Bjork stalker suicide vid. ***NSFW***

[Three Hole Puncher]

For shits and giggles... and to inspire FleaMan to get busy with his own YouTube grand exit project.

http://theync.com/video/m011108bjork.wmv

URL... http://theync.com/m011108bjork.shtml in case the vid link doesn't work.

Chubby Darth Maul is a goose. Bravo... and goodnight, funny man.

:clap:

C'mon, Flea... you can top that.

[DocSavage]

LOL. A cap gun.

[Three Hole Puncher]

LOL. A cap gun.

Um, dude... cap guns don't make a dent in the top of your skull when you put them in your mouth and pull the trigger.

That shit was way real.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/htmlContent.jhtml?html=/archive/1996/09/19/nstal119.html

And if you prefer to watch your vids plastered in FoundryMusic logos...

http://www.foundrymusic.com/opieanthony/displaymedia.cfm/id/13913/page/show_video_number_13913.html

[Arch Stanton]

I tried. Can you tell me when he does it? I can not watch any longer his Flea like video.

[unklewilly]

I love what he did with his niples. Flea shouldve copied it for his video....Thats how you do a video Flea, do it right or dont do it at all. Listening to that twat makes me want to eat a gun myself.

[Three Hole Puncher]

I tried. Can you tell me when he does it? I can not watch any longer his Flea like video.

Right at the end. The payoff is well worth the wait. Fatboy grunts hard, pulls the trigger, and hits the deck like a sack of flour. Hi-larity.

Unlike a Flea douchefest video, Chubsy Ubsy's video has a happy, satisfying ending.

[OJ can scar]

Was that Darth Maul ?

[abudabit]

I think he decided to kill himself when he realized it was Bjork he was stalking. Welcome to 2008, douche.

Up next, the Pet Shop Boys stalker.

[Three Hole Puncher]

Was that Darth Maul ?

Yeah... he really let himself go towards the end.

[Arc Lite]

I missed anybody talking about this. The Telegraph article is from 1996. Is this story really 12 years old?

[Arch Stanton]

I think he decided to kill himself when he realized it was Bjork he was stalking. Welcome to 2008, douche.

Up next, the Pet Shop Boys stalker.

Cue Westend Girls

[abudabit]

Is face paint allowed in the barracks, pvt fat body?

[Three Hole Puncher]

I missed anybody talking about this. The Telegraph article is from 1996. Is this story really 12 years old?

Yep... if fatboy hadn't stepped up to the plate, he'd be 33 now... and probably 425 lbs. and obsessed with Hannah Montana.

[Three Hole Puncher]

Is face paint allowed in the barracks, pvt fat body?

Look on the bright side... he's no longer living in a world of shit.

[ih8Uboo-boo]

All that over BJORK????

Good riddance...

[DanaReevesLungs]

So the lack of pudding matter is what left the blinds so clean.

[abudabit]

All that over BJORK????

Good riddance...

The best part is she broke up with Goldie less than half a year of this douche killed himself.

[notmikeh]

[QUOTE=abudabit;2814584]I think he decided to kill himself when he realized it was Bjork he was stalking. Welcome to 2008, douche.
[QUOTE]

um the video is clearly labeled 1996

[abudabit]

Yeah, I know.

[Arch Stanton]

What does he say before he makes his skull pop?

[Jimmy's Dignity]

christ...could that have possibly taken longer for less of a pay off? Who shoots themselves in the roof of the mouth with a fuckin .22?

[abudabit]

What does he say before he makes his skull pop?

Bababooey! Bababooey!

[Three Hole Puncher]

christ...could that have possibly taken longer for less of a pay off? Who shoots themselves in the roof of the mouth with a fuckin .22?

It was a .38, and what kind off pay off were you expecting... gumballs to pour out of his head?

[fuckwit]

boy.. way to take your fill of all the air before you go. leave some for the rest of us fatty.

[stevethrower]

Whoa, Darth Maul really let himself go...

[Jimmy's Dignity]

It was a .38, and what kind off pay off were you expecting... gumballs to pour out of his head?

no, but that woulda been sweet. I was expecting/hoping for a little R. Budd Dwyer-esque brain matter splatter

[abudabit]

With the size of fatties head it's amazing the bullet even cleared his skull.

[Three Hole Puncher]

With the size of fatties head it's amazing the bullet even cleared his skull.

Puddin' doesn't offer much resistance.

[DocSavage]

Um, dude... cap guns don't make a dent in the top of your skull when you put them in your mouth and pull the trigger.

That shit was way real.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/htmlContent.jhtml?html=/archive/1996/09/19/nstal119.html

And if you prefer to watch your vids plastered in FoundryMusic logos...

http://www.foundrymusic.com/opieanthony/displaymedia.cfm/id/13913/page/show_video_number_13913.html


NO payoff...lousy vid. Much like his life I am sure. Epic failure of a way to go out on your own vid. He needed to get a larger caliber and shoot that shit all over his nice white sign. :icon_evil

[WhiteHonkyDevil]

No payoff? The noise as he's falling, and then what sounds like blood pouring out on to the floor is awesome!

[Arch Stanton]

No payoff? The noise as he's falling, and then what sounds like blood pouring out on to the floor is awesome!

I think it was piss and him shitting after he landed on the floor

[Arch Stanton]

Bababooey! Bababooey!

Muh Muh Monkey

[abudabit]

Jesus Titty Fucking Christ, some people won't be happy unless there's an explosion.

A fat douche goes on and on about his obsession dating a black guy, he's dressed as god knows what, kills himself on video, and then 6 months later Bjork breaks up with the black guy. If this video doesn't entertain you you have no funny bone.

And he painted his nipples!

[Arch Stanton]

Jesus Titty Fucking Christ, some people won't be happy unless there's an explosion.

Somebody could photoshop it in. Make it a real mess!

[abudabit]

Better yet photoshop Fleaman in with a picture of Opie on the tv.

[Arch Stanton]

Better yet photoshop Fleaman in with a picture of Opie on the tv.

Winner. And get a Wackbag mention in there too.

[abudabit]

Instead of red and white face paint he can be covered in pimples.... oh nevermind, that won't require photoshop.

[duGandfriends]

At least it was edited. The pussy started his death march at 2:10, took him another 43 minutes-- was the heavy breathing to talk himself into it or was he scrapping one last time?
;)

[Arch Stanton]

At least it was edited. The pussy started his death march at 2:10, took him another 43 minutes-- was the heavy breathing to talk himself into it or was he scrapping one last time?
;)

Wow, never thought of that angle, one last throwing of the rope. Very nice

[THE FEZ MAN]

the splash of shit at the very end and the oh fuck i just shot my self in the head look on his face is fucking priceless.

the one i liked was the guy that was sitting in the investigation room, takes a sip of water pulls out a .45 and blows his brains out....

and well ol R, bud is just the best..... that and i saw that one LIVE!!!!!

[Jef Leppard]

this dude sent fuckin bjork a bomb to

[pileofmatt]

it makes me feel warm inside when i visit wackbag and see people complaining about how lame someone's suicide video is. it feels right.

[shwoogie]

Um, dude... cap guns don't make a dent in the top of your skull when you put them in your mouth and pull the trigger.

That shit was way real.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/htmlContent.jhtml?html=/archive/1996/09/19/nstal119.html

And if you prefer to watch your vids plastered in FoundryMusic logos...

http://www.foundrymusic.com/opieanthony/displaymedia.cfm/id/13913/page/show_video_number_13913.html




Who is the mushmouth narrating that video? I know I've heard it before. And no, it's not Mayor Menino.

[Motor Head]

He went out with a bang....wacka wacka.....nothing. [homer]BOOOO!!![homer/]

I found the video delightful, but he should of used at least a .45 or even a .357 hollow point. As much as I loved the little bowl that popped up in his head, he should of used a larger caliber and did it with style. Painting the walls with brain, is the American way.

[tattered]

He went out with a bang....wacka wacka.....nothing. [homer]BOOOO!!![homer/]

I found the video delightful, but he should of used at least a .45 or even a .357 hollow point. As much as I loved the little bowl that popped up in his head, he should of used a larger caliber and did it with style. Painting the walls with brain, is the American way.

think a shotgun would of been to over the top?

[WoodenPlank]

think a shotgun would of been to over the top?
No. Neither would high-explosives.

[Three Hole Puncher]

think a shotgun would of been to over the top?

OOooooo...

A nice 12 gauge with a toe trigger. A three-inch double aught buck magnum load shell... now THAT would've been epic. Woulda popped his melon like a rotten tomato.

Okay... let's take up a collection to equip FleaMan properly for his upcoming masterpiece.

We'll get him a nice short barrel Winchester pump turkey gun... and a hack saw so he can remove the trigger guard.

Some body paint for his nipples... what else is he going to need?

[mr. sin]

an actual movie about the fucker

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0481966/

http://www.thedocumentaryblog.com/index.php/2007/01/15/the-video-diary-of-ricardo-lopez/

[mr. sin]

http://i34.tinypic.com/208jx8j.jpg

http://www.fleen.com/uploads/2006/05/fmji9.jpeg

http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/Full-Metal-Jacket-ps03.jpg

[Dopie Opie]

Why do people always get naked before they kill themselves ??

And it would have been nice if the camera was still rolling when his family found and started laughing.

[roche]

http://www.pranktheworld.com/busted1.jpg

Who is going to run SFN now? :(

[TeenBungle]

No that was def blood spilling out of his mouth and not a cup being knocked over like Ant mentioned. You hear the "Arggggh" sound he makes and it's all muffled from the blood filling his mouth and throat from the gunshot wound. that was blood gushing out.

[Motor Head]

Why do people always get naked before they kill themselves ??

And it would have been nice if the camera was still rolling when his family found and started laughing.

POST OF THE THREAD!!! Dad comes in and just keels over with laughter pointing at his goose egg of a son "finally!"

[WhiteHonkyDevil]

No that was def blood spilling out of his mouth and not a cup being knocked over like Ant mentioned. You hear the "Arggggh" sound he makes and it's all muffled from the blood filling his mouth and throat from the gunshot wound. that was blood gushing out.

They talked about it on the show? When?

[al885]

video is as old as the internets