I Hate Your Guts by Jim Norton - get yours today

[Space Edge]

From Norton's myspace

my new book, I HATE YOUR GUTS
My second book, titled I Hate Your Guts, is now available for pre-order on Amazon. com (I think it's like $8.00 cheaper than stores). The book will be released on November 4, but I figured pre-orders would be big since that whole silly election thing happens that day. I trash, fairly brutally, a lot of people in this one. Hilary Clinton, Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, Dr. Phil and Steve Martin and of course a shitload more. I really hope you like this book, it's filled with venom and bile. (it's a comedy by the way).
Thanks everyone, jim

http://www.amazon.com/Hate-Your-Guts-Jim-Norton/dp/1416587853/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1224201336&sr=8-5

[elitemrp]

Preordered. Thanks!

[Sharkmander]

Good shit!
I guess I should pay for this one, i stole his first book.

[al885]

Can't wait to add this to my library.

[TEXAS TRUCKER]

Great read for the shitter. A must have this Holiday season.

[kevtv]

wow, first i'm hearing about this. sweet.

hope / know he will do some signings to get this signed by him.

[Mindslayer]

Preordered.
Looking forward to a nice post BDay gift for myself.

[XMScott]

Its sad that the last book i bought and read was Happy Endings.

*orders*

[Jame_gumb]

order placed as i saw this thread.thanks

[cokelogic]

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/518JY98mr-L._SS500_.jpg

http://www.amazon.com/Hate-Your-Guts-Jim-Norton/dp/1416587853/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1224212691&sr=8-1

I hope there's an audio book released, like Happy Endings.

[Big Dick Mcgee]

Nice! I can't wait for this.

[Minhaj]

pre ordered.

i also ordered this, never heard of it till now
http://www.amazon.com/Dubliners-Modern-Classics-James-Joyce/dp/9626346736/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1224215522&sr=1-4
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/718T60XZATL._SS500_.gif

[PunchYourself187]

Pre-Ordered.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Ditto

[Space Edge]

He hasn't mentioned this on the show at all has he ? Or was I just not paying attention? (Did not hear today's show yet)

[Jimmy's Dignity]

he just mentioned that it's available for pre-order (http://www.amazon.com/Hate-Your-Guts-Jim-Norton/dp/1416587853/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1224256778&sr=8-1)on Amazon.com right now

[Space Edge]

he just mentioned that it's available for pre-order (http://www.amazon.com/Hate-Your-Guts-Jim-Norton/dp/1416587853/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1224256778&sr=8-1)on Amazon.com right now

Cool He was plugging his first book for months before it was released I wonder why he didn't do the same with this one.

[PartyRock24]

Just pre-ordered

[pink soccer]

How great is it that he can now put "New York Times Best Selling Author" on every book he ever does now.

Good for you Jim

[mr. sin]

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/518JY98mr-L._SS500_.jpg

http://www.amazon.com/Hate-Your-Guts-Jim-Norton/dp/1416587853/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1224212691&sr=8-1

I hope there's an audio book released, like Happy Endings.



almost similiar! http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/35/The_Eminem_Show.jpg

and preordered 2! 1 for a signing 1 for the shitter!

[mr. sin]

He hasn't mentioned this on the show at all has he ? Or was I just not paying attention? (Did not hear today's show yet)


yes opie mentioned it a few times and so have yimmy

[bb1mobile]

I'll order my copy when I get home.

Congrats on the new book Jimmy!

[Beeman99]

good, more reading material for the shitter

[greensnacks]

Go Jimmy go!
Amazon.com Sales Rank: #100 in Books

[OleGravyLegs]

pre-ordered @ amazon.ca

[Budyzir]

So on it, cant wait for the signings!

[bonezzz]

Is there a audiobook for this out soon? ...I cannot read anymore due to the 4 screens infront of me all day long making me read stuff about SIRI stock , and buying and selling NASDAQ as per yimmys advice..linnn er er

[Yarsh]

so thaaaaaat's what he was typing when I was pestering him for an autograph (on my copy of Happy Endings) in the bar above the Cellar back in february...

[XMScott]

Just a thought.

Re title the thread, Jim Nortons New Book, I Hate Your Guts.

Just saying.

[Hog's Big Ben]

WTF?

http://img116.imageshack.us/img116/6339/84396959zl4.png (http://imageshack.us)

[XMCanadian]

Just pre-ordered @ Amazon.ca

[ChrisC_EIT]

Go Jimmy go!
Amazon.com Sales Rank: #100 in Books


Popular in these categories: (What's this?)
#1 in Books > Entertainment > Humor > Essays
#1 in Books > Entertainment > Humor > Satire
#1 in Books > Literature & Fiction > United States > Humor


Not too shabby, sir.

[GoldenOne]

That Bro Code piece of shit is #3????

[Big Dick Mcgee]

I just ordered it and it will be here the 29th. I can't wait.

[DayDreamer]

For some reason last night Amazon had it in stock, instead of as a preorder. It has my delivery estimate as early next week. I wonder if it'll actually come.

[uptown]

FYI:
Jimmy's book just hit the homepage of coverboom.com (http://www.coverboom.com)
Go give it some highly-rated love.

[weeniewawa]

done

[Big Dick Mcgee]

It is done.

[Space Edge]

Did anyone else who pre-ordered get this email from Amazon

Hello from Amazon.com.

We are writing about the order you placed on October 16 2008 16:40 PDT (Order# 000-0000000-0000000). The item(s) listed below will actually ship sooner than we originally expected:

Jim Norton (Author) "I Hate Your Guts" [Hardcover]
Estimated arrival date: 10/24/2008

For more details, please visit the "Your Account" section of our web site . You can also reach "Your Account" by clicking on the link in the top right corner of any page on our web site.

[4.6CrownVic]

number 1 search term http://www.google.com/trends

niceeee

[zagman76]

I just pre-ordered "i hate your guts jim norton" from Amazon!

[MelissaY1]

For some reason last night Amazon had it in stock, instead of as a preorder. It has my delivery estimate as early next week. I wonder if it'll actually come.

I pre-ordered mine a LONG time ago on Amazon and while it has it listed as in stock, when I go to the track my orders section it says it won't ship until November 24th. Which is unfortunately after the local book signings........ :( Though knowing Amazon, it'll be here soon if they have it in stock. But WTF is up with their website then?

[MelissaY1]

Did anyone else who pre-ordered get this email from Amazon
No What the hell? And I pre-ordered mine WAAAAY in advance

[wetandstickyjim]

Preordered and left a review! Woot!

[GoldenOne]

number 1 search term http://www.google.com/trends

niceeee

Sadly not even in the Top-100 now. What the Fuck are "Mole Jokes"

And Shane Victorinos Favorite Food is #12??? Seriously I hate Philly.

[eatabullet]

I just pre-ordered "i hate your guts jim norton" from Amazon!

x3

One goes to my chick as an anniv. present.

[DayDreamer]

Just got an email from Amazon that my order has shipped!

[Space Edge]

Just got an email from Amazon that my order has shipped!

Same here that's pretty odd.

[DayDreamer]

Amazon has really F'd this one up. Hopefully it wont screw things up for Jimmy.

[King98er]

me too. I can't wait to get it.

[CrazyMrPoopSex]

I remember Jimmy saying when Happy Endings came out not to preorder b/c it didn't count towards bestseller lists or something. He probaly didn't push it this time b/c the $8 savings we get, but I may wait.

[Lavitz]

Just pre-ordered yesterday and it said it shipped and it should be here the 27th. If so this is awesome for me but may be bad news for Lil' Jimmy. Probably a bug with Amazon guess ill just wait and see.

[Industrial Log]

Same here - just ordered on Amazon and they said it's stock and I'll receive on October 30th. Can't complain there. I'm seeing lil' Yimmy at the Wilbur Show in Boston.. does anybody know if he does signings at his shows?

[GoldenOne]

Same here - just ordered on Amazon and they said it's stock and I'll receive on October 30th. Can't complain there. I'm seeing lil' Yimmy at the Wilbur Show in Boston.. does anybody know if he does signings at his shows?

Jimmy is the most accommodating guys you will ever meet.

Had a pic taken with him years ago where I said to Jimmy just before the pic was snapped "Fifty Cent" and he immediately threw up the gun sign.

About a year later I saw him at Stress Factory, approached him after the gig with the pic, and not only did he sign it, but told my wife to get a pic of him signing the pic, so we would have a new pic for him to sign next time he was in the area.

Kenny tries to sell schwag at these events, and tries to make it like if you don't purchase merch you can't get near the man himself. Meanwhile Jimmy just overrides him and is happy to fulfill any requests for pics or autographs.

[Atomic Fireball]

Amazon sez IHYG shipped tonite; should get it on Fri

[Reaper G]

I'm not a pre-ordering kind of guy, but I'll snap it up once it's at the nearby B&N.

[weeniewawa]

i just got a tracking number for my order.

[King98er]

Nice!! UPS just delivered my book!!
Thank you Amazon.com!

And Thank You Jimmy!!

[jeffrudy]

Just got mine today. Awesome!

[c05m0]

Holy crap.

http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/1752/1023081636ef7.th.jpg (http://img509.imageshack.us/my.php?image=1023081636ef7.jpg)http://img509.imageshack.us/images/thpix.gif (http://g.imageshack.us/thpix.php)

I know they send 'em early sometimes, but really?

[SpecialEd]

I ordered mine from borders, and also got it today. so i guess its not an amazon only thing. seems like all the pre-orders are going out this week, wierd.

[elitemrp]

Got mine today also. Wooo

[DayDreamer]

Got mine. Looking forward to reading it.

[LZMF1]

just ordered mine earlier today.

[fbg]

Got mine too... got a few lolz just skimming through, hope to read it this weekend.

[McGuirk]

Got mine too. Funny so far. Not like that's a surprise or anything.

Whoever picked what kind of paper the book was printed on should die. Very cheap stock. Whether you're a sloppy eater or a sloppy party-bottom, you don't want to get this book dirty.

[Space Edge]

UPS just delivered my copy. It looks like it is printed on the same paper as his last book.

[Big Dick Mcgee]

Oh boy I just got my book. As soon as Ron and Fez are over it's time to start reading.

[Southern Fried Pest]

http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/3721/img0929mi6.jpg
I VERY EXCITE!!

[DriftwoodX]

I Just ordered two from amazon.ca. Merry Christmas Bro

[WOWmagnet]

done

[kimothee]

Good to know my Amazon "your order has shipped" email was accurate :icon_mrgr

I just luuvvvv Yimmy!

[rustytrombone1]

mine was delivered yesturdeeeeeeee

[ddberry]

I hope these early deliveries aren't going to adversely impact the sales numbers of the actual release week.

BTW, Amazon is running a free one month trial of their "Prime" service. You can get free delivery, just don't forget to cancel the trial or they hit you for $79 for membership

[BullsLawDan]

Just thought something on this page was absolutely hysterical... See if you can figure it out:

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e225/tivodan1116/frequently.jpg

[Space Edge]

I hope these early deliveries aren't going to adversely impact the sales numbers of the actual release week.

BTW, Amazon is running a free one month trial of their "Prime" service. You can get free delivery, just don't forget to cancel the trial or they hit you for $79 for membership

That's exactly what I did. Already canceled it and I paid $14.97 for the book.

[Bucket_of_AIDS]

I read I Hate Your Guts last night. Fucking brilliant. Another home run from Lil' Jimmy Norton.

[Mindslayer]

Just walked in the door and found the book waiting for me in my mailbox. Definitely wasnt expecting it before next week at the earliest, so this is a nice surprise. Probably start it in about a week or so if work and school dont consolidate all of my fucking time.

[kimothee]

I paid the extra $4 for shipping (don't order enough to justify prime) and it's still cheaper than in the store between the discount and not having to pay tax.

[ddberry]

Just thought something on this page was absolutely hysterical... See if you can figure it out:

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e225/tivodan1116/frequently.jpg

That the listeners are also buying the handwriting book when they buy Li'l Jimmy's (which is what I did)?

[ddberry]

I paid the extra $4 for shipping (don't order enough to justify prime) and it's still cheaper than in the store between the discount and not having to pay tax.

I don't either, but they have free 30 day trial, no minimum order, free 2 day delivery. I have about 20 reminders set up in my calenders and stuff to cancel it after I get my book on Monday!!!!!

[BullsLawDan]

That the listeners are also buying the handwriting book when they buy Li'l Jimmy's (which is what I did)?

Why, does your D go to the left? Are your girl's C and V really loose?

[ddberry]

Why, does your D go to the left? Are your girl's C and V really loose?

I want to learn how to get the ink to stop pooling into stupid pitchforks everytime I write.

[Big Dick Mcgee]

I've read half the book all ready and I have to say I am not disappointed in it at all. It's a great read.

[Mindslayer]

I paid the extra $4 for shipping (don't order enough to justify prime) and it's still cheaper than in the store between the discount and not having to pay tax.


Same here, and we still probably saved about $7 or so. Definitely worth ordering from Amazon instead of buying it in a bookstore.

[lrrhoade]

Ordered on Monday and arrived on Friday.

[101]

I've read half the book all ready and I have to say I am not disappointed in it at all. It's a great read.

That's about where I am so far as well. Its hilarious, James has done it again :)

[PunchYourself187]

I paid the extra $4 for shipping (don't order enough to justify prime) and it's still cheaper than in the store between the discount and not having to pay tax.Don't bother with the Prime stuff. I just did the free "Super-Saver" shipping option and it still arrived early. Usually those ship waits are shorter than they estimate - at least in the NY/NJ area.

[Calming]

I preordered on the 23rd of oct.

amazon.com sent me an email that it shipped, i tracked it and noticed that it was delivered to my house today (oct 27)

Isn' t the release date on this book november 4th.

awesome, early Jimmy book at my house, can't wait til 5pm.

[CTOAFan]

I pre-ordered mine on Amazon two weeks ago and got notification on Friday it was sent and I got it today. Excellent read so far.

[DC Chick]

I ordered Thursday the 23rd, took the free shipping option, and when I got home today, Jim's book was there to hate my guts. If there's no book signing in your area, amazon is the way to get your Lil' Jimmy fix.

[XMScott]

Done with the first 2 chapters. So funny.

My girlfriend gives me weird looks. She doent understand reading + laughing out loud.

[OleGravyLegs]

received my copy today, wife actually wants to read it.:icon_conf

[XMCanadian]

Just got my email from Amazon.ca that my copy is in transit! I Can't wait for it. Tracking it now.

[MelissaY1]

I preordered on the 23rd of oct.

amazon.com sent me an email that it shipped, i tracked it and noticed that it was delivered to my house today (oct 27)

Isn' t the release date on this book november 4th.

awesome, early Jimmy book at my house, can't wait til 5pm.

Yeah that's the beauty of using Amazon. More times than not you'll get it before it's out in stores. I actually got mine early too. Haven't read it yet though

[Saikotic]

Got my copy yesterday. Skipped to the Maxwell chapter and laughed a lot.

[kimothee]

LOVED the prologue....read the first 2 chapters....it's scary how I can hear his voice in my head as I read it.

The Mr intends to use it for toilet reading material when I'm done with it.

[Liquidnoose]

Ordered last week...and UPS just delivered it...awesome!

[Eagle.007]

I thought I was special getting it today. Gonna start reading in about an hour. Super excited.

[( . Y . )]

That the listeners are also buying the handwriting book when they buy Li'l Jimmy's (which is what I did)?

I also did the same thing and got Jimmy's book before i got the handwriting book. The handwriting book hasn't even shipped yet. Sounds like jimmy's book should hit top 10 right at release.

[opack fan]

I got my copy on tuesday and have not put it down yet.... A masterpiece. Your my hero Lil' Jimmy! XOXO

[Shane1V]

Preordered. Thanks!

I just ordered it! Looks like it's ready to ship already- they have it as available, not "pre-order"

[ddberry]

Got it, read it, loved it's guts!

[Lavitz]

Still cant believe that they shipped it early. Oh well, best book ive read this year. It read very easily and I hear Jimmys voice while reading it which is always a plus. Im glad to see him put out another great book and hopefully this book will doing very well and get him and boys some exposure on the news.

[Gonzoid]

Just got it off of Borders.com...really looking forward to reading it.

[Tryaluckystrike]

Amazon (http://www.amazon.com/Hate-Your-Guts-Jim-Norton/dp/1416587853) sure took their pre-orders seriously. Got mine today 3 days ahead of the release date. I'm going to try to read a lot of it tonight.

Definitely looking forward to the Steve Martin chapter!

[d0uche_n0zzle]

Gots mine yesterday, some earlier then that.

[Timmy30]

I ordered mine about two weeks ago and recieved them within a week or so. I was really suprised. I didn't think they'd be sent until after the official release date.

[us1087]

I got mine last week. I read most of it but so far the intro where he was talking about Carlin was my favorite. Nice work Jim.

[magnus420]

i got mine a couple days ago. great fucking book.

[al885]

hoping to get it for my birthday this month

[d0uche_n0zzle]

hoping to get it for my birthday this month

Wrong answer, sir.

Buy it NOW, so Jimmy can get another NY Times bestseller list to piss off more unfunny douches.

[Mindslayer]

Got mine a week ago today. Hoping to start in the next couple of days or so.

[ddberry]

I love this book, and Jimmy thanks me in it...ok he thanks his fans, but still, between that and being Time Magazine's Person of the Year in 2006, my resume is looking great!

[elitemrp]

I got mine last week and finished it today... it was awesome, I want more!

[mascan42]

Mine arrived last week. I've only managed a few chapters so far . . . I've been kinda busy.

[SOS]

Right now Jimmy's book is 79th on Amazon (http://www.amazon.com/gp/new-releases/books/ref=pd_nr_pg_4?ie=UTF8&pg=4) and it isn't November 4th yet.

[mascan42]

Right now Jimmy's book is 79th on Amazon (http://www.amazon.com/gp/new-releases/books/ref=pd_nr_pg_4?ie=UTF8&pg=4) and it isn't November 4th yet.
It's #79 in new releases, but only #142 overall. It is #1 in the humor category, though.

[BCH]

Got it from a buddy who read it already. I guess I'll have to send Jimmy a check.

[101]

Got it a week or two ago, not quite finished yet. Really funny, buy it if you haven't already

[jpc165]

i got mine from amazon over a WEEK ago!

[Falldog]

The combination of Amazon and Jim Norton is hard to beat.

[Tryaluckystrike]

It's #79 in new releases, but only #142 overall. It is #1 in the humor category, though.

Yeah, but #2 in humor is fucking douchebag Tucker Max's book and his shitpile of lies. So I don't know if we can take that list seriously.

[LilJimmyRbinson]

Is there a listing of where/when his book signings will be?

[Justin Sane]

Hey where the hell is Jimmy signing tonight? I thought he said on the show he was gonna be in Rhode Island, but the rundown says some store in NY.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Tonight's signing is supposed to take place at:

Barnes & Noble, 91 Old Country Road, Carle Place, NY....that's somewhere out on Long Island

[AssHat]

Ya his myspace says from 5pm-7pm tonight, but they advertised it as a 7pm start... which is also confirmed on the Barnes & Noble website (http://storelocator.barnesandnoble.com/eventdetail.do?store=2216&event=22741520)

[LilJimmyRbinson]

Hey where the hell is Jimmy signing tonight? I thought he said on the show he was gonna be in Rhode Island, but the rundown says some store in NY.

He'll be in Providence next Thursday 11/13 at the Borders in the Prov Place Mall.

[NihilisticEye]

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[BigJewishTits]

hey, I have a tattoo of ur sig/avatar.


just sayin.

[jimcfan]

I ordered this and Happy Endings 2 days ago from Amazon man I can't wait to read them.

[mills]

Why does the paper feel like it's going to rip every time I turn a page?

25 bucks? That fucking hurt, even before I realized the paper was churned from dried mylanta vomit.

Can barely contain myself over how funny this'll be though.

[busterbros]

I went to buy the book on amazon. Thank god for the miracle of suggestive search.

http://bayimg.com/image/damcnaabe.jpg

[unknownmerc]

just picked up the book

fucking hilarious

[Gilligan]

I bought it, I read it, I finished it. Great read. Thumbs up Jimmy!

[UnOriginal]

Great book, ordered it at Borders and got it a few days early. Haven't read the whole thing yet but enjoyed it so far.

[Yesterdays Hero]

Got the Hard Cover as an Xmas present. Fantastic book. Even better than the first one.

[CousinDave]

Why isn't this available on iTunes - Happy Endings was.

I want to hear Lil' Jimmy read the book

[dt105cf]

Why isn't this available on iTunes - Happy Endings was.

I want to hear Lil' Jimmy read the book

would be cool to hear yimmy read it

[cigarsandscotch]

Got the Hard Cover as an Xmas present. Fantastic book. Even better than the first one.
Same scenario, same opinion. Both books were a fun read, but I liked this one best.

[jackjack]

I was going to pick it up last week, I was going by B&N anyway, so I stopped in. It wasn't in stock, they did have one paperback of Happy Endings though.

[NotSoFast]

I bought it last night and read it in 2 sessions. I laughed hard from every single chapter. Tears in my eyes a couple of times. :icon_lol:

[seller326]

It's in my bathroom along with Happy Endings

[NortonsGravyLeg]

Love Jims books. I can't wait to read the next one whenever that is.

[The Irish Ninja]

Any chance of this one ending up on Itunes or Audible lik ethe last one...Id really appreciate news people

Thanks

John John

[Dutch Clutch]

When's the Audiobook???? Damn!

[BullsLawDan]

When's the Audiobook???? Damn!

Huh? It's been on Audible for weeks:

http://www.audible.com/adbl/site/products/ProductDetail.jsp?productID=BK_BRLL_001729&BV_UseBVCookie=Yes (http://www.meatspin.com)