Don’t represent yourself in court.

[Turtle]

http://www.break.com/index/how-not-to-fake-a-heart-attack.html

[Glenn Dandy]

Your saying a lawyer could pull off a fake heart attack?

[Buster H]

BWAHAHAHAAH..... they just continued on even though he was pretending to be unconscious

[BCH]

Heh. Well, it's a novel approach, gotta give him that.

[distortion9]

Classic....what a maroon.

[Turtle]

Next time try and fake a stoke

[Glenn Dandy]

I think i could pull off the runs.... If I got enough money together from commissary to buy a snack pack pudding..