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11-05-2009, 07:19 PM
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Hi!! Who's theeeeeis?
Join Date: Dec-04
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FU to my girlfriend's birthday
Does anybody else's girlfriend think that her birthday should be a national fucking holiday?
My chick is so fucking annoying, every year. This year her birthday falls on a Friday so it turned into a whole weekend event.
Birthdays are no big deal to me, I work on my birthday, dont expect presents, or really even care.
She wants:
Friday - expects me to take off work, take her to NYC, see a show, dinner, etc...
Saturday - go out into the city, go to some trendy douche bar where a beer costs $10, watch her and her dumb friends get wasted and probably pay for that as well.
Sunday - go out to dinner with her and her family.
Holy shit, you came out of your mother's cunt x years ago on this day, congratu-fuckin-lations. Get over it. Noboby cares.
I pretty much just told her to go fuck herself. She's getting a card.
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11-05-2009, 07:22 PM
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**Negative_Creep**
Join Date: Sep-04
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I see a separation in your near future...
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11-05-2009, 07:26 PM
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That's very hurtful, sir.
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Location: Philadelphia
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Stop dating teenagers.
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11-05-2009, 07:27 PM
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Hi!! Who's theeeeeis?
Join Date: Dec-04
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Quote:
Originally Posted by d0uche_n0zzle
I see a separation in your near future...
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Perhaps
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Originally Posted by JimsInfectedEye
Stop dating teenagers.
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Feels like it. Sad thing is she's closer to 30 than to 20.
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11-05-2009, 09:36 PM
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Yo, whats wrong wit da beer we got?
Join Date: Jun-05
Location: Tulsa, OK
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Fuck ya it's a big deal! Do it. Some chicks just love that shit. It's better than her being a whiney cunt shutting down, acting depressed all weekend because she hates her birthday.
Just set the rules and compromise. Say you can take her out Friday night just the two of you then Saturday is for the two of you. If her friends want to join up later, that should be fine.
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11-06-2009, 01:10 AM
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WDTer
Join Date: Feb-05
Location: abu dhabi,pa.
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Give her your old truck as a present
She'll Never forget it
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11-06-2009, 01:25 AM
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27 MOTHERFUCKER!!
Join Date: Apr-08
Location: bohemia, ny
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As some one with the same birfday as you blazin I know exactly what you mean. I don't make it a big thing for mine, but I know people that will reminde you 3 months a head of time and treat their birfday like the world revovles around them.
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11-06-2009, 01:31 AM
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WDTer
Join Date: Feb-05
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My next B'day falls on Martin Luther King Day
I expect all the Adulation paid to me
That Wackbag will pay to Dr. King
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11-06-2009, 01:32 AM
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WDTer
Join Date: Feb-05
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Tell me when to Duck
Thanks
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11-06-2009, 02:04 AM
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Super-Genius
Join Date: Dec-04
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11-06-2009, 09:24 AM
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Uncontrollable Urge
Join Date: Jan-03
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blazin
Does anybody else's girlfriend think that her birthday should be a national fucking holiday?
My chick is so fucking annoying, every year. This year her birthday falls on a Friday so it turned into a whole weekend event.
Birthdays are no big deal to me, I work on my birthday, dont expect presents, or really even care.
She wants:
Friday - expects me to take off work, take her to NYC, see a show, dinner, etc...
Saturday - go out into the city, go to some trendy douche bar where a beer costs $10, watch her and her dumb friends get wasted and probably pay for that as well.
Sunday - go out to dinner with her and her family.
Holy shit, you came out of your mother's cunt x years ago on this day, congratu-fuckin-lations. Get over it. Noboby cares.
I pretty much just told her to go fuck herself. She's getting a card.
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Put up with this (she knows I cheat) for a few years. I havent gone this far, but have cooked for her, spent well beyond my means, and when my birf comes around.... jack shit.
So fuck her and her pedastel take a sledgehammer to it and knock her down a peg. (or peggy in my case)
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11-06-2009, 09:29 AM
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A = A, but O = W
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If she's really your girlfriend, you should want to do all that stuff for her and if the relationship is healthy she should want to do the things that make you happy even if it makes her miserable, except she should feel good about pleasing you and you continue the cycle.
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11-06-2009, 11:23 AM
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WWRBD?
Join Date: Jan-06
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CousinDave
If she's really your girlfriend, you should want to do all that stuff for her and if the relationship is healthy she should want to do the things that make you happy even if it makes her miserable, except she should feel good about pleasing you and you continue the cycle.
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The problem is when it comes down to money. Luckily my girlfriend isn't like this, but it's bullshit that a woman would get pissed if you don't get her tons of expensive stuff and pay for expensive tickets and dinners. I am fully willing to give my time over to my girlfriend on special days when she wants to do stuff, and I'm happy to do it. She does the same for me. However, she doesn't expect me to spend insane amounts of money on her. Sometimes I do, but the day she acts like it's expected, there's going to be problems.
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11-06-2009, 11:35 AM
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You know that's not his first time v v v
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If you'd have never seen the "manufactured on" date stamp on her, this wouldn't even be an issue. Just open the air valve, let her deflate and put her back in her box for the weekend.
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11-06-2009, 11:39 AM
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**Negative_Creep**
Join Date: Sep-04
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Get her really really hammered and ATM her. Then bail out.
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11-07-2009, 03:09 AM
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Hi!! Who's theeeeeis?
Join Date: Dec-04
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Well I ended up going to NYC today, just got back. It wasnt bad. I went with $400 came back with $35.
The problem is not that I dont have the money to spend, I just hate spending money on intangible things. I'll buy the best computer, the nicest TV's, spend retarded amounts of money on my saltwater tank...but things like nice dinner and $120 tickets to broadway shows to me are a waste of money.
As a matter of fact Im about to shit out the $53 filet mignon I had earlier. It was damn good though.
To me, my obligations are done. Im not going out with her tomorrow. That can be the night with her friends to have fun. I dont drink and hate bars so I'd just be Debbie Downer.
Last edited by blazin; 11-07-2009 at 03:14 AM.
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11-08-2009, 10:12 AM
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The Coziest Of Them All
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Join Date: Aug-02
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blazin
Well I ended up going to NYC today, just got back. It wasnt bad. I went with $400 came back with $35.
The problem is not that I dont have the money to spend, I just hate spending money on intangible things. I'll buy the best computer, the nicest TV's, spend retarded amounts of money on my saltwater tank...but things like nice dinner and $120 tickets to broadway shows to me are a waste of money.
As a matter of fact Im about to shit out the $53 filet mignon I had earlier. It was damn good though.
To me, my obligations are done. Im not going out with her tomorrow. That can be the night with her friends to have fun. I dont drink and hate bars so I'd just be Debbie Downer.
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This is the exact recipe for disaster. Now this has a whole new context:
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Originally Posted by d0uche_n0zzle
I see a separation in your near future...
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blazin
Perhaps
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