Getting married...

[NikkorTheMonk]

I fought it off for 38 years. But after 2pm tomorrow I will be a married man. Been together for 7 years. I shall be drinking heavily for the last few hours of being single with help from my brother. Now It's off to the rehersal dinner and then tomorrows the big day.

Gentlemen, till then.

[SwimConnerSwim]

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Your so fucked.

[Ballbuster1]

Good luck, bro!

[wes mantooth]

Found a training manual for you:

http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=72789


Good luck.

[Sct Ptersns Twn]

Good Luck Bro.



I hope you have lived with this broad, if not, things change.




Shhhhhhhh you'll ruuuuin it!


Found a training manual for you:

http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=72789


Good luck.

[BCH]

Congrats. It's not as bad as all that. Don't let this crew scare you off.

[fuckwit]

Congrats. It's not as bad as all that. Don't let this crew scare you off.

She's behind you isnt she?

[Sct Ptersns Twn]

Congrats. It's not as bad as all that. Don't let this crew scare you off.

Lyer whore, Lyer whore and you know it.


Just say'n :action-sm.

[Ballbuster1]

She's behind you isnt she?:haha7: Good call.

[THE FEZ MAN]

Congrats. It's not as bad as all that. Don't let this crew scare you off.


yea she's either standing behind him or like mine secretly reads the board, that's how i got caught

[bill333]

Congrats. It's not as bad as all that. Don't let this crew scare you off.

What does she have on you?

[Jolie]

If you wont listen to the jaded men, listen to the jaded women. This will be the worst decision of your entire life.

But uh... hey... congrats and good luck. i guess.

[Dicktator]

Congratulations. Wow there are some sorry beat down people on this board. Marrige can be great, mines great and i will be celebrating 8 years on tuesday. Good luck.

[JOHNNY HAIRDO]

The worst part of my wedding, is I actually got chocked up during the vows. The only thing that stopped me was I knew my awful friends would never let me forget about it. Then as I'm walking down the aisle one of my buddies is blubbering. It'll be one of the weirdest days of your life. Congrats.

[Ballbuster1]

Congratulations. Wow there are some sorry beat down people on this board. Marrige can be great, mines great and i will be celebrating 8 years on tuesday. Good luck.

Yeah, I was just effing with him. 30 years here. No complaints.
Congrats to you and the wife.

[WOWmagnet]

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You're so fucked.


What he said. Hand in your balls, son.

:saw: = half of all your shit is gone.

[WOWmagnet]

What does she have on you?

THe whole Family Court system, BWahahahahaaha.

[Shootr]

Dumbshit Dumbshit Dumbshit Dumbshit etc.

I really do hope you don't get fucked, but you probably will...

[abudabit]

Congrats, don't knock her up for quite some time.

[lock cool jock]

Congrats brother,although mine did not last,it was kick ass until the end.I would do it again in a second.Have one on me!

[CousinDave]

Why get married, if you've had 7 good years together, why change the equation?

[Sinn Fein]

Don't get married unless you have or want a drinking problem.

[Mindslayer]

Heh, I feel you, dude. Im getting hitched in March and its finally starting to hit me that this is fuckin real, you know ?

Im ascared...

[EarthCrisis]

Eh it's no big deal, just gotta know when to go into the garage or basement, to "fix something"

[Shootr]

Found a training manual for you:

http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=72789


Good luck.

Agreed, and you don't have to read all this thread (it'll give you a headache), but you will be destined to become this poor bastard if you picked wrong...

http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=95879

[TrashyMags]

Yeah man, us women, once we have you, that's it, turn in your sac, it's ours now. You get it on your birfday and christmas, that's it. And you have to start having conversations about whether we should paint the living room taupe or ecru, or whether the baby should be named Madison or Mackenzie. Forget the pot. Forget the video games. No more jacking off in the good kitchen towels. You're in our world now.

Oh. Wait. I'M the the one that's marrying you tomorrow. I promise to always laugh at your dick jokes and farts. See ya at the altar, ya bastard.

[Shootr]

Yeah man, us women, once we have you, that's it, turn in your sac, it's ours now. You get it on your birfday and christmas, that's it. And you have to start having conversations about whether we should paint the living room taupe or ecru, or whether the baby should be named Madison or Mackenzie. Forget the pot. Forget the video games. No more jacking off in the good kitchen towels. You're in our world now.

Oh. Wait. I'M the the one that's marrying you tomorrow. I promise to always laugh at your dick jokes and farts. See ya at the altar, ya bastard.

Oooohhhhh, you may just have a keep'r there buckaroo!!!:action-sm

[boardsofcanada]

Prenup.


Get it.


srsly.

[Myhairygrundle]

Marriage is great. Refer to the Bill Burr bit about it.

"ohhh...is this the line to give half my shit away??!!"


No complaints here. Just learn where the clitoris is and don't forget it.

When you are married you can wear sweat pants to the grocery store....you have a woman, so who the fuck do you need to impress?

[Atomic Fireball]

You'll be sorry

[Hydrosludge]

For me the first seven years sucked ass but my job was very demanding in ways a civilian wife could not understand. Slowly and gradually it got better. After 25 years I would not change a thing.

Good luck bro.

It can get rough but if you want it to work, don't stop communicating and both of you need to learn compromise.

[DanaReevesLungs]

You've got a 50/50 chance according to the latest divorce rates.

[NoSurviivors]

Don't get married unless you have or want a drinking problem.

I have one of those & I was only engaged. Other issues compound that tho..

best of luck to ya. It can be the best and the worst of times.

[weakside]

There are a lot of great things being married. Congratulations!

[BCH]

I fought it off for 38 years. But after 2pm tomorrow I will be a married man. Been together for 7 years. I shall be drinking heavily for the last few hours of being single with help from my brother. Now It's off to the rehersal dinner and then tomorrows the big day.

Gentlemen, till then.

yea she's either standing behind him or like mine secretly reads the board, that's how i got caught

Yeah man, us women, once we have you, that's it, turn in your sac, it's ours now. You get it on your birfday and christmas, that's it. And you have to start having conversations about whether we should paint the living room taupe or ecru, or whether the baby should be named Madison or Mackenzie. Forget the pot. Forget the video games. No more jacking off in the good kitchen towels. You're in our world now.

Oh. Wait. I'M the the one that's marrying you tomorrow. I promise to always laugh at your dick jokes and farts. See ya at the altar, ya bastard.


Tee Hee.

No Fezzie, my wife doesn't read the board in secret Talk radio and messageboards aren't her thing. She also doesn't stand over my shoulder whilst I'm posting mostly because she's not a controlling bitch. Some of these qualities are the reason we're still happily married after 16 years I suppose. It's all in how well you choose or how lucky you get with someone I guess.

[Shootr]

So, what's the haps anyways???

[Viral_Load]

Heh, I feel you, dude. Im getting hitched in March and its finally starting to hit me that this is fuckin real, you know ?

Im ascared...

You should be. All marriages end in either death or divorce.

If I ever feel like getting married I think I will just find a woman I hate and buy her a house.

[kloraferm]

You've got a 50/50 chance according to the latest divorce rates.
The odds aren't even that good.