Ron Bennington's Line Of The Day - Page 328 - The Unofficial Opie and Anthony Message Board

TonyBagels · 11-03-2009, 03:15 PM

(pretending to be on a commercial)

Do you want your kids to be gay? Vote against Corzine unless you want your kids to eat a man's asshole.

LiddyRules · 11-03-2009, 03:19 PM

*The anti-gay marriage ad*

*little kid voice* There's only seven stars left on the American flag. Everything's fading away. Why didn't someone stop Corzine?

**Jimmy's Dignity** · 11-03-2009, 03:19 PM

in classic "scary announcer" voice....

Ron: Would you like to see Bruce Springsteen fuck Bon Jovi in the ass? That's what'll happen if you vote John Corzine!

**Jimmy's Dignity** · 11-03-2009, 03:20 PM

"scary announcer" voice...

Ron: Thanks to Corzine, these colors do run....WITH CUM!!

LiddyRules · 11-03-2009, 03:54 PM

Dave: If anyone knows anyone who can get us into Philadelphia's Children Hospital
Ron: I know a guy, let me write down his name for you.
Dave: You wrote House.
Ron: He's good.

livebackwards · 11-03-2009, 05:19 PM

Ron: You know I fuck with you, Dave.
Dave: Uh...
Ron: You know why, though.
Dave: No, I don't know why.
Ron: Hate you.
*"City of Brotherly Love" plays*

livebackwards · 11-03-2009, 05:22 PM

Ron: All right, let's break, when we come back, Earl, you had something on your mind, something you wanted to get off your chest, something's really bothering you, what is it?
Earl: Ummm, well... well. I can't even really...
Ron: You can't put it in words?
Earl: Yeah.
Ron: Unfortunately, that's what we do for a living.

JordanSRT10 · 11-05-2009, 01:38 PM

"It's got shit to do with shi-nola"

MilkmanDan · 11-05-2009, 02:31 PM

Ron : Dave we're gonna take your 100$ and split it 3 ways for the show...
Dave : Oh no... well I guess I can still get volume 1 of (whatever)
Ron : You know what I'm gonna get? a rebate for my 33$

MilkmanDan · 11-10-2009, 12:40 PM

Ron : Fez, all you do is give shitty gifts on xmas
Fez : I thought last years was good!
Ron : Here's what I want for this year, 6300 $ That's it.

**Jimmy's Dignity** · 11-10-2009, 01:54 PM

while talking about how Sammy Sosa is turning white....

Ron: Hey Earl, did you know you could get cured?

Arch Stanton · 11-11-2009, 02:46 PM

I think the term "Jumped the Shark" jumped the shark.

MilkmanDan · 11-12-2009, 02:23 PM

Hicks : Eastwood hated Koreans in Gran Torino though.
Ron : mmmmm.... I can't really blame him there.

MilkmanDan · 11-12-2009, 02:54 PM

Ron : Here's what I do with Identity guard. I had some punks mess with me once so I started walking around town with a board with nails in it. Started knocking on peoples doors with my identity guard badge saying "Was this you?"

MilkmanDan · 11-12-2009, 02:55 PM

Ron: Another place I used Identity Guard, I was being attacked by a woman, I shot her dead. With Identity Guard.
Fez: She had no defense!
Ron: She was pregnant.

TonyBagels · 11-13-2009, 06:50 AM

11-5, as Earl calls and states that he will wear a Yankees away jersey

Wow, Earl Grey. It’s hard to believe.

TonyBagels · 11-13-2009, 06:51 AM

11-5

Caller: We as Canadians understand what it’s like dealing with Yankees fans. Montreal with their 24 cups…
Ron: You see, though, this professional sports.

TonyBagels · 11-13-2009, 06:51 AM

11-6, about Earl giving God a bj

Earl, it’s the Lord, you gotta work the balls.

MilkmanDan · 11-13-2009, 01:58 PM

(Ron goofing on Stephen Kings new book)

Ron : My idea for a new book is everyone is Chinese. How scary is that?

MilkmanDan · 11-13-2009, 03:06 PM

Ron : Fez what got you into radio?
Fez : I dunno the atmosphere, it just seemed fun, like a party that I could get into and enjoy.
Ron : You bring that vibe to the show everyday now.

ScottFromGA · 11-13-2009, 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jimmy's Dignity

while talking about how Sammy Sosa is turning white....

Ron: Hey Earl, did you know you could get cured?

best line ever.

maz · 11-17-2009, 02:17 AM

" The 80's were so gay there was Cum dripping off the calendars "

**Jimmy's Dignity** · 11-17-2009, 12:41 PM

Ron: See if we get rid of the term Redskins, it's a slippery slope. I mean what's next, we get rid of N-lips?

**Jimmy's Dignity** · 11-17-2009, 12:41 PM

Ron: What we should do is call them the Slant-eyed Cat-eaters...that way nobody gets hurt

Arch Stanton · 11-17-2009, 12:52 PM

How about sucking cocks......while there is still Vagina on the planet, there is no reason to suck cocks.

Now if there is no vagina left, then we will have to come up with something, and maybe sucking cocks is an answer.