Bad Movies That You'll Watch

[Dre]

Based on the discussion in the R&F Worst-Of today, what are some really bad films that you'll watch when it's on, no matter what.

For me, it's:

-Screwed!
-The Warriors
-Weekend at Bernie's
-Night at the Roxbury
-Mad Max
-The Cable Guy
-Hackers

[ruckstande]

BeastMaster
The Warriors

Mad Max is bad?

[Dre]

BeastMaster
The Warriors

Mad Max is bad?

I've heard a lot of people who hate on it, so I classified it as such.

[maxeypad]

Battlefield Earth
Freeway 2
Holy Mountain
Maximum Overdrive

and many others...

[LiddyRules]

Warriors, Mad Max, Cable Guy and Weekend at Bernies are good movies. The first three are legitimately good, the third is a pretty fun watch.

[Dre]

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m41/AtlanticVamp/Leprechaun5Hood.jpg

Ahahahah, I'll watch any of those stupid Leprechaun movies, any time they're on, they're so bad, but they make me laugh.

[crippledalbino]

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m41/AtlanticVamp/Leprechaun5Hood.jpg

Ahahahah, I'll watch any of those stupid Leprechaun movies, any time they're on, they're so bad, but they make me laugh.

Did you know that the Leprechaun is the same midget from Willow?
Fun factoid of the day.

I love
Better off dead
Independence Day
Devil's Advocate
Barbarella

for shitty movies that I'll watch any day of the week.

[Dre]

Did you know that the Leprechaun is the same midget from Willow?

Ya, I did, actually, it's that little Warrick Davis guy, he's the go-to midget/elf/little person in so many films.

[Mobo]

Poop on my Face
That's not a Snicker's Bar
Log Lovers
Countin' Corn
Crap-tastic!
Doodie Darlings 2

Those are shitty movies that I'll watch anytime!







I think I misunderstood.....

[maxeypad]

Barbarella



barbarella! fuck yeah!

couple more....

Revenge of the Nerds II...the first one is actually good....
Mission to Mars
Deep Rising

[DR. Jimcy M.E.]

Rocket Man

[Stormrider666]

Beastmaster
The Warriors (Which I don't consider a bad movie)
Mobsters
Robin Hood: Men In Tights
Deep Rising(Another one I wouldn't consider a bad movie)
Screwed
Hudson Hawk

[Ovaherenow]

iron eagle.

freddy's dead the final nightmare.

Jason VI : Jason Lives (for some reason I feel this is the strongest entry in the franchise...)

Explorers

the island

con air

[DocSavage]

I still find myself sitting through "Water World" way too often when it is on.
That is the epitome of bad movie ya watch anyway.

[WhiskeyWhispers]

I don't know, if I like a movie I don't consider it bad, and I also think most of the movies first mentioned are good films. There are movies I like that most people/critics would consider bad so I guess I'll throw a few examples down:

The Toxic Avenger (in fact a lot of Troma movies)
Friday The 13th Part 4 (my vote for best F13th flick)
Cheesy Italian zombie flicks (example Night Of The Zombies)
Cheesy Italian cannibal flicks ( example Cannibal Holocaust )
Cheesy Italian naziploitation flicks (example SS Hell Camp)

[Ball of Hate]

Twister
Vegas Vacation
Clue
Spaceballs
Adventures of Ford Fairlane

[Chino Kapone]

Sweet Home Alabama
The Wedding Planner
Legally Blonde
Anything Adam Sandler is in
The 5th Element (although I think it is fantastic)

[Dre]

Anything Adam Sandler is in

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http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/153/1000867~Spanglish-Posters.jpg

[jagsfans]

One Crazy Summer and Caddyshack II

[DocSavage]

One Crazy Summer and Caddyshack II

:haha7: The wife and I just returned One Crazy Summer to Netflicks today. It is our great summer teen movie of memory. great lines....and the Bobcat Godzilla scene is worth the view. oh and "cookie" is worth the view...LUV the 80's.

caddyshack II ::hammer: real stinker. Up there with Godfather III which is still in the plastic wrapper of my set because I refuse to ever watch it a second time.

[WhiteHonkyDevil]

Shark Attack 3: Megalodon. As opposed to everything listed above, I actively seek out this movie.

For those not familiar....here's THE line that everyone remembers.

w1XOfHax6Q8

[Stormrider666]

Shark Attack 3: Megalodon. As opposed to everything listed above, I actively seek out this movie.

For those not familiar....here's THE line that everyone remembers.

w1XOfHax6Q8

Speaking of shark movies, Jaws 3. Worst special effects ever.

Edit: Because I just saw a story on Brian Bosworth, Stone Cold.

[Three Hole Puncher]

Any movie starring the Coreys... Haim and/or Feldman. Every movie they've ever done (with the possible exception of Lost Boys) has been pure crap... but I can't not watch them because the douchiness level displayed by those two assplugs is hypnotic. I can't tear my eyes away.

...edit...

Whoops...

Stand By Me... great movie... assplug Feldman was in that, and he did a great job to boot. Credit where credit is due.

...edit again...

Dammit! Haim was in Lucas... not half bad either.

[ShooterMcGavin]

Starship Troopers.

Best. Worst. Movie. Ever

[TaboriHK]

Big Trouble in Little China is the best worst movie ever.

[Stormrider666]

Big Trouble in Little China is the best worst movie ever.

I have to disagree, I consider Big Trouble in Little China, just a real good movie.

I just thought of another one, I was watching it over the weekend:

Demolition Man

[silentbob8201]

For me its Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2, Pitch Black and its shitty sequel that was basically Conan the Barbarian IN SPACEEEEEEEE. And the Karate Kid Trilogy

[Hudson]

Buckaroo Banzai
Last Dragon

[THE FEZ MAN]

Buckaroo Banzai


every single time its on........ my wife hates it

i love "bad" movies. but bad is a relitve term, as someone said before the leprechaun moves, are bad movies that i wont bother ever watching, but i love the fifth element mad max.....
hell i even liked "the post man"

[Atomic Fireball]

I reject the presumption that Cable Guy and The Warriors are bad movies.

Armageddon
Josie and the Pussycats
Mortal Kombat
Independence Day
Blast from the Past
1941
Speed Racer

[Absolutely]

I still find myself sitting through "Water World" way too often when it is on.
That is the epitome of bad movie ya watch anyway.

X2, I was going to say that as well.

I'll watch the following Seagal movies if they're on, all of which are Beyond Bad.
Exit Wounds, Half Past Dead, Into the Sun

I consider "The Rock" a bad movie, but I love it.
Is "Bloodsport" or most Van Damme movies Bad?
If so, Bloodsport.

[THE FEZ MAN]

oh i love blast from the past, brenden frasier is just dreamy

[weakside]

The Fifth Element

[Zona992006]

Escape from New York
Stripes
Platoon (doesnt qualify as a bad movie but no matter what, I watch it)
Enter the Dragon (again, not a bad movie but a must watch)

[FAZ8218]

Renaissance Man. Ha.

[Kugzilla]

XXX with Vin Deisel.

And, though I hate to admit it...If Titanic is on I'll give it a few minutes.

[LiddyRules]

A few years ago, probably close to 10 years ago Comedy Central used to show this really bad Paul Rudd/Reese Witherspoon movie called Overnight Delivery and I probably saw that over 20 times.

This might be a bit obscure, but does anyone remember Joe Bob Briggs on Saturday night? That guy was awesome.

[kidconnor]

Starship Troopers.

Best. Worst. Movie. Ever

That was my choice too.

And Blast from the past. The "Oh my lord.. a negro" line just makes me giggle. Other than that I don't know why.
Bull Durham
YoungBlood(never on though)
Predator Vs. Alien
My fave, which everyone else hates, is Searching for Bobby Fischer.

[thekidslepthere]

This might be a bit obscure, but does anyone remember Joe Bob Briggs on Saturday night? That guy was awesome.


Was he the host of like a "USA Up All Night" type show (I want to say he was on Showtime) where they played crappy b movies then he talked about them?

He sat in front of like an air stream winnebago type set up? Is that the guy?

And while we're talking about it, who hosted USA Up All Night? I want to say Bobcat Goldwaith, but then I think there was some busty chick also, anyone know?

I used to watch a lot of those old super low budget movies on cable as a kid. It's funny we now have 500 channels but I think back in the 80s they played more low budget crap that was incredibly entertaining for an eight year old loser to watch while playing with legos.

My favorite then was "Night of the Lepus" about gigantic mutant rabbits attacking a small town. Fucking rules.

The new awful movie I'll always watch on FX is "The Hot Chick" it's so bad but I think I got a thing for Anna Faris.

[jagsfans]

My favorite then was "Night of the Lepus" about gigantic mutant rabbits attacking a small town. Fucking rules.

The new awful movie I'll always watch on FX is "The Hot Chick" it's so bad but I think I got a thing for Anna Faris.

Dr. McCoy in it. Fucking great pic. Are you gonna see "The House Bunny" w/Anna Faris? I hated her direct to video movie "Smilie Face" but she is so fucking hot.

[moegolden]

I will always love the first Revenge of the Nerds....i don't know if that could be considered a bad movie, but it's a lowbrow classic.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=SkzAJs7NutM

[Absolutely]

The new awful movie I'll always watch on FX is "The Hot Chick" it's so bad but I think I got a thing for Anna Faris.

As bad as Rob Schneider movies are I usually will watch those as well, they're watchable and they're normally only like 75 minutes.
I've watched "The Animal" with him and Colleen Haskell, from Survivor a lot.

Also, "Celtic Pride" I've probably seen 50 times, on tape and Tv.
It's a great bad movie.

[LiddyRules]

Was he the host of like a "USA Up All Night" type show (I want to say he was on Showtime) where they played crappy b movies then he talked about them?

He sat in front of like an air stream winnebago type set up? Is that the guy?

And while we're talking about it, who hosted USA Up All Night? I want to say Bobcat Goldwaith, but then I think there was some busty chick also, anyone know? He was on TBS or TNT but that was the guy. Saturday nights, bad horror movies, often until really early in the morning.

Gilbert Gottfried and Rhona Sheer hosted USA UAN.

[thekidslepthere]

Dr. McCoy in it. Fucking great pic. Are you gonna see "The House Bunny" w/Anna Faris? I hated her direct to video movie "Smilie Face" but she is so fucking hot.

I'm so there.

Boy am I a fag.

For a second when you mentioned McCoy I was thinking of "Night of the Lepus" then saw "House Bunny" and got pumped thinking "holy shit did they do some kind of remake?" Until I remembered seeing that trailer of the Anna Faris movie.

[TeenPinkSock]

Jaws 3

Gotta watch it every time its on.

[thetick130]

Return Of The Living Dead.

"BRAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIINNNNNNSSSSSS!!!!!"

[Perch1019]

Jaws 3

Gotta watch it every time its on.

Ill watch any of them with the exception of Revenge. I still havent seen it and never plan on it
Rocky V was on the other night and I couldnt turn it off.
Weekend at Bernies
Stay Tuned
Deep Blue Sea is horrid and ill put it on but I havent gone past the part where SLJ gets eaten during his great rallying speech.

[Arch Stanton]

She Devil


Guess you can close this now.

[Chino Kapone]

Accepted. Its corny, yet really funny.

[WhiteHonkyDevil]

He was on TBS or TNT but that was the guy. Saturday nights, bad horror movies, often until really early in the morning.

Gilbert Gottfried and Rhona Sheer hosted USA UAN.

Joe Bob's Drive-In Theater was on The Movie Channel, and when it was canceled, he went to TNT to host MonsterVision.

Anyone remember "Commander USA" from the USA Network? That guy was great, too.

[silentbob8201]

Joe Bob's Drive-In Theater was on The Movie Channel, and when it was canceled, he went to TNT to host MonsterVision.

Anyone remember "Commander USA" from the USA Network? That guy was great, too.

ANNNNNNNNNNNNND he had a cameo that was cut from Texas Chain Saw Massacre 2 ,see how i brought my shitty movie back up and was berely relevant.

[THE FEZ MAN]

i used to love joe bob brigs, he introduced me to emanuel...... and the rest of the spegetti porn. he was hilarious drinking lone star on TV.... yes i was also a teen looser and remember night of the lupus.. that and "them" about the giant ants hell i still watch hokey 80's crap sci fi


i think he needs to up date his site........ http://www.joebobbriggs.com/

[Stormrider666]

i used to love joe bob brigs, he introduced me to emanuel...... and the rest of the spegetti porn. he was hilarious drinking lone star on TV.... yes i was also a teen looser and remember night of the lupus.. that and "them" about the giant ants hell i still watch hokey 80's crap sci fi


i think he needs to up date his site........ http://www.joebobbriggs.com/

Spaghetti Porn. I didn't realize there was name for all the movies I used to watch on Showtime after midnight, when I was growing up. Emmanuelle IV and Vanessa were two of my favorites.

[Ant's_rapier]

Joe Dirt

[Hudson]

Is "Bloodsport" or most Van Damme movies Bad?
If so, Bloodsport.
I will go one Further, the FIRST appearance of the Muscles From Brussels:
No Retreat No Surrender..Great crappy film..ghost of Bruce Lee trains a kid in martial arts to avenge his father who is a Dojo Master (played by the dad fron 7th Heaven), against a baddie played by Van Damme.
Another one, the Govenators first acting credit..Hercules In New York. Soo bad it is classic!

[thekidslepthere]

yes i was also a teen looser and remember night of the lupus.

That movie was fucking frightening all those old people with big red rashes on their faces complaining about their joint pain and foamy piss, it still gives me nightmares.

[Atomic Fireball]

Auto-immune jokes never get old

[WhiteHonkyDevil]

Auto-immune jokes never get old

Nope, and my mom even has Lepus, too. Doesn't make it any less funny.

:D

As for No Retreat, No Surrender: that movie was so bad, it came around to being good.

And you want Van Damme's REAL first appearance? It's another horrible movie that I cannot turn off:

http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee43/scottkekoa/vandamme.gif

[Hudson]

Nope, and my mom even has Lepus, too. Doesn't make it any less funny.

:D

As for No Retreat, No Surrender: that movie was so bad, it came around to being good.

And you want Van Damme's REAL first appearance? It's another horrible movie that I cannot turn off:

http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee43/scottkekoa/vandamme.gifFuck, I forgot about Breakin..but he had no lines

[WhiteHonkyDevil]

Fuck, I forgot about Breakin..but he had no lines

Did he have any lines in NR,NS? I remember him snarling hilariously while he choked out Jason with the tag rope in the corner....that's about it.

I can't believe I remembered the guy's name was Jason, I haven't seen that movie in at least 18 years. Probably more. But I used to LOOOOOOOOOVE it.



Another bad movie I love - Dead Man on Campus. Something about Zach Morris as a stoner makes me laugh.

[Hudson]

Did he have any lines in NR,NS? I remember him snarling hilariously while he choked out Jason with the tag rope in the corner....that's about it.

I can't believe I remembered the guy's name was Jason, I haven't seen that movie in at least 18 years. Probably more. But I used to LOOOOOOOOOVE it.



Another bad movie I love - Dead Man on Campus. Something about Zach Morris as a stoner makes me laugh.
What was that movie with Joe Peschie(sp) as a homeless guy at Harvard?
I really want to see that again!
Boy in Blue with Nick Cage.. and
Oxford Blues with Nick Lowe get me a 12.. and a pee bucket....I ain't moving.

[Trippy]

Kindergarden Cop and Last Action Hero.

Bad movies that im drawn to like a moth to a flame....

[Ant's_rapier]

What was that movie with Joe Peschie(sp) as a homeless guy at Harvard?
I really want to see that again!



With Honors

[Hudson]

With Honors Thanks!


Chaplin..just to see Moira's tits!

[gleet]

Dirty Work
Tommy Boy
Black Sheep
Kingpin
Borat
Joe Dirt
Men of Honor

[Stormrider666]

I think somebody mentioned Police Academy. I will watch the 5th and 6th installments of the series over 1-4.

[Kugzilla]

Romy and Michelle's High School REunion

(no homo)

[Sevenyars]

Road house
the life and times of Judge Roy Bean
Last starfighter
Enemy mine
Outlaw Josie Wales(great movie, but I watch it everytime)
the patriot

[BigTony]

Big Trouble in Little China!
Watch it every chance I get.

Buckaroo Banzai: Across the 8th Dimension
another great bad flick

Orgazmo
So bad, so funny.

[WhiteHonkyDevil]

Big Trouble in Little China!
Watch it every chance I get.

Orgazmo
So bad, so funny.

Big Trouble in Little China RULES!

Speaking of Orgazmo....I loved Cannibal: The Musical...but I'll admit, the movie is fucking awful

[Hudson]

I think somebody mentioned Police Academy. I will watch the 5th and 6th installments of the series over 1-4.
Citizens on Patrol with a young David Spade as a skate Punk..Hilarious!
Umm
Wildcats..It's the sport of Kings..better than diamond Rings....FOOTBALL!

[jagsfans]

Citizens on Patrol with a young David Spade as a skate Punk..Hilarious!
Umm
Wildcats..It's the sport of Kings..better than diamond Rings....FOOTBALL!

Thanks fucker:action-sm, that shitty rap is gonna be stuck in my head all night. Wildcats is a terrible fucking movie that I've seen so many fucking times on HBO.

[Ant's_rapier]

Not that they are bad movies but every time any of the Pirates of the Caribbean movies are on I have to watch.

I think Davey Jones is one of my favorite villians.

[Hudson]

Not that they are bad movies but every time any of the Pirates of the Caribbean movies are on I have to watch.

I think Davey Jones is one of my favorite villians.Loved him in the Brady Bunch and the Monkees!

[Ant's_rapier]

Loved him in the Brady Bunch and the Monkees!
Thats why he's great. You just don't expect it.;)

[Hudson]

Megaforce
Metalstorm
Spacehunter
Battle Beyond the Stars

[maxeypad]

Demoltion Man
Escape from L.A.
Tango & Cash

[Cunt Smasher]

Didn't read the whole thread..Re-Animator? Brain Dead (early Peter Jackson gore-fest).

[WhiskeyWhispers]

Didn't read the whole thread..Re-Animator? Brain Dead (early Peter Jackson gore-fest).

Oh my God. Blasphemy! Those are classics! Two of my favorites of all time. Not bad at all.

[shuganuts]

Buckaroo Banzai
Last Dragon

Last Dragon... holy Shit... Bruce LeRoy lives!!
Youngblood. Rob lowe is dreamy

[Hudson]

Didn't read the whole thread..Re-Animator? Brain Dead (early Peter Jackson gore-fest).Fuck! I forgot them!..Love the old cult films!
Phantasm
It's Alive!
Eraserhead
Puppet Master
Trio of Terror

[Hudson]

Last Dragon... holy Shit... Bruce LeRoy lives!!
Youngblood. Rob lowe is dreamy "Who's tha Master?"http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/6/67/250px-Shonuff01.jpg

[MrMotherFucker]

Red Dawn
Enemymine

[WhiteHonkyDevil]

Didn't read the whole thread..Re-Animator? Brain Dead (early Peter Jackson gore-fest).

Love Dead-Alive, but I can NOT get through the ear scene. I don't know why, but I can't handle it.

"Who's tha Master?"http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/6/67/250px-Shonuff01.jpg

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/lastdragon/lastdragon8.jpg

I AM

[MrMotherFucker]

i forgot about the last dragon

[ShavedLebaneseBear]

Every fucking time it is on...

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y256/j7wb/bloodsport.jpg

[THE FEZ MAN]

Red Dawn
Enemymine


x2

(so much that i dont consider either one of those bad movies)

[shuganuts]

"who's tha master?"http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/6/67/250px-shonuff01.jpg

sho nuff

[Fuck Crosby]

Any Nicolas Cage movie. Just watched Con Air last night actually.

[maxeypad]

Universal Solider!!!!

[Hudson]

Kill and Kill Again
Gymkata

[Sevenyars]

man on fire. I choke up everytime Dakota get let loose. and they hug.

[Hudson]

man on fire. I choke up everytime Dakota get let loose. and they hug.I actually applauded the swimming start scene.

[lockjaaaaww]

maximum overdrive
nightmare on elm street 3
scarry movie 1-3
phantasm 2
return of the living dead
scanners

worst movies I've ever seen (beyond unwatchable.)
3. deep Impact
2. The Others
1. Meet the Spartans

[Ant's_rapier]

I watched Twister yesterday while I was trying to go to sleep. Fuck me for that.

[lockjaaaaww]

halloween 3
bad movie but i'll watch it every time.

[Edible Napalm]

I fucking love bad movies, it might just be the MST3K fan me.

My list:
The people under the stairs
Fist of the north star (live action)
Flash Gorden and Flesh Gorden
Anything by Bird I. Gorden
Fear and loathing in las vegas
Scanners
Return of the living dead
Gymkata

so many more...

[jnoble]

Both guilty pleasures. Delta Force isn't terrible, but it's cheap looking and has some really cliched "I cant believe Chuck Norris just singlehandedly took out 8 terrorists shooting at him with Uzis while on a dirtbike" scenes. Also notable for being Lee Marvin's last film.

I loved the first Smokey film as a kid and still do like it, but part 3 was total garbage. That being said, it's got some funny interaction between Sheriff Justice and dumb Junior and I always liked those early to mid '80s third generation Trans Ams.

[25133WhooOoAH]

Troll 2
Jurassic Park III
The Scout
Star Wars new Trilogy(terrible but I watch them lol)

Ugh Deep Impact is the WORST!

[Turfmower]

Remo Williams the adventure begins
The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension
The 5th Element
The Last Starfighter
Big Trouble in Little China
Hudson Hawk

[BravoSierra]

Adventures in Babysitting.
What Women Want.... I don't know why I like that stupid movie but I do.

[Dre]

I was watching "Mannequin" with Andrew McCarthy and Kim Cattrall on Encore today. It's such a bad movies, and so out of date since the 80s, but I fucking love that flick. It's a really silly movie about a guy who get's a job at a department store and falls in love with this mannequin that comes to life, and only he can see it. It's got the recently deceased Estelle Geddy who has some horrible lines, but Kim Cattrall is VERY hot in it, it's before she became that disgusting whore on "Sex and the City", it's also got James Spader. Very stupid flick, but I never shut it off when it's on.

[Butter Nuggets]

Ricky-Oh: The Story of Ricky

There is not a moment in this movie that isn't awful, and it may still be the greatest cultural contribution Asia has ever given the world.

[jagsfans]

I was watching "Mannequin" with Andrew McCarthy and Kim Cattrall on Encore today. It's such a bad movies, and so out of date since the 80s, but I fucking love that flick. It's a really silly movie about a guy who get's a job at a department store and falls in love with this mannequin that comes to life, and only he can see it. It's got the recently deceased Estelle Geddy who has some horrible lines, but Kim Cattrall is VERY hot in it, it's before she became that disgusting whore on "Sex and the City", it's also got James Spader. Very stupid flick, but I never shut it off when it's on.

I'll never NOT watch this terrible movie when it's on. Remember the "Starship" song for this movie. It's fucking embarassing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H__UOz-xivs&feature=related

[SuperGolfer]

I curse Bill Burr for getting me into Speed 2.

He's completely right. It's so fucking awful, but you just have to watch it, since you can't believe it was actually made.

[EarthCrisis]

Out for Justice with Segal. I love the part where he clears out the bar with a towel and cue ball.

[Bone Dry]

Holy Man:smackhead: