Today's show started off with the boys touching on CBC signing with Q104.3 to do mornings with Bob Buchman. They talked about how it just doesn't work. On one hand you have Chuck and The Chuck telling racy jokes and then Bob Buchman introducing songs from people like Jimmy Buffet. It just doesn't work. They also said they would never sign a contract with the knowledge of them having to share a show with another jock. Especially someone like Bob Buchman who is more of an old school jock. Kind of like a Bob Shannon or Dandy Dan Danielson.
They move on to the ratings in Buffalo. They said the ratings in Buffalo were as unbelievable as expected. Opie added that Buffalo made DC look like stupid. Though Opie figured the only reason for the success was the fact that the people up in Buffalo had their homes buried in snow and had nothing else to do but listen to the show.
As the boys were about to head into a break, Opie noticed that they had a surprise guest. It was Rudy from the first Survivor. They talked about is show that is airing tonight on the USA network called "Combat missions" Rudy explained how they take people from the Army, Navy, etc. They send them on missions and they have to complete these missions with obstacles in-between. Such as "shadows" Which are guys who are dressed in a different uniform and represent the enemy trying to stop them from completing the mission. Also the boys touched on Rudy's great relationship with Rich "The fat baked fag" The funny thing the last time he saw Rich was at the reunion thing and he said that it was good meeting him and don't ever call him again. He went into how he couldn't have a guy like that calling him. The boys were just drooling over Rudy's honesty, as was most of the listeners I bet. I loved hearing this guy talk, he is one of those guys who will be selling you a boot and tell you: "Oh, these are great for stomping' queers"
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4 PM
Then a 21 year old virgin named Kiesha calls in and says she would like to come on the show and lose her virginity. In case you couldn't tell from the name, she is an African Princess. She sounds like a hotty, she is 5'7 137 pounds, has 36D's, with junk in the trunk. Anthony using his "No brother you got's to buy your own" voice start chatting with Kiesha to see if she is legit about coming to New York from Philadelphia.
Then Opie starts in trying to be black, but sounding like the whitest white man in the history of wiggers. Then the scene shifts and a few callers begin to suspect that the girl may actually be a guy. A few of the callers were saying they heard her on another show pretending to be a woman and at the last second saying that she was a guy in a man's voice. Anthony had wondered if she might have some junk in the front. After all the speculation the boys decided that she was legit. She may be making the trip down to New York to be violated for the first time on the top of the Empire State building.
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As they come back from the break Adam Ferrara makes his way into the studio. Anthony as always happy that his pal is in the studio. Before they can get to talking about his show Rich Vos calls. Vos is in Cleveland doing a show at a strip club and will be giving out WOW stickers after his set. The boys being cruel to the unfunny Vos as usual decide to play the silent game. This leads to 5 straight minutes of Vos babbling uncontrollably about how much he does for O & A and he doesn't deserve to be treated like this. He insists he is not going to hang up, but after all the babble and no reply, he decides to punch out to the laughter of everyone in the studio.
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As they get back from break they go right to Scott Farrell on the phone. Farrell was kicked out of his hotel and was sounding like he had too many Vodka and Red bull's. Farrell went on and on incoherently, but the boys did manage to hear him say something about being good at Foosball. Anthony challenged him to a game. Anthony said if he want to play teams that him and Stinky would play him against anyone, because he always plays in the back with Stinky.
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After the break some bitch from DC called in to say how much she hated the show and the boys for everything but the Holocaust. Norton pissed calls her fat, her children fat, and describes her voice as "smarmy"
On to what would pretty much be the rest of the show. It was a show on HBO called "Middle School confessions" it was a documentary about you kids in middle school dealing with the confrontations of sex. There were a whole bunch of sound clips of 12 year old girls telling their stories. Stories that included oral sex, handjobs, and taking it in the ass. In Anthony's words anything to keep the Vag nice and neat. As they kept speaking of the HBO special plug whore extraordinaire Jim Norton reminded everyone that he will be at the Stress factory. Okay back to the preteen sex. These clips were just plain gross if you have kids I advise you to steer clear of this documentary, it was just brutal. The boys and many of the callers kept asking themselves, how can a parent allow their kids to go on Television and exploit these things, knowing that their kids will have to go back to school again. They went on how kids can be very brutal and would not hesitate to say: "There is that girl, the one who gives handies and BJ's"
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As they get back from the break a lot of Instant feedback's and Callers are saying that the clips that O & A are playing are completely fake. These idiots must not have watched the Documentary.
So the boys switch gears to the part in the documentary when young boys (Oh, dear) have to admit to their parents that they a full blown faggots. Well, in one case this Father had said he has plenty of gay friends and never referred to them as his gay friends, but when his son came out to him, he just couldn't believe that his son was a fag. He wondered why should it matter? Anthony summed it up: "Because he's your little boy!" Then maybe the best clip. The Norm McDonald clip. You know, the one where he says: " I got a picture here of my boy sucking another man's cock" Classic.
Other serious clips follow. As SpotcheckBilly put it "much pole smoking ensues" Haha
Then the part we can all sink our teeth into, a little lesbo action, if not for them being ten that is, well in Norton's case we can make an exception. It was all pretty sad and the clips were long and painful. If you want to hear them yourself, watch HBO and check your listings.
(WDYL and that's the show)
Tomorrow on O & A: They don't prepare for shows so I am not sure. I think maybe they will have talented young comedian Jim Norton on the show, but that's just a wild guess.
Wednesday 1/16/02
