Sarah Palin: Guess What's In Her Pants

[abudabit]

Possible next VP of the USA:

http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/6861/24817422778ed3353313147ob9.jpg

http://livingalaska.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/sarah_palin2.jpg

Guess What's In Her Pants

[Redding]

its obvious shes from Alaska and I dont know what I been told....Alaska pussy is might cold....

[LiddyRules]

I imagine it to be all crazy like the "Morning Mom on the go" hair she normally has.

[Stig]

You left out "A Crucifix."

[cozzie]

Her last child has downs syndrom, so i'm betting it's weeds & cobwebs.

[DeltaPin]

I was thinking Landing Strip.

[BCH]

A politician on the go needs to keep things nicely trimmed.

[abudabit]

Here she was as Miss Wasilla 1984:

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g100/dayglored/Sarah-Palin-Miss-Wasilla-1984.jpg

[WhiskeyWhispers]

Shaved with a tattoo of Pac-Man facing down.

[Jolie]

You left off chastity belt. I dont care if she has a retarded kid, Ive never seen someone looking more like a prudish librarian than, well, the last prudish librarian ive seen.

[abudabit]

I doubt she wears a chastity belt considering she has 5 children. Although I hope she doesn't wear granny panties.

[Stig]

Here she was as Miss Wasilla 1984:

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g100/dayglored/Sarah-Palin-Miss-Wasilla-1984.jpg

Know what? I'd fuck her.

[Stig]

You left off chastity belt. I dont care if she has a retarded kid, Ive never seen someone looking more like a prudish librarian than, well, the last prudish librarian ive seen.

http://carlenny.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/hillary-clinton-faces-vertical.jpg

[Cromwell]

I'd hit it.

Now more than ever!

:)

[Jimmy's Dignity]

http://carlenny.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/hillary-clinton-faces-vertical.jpg

......................you have no idea how much I hate your right now

[Stig]

......................you have no idea how much I hate your right now

Look, just run to the bathroom and get the poison out. I won't tell anyone.

[Aizazzle]

......................you have no idea how much I hate your right now

QFT and x2

I just lost my boner because of those awful Hillary pictures. To erase those I'm going to post some Palin hotness. VPILF!

http://livingalaska.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/sarah_palin2.jpg
http://media.hoover.org/images/sarah_palin.jpg
http://crucialtaunt.com/politics/images/SarahPalin380tall.jpg

[Jolie]

http://carlenny.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/hillary-clinton-faces-vertical.jpg

Theres a difference between ugly and prudish.

[CousinDave]

Me thinks McCain likes the former beauty queens

[Cromwell]

Thank you, Aizazzle.

Wood returning . . . :icon_wink


QFT and x2

I just lost my boner because of those awful Hillary pictures. To erase those I'm going to post some Palin hotness. VPILF!

http://livingalaska.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/sarah_palin2.jpg
http://media.hoover.org/images/sarah_palin.jpg
http://crucialtaunt.com/politics/images/SarahPalin380tall.jpg

[Stig]

Theres a difference between ugly and prudish.

I'd rather bang our political whore than your political whore. :rolleyes:

[Jolie]

I'd rather bang our political whore than your political whore. :rolleyes:

Mine may not be a lot to look at, but shes probably an animal in the sack. If you could just close your eyes and keep them shut, she could probably teach you a few things.

Yours, if shes not crying while you are screwing her will scold you after. Seriously, would it kill her to let her hair down and get some contacts?

[Stig]

Mine may not be a lot to look at, but shes probably an animal in the sack. If you could just close your eyes and keep them shut, she could probably teach you a few things.

Yours, if shes not crying while you are screwing her will scold you after. Seriously, would it kill her to let her hair down and get some contacts?

That collage above is all of Hilary's fuck-faces. :haha7:

Bill fucks ugly chicks. Why won't he throw one in Hilary if she's such a goer? :icon_cool

[CougarHunter]

Seriously, would it kill her to let her hair down and get some contacts?

Fuck that!

I likes my broads smart and nearsighted.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Seriously, would it kill her to let her hair down and get some contacts?I wonder if she gives good head...cause I love that "hair-up, cum on my glasses" look she's got going

[Stig]

Fuck that!

I likes my broads smart and nearsighted.

Not to mention bound and gagged. :icon_roll

[boardsofcanada]

Alaskan fur

[WhiskeyWhispers]

I wonder if she gives good head...cause I love that "hair-up, cum on my glasses" look she's got going

X2
I'd like to see her in a Bookworm Bitches scene.

[Jef Leppard]

daaaaaaaaaaaaamn that bitch kinda hot

[Sprite]

I wonder if she gives good head...cause I love that "hair-up, cum on my glasses" look she's got going

X2
I'd like to see her in a Bookworm Bitches scene.

Co-co-sign. :clap:

And yes, I'd hit it for sure.

[louthree]

Who'd thought we'd have a cougar running for VP.

[Cunt Smasher]

I'm conservative anyways,but I'm sure the dems are shitting themselves today.Joe Biden has the personality of a snake with a toothache.

[fuckwit]

http://carlenny.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/hillary-clinton-faces-vertical.jpg

......................you have no idea how much I hate your right now

once upon a time...



http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a278/spedly/05clinton1-600-1.jpg

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a278/spedly/hillary_clinton-1.jpg

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a278/spedly/HS_Hillary.jpg

[Cunt Smasher]

You left off chastity belt. I dont care if she has a retarded kid, Ive never seen someone looking more like a prudish librarian than, well, the last prudish librarian ive seen.

Well,since you brought it up...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yh-lW2opLyQ&feature=related

[wes mantooth]

Definitely lightly trimmed. It has that short, sassy, easy to manage style that's just perfect for a busy woman on the go. I'm her gynecologist you see.








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[Stormrider666]

X2
I'd like to see her in a Bookworm Bitches scene.

I love Bookworm Bitches. Not only because of the glasses thing, but they usually get the girls before they are ravaged by the porn industry.

As for the poll, I voted for lightly trimmed.

Oh and now Cindy McCain becomes the 3rd hottest woman in McCain's life. Behind Meghan McCain and Sarah Palin.

[SwimConnerSwim]

This is why I love wackbag. Is the main issue taxes, the enviroment, or national security? No the main issue of concern: Does the next potential Vice President shave her box?

Viva La Wackbag!

edit: I picked lightly trimmed.

[abudabit]

She should have taken the glasses off for this photo.

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m96/Chesta_2006/Sarah-Palin-Vogue.jpg

[Mindslayer]

I wonder if she gives good head...cause I love that "hair-up, cum on my glasses" look she's got going


Yea, she's got the whole Eva Angelina thing goin on.

Anyway, Im thinking she has a nicely groomed triangle.

[WOWmagnet]

Floor.

[Sidekick Dave]

Have you listened to her talk? God, it's like he went into Countryfest and picked out some white trash woman. This is a cheap ploy to win over those Hillary Delegates. She's a dumb hayseed.


Also Biden's wife and the Future First Milf Michelle Obama are both ten times hotter than this Alaskan Sturgeon.

[wes mantooth]

I'm gonna go with this:

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n210/pbh94515/b_bear_rug.jpg

[Sprite]

Have you listened to her talk? God, it's like he went into Countryfest and picked out some white trash woman. This is a cheap ploy to win over those Hillary Delegates. She's a dumb hayseed.


Also Biden's wife and the Future First Milf Michelle Obama are both ten times hotter than this Alaskan Sturgeon.

You should be banned for this.

Jimmy'sDignity?

[SwimConnerSwim]

You should be banned for this.

Jimmy'sDignity?

Banned and executed.

[Sidekick Dave]

You should be banned for this.

Jimmy'sDignity?
mmmmmm...maybe

[Ballbuster1]

I say trimmed. Maybe a landing strip.

[Cunt Smasher]

Washed,waxed,trimmed and perfumed.And a spotlessly clean bright pink asshole.

[Steam]

Oh and now Cindy McCain becomes the 3rd hottest woman in McCain's life. Behind Meghan McCain and Sarah Palin.

Cindy McCain is fucking ugly.

I'd take Obama's wife over any of them and then I guess I'd hatefuck this twat.

Oh, that's not the game. I'm going with full-on snatch then.

[CousinDave]

Also Biden's wife and the Future First Milf Michelle Obama are both ten times hotter than this Alaskan Sturgeon.



This is a joke right?

[Hydrosludge]

Nothing like the clean image of cancer patient

[CousinDave]

I went with trimmed. Figure she's 44 so to young not to trim, and to old to go wood floor.

[MrBogey]

Have you listened to her talk? God, it's like he went into Countryfest and picked out some white trash woman. This is a cheap ploy to win over those Hillary Delegates. She's a dumb hayseed.


Also Biden's wife and the Future First Milf Michelle Obama are both ten times hotter than this Alaskan Sturgeon.

So you wouldn't toefuck her and obsess over her for 2 years?

[Absolutely]

I'm saying she's somewhat trimmed.
However, she does nothing to her asshole. It's just a hairy mess...

[Mindslayer]

Yea, I agree the asshole is probably a disaster of Valdez-esque proportions.

[THE FEZ MAN]

id' hit it, and i say shaped. triangle... she was a "beauty queen" so he must understand the value of trimmed twat

[WOWmagnet]

Have you listened to her talk? God, it's like he went into Countryfest and picked out some white trash woman. This is a cheap ploy to win over those Hillary Delegates. She's a dumb hayseed.


Also Biden's wife and the Future First Milf Michelle Obama are both ten times hotter than this Alaskan Sturgeon.

Mrs. Obama is NOT hot....ewwww

[Sidekick Dave]

So you wouldn't toefuck her and obsess over her for 2 years?
Not even the least bit.

[Sidekick Dave]

Mrs. Obama is NOT hot....ewwww
I think that she's milk chocolate hot. She is the vision of a modern wife/mother. Also Biden's wife isn't that bad either. She seems like a sweetheart.

[Mother Shucker]

I wonder if she gives good head...cause I love that "hair-up, cum on my glasses" look she's got going

Hey, don't talk about Krisko like that, she is a nice..........oh, the VP chick, gotcha.

[Sam_Adams]

Hey, don't talk about Krisko like that, she is a nice..........oh, the VP chick, gotcha.

Yeah, when I first saw the VP and thought it looked like an older Krisko too :P

[Sprite]

http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/6861/24817422778ed3353313147ob9.jpg

http://livingalaska.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/sarah_palin2.jpg



http://media.hoover.org/images/sarah_palin.jpg
http://crucialtaunt.com/politics/images/SarahPalin380tall.jpg

= (but) >

http://www.hbo.com/sopranos/img/cast/actor/lorraine_bracco.jpg

http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/44/28/0000034428_20061020200611.jpg

http://z.about.com/d/tvdramas/1/0/E/L/sopranossea6-11.jpg

[HummerTuesdays]

Sprite...still hot in those last 3 pics. Hillary must be SOOO jealous of her ankles. :)

[abudabit]

Sprite...still hot in those last 3 pics. Hillary must be SOOO jealous of her ankles. :)

That's the Sopranos doctor. The one with the awful voice.

[Sidekick Dave]

= (but) >

http://www.hbo.com/sopranos/img/cast/actor/lorraine_bracco.jpg

http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/44/28/0000034428_20061020200611.jpg

http://z.about.com/d/tvdramas/1/0/E/L/sopranossea6-11.jpg
Lorrainne Bracco is HOT!!! Sarah Palin and Tall: NOT!!!

[HummerTuesdays]

That's the Sopranos doctor. The one with the awful voice.

DOH! I only watched the last episode. :icon_redf

[MrBogey]

Lorrainne Bracco is HOT!!! Sarah Palin and Tall: NOT!!!

You have awful awful tastes.

[Mother Shucker]

DOH! I only watched the last episode. :icon_redf

{Mother Shucker points and loffs}

[Palaver]

Milf Michelle Obama

eeecccchhhhh.

She reminds me of that overstock.com chick

http://askpang.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/sabine5.jpg

[Sidekick Dave]

You have awful awful tastes.
I have awful tastes? Say the people who wanna cream pie some ugly hickoid from Alsaska. You know, you get better results shooting a load on some Eastern Quebec broads.

[frankjg]

I have awful tastes? Say the people who wanna cream pie some ugly hickoid from Alsaska. You know, you get better results shooting a load on some Eastern Quebec broads.

Why don't you post a picture of that toe-loving half jew you "allegedly" had a one niter with... I'm sure she was a bute!

oh, and, Michele Obama has a monkey mouth.

[abudabit]

Michelle Obama looks fine from the upper lip and above.

[wes mantooth]

oh, and, Michele Obama has a monkey mouth.

Michelle Obama looks fine from the upper lip and above.


Zira lives.

[Absolutely]

Mrs. Obama is NOT hot....ewwww

I think Michelle is pretty attractive, on the same level of this Palin skirt...
She looks good here I think.
Put stupid librian style glasses on any brunette and people lose their shit.
http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee228/Rmbxr9/MichelleObama.jpg

[coinedpro]

http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/3906/mccainpalinnj5.jpg

[oandapartycock]

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g100/dayglored/Sarah-Palin-Miss-Wasilla-1984.jpg

Isn't that Marcy from Married with Children before she went butch?

[PatFromMoonachie]

I call her "Dickless Cheney"! :p

[NoSurviivors]

http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/3906/mccainpalinnj5.jpg

:clap:

That my friend, is a keeper.

[Zona992006]

Fuck that!

I likes my broads smart and nearsighted.

http://bp2.blogger.com/_uExTzMIDd1Y/R2O5nKq9_tI/AAAAAAAAATE/At2bb_K_3ao/s400/Sarah-Palin-Vogue.jpg

[unklewilly]

Know what? I'd fuck her.

your on wackbag sir, we would fuck anyone if they let us.

[THE FEZ MAN]

your on wackbag sir, we would fuck anyone if they let us.

id hit it ;)

[abudabit]

Winner

http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t181/abudabitd/23808_1_468.jpg

[maz]

Holy Shit Again !!

[Sprite]

Winner

http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t181/abudabitd/23808_1_468.jpg

No way. Is that really her?

[dropinadeuce]

No way. Is that really her?

How fuckin stupid are you? Can't you see the photochop?

In any case to answer the question what's she got? Why Alaskan Beaver of course.

[Sprite]

How fuckin stupid are you? Can't you see the photochop?

Fuck off douche. I didn't look at it very long or very close.

In any case to answer the question what's she got? Why Alaskan Beaver of course.

Boy, that's a good one. :icon_roll Got any more gems for us?

[Zona992006]

How fuckin stupid are you? Can't you see the photochop?

In any case to answer the question what's she got? Why Alaskan Beaver of course.

What's in her pants? Potentially another water head?

(Lord, please forgive me, I am sorry for that one). :icon_cool

[Sinn Fein]

How fuckin stupid are you? Can't you see the photochop?

In any case to answer the question what's she got? Why Alaskan Beaver of course.

Fuck off douche. I didn't look at it very long or very close.



Boy, that's a good one. :icon_roll Got any more gems for us?

Ok, time to suck each others' cocks and make up. Or, bans will be issued. Start suckin...

[wes mantooth]

Fuck off douche. I didn't look at it very long or very close.



Boy, that's a good one. :icon_roll Got any more gems for us?


Don't worry about him. I'm convinced that it's fmeinthea. He won''t last long.

1: lower case username.................check

2: ass/shit fixation........................check

3: personal attack within 4 posts.....check


It's almost a game at this point like Name That Tune. BCH is the expert but I'm going out on a limb here and bet that it's him in 4 posts. The username is throwing me a bit because it's usually outward instead of inwardly focused. Usually he ain't dropping..he's receiving is my point. Anal retentive he is not. It's why he never last long. Diarrhea of the mouth this one.

[gleet]

Start suckin...

Somebody's been listening to his 8 track porn tapes again. Lin lknae

[Sidekick Dave]

Fuck off douche. I didn't look at it very long or very close.



Boy, that's a good one. :icon_roll Got any more gems for us?
Fighting within the Republican Party?

[Sack of Chisels]

Don't worry about him. I'm convinced that it's fmeinthea. He won''t last long.

1: lower case username.................check

2: ass/shit fixation........................check

3: personal attack within 4 posts.....check


It's almost a game at this point like Name That Tune. BCH is the expert but I'm going out on a limb here and bet that it's him in 4 posts. The username is throwing me a bit because it's usually outward instead of inwardly focused. Usually he ain't dropping..he's receiving is my point. Anal retentive he is not. It's why he never last long. Diarrhea of the mouth this one.

Yea, pretty sure that's him. All he has to do is trash islam now..

[Capt.Caveman]

I really want to fuck the vice president

[Zona992006]

It turns out during her Vogue shoot, she was supposed to be 5 months pregnant.

http://bp2.blogger.com/_uExTzMIDd1Y/R2O5nKq9_tI/AAAAAAAAATE/At2bb_K_3ao/s400/Sarah-Palin-Vogue.jpg

[buxotica]

Somebody's been listening to his 8 track porn tapes again. Lin lknae

*John McCain* You know something, Sarah? You're a reeeaal prickhound *John McCain*



I went with shaped. She was a young woman in the 80's so I doubt the earth mama possibility. To old for the wood floor. I say lightly trimmed 80's triangle bush.

I wonder if she gives good head...cause I love that "hair-up, cum on my glasses" look she's got going

Gee, thanks. Now you've got me jacking to politician pussy.;) Always a first time for everything, I suppose...


EDIT: Btw, I'm thinking 80's triangle bush is both shaped AND trimmed, but I could be wrong... Maybe it's time to surf for some classic porn.

[THE FEZ MAN]

*John McCain* You know something, Sarah? You're a reeeaal prickhound *John McCain*



I went with shaped. She was a young woman in the 80's so I doubt the earth mama possibility. To old for the wood floor. I say lightly trimmed 80's triangle bush.



Gee, thanks. Now you've got me jacking to politician pussy.;) Always a first time for everything, I suppose...


EDIT: Btw, I'm thinking 80's triangle bush is both shaped AND trimmed, but I could be wrong... Maybe it's time to surf for some classic porn.

bzzzzzzt having scored a couple of pieces of "pie" in the 80's you can maybe count on trimmed for bikini and thats it and only in the summer, the earth mama muff wasn't dead in the 80's i didn't see my first wood floor till i went to a strip club back in 93, and i only saw one the entire time i was working at the photo shop (aka amature porn central)

[fuckwit]

I really want to fuck the vice president

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a278/spedly/20060804162251Richard_Cheney_2005_o.jpg

Larry Craig style?

[Sidekick Dave]

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a278/spedly/20060804162251Richard_Cheney_2005_o.jpg

Larry Craig style?
Walked RIGHT into that one.

[Mother Shucker]

bzzzzzzt having scored a couple of pieces of "pie" in the 80's you can maybe count on trimmed for bikini and thats it and only in the summer, the earth mama muff wasn't dead in the 80's i didn't see my first wood floor till i went to a strip club back in 93, and i only saw one the entire time i was working at the photo shop (aka amature porn central)

Bzzzzzzzzz, wrong, try again dumb ass: I met my wife in 87 and she had a very thin landing strip and went wood floor within a year. I also worked in a strip club in the early 80's, and had already been around many wood floors, but I always thought they did that back then to get rid of the crabs....

[BigJewishTits]

I think she looks a little like elaine towards the end of the series.

http://i.treehugger.com/files/julia_louis-dreyfus.JPG

[MrBogey]

Bzzzzzzzzz, wrong, try again dumb ass: I met my wife in 87 and she had a very thin landing strip and went wood floor within a year. I also worked in a strip club in the early 80's, and had already been around many wood floors, but I always thought they did that back then to get rid of the crabs....

How could he be wrong about his experience?

There wasn't a uniform movement in America on pubic hair. Christ...relax.

[Motor Head]

I wonder when she asks her husband to go down on her she tells him to lick her RETARD FACTORY? Jus wonderin.

I'm going with trimmed, and in the shape of a Ronald Reagans profile.

[WoodenPlank]

I wonder when she asks her husband to go down on her she tells him to lick her RETARD FACTORY? Jus wonderin.

I'm going with trimmed, and in the shape of a Ronald Reagans profile.

We REALLY need an inappropriate bell smiley on here....

[insert inappropriate bell here ten times]

[THE FEZ MAN]

Bzzzzzzzzz, wrong, try again dumb ass: I met my wife in 87 and she had a very thin landing strip and went wood floor within a year. I also worked in a strip club in the early 80's, and had already been around many wood floors, but I always thought they did that back then to get rid of the crabs....

so you gave your wife crabs? :action-sm

[abudabit]

Fisting, definitely into fisting. And I say that lovingly.

[THE FEZ MAN]

Fisting, definitely into fisting. And I say that lovingly.

i would bet on it now after pushing out that water head :icon_mrgr

[Dani75]

I would be inclined to say unkept bush, but she was a beauty queen so she must have learned something from those days. I bet she absolutely sucks in bed. I am thinking that her husband likes to visit dom's because he really can't stand her emasculating feminist shit.

[Goober]

Pete Rose muff do.






























...because her kid is a retard......get it!

[abudabit]

http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t181/abudabitd/capt39fe6c5638584bdd926ce2f1f005283.jpg

That's her on the right, with her brother and sister.

[izzy izkowitz]

DOH! I only watched the last episode. :icon_redf

goodfellas shitdick!

[Zona992006]

i would bet on it now after pushing out that water head :icon_mrgr

be nice...besides, its not her kid. :icon_cool