does this make me a bad person?

[DJJUSTJOE]

So I haven't been feeling well latetly. lets just say Ive been a lil clogged up...so tonight the pain went away. Long story short, I took a giant shit that didnt fit thru the hole in the bottom of the toilet.so after 15 minutes of laughing and thinking, my only option was wrap my hand in plastic wrap and get rid of the problem. so on my way out the door i thought it would be funny to throw it in my neighbors driveway... lol you better hope your not my neighbor. lol so does that make me a bad person.


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[Chino Kapone]

funniest thing i have read on wackbag in a long time....

:hahaha:

and yes it does, but you post on wackbag. seems kinda normal. :hahaha:

[seeinred]

You know, they make a crazy tool for when something like that happens.

[martianvirus]

funniest thing i have read on wackbag in a long time....

:hahaha:

and yes it does, but you post on wackbag. seems kinda normal. :hahaha:
:huh:

[CougarHunter]

Useless without pictures.

[abudabit]

You know, they make a crazy tool for when something like that happens.

A spoon?

[kimothee]

so on my way out the door i thought it would be funny to throw it in my neighbors driveway... lol you better hope your not my neighbor. lol so does that make me a bad person.


:action-sm

You ARE my neighbor, ass!

:action-sm

Seriously, I live in your town...right off 70, near the Medford line.

[Nortonsmeatytit]

No, no, no....... :arrrh:



Everyone knows you're supposed to place it in a shoebox then giftwrap it and then leave it on your neighbors doorstep.

[maxeypad]

hahahaha thats a great story

[Arch Stanton]

Put it in a paper bag and sets it on fire.

Wooooo!

[THE FEZ MAN]

ive been shitting for about 38 years, and NEVER took a shit that wouldn't flush, what the fuck are you eating?

[Stormrider666]

Bad person no. A man with the mentality of a teenager, yes.

[Lunchbox420]

funniest thing i have read on wackbag in a long time....

:hahaha:

and yes it does, but you post on wackbag. seems kinda normal. :hahaha:

Is this the Ichiban...I think the Ellen and Portia dykefest is at least as funny

[buxotica]

So I haven't been feeling well latetly. lets just say Ive been a lil clogged up...so tonight the pain went away. Long story short, I took a giant shit that didnt fit thru the hole in the bottom of the toilet.so after 15 minutes of laughing and thinking, my only option was wrap my hand in plastic wrap and get rid of the problem. so on my way out the door i thought it would be funny to throw it in my neighbors driveway... lol you better hope your not my neighbor. lol so does that make me a bad person.


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The only other person I know of older than 11 or 12 who has done this was a mental patient at this hospital where I worked several years ago. He would leave some squishy little presents for the unwitting staff who wondered into his room. So maybe you're not a bad person, just one in need of the right medication. BTW, this guy also liked to cum in his hand and trick people into shaking it. Your real name isn't Albert is it? ;)

[Voss's Tumor]

ive been shitting for about 38 years, and NEVER took a shit that wouldn't flush, what the fuck are you eating?

X2 - 10 years

Did you accidentally swallow a soft ball or something?

And Jesus, your ass hole must've looked like an extra in Oz.

[EarthCrisis]

What are you shitting into a doll house toliet?

You should have used a wire hanger to break it up.

You might need some stool softener buddy.

[abudabit]

If a plunger doesn't work use a snake and ammonia. If a snake and ammonia doesn't work you need to see a doctor.

[ddberry]

What did your neighbor do to warrant a personal shitting?

[WOWmagnet]

You ARE my neighbor, ass!

:action-sm

Seriously, I live in your town...right off 70, near the Medford line.

Ha ha, you guys live near Mastic.

[SatansCheerledr]

Anyone who’s solution to a toilet full of shit is to scoop it up and splat it in their neighbor’s driveway is ok in my book. Way to think outside the box. Have you ever thought of a career in the military? They could use a fellow like you.