NO! What the fuck happened to Dakota Fanning?

[distortion9]

BLAH! She looks like Gollum.

http://thesuperficial.com/2007/07/27/dakota-fanning-gremlin-01.jpg

http://thesuperficial.com/2007/07/27/dakota-fanning-gremlin-02.jpg

[grail]

Big triangle head. Eeek.

[WhiskeyWhispers]

It's ok, you can always wack off to her in The Cat In The Hat.

[distortion9]

It's ok, you can always wack off to her in The Cat In The Hat.

That wouldn't be right...I was saving my jack till she was legal.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

That wouldn't be right...I was saving my jack till she was legal.

now that's just plain silly...

[WhiskeyWhispers]

That wouldn't be right...I was saving my jack till she was legal.

Legal schmegal, age is just a number :action-sm.

[jimmyslostchin]

It's just an awkward stage, it'll pass.

[distortion9]

now that's just plain silly...

Legal schmegal, age is just a number

I wanted it to be all special and stuff....a special jack.

[jsc315]

this thread is just creepy on more than one level.

[maz]

Time is a bitch





On a side note
JD = Wackbag Staff ?

[Sinn Fein]

On a side note
JD = Wackbag Staff ?

We needed an openly gay moderator. You know how it is in today's PC world.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

We needed an openly gay moderator. You know how it is in today's PC world.

I couldn't be prouder of Standby

[patbattlefield]

puberty FTW

[smurray06]

she's just gotta gain 10 pounds and she'll be fine, Hillary Duff looked like an alien too when she was skinny as fuck.

[kloraferm]

Well, she talked like someone in their 30s by the time she was 6, where did you think this was heading? By the time she's allowed to vote it'll be later years Kate Hepburn all over again.

[Plunkies]

Big triangle head. Eeek.

It's really more of a trapezoid of you want to get technical...

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Well, she talked like someone in their 30s by the time she was 6, where did you think this was heading? By the time she's allowed to vote it'll be later years Kate Hepburn all over again.

so she'll be back to fuckable then? "whaa"

[d0uche_n0zzle]

Grass on the field, play ball.

[kloraferm]

so she'll be back to fuckable then? "whaa"
One can only hope... :icon_roll
(right now I feel like such a creep)

[LiddyRules]

I like that she's pale.

[Bralio]

Holy Jesus H Christ; "What happened to her?" As in, "She used to be hot and now she's not"?

Fuckin ew. Just..... ew.

[WhiskeyWhispers]

Grass on the field, play ball.

Old enough to count, old enough to mount.

[LiddyRules]

Holy Jesus H Christ; "What happened to her?" As in, "She used to be hot and now she's not"?

Fuckin ew. Just..... ew. What are you ewing about? Her lost hotness?

[Arch Stanton]

I couldn't be prouder of Standby

x2 So much courage

[jackjack]

Well, since nobody else wants her, if I'm still alive and fucking on Feb 23, 2012 I'll take her.

[d0uche_n0zzle]

When does that **** film she was in come out?

[Stormrider666]

Grass on the field, play ball.

Old enough to count, old enough to mount.

Old enough to bleed, Old enough to seed

[jackjack]

Old enough to bleed, Old enough to seed

Old enough to defend herself, too old to..
Wait, nevermind..

[LiddyRules]

Grass on the field, play ball.

Old enough to count, old enough to mount.

Old enough to bleed, Old enough to seed

If she has a vagina, dive in.

[Capt.Caveman]

she needs to develop a drug problem....then she'll be hot

[jackjack]

Here's a question that's only peripherally related to this thread..

If a girl was born in the evening of a particular day, and on the afternoon of her 18th birthday consentually fucked a guy over 18, could he be up on statutory charges?

[gleet]

Here's a question that's only peripherally related to this thread..

If a girl was born in the evening of a particular day, and on the afternoon of her 18th birthday consentually fucked a guy over 18, could he be up on statutory charges?

Only if he was a younger guy. An older gentleman would hold off blowing his load until past midnight.

[jackjack]

Only if he was a younger guy. An older gentleman would hold off blowing his load until past midnight.

Great, now you've complicated the question even further.. So, if the cock goes in before the time of day that the birth occurred, but the load was loosed after the time passes it is ok in the eyes of the law?

[krisko]

I like that she's pale.

i imagine you sitting there saying that while lovingly gazing at your computer screen. i find that creepy.

[25133WhooOoAH]

your retarded, she's a kid...It's not like she's supposed go from young child to hot teen in a couple years...

[TallBaby]

She'll be good when they unnecessarily decide to remake Dick Tracy

http://thesuperficial.com/2007/07/27/dakota-fanning-gremlin-01.jpg

http://cardsgalorecanada.com/cart/images/8%20Flattop.jpg

[jackjack]

your retarded, she's a kid...It's not like she's supposed go from young child to hot teen in a couple years...

Well, yeah.. But there's nothing funny about that.

[LiddyRules]

your retarded, she's a kid...It's not like she's supposed go from young child to hot teen in a couple years...

You're right. The order is

young child
sexy tween
hot teen

[TallBaby]

she has herman munster feet too

[d0uche_n0zzle]

*Paging Chris Hansen*

[Begbie]

It's really more of a trapezoid of you want to get technical...

Kinda like this...

http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/3390/frylockra6.jpg

[THE FEZ MAN]

is that virgina maddison behind her? if so ...... damn she's held up well i'd soooo hit that

[Freese]

It's ok, you can always wack off to her in The Cat In The Hat.

No you can`t, the dress doesn`t quite ever get high enough.

I mean, umm, errr...

*backs away slowly*


P.S. at least she is fixing her teeth.

[Warfarer]

She wasn't even a cute little girl, she has always been ugly and awkward looking, not sure why you guys are shocked that she is aging poorly.

[Sam_Adams]

From the looks of her mom (hot) I don't think she will have a problem when she gets older. She will grow up and even out.

Is that her mom behind her or a family friend or something?

psssssst, even posting this thread is kind of creepy of you. Watchout for good ole Chris.

[BigWilly]

If she has a vagina, dive in.

If she's crawling, she's in the right position?

[moegolden]

I think she's OK now.

http://defamer.gawker.com/5230961/dakota-fanning-carefully-studies-teen-mating-habits

[d0uche_n0zzle]

Yep, gone from that awkward stage to a hot POA.

[DonTheTrucker]

I think she's OK now.

http://defamer.gawker.com/5230961/dakota-fanning-carefully-studies-teen-mating-habits

Her friend in the short black dress (to the left in the first photo) is much better.

[DR. Jimcy M.E.]

your retarded, she's a kid...It's not like she's supposed go from young child to hot teen in a couple years...

No it goes like this:
hot sexy preteen
cute 13 year old
old haggard 17 year old

[CougarHunter]

In my own defense, I must add, I thought him a girl at the moment of entry.

[moegolden]

http://i41.tinypic.com/4lngg4.jpg

[Hudson]

Still saying..Annasophia Robb..

[DonTheTrucker]

The guy in the white hat is taking quite a beating from the comments on that site. I love it.

[lockjaaaaww]

wow is that bad. She looks like a looney toones charichter right after a acme anvil fell on the're head.

[Beeman99]

never found her hot, ever

[DanaReevesLungs]

never found her hot, ever

That's because you adore the cock

[Vyce]

Yep, gone from that awkward stage to a hot POA.

Ohhhhh yes.

http://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl2/0/3987/07_2009/46d21842d6468f8f_Dakota-Fanning.jpg

[Hudson]

Ohhhhh yes.

http://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl2/0/3987/07_2009/46d21842d6468f8f_Dakota-Fanning.jpg
Nice, but does she still have teeth that look like shes been chewing rocks?

[lockjaaaaww]

Ohhhhh yes.

http://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl2/0/3987/07_2009/46d21842d6468f8f_Dakota-Fanning.jpg

What the fuck happened to her.

I never found her hot but damn.

[Psychopath]

she has dead eyes. Shudder.

[Beeman99]

That's because you adore the cock

Seriously, how long did it take you to think up that gem

[DanaReevesLungs]

Seriously, how long did it take you to think up that gem

2 fucking seconds...anything else your dumb ass wants to know?

[Beeman99]

2 fucking seconds...anything else your dumb ass wants to know?

Actually, there is. I'm wondering how many times your fucking boyfriend forgets to lube your ass before he fucks you. You are always in a cranky mood, and you contribute nothing.

See, now I can be witty like your faggot ass.

[DanaReevesLungs]

Actually, there is. I'm wondering how many times your fucking boyfriend forgets to lube your ass before he fucks you. You are always in a cranky mood, and you contribute nothing.

See, now I can be witty like your faggot ass.

Dude, let me explain something to your dumb motherfucking self. Calling me a faggot does nothing to me. Not even slightly enrage me. You couldn't think of anything to enrage me. And it's ALL you ever call anyone, yet you're the dipshit telling people to be "original". How about following you're own fucking advice for once? And you're not witty...ever. You fucking troll 75% of the threads you post in. I troll too, no doubt, but you're supposedly wanting to get a rise from us. You've failed. Everyone who attacks your posts makes you look like a fucking idiot. Get over yourself and try thinking you're better than anyone. You're not and never will be. Pretty sad you have to pump up your own ego because no one else will.

[BeerBelly]

Ohhhhh yes.

http://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl2/0/3987/07_2009/46d21842d6468f8f_Dakota-Fanning.jpg

deeaam grew up ugly, hope she saved the money

[Absolutely]

The guy in the white hat is taking quite a beating from the comments on that site. I love it.

As well he should...
He's a Chode

I also don't find her hot at all, she looks like your average 15 year old.

[Beeman99]

Dude, let me explain something to your dumb motherfucking self. Calling me a faggot does nothing to me. Not even slightly enrage me. You couldn't think of anything to enrage me. And it's ALL you ever call anyone, yet you're the dipshit telling people to be "original". How about following you're own fucking advice for once? And you're not witty...ever. You fucking troll 75% of the threads you post in. I troll too, no doubt, but you're supposedly wanting to get a rise from us. You've failed. Everyone who attacks your posts makes you look like a fucking idiot. Get over yourself and try thinking you're better than anyone. You're not and never will be. Pretty sad you have to pump up your own ego because no one else will.

Really, I troll in 75% of the threads I post in?? I will admit, I troll in some of them, but not as many as you seem to think stupid. And sorry, instead of calling you a faggot, I should call you a shitdick/waterhead/sorry excuse of life/etc right? Because that'd be taking a page from your book. I've yet to see one thread where you've contributed anything useful or intelligent, so maybe take some of your own advice dumbass.

BTW, I do get a rise out of some, and I've gotten a rise out of you. I make you mad, I make you angry, I make you go off the wall because you feel threatened. I don't think I'm better than anyone here, it's a messageboard. You're the one with the "god" complex, you might want to work on that.

And everyone that attacks my posts makes me look like an idiot?? I count 4 people on this board that attack them, and all they do is make asses of themselves. To me, people like you only attack people like me to get attention and to come across as "big tough internet douches" . You are pathetic, just kill yourself now and be done with it

And back on topic, Dakota Fanning has always looked like a troll. Give me Hermoine anyday.

http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/12/08-15/emma-watson.jpg

[jimmyslostchin]

Really, I troll in 75% of the threads I post in?? I will admit, I troll in some of them, but not as many as you seem to think stupid. And sorry, instead of calling you a faggot, I should call you a shitdick/waterhead/sorry excuse of life/etc right? Because that'd be taking a page from your book. I've yet to see one thread where you've contributed anything useful or intelligent, so maybe take some of your own advice dumbass.

BTW, I do get a rise out of some, and I've gotten a rise out of you. I make you mad, I make you angry, I make you go off the wall because you feel threatened. I don't think I'm better than anyone here, it's a messageboard. You're the one with the "god" complex, you might want to work on that.

And everyone that attacks my posts makes me look like an idiot?? I count 4 people on this board that attack them, and all they do is make asses of themselves. To me, people like you only attack people like me to get attention and to come across as "big tough internet douches" . You are pathetic, just kill yourself now and be done with it

And back on topic, Dakota Fanning has always looked like a troll. Give me Hermoine anyday.

http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/12/08-15/emma-watson.jpg

Was that the best picture you could find? She looks like Mario Cantone in drag there. *shudder*

[Aero 1]

18 year old whore JoJo

http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/uploads/2008/05/jailbait-jojo.jpg

http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/uploads/2008/05/jailbait-jojo-3.jpg

http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/uploads/2008/05/jailbait-jojo-5.jpg

more pics
http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2008/05/jailbait-jojo.php

[LilJimmyRbinson]

18 year old whore JoJo

http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/uploads/2008/05/jailbait-jojo.jpg

http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/uploads/2008/05/jailbait-jojo-3.jpg

http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/uploads/2008/05/jailbait-jojo-5.jpg

more pics
http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2008/05/jailbait-jojo.php

Holy shit. Jojo? Is she famous?

[Aero 1]

Holy shit. Jojo? Is she famous?

supposedly
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JoJo_(singer)

more whore pics

http://www.dirtyrottenwhore.com/wp-content/uploads/whores/jojo/jojo_cleavage_shots_at_operation_smile_004.jpg

http://dirtyrottenwhore.com/galleries2/2009/4/jojo_cleavage_shots_at_operation_smile/jojo_cleavage_shots_at_operation_smile_001.jpg

http://dirtyrottenwhore.com/galleries2/2009/4/jojo_cleavage_shots_at_operation_smile/jojo_cleavage_shots_at_operation_smile_005.jpg

[Aero 1]

more of the hot little whore

http://images.askmen.com/galleries/singer/jojo/pictures/jojo-picture-1.jpg

http://images.askmen.com/galleries/singer/jojo/pictures/jojo-picture-3.jpg

http://images.askmen.com/galleries/singer/jojo/pictures/jojo-picture-5.jpg

http://images.askmen.com/photos/jojo/68922.jpg

[moegolden]

actually, JoJo is probably a more talented pop vocalist than anyone other than maybe Lady Gaga and XTina. (yes, I'm serious)

[DanaReevesLungs]

JoJo also loves the black cock. She dated Freddie Adu for a while.

[DanaReevesLungs]

Really, I troll in 75% of the threads I post in?? I will admit, I troll in some of them, but not as many as you seem to think stupid. And sorry, instead of calling you a faggot, I should call you a shitdick/waterhead/sorry excuse of life/etc right? Because that'd be taking a page from your book. I've yet to see one thread where you've contributed anything useful or intelligent, so maybe take some of your own advice dumbass.

BTW, I do get a rise out of some, and I've gotten a rise out of you. I make you mad, I make you angry, I make you go off the wall because you feel threatened. I don't think I'm better than anyone here, it's a messageboard. You're the one with the "god" complex, you might want to work on that.

And everyone that attacks my posts makes me look like an idiot?? I count 4 people on this board that attack them, and all they do is make asses of themselves. To me, people like you only attack people like me to get attention and to come across as "big tough internet douches" . You are pathetic, just kill yourself now and be done with it

You're beyond fucking delusional.

[Sinn Fein]

Enough of this nonsense. It stops now.

[Stormrider666]

Ohhhhh yes.

http://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl2/0/3987/07_2009/46d21842d6468f8f_Dakota-Fanning.jpg

Perfect example of being patient when it comes to the whole celebrity jailbait thing. Madonna's daughter is going to be another one.

18 year old whore JoJo

http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/uploads/2008/05/jailbait-jojo.jpg

http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/uploads/2008/05/jailbait-jojo-3.jpg

http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/uploads/2008/05/jailbait-jojo-5.jpg

more pics
http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2008/05/jailbait-jojo.php

Very fucking nice. I love how she still has the natural barely legal look and hasn't been corrupted by Hollywood's skinny look.

[Absolutely]

Perfect example of being patient when it comes to the whole celebrity jailbait thing. Madonna's daughter is going to be another one.

Madonna's daughter is going to need just a little waxing first.
http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee228/Rmbxr9/lourdes-leon.jpg

[WhiskeyWhispers]

Madonna's daughter is going to need just a little waxing first.
http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee228/Rmbxr9/lourdes-leon.jpg

She looks like a fucking terrorist. Yuck!

[Stormrider666]

She looks like a fucking terrorist. Yuck!

I'm not sure how old that pic is. But the last one I saw, she was developing quite nicely.

[jackjack]

Those might be the scariest eyebrows ever.

[whammy_kablammy]

Those might be the scariest eyebrows ever.

She has more than one?

Maybe if you count the mustache.

[d0uche_n0zzle]

With Madonna's money she'll be sleeping in wax.

[Vyce]

actually, JoJo is probably a more talented pop vocalist than anyone other than maybe Lady Gaga and XTina. (yes, I'm serious)

Agreed. (seriously) She's quite talented.

JoJo also loves the black cock. She dated Freddie Adu for a while.

It don't make you a bad person.

*stops, thinks*

No, wait, actually, it does.

I'm into her, though. I'll turn her around.

[Aero 1]

Enough of this nonsense. It stops now.

just get it over with and ban beeman already for fucksakes. he sucks.

[waa waa mvirus]

just get it over with and ban beeman already for fucksakes. he sucks.

x2

[AtlantaHardcore]

just get it over with and ban beeman already for fucksakes. he sucks.

You can't ban someone simply because you don't like them.

[chumpy]

Dakotah looks like she was trying out for Mask :icon_eek:

[JonBenetRamsey]

Madonna's daughter is going to need just a little waxing first.
http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee228/Rmbxr9/lourdes-leon.jpg

http://membres.lycos.fr/fredrichung/forum/kill%20it%20with%20fire.jpeg

[Aero 1]

You can't ban someone simply because you don't like them.

hey, thanks for the obvious. oof.