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Old 11-17-2009, 12:54 PM   #8201
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I know the Asians ,make those big eyed cartoons and those are aimed at us, with our big saucer eyes.
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Old 11-17-2009, 01:41 PM   #8202
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I know this may be an old saying, but Fez said this to me one day:
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the cock you are sucking while fingering his hairy ass.
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Old 11-18-2009, 04:47 AM   #8203
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"'If Grace Jones Is a Woman Then Stop Sucking Her Dick' should be the name of her fucking bio she puts out."
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Old 11-18-2009, 12:07 PM   #8204
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Ron: We know Ichiban and that's about as far as we go with the Asian language. We got that and "You want another a-bomb?"
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Old 11-18-2009, 12:07 PM   #8205
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Ron: And then sometimes we wave a handful of our American dollars around as ask "How much suckie fuckie?"
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Old 11-18-2009, 12:30 PM   #8206
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(to dave, talking about how his older brother looks younger and in better shape than him)

no offense but you look like rice pudding in a ramones shirt right now
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Old 11-18-2009, 01:51 PM   #8207
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To Fez:

I want you to know: you are racing the grave....I don't know if the Grim Reaper runs, but I know you don't either
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Old 11-18-2009, 02:45 PM   #8208
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talking about how great the new xbox natal sounds...

Ron: the only way this could be better is if my bed turned into a toaster and spit me out in the morning.
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Old 11-18-2009, 03:17 PM   #8209
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Ron: Fezzie, I'm going to make a prediction here. A *RADIO PSYCHIC*...you're not going to die from heart disease.
Fez: Really? Why?
Ron: Because I'm going to kill you.
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Old 11-19-2009, 01:19 PM   #8210
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Confession contest:

Pepper: And the winner is....I stole a pizza coupon from the girl who was killed in a car wreck the night before.

Ron: I should never had laughed at that when it was read.

That's like the host of a beauty pageant saying, here is the most fuckable contestant.
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Old 11-19-2009, 01:52 PM   #8211
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Ron : What is this perfect situation you want Fezzie?
Fez : Someone that'll just spend time with me....
Ron (interrupting) : Eww.
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Old 11-19-2009, 01:53 PM   #8212
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(Dave to Fez)
Dave : Do you have a panic room?
Ron : Any room he's in is the panic room.
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Old 11-19-2009, 03:07 PM   #8213
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Ron : I'd like to make Mark Mothersbaugh and David Byrne share a hotel room and talk to each other.
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Old 11-19-2009, 03:08 PM   #8214
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Ron : Mark Mothersbaugh made me feel so awkward it was like working with my co-host.
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Old 11-20-2009, 12:58 PM   #8215
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re: the people who were arrested for not leaving a tip.

Ron: Lets just say I get the color of the story. you colored it in
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If a doctor tried to put something up my dick hole I'd go "you know what? I've thought it over, I'd rather die."
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I used to do sales for a while. my thing used to be "buy this, or I'll burn your fucking house down"
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Niko: I graduated with honors.
Ron: What was his name, Joey Honors?
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