There are bad days, and then there are days you crash your $2 million Bugatti Veyron into a saltwater lagoon.
Autoblog found this footage of authorities towing one man’s prized (and heavily wait-listed) French supercar from a Texas marsh on Wednesday.
The man told a Texas paper that a low-flying pelican (and not, say, a bout of at-the-wheel texting) distracted him, and he jerked the wheel to avoid it, catching a front wheel in the mud and sending him into the drink.
It’s said the Bugatti’s thousand-or-so horsepower, 16-valve engine “gurgled like an outboard motor for about 15 minutes before it died.”
The car’s owner, who escaped unharmed, can just be glad he wasn’t driving a Tesla (somehow David Letterman’s joke electrocution isn’t so funny, now.)
Assuming insurance won’t cover crash-by-pelican, how’s he going to replace the rarest and fastest production car sold today? eBay has two….
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well thank God that guy had his little vest on or else there would have been trouble
there would have been.... its now law that you have to wear that stupid fucking thing. and if your not wearing it some asshole cop will right you a fine for it.
there would have been.... its now law that you have to wear that stupid fucking thing. and if your not wearing it some asshole cop will right you a fine for it.
Wrecker driver Gilbert Harrison, with MCH Towing, pulls a Bugatti Veyron, one of the world’s fastest production cars, from the water by the north frontage road of Interstate 45 near Omega Bay on Wednesday afternoon.
By Chris Paschenko
The Daily News Published November 14, 2009
LA MARQUE — Police on Friday identified a Lufkin man who accidentally drove a $2 million Bugatti Veyron, a rare automobile that is perhaps the world’s fastest, into a saltwater lagoon.
Andy Lee House, 34, owner of Performance Auto Sales, told The Daily News on Wednesday that a low-flying pelican distracted him, causing him to jerk the steering wheel a bit — and he then dropped his cell phone.
The crash, however, was captured by someone filming the car as it traveled on the northbound frontage road of Interstate 45 about 3 p.m. Wednesday.
The man filming was traveling north on I-45. No pelican was visible in the video, which shows the car veering from the road and splashing in the lagoon.
With the Veyron in more than 2 feet of saltwater, House declined to give his name at the scene near Omega Bay.
Driver Offers Thanks
House posted a comment to The Lufkin Daily News, thanking everyone who was worried about him and the car.
“I have taken my exotic cars to school events, rallies, and allow anyone to take pictures of my cars and even rides in them,” House wrote. “I have allowed many people into my home to see my cars that I don’t even know. ... Say what you want about me, but there is a man in heaven right now looking over me and that’s all that matters!”
The 2006 Veyron is thought to have been one of only 200 made and one of only 15 in the United States. A 2006 model was for sale in Jonesboro, Ark., for $1.25 million. One of the prospective buyers was from Texas, The Associated Press reported in October.
Police Report Released
A police report, made public Friday, lists House as the driver and owner. The pelican caught his eye as it was quite close to colliding with the car, House said. House never said he was using the cell phone at the time. Dropping it added to the distraction just enough, sending the front passenger wheel off the road and into the soft, sloppy, muddy shoulder.
A Daily News reporter arrived at the scene about 15 minutes after the car entered the water just in time to see the gurgling exhaust stop bubbling like an outboard motor as the 1,001 horsepower engine died.
House, who was looking at real estate in Galveston the day of the crash, was not injured. The Veyron is capable of speeds of more than 253 mph, but House hadn’t risked driving it on a private fast track to test the limits, namely because the insurance company wouldn’t cover any resulting mishap, he said.
Insurance Company Takes Car
House called Gilbert Harrison, the tow truck driver who carefully winched the Veyron from the lagoon, telling him it was OK to release the car Friday to the insurance company. No information on the extent of the damage to the car’s electrical system, engine and components was available.
Harrison remembered House saying his phone rang frequently after the crash.
House seemed quite calm, Harrison said.
“What I told him was I’d be as gentle as possible,” Harrison said of the tow that cost less than $1,000. “I did this tow like I do every car — like it was my own.”
Lufkin Daily News reporter Jessica Cooley contributed to this story.
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