm giving the WWE writing staff a LOT of credit)

[O&APartyRock24]

Okay i have to say wow i am pissed that i missed Raw this week.
I still have to watch Raw, i just got home so i will post my thoughts on Raw then but what i do have to say is, First i agree with Commish when he was talking about Ted and Cody, give them time and they will produce. Honestly what was the point in having at PPV with all titles up for grabs when only i think 3 changed hands?

I'm glad for Mark Henry, that he finally won a "major" title.

I am also happy for Kofi even though it meant that Y2J had to lose the belt.

Then i agree with what everyone else has said about CM Punk, it is great that he finally won the big one.

Monday afternoon i was reading im my hotel room and i thought since i new the outcome of the PPV that Punk was going to cash in soon because Raw didnt have a major belt at the time but i didnt get a chance to post it.

It is damn nice to be back even though it will be short lived because I'm headed out again on Sunday this time for two weeks....:icon_roll but i will try and get to a computer.

It is also Damn Nice to have CM Punk as our World Heavyweight Champion

[O&APartyRock24]

I thought that people would enjoy this list and it would spark conversation, and its also sticking with the CM Punk Theme.

Top Ten Title Wins-
http://www.ugo.com/sports/top-title-wins/

1. CM Punk
2. Styles Wins X title
3. HBK Wins in the Elimination Chamber
4. Ultimate Warrior defeats the Honky Tonk Man
5. Shane Douglas wins and refuses the NWA title
6. Goldberg Defeats Hollywood Hogan
7. Mankind Defeats the Rock to win the WWF Title
8. Edge and Christian win TLC II
9. Hulk Hogan Defeats the Iron Skeik
10. Benoit wins the belt at WM20
11. HBK Defeats Bret Hart
12. Ultimate Warrior Defeats Hogan

I also loved how Cryme Tyme was with Cena on Raw haha.
-----
Why Finlay was moved to ECW-
-- As noted earlier, Finlay was moved to ECW in last week's Supplemental Draft. Officials made the decision to move Finlay to ECW to help young wrestlers make the transition between developmental and the main roster what with his role as a wrestler/coach. The wrestler/coach role was originally earmarked for Chris Benoit last year, but the company had no one to take it over after his sudden suicide.

[Bagel Lord]

Ah, so it's Finley that should be put on suicide watch. I wonder if Hornswaggle will be smarter than Daniel and actually tap out?

[O&APartyRock24]

So i finally watched Raw and it was a really great Raw, i can only hope that they keep this up in the near future. CM Punk Winning gave me goosebumps and it was a great moment. I love it when the superstars show that raw emotion after they win a title.

As i posted earlier give Ted and Cody some time and they will produce i hope that they can really develop into top heels on Raw. I'm glad for Kofi, i just hope that this means that Y2J gets a world title shot soon, they can re-hash the Y2J vs. Punk Feud that they sort of had right after Wrestlemania.

Also this is for Mark, on the WWE Auction thing people are biding on a signed CM Punk Wresltemania Turnbuckle. So far it is up to $252.00 and the biding ends 7/6/08. I thought that people would be interested.
Link-
http://auction.wwe.com/cgi-bin/ncommerce3/ProductDisplay?prrfnbr=95449868&prmenbr=37460399&aunbr=95796578
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There is also a signed Ric Flair shirt, that is up to $102.00. I am really suprised by that because that is really low for a signed Ric Flair thing.
Link--
http://auction.wwe.com/cgi-bin/ncommerce3/ProductDisplay?prrfnbr=95481761&prmenbr=37460399&aunbr=95828471

[CM Mark]

So i finally watched Raw and it was a really great Raw, i can only hope that they keep this up in the near future. CM Punk Winning gave me goosebumps and it was a great moment. I love it when the superstars show that raw emotion after they win a title.

As i posted earlier give Ted and Cody some time and they will produce i hope that they can really develop into top heels on Raw. I'm glad for Kofi, i just hope that this means that Y2J gets a world title shot soon, they can re-hash the Y2J vs. Punk Feud that they sort of had right after Wrestlemania.

Also this is for Mark, on the WWE Auction thing people are biding on a signed CM Punk Wresltemania Turnbuckle. So far it is up to $252.00 and the biding ends 7/6/08. I thought that people would be interested.
Link-
http://auction.wwe.com/cgi-bin/ncommerce3/ProductDisplay?prrfnbr=95449868&prmenbr=37460399&aunbr=95796578
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There is also a signed Ric Flair shirt, that is up to $102.00. I am really suprised by that because that is really low for a signed Ric Flair thing.
Link--
http://auction.wwe.com/cgi-bin/ncommerce3/ProductDisplay?prrfnbr=95481761&prmenbr=37460399&aunbr=95828471

As much of a Ric Flair fan that I am, somehow it makes me happy that a CM Punk autograph is running higher than a Flair one.

[O&APartyRock24]

Spoilers for Smackdown- 7/4
WWE SmackDown Taping Results (07/04) *Spoilers*
07/01/2008 by Ryan Gray

WWE taped this week's edition of Friday Night SmackDown from the Tulsa Convention Center in Tulsa, Oklahoma. Special thanks to Wrestling News World Readers Andrew Aukerman, Katie, Shawn Bates and Tony Huffman for texting the following results. If you are attending a WWE event in the near future and would be interested in assisting us as a live correspondent, please email me.

Dark Match:
* Vladamir Kozlov b. Trevor Murdoch
Before the match, Murdoch sang God Bless America

SmackDown: (Airing Friday 07/04)
* Michael Cole comes out to ringside to say "goodbye" to SmackDown fans. Jim Ross interrupts him, and boots him out for being a Texas fan. Here comes Mick Foley.

* The show opens with Triple H in MVP's V.I.P Lounge. Hunter calls MVP a power ranger and shows the video of Edge losing the World Championship. He then says Edge got "Punked up."

* Edge comes out and says he is happy for his and Vickie's wedding. He says they should go to Las Vegas. I'm told Vickie is drawing a ton of heat, making it very hard to hear what is going on. Triple H interrupts by saying he would never sleep with Vickie but she is nicer looking than any other woman Edge has ever been with. Triple H vs. Edge is then set up for The Great American Bash pay-per-view later this month.

* Michelle McCool b. Victoria, Kelly Kelly, Maryse, & Cherry.
McCool will now face Natalya for the new diva championship title.

* Jesse & Festus b. Curt Hawkins & Zack Ryder
Festus got the pin for the win. After the match Edge comes to the ring and cleans house on Jesse & Festus.

* They cut to a video segment of Edge arguing with Vickie.

* Jeff Hardy b. John Morrison
I'm told Hardy got the win after hitting the Swanton.

* Umaga b. Funaki in a squash match.

* Matt Hardy b. Shelton Benjamin, Chavo Guerrero, & Ken Kennedy is in a fatal four way match to retain the United States Championship.

* Edge comes out and says this is a bunch of crab. He says he will be WWE Champion at The Great American Bash and goes on to say that he made Vickie, Ryder, and Hawkins what they were and no one likes him because he's a warrior.

Vickie comes out and Edge tells her the wedding is off.

Dark Main Event:
* Triple H & Big Show b. Mark Henry & Edge
Big Show makes fun of Edge and calls him a baby. Triple H helps Big Show. Edge walks out as Big Show & Triple H get the win.

also i read that the wwe will be working on a Batista DVD and it will formatted like John Cena's DVD.

[commish13]

Can you post just the match listing with no spoilers?

[O&APartyRock24]

Smackdown Matches-

-Cole has a goodbye segment

-MVP's VIP Lounge with HHH

-Michelle McCool vs. Victoria vs. Kelly Kelly vs. Maryse vs. Cherry- to face Natayla for the Divas championship

-Jesse and Festus vs. Hawkins and Ryder

-Edge and Vickie Promo

-Jeff Hardy vs. John Morrison

-Umaga vs. Funaki

Matt Hardy vs. Kennedy vs.Benjamin vs. Chavo

Another Edge and Vickie Promo

Dark Match---
HHH and Big Show def. Edge and Mark Henry
That better Commish...

[jimmyslostchin]

There is a LOT of hotness in that diva match.

[Hornswoggle]

There is a LOT of hotness in that diva match.

perv!

[Flea_Man]

perv!

wait you're a chick?

[Hornswoggle]

wait you're a chick?

you didn't know that?

[Aizazzle]

wait you're a chick?

an underage one, at that

[Stormrider666]

Does anyone realize that ever since ECW came back, basically every title change happened because of controversy?

Big Show beat RVD because RVD got suspended for getting arrested for smoking weed with Sabu

Bobby Lashley beat Big Show because Big Sow wanted out of his contract

Then, Vince won the title basically to rub it in Paul Heyman's face that he runs ECW now

Lashley beat Vince, which wasn't really controversial, but most of the title changes were.

Vince took the title from Bobby Lashley because he went to Raw, and because Bobby Lashley helped Vince become a bald billionare

John Morrison won the title cause Chris Benoit went and killed his family, and then himself.

CM Punk beat John Morrison because he got suspended after everyone bought drugs online.

Chavo beat CM Punk, I can't remember why. Did CM Punk get suspended?

Kane beat Chavo cause Chavo was hanging out with TNA guys during Wrestlemania weekend, and didn't Chavo get suspended?

and now
Mark Henry beat Kane cause Michael Hayes called him a n*gg*r

I don't think Mark Henry won the title because of the Hayes incident. I have never understood the fascination that the WWE has had with Mark Henry. However, you can't deny the fact that guy has been with the company long enough, that he should get a run with a major title.

Oh CM Punk wasn't suspended, I think him dropping the ECW title was preparing him for his eventual drafting to another brand.

[O&APartyRock24]

Here you go everyone CM Punk Images---
http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj60/ONAPR24/x.gif

http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj60/ONAPR24/a4v21d-1.png
http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj60/ONAPR24/cmpunkps0.png
http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj60/ONAPR24/punkchampsig.jpg
http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj60/ONAPR24/punkgts.png

[WhiteHonkyDevil]

Here you go everyone CM Punk Images---
http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj60/ONAPR24/x.gif

http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj60/ONAPR24/a4v21d-1.png
http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj60/ONAPR24/cmpunkps0.png
http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj60/ONAPR24/punkchampsig.jpg
http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj60/ONAPR24/punkgts.png


That's about the gayest gif I've ever seen. It should have a counter going, and if you reach 100 run-throughs, a popup should appear declaring you a faggot.

[jimmyslostchin]

perv!

Duh! I'm an O&A/R&F fan talking about wrestling on wackbag. Of course I'm a perv.

[RMM46]

Anybody see this ad?

Vince will be pissed! That should say, "Sports Entertainer", not "Professional Wrestler"!

http://content.yieldmanager.edgesuite.net/atoms/00/ed/06/df/00ed06dfc29e1f0ba2b1bc02ad9e8e60.jpg

[CM Mark]

Here you go everyone CM Punk Images---
http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj60/ONAPR24/x.gif

http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj60/ONAPR24/a4v21d-1.png
http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj60/ONAPR24/cmpunkps0.png
http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj60/ONAPR24/punkchampsig.jpg
http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj60/ONAPR24/punkgts.png


A full color version of the bottom picture is the wallpaper on my cellphone.

[O&APartyRock24]

Kennedy news and hot Mickie article

-- Mr. Kennedy isn't expected to get much of a push despite his move back to SmackDown, reports the Wrestling Observer Newsletter. The feeling is that he'll continue to tread water and pretty much stay in the same position he's been treading on Raw during the past year.

-- The latest issue of WWE Magazine has an interview with Women's Champion Mickie James. They asked her if she ever thought about locking lips with Beth Phoenix the way she did with Trish Stratus a few years ago. Mickie said, "I thought about it. In fact, it seemed to me like Beth was the one playing games. Playing mindgames with her could've been dangerous because she's so mentally tough. And, while she's definitely beautiful, she's just not my type. I don't know if I'd want to give her a long kiss goodnight." When asked about the rumors of her doing a clothing line, Mickie says that a lot of the manufactured clothes don't fit her too well and that she has to buy bigger jeans to fit over hips. "Right now, all I have is two outfits made. I'm shooting for eight. It's in the beginning stages, but it's cool because I own these products and can shop to manufacturers. I find it hard to buy clothes -- they just don't fit me. I'm not tall, and I have a small waist, but I have to get jeans that are bigger to fit over my hips. A lot of girls are like that. Everybody isn't shaped the same. I've got all these crazy ideas and eventually I'd like to do guys' stuff too." Mickie also talks about the "worst feeling" in a match being a wardrobe malfunction, which appears to indirectly explain the reason why she stopped wrestling in short skirts a little over a year ago. She's asked about her favorite wrestling outfit. Mickie says, "I love my denim outfit because it's so comfortable, and I feel cool wearing. I loved the blue and orange one with rhinestones and flowers on the bottom. The pants were a little too big for me and they kept slipping. That's the worst feeling when you're in a match and you know there's nothing you can do about a wardrobe malfunction." They also ask her, "Which Diva's fingerprints would you expect to find on the knife that stabs you in the back?" Mickie replies, "Michelle McCool's. Being on SmackDown, she hasn't had a shot at the Women's Title yet. She's hungry. Or maybe even my dear friend Candice. She'd been out with an injury -- an injury that actually cost her a title match. She definitely wants her shot. But when I'm a Champion, I'm a fighting Champion. So I say, "Bring it on."

[commish13]

Anybody see this ad?

Vince will be pissed! That should say, "Sports Entertainer", not "Professional Wrestler"!

http://content.yieldmanager.edgesuite.net/atoms/00/ed/06/df/00ed06dfc29e1f0ba2b1bc02ad9e8e60.jpg

These have been around for a long while now. Him, Dreamer and Jimmy Hart all have gotten the treatment. They're also in the infomercials that run.

[RMM46]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/wrestling/heyman/article1377976.ece

Edge is WWE's brightest star

By PAUL HEYMAN

Published: 03 Jul 2008

There's a tangible buzz surrounding World Wrestling Entertainment programming right now. They're shaking things up.

Major talent has switched brands, creating the opportunity for new storylines, new matches, new rivalries, new concepts, new everything.

Young talent is getting the exhilarating "sink or swim" chance to be involved in major moments, participate in the focal points of the show, and even ... perhaps ... break through into the top tier.

Just look at the title holders on Raw at the moment. CM Punk is the Raw world champion. Kofi Kingston is the intercontinental champion. Ted DiBiase and Cody Rhodes are the tag team champions.

While "new" for the sake of "new" is not good, the statement being made by WWE to its audience is: "We're taking chances, we're trying new things, we're giving the ball to new players and seeing who scores."

Smackdown, where you can see the best tag team in the industry today - Miz and John Morrison - has seen a huge influx of main event talent.

Jeff Hardy, who continues to tickle the main event ivories, is now on Smackdown. Mr Kennedy, who has everything it takes to be a WrestleMania main eventer, is going to announce his name twice on the Smackdown brand.

And while Smackdown brings aboard the best announcer in the business in Jim Ross, still presents Miz and Morrison, gains the services of the most dedicated Diva from Monday Nights in Maria, and still retains The Undertaker, the brand now has HHH as the WWE Champion as well.

Not a bad pickup for a show headed to a new American broadcast network this autumn.

But if you watched Monday Night Raw this week, and saw the memorable series of events that ended with Punk as the new champion, then you witnessed a perfect example of star power at its finest.

Jim Ross was emotional and gracious in his speech. Batista looked like the "Animal" he is supposed to be. Punk played his role exactly the way he should, and the audience ate up every moment of it.

And the proverbial "straw that stirred the drink," the centrepiece of this superb 20 minutes of television was the single best heel WWE has on the active roster, Adam "Edge" Copeland.

A phenomenal worker with rock star looks, Copeland knows how to present the "Edge" character so no one has the inclination to cheer him.

His charisma alone could carry an entire show - and, bluntly, he's had Smackdown on his shoulders for longer than most people realize - but Copeland's portrayal of the scheming, manipulative, opportunistic Edge is played in such a way that you simply want to see him get beat or perhaps more importantly, beat up.

His heat is so grand, you don't just want to see him get beat up, you need to see it. You have to see it. You crave that moment. You'll even PAY for it.

On Monday night, Edge came out with Hawkins and Ryder.

The high-tech, pyro-enhanced entrance elicited a great heel reaction from the crowd. The way Edge "psychs himself up" before coming down to the ring is played up with exaggerated facial expressions and cockiness, but it's very real within the persona he presents.

And people get their blood up just watching up pump himself up.

Edge's heel promo on Jim Ross was delivered with such conviction, the viewer at home felt the angst of the live crowd worrying that once again, Good Ol' JR was going to get slapped around in Oklahoma.

Edge's range was amazing, too. From the frothing-at-the-mouth-anticipation of JR screaming "Edge wins! Edge wins! Edge wins!" to the envisioned-orgasm as he described "the love of my life" - dramatic pause, then emphasis - "Vickie Guerrero," Edge's promo was, as they say, one for the ages.

He had such heel heat by the time he punked out everyone from Ross to Undertaker to the Raw program itself, people were salivating at the mere thought that someone, somehow, someday would just smash this bastard.

Batista came out and delivered a ferocious beating to Edge, and the live audience came unglued.

No amount of punishment would truly serve justice. Edge deserved a heinous beating, and that's exactly what Big Dave delivered.

Only one Terry Funk-like swing and a miss from Edge, and the rest of the physicality was Batista annihilating the world champion.

So when Batista drove Edge's battered body into the canvas with the Batista Bomb, the audience was satisfied, right? The desire to see Edge get his due, suffer his fate, was fulfilled, of course. Wasn't it?

Not a chance. Edge's heat was still intact. That says something about the way he set that heat, the intensity with which he got the audience to believe in his character, to live that moment with him.

Edge, barely conscious, a pulverized quivering lump lying on the canvas, was still worthy of the audience's desire to see something bad happen to that character.

And for that character, things went from bad to worse when " Mr Money in the Bank" CM Punk came out, and hoisted Edge up on his shoulders for that fateful moment before hitting the GTS.

You could see live crowd going nuts not only because they knew history was about to be made, but because they simply wanted to see Edge get smashed in the face again. For Adam Copeland, this is everything he worked for.

This is when the heel gives of himself and MAKES a babyface.

Punk wins! Punk wins! Punk wins!

And just as importantly, Edge loses. See, that's the part that Adam Copeland understands better than anyone else in the industry today.

He's the best heel in the world, because even though he didn't touch one person, he had scorching heat on Monday night.

He didn't slap JR. He didn't shove down Lilian Garcia. He didn't set fire to a Sooners flag. He didn't do anything but deliver a heel promo like a true villain should.

And he had such heat for his words and the manner in which he presented them, that a beating from Batista, and the subsequent loss of his world title didn't even begin to take that heat off of him.

The beaten, battered, humiliated, and no-longer-champion Edge is still the main event heel on Smackdown, and he should be.

People are still clamouring for him to get beat ... or beat up.

When fans talk about the upcoming WWE Title Match at the Great American Bash between Edge and HHH, they actually start fantasizing about the beating Edge might take, or how cool it would be if HHH uses the sledgehammer.

Or if Edge were about to beat HHH somehow, and Undertaker would make his return.

All sorts of scenarios are running through people's minds. People are excited when they talk about Edge. Fans are only too happy to imagine the next defeat or humiliation that will befall wrestling's most hated man.

In about three to six months, when you look back on the 2008 WWE Draft, ask yourself: "What was the most significant move of the draft this year?"

Was it HHH to Smackdown? Was it Batista to Raw? Was it Jim Ross and Michael Cole switching roles? Was it CM Punk being moved to Raw with the Money In the Bank yet to be cashed in?

Perhaps, in a few months, when all the moves have settled in, and WWE starts pushing WrestleMania to the forefront, I think we'll realize the most significant move -especially for Smackdown - of the 2008 roster overhaul was the move that didn't happen.

Edge stayed right where he was.

Smackdown retained its greatest asset.

The single best heel in sports entertainment, with money matches against Undertaker, HHH, Jeff Hardy, Mr Kennedy, and anyone else he steps in the ring with, continued on his journey to the WWE Hall of Fame.

And the ultimate beneficiary of the "non-move" was the show that has been built on his heat.

Adam Copeland is the brightest superstar in World Wrestling Entertainment today.

That is his Edge.

[Bagel Lord]

I have to agree with every word in that Edge article. Edge really is the best heel in the business today.

[commish13]

I saw the Heyman thing on another board, and this was my response there:

I disagree. Edge has very little range. He has "gritting his teeth and talking through them", "wide-eyed and scared crapless" and "smarmy, overconfident worm". Plus, he does the same thing to show both frustration and anticipation. He strains his face and harshly runs his hands through his hair.

Edge is good. He's real good. And I'm a big fan of him and I want him to do nothing but continue to succeed. But he's not the immense wealth of talent everybody thinks he is. The honest truth is that he got lucky.

He was pretty much floundering around in the mid-card with nothing going for him. WWE gave him a shot by giving him the MITB, but he was still a mid-card act wrestling other mid-card acts. Then, his actions behind the scenes (cheating on his wife with his former best friend's girlfriend of 6 years) ended up getting Matt Hardy fired. Because of this, the fans went crazy, pissed, in real life, at both Edge and Lita. So to capitalize on this set of unlikely circumstances, they put Edge and Lita together on television and made a real life betrayal into a storyline.

That's what got Edge over huge. And then once that storyline was over with, Edge went on to spend an entire year feuding with the top star in the company, John Cena. Again, a hell of a way to keep your heat up. And THEN, thanks to Mr. Kennedy's injury, Edge got another lucky break and got pushed into a feud with Undertaker and Batista, the two most over guys on the other brand, also the other two most over guys in the entire company.

And now he's paired up with Vickie Guerrero, who has become the most hated heel in the entire company.

Edge's career as a main eventer adds up to being a bunch of lucky breaks in which somebody else was a victim, and he benefited from it. And on top of that, he's been able to leech heat from a bunch of people who were substantially more over than he was.

Like I said above, I'm not denying that Edge deserves to be where he is. He absolutely does. He's always been very good, and he does have the ability to be a top guy in the company. He's just not as good as everybody thinks he is. He's just one of the luckiest guys ever.

[Aizazzle]

A fantastic column by Heyman, I found myself nodding my head, with some of his points. He is a pretty good writer, as well. However, the WWE writing team does deserve some the credit that Heyman is giving to Edge. If it wasn't for Vickie, then Edge wouldn't be drawing this much heat. The WWE writing team built Vicke up, and subsequently some of the heat for Edge, but Paulie couldn't point that one out, could he?

Edit:
Commish got to the Vickie point first, and the Lita/Hardy/Edge, ah well. I do kinda disagree with Edge being where he is here, completely, because of lucky breaks

[O&APartyRock24]

I saw the Heyman thing on another board, and this was my response there:

I disagree. Edge has very little range. He has "gritting his teeth and talking through them", "wide-eyed and scared crapless" and "smarmy, overconfident worm". Plus, he does the same thing to show both frustration and anticipation. He strains his face and harshly runs his hands through his hair.

Edge is good. He's real good. And I'm a big fan of him and I want him to do nothing but continue to succeed. But he's not the immense wealth of talent everybody thinks he is. The honest truth is that he got lucky.

He was pretty much floundering around in the mid-card with nothing going for him. WWE gave him a shot by giving him the MITB, but he was still a mid-card act wrestling other mid-card acts. Then, his actions behind the scenes (cheating on his wife with his former best friend's girlfriend of 6 years) ended up getting Matt Hardy fired. Because of this, the fans went crazy, pissed, in real life, at both Edge and Lita. So to capitalize on this set of unlikely circumstances, they put Edge and Lita together on television and made a real life betrayal into a storyline.

That's what got Edge over huge. And then once that storyline was over with, Edge went on to spend an entire year feuding with the top star in the company, John Cena. Again, a hell of a way to keep your heat up. And THEN, thanks to Mr. Kennedy's injury, Edge got another lucky break and got pushed into a feud with Undertaker and Batista, the two most over guys on the other brand, also the other two most over guys in the entire company.

And now he's paired up with Vickie Guerrero, who has become the most hated heel in the entire company.

Edge's career as a main eventer adds up to being a bunch of lucky breaks in which somebody else was a victim, and he benefited from it. And on top of that, he's been able to leech heat from a bunch of people who were substantially more over than he was.

Like I said above, I'm not denying that Edge deserves to be where he is. He absolutely does. He's always been very good, and he does have the ability to be a top guy in the company. He's just not as good as everybody thinks he is. He's just one of the luckiest guys ever.

YOu are totally wrong Edge is the top Heel in the WWE today and Heyman's comments and what he wrote was 100% true. As for what you said the "Lucky breaks" so it was a lucky break when he beat Taker for the belt not counting the times when he cashes in MITB. How about when he Beat RVD for the belt yes i know the whole drug thing but, they wouldnt have given him the belt if they didnt have confidence in him to do so and produce....which he did.
His programs with Cena
His program/s with Taker, Batista
All of those main event feuds.
Edge produces in every match that he is in Wrestlemania, TLC matches or Smackdown matches he produces every time and he has earned his spot atop the WWE
Commish your totally off on this one

And i also have to say, Paul E. is a damn great writer, i wish i could right like that. And i agree with everything Heyman had to say in that Article.

[Aizazzle]

And i also have to say, Paul E. is a damn great writer, i wish i could right like that.

You just wish you could write like him, so you you could get better grades on your writing assignments. Well I will help you get there

1st Tip

You are supposed to capitalize I

[O&APartyRock24]

You just wish you could write like him, so you you could get better grades on your writing assignments. Well I will help you get there

1st Tip

You are supposed to capitalize I

Actually for once your right lol, I missed out on honors because of my writing I had the grade to get into the class but my teacher said no because of my writing lol.

And I know that about capitalizing lol

Keeping with the theme of articles-

Lance Storms thoughts on the "Ring of Hell" book about Chris Benoit---
http://www.stormwrestling.com/063008.html

[mikeybot]

Can anyone give me a quick how to on making animated gifs from videos?
I want to make one of Punk hitting Edge with the GTS.

[Steam]

I posted this in the June thread before realizing that I'm an asshole:

I'm not going to go back and read over the comments from Monday or whenever (truth be told, I don't want to be hit with any remnants of Mark's jizz) but I just wanted to give my take on the whole thing (since I am important afterall).

I'm happy that Punk won but I don't really like the way they had him win. I think JD mentioned him using the briefcase in this manner and I didn't like the idea then and still don't. They make him look weak as the babyface winning like this. And they couldn't even have him beat JBL clean without any antics at all? What was the fucking point of Cena being there at all? Are we going to be treated to an extended version of Cena/JBL? Fuck.

I'm happy he won but they better go out and make him look strong instead of this fucking booking and then wonder why he isn't drawing as well as he should.

[mikeybot]

Some good points. But he basically pulled an Edge on Edge, so that makes it a bit more ok. To be honest, most of us were bracing for them to flip the belt to JBL at the end of the show so we were just happy he kept the belt til next week. But yes, the definitely have to put him over more unless they're sadly using him as a transition to get the belt to Raw.

[commish13]

YOu are totally wrong Edge is the top Heel in the WWE today and Heyman's comments and what he wrote was 100% true. As for what you said the "Lucky breaks" so it was a lucky break when he beat Taker for the belt not counting the times when he cashes in MITB. How about when he Beat RVD for the belt yes i know the whole drug thing but, they wouldnt have given him the belt if they didnt have confidence in him to do so and produce....which he did.
His programs with Cena
His program/s with Taker, Batista
All of those main event feuds.
Edge produces in every match that he is in Wrestlemania, TLC matches or Smackdown matches he produces every time and he has earned his spot atop the WWE
Commish your totally off on this one

And i also have to say, Paul E. is a damn great writer, i wish i could right like that. And i agree with everything Heyman had to say in that Article.

So can I safely assume that you decided to read that I disagree with Heyman and then ignore everything else I wrote?

Edge is the top heel right now. Of course. He's just not the second coming of Jesus like so many people (including Heyman) have decided that he is. Was it a lucky break when he beat 'Taker for the belt? Sort of, yeah. 'Taker was set to take another one of his breaks, and he was feuding with Edge, so they had Edge take him out of action. It's not like 'Taker had been feuding with John Cena for the past 5 months and then they decided to have Edge be the one to get rid of him. Edge has been feuding on and off with Undertaker for over a year, and at the time of their ONS match, they had been feuding since March.

His program with Cena. I addressed that in my post. Cena is the most over wrestler in the entire company. Edge wasn't a main event guy until he got the rub from a year long feud with John Cena. Yes, Edge absolutely performed well. But he didn't get over despite feuding with some nobody. He got over because he got a chance to spend a year feuding with the top top top top guy in the entire company.

His programs with Batista and Undertaker --- hmmm, let me check something here --- oh, that's right, the other two most over wrestlers in the entire company. And guess what? Edge had a bunch of SHITTY matches with Batista. Edge had some good matches with Undertaker. Hey, who carried Batista to a bunch of very good matches? Oh, yeah, THE UNDERTAKER.

Edge produces in every match he is in at WrestleMania. Okay, let's break it down.

WrestleMania 2000: The three-way ladder match. Fantastic match. Edge had some good spots. But it was a match with Edge and 5 other guys.

WrestleMania x-Seven: TLC II. Once again, a great match where Edge had some good spots. Once again it was a match with Edge and 5 other guys.

WrestleMania x-8: Edge v. Booker T. Dull match. Definition of average.

WrestleMania 21: Money in the Bank. Very good match. Edge had some good spots. But it was a match with Edge and 5 other guys.

WrestleMania 22: Edge v. Mick Foley. Damn good match. Edge's first true "performance" at WrestleMania. Although he wasn't in there with some scrub. It was a crazy brawl with weapons against the man who made weapons popular in WWE.

WrestleMania 23: Money in the Bank. Good match. Edge had some good spots. It was a match with Edge and 7 other guys.

WrestleMania 24: Edge v. Undertaker. Good match, but not WM Main Event quality. He would go on to have better matches with Undertaker.

So yeah, I'm FAR, FAR, FAR from being "totally off". Edge is good. Edge is very good. I'm beyond happy that he has been given a chance, and I'm really glad that he hasn't been fucked over and is now a true main event guy. I never expected him to get that chance, but he got it, and he's here to stay. However while he is very talented and he's more than good enough to be a main event guy, he is absolutely not amazing. He's not somebody that can carry a company on his shoulders. Heyman is making things up if he thinks Edge has been carrying the company on his back. I guess he forgot about all the other stars WWE has, and I guess he forgot that Edge has been on the B-show for the past few years.

I'm sorry. Edge is very good, but he's not the amazing savior that so many people think he is.

[O&APartyRock24]

They make him look weak as the babyface winning like this. And they couldn't even have him beat JBL clean without any antics at all? What was the fucking point of Cena being there at all? Are we going to be treated to an extended version of Cena/JBL? Fuck.

I'm happy he won but they better go out and make him look strong instead of this fucking booking and then wonder why he isn't drawing as well as he should.

Now that you say that it really does make him look weak and i understand what you are saying. I do like Punk and i hope that he does well and i really hope that he doesnt become a "paper" champion, like RVD was if he held the belt longer or something along those lines. I hope that he can prove the office that he can be a main draw and can hold the ratings because i want him to become a real top guy in the company.

Joey Styles had some good words about Punk also-
Former ECW announcer and WWE.com boss Joey Styles recently blogged about CM Punk:

"I spent the rest of Monday evening hanging out with the new World Heavyweight Champion, clad in his trademark baggy jeans, dirty Cubs cap and worn T-shirt, knowing that this young man will not be affected in any way by his newly earned success. Punk will always be Punk. He's not just a character you see on television. Punk is genuinely that grounded person all day, every day which is why I believe our fans, specifically our younger fans flock to him. Hopefully, his message of drug free hard work will resonate with those youngsters as well. In fact, drug-free hard work is a message that will hopefully resonate with all Americans on Independence Day…and every day."

[Steam]

Now that you say that it really does make him look weak and i understand what you are saying. I do like Punk and i hope that he does well and i really hope that he doesnt become a "paper" champion, like RVD was if he held the belt longer or something along those lines. I hope that he can prove the office that he can be a main draw and can hold the ratings because i want him to become a real top guy in the company.


"the office"? Ewwwww. For some reason, your little attempts at insider lingo irks me.

Anyway, I just went and actually watched the full Raw and not just the part where Punk won and it bothered me even more. I didn't really pick up on it the first few times but Punk rushing the whole process along and trying to hurry it was just fucking lame. Edge got the shit kicked out of him and Punk doesn't think he could still take him even him if he was able to recoup a bit? Lame.

Then the fucking Cena promo was typical Cena bullshit. He goes out of his to put over Punk for being smart to win the title like that. But are we to forget him whining like a little cunt when Edge beat him to win the title in a similar fashion with the first MITB briefcase? So then it was cowardly but now it is smart? Doesn't make sense, John. Then again, that one isn't on Cena since who else can you get Punk over for the hasty way he won the title?

Just fucking bothersome. They better make it up to us over this summer and give Punk his due.

[O&APartyRock24]

"the office"? Ewwwww. For some reason, your little attempts at insider lingo irks me.



I wasnt trying to do any "insider lingo" at all, i just finished reading Mick Foley's book and he refers to management as "the office." Thats all, not trying to impress or come of as over the top "insider douche guy"

[O&APartyRock24]

New MVP Interview and backstage heat and the New WWE Video Game

MVP recently did an interview with PNJ.com. The Smackdown superstar discusses his heart condition, the possibility of doing movies, the draft, and much more. You can read the entire interview at http://www.pnj.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080704/ENTERTAINMENT/807040311

The Wrestling Observer is reporting that there may be some legitimate heat between Smackdown Divas Natalya and Michelle McCool. The heat apparently stems from McCool trying to "teach" Natalya, who is an 8 year pro, how to correctly do basic ring moves and wrestle the "WWE Style."

We have found some early screen shots of the upcoming Smackdown vs Raw 2009 video game which is due to hit stores this November. You can view the photos at http://ps3obsession.com/ps3images.php?gal=4

[Aizazzle]

Nice double post there PartyRock, even if you corrrrected it later.

I don't know if any of you are watching Smackdown right now, but the opening segment was very enjoyable. Triple H and MVP were vastly entertaining. Hunter's constant references to screwing the boss' daughter to move ahead, and him bringing up his place of marriage to Stephaine (Storyline wise) had me grinning.

Oh and Edge vs Triple Haitch = Spectacular

Edit:
That Women's title is fucking awful. If I took a shit, and it got made into a belt, it would be better looking than that Divas Title.

[Stormrider666]

Nice double post there PartyRock, even if you corrrrected it later.

I don't know if any of you are watching Smackdown right now, but the opening segment was very enjoyable. Triple H and MVP were vastly entertaining. Hunter's constant references to screwing the boss' daughter to move ahead, and him bringing up his place of marriage to Stephaine (Storyline wise) had me grinning.

Oh and Edge vs Triple Haitch = Spectacular

Edit:
That Women's title is fucking awful. If I took a shit, and it got made into a belt, it would be better looking than that Divas Title.

The opening segment, had me laughing pretty hard with all of Triple H's references. The one line he had about Vicki being a big step up from the other girls Edge has dated was pretty good also. I'm definitely looking foward to Triple H vs Edge, although with the "marriage" supposedly being off, I wonder how old cankles is going to figure into it.

Its funny, that new Divas' belt kind of looks like a glass sex toy.

Natalya looks much hotter with the dyed red hair.

Overall it was a pretty good Smackdown and the show hasn't lost a beat, when it comes to having the better matches.

[Aizazzle]

Overall it was a pretty good Smackdown and the show hasn't lost a beat, when it comes to having the better matches.

The Hardy vs Nitro match was good, and so was the Fatal 4 Way. I think JR benifits the most from this. He gets to showcase his talent on Smackdown, where the matches are longer than they are on Raw.

Having said all that

Maniac!Edge might be the best thing Smackdown has to offer. I loved him last night.

[topher520]

Maybe I dont watch enough or maybe I'm missing something, but why is everybody so high on CM Punk? I mean I kinda get the fact that he is something new and very different, but is he really that good? Maybe its the WWE in general that makes every match the same 5 high spots and then the pin for all of there superstars that bugs me the most or the way they push the whole "drug free and hard workin wrestler" Kinda reminds me of "Say your prayers and take your vitamins" Brother.

I'm not saying CM Punk Sucks, but what is the big deal?

[Aizazzle]

Watch his trilogy of matches with Samoa Joe, and you should be able to answer your own question.

[CM Mark]

Watch his trilogy of matches with Samoa Joe, and you should be able to answer your own question.

That mainly, or for that matter watch ANY of his ROH matches. Off the top of my head I can't remember a bad one

[commish13]

Any of his matches, any of his promos... the man's got a big following, and it's because when a promoter lets him loose, he's one of the best going today. If WWE ever really puts their faith in him and pushes him as a true main eventer, he'll be remembered as one of the best ever. Guaranteed.

[CM Mark]

Any of his matches, any of his promos... the man's got a big following, and it's because when a promoter lets him loose, he's one of the best going today. If WWE ever really puts their faith in him and pushes him as a true main eventer, he'll be remembered as one of the best ever. Guaranteed.

the saddest part is is that that is a BIG if.

[commish13]

Ya know what, if WWE decides to give up on Punk, I don't fear for him. In a few years, ROH will have some kind of TV deal, and eventually Punk will find his way back there. It won't be WWE exposure, but he'll get his shot at being seen as good as he really is by a lot of people.

[CM Mark]

Ya know what, if WWE decides to give up on Punk, I don't fear for him. In a few years, ROH will have some kind of TV deal, and eventually Punk will find his way back there. It won't be WWE exposure, but he'll get his shot at being seen as good as he really is by a lot of people.

Agreed, but I would really like to see WWE wise up and realize what they have under contract right now. Giving him the BGB is a good start, but let's see where it leads.

[Steam]

the saddest part is is that that is a BIG if.

Nah, he'll just be one of the many that they dropped the ball on due to political reasons and pure stupidity.

It took me a bit to "get" Punk myself since I didn't follow ROH during his run there but once I did I went back and watched as much as I could find. I enjoy his different style and the fact that he respects the business as much as he does.

I'm going to rewatch Death before Dishonor 3 at some point this weekend to see him finally take the ROH title. I had thought about him and that match on Monday afternoon as I drove by the venue where it was held and was shocked to hear later on that night that he won the title. While I was disappointed with how it went down I am still happy with the end result of Punk being champ.

I, like most of you, just hope they don't fuck it up completely.

[O&APartyRock24]

I'm off once again this time for 2 weeks. Once again i am pissed that i am missing Raw since CM Punk is champ and also its a new top guy on Raw which is always nice.
So I'll be back in two weeks, hopefully i can find a computer when I'm at camp because that would be very nice. haha

Also i just bought tickets to the Raw at Mohegan Sun in Connecticut, i have good not great seats.(better then my '06 SummerSlam tickets) and I'm sitting on the camera side of the area so I will be their with either some sort of O&A Sign, Wackbag.com or if anyone has a suggestion i will take that into consideration also haha.

So i will talk to you guys in two weeks and take care.:action-sm

Jon P. (PartyRock24) lol

Also as mentioned before, lets hope that the WWE does not drop the ball with Punk and also lets hope that Raw has a big ratings boost this week because of Punk.
And Commish as much as we all love Punk here, i think it is hard to believe that if the WWE plays their cards right with Punk then he will be considered the greatest of all time. He will be up their maybe but not the greatest. haha

[RMM46]

Just to play Devil's Advocate:

If CM Punk was so good, then why didn't TNA lock him up when they had the chance like the did AJ Styles and Samoa Joe?

[commish13]

Punk was in WWE when TNA got Joe.

Punk was in TNA back in 2003-2004, but when TNA decided to pull all of their talent out of ROH because of the Feinstein incident, Punk decided to leave TNA and stay with ROH. Punk never went back, and stayed with ROH until the summer of 05.

Joe was never in TNA until he signed a contract and went there in the summer of 05. He continued to work for ROH as well as TNA until March of 07, because ROH was going to announce a PPV deal, which once again made TNA pull all of their talent.

Plus, TNA is fucking dumb. But yeah, TNA never had a chance at Punk. He chose ROH over TNA in 2004, and then he got a call from Vince a year later.

[Steam]

So I'll be back in two weeks, hopefully i can find a computer when I'm at camp because that would be very nice. haha


Awwwwww, camp, isn't that just adorable?

Our little boy is growing up.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Awwwwww, camp, isn't that just adorable?

Our little boy is growing up.

yeah, pretty soon you're not going to want to fuck him anymore...

[Steam]

yeah, pretty soon you're not going to want to fuck him anymore...

Jesus, just because I want to get fucked by Cena it doesn't mean I'm some sort of pedophile.

Plus, I don't think it would be very hot to jizz on his face and him just replying with a "x2".

[topher520]

Still dont get the CM Punk thing. Its like people saying watch RVD, but dont watch RVD Now, but when he was in (original ECW). Yes I get that fact that RVD ruled in ECW and CM PUNK (I guess) ruled in ROH, but I'm talking about now in the WWE. I watch WWE and see the same guys getting over like HHH, batista, undertaker, Cena(Yuck), edge amoung others, but CM Punk isnt one of those guys I see them going with as the future. Hopefully Im wrong, but thats just me.

[commish13]

Punk isn't somebody a lot of us have faith that WWE will go with in the future. He's a guy that we just know that they SHOULD go with, because he's better than everybody else currently on the roster. Except for maybe Jericho.

[Hornswoggle]

haha party rock goes to camp what a queer

[Aizazzle]

Plus, I don't think it would be very hot to jizz on his face and him just replying with a "x2".

:clap::haha7::clap:

[CM Mark]

:clap::haha7::clap:

x2







someone had to do it

[Hornswoggle]

x3

[O&APartyRock24]

I hate you guys/steam....lol

[Jimmy's Dignity]

the Divas belt...as ugly as it is, it's still better than that spinner-that-doesn't-spin


http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/1618/divasbeltdc6.jpg

[Aizazzle]

the Divas belt...as ugly as it is, it's still better than that spinner-that-doesn't-spin

No it isn't, at least the spinner belt looks like a championship belt. This just looks like some kind of horrendous Barbie accessory.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

No it isn't, at least the spinner belt looks like a championship belt. This just looks like some kind of horrendous Barbie accessory.

lets face facts....the majority of the Divas are nothing but Barbie-dolls.

[Aizazzle]

lets face facts....the majority of the Divas are nothing but Barbie-dolls.

True, which makes the belt even more ridiculous.

[Stormrider666]

True, which makes the belt even more ridiculous.

I just love how instead of creating a TV title or bringing back the cruiserweight championship, the WWE creates another womans' title.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

WWE mentality...

hookers = ratings
cruiserweights = not even worth showing on Heat
defending the titles that actually have on the shows = meh, no thanks

[Bagel Lord]

WWE mentality...

hookers = ratings
cruiserweights = not even worth showing on Heat
defending the titles that actually have on the shows = meh, no thanks

You forgot their opinion on tag team wrestling. Which of course is that they don't care

[WhiteHonkyDevil]

the Divas belt...as ugly as it is, it's still better than that spinner-that-doesn't-spin


http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/1618/divasbeltdc6.jpg

That, and it's still better than ANY of those "LOOK AT HOW BIG OUR BELTS ARE" titles from WCW.

[topher520]

That, and it's still better than ANY of those "LOOK AT HOW BIG OUR BELTS ARE" titles from WCW.

Wierd question if anybody knows, but do they actually get to keep the original belt they win? Like does CM Punk get to keep that Belt that he won as a trophy or is it the same belt they rotate from month to month? I always wondered if the Guys got to keep that shit.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I think it's probably the same belt...but maybe when they retire or something like that they'd get a replica. I know seeing in a Rock interview he had copies of all the titles he won

[Kugzilla]

That belt is hideous.

But, if that's the worst part of WWE programing this week, it was a great week. And it was.

Here's hoping they don't frack it all up tonight.

[CM Mark]

So who's in?

[Jimmy's Dignity]

okay, just finished watching all of Raw and ECW. Raw was what it was, we're all happy with it.

ECW...I loved the Raw Recap & the triumphant movie music they used when Punk won

[boardsofcanada]

stoned as shit...wrestling sounds good right about now

[boardsofcanada]

I get the feeling punk will have a ray mysterio like title run and get treated like shit.

[Aizazzle]

One of the few times I'm actually enjoying the recap from the week before.

Oh and if you couldn't figure it out, I'm in for tonight.

[Steam]

One of the few times I'm actually enjoying the recap from the week before.

I'm sick of it already.

[boardsofcanada]

ew

[Steam]

This bitch and her X-Pac heat needs to die.

[WhiteHonkyDevil]

Alright attention whores. I'm in.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

oh dear sweet mother of Christ...not this fucking whore


but her tits DO look fantastic

[Aizazzle]

What the fuck, I saw enough of this fat cankled bitch on Friday nights.

Might be a nice move by the WWE, since she is one of the most hated people, in the WWE, the crowd reaction proves it.

[Steam]

oh dear sweet mother of Christ...not this fucking whore


but her tits DO look fantastic

You think that's where Eddie hid his needles?

[WhiteHonkyDevil]

Good call on the X-Pac heat, Steam

edit - those tits...you don't want to see them free. Trust me. I've seen many similar sets....yech.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahah, yeah that's right...shove that belt in Cunty's face

[boardsofcanada]

what a fat faced whore

[Aizazzle]

I feel all giddy inside, seeing Punk holding the title.

[WhiteHonkyDevil]

As awful as this is, and is most likely going to be...it's still 10x better than a 25 minute triple Haitch promo to open the show.

[CM Mark]

that crowd is damn loud for Punk. Makes me happy in the pants

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Good call on the X-Pac heat, Steam

edit - those tits...you don't want to see them free. Trust me. I've seen many similar sets....yech.

agreed to both statements....X-Pac heat & sloppy fat chick tits. Okay, dinner, I'll be back

[Aizazzle]

Did he just say chillax?

*horrified*

[Steam]

Okay, John Cena may suck, but I don't think he ever said Chillax.

[WhiteHonkyDevil]

Yep, that what you get. For all your blind CM Punk fanaticism, you get "chillax"

[CM Mark]

Yep, that what you get. For all your blind CM Punk fanaticism, you get "chillax"

I'm still a Punk fan.

Just saw a great sign, "CM PUNK IS RAW"

[WhiteHonkyDevil]

Wow, there's really nobody better than Bradshaw for Punk to have a running feud with? That just doesn't seem right..

Heh, still hasn't quite figured out how to convincingly cut someone off yet.

[atxklown]

I wonder if Eddies dumpster has to relinquish the chair gimmick when Vince comes back on wheels?

[Steam]

Wow, there's really nobody better than Bradshaw for Punk to have a running feud with? That just doesn't seem right..

<Enter Cena Stage Left>

[CM Mark]

Someone get the spill pads for Steam, here comes Cena

[WhiteHonkyDevil]

Someone get the knee pads for Steam, here comes Cena

Fixed it for you.

[Steam]

Someone get the spill pads for Steam, here comes Cena

I just oozed a bit of precum.

Ok, Cena just topped chillax. What a fucking hack.

[Aizazzle]

Cena- I remember my promise last week, so I'm not going to call you out tonight, even with two poop jokes.

[CM Mark]

Math-lete? ungh

[WhiteHonkyDevil]

I'm still having a hard time dealing with the fact that there are more than 4 PPVs a year.

[boardsofcanada]

awful promo

[Steam]

Holy shit!!!

Cena versus JBL?

That has never happened before.

[atxklown]

Looks whos got a new shirt?

[WhiteHonkyDevil]

Oh boy. Can't have a PPV without more than 2 people in the top match anymore, can we?

edit - oh, and whatever, I like Batista.

[Steam]

Cena is such an overeager faggot douche.

[CM Mark]

Okay, this is really becoming too much of a clusterfuck

[WhiteHonkyDevil]

And a partridge in a pear treeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

[Aizazzle]

Kane!!!

If anyone deserves to be in the main eveent, it's this guy.

[Steam]

Oh boy, Kane.

yay!

[Steam]

Kane!!!

If anyone deserves to be in the main eveent, it's this guy.

Why?

To bore us to sleep with his beyond stale persona? That's what Cena is for.

[WhiteHonkyDevil]

Great. Looks like Santino gets to go back to being a jobber.

[Flea_Man]

That ruled.

[Steam]

Clusterfuckery at its best

[Aizazzle]

Why?

To bore us to sleep with his beyond stale persona? That's what Cena is for.

I just happen to like Kane, and I think he deserves better treatment, then the WWE gives him.

Great. Looks like Santino gets to go back to being a jobber.

Wait, there was a time when he wasn't one? I mean he did have to job to Cousin Sal, at least he is jobbing to Mysterio, which is a step up.

Edit:
Over under on Cole using the words underdog or little in this match is at 5, and I take over.

[boardsofcanada]

speaking of stale!

[CM Mark]

Well, at least with his entrance he's being Rey Mysterio, not Eddie Jr.

[Steam]

I just happen to like Kane, and I think he deserves better treatment, then the WWE gives him.



No, he doesn't. He has completely run his course.

Booyakka Booyakka!

[Aizazzle]

No, he doesn't. He has completely run his course.

Not necessarily, if his character was wrote a certain way.

And that line about Batman still makes me laff.

[boardsofcanada]

what a fuckin embarassingly fat mess

[Steam]

Holy fucking boo

[WhiteHonkyDevil]

I just happen to like Kane, and I think he deserves better treatment, then the WWE gives him.



Wait, there was a time when he wasn't one? I mean he did have to job to Cousin Sal, at least he is jobbing to Mysterio, which is a step up.


Totally forgot about that. Yech.

Why do they keep bringing Rey back? It has to be the merchandise money, because other than that he's pretty much useless anymore.

[Aizazzle]

Well, at least with his entrance he's being Rey Mysterio, not Eddie Jr.

Scratch that, he used a variation of the Frog Splash

[Steam]

Not necessarily, if his character was wrote a certain way.

And that line about Batman still makes me laff.

What more could you do with the fucking guy that he hasn't already done or was done by the equally lame Undertaker?

[Aizazzle]

What more could you do with the fucking guy that he hasn't already done or was done by the equally lame Undertaker?

Not have him as part of debacles such as Katie Vick, and the impostor Kane storylines.

[WhiteHonkyDevil]

What more could you do with the fucking guy that he hasn't already done or was done by the equally lame Undertaker?

They should have never taken off the mask and shaved the head.

or changed the costume, for that matter.

[Steam]

Not have him as part of debacles such as Katie Vick, and the impostor Kane storylines.

The imposter Kane storyline ruled.

[Aizazzle]

Snitsky sighting

[Steam]

Wow, that is a fucked up way to explain that.

[WhiteHonkyDevil]

The imposter Kane storyline ruled.

Someone give me the short version. I'm pretty sure that was before my time.

Though I DO know all about the Katie Vick deal.

[Steam]

I'll be buying that DVD set this week.

[RMM46]

Wasn't it Miz who "owned" Kelly Kelly's contract?

[Aizazzle]

The imposter Kane storyline ruled.

Stop it


And Punk vs Snitsky, seriously, they couldn't find someone else. Anyone

[RMM46]

I'll be buying that DVD set this week.

Already being shipped. Will be delivered tomorrow, USPS-willing.

[WhiteHonkyDevil]

Stop it


And Punk vs Snitsky, seriously, they couldn't find someone else. Anyone

Eh, it'll get him some 'street cred'

[CM Mark]

Eh, it'll get him some 'street cred'

Yeah, and now the WWE fans who are abortionists will be against Punk.

[WhiteHonkyDevil]

I never get tired of this cunt.

[WhiteHonkyDevil]

Yeah, and now the WWE fans who are abortionists will be against Punk.

Eh, we already are.

[Steam]

I hate you Test

[Steam]

So are Kelly Kelly and the spic going to feud over who becomes the Playboy whore?

[Aizazzle]

Yeah, and now the WWE fans who are abortionists will be against Punk.

That line deserves some recognition

[Aizazzle]

Cryme Tyme!!

and as a bonus, we get to see a limo wrecked.

Edit:

For the sake of storyline continuation, where is JBL's security?

[WhiteHonkyDevil]

Yay! The shifty ******* are back!

[RMM46]

The tint is too dark

Is he talking about the windows or Cryme Tyme?



EDIT:

OMG, did Cena actually write the word, "Poopy" on the limo?????

[Steam]

The tint is too dark

Is he talking about the windows or Cryme Tyme?



EDIT:

OMG, did Cena actually write the word, "Poopy" on the limo?????

Well, he needs to make sure he takes back his "Raw's Biggest Dork" title from CM Punk after Chillax-Gate 2008.

[Steam]

I guess this is a refresher just in case you didn't watch any WWE tv last week or the first hour of this program.

Hey WWE, I missed a Raw back in August 1998 can we recap that too while we're at it?

[CM Mark]

Well, he needs to make sure he takes back his "Raw's Biggest Dork" title from CM Punk after Chillax-Gate 2008.

He already did when he said "math-lete"

[Aizazzle]

Well, he needs to make sure he takes back his "Raw's Biggest Dork" title from CM Punk after Chillax-Gate 2008.

With his poopy jokes, I can safely say he has already re-claimed it

[Steam]

He already did when he said "math-lete"

Mathlete is justifiable since its an actual term used. Chillax is just, uh, gay.

[Aizazzle]

Sinister Snitsky

Apparently Michael Cole wants infrom everyone he paid attention in English class.

Edt:
Everytime I see a TV spot for The Dark Knight, a part of me dies realizing I have to wait 12 more days to watch it.

[RMM46]

Sinister Snitsky

Apparently Michael Cole wants infrom everyone he paid attention in English class.

More than we can say for Adamle.

[RMM46]

Mark Henry's song just might be one of the best in WWE right now.

[Steam]

Sinister Snitsky

Apparently Michael Cole wants infrom everyone he paid attention in English class.

Edt:
Everytime I see a TV spot for The Dark Knight, a part of me dies realizing I have to wait 12 more days to watch it.

Well, I only have to wait another four days until I'm playing with my iPhone, and that wait has been over a year now.

[Aizazzle]

Mark Henry's song just might be one of the best in WWE right now.

It fits his persona well, and having Three 6 Mafia do your theme doeesn't hurt either.

[Aizazzle]

That GTS looked awful, and then some.

[WhiteHonkyDevil]

It's definitely a statement about the WWE when their World Champion isn't even headlining the night.

[atxklown]

With his poopy jokes, I can safely say he has already re-claimed it
putting aside that it was the first hour that poopy is sprayed, and also didnt Booker T start using Poohbutts

[Steam]

It's definitely a statement about the WWE when their World Champion isn't even headlining the night.

Well, the number one contender is a bigger match.

I just think it was ridiculous that they couldn't have given Punk someone better. Rey got to beat Santino.

I guess they wanted to show that Punk can handle "big guys".

[Aizazzle]

It's definitely a statement about the WWE when their World Champion isn't even headlining the night.

I'm not bothered by it. First of all, the #1 Contender's match is more important than a non-title match, and second Snitsky has as much star power as Funaki, at this point

Edit:
Steam got to part of it before me

[Perch1019]

They couldnt have gotten stock footage of Bourbon Street on a night when more then 10 people are walking down it? They make it look downright depressing.

[Aizazzle]

I'm still pissed Michaels didn't bleed, after that spot with the Jerichotron.

[WhiteHonkyDevil]

Mark Henry's song just might be one of the best in WWE right now.

Only until the triumphant return of Mr. Ass

[WhiteHonkyDevil]

They couldnt have gotten stock footage of Bourbon Street on a night when more then 10 people are walking down it? They make it look downright depressing.

Would've been great if some disgruntled, or just plain stupid, editor pulled the wrong footage and they cut to Katrina footage.

Or if, when they cut to live camera, there was a bunch of schwoogies beating the shit out of a white guy and ****** his woman....

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I'm still having a hard time dealing with the fact that there are more than 4 PPVs a year.
I'm still shocked that there aren't 4 PPVs a month
Great. Looks like Santino gets to go back to being a jobber.It saddens me that he'll probably never move beyond that. He's pretty good in the ring and great on mic. I'd much rather listen to 3 hours of his broken-english promos than 5 minutes of Cena

So are Kelly Kelly and the spic going to feud over who becomes the Playboy whore?I hope so...I want it to be Layla, but they don't give it to heels. Kelly Kelly would be hot...I'd like to see her vagina

Mark Henry's song just might be one of the best in WWE right now.It truly is...and Ted DiBiase Jr.'s is just fuckin awful

I'm still pissed Michaels didn't bleed, after that spot with the Jerichotron.They go out of their way not to bleed now...it sucks. "We want more kids to watch!! No blood!!" Fuck off

EDIT: as far as this clusterfuck of an opening promo is going...I do like that Cena & Batista congratulated Punk on winning the title

[Aizazzle]

That segment ruled

[Jimmy's Dignity]

okay...having the eyes covered on Rey's mask is a good look...that way you don't know he looks like he's 12. Christ I miss JR though...and all it took was one "the biggest little man in the business"


interesting top rope splash...thankfully he didn't pound his chest, stare at his arm bands, then do Eddie's frog splash

[Aizazzle]

King - "Charlie looks like he smells something bad"

To be fair, the black folk do smell weird

[WhiteHonkyDevil]

http://www.carniola.org/photos/uncategorized/curb_stomp_1.jpg

[Steam]

I don't think that Jericho/Michaels should ever end. They are too fucking perfect at their roles in it.

Cena should have been by the monitor and taking notes once again on Jericho's delivery and how crucial it is.

[Steam]

Great American Pash?

[Aizazzle]

Did Jillian just say Great American pash?

Where is a good "you fucked up" when you need it?

[Jimmy's Dignity]

oh my lord did Mickie's tits look great. She's definitely the highlight of the whores...although I do like Layla's as well

[Steam]

oh my lord did Mickie's tits look great. She's definitely the highlight of the whores...although I do like Layla's as well

I love the juiciness of Mickie. I'd take her and then Kelly Kelly for my Raw threesome (well, excluding a double dose of Cena).

[RMM46]

Only until the triumphant return of Mr. Ass

I'm an ass man
Yeah I'm an ass man (Yeah!)

I love to love 'em
I love to kick 'em
I love to shove 'em
I love to stick 'em
Love to flaunt 'em
I love to watch 'em
I love to pick 'em
And I'm gonna kick 'em

'Cause I'm an Ass Man
Yeah, I'm an Ass man
Yes I'm an Ass man (OH!)
I'm an Ass Man

So many asses, so little time
Only a tight one, can stop me on the dime
I'm a lover, of every kind
The best surprises always sneak up from behind

I'm an Ass man
Yeah; I'm an Ass man
Yes I'm an Ass man (OH!)
I'm an Ass Man

Buns of glory,
Buns of steel
Your lies won't give away the truth of how I feel

You walk behind me,
I feel the heat.
That's why the girls don't walk behind me down the street

I'm an Ass man
Yeah; I'm an Ass man
Yes I'm an Ass man (OH!)

I love to love 'em
I love to kick 'em
I love to shove 'em
I love to stick 'em
Love to flaunt 'em
I love to watch 'em
I love to pick 'em
And I'm gonna kick 'em

I'm an Ass man
Yeah; I'm an Ass man
Yes I'm an Ass man (OH!)

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Cole totally said, "The Fatal Four Way for the World Tire!" when they went to break before the Cena/Cryme Tyme segment


must be pretty problematic having the fans so close to JBL's car & crowd mics...lots of dump there.

[Aizazzle]

I'm an ass man
Yeah I'm an ass man (Yeah!)

I love to love 'em
I love to kick 'em
I love to shove 'em
I love to stick 'em
Love to flaunt 'em
I love to watch 'em
I love to pick 'em
And I'm gonna kick 'em

'Cause I'm an Ass Man
Yeah, I'm an Ass man
Yes I'm an Ass man (OH!)
I'm an Ass Man

So many asses, so little time
Only a tight one, can stop me on the dime
I'm a lover, of every kind
The best surprises always sneak up from behind

I'm an Ass man
Yeah; I'm an Ass man
Yes I'm an Ass man (OH!)
I'm an Ass Man

Buns of glory,
Buns of steel
Your lies won't give away the truth of how I feel

You walk behind me,
I feel the heat.
That's why the girls don't walk behind me down the street

I'm an Ass man
Yeah; I'm an Ass man
Yes I'm an Ass man (OH!)

I love to love 'em
I love to kick 'em
I love to shove 'em
I love to stick 'em
Love to flaunt 'em
I love to watch 'em
I love to pick 'em
And I'm gonna kick 'em

I'm an Ass man
Yeah; I'm an Ass man
Yes I'm an Ass man (OH!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnPXuiAyy6U

[Steam]

Another break? What is this? K-Rock?

[Aizazzle]

Jesus, didn't they just take a commercial?

[WhiteHonkyDevil]

http://i30.tinypic.com/30keduc.gif

THAT'S what I meant, really.

[RMM46]

That Y2J/HBK faceoff was fantastic.

(Wanted to mention it before I forgot.)

[WhiteHonkyDevil]

I'm an ass man
Yeah I'm an ass man (Yeah!)

I love to love 'em
I love to kick 'em
I love to shove 'em
I love to stick 'em
Love to flaunt 'em
I love to watch 'em
I love to pick 'em
And I'm gonna kick 'em

'Cause I'm an Ass Man
Yeah, I'm an Ass man
Yes I'm an Ass man (OH!)
I'm an Ass Man

So many asses, so little time
Only a tight one, can stop me on the dime
I'm a lover, of every kind
The best surprises always sneak up from behind

I'm an Ass man
Yeah; I'm an Ass man
Yes I'm an Ass man (OH!)
I'm an Ass Man

Buns of glory,
Buns of steel
Your lies won't give away the truth of how I feel

You walk behind me,
I feel the heat.
That's why the girls don't walk behind me down the street

I'm an