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distortion9
08-27-2008, 01:36 PM
BLAH! She looks like Gollum.

http://thesuperficial.com/2007/07/27/dakota-fanning-gremlin-01.jpg

http://thesuperficial.com/2007/07/27/dakota-fanning-gremlin-02.jpg
grail
08-27-2008, 01:39 PM
Big triangle head. Eeek.
WhiskeyWhispers
08-27-2008, 01:41 PM
It's ok, you can always wack off to her in The Cat In The Hat.
distortion9
08-27-2008, 01:44 PM
It's ok, you can always wack off to her in The Cat In The Hat.

That wouldn't be right...I was saving my jack till she was legal.
Jimmy's Dignity
08-27-2008, 01:45 PM
That wouldn't be right...I was saving my jack till she was legal.

now that's just plain silly...
WhiskeyWhispers
08-27-2008, 01:45 PM
That wouldn't be right...I was saving my jack till she was legal.

Legal schmegal, age is just a number :action-sm.
jimmyslostchin
08-27-2008, 01:48 PM
It's just an awkward stage, it'll pass.
distortion9
08-27-2008, 01:52 PM
now that's just plain silly...

Legal schmegal, age is just a number

I wanted it to be all special and stuff....a special jack.
jsc315
08-27-2008, 02:12 PM
this thread is just creepy on more than one level.
maz
08-27-2008, 02:17 PM
Time is a bitch





On a side note
JD = Wackbag Staff ?
Sinn Fein
08-27-2008, 02:21 PM
On a side note
JD = Wackbag Staff ?

We needed an openly gay moderator. You know how it is in today's PC world.
Jimmy's Dignity
08-27-2008, 02:21 PM
We needed an openly gay moderator. You know how it is in today's PC world.

I couldn't be prouder of Standby
patbattlefield
08-27-2008, 02:32 PM
puberty FTW
smurray06
08-27-2008, 03:29 PM
she's just gotta gain 10 pounds and she'll be fine, Hillary Duff looked like an alien too when she was skinny as fuck.
kloraferm
08-27-2008, 03:46 PM
Well, she talked like someone in their 30s by the time she was 6, where did you think this was heading? By the time she's allowed to vote it'll be later years Kate Hepburn all over again.
Plunkies
08-27-2008, 04:27 PM
Big triangle head. Eeek.

It's really more of a trapezoid of you want to get technical...
Jimmy's Dignity
08-27-2008, 04:28 PM
Well, she talked like someone in their 30s by the time she was 6, where did you think this was heading? By the time she's allowed to vote it'll be later years Kate Hepburn all over again.

so she'll be back to fuckable then? "whaa"
d0uche_n0zzle
08-27-2008, 04:36 PM
Grass on the field, play ball.
kloraferm
08-27-2008, 04:39 PM
so she'll be back to fuckable then? "whaa"
One can only hope... :icon_roll
(right now I feel like such a creep)
LiddyRules
08-27-2008, 04:42 PM
I like that she's pale.
Bralio
08-27-2008, 04:43 PM
Holy Jesus H Christ; "What happened to her?" As in, "She used to be hot and now she's not"?

Fuckin ew. Just..... ew.
WhiskeyWhispers
08-27-2008, 04:48 PM
Grass on the field, play ball.

Old enough to count, old enough to mount.
LiddyRules
08-27-2008, 04:59 PM
Holy Jesus H Christ; "What happened to her?" As in, "She used to be hot and now she's not"?

Fuckin ew. Just..... ew. What are you ewing about? Her lost hotness?
Arch Stanton
08-27-2008, 05:07 PM
I couldn't be prouder of Standby

x2 So much courage
jackjack
08-27-2008, 05:47 PM
Well, since nobody else wants her, if I'm still alive and fucking on Feb 23, 2012 I'll take her.
d0uche_n0zzle
08-27-2008, 05:48 PM
When does that **** film she was in come out?
Stormrider666
08-27-2008, 05:53 PM
Grass on the field, play ball.

Old enough to count, old enough to mount.

Old enough to bleed, Old enough to seed
jackjack
08-27-2008, 05:54 PM
Old enough to bleed, Old enough to seed

Old enough to defend herself, too old to..
Wait, nevermind..
LiddyRules
08-27-2008, 05:55 PM
Grass on the field, play ball.

Old enough to count, old enough to mount.

Old enough to bleed, Old enough to seed

If she has a vagina, dive in.
Capt.Caveman
08-27-2008, 06:49 PM
she needs to develop a drug problem....then she'll be hot
jackjack
08-27-2008, 06:54 PM
Here's a question that's only peripherally related to this thread..

If a girl was born in the evening of a particular day, and on the afternoon of her 18th birthday consentually fucked a guy over 18, could he be up on statutory charges?
gleet
08-27-2008, 06:57 PM
Here's a question that's only peripherally related to this thread..

If a girl was born in the evening of a particular day, and on the afternoon of her 18th birthday consentually fucked a guy over 18, could he be up on statutory charges?

Only if he was a younger guy. An older gentleman would hold off blowing his load until past midnight.
jackjack
08-27-2008, 07:01 PM
Only if he was a younger guy. An older gentleman would hold off blowing his load until past midnight.

Great, now you've complicated the question even further.. So, if the cock goes in before the time of day that the birth occurred, but the load was loosed after the time passes it is ok in the eyes of the law?
krisko
08-27-2008, 07:01 PM
I like that she's pale.

i imagine you sitting there saying that while lovingly gazing at your computer screen. i find that creepy.
25133WhooOoAH
08-27-2008, 07:10 PM
your retarded, she's a kid...It's not like she's supposed go from young child to hot teen in a couple years...
TallBaby
08-27-2008, 07:14 PM
She'll be good when they unnecessarily decide to remake Dick Tracy

http://thesuperficial.com/2007/07/27/dakota-fanning-gremlin-01.jpg

http://cardsgalorecanada.com/cart/images/8%20Flattop.jpg
jackjack
08-27-2008, 07:15 PM
your retarded, she's a kid...It's not like she's supposed go from young child to hot teen in a couple years...

Well, yeah.. But there's nothing funny about that.
LiddyRules
08-27-2008, 07:45 PM
your retarded, she's a kid...It's not like she's supposed go from young child to hot teen in a couple years...

You're right. The order is

young child
sexy tween
hot teen
TallBaby
08-27-2008, 07:46 PM
she has herman munster feet too
d0uche_n0zzle
08-27-2008, 07:46 PM
*Paging Chris Hansen*
Begbie
08-27-2008, 09:21 PM
It's really more of a trapezoid of you want to get technical...

Kinda like this...

http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/3390/frylockra6.jpg
THE FEZ MAN
08-27-2008, 09:25 PM
is that virgina maddison behind her? if so ...... damn she's held up well i'd soooo hit that
Freese
08-27-2008, 10:46 PM
It's ok, you can always wack off to her in The Cat In The Hat.

No you can`t, the dress doesn`t quite ever get high enough.

I mean, umm, errr...

*backs away slowly*


P.S. at least she is fixing her teeth.
Warfarer
08-27-2008, 11:16 PM
She wasn't even a cute little girl, she has always been ugly and awkward looking, not sure why you guys are shocked that she is aging poorly.
Sam_Adams
08-28-2008, 01:01 AM
From the looks of her mom (hot) I don't think she will have a problem when she gets older. She will grow up and even out.

Is that her mom behind her or a family friend or something?

psssssst, even posting this thread is kind of creepy of you. Watchout for good ole Chris.
BigWilly
08-28-2008, 09:52 AM
If she has a vagina, dive in.

If she's crawling, she's in the right position?