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umo
07-08-2008, 11:32 PM
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Get a fucking haircut. Looks like your mother fucked a monkey.

Here's my counteroffer to your counteroffer, go fuck yourself.

Announcing your plans is a good way to hear god laugh.

In life you have to do a lot of things you don't fucking want to do. That's what life is...one vile fucking task after another.

Don't play that shit where you make me drag your words out. Declare, or shut the fuck up.

He don't know if he's breathing or taking it in through fucking gills, he is that fucking cuntstruck.

Wave a penny under the Jew's nose! Any lick a breath left in 'em, brings 'em right around.

Over time, your quickness with a cocky rejoinder must have gotten you many punches in the face.

They are afloat in a fairy bubble. Him, Her snatch and his stupid fucking badge.

The world ends when your dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man and give some back.

You just know the fat whore has fucked for food.

You want a blowjob while I talk to you? I'm not offering personally.

Ad fucking Hoc, Free fucking Gratis, can we just get on with the fucking meeting?

I'd hate to think you were this fuckin' successful at something that was just a hobby.

The jury will retire to the whores' rooms and begin deliberations.

God bless you ignorant cocksuckers in Deadwood, who do strive mightily and with little money to add to my ever-increasing fortune.

I’m declaring myself conductor of this meeting as I have the bribe sheet.

what can anyone of us ever really fuckin’ hope for, huh? Except for a moment here and there with a person who doesn’t want to rob, steal or murder us?

That bacon you're eating might have a bit of a human aftertaste.

Johnny, some shit's best walked through alone.

Just knock him out and bring him in.

That type guy gets folks agitated. Forces ‘em to take a position, one side or the other. Agitation brings a slight bump up in whiskey sales but the sale of cunt, plummets.

I have been recently engaged in complicated negotiations with niggras who equal any other creature walking upright being able to fuck themselves up.

God rest the souls of that poor family... and pussy's half price for the next 15 minutes.

Speak truthfully to me or when Gabriel blows his trumpet you will emerge complete from the ass end of a pig.

Whore, if you're crying you better have a payin' dwarf underneath you.

Anyways,thanks for brushing up against my prick

As damp as your hands are, why do you continuously lick your fucking thumb?

I laugh in the face of danger. Then I hide till it goes away.

Slow down sucking my cock so fast. You got a stagecoach to catch or something?

One in his ear from behind, I'd like to see how fucking tough he was.

What makes you talk to me in that tone of voice?

A working fucking gold claim, Joanie, and thank you for allowing me my full range of expression.

How's that pussy-lotion? Should I try some on my ass?

Jesus Christ Bullock. The world abounds in all kinds of cunt...including hers.

Is the whore ready? Underarms clean? Cunts braided?

Don't fucking call me Al.

Welcome to fucking Deadwood!

jagsfans
07-08-2008, 11:41 PM
Might be the greatest character in TV history

Mindslayer
07-08-2008, 11:45 PM
"Bring the sled..."

WhiteHonkyDevil
07-08-2008, 11:57 PM
To expand a little on one that you posted.


Pain or damage don't end the world. Or despair or fucking beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man... and give some back.

Dre
07-08-2008, 11:59 PM
This thread brings a tear to my eye. I loved Deadwood so much, it was one of my all time favorite shows, and us viewers really did get screwed in the end. I'm in agreement, though, that Al is one of the best characters in Television history.

Anyone think we'll ever get those two "two hour films" to tie up the series?

:icon_roll

blackout-
07-09-2008, 12:02 AM
he's gonna be one of the main characters in the death race remake - saw the preview when i went to Wanted.

Mindslayer
07-09-2008, 12:04 AM
Doubt it about the movies. In fact recently even McShane said in an interview that he doesnt think they'll ever happen.

What really pisses me off, though, is that they cancel Deadwood yet John from Cincinnati has half of the fucking cast of Deadwood on it ! Not only that, but the show was complete shit, too.

WhiteHonkyDevil
07-09-2008, 12:05 AM
This thread brings a tear to my eye. I loved Deadwood so much, it was one of my all time favorite shows, and us viewers really did get screwed in the end. I'm in agreement, though, that Al is one of the best characters in Television history.

Anyone think we'll ever get those two "two hour films" to tie up the series?

:icon_roll

As much as I loved the show...where is there to go? It could have all been wrapped up with graphics at the end detailing what happened to each character, but other than that...what are we really missing?

Mindslayer
07-09-2008, 12:09 AM
Milch said he always planned for the show to go four seasons so I guess he had enough planned for that.

As far as the movies go, Im pretty sure Milch said that they wouldve jumped ahead a couple of years. Im just speculating here, but maybe the movies wouldve covered Bullock's time with the Rough Riders ? I know in RL that Bullock and TR were very close.

Three Hole Puncher
07-09-2008, 12:36 AM
I'll remember this one till the day I die...

Al, watching The Facts of Life retard struggling to walk up the stairs...

"Every step, a fucking adventure."

:haha7: :clap:

Arc Lite
07-09-2008, 09:07 AM
Fucking miss that show.

WhiskeyWhispers
07-09-2008, 09:08 AM
I'll remember this one till the day I die...

Al, watching The Facts of Life retard struggling to walk up the stairs...

"Every step, a fucking adventure."

:haha7: :clap:

My favorite line is when he walks by her sweeping on the stairs and says:

"Go do that somewhere I can't see you"

Loved Al. One of my all-time favorite characters.

Dre
07-09-2008, 09:09 AM
he's gonna be one of the main characters in the death race remake - saw the preview when i went to Wanted.

Same here, and I'm a fan of the original Death Race 2000, and aside from Al being in it, that movie looks terrible.

Mindslayer
07-09-2008, 02:06 PM
He was also in We Are Marshall. It was weird seeing him as a small town nice guy, even more so since his character was melancholic most of the movie after losing his son in the plane crash at the beginning.

Arc Lite
07-09-2008, 03:07 PM
What about fucking Hot Rod? Played the Step Dad or whatever. Stupid Movie, but loved the dude's character. Ian McShane rocks.

http://www.chappellnet.com/images/hotrod.jpg

Ant's_rapier
07-09-2008, 03:37 PM
He also was the voice of Tai Long in Kung Fu Panda. Talk about weird.

Three Hole Puncher
07-09-2008, 03:56 PM
How sad is that list of work? Will somebody throw this guy a role worthy of his incredible talent aready? He's Al Swearingen ferchrissakes.

btw... he had a great role in Sexy Beast.

Mindslayer
07-09-2008, 09:31 PM
Yea he was pretty much the only reason I watched it a while back. Small but really cool role. Kind of like Al if he lived in modern day England.

Big Dick Mcgee
07-09-2008, 10:16 PM
All this talk has made me want to go buy the dvd's. God I miss that show.

Mindslayer
07-09-2008, 10:20 PM
Yea Ive got all three seasons. Great stuff.

umo
07-12-2008, 03:16 PM
"I'm prepared to scour the Earth for that motherfucker. If Butch goes to Indochina, I want a n!gger waiting in a bowl of rice ready to pop a cap in his ass."

OK, Swearingen never said that...but he should've.