Kid Owners Vs. Pet Owners

[Freese]

Ok, So people without children (and some with) usually shit on parents for constantly talking about their fuck trophys. Before I had a kid I would bitch as well.

*shitty vos impression*

Here`s the thing.

People without kids, who get a pet are just as douchey, constantly talking about their pet.

Fuck pet owners in their fartbox.

[buxotica]

Ok, So people without children (and some with) usually shit on parents for constantly talking about their fuck trophys. Before I had a kid I would bitch as well.

*shitty vos impression*

Here`s the thing.

People without kids, who get a pet are just as douchey, constantly talking about their pet.

Fuck pet owners in their fartbox.

http://partipoodle.homestead.com/files/doghumor/humorphotos/cat-finger.jpg :action-sm






Seriously though, you don't enjoy having your inbox full of "funny" animal pictures or getting a birthday card where people write their pet's name above the animal on the card? eeeewwwww. I'm with you, may they all catch leprosy.

[Ballbuster1]

Have kids, have dogs. Kids are over rated.

[Sinn Fein]

have kids, have dogs. Kids are over rated.

x2

[Tax Kuntz]

Kids are over rated.

Unless your kids look like BCH's kids ;)

[ddberry]

The difference between kids and dogs are, when you die at home alone, your dog will eat you. With kids, the first time you forget where you parked your car, they stick you in a nursing home where you eat the equivilant of dog food until you die, alone.

Ok, so there really isn't a difference.

[WOWmagnet]

Kids = ruiners.

[roche]

I have a dog and i don't have kids but I don't tell my friends about how great my dog is because I am not a shitdick.

[Jef Leppard]

i got stuck with 2 cats and unlike kids i can pretty much ignore them even tho they suck the same

[Dopie Opie]

you won't get arrested for touching your pet's friends when they visit

[THE FEZ MAN]

Have kids, have dogs. Kids are over rated.

x2

x3

not a big fan of the kids

[TeenPinkSock]

2 Dogs - No Kids = Im Happy

[BCH]

Unless your kids look like BCH's kids ;)

They are disarmingly beautiful. Not to worry, I've already warned them about Uncle Tax.

[Stig]

Ok, So people without children (and some with) usually shit on parents for constantly talking about their fuck trophys. Before I had a kid I would bitch as well.

*shitty vos impression*

Here`s the thing.

People without kids, who get a pet are just as douchey, constantly talking about their pet.

Fuck pet owners in their fartbox.

Well, I didn't have to stoop to buying a minivan because of my dog. I never have to humiliate myself by falsely claiming "But MY little angel would never do THAT!". And I don't have any bumper stickers proclaiming my dog's status on the honor roll or soccer team.

Advantage: Dog.

[Stig]

The difference between kids and dogs are, when you die at home alone, your dog will eat you. With kids, the first time you forget where you parked your car, they stick you in a nursing home where you eat the equivilant of dog food until you die, alone.

Ok, so there really isn't a difference.

Yes there is. Your dog actually loves you.

[kloraferm]

Don't have either, don't want either (used to have a dog though)

[jimmyslostchin]

I've never had a movie or meal interrupted by a theater/restaurant full of screaming pets.

[sobi]

Well, I didn't have to stoop to buying a minivan because of my dog. I never have to humiliate myself by falsely claiming "But MY little angel would never do THAT!". And I don't have any bumper stickers proclaiming my dog's status on the honor roll or soccer team.

Advantage: Dog.


Well, I'd agree with that stuff, but it's being a douche that makes people do those things... not kids.

[Stig]

Well, I'd agree with that stuff, but it's being a douche that makes people do those things... not kids.

And how many of your friends became douches after childbirth?

Exactly. :icon_cool

[Sinn Fein]

They are disarmingly beautiful. Not to worry, I've already warned them about Uncle Tax.

Almost everyone has a "funny" uncle...

[abudabit]

I've never had a movie or meal interrupted by a theater/restaurant full of screaming pets.

I've never stepped in kid shit or been woken up at 7 am by my neighbors barking kid.

[sobi]

And how many of your friends became douches after childbirth?

Exactly. :icon_cool


Out of my friends, I can't say any. They have stayed the same, particularly with your examples. But then again, I wouldn't really hang out with chumps who would be insane enough to think that they would give birth to some sort of angel child that is better than everyone elses.:)

[sobi]

I've never stepped in kid shit or been woken up at 7 am by my neighbors barking kid.



Again... thats a douchebag owner rather than an animals fault.

[Stig]

I've never stepped in kid shit or been woken up at 7 am by my neighbors barking kid.

I have. On both counts.
That's right, I've seen a kid take a shit on the lawn.
And no, they don't exactly bark. They run around screaming.

[WOWmagnet]

I've never stepped in kid shit or been woken up at 7 am by my neighbors barking kid.

I've never had a 17-year old dog smash his daddies car into my Corvette either :icon_roll.

Fuck you asshole parents and your disobedient, non-loving-you, jizzbucket kids. :icon_roll

[DocSavage]

The wife and I have a beta fish.

Parents that constantly talk about their kids as well as people that speak about their pets as their "babys" are not and will never be in our circle.

[Goober]

I have no kids, no pets, just a plant.

Babies are like poems. They're beautiful to their creator, but to other people they're silly and fucking irritating

[ih8Uboo-boo]

you won't get arrested for touching your pet's friends when they visit

Winner, winner, chicken dinner...:clap:

[jimmyslostchin]

I've never stepped in kid shit or been woken up at 7 am by my neighbors barking kid.

Barking kids? No. Screaming kids that don't wanna go to school or keep their fucking mouths shut waiting for the bus? Yes. At ungodly hours of the morning.

[abudabit]

you won't get arrested for touching your pet's friends when they visit

Plus all you need is a spoon full of peanut butter.

[kimothee]

I love my kitties, I really do, and do not have or want children. Chelsea & Everett Kitties are enough responsibility for another living creature for me to handle. That being said, I only talk about them when asked about them, and I don't babble on and on about them because I hate having to listen to it about other people's pets.

[SatansCheerledr]

I don't care about other peoples stupid, fucking kids so I figure why would anyone care about my stupid, fucking dogs.

I have two friends who have bred and they both are broken shells of thier former selves.

[WOWmagnet]

I don't care about other peoples stupid, fucking kids so I figure why would anyone care about my stupid, fucking dogs.

I have two friends who have bred and they both are broken shells of thier former selves.

Yep. Kids: the life-enders.

[THE FEZ MAN]

huh this thread reminds me of this one :)

http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=61079&highlight=dames

[kloraferm]

The wife and I have a beta fish.
All out of Coleco fish? :rolleyes:

[shwoogie]

I don't need candy and a gun to get a dog into my car.

[BCH]

I like my kids fine. They're a pain in the ass sometimes but all in all it's a pretty good deal. I don't blabber on and on about them to anyone because I know this simple rule "Your kids are other people's kids to other people".

Here's the way I once described the difference between Kids and Pets to my Wife's sister shortly before she gave birth to her first child. They have a dog which was their "Baby" Christmas card pictures, the whole thing. I said to her "Fifteen minutes after that kid is born, if they told you that you had to smash that dog's skull in with a rock to get brain tissue for some kind of procedure that would save the Baby's life you'd do it." The reverse would never be true. She had to agree that I was right of course after the fact.

[Sidekick Dave]

Pets get you ready for Parenthood.

[weeniewawa]

The wife and I have a beta fish.



when do you get the 1.0 release of fish?

[kloraferm]

Pets get you ready for Parenthood.
The movie? :rolleyes:

[JSHAW]

I'm 44, my wife is 41. We had our first baby last week on 8/18/2008 at 615pm. Neither one of us thought we would be parents. She had 2 ectopic and 1 miscarriage.

Jessie Darby Shaw has been in the world for 1 week and 4 days.

Here's a picture of her (NOT A PHOTOSHOP) throwing up a salute for Our Favorite Nazi Era lover Herr Cumia.

I never knew I could love something so much in my life, until last monday when she was born. Gonna spoil the kid rotten! :D

I've always liked small babies, as long as they weren't the screaming their heads off at all hours kind. I'm pleased to annouce that my kid sleeps though the night as long as she's fed and has a dry diaper.

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b179/JWS64/DSCF0009.jpg

[WOWmagnet]

Good for you. Just keep him off the plane, out of the theater and off the roads in 16 years and we'll be fine.

[Stig]

It's great that people's opinions about kids change after they have one. That's nature's way of keeping them from being cannibalized by their parents like hamsters.
The rest of us STILL don't like your kids. But your golden retriever is adorable. :action-sm

[Dopie Opie]

I like my kids fine. They're a pain in the ass sometimes but all in all it's a pretty good deal. I don't blabber on and on about them to anyone because I know this simple rule "Your kids are other people's kids to other people".

Here's the way I once described the difference between Kids and Pets to my Wife's sister shortly before she gave birth to her first child. They have a dog which was their "Baby" Christmas card pictures, the whole thing. I said to her "Fifteen minutes after that kid is born, if they told you that you had to smash that dog's skull in with a rock to get brain tissue for some kind of procedure that would save the Baby's life you'd do it." The reverse would never be true. She had to agree that I was right of course after the fact.

Great point...My wife and I had a cat for like 2 years before we got married. She loved that stupid thing, always on her lap, always petting the stupid thing.

My first son was born, the cat tore up one of his stuffed animals and was at the humane society before I got home from work.

She was afraid the cat was jealous of the kid and was going to hurt him.

[kloraferm]

I've always liked small babies
What about large babies?

[Stig]

What about large babies?

http://gamesnet.vo.llnwd.net/o1/gamestar/objects/115022_main.jpg

[kloraferm]

http://gamesnet.vo.llnwd.net/o1/gamestar/objects/115022_main.jpg
:icon_lol:

[THE FEZ MAN]

It's great that people's opinions about kids change after they have one. That's nature's way of keeping them from being cannibalized by their parents like hamsters.
The rest of us STILL don't like your kids. But your golden retriever is adorable. :action-sm

eh, actually my opinion of kids still sucks. i jut tolerate mine more than others. i do my very best to avoid them, unlike a dog that i will go out of my way to pet, a kid i will go out of my way to avoid it