I need some love advice...

[Sidekick Dave]

It's been a while since I posted anything rational, but this is different. I have a love issue, and I've been thinking about it way too long. I've asked my therapist and he gave me an answer that I didn't want to hear. Maybe you fellow baggers can help out. I'll try to make this long story as short as possible.
Back in January of 2007, I was hanging out with my old high school buddies in Allston, MA and watching our friend's band. All of a sudden halfway through the set, this chick comes up from behind me and begins to talk about the t-shirt that I was wearing (which I got out in Ithaca) and then she talked my ear off for the rest of the night. I couldn't hear her because of all of the popped collared he-men at the bar. So then I'm able to make out a little bit of what she's saying, so she introduces me as the drummer's older cousin.
We then go out and she's waiting for her cab. I offer her to take her home and we get into my car and she tells me more about herself. My parents, who I was living with at the time tell me to come home and that I shouldn't be staying out late. We then go back to her place. I didn't think that we were going to fuck, but then she told me stay the night. My father calls me and I tell him that I met this chick and asks "Dave, was there alcohol involved?" I said no. And then he hung up.
I then take my socks and shoes off and then I we both get in bed. We kiss and then we start foot flirting (and boy can she moove her foot up and down like no other woman) and then after having trouble unhooking her bra, I then pull her pants down and finally my dick got hard...REAL HARD. And then after six minutes, I pulled out. She didn't shave at all...BUT I LIKED IT.
She kept her socks on and I then stuck my toes up in her pussay. She liked it, and then we woke up from a deep sleep. She had to go to her job as a travel agent for high school exchange programs. We had breakfast down the street from her apartment. We then got in the car and I dropped her off. We kissed and then I went back up to my home. My father didn't mind but my mother and sister did. I was supposed to meet her that night, but I was tired and she had to get her shit ready to go to Aruba the next morning. So we decided that she was going to meet me in Plattsburgh, where I was living for school.
We talked and texted through the end of January, but by the first two weeks of February, she stopped talking to me all of a sudden. She said that she wanted to talk to talk, but that she was busy at the moment with her job. Yet, I need attention so I pushed it and then I send her some Valentines Day gifts via mail to grab her attention.

And I did. The wrong type...

I got out of class one day and checked my email and I saw that she had sent me an email saying that "Dave, we had fun but my boyfriend is back in town. He is my boyfriend. I'm sorry it's not going to work out and I'd appreciate it if you would never try to contact me again. I hope you understand." I cried and I couldn't get over it. I tried leaving her messages in the beginning. I even tried to befriend her on facebook not long after, but I moved on, but not completely. Throughout my other relationships, I still think about her. I've had two girlfriends since then but I still think about her. I know that the gifts freaked her out now. I just didn't think about it at the time.
I spoke to her cousin recently, and he told me that she's not only single, but also working for her father's Insurance Company which is right across from our old High School. She's going to take over the company he said.
So. January 2007-August 2008 is a long time to not try and talk to a girl face to face. And even longer to hear back from her. For some odd reason, I cannot stop thinking about her. I've changed though for the better and I hope that she realizes it too. She makes me smile still and I don't know why. But she is a gorgeous woman and I would give ANYTHING to be with her again.
Now, this is where you guys come in. I need to know if I should go to her workplace in Boston and lay my heart down on the line. Would it freak her out? Should I try something more drastic? Should I be like John Cusak and hold up a boombox with Peter Gabriel playing in the background outside of her Insurance Company? Ladies, feel free to weigh in with your expertise. Thanks a million.

[Sinn Fein]

Fuck it, go for it. You only live once, and it sounds like you'll be obsessing over "what could have been" for the rest of your life if you don't.

I wouldn't go nuts and do anything crazy. What does the cousin have to say? Any chance he can do some preliminary investigation - i.e. see if she'd be freaked out if you came to see her?

As far as what to do, maybe send flowers. As tacky as it sounds, maybe with a note... as far as what to say, someone else is gonna have to help ya there.

[abudabit]

I didn't read any of that, but it sounds like you have one-itis.

[abudabit]

Ok, I just read it again. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?

Don't sent flowers, get a different girl. Don't waste 1 more thought on this chick. How old are you? Try speed dating if you are 25+.

[martianvirus]

I would say kill yourself

/sarcasm

[MrBogey]

Wait...was the boyfriend a lie or did she break up with him?

[kidconnor]

Well, tracking her down and showing up to pour your heart out because she let you shove toes in her unshaved box might spook her. Then you'll just be the psycho that stalked her for over a year and refused to let go all because of one night. Then her friends will loff and loff at your expense. Also sounds like a classy girl though worth all this trouble..


BUT I need to know what valentines you sent to make my full descision...

[Ballbuster1]

I would say kill yourself

/sarcasm
So many people have been wishing that....

[THE FEZ MAN]

I would say kill yourself

/sarcasm

yep but make sure that you kill alot of other people while your at it...


move on DEEEK you will score more fuzzy pussy that likes too toe fuck, dwelling on that pussy will just ruin you

[d0uche_n0zzle]

Asking WB aboot woman isn't the smaatest thing either, stalker. :action-sm

[DanaReevesLungs]

I would say kill yourself

/sarcasm

Take Flea with you

[Chino Kapone]

I didn't read any of that, but it sounds like you have one-itis.

No shit, what a fuckin AFC..... :yesyesyes:

Anyway... Dave... Do it, but you have to show you are a stronger man than you were/are. My basic advice, everything that you are wanting to do, do the oposite. The John Cusak bit... do the opposite..

She is more than likely long over you. If anything, call her up, and say that you are going to be in town on business, she had popped into your head recently (eventhough i bet you crank it to her every night) and want to catch up. Do not pour your heart out, cause she will take her sock covered feet and squash it. Then she will probably file a restraining order.

Do not do the Douche thing and try to present to her that you have been looooonging for her. I guarantee she still remembers the Vday fuck up. Women want a strong man who will take control... Nobody wants a "Ross" from Friends. I cant bag on you too hard, my fuck ups are well documented on this site...

Good luck bro
CK

[CousinDave]

Dude, you have to get over this. She for what ever reason doesn't want anything to do with you anymore. It doesn't matter why, the fact is she doesn't - deal with it.

Do not show up at her place of employment. If some ex showed up at my office I would immediately call the police - you have no business going there, so don't.

You don't even know this woman, you spent 1 night and morning with her.

Let it go, she has.

I know it sucks, but that's how life is - I'm sure you've rejected someone in the past. How do you think they felt about it.

[FellowTraveler]

fuck it man...let it go...if you must, just jerk off to her memory, or on the window of her workplace while she watches.

[NuttyJim]

someone should just slap the faggot out of you! stop being a pussy and either man up and talk to the broad or continue to stalk her outside her office. maybe you can get yourself a fake arm cast, a van with no windows and a busted couch so she can help you load it in.

[Dopie Opie]

Give her a call, thats it. Anything more and you look like a fucking stalker. Don't pour your heart out to her because then you will look desperate. Call her once and if she does not answer leave a message, if she does not return the message, move on.

Its worth taking a shot, but the only shot you have is if you don't get all fucking mushy. You did that once and it did not work. Be laid back about it and if does not work out, cool you have a great memory and you can always say that you fucked her.

By the way, be prepared to get blown off and get ready to move on.

And stop whining

[CougarHunter]

Man up for fuck sake. A therapist? Holy shit.

Start acting like a man and get some fuck and runs under your belt. Quit acting like a self-obsessed whiny emo fruit.

Seriously.

They don't teach boys to be men anymore. The men are being bred out of our society and being replaced by whiny fem eunichs.

[Garyisajoke]

Wait...was the boyfriend a lie or did she break up with him?

Look at the big brain on Mr. Bogey.

If she used that excuse to drop you, then she's completely not interested in you and your yeast-infected toes.

But I know what you're going through. The fact that if she did have a boyfriend and he's no longer in the picture, and still no word from her - not a good sign that she's interested. Fuck it, though. Who does it hurt to give it a shot?

If it works out and she's thrilled to see you - you're happy and you'll get over it. If she's not into it - then you can move on from there, you'll get the necessary closure.

The key is - and somebody said it earlier - you have to appear strong and more independent than you described. Don't stand outside her office with a boombox over your head - just call and say you were thinking about her the other day and thought you'd see how she was. Don't spill your guts, though, if that's what you're thinking. Women would rather get r***d than hear that.

Which leads me to Plan B...

[NoSurviivors]

you're obsessing over her. stop it.

If you want to reach out, yeah it's worth a shot... but don't come across as a psycho.

...nevermind.

[THE FEZ MAN]

Man up for fuck sake. A therapist? Holy shit.

Start acting like a man and get some fuck and runs under your belt. Quit acting like a self-obsessed whiny emo fruit.

Seriously.

They don't teach boys to be men anymore. The men are being bred out of our society and being replaced by whiny fem eunichs.

HEY! i see a therapist my wife ordered me to before i went on a 3 state killing spree.


that and one of the things that my therapist said to me, is that chicks dont even give a second thought to "one night stands" she has not only forgotten you she doesn't even remember why she fucked you other than to have ammo against her boy friend (even that is iffy) she doesn't diddle her self to your memory, hell she probably doesn't remember your last name or the kind of car you drive (unless its real fancy or a complete peice of shit)

go get some fresh ass and forget that whore, and if you dont, then the regrets will really pile up.

[Big Dick Mcgee]

Listen to Fez Man he is wise.

[ddberry]

I don't see how one more shot at it is any harm if you can actually let it go if she tells you she's not interested. But based on what you wrote, letting it go doesn't seem to be your strong point. I do find it interesting that how you toe fucked her is a vital part of information that you needed to get out there to strengthen your case to call her and why your mother and your sister show up in the story is weird too. Maybe you should let it go, I'm sure that's what your therapist probably recommended.

[Garyisajoke]

I do find it interesting that how you toe fucked her is a vital part of information that you needed to get out there to strengthen your case to call her.

Time to update my sig. :clap:

[ddberry]

Time to update my sig! :clap:

holy crap! thanks:action-sm

[Sidekick Dave]

Well, tracking her down and showing up to pour your heart out because she let you shove toes in her unshaved box might spook her. Then you'll just be the psycho that stalked her for over a year and refused to let go all because of one night. Then her friends will loff and loff at your expense. Also sounds like a classy girl though worth all this trouble..


BUT I need to know what valentines you sent to make my full descision...
I sent her a Snoopy doll from the hallmark store and a card. I wanted to buy her a deer topiary from the Adirondack Trading Post but hey, broke ass college student. Anyways, In the note, I told her that she was the one and all of that mushy, strong stuff. I can talk to her cousin. He's unaware that she and I even slept together. I am hearing from both sides of the argument and I appreciate all of this input. Thanks a million. But, I do want to show her how I feel without coming on strong. I have a desire to say something that's non challant and chill but not strong. I cannot leave a voicemail on a girls phone, I would get nervous and come off sounding sketchy. She would tell through the infliction of my voice.

Let's just call the girl Jess, for example. Pretend you're me (and we need some ladies too role play) or we can have some of us play Jess. Fuck it I'll play Jess. Someone be me for a bit. I need to roleplay this. I can win her back. I know that I can do it without scarring her off. But I need some things to say. And here's what I would say/do:

I would go into the insurance place and walk in and believe that I'm looking for supplemental life insurance (I'm twenty-four, would that even work?) and then see Jess and she would either remember me or not (Hopefully she doesn't at first). I would then ask how she's doing and then I would ask if she wants to go out on a date. I would flash my baby blues at her (She loved that) and I wouldn't even apologize for the VDay fuck up. I would come on smooth and sexy and maybe have a sip of wine before I go in to calm the nerves? I also know a Belmont Cop who we went to school with would, if she became freaked out and called the cops, would call the cops. I'm confident, but I need more reassurance first from the others.

[robertkeys]

if shes on facebook send her a message saying whats up. that way if she doesnt respond you know she's not interested. but keep your head up i think when you find the one she'll grow her pubic hair an let you toe her.

[abudabit]

I am hearing from both sides of the argument and I appreciate all of this input.

What 'both' sides of the argument???? There is only one: You sound like a creep and are going to look like a chump. Worse yet, while you are busy obsessing over this one chick who rejected you 2 years ago there are tons of women out there who you haven't met yet.

Seriously, go on a speed date or something and forget this girl. It isn't love, it isn't even obsession. It's just fear of having to do what it takes to meet new girls. You have asbergers, that's a common fear for people with it. But allowing yourself to obsess over this girl instead of move on is succumbing to the worst of the condition.

[Garyisajoke]

Jess: I think I'm ready for the big toes this time, Dave.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND GO.

[Cunt Smasher]

HEY! i see a therapist my wife ordered me to before i went on a 3 state killing spree.


that and one of the things that my therapist said to me, is that chicks dont even give a second thought to "one night stands" she has not only forgotten you she doesn't even remember why she fucked you other than to have ammo against her boy friend (even that is iffy) she doesn't diddle her self to your memory, hell she probably doesn't remember your last name or the kind of car you drive (unless its real fancy or a complete peice of shit)

go get some fresh ass and forget that whore, and if you dont, then the regrets will really pile up.

Listen to Fez Man he is wise.
X2.I used to fall in love w every girl that would fuck me,then turn into a douche.Biggest turn off in the world.Suck it up,move on.

[abudabit]

The more you need a woman, the less attractive you are. Women want a man that is superior to them, not a man that needs them. Women should feel lucky to get you, not that you would be lucky to get them.

[THE FEZ MAN]

there is something hot about big dicks agreeing with me

[abudabit]

there is something hot about big dicks

What?!?!

[THE FEZ MAN]

What?!?!

shhhhhhhhhh your gona ruuuuun it

[Sidekick Dave]

if shes on facebook send her a message saying whats up. that way if she doesnt respond you know she's not interested. but keep your head up i think when you find the one she'll grow her pubic hair an let you toe her.
Well I tried to befriend her several times, and then I wrote her a desperate note not long thereafter. That didn't work. It's because I try too hard, but I want to make her feel that she should be lucky to be with me. I want to make her feel that she is the luckiest person and that I am such a wonderful man.

(EDIT: On a side note, I am tapped as a news man up for a big time radio station and I need to focus on that because I have my interview tomorrow).

I need to go in and I need to make myself seem like hot shit, but not so much hot shit that she's turned off. She knows that I'm Aspergers.

A little side note about "Jess." She's twenty-six, half jewish, Ithaca grad, Field Hockey in high school, and was a freak in bed. She also has cool socks. She also looks like a cross between Casey "Where's Caylee" Anthony chick and Brad Taylor's high school girlfriend Angela on Home Improvement.

[abudabit]

This thread is going from funny to depressing.

[CougarHunter]

Just stop it.

Just stop it.

Really.

[CougarHunter]

Johnny Fontane never gets that broad. It's perfect for him. It will make his big toe warm.

[Lunchbox420]

Dude your only choice is...is this for you...or for her...

http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p145/CH305/HandGun.jpg

[abudabit]

Dude your only choice is...is this for you...or for her...

http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p145/CH305/HandGun.jpg

If he shoots her than he'll just confirm what a nutbag he is. Better he does a murder suicide with himself and Flea Man.

And please please please youtube it.

[THE FEZ MAN]

yea dude just fucking hang yourself and get it over with or better yet start the car in the garage drink a fith of vodka and end up like terri schivo and kill the rest of your family while your at it

[kidconnor]

Well I tried to befriend her several times, and then I wrote her a desperate note not long thereafter. That didn't work. It's because I try too hard, but I want to make her feel that she should be lucky to be with me. I want to make her feel that she is the luckiest person and that I am such a wonderful man.


So after the several times and the desperation note, you think there is actually something else that would work? That one more time would do it? And you come here looking for conformation that you should 'win' her?(eeeww) Your not gonna listen to the advice given about moving on but you should.

Obsessing and playing scenarios out in your head is creepy shit that little 14 year old chicks do.

If your gonna do anything just do it.

Holy crap, even if i was a fag you would be to feminine for me. (no homo)

[Cunt Smasher]

there is something hot about big dicks agreeing with me
??? I agree with almost everything you say. Now I'm confused.:(

[Cunt Smasher]

yea dude just fucking hang yourself and get it over with or better yet start the car in the garage drink a fith of vodka and end up like terri schivo and kill the rest of your family while your at it
I agree with Fez.:action-sm

[Sidekick Dave]

So I'm fucked?

[abudabit]

www.hurrydate.com

www.8minutedate.com


Move on, you're only fucked if you linger on one person.

[Garyisajoke]

So I'm fucked?

I was with you until I heard about the multiple attempts to be-friend her. The only thing left for you to do is kill her favorite rock star. That'll make her love you.

I'd like to think there is a way to work it but it doesn't look good, my friend. Whatever you do, be casual. Give it one last ditch effort and if it's a no-go, just move on.

[B54]

Wow.

Just wow.

Fucking wow.

You are the biggest fucking loser on the face on the planet. ShooterMcGavin has better skills with girls.

[MrBogey]

At this point, I think you're the dude that made her give up promiscuous sex.

[frankjg]

Maybe she didnt like the way your toes made her cunt smell.

[abudabit]

At this point, I think you're the dude that made her give up promiscuous sex.

LOL, if she marries Rosie Odonell we'll know who to blame.

[LiddyRules]

he told me that she's not only single, but also working for her father's Insurance Company which is right across from our old High School. I found that sad for some reason.

[MrBogey]

LOL, if she marries Rosie Odonell we'll know who to blame.

I just had a "day after" conversation in my head that has her talking to a friend. "...so then he brings his foot up to my crotch...I didn't know what to do. Oh God... I feel so awful."

[Lunchbox420]

Time to ease up on the little fella...

Aspergers = Social Cue retardation, he is verging on Stalker without realizing on it. Facial Cues like the following mean stay away...

This means get the Fuck away...or I love you, please fuck me
http://www.stomptokyo.com/otf/Misc/scream.jpg

This means I want you dead you loser..or i love you please fuck me
http://www.slick.com/wildpics/7hillry.jpg

This means I am not happy with you...or I love You please **** my ass
http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/thumb_103/1165331027no6ZFR.jpg

Ok lesson over.

[PDX909]

So I'm fucked?

Dude... walk away from the keyboard, take a day or two to get your shit together, and we'll all forget this conversation happened. Cos otherwise you're gonna keep this up and in a day or so will look at this thread in the cold light of day and realize what a total faggot you sounded like... You're almost there now bud, honestly. You're obsessing and what you need to do is focus on the real life shit for a while...not this ungrateful toe-job loving whoo-werr.

ps... got any pics?

[abudabit]

Dude... walk away from the keyboard, take a day or two to get your shit together, and we'll all forget this conversation happened.

No need to lie to the poor fella, this thread is stickied in my brain.

[Absolutely]

All I know is, if I'm a girl I definitely don't want some strangers dirty toes in my pussy...
I don't know the make up of your toes, but who wants some smelly big toe-nailed hairy toes in them?

I've never really been in this situation, but I don't get how people get infatuated with someone who seemingly doesn't feel the same way about them. If I liked some chick, and it turned out she wasn't into me, that would be the end of it. Just that fact would completely turn me on that girl, and I think I'd completely lose any interest in her knowing she didn't give a shit...

If you're going to go to the company, you need an updated John Cusack move. Blast Styx's "Lady", Freaks and Geeks style. It'll say all the things you've been meaning to say...
http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee228/Rmbxr9/freaks-boyfriends1.jpg
She looks excited...

[Sidekick Dave]

I was with you until I heard about the multiple attempts to be-friend her. The only thing left for you to do is kill her favorite rock star. That'll make her love you.

I'd like to think there is a way to work it but it doesn't look good, my friend. Whatever you do, be casual. Give it one last ditch effort and if it's a no-go, just move on.
Fair enough. Thanks guys. I just signed up for the speed dating thing. I normally don't try to meet people online. Let's see where THIS goes.

[Garyisajoke]

Fair enough. Thanks guys. I just signed up for the speed dating thing. I normally don't try to meet people online. Let's see where THIS goes.

Whatever you do, please don't mention "toe fucking" in the online survey.

[GoldenOne]

Fair enough. Thanks guys. I just signed up for the speed dating thing.


Nothing works faster than:



http://www.medicine.manchester.ac.uk/images/museum/full/Chloroform%20bottle.jpg

+

http://store.paigewire.com/images/specpics/DUCT-TAPE-3M.jpg

[Absolutely]

Fair enough. Thanks guys. I just signed up for the speed dating thing. I normally don't try to meet people online. Let's see where THIS goes.

Speed dating sounds so awful...
You've got like 5 minutes to impress someone?
Do you bring a top-hat and cane, do a little song and dance number and then tell jokes for a few minutes? Hopefully Carson invites you over to the couch?

[Sidekick Dave]

Dude... walk away from the keyboard, take a day or two to get your shit together, and we'll all forget this conversation happened. Cos otherwise you're gonna keep this up and in a day or so will look at this thread in the cold light of day and realize what a total faggot you sounded like... You're almost there now bud, honestly. You're obsessing and what you need to do is focus on the real life shit for a while...not this ungrateful toe-job loving whoo-werr.

ps... got any pics?
I don't...Yet...

[abudabit]

I do speed dating, it rocks. I average 1 date each event I go to. And it's a good date because you get to pre-select the women, and they pre-select you. It's like a party where you get to talk to 10 single women in a night. Really, as long as you keep the mentality that it's just a party and have fun with it you will do well. I took my hot female roommate to one and she was freaked out by some guys who were way too serious about it. And this girl I wound up dating off of it told me about a guy who stared at her for 8 minutes.

Making women laugh is the way to win with speed dating, don't tell them your life story.

[Lunchbox420]

I don't...Yet...


Cue the Psycho music now please....hey whats your real name so when you whack this bitch like Nicole Simpson we all can say ....................

I FUCKING KNEW IT

[CousinDave]

Okay he has to be making this stuff up - its all a big joke.

[Hydrosludge]

Thanks Dave. I was laughing my ass off reading this thread.

[weeniewawa]

whats wrong with just sending a box of chocolates? all this fancy stuff. Where did you learn to write a story, Larry King? I have never seen so many Non sequiturs since his column. And maybe after the first date, she got athletes foot fungus in her furry snatch. she won't be forgetting you too soon

[CougarHunter]

How important is athletes foot to the cunt?
</larryking>

[Sidekick Dave]

whats wrong with just sending a box of chocolates? all this fancy stuff. Where did you learn to write a story, Larry King? I have never seen so many Non sequiturs since his column. And maybe after the first date, she got athletes foot fungus in her furry snatch. she won't be forgetting you too soon
It sounds choppy yes I know. But it's a long story, but I did have a dream about being chased by the Indiana State Police. I don't know why but maybe that's a sign telling me not to go plead and profess my love to her. I want her to take me back, but if she doesn't right then and there, I WILL move on. But if were to do something like this, I'm risking being taken out in handcuffs.

[abudabit]

This is a work, no doubt about it.

[Arch Stanton]

Log off Wackbag and do not attempt to Log On until your balls drop.

[Cunt Smasher]

I knew a hot girl once,we got to be o.k. friends,and this sales rep guy met her at her job and started sending flowers and candy,writing poems to her,it was horrific. If the guy would have known how she talked about him behind his back,he would have fucking offed himself in some awful way.In public.
Move on,please.It will just get worse and create more regrets for later,like when you're trying to sleep.

[kidconnor]

I want her to take me back,

There's your problem right there. Take you BACK?

One foot fuck and a bunch of sappy emails and textxs does NOT equal relationship.


Just do it already and stop the wuss shit.. and let us know the SECOND your heart breaks into a million pieces please... good luck though..

[abudabit]

Uhhh...... bump?

Someone bump this tomorrow.

[DanaReevesLungs]

This is fucking CLASSIC.

Few questions for you...are you above 250 pounds? Acne like a motherfucker? Cross-eyed? Any other fungal infections? Talk with a lisp? Take medication related to a mental disorder(s)?

[kimothee]

Wow. Just wow.

I have to disagree with FEZ - women do remember one-night stands, but it's *how* they remember them, which is the key. Either you were a great lay and fun and make for a great story or it's a aw shit, why did I do that?

You've already tried to reconnect with her and it didn't work out. If you do anything, a simple voicemail or text message will do. If she's remotely interested, she'll get back to you and if not, then you're history.

[Razor Roman]

I too am in the "let it go" category here, sir.

It can be hard at first, things not working out sucks; weather it is because she outright rejected you, the timing was off, she had a boyfriend already, whatever.

The dumbest thing you can do is waste your time pining over her. She's not interestes; move on. I'm sure you're a cool guy - think of how many potentially awesome gals you aren't meeting now because you are obsessed with this other chick.

Another bit of wisdom I like to pass on when people get into relationships, are that they typically end the same way they begin. If she had a boyfriend and then lead you on in a club, she'll probably end up doing the same thing to another dude if she was dating you. Everyone I know who has been the guy a girl has cheated with ended up getting cheated on eventually.

[Edible Napalm]

As one dude with Aspergers to another I say let it go. I know how much it will hurt, but its for the best.

[Sinn Fein]

Another bit of wisdom I like to pass on when people get into relationships, are that they typically end the same way they begin. If she had a boyfriend and then lead you on in a club, she'll probably end up doing the same thing to another dude if she was dating you. Everyone I know who has been the guy a girl has cheated with ended up getting cheated on eventually.

You are 1000% correct. Once a ho, always a ho.

[abudabit]

How much would it cost to toe fuck a crack whore?

[BigWilly]

How much would it cost to toe fuck a crack whore?

I'm don't know, but maybe that's the way Pat really lost his, and the diabeetas is just a coverup.

[Sidekick Dave]

I'm going to try and move on with this speed dating. I'm doing it for fun and if there is a spark, I will not scare her off with a toe fuck on the first night.

[Glenn Dandy]

OK... I am here to solve your problem the Glenn Dandy way....


find some other cunt that looks like her. If you fuck that up.... go find another cunt that looks like her... eventually one wont think your a creep. you'll fall in love spend some nice time together...Then she will turn into a bitch.

Soooo... you go find another cunt that looks like her. eventually you will get old and your dick wont work.....

At that point drop the looking for a cunt that looks like her and find a cunt that can cook.


Why do people complicate their lives?

[Sidekick Dave]

I can do that. Or I can find a woman and then bring her to her workplace saying that "My wife and I are looking to renew our auto-insurance policies. Can you help Jess?" Then she'll feel jealous and wont know what to think. And then I'll dump the current bitch that I'm for Jess. And we'll live happily ever after.

[WOWmagnet]

I would say kill yourself

For sure.

She doesn't shave!?!?! WTF? EEWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Go find a shavin'-type whore and facefuck her AND her friends.


:cry3: = stop it and man up.

[Glenn Dandy]

I can do that. Or I can find a woman and then bring her to her workplace saying that "My wife and I are looking to renew our auto-insurance policies. Can you help Jess?" Then she'll feel jealous and wont know what to think. And then I'll dump the current bitch that I'm for Jess. And we'll live happily ever after.

you sir are a stalker.:tacos:


no one person deservs so much credit in your life.... learn to love yourself...as big bird says,

[Heyho]

No way else to put it hun..... you where USED. For some reason if she "did" have a boyfriend and he was gone when you two met she was filling a void. She didnt care what dude it was, just fill the "void" and get her kicks. Do not go to her work. Nothing says LOSER like a one nighter re-surfficing to re-hash.

Chicks are evil..... I know cause I am one. Deal with it, move on. You will feel much better once you do!

[peas hode]

Ok first off you need to learn to condense shit...

I met a girl in 2007, fucked her - one night stand, I got obsessed she wants nothing to do with me, thinking about giving it another try what do you guys think.

No one gives a shit that ur mommy called while you were talking to this chick or that you took ur shoes off before getting into bed.

Number 2...you are a stalker bordering on scary stalker and this quote proves it...

I can do that. Or I can find a woman and then bring her to her workplace saying that "My wife and I are looking to renew our auto-insurance policies. Can you help Jess?" Then she'll feel jealous and wont know what to think. And then I'll dump the current bitch that I'm for Jess. And we'll live happily ever after.

Talk to your therapist man get help...sounds to me like this is the first chick to touch ur cock and you can't get past the fact that she was just looking to get fucked...she ain't the madonna she's the whore move on

[LiddyRules]

I've read and re-read the thread and I think she really does have feelings for you and maybe even loves you. She just needs to be reminded of why she fell for you in the first place. When you look in her eyes, you know that the passion is there just waiting to be rekindled. Keep at it, we're all pulling for you. We might bust balls on occasion but we know never to intervene in or contradict matters where the heart resides.

My suggestion for you is to come up with five ways to prove your adoration towards her. Each more extravagent than the next. You know she loves you, you just need to remind her as to that fact. Remember, girls find persistence erotic.

Good luck man, we're all pulling for you.

[abudabit]

Very true, I guess what girl can resist a bouqet of flowers? Flowers, and maybe a big teddy bear. The bigger the better.

[Sidekick Dave]

Very true, I guess what girl can resist a bouqet of flowers? Flowers, and maybe a big teddy bear. The bigger the better.
Thanks Liddy and Abudabit. I might right her a song and perform it right outside her office. And if I see the cops, I'll just casually go to my car and pretend that I didn't do anything wrong. It won't be tomorrow, it'll be when I'm in the city the next time.

[boardsofcanada]

http://fotos.sapo.pt/nothingman/pic/000dfaxw

Sounds like your fucked.


http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x291/Kenny_AF/An_hero.jpg

[LiddyRules]

Thanks Liddy and Abudabit. I might right her a song and perform it right outside her office. And if I see the cops, I'll just casually go to my car and pretend that I didn't do anything wrong. It won't be tomorrow, it'll be when I'm in the city the next time. Could you post the song?

[Sidekick Dave]

Could you post the song?
When I write the lyrics, I will let you know. I'm thinking of going with an acoustic triple-a format type song. I.E. John Mayer, O.A.R., Coldplay dealie type shit. And no I am not Norman Bates BOC lol. Norman Bates had mother issues.

[Hudson]

It's been a while since I posted anything rational, but this is different. I have a love issue, and I've been thinking about it way too long. I've asked my therapist and he gave me an answer that I didn't want to hear. Maybe you fellow baggers can help out. I'll try to make this long story as short as possible.
Back in January of 2007, I was hanging out with my old high school buddies in Allston, MA and watching our friend's band. All of a sudden halfway through the set, this chick comes up from behind me and begins to talk about the t-shirt that I was wearing (which I got out in Ithaca) and then she talked my ear off for the rest of the night. I couldn't hear her because of all of the popped collared he-men at the bar. So then I'm able to make out a little bit of what she's saying, so she introduces me as the drummer's older cousin.
We then go out and she's waiting for her cab. I offer her to take her home and we get into my car and she tells me more about herself. My parents, who I was living with at the time tell me to come home and that I shouldn't be staying out late. We then go back to her place. I didn't think that we were going to fuck, but then she told me stay the night. My father calls me and I tell him that I met this chick and asks "Dave, was there alcohol involved?" I said no. And then he hung up.
I then take my socks and shoes off and then I we both get in bed. We kiss and then we start foot flirting (and boy can she moove her foot up and down like no other woman) and then after having trouble unhooking her bra, I then pull her pants down and finally my dick got hard...REAL HARD. And then after six minutes, I pulled out. She didn't shave at all...BUT I LIKED IT.
She kept her socks on and I then stuck my toes up in her pussay. She liked it, and then we woke up from a deep sleep. She had to go to her job as a travel agent for high school exchange programs. We had breakfast down the street from her apartment. We then got in the car and I dropped her off. We kissed and then I went back up to my home. My father didn't mind but my mother and sister did. I was supposed to meet her that night, but I was tired and she had to get her shit ready to go to Aruba the next morning. So we decided that she was going to meet me in Plattsburgh, where I was living for school.
We talked and texted through the end of January, but by the first two weeks of February, she stopped talking to me all of a sudden. She said that she wanted to talk to talk, but that she was busy at the moment with her job. Yet, I need attention so I pushed it and then I send her some Valentines Day gifts via mail to grab her attention.

And I did. The wrong type...

I got out of class one day and checked my email and I saw that she had sent me an email saying that "Dave, we had fun but my boyfriend is back in town. He is my boyfriend. I'm sorry it's not going to work out and I'd appreciate it if you would never try to contact me again. I hope you understand." I cried and I couldn't get over it. I tried leaving her messages in the beginning. I even tried to befriend her on facebook not long after, but I moved on, but not completely. Throughout my other relationships, I still think about her. I've had two girlfriends since then but I still think about her. I know that the gifts freaked her out now. I just didn't think about it at the time.
I spoke to her cousin recently, and he told me that she's not only single, but also working for her father's Insurance Company which is right across from our old High School. She's going to take over the company he said.
So. January 2007-August 2008 is a long time to not try and talk to a girl face to face. And even longer to hear back from her. For some odd reason, I cannot stop thinking about her. I've changed though for the better and I hope that she realizes it too. She makes me smile still and I don't know why. But she is a gorgeous woman and I would give ANYTHING to be with her again.
Now, this is where you guys come in. I need to know if I should go to her workplace in Boston and lay my heart down on the line. Would it freak her out? Should I try something more drastic? Should I be like John Cusak and hold up a boombox with Peter Gabriel playing in the background outside of her Insurance Company? Ladies, feel free to weigh in with your expertise. Thanks a million.
Whiny Bitch!
Get over it, fuck her best friend!

[Garyisajoke]

I can do that. Or I can find a woman and then bring her to her workplace saying that "My wife and I are looking to renew our auto-insurance policies. Can you help Jess?" Then she'll feel jealous and wont know what to think. And then I'll dump the current bitch that I'm for Jess. And we'll live happily ever after.

http://ideiasemdesalinho.blogs.sapo.pt/arquivo/Embarrassed%20chimpanzee_Tim%20Davis.jpg

Stop it. It's getting embarrassing.

[CousinDave]

I can do that. Or I can find a woman and then bring her to her workplace saying that "My wife and I are looking to renew our auto-insurance policies. Can you help Jess?" Then she'll feel jealous and wont know what to think. And then I'll dump the current bitch that I'm for Jess. And we'll live happily ever after.



What kind of sick bastard fantasies about this situation.

You need serious help or just need to kill yourself (you're probably going to do it eventually, so you might as well do it now.)

The only wife you'll ever get will out weight Jess by at least 100 lbs, Jess will never feel jealous, she'll just laugh at what a loser you are.

Just let it go

[Sidekick Dave]

Nah. I will never find another lover like her. I can just go in and disguise myself as a hasiddic jew. She's Jewish and I can work my magic. (FYI Go kosher fellas, great pussay!)

[kidconnor]

THATS ENOUGH!!!!!!!!

The time has come for you to man up and act or shut up about it and cry in your pillow.

I am not reading anymore crazy fantasies until you tell us what you actually did. A)its creepy shit and B)its a waste of my time because I already know your a stalker.

SO FROM HERE ON OUT(OR IN) I AM CALLING FOR A BOYCOTT OF THIS THREAD. NO MORE POSTS UNTIL ITS FROM YOU, TELLING US WHAT HAPPENED.
[Biff]or are ya chicken[Biff]

Whatever........ just trying to push the lad...

[abudabit]

I disagree, this thread needs to be bumped more than a King Of Depew thread.

[Sinn Fein]

If the efforts are not successful, please make sure that at least they are newsworthy.

[Hog's Big Ben]

I cannot leave a voicemail on a girls phone, I would get nervous and come off sounding sketchy. She would tell through the infliction of my voice.


There's a Freudian slip if ever there was one.

This really should be on the front page for the weekend. :D

[lokimanahan]

I'm going to try and move on with this speed dating. I'm doing it for fun and if there is a spark, I will not scare her off with a toe fuck on the first night.

I don't know, man. It sounds like you might be in with a shot with this chick. You're obviously a major catch, so you owe it to her (and yourself) to make one final demonstration of your feelings, the bigger the better. Go all out: music, flowers, chocolates. Just go for the most extravagant display of affection ever. Go for it.

[Dani75]

I guess I have to start paying attention to the newspaper headlines in my area instead of reading wackbag, I don't wanna miss this.

This boy's (clearly he is a boy) story is sort of rediculous. He has made up a relationship in his head and thinks there really was a relationship when there wasn't, it was a late night fuck.

And can someone please tell me why you would stick your toes in a pussy? I am a chick and I really like a lot of different things in bed, but WHY toes? They are short and certainly don't have the dexterity that fingers have. I am very puzzled by this.

He pulled his cock out after 6 minutes and inserted toes during a one night stand, WTF is that about?

[Dani75]

Oh, and women who don't wax or shave are unclean, forgot to add that.

[Edible Napalm]

This thread is chilling.

[jimmyslostchin]

Sometimes when life has me down and I feel like it just can't get any worse I come to Wackbag and find a thread that makes me feel SO much better about myself.

Thanks, Dave. You can be my sidekick any day. :action-sm

By the way, get on the mypsace. Browse for single females 20 or so miles from your house in your preferred age range. Ones you have things in common with. Make friends. You will fuck at least 5 of them or at least their friends. If I can do it, so can you! Just stop being a creep for the love of all that's holy!

If that doesn't work. Find yourself a uniformed service to go into. You need some manning up from what I've read.

[Arch Stanton]

Get the movie Breaking Away and study the scene where he sings the Aria from Martha, M'aparai

You will be mad you do not have more then 10 toes to insert.

[abudabit]

Were your nails clipped? Maybe you didn't wind up giving her the good toe fucking she was expecting. Nothing messes up a toe banging more than long nails.

[WOWmagnet]

Thanks Liddy and Abudabit. I might right her a song and perform it right outside her office. And if I see the cops, I'll just casually go to my car and pretend that I didn't do anything wrong. It won't be tomorrow, it'll be when I'm in the city the next time.

Dude, I'm sorry about my harsh comments before. I think you can't let this one go.

Go out and get her the biggest engagement ring you can't afford...I mean go into heavy hock if you must.

After re-reading your post I think maybe you gotta go with it. After all, you're running out of time. This could be your only chance at love :).

Just one thing. Besides the three-month salary engagement ring, get her a gift certificate to a Brazillian Bikini Wax salon.


-Toodles

p.s. don't forget to knock her up ASAP so she CAN'T leave you!

[Hydrosludge]

She is probably dating this guy now.

http://bastardsinc.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/toecutter.jpg

[Sidekick Dave]

She is probably dating this guy now.

http://bastardsinc.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/toecutter.jpg
Yikes.

[WOWmagnet]

She is probably dating this guy now.

http://bastardsinc.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/toecutter.jpg

"I hate guns!" -Toecutter

[B54]

Now that I think about it ... this story has to be made up. No way you actually slept with a girl unless she was black out drunk.

[buxotica]

YOU CAN ACT LIKE A MAN ! ! ! ! WHAT'S THE MATTA WITH YOU ? ? ?

http://a743.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/94/l_990689b9419e0f1649983817b6c2a9c6.gif

[abudabit]

Now that I think about it ... this story has to be made up. No way you actually slept with a girl unless she was black out drunk.

Quoted for truth. x100

[WOWmagnet]

Now that I think about it ... this story has to be made up. No way you actually slept with a girl unless she was black or drunk.

Fixed.

[buxotica]

Now that I think about it ... this story has to be made up. No way you actually slept with a girl unless she was black and drunk, and you paid her

expanded upon for more truth.

[Razor Roman]

YOU CAN ACT LIKE A MAN ! ! ! ! WHAT'S THE MATTA WITH YOU ? ? ?

http://a743.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/94/l_990689b9419e0f1649983817b6c2a9c6.gif

Best advice ever.

Why can't men fucking act like men anymore?

If you need to pine away over some slit, pine away in private, bitch to a few close friends, but put on a strong face for the world. Why would you let some bitch hold that power over ya?

LIVING WELL IS THE BEST REVENGE

[DanaReevesLungs]

Nothing like losing your virginity the same night you get to toe fuck a girl. Fate obviously has huge plans for you son. Go get her tiger. ;)

[Cunt Smasher]

I would recommend the ol' sympathy trick.Works every time.What you do is get a fake cast and an a sling for your arm,and a van....

[Sidekick Dave]

I would recommend the ol' sympathy trick.Works every time.What you do is get a fake cast and an a sling for your arm,and a van....
You guys rule. Thanks lol.

[TallBaby]

in case it hasnt been said yet.....

**** her.

[Voss's Tumor]

He pulled his cock out after 6 minutes and inserted toes during a one night stand, WTF is that about?

I'd rather know why he's using a fucking egg timer in bed. You don't know if it was in there for 5:30? Maybe it was 6:15? We NEED to know!

[WOWmagnet]

I'd rather know why he's using a fucking egg timer in bed. You don't know if it was in there for 5:30? Maybe it was 6:15? We NEED to know!

Not only that, why only one toe?

[Voss's Tumor]

Not only that, why only one toe?

I'm really getting the feeling Sidekick Dave is East Side Dave's alter ego.

Not gonna let 'em catch the Midnight Toe-er!

[Pat from Moonachi]I'd be a day late and an appendage short with this hairy broad! hrmm herm[/Pat from Moonachie]

[Hydrosludge]

You guys rule. Thanks lol.

If that does not work, get a dog named Precious.

[abudabit]

Bump, just for fun.

[WOWmagnet]

Bump, just for fun.

Maybe he's at the Razor Emporium.

[kidconnor]

Guess he didn't do anything.

Dave.. your a pussy.

Go cry in yer big pillow fag.

[Hydrosludge]

He is tending too his butterflies.

[WOWmagnet]

I wonder if she usually shaves and he caught her on an off week or is she just a hairy skank?

[Sidekick Dave]

Guess he didn't do anything.

Dave.. your a pussy.

Go cry in yer big pillow fag.
No, I just fell out of love with her...for now. Besides, I'm getting into other women now. I have a couple of gals poking me on the facebook. I'm going mountain biking up in New Hampshire this weekend.

[abudabit]

Bump

[WOWmagnet]

Must've been Ted's Razor Emporium...

Shave that whore. Teach'r to hunt...

got nuthin'

[TheDrip]

My suggestion for re-breaking the ice with her:

If she has a pet, kill it. Then the following morning show up at her work with a new replacement pet and tell her you heard about the bad news, and you were hoping this would help her in her time of grieving.

[shwoogie]

:clap: I give it a B+.

People actually think this is real. Oh my god. :haha7:

[lock cool jock]

I would say kill yourself

/sarcasm
I can't breath. So weird and disturbing.You sound very young and that is cool But Jesus,your toes were in her pussy and that excited you? Lot's of other girls who like to be stalked out there.Maybe comicon is coming to town.I will pray for you.

[Sidekick Dave]

I can't breath. So weird and disturbing.You sound very young and that is cool But Jesus,your toes were in her pussy and that excited you? Lot's of other girls who like to be stalked out there.Maybe comicon is coming to town.I will pray for you.
I think that she's ready for the big toes now.

[jnoble]

...last year with someone I met who apparently figured out after one date that I wasn't for her. It happens. Unfortunatly, girls have a really easy time of dropping their thing for a guy way better than guys do for a girl.

One day you're the best guy they've ever met.....the next day, they don't even remember who you are. That's just the way it goes. You HAVE to move on. You look like an obsessed stalker/pussy if you don't.

Would I like to hang out with her again or at least talk on the phone? You betcha. But there's nothing I can do to faciliate that.

:icon_neut

[Hydrosludge]

http://getwomanback.com/?gclid=CJinp-_MvpUCFRoSFQod7U4tRQ

[DanaReevesLungs]

I think that she's ready for the big toes now.

Just die already. No sarcasm implied.