Didn't get to hear the whole show. But from what I heard it was Awesome!
From 3:45 until 4:00
The boys talked about their visit to the "medical museum" in Philly. Sounds like a great tourist attraction.They saw the "Beef Jerky Baby" and many other attractions including Ant's fav. "the sliced face guy" a head that's been sliced in 4 sections front to back. I'll leave it to you're imagination. The funniest part was when they saw the "pickled punks", a collection of fetuses in formaldehyde in various stages. Norton commented out loud about their mule's, to the consternation of the other visitors.and the "pickled punks " references continued for the rest of the show.Norton tries to pick up Natalie ? by taking her to see the 50ft. blocked intestine guy. no luck.The first Naughty Nighty contestants come into the studio.Ringers apparently. Break....
4:00-4:25
I guess the two contestants are pros. They work at Delilah's..a strip club in Philly.They apply lotion and have their pics taken..we/ Norton of course. Segue to a discussion of meat curtains which leads to "mudwhistles". Jim Schubert explains his "Venus butterfly" technique involving putting your palms together,ring fingers down, and resting your chin on your thumbs.Asstd talk about the technique, and dumb callers trying it in their car, by themselves..Norton and Schubert try to get the girls to escort JN into his gig tonight at TLA " a toilet seat around my neck, and a mouth full of discipline." JN Break again.
4:30- 5:00
More girls arrive,brought by Dee from Risqué Videos. Schubert is Killing! Norton is "2 seconds from a felony".Segue into ITBTG= Replay the Neil Diamond story from Wed. for the Philly audience. Seg into today's story about Stevie Wonder, who's palimony twat is suing him for 30 mil., and claims he gave her the herp! Ant rants for awhile about CA divorce laws. But distracted by the girls they go back . Norton gets the lotion treatment,they bring in the next 5 girls and line 'em up for photos. "It's called barebacking,kid.." Schubert
BODY GLITTER ALERT!!! avoid like the plague.
One of the girls says you can get a similar glitter reaction from Coors light bottles. Is this true Mav? The boys notice a party going on outside the studio, and invite "plastic boob guy" up into the studio.
No one covererd 5:00-6:15, these are the lost hours.
6:15-7:00
Alyson, winner of the best ass contest, and contestant in MILF stops in w/her daughter. "can't get pregnant with a finger".Followed by Swoop the inflatable Eagles mascot. Obv set up by Tim Sabian..(tight slacks). Tool on the mascot for awhile..Stomach cancer etc.. Swoops head stars to deflate, and is evicted from the studio. Thanks Tim. Many mascot jokes now inc. SF HIV mascot by Norton. 18 yr old WOW'er comes in. Rick poses her like a doll.
More girls on Norton's lap. It won't ever amount to anything " Maybe if she drinks... a lot". Ant roofie reference and break.
Big party outside..News station very happy their there. Stinky working furiously behind the scenes...5 more contestants come in the studio. Philly Rules. At 6:24 Op say's let's plop down Jamie on the phone. YESS!!! The 6 o'clock quiff. Caller describe it as a " flag in high wind.". Philly and Cleveland in the lead in the N/N contest. NYC embarrassed. O&A site getting pounded. More costume changes by the girls, Beth flashes the "kitty-kat" tattoo but not the whole gash. Cleveland adds 4 more girls to the contest. It's between Philly and Cleveland.
WDWL= "Norton is an Apeist". Keisha to lose virginity next week in the "Tarzan Room".
TY to Philly and off to the indoor Lacrosse game at First Union.
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SCB filling in for Mavric305
Friday 01/25/02 - Philly Rocks!!
