My Favorite MILF

[umo]

Nina Hartley was the hottest piece of ass when she was young. She is the hottest MILF now. She will be the hottest GILF when she is over 50.


n_twxMpyBdE

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y103/umo/nina-hartley.jpg

[Absolutely]

Have you noticed that in all her "Newer" scenes, say the past 1-2 years, she'll wear fucking flesh or black pantyhose? Like a Hooters waitress...
I guess she is 49 though.

I'm an Emma Starr and Sienna West fan at the moment.
Sienna West is always included in the Milf stuff, but she's probably like 30.
I like when you'll see some porn titled like "Anal Teen Princesses" and it's the same girl from "Mature women who like cocks" video.

http://www1.picfront.org/picture/XvdmE0Bq/img/238-1MrsStarr.jpg
http://www.xxxsiennawest.com/images/sw2.jpg

[maz]

Mason Storm

I don't know how to post pics or links

maz is dumb

[ThatsNotFunny]

Vicky Vette

http://www.danniforums.com/galleries/tgp/vicky_vette/images/vicky_vette_06.jpg

[maz]

She's Cool Too

[WhiteHonkyDevil]

Nina Hartley.....I met her a couple years ago. She was still looking fucking stunning and has a great sense of humor.

For the topic at hand...does Traci Lords have kids yet? If so, she's the one. Pretty sure she doesn't though. So....Ginger Lynn

[Absolutely]

I also Love Savanna Samson, who is 40.
http://www.boostfiend.com/AEE08/gallery/images/v240.jpg

[maz]

Google Mason Storm

Even without makeup

She's Fine

Just Sayin'

[boardsofcanada]

Can't jerk off right now so ill have to get back to this thread with names later.

[Absolutely]

Non Porn Milf...
Susan Sarandon. She's fucking 61 years old...
http://hdtvcaptures.blogsome.com/images/20041020_Leno_SusanSarandon.jpg
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y55/silverbeam/A%20CSM%20Blog/susan-sarandon.jpg

[eng158]

i just love all milfs. keep the pics coming.

[CousinDave]

Lisa Ann, but she's not a MILF - just an ILF

[Stig]

Non Porn Milf...
Susan Sarandon. She's fucking 61 years old...


Two problems there:
1) Creepy golf ball eyes.
2) She's a fucking cunt.

[fandango86]

Non porn milf for me is Julianne Moore

[Phi Mu Alpha]

Stacy's Mom

[maz]

Two problems there:
1) Creepy golf ball eyes.
2) She's a fucking cunt.

Correctamundo !

[DJ Evel Ed]

She looks better now than she did 20 years ago. Must be the facial cream.

[Lunchbox420]

I also Love Savanna Samson, who is 40.
http://www.boostfiend.com/AEE08/gallery/images/v240.jpg

She is from upstate NY, when she was younger she would come back to Rochester to headline at some clubs...fucking NICE

[blakesnake00]

Man I loved Nina back in the day.Now when I hear her talk I cant stand that horrible lisp she has.I dont remember her having that back in the late 80's early 90's.I wonder what ever happen to Victoria Paris,pornstar about the same time as Nina they did some movies together and man was that a jerk fest when I was 17.

[cosmic cow]

I think Susan Sarandon is past the MILF stage..............in the photo above whats falling more: the dress, the boobs or the skin?


and of course I'd hit it

[weeniewawa]

Google Mason Storm

Even without makeup

She's Fine

Just Sayin'

here ya go maz

http://panther.toyboxxx.com/images/pornstars/full/293681.jpg
http://panther.toyboxxx.com/images/pornstars/full/293680.jpg
http://images1.filecloud.com/330138/masonst025.JPG

[buttwax]

beanie.
just so i would have a chance at the beanie cup.
cuppin' my balls!

[unklewilly]

Vicky Vette

http://www.danniforums.com/galleries/tgp/vicky_vette/images/vicky_vette_06.jpg

x2...I found a ton of her stuff on limewire....can always dump a batch to Ms. Vette..:icon_razz

[unklewilly]

Can't jerk off right now so ill have to get back to this thread with names later.

is this East Side dave? What...no permission form the wife to spank it?

[Cunt Smasher]

One of my fav porn moments of all time was Nina and I don't remember his name,she's on top and GRINDS out an orgasm,just using his cock for a fuck toy,then you can see her mouth the word "sorry" and back to "acting" the scene.Saw her in an interview once saying how she really does like the fucking,not in it just for the money.

[Bud8Weiser]

Vicky Vette

http://www.danniforums.com/galleries/tgp/vicky_vette/images/vicky_vette_06.jpg

Winner. Love Vicky Vette.


That chick in the first post isn't even 50 yet. Holy shit. Looks like she's 65.

[Ballbuster1]

My favorite MILF: I'm banging her!



Had to say that or I'd get nothing for awhile...

[WoodenPlank]

Non porn milf for me is Julianne Moore

Quoted for fucking truth.

[al885]

desirae spencer

[SwimConnerSwim]

Two problems there:
1) Creepy golf ball eyes.
2) Her husband is a fucking cunt.


Fixed it for ya.

[Zona992006]

Favorite milf..
#1. Stacey Dash


http://www.bossip.com/wp-content/uploads/staceydash7.jpg

#2. Markie Post (remember her?)
http://www.8ung.at/filminfo/pictures/colt/majorie.jpg

[maz]

X2 on both of them , Zona

maz Likey

Throw in Kelly Ripa too

[maz]

here ya go maz

http://panther.toyboxxx.com/images/pornstars/full/293681.jpg
http://panther.toyboxxx.com/images/pornstars/full/293680.jpg
http://images1.filecloud.com/330138/masonst025.JPG

Thanks Bro

Love that broad

:clap::clap::clap:

She's Ah- Door-Able !!

[ih8Uboo-boo]

My favorite MILF: I'm banging her!



Had to say that or I'd get nothing for awhile...


*cough**cough*faggot*cough*cough**:action-sm

[Stig]

Originally Posted by Ted the Poster
Two problems there:
1) Creepy golf ball eyes.
2) Her husband is a fucking cunt.
Fixed it for ya.

Tim Robbins only does what his mommy tells him to do.

[bb1mobile]

Throw in Kelly Ripa too

Definitely Kelly Ripa. Always liked her.

[BigJewishTits]

porn milf: christy canyon

http://www.australiancelebritymagazine.com.au/USERIMAGES/canyonstand.JPG

non porn milf (gilf actually): helen mirren

http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/helenhotness1.jpg

[weeniewawa]

porn milf: christy canyon

http://www.australiancelebritymagazine.com.au/USERIMAGES/canyonstand.JPG

non porn milf (gilf actually): helen mirren

http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/helenhotness1.jpg

i think ggilf is more like it

[Sinn Fein]

My favorite MILF: I'm banging her!



Had to say that or I'd get nothing for awhile...

So am I.

You get what I mean.

Same boat, yadda, yadda, yadda.

[umo]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y103/umo/Madonna.jpg

I cannot believe Madonna is 50 fucking years old. Her body looks insane. She kicks offs her "Sticky and Sweet" world tour today.

[maz]

Don't think I've ever jacked to her

Maybe in the old days

[WOWmagnet]

non porn milf...
Susan sarandon. She's fucking 61 years old...
http://hdtvcaptures.blogsome.com/images/20041020_leno_susansarandon.jpg
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y55/silverbeam/a%20csm%20blog/susan-sarandon.jpg

fail.

[wes mantooth]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y103/umo/Madonna.jpg

I cannot believe Madonna is 50 fucking years old. Her body looks insane. She kicks offs her "Sticky and Sweet" world tour today.


Think again. I never realized she was such an Iggy Pop fan.

http://takeareport.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/showletter-61.jpg

[maz]

Ooofff !!!

Have a Fuckin' Sammich

[BlackNinja]

morgan fairchild, who is 58
http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/cms/ul/20070423-Morgan_Fairchild_Tits2.jpg

[THE FEZ MAN]

Ooofff !!!

that about covers it.

[maz]

You'd still hit it though , Right ?


Definitely Morgan Fairchild

Is that pic recent ?

[Stormrider666]

A couple of other porn milfs:

Chelsea Zihm
Angelica Sin

Morgan Fairchild is definitely one of my favorite non-porn milfs.

[wes mantooth]

For porn stars I'll go with Chasey Lain. She's 37.

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n210/pbh94515/chaseylain.jpg

[Stormrider666]

For porn stars I'll go with Chasey Lain. She's 37.

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n210/pbh94515/chaseylain.jpg

I have always had this question, shouldn't the age range for a chick to be considered a milf, be 40 and above.

Hot pic btw.

[maz]

Damn , Wes

Gonna have to write Her name down

[wes mantooth]

I have always had this question, shouldn't the age range for a chick to be considered a milf, be 40 and above.

Hot pic btw.


That's a fair question. You're probably right but I really like Chasey. She's held up well compared to most porn chicks plus as a small bonus she's from NC. Yay state pride. Google Riley Mason for a recent NC star. She's a dirty girl.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/16/Chasey_Lain_DSC_0236_cropped.JPG/200px-Chasey_Lain_DSC_0236_cropped.JPG

[Absolutely]

Dude, have you seen the video of Chasey Lain going nuts on the set?
All cracked out, doing some crack in the car, making no sense.
She looks like a homeless man's asshole now... Like those meth addict billboards.
I'd do her though, if I could wear a hazmat suit.
Here or here

http://theroundy.typepad.com/my_weblog/2008/08/chasey-lain-goes-crazy-on-a-porn-set.html

http://www.humornsex.com/videos-video/view-31333/Chasey-Lain-is-a-crackwhore.html

[wes mantooth]

Dude, have you seen the video of Chasey Lain going nuts on the set?
All cracked out, doing some crack in the car, making no sense.
She looks like a homeless man's asshole now... Like those meth addict billboards.
I'd do her though, if I could wear a hazmat suit.
Here or here

http://theroundy.typepad.com/my_weblog/2008/08/chasey-lain-goes-crazy-on-a-porn-set.html

http://www.humornsex.com/videos-video/view-31333/Chasey-Lain-is-a-crackwhore.html



You know what? If I play my cards right I might be able to land this princess. :D

[Absolutely]

You know what? If I play my cards right I might be able to land this princess. :D

$25 should get you enough Meth for her for a half hour or so, that should be about all you need.

That's not a bad deal...

[wes mantooth]

$25 should get you enough Meth for her for a half hour or so, that should be about all you need.

That's not a bad deal...


$25? Fuck that, I'll just tell her I'm filming a video about her.

azZV516s6qI


Apologies for the shit quality.



.

[Ren5150]

Mason Storm

I don't know how to post pics or links

maz is dumb

Isnt that Steven Seagals name in some movie he did?

[buxotica]

I have always had this question, shouldn't the age range for a chick to be considered a milf, be 40 and above.

Hot pic btw.

If so, then Mary Louise Parker qualifies at 44. In the prime of milfhood but not yet a cougar.

http://www.starsmix.com/celeb_picture/5mary-louise_parker04_jpg.jpghttp://hrudu.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/59150.jpg

http://seat42f.com/site/images/stories/tvshows/Weeds/PromoPhotosSeason3/weeds-season-3-promo-photo-mary-louise-parker-2.jpghttp://www.bobpitch.com/anon/funkstar_Mary-Louise%20Parker.jpg

http://www.starsmix.com/celeb_picture/5mary-louise_parker01_jpg.jpghttp://www.starsmix.com/celeb_picture/5mary-louise_parker17_jpg.jpg

[umo]

What is the dividing line that separates a MILF from a Cougar?

[buxotica]

Just semantics,really. Somehow MILF sounds a little younger and hotter. Cougar makes me think leathery skin and too much perfume. :rolleyes:

[wes mantooth]

What is the dividing line that separates a MILF from a Cougar?



Good question. I think a MILF is any chick over 40 you'd fuck sober. A Cougar is any chick over 30 you need some type of hallucinogen to fuck.

[umo]

MILF is any chick over 40 you'd fuck sober. A Cougar is any chick over 30 you need some type of hallucinogen to fuck.
Well said. :clap::clap::clap:

[buxotica]

Milf: http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s74/missrustyomoore/milf1.jpg

Cougar:http://img.coxnewsweb.com/B/09/40/17/image_1317409.jpg

Sabretooth:http://www.bitboard.com/0798/saggy.jpg

Leopard:http://lauriekendrick.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/leopard.jpg

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

Leopard:http://lauriekendrick.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/leopard.jpg

looks like she ate the leopard and then wore the skin as a trophy.

[Stormrider666]

What is the dividing line that separates a MILF from a Cougar?

To me, a cougar is woman who is 40 and above, who is not married and actively seeks out younger guys or girls to fuck.

[THE FEZ MAN]

To me, a cougar is woman who is 40 and above, who is not married and actively seeks out younger guys or girls to fuck.

agreed a milf is a woman that is over 30, has at least one little burden and you would toss one into

[jackjack]

What is the dividing line that separates a MILF from a Cougar?

I don't think there is one. A MILF could be a cougar if she pursues significantly younger mates, has a kid, and you want to fuck her.

I don't see where the age component of a MILF applies. The acronym completely defines the concept. I'd say Jamie-Lynn Spears qualifies as a MILF.

[Stormrider666]

I don't think there is one. A MILF could be a cougar if she pursues significantly younger mates, has a kid, and you want to fuck her.

I don't see where the age component of a MILF applies. The acronym completely defines the concept. I'd say Jamie-Lynn Spears qualifies as a MILF.

I'm sorry, she may have a kid but to me Jamie-Lynn is a JBIL. When she turns 18, she will be a barely legal whore. Although the term Teen MILF does sound hot.

[SmallFry]

Non Porn Milf...
Susan Sarandon. She's fucking 61 years old...
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y55/silverbeam/A%20CSM%20Blog/susan-sarandon.jpg

I normally would agree with the guy that said something about golfball eyes and that she's a cunt, but in this case, that boob about to pop out and the lack of evidence that she's 61, and that there is no golfball eye's in this pic, is fucking hot.

[Arc Lite]

I kind of look at it like a MILF is someone that a guy desires to fuck. A willing participant if you will. A cougar is an old bitch on the prowl for young men that are drunk enough to fuck them.

Has anyone mentioned that isn't a MILF actually supposed to be a mother, like have children?

[Mindslayer]

To me, a cougar is woman who is 40 and above, who is not married and actively seeks out younger guys or girls to fuck.

Id have to agree with this, I work with a woman who is 43, newly divorced, and actively seeks out younger guys. She looks pretty fuckin good, too, and if I wasnt engaged Id definitely go for it, although she says she considers me too young (even though Im 31). I think she told me that her age limit was 35.

[maxeypad]

awesome thread....MILFS rule....and cougars too :D

[kloraferm]

When you've been with milfs and gilfs, it doesn't always have the exact same appeal as it once did (btw, a milf isn't always a cougar. My ex was one and she was 21 at the time...just sayin')

[umo]

This cougar is a GILF

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y103/umo/lola12.jpg

[umo]

World's most intimidating Cougar
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y103/umo/AnnCoulter.jpg
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y103/umo/ann_coulter.jpg

[maz]

Milf: http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s74/missrustyomoore/milf1.jpg

Got a name on this one ?

[umo]

Granny MILF

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y103/umo/torrie.jpg

[maxeypad]

Granny Milfs are NOT where its at.....maybe for some...not for me

whenever that chick from wifeysworld.com becomes a MILF...she's in my top 10 for sure.....maybe she is technically a MILF already....

[JimsInfectedEye]

Granny Milfs are NOT where its at.....maybe for some...not for me

whenever that chick from wifeysworld.com becomes a MILF...she's in my top 10 for sure.....maybe she is technically a MILF already....

Yup, she is.

[shwoogie]

Monica Bellucci. She's 40-something and hot as hell.


http://www.vivacinema.it/img/monica-bellucci-picture-2.jpg

http://images.askmen.com/galleries/actress/monica-bellucci/pictures/monica-bellucci-picture-3.jpg

[wes mantooth]

Monica Bellucci is so fucking hot. Nice call.

[SwimConnerSwim]

Carrie Ann Moss is my MILF of choice.
http://www.jsrpages.co.uk/scansm/mossca/carrie_anne_moss_jsrt3%20(2).jpg

[gleet]

Carrie Ann Moss is my MILF of choice.
http://www.jsrpages.co.uk/scansm/mossca/carrie_anne_moss_jsrt3%20(2).jpg

Is that an extra hairy arm or a good scald burn?

[stillbornstew]

maria grazia cucinotta, sicilian actress. she looks like most of the gals down there. GOD do i sicily. it think she's 40, whatever.

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x8/chanakyastudio/MariaGraziaCucinotta4.jpg
http://www.angololibero.it/notizie/img/data/2007/04/124725n.jpg
http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/4230/mariagraziacucinotta41aj.jpg

[WOWmagnet]

maria grazia cucinotta, sicilian actress. she looks like most of the gals down there. GOD do i sicily. it think she's 40, whatever.

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x8/chanakyastudio/MariaGraziaCucinotta4.jpg
http://www.angololibero.it/notizie/img/data/2007/04/124725n.jpg
http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/4230/mariagraziacucinotta41aj.jpg

Silicone.

[buxotica]

Got a name on this one ?

Unfortunately, no. The image location includes the name Miss Rusty Moore but i've looked around and had no luck finding more pics :( Maybe it's just one pic that found it's way onto the interwebs, who knows.

I've been thinking about this MILF vs cougar thing. I think the age thing definitely overlaps quite a bit. Cougars, it's generally agreed, are over 40. MILFs can be a little younger than that, I believe. MILFs are also inherently desirable, hence the term Mom I'd like to fuck. Cougars may or may not be desirable. Some are very hot, some are mangy old cats who are just hot to fuck. Maybe they are alone in their house alot while their husband is away on business. Maybe they also have a pool table on which they liked to be banged like a shithouse door in high wind. Maybe they always keep a lot of weed and liquor on hand. Maybe they have a big flatscreen and won't bother you while the Cowboys are on unless it's to hand you the bong or a fresh drink. Just sayin.:action-sm


Meanwhile, another one... Jami Gertz ain't bad at all. Not sure how old these pics are though.

http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/jami-gertz-30th-annual-peoples-choice-awards-arrivals-0R02mB.jpghttp://store.infinitecoolness.com/coolposters/personalities/jamigertz/jamigertzposter001.jpghttp://cache.viewimages.com/xc/1160095.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF1939057D9939C83F106856C8D20BF5BAFDE 5A5397277B4DC33E

[buxotica]

Monica Bellucci. She's 40-something and hot as hell.


http://www.vivacinema.it/img/monica-bellucci-picture-2.jpg



Wow, just took a good look at this one..... Nice.

[maz]

Yep
Thumbs Up on Jamie Gertz

[kloraferm]

Gotta go with Gertz, Bellucci and the Sicilian gal...hell fuckin' yeah.
http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/7124/evalaruety0.jpg
Eva LaRue from one of the CSI shows (not too shabby IMHO)

[WhiskeyWhispers]

Monica Bellucci. She's 40-something and hot as hell.


http://www.vivacinema.it/img/monica-bellucci-picture-2.jpg


maria grazia cucinotta, sicilian actress. she looks like most of the gals down there. GOD do i sicily. it think she's 40, whatever.

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x8/chanakyastudio/MariaGraziaCucinotta4.jpg

God I love those guinea bitches, I'd love to drown in Monica Bellucci's titties and smother my face in her ass.

[kloraferm]

God I love those guinea bitches, I'd love to drown in Monica Bellucci's titties and smother my face in her ass.
Who wouldn't? :rolleyes:
http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/9334/monicabellucci15hh4.jpg

[maxeypad]

Traci Lords(OH YES!)
Jenny McCarthy....she's a milf.....well maybe not old enough
Monica Bellucci(GOOD CALL on that one)
Wifey...
Sophie Marceau(i find her really bangable, and purdy)

[kloraferm]

Jenny McCarthy....she's a milf.....well maybe not old enough
Hot MILFs age doesn't matter, only bangability.

[jackjack]

Hot MILFs age doesn't matter, only bangability.

Absolutely. There's only the ILF part and the M part.
Nothing about age there at all.

[Turtle]

Monica Bellucci. She's 40-something and hot as hell.


http://www.vivacinema.it/img/monica-bellucci-picture-2.jpg

http://images.askmen.com/galleries/actress/monica-bellucci/pictures/monica-bellucci-picture-3.jpg

Hot yes! Mom? I don't know.

[LilJimmyRbinson]

Sorry no pics to add (at work), but Mimi Rogers is in that huge tit MILF category hall of fame.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

love Monica Bellucci....and honey

http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/278/honeywa7.jpg
http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n203/bigpopcorn/MonicaBelluccihoney2.jpg

[CousinDave]

Might as well mention Carla Bruni, the wife of the French President.
She's posed nude several times over the years

link to Google images: http://tinyurl.com/6mv4lq

[DocSavage]

This is one of my favorite threads!

[Cunt Smasher]

Italian TV star Sara Varone,enjoy.Don't wear out your google-fu.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCXf7tSLNoM&feature=related

[maz]

Sorry no pics to add (at work), but Mimi Rogers is in that huge tit MILF category hall of fame.

[alan alda] YESSSS [aa]

[Absolutely]

[alan alda] YESSSS [aa]

Mimi Rogers is kind of ugly, says I
In 5 years her tits are going to literally be hanging down to her knees, big grandma tits...With her hairy bush.
http://www.australiancelebritymagazine.com.au/USERIMAGES/mimiff.JPG

[buxotica]

Might as well mention Carla Bruni, the wife of the French President.
She's posed nude several times over the years

link to Google images: http://tinyurl.com/6mv4lq

Hell yes, good call.
http://www.perfectpeople.net/photo-picture-image-media/Carla-Bruni-754x1144-82kb-media-76-media-129234-1199365501.jpghttp://www.blogfhm.fr/images/DECEMBRE/carla_bruni.jpg


http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/278/honeywa7.jpghttp://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n203/bigpopcorn/MonicaBelluccihoney2.jpg

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb51/xmagicshep1/drooling-homer.gif

[stillbornstew]

Silicone.
hmmmmmmmmm, maybe. but implants aren't too big in italy that i know of. and most of her work is outiside of the US.

ava lauren and lisa ann. both totally sporting the california "getting old" look.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f4/Ava_Lauren,_Lisa_Ann_DSC_0238.JPG/450px-Ava_Lauren,_Lisa_Ann_DSC_0238.JPG

[Absolutely]

Yeah, I like Ava Lauren as well.
She's not the hottest, in fact I don't know if she really that attractive facially at all, but she's filthy and seems to really try hard - which is hot.

[stillbornstew]

Yeah, I like Ava Lauren as well.
She's not the hottest, in fact I don't know if she really that attractive facially at all, but she's filthy and seems to really try hard - which is hot.
a little moxie goes a long way don't it? :D

[umo]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y103/umo/l_n_c.jpg

[abudabit]

http://crucialtaunt.com/politics/images/SarahPalin380tall.jpg

No nude pics yet but give it a couple months.

[Stig]

Courtesy of Blue Heeler.
http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/5939/sarahpalin2copyqn7.jpg

First Vice Presidential candidate who I would eat out.

[THE FEZ MAN]

id hit it

[umo]

http://crucialtaunt.com/politics/images/SarahPalin380tall.jpg
She is a MILF but she don't believe in abortion. That is a huge negative cuz I don't use condoms. Even more disturbing...she's got a Down Syndrome baby.

[WOWmagnet]

She is a MILF but she don't believe in abortion. That is a huge negative cuz I don't use condoms. Even more disturbing...she's got a Down Syndrome baby.

Nothing a Doc Martin in the abdomen wouldn't have fixed. Followed by the "ol' trip down the stairs."

[Zona992006]

http://crucialtaunt.com/politics/images/SarahPalin380tall.jpg

No nude pics yet but give it a couple months.

:clap:

[Zona992006]

Courtesy of Blue Heeler.
http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/5939/sarahpalin2copyqn7.jpg

First Vice Presidential candidate who I would eat out.

OH please, there are plenty...oh wait. Nevermind.

[Absolutely]

First Vice Presidential candidate who I would eat out.

Cmon, you would have went down on 1984 Geraldine...
http://history.sandiego.edu/GEN/USPics45/1984ferraro.jpg

[abudabit]

1984... Palin was 20 years old and runner up to Ms Alaska that year.

[DanaReevesLungs]

Best part about Palin, her hair isn't short. Winner in my book.:thumbsup:

[25133WhooOoAH]

My ex g/f's mother was a Milf..I wanted to fuck her more then her daughter half the time...Anyone else?

[wes mantooth]

My ex g/f's mother was a Milf..I wanted to fuck her more then her daughter half the time...Anyone else?


No. My ex-fiance's mother looked like John Denver. Couldn't even jack to her really. Tried.

[abudabit]

http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t181/abudabitd/23808_1_468.jpg

Future President Palin

[maz]

Holy Shit !!

Thanks Abud

[LilJimmyRbinson]

courtesy of blue heeler.
http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/5939/sarahpalin2copyqn7.jpg

first vice presidential candidate who i would eat out.

qft!

[The Sarge]

http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t181/abudabitd/23808_1_468.jpg

Future President Palin

That's GOTTA be chopped. There's no way. However, still fuckin' HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOT

[umo]

http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t181/abudabitd/23808_1_468.jpg

Photoshop wins again.:clap::clap::clap:

[abudabit]

Yeah, you guys are right. Looks like the lower neck is the chop point.

God damnit, I masturbated for nothing.

[Awful Me]

Kora Cummings.

[critical_phil]

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/7430/vpilffg9.jpg

[umo]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y103/umo/sarah-2.jpg
b5t5GukrWOU

[Jimmy's Dignity]

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/7430/vpilffg9.jpg

:haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7:

[CousinDave]

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/7430/vpilffg9.jpg


I didn't know Sarah Palin knew the MILF Hunter.

[umo]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y103/umo/sarah-palin.jpg

[Razor Roman]

Michele Bachmann (R-Minn)

Congressional Milf! (she enters at 2:30)

eqPJaFoTv0E

[CousinDave]

Michele Bachmann (R-Minn)

Congressional Milf! (she enters at 2:30)

eqPJaFoTv0E


According to Wiki she's 52

[You Know Him]

Those Republicans...they use sex appeal to win the elections now.

[umo]

Sarah Palin gives new meaning to the slogan "Drill here Drill now"

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y103/umo/sarah-palin.jpg

[abudabit]

Sarah Palin gives new meaning to the slogan "Drill here Drill now"

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y103/umo/sarah-palin.jpg

Double posting won't fool us into thinking it's real. I fell for it the previous page but not this one. :)

[Absolutely]

Michele Bachmann (R-Minn)

Congressional Milf! (she enters at 2:30)

She looked a lot better on tv last night, compared to her google images results...
I'd stick it in, but wouldn't brag about it.
http://ericblackink.minnpost.com/wp-content/uploads/Nov._07/us_rep_michele_bachmann.jpg
http://images.publicradio.org/content/2007/01/02/20070102_bachmann_2.jpg

[CousinDave]

She looked a lot better on tv last night, compared to her google images results...
I'd stick it in, but wouldn't brag about it.
http://ericblackink.minnpost.com/wp-content/uploads/Nov._07/us_rep_michele_bachmann.jpg
http://images.publicradio.org/content/2007/01/02/20070102_bachmann_2.jpg



looks like she lost weight and maybe had some work done on her face. I didn't see her on TV last night, but the Youtube clip looks like shes under 40 - shes doing something right to look that good at her age

[abudabit]

Was beer involved? That's usually what causes them to look good temporarily.

[ChimneyFish]

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/7430/vpilffg9.jpg

I didn't know Sarah Palin knew the MILF Hunter.

Douchefuck!!!!

I was a day late on my attempt at a joke in the "who are you voting for" thread.

Sorry about stealing your joke, sir.:icon_mad:

[maxeypad]

such a great thread....and i'm happy to know that Jenny McCarthy is considered MILF-worthy...... haha

[umo]

She is 61 but after a few Heinekens...I will go there.

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y103/umo/340x.jpg
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y103/umo/GlennClose.jpg

[buxotica]

Heather Locklear, about to be 47. Just spent a month in a psych treatment center for anxiety and depression She's probably very horny and has a fat bottle of xanax.
http://www.celebrityroyale.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/heather_locklear1_300_400.jpghttp://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2008/03/08-15/heather-locklear-suicide.jpghttp://206.47.170.43/channels/images/HeatherLocklearART456.jpg


http://upload.moldova.org/movie/actors/h/heather_locklear/thumbnails/tn2_heather_locklear_3.jpghttp://theblemish.com/images/2006/08/heather_locklear_dress.jpghttp://images.askmen.com/galleries/actress/heather-locklear/pictures/heather-locklear-picture-3.jpg

[umo]

I think Heather used to date Tommy Lee. Gattdammit, that drummer gets all the good pussy.

[Sinn Fein]

I think Heather used to date Tommy Lee. Gattdammit, that drummer gets all the good pussy.

She was married to Tommy Lee.

[wetandstickyjim]

She was married to Tommy Lee.

I hate him.

[umo]

MILFY McMooseburger aka Caribou Barbie

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y103/umo/palin-1.jpg

[maxeypad]

Heather Locklear, about to be 47. Just spent a month in a psych treatment center for anxiety and depression She's probably very horny and has a fat bottle of xanax.



sounds like a dream milf to me:icon_bigg:clap:
i wonder if she or I would eat all the xanax first?

[umo]

Campbell Brown is the 40 year old anchorwoman on CNN. She is perfect viewing material if ya need to rub one out while watching the evening news.

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y103/umo/cnn.jpg

[PunchYourself187]

Anyone see the movie "Stepbrothers" this summer? Mary Steenburgen (age 55) looks really fucking hot now - way hotter than in BTTF3, period piece or not.
http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/01vC9BG9BYbDB/610x.jpg

My other milfs would probably be Ellen Barkin (age 54) in "Ocean's Thirteen" and definitely Dana Delaney (age 52). I'd probably fuck Helen Mirren too.

[umo]

Hall of Fame MILF. 40 yr old Samantha Brown of the Travel Channel. Sex with Samantha would be like fucking every hot third grade teacher who ever lived.

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y103/umo/SAM.jpg
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y103/umo/sam2.jpg
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y103/umo/sam5.jpg
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y103/umo/sam4.jpg

[PunchYourself187]

Hall of Fame MILF. 40 yr old Samantha Brown of the Travel Channel.<Pat from Moonachie>I hear she really gets around. Hrrmp hrrr ummmph hmmm...</Pat from Moonachie>

[MrBobTV]

Anyone see the movie "Stepbrothers" this summer? Mary Steenburgen (age 55) looks really fucking hot now - way hotter than in BTTF3, period piece or not.
http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/01vC9BG9BYbDB/610x.jpg

My other milfs would probably be Ellen Barkin (age 54) in "Ocean's Thirteen" and definitely Dana Delaney (age 52). I'd probably fuck Helen Mirren too.

Jesus, who is that skeletal fossil standing next to her? Ted Dansen must have looked at the Ark of the Covenant. It'll do that every time.

[TeenPinkSock]

Hall of Fame MILF. 40 yr old Samantha Brown of the Travel Channel. Sex with Samantha would be like fucking every hot third grade teacher who ever lived.

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y103/umo/SAM.jpg



Yaknow I was always on the fence about her, then I saw her new show when she went to Vegas and I have a renewed respect for her.

[stellarcomics]

allison janney
http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/10/97/0000041097_20070705173046.jpg

http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=allison+janney&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2

[Minhaj]

kay parker
reminds me of one of my techers
http://gfx1.gamelink.com/GLImages/addimages/KayParker_1.jpg

[fatfrankie]

Stacy's Mom

yeah she's got it goin on ok

[umo]

She is the female version of Mick Jagger. Ugly as sin but if you crave a waxed lesbian twat in your face, Sandra Bernhard is raw dog animal MILF sex supreme.

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y103/umo/sandra.png
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y103/umo/bernhard.jpg
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y103/umo/Sandra-1.jpg
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y103/umo/3693.jpg
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y103/umo/340x-1.jpg

[Sct Ptersns Twn]

She is the female version of Mick Jagger. Ugly as sin but if you crave a waxed lesbian twat in your face, Sandra Bernhard is raw dog animal MILF sex supreme.

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y103/umo/sandra.png
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y103/umo/bernhard.jpg
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y103/umo/Sandra-1.jpg
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y103/umo/3693.jpg
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y103/umo/340x-1.jpg


I feel as, every fucking time I see Sandra, I want to think she is good looking and fuckable, but for the life of me it always comes back to waking up beside her in bed and...........


AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!:icon_eek:

[rotten bastard]

She is the female version of Mick Jagger. Ugly as sin but if you crave a waxed lesbian twat in your face, Sandra Bernhard is raw dog animal MILF sex supreme.

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y103/umo/sandra.png
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y103/umo/bernhard.jpg
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y103/umo/Sandra-1.jpg
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y103/umo/3693.jpg
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y103/umo/340x-1.jpg

Oh Hell NO!

[DeltaPin]

Jesus, who is that skeletal fossil standing next to her? Ted Dansen must have looked at the Ark of the Covenant. It'll do that every time.

Whoopi's vagina:icon_mrgr

[umo]

I don't speak French. I got no fucking clue what this newscaster broad is saying. But I cannot stop watching Melissa Theuriau. She is a world class MILF.
More Info (http://www.askmen.com/specials/2007_top_99/46/melissa-theuriau/picture-1.html)
j1G-3laJJP0

[Sinn Fein]

I don't speak French. I got no fucking clue what this newscaster broad is saying. But I cannot stop watching Melissa Theuriau. She is a world class MILF.

From Wiki:

In 2006, Voici, a French tabloid, published pictures showing her topless at a beach. Her lawyers are reportedly attempting to purge these images from the Internet.

[Zona992006]

What is the dividing line that separates a MILF from a Cougar?

A hot cousin your age (40 ish) or a older freaky aunt.

[Zona992006]

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/7430/vpilffg9.jpg

Nice, but isnt that an actual box of rocks she is carrying? It would make sense.

[Zona992006]

Who wouldn't? :rolleyes:
http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/9334/monicabellucci15hh4.jpg

Fez...

[leftybearfan]

She is the female version of Mick Jagger. Ugly as sin but if you crave a waxed lesbian twat in your face, Sandra Bernhard is raw dog animal MILF sex supreme.

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y103/umo/sandra.png
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y103/umo/bernhard.jpg
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y103/umo/Sandra-1.jpg
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y103/umo/3693.jpg
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y103/umo/340x-1.jpg



I believe it was Jeffrey Ross that once said "I wouldn't fuck Sandra Bernhardt with Bea Arthur's dick."


I concur.

[Razor Roman]

Sanda Bernhardt is cock Kryptonite.

Same with Ellen Barkin or whatever the f her name is.

[PunchYourself187]

Same with Ellen Barkin or whatever the f her name is.Check her out in "Ocean's 13"

[maxeypad]

don't know if anyone mentioned Catherine Bell....but she's uber bangable...at least in my opinion....hawwt...shes only like 40....so i don't know if she fits the "MILF" category...but god damn....i'd bang her

[Razor Roman]

Check her out in "Ocean's 13"

she stll grosses me out lol

http://hollywoodsnark.com/wp-content/uploads/Image/0000ebarkin2.jpg

[Cunt Smasher]

Robin Meade from CNN-HN.Too lazy to get a pic.Fuck it,lots of them womens on the news are fine.

[BeerBelly]

http://trashyceleb.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/britney-spears-goes-nuts.jpg
AARRRGGHH!!!! no wait, nevermind

[Bobobie]

Porn Milfs of the 70's

Kay Parker
Juliet Anderson
Honey Wilder
Seka
Candy Samples
Janey Robbins
Ona Zee

I've jerked off to all of 'em.

[NikkorTheMonk]

Porn Milfs of the 70's

Kay Parker
Juliet Anderson
Honey Wilder
Seka
Candy Samples
Janey Robbins
Ona Zee

I've jerked off to all of 'em.


Useless without pics.

[umo]

Vanessa del Rio...greatest of all time

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y103/umo/delrio.jpg

[umo]

TAxqaTzP-3k

[burky79]

Who's Paula Addul?
"whaa"

[rotten bastard]

who's paula addul?
"whaa"

beats the shit outta me

[maxeypad]

i'm sure paula is pretty easy once all of her meds have kicked in.....i also bet her vagina is gaping...

[blee]

Since when did Paula become a mother?

[kloraferm]

Since when did Paula become a mother?
I don't think she has any kids (at least none I've heard of), so wouldn't that qualify her as a cougar and not a milf?

[Cunt Smasher]

Vanessa del Rio...greatest of all time

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y103/umo/delrio.jpg

Greatest of all time,maybe. Still not too bad and very naughty.

[Earth2murf]

your mom

[rotten bastard]

http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll67/knightrangert_photos/Red%20Heads/gillian-anderson-1.jpg
Gillian Anderson from X-Files. Always a goddayyyum

[Zumasmith]

Yeah, but close that bedroom door.....and I will bet she would become a regular Alaskan oil rig and take a drilling from a huge drill until she gushed!!!

She is a MILF but she don't believe in abortion. That is a huge negative cuz I don't use condoms. Even more disturbing...she's got a Down Syndrome baby.

[Zumasmith]

Marilyn Chambers.....when she took on John Holmes in "Insatiable"!

Vanessa del Rio...greatest of all time

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y103/umo/delrio.jpg

[lockjaaaaww]

I remember seeing nina hartly in boogie nights and beeing like woo i know her. some of my favorites.
tiffany mynx
http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll128/edward842/l_36eb5e3873cac54d02b2cce3e03ed829.jpg
puma swede
http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h192/theropingeffect/Women/PumaSwede.jpg
roxanne hall
http://i313.photobucket.com/albums/ll399/ALGreenxxx/2005050406132.jpg
ava lauren
http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm296/scoobymckoy/big.jpg

sorry for the lack of nudity.