umo
07-08-2008, 11:32 PM
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Get a fucking haircut. Looks like your mother fucked a monkey.
Here's my counteroffer to your counteroffer, go fuck yourself.
Announcing your plans is a good way to hear god laugh.
In life you have to do a lot of things you don't fucking want to do. That's what life is...one vile fucking task after another.
Don't play that shit where you make me drag your words out. Declare, or shut the fuck up.
He don't know if he's breathing or taking it in through fucking gills, he is that fucking cuntstruck.
Wave a penny under the Jew's nose! Any lick a breath left in 'em, brings 'em right around.
Over time, your quickness with a cocky rejoinder must have gotten you many punches in the face.
They are afloat in a fairy bubble. Him, Her snatch and his stupid fucking badge.
The world ends when your dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man and give some back.
You just know the fat whore has fucked for food.
You want a blowjob while I talk to you? I'm not offering personally.
Ad fucking Hoc, Free fucking Gratis, can we just get on with the fucking meeting?
I'd hate to think you were this fuckin' successful at something that was just a hobby.
The jury will retire to the whores' rooms and begin deliberations.
God bless you ignorant cocksuckers in Deadwood, who do strive mightily and with little money to add to my ever-increasing fortune.
I’m declaring myself conductor of this meeting as I have the bribe sheet.
what can anyone of us ever really fuckin’ hope for, huh? Except for a moment here and there with a person who doesn’t want to rob, steal or murder us?
That bacon you're eating might have a bit of a human aftertaste.
Johnny, some shit's best walked through alone.
Just knock him out and bring him in.
That type guy gets folks agitated. Forces ‘em to take a position, one side or the other. Agitation brings a slight bump up in whiskey sales but the sale of cunt, plummets.
I have been recently engaged in complicated negotiations with niggras who equal any other creature walking upright being able to fuck themselves up.
God rest the souls of that poor family... and pussy's half price for the next 15 minutes.
Speak truthfully to me or when Gabriel blows his trumpet you will emerge complete from the ass end of a pig.
Whore, if you're crying you better have a payin' dwarf underneath you.
Anyways,thanks for brushing up against my prick
As damp as your hands are, why do you continuously lick your fucking thumb?
I laugh in the face of danger. Then I hide till it goes away.
Slow down sucking my cock so fast. You got a stagecoach to catch or something?
One in his ear from behind, I'd like to see how fucking tough he was.
What makes you talk to me in that tone of voice?
A working fucking gold claim, Joanie, and thank you for allowing me my full range of expression.
How's that pussy-lotion? Should I try some on my ass?
Jesus Christ Bullock. The world abounds in all kinds of cunt...including hers.
Is the whore ready? Underarms clean? Cunts braided?
Don't fucking call me Al.
Welcome to fucking Deadwood!
Get a fucking haircut. Looks like your mother fucked a monkey.
Here's my counteroffer to your counteroffer, go fuck yourself.
Announcing your plans is a good way to hear god laugh.
In life you have to do a lot of things you don't fucking want to do. That's what life is...one vile fucking task after another.
Don't play that shit where you make me drag your words out. Declare, or shut the fuck up.
He don't know if he's breathing or taking it in through fucking gills, he is that fucking cuntstruck.
Wave a penny under the Jew's nose! Any lick a breath left in 'em, brings 'em right around.
Over time, your quickness with a cocky rejoinder must have gotten you many punches in the face.
They are afloat in a fairy bubble. Him, Her snatch and his stupid fucking badge.
The world ends when your dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man and give some back.
You just know the fat whore has fucked for food.
You want a blowjob while I talk to you? I'm not offering personally.
Ad fucking Hoc, Free fucking Gratis, can we just get on with the fucking meeting?
I'd hate to think you were this fuckin' successful at something that was just a hobby.
The jury will retire to the whores' rooms and begin deliberations.
God bless you ignorant cocksuckers in Deadwood, who do strive mightily and with little money to add to my ever-increasing fortune.
I’m declaring myself conductor of this meeting as I have the bribe sheet.
what can anyone of us ever really fuckin’ hope for, huh? Except for a moment here and there with a person who doesn’t want to rob, steal or murder us?
That bacon you're eating might have a bit of a human aftertaste.
Johnny, some shit's best walked through alone.
Just knock him out and bring him in.
That type guy gets folks agitated. Forces ‘em to take a position, one side or the other. Agitation brings a slight bump up in whiskey sales but the sale of cunt, plummets.
I have been recently engaged in complicated negotiations with niggras who equal any other creature walking upright being able to fuck themselves up.
God rest the souls of that poor family... and pussy's half price for the next 15 minutes.
Speak truthfully to me or when Gabriel blows his trumpet you will emerge complete from the ass end of a pig.
Whore, if you're crying you better have a payin' dwarf underneath you.
Anyways,thanks for brushing up against my prick
As damp as your hands are, why do you continuously lick your fucking thumb?
I laugh in the face of danger. Then I hide till it goes away.
Slow down sucking my cock so fast. You got a stagecoach to catch or something?
One in his ear from behind, I'd like to see how fucking tough he was.
What makes you talk to me in that tone of voice?
A working fucking gold claim, Joanie, and thank you for allowing me my full range of expression.
How's that pussy-lotion? Should I try some on my ass?
Jesus Christ Bullock. The world abounds in all kinds of cunt...including hers.
Is the whore ready? Underarms clean? Cunts braided?
Don't fucking call me Al.
Welcome to fucking Deadwood!