8/18/1998

[Stinkysteve]

08-18-98

SHOW OPENING
Coming out of a Hendrix song, (If 6 was 9). Anthony wants to know how much heroin Jimi was doing, and how it was Jimi playing and he was trying to shake the needle out of his arm with the guitar as he was playing. Comments on how the song is like a train wreck, (on a two for tuesday).
Steve Morris in the studio in support of Bill Clinton splooging an ugly intern in the Oval Office. He calls O & A prudes about their stand on the situation. Opie clarifies his stand on the issue saying, “He’s picking the wrong women. Kennedy at least had the respect to do Hollywood starlets”. Opie calls Clinton a “Lame Duck President”. Steve goes on to say how all Presidents in their sixth year are Lame Duck Presidents, and gives an example of Ronald Reagan, (which sends Anthony into a Ronald Reagan voice). Goes into how ALL politicians lie. How sexual scandal is handled in other countries,France is used for an example, and Anthony calls him out on that. Comments on why she saved the dirty dress, Anthony says she’s pressing it like a prom corsage. Some remarks about Monica’s looks, Steve would put her on his staff and Opie says there is not enough beer in the bar. Opie still has a problem with Bill Clinton lying to the American people.

FIRST BREAK
Anthony explains the difference between the Bush read my lips lie and the Clinton lie, Bush lost the election because of that.

SECOND BREAK
Commenting on the overwhelming listener feedback on the Clinton issue. How they should change their position on the issue at five o’clock. An e-mail from Liz, “On the public air waves you can use terms like eating bad pie in the Oval Office,... yet you condemn a public official for what he’s doing in his private life.” A woman calls in to defend the boy’s (current) position.

THIRD BREAK

How everyone who tunes in after five o’clock will be in for a big surprise.

FOURTH BREAK
Fades in from a song from Capitol Staff’s Unzipping My Doo-Dah CD. E-mail calling them hypocrites, “you never cheated on your wife?!” Opie defends Ant’s fidelity. building up to the five o’clock position flip. The last few minutes of bad-mouthing of the President.

FIFTH BREAK
Anthony comments on the CNN Web page how he sees the President and Hillary just boarded the helicopter that is going to take them to Martha’s Vineyard. An interesting fax. (Some weird interference for 5 seconds). They go into the five o’clock position flip on the Clinton issue... Giving Willie support. “it’s a privacy issue, he’s a good President, who cares if he lied about his sexual affair with Monica Lewensky... Callers views... The first caller is supporting their view from the beginning of the show.

SIXTH BREAK
Coming out of the music break, Opie dedicates Aerosmith’s ‘Big Ten Inch’ to the President. Anti-Clinton callers... “He was protecting his family.” “Eatin’ ain’t cheatin’”.

SEVENTH BREAK
Anthony commenting on the Instant Feedback supporting their, (new) position for the President. One repeat caller was about to complain on their flip of opinion and was cut off...

EIGHTH BREAK
Opie wondering where the boss went and if they could get him to come in and give his take on the whole Clinton thing... “he’s scared of us, we got him trained already, just like the last guy.” Commenting on an astute listener. Thanking the listeners for the support in the ratings over the last month and a half, “going from twenty-first place to twenty-first place.” Anthony comments on Opie’s haircut and his hair care procedure in the shower. “Wild hair in your ass”....
A caller saying how they are Sternesque... Fades out going into the Darth Vulgar bit.

NINTH BREAK
Anthony picking on Opie’s Broadcasting habits with the microphone. What did we learn today... Promoting Clinton Free Wednesday tomorrow. Earl in the studio being called out on his anti-Reagan comment, (Bring back Reagan we need another depression), Anthony doing the Reagan voice... Reagan’s economy... Earl backpedals to Bush...