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Absolutely
08-23-2008, 04:45 AM
I've run into a problem where I'm forced to jerk it right handed, I cut my left hand fairly good and it's not usable for the time being.

I assume most people who use the internet for jackin use their left so they can have their right hand on the mouse, so that alone makes it hard. Reaching across your body to click a new file or a new site, no mouse control...
The right hand is too unfamiliar, it's like being with a girl who gives/gave terrible handjobs, my left hand knows the deal.

My right hand blows...
I plan on making it work, but it's impossible to switch hands.
martianvirus
08-23-2008, 04:55 AM
Cut it off, freak.
BravoSierra
08-23-2008, 04:58 AM
Dude, I broke my arm when I was 16. My right arm. I got off with my left hand ONCE during that period. Never again since. I don't have an ounce of ambidextriousism... if that's a word.
MrBogey
08-23-2008, 05:03 AM
Use the proper jerk hand and learn to scroll with the right.
moegolden
08-23-2008, 05:36 AM
just get a better mouse. there are plenty of them out there....

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/417FCRZRJ9L.jpg

macbook trackpads rule....scrolling is easy.
CousinDave
08-23-2008, 05:38 AM
looks like you gotta do the unthinkable and find a girl to do it for you.

tough break man
Absolutely
08-23-2008, 06:06 AM
looks like you gotta do the unthinkable and find a girl to do it for you.

tough break man

This PROBABLY isn't happening.
CougarHunter
08-23-2008, 09:23 AM
As good as I am southpaw doing such as typing and crankin, it's a wonder I can't play guitar better.
Ren5150
08-23-2008, 09:24 AM
Might work better if you take that hand out of your asshole first.
wes mantooth
08-23-2008, 09:33 AM
Pretend your left hand's on the rag. A little blood makes a great lubricant.
gleet
08-23-2008, 09:49 AM
My right hand blows...


Isn't that the happy solution?
Three Hole Puncher
08-23-2008, 09:52 AM
Get yourself a helper monkey to jerk it for you. Make sure you get a girl monkey... cuz it'd be gay to let a boy monkey tug your junk.
WMB
08-23-2008, 10:53 AM
I can only jerk with my right. If I use my left it's like Johny #5 yanking my prick.
NoSurviivors
08-23-2008, 11:22 AM
quit bitching and get creative.
SwimConnerSwim
08-23-2008, 11:38 AM
just get a better mouse. there are plenty of them out there....

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/417FCRZRJ9L.jpg

macbook trackpads rule....scrolling is easy.

Thats the trackball I have. It has gotten me through many a crankins
WOWmagnet
08-23-2008, 12:11 PM
I can jack either side = ambjacksterous.
DanaReevesLungs
08-23-2008, 02:51 PM
I use both so if one goes down, I'm still OK.
weeniewawa
08-23-2008, 03:19 PM
you should have practiced more to prevent this from happening.
Capt.Caveman
08-23-2008, 03:54 PM
do you have a cat?
Absolutely
08-23-2008, 06:59 PM
you should have practiced more to prevent this from happening.

I've had like 10 years of perfecting my left-handed craft.
It'd be like asking Ted Williams to bat right handed with bases loaded, 2 outs in the bottom of the ninth.
bill333
08-23-2008, 07:36 PM
better start flexing the spine then.
weeniewawa
08-23-2008, 07:37 PM
I've had like 10 years of perfecting my left-handed craft.
It'd be like asking Ted Williams to bat right handed with bases loaded, 2 outs in the bottom of the ninth.

and where is ol' teddie right now? exactly
Mother Shucker
08-23-2008, 09:32 PM
I can only jerk with my right. If I use my left it's like Johny #5 yanking my prick.

:roflololol:
edzeppe
08-24-2008, 01:53 PM
whats the need to scroll?
Find a video that strikes your mood at any given point.. hit play.

no hands needed.
THE FEZ MAN
08-24-2008, 02:31 PM
quit going dry and use some lube, its like a whole other person doing it then.
patbattlefield
08-24-2008, 02:40 PM
get a girlfriend?
THE FEZ MAN
08-24-2008, 03:03 PM
get a girlfriend?

bottle of jergins.... about 4$

girlfriend..... priceless and a pound of flesh

get a dog
Blue Heeler
08-25-2008, 01:33 PM
just get a better mouse. there are plenty of them out there....

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/417FCRZRJ9L.jpg

macbook trackpads rule....scrolling is easy.

Just shove that trackball up your ass and cry, because you're a fag.
Flea_Man
08-25-2008, 01:49 PM
I can only jerk off with my left hand as well. Don't feel bad. We're talented jerkers.
Chino Kapone
08-25-2008, 02:37 PM
just got buy a pocket pussy and be prepared to never leave the house again.
Absolutely
08-25-2008, 06:27 PM
just got buy a pocket pussy and be prepared to never leave the house again.

I envision the cleaning up process being very depressing.
You fuck some piece of space-age rubber tube, finish, and then have to go clean your load out of it?