Dick Arrested

[Tax Kuntz]

Cops: Comedian groped, exposed breasts of 17-year-old California girl

JULY 16--Comedian Andy Dick was arrested this morning by California cops on drug and sexual battery charges. Dick, 42, was nabbed around 2 AM in a Riverside County parking lot after he allegedly groped the breasts of a 17-year-old girl and then pulled the teen's tank top and bra down, exposing her breasts (the incident occurred outside the Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant). During a search of Dick, police discovered a small amount of marijuana in his pants pocket and a single Xanax pill for which he did not have a prescription. An "extremely intoxicated" Dick (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0716082andydick2.html) was booked into the Southwest Detention Center, where bail was set at $5,000. In May 2004, Dick was arrested on a pot possession charge (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0511042dick1.html) while attending the Coachella music festival, also in Riverside County.

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[Sinn Fein]

he allegedly groped the breasts of a 17-year-old girl and then pulled the teen's tank top and bra down, exposing her breasts

He's a naughty, naughty boy.

[WhiskeyWhispers]

Best. Mugshot. Ever.

What a lunatic.

[Ovaherenow]

he looks like he's posing for a heath ledger joker thing...

[Stalker2]

lol Andy `Chinuts` Dick.

[Zona992006]

he is going to do hard parole for this one. After rehab of course.

[Stormrider666]

If there ever was a "celebrity" that I wanted to see arrested, it would be this unfunny hack.

[LiddyRules]

The only good thing he ever did was Newsradio, still one of the funniest sitcoms ever on tv.

[SatansCheerledr]

He looks 52.

[Ballbuster1]

He looks 52.

Hey! :(



He does look like a fucking maniac.

[WhiteHonkyDevil]

Man, the cons are going to have fun with his chin

[Jambi]

Why was the dumbfuck carrying ONE xanax? That's like getting busted with one line of coke. Just eat the fucking thing already, you ass.

Maybe he needed the small amount of weed and one xanax to calm his nerves if he crossed paths with Jon Lovitz.

[Dopie Opie]

Do you think Buffalo Wild Wings appreciates the publicity.

[LiddyRules]

Do you think Buffalo Wild Wings appreciates the publicity. Now that I know hot big tittied 17 year olds go there, I'm strapping on the bib.

[South Jersey]

"extremely intoxicated" Dick

He must have been drunk, he groped a girl. :icon_mrgr

[SatansCheerledr]

Hey! :(


Hey, you look great for 52. Dick looks like shit for 42.

[Glenn Dandy]

I LOVE DICK!

HOw much you wanna bet thats on a sig in the mo.

[al885]

anyone remember "little brown ring"?

[South Jersey]

anyone remember "little brown ring"?

:puke:

[Tax Kuntz]

anyone remember "little brown ring"?

http://www.andydick.com/mp3/Little_Brown_Ring.mp3

[MrBogey]

It's a shame the arresting officer didn't have a "drop piece".

[Gladys kravitz]

What a great mug shot. I'll take him in the celebrity death pool:killme:

[maz]

He must have been drunk, he groped a girl. :icon_mrgr

No Shit

Isn't he a Fageler ?

[boardsofcanada]

fuck heath ledger

this creepy fuck should have been the fucking joker.

[Sprite]

Talk about hot teen news!

[Voss's Tumor]

I was at the Buffalo Wild Wings here in Dallas and I saw Michael Irvin. Long story short he ended up preaching to my table of friends about how Jesus saves, drugs are bad, and giving us all relationship advice.

Apparently Buffalo Wild Wings is a hang out for hypocritical quasi-celebrities nationwide.

[Sprite]

drugs are bad

mmmmmmmmmmkay