Monday 2/04/2002 - Super Bowl Aftermath and Porn/Corn

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It is coming to the gay channel: 2nd annual male group orgy: It is a parody of sports quotes that sound gay.



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The show stars with Opie enthusiastic while Anthony is semi-consciousness. Anthony is that way because he went to a super bowl party yesterday. Rock’n Roll Johnny hosted it and he took Jell-O Shots and Lemon drops as part of being festive. Opie says you “Just say No” when it comes to taking Jell-O shots and lemon drops. Ant Replies, “Gotta get hammered.”

Opie says his Sports Curse is over since he said the Pats where going to win
Ben is wearing patriot’s puke vest, which is the shirt he got from WBCN on Friday.
Ben says he watched the super bowl with two die-hard Pats fans and talked with Psycho Mark after the game. The Pats haven’t had a Championship since ’86.

Opie and Foundry Steve tell of travel back to NYC. They stopped for grub at Cambridge.
Ben was hammered on Bottle of rum. They didn’t stop to help Ben because they were playing a prank on him. Ben commented that they “Stop and they don’t stop.” Ben needed gas but they were not going to get off the highway..

Anthony left crushed pretzel crumbs in Rick’s bed and wake-up call for Rick. But Rick got there, he fell asleep over the blankets. Anthony jested that he forgot to wet snickers bar on toilet to give the shape of turds left on the toilet.

Ben called hookers for Earl, but for some reason, the hookers knew that he did not call them.
Lynch stole Earl’s shoes and Earl stole Lynch’s car keys.

Then they discussed the Super Bowl Situation and Boston. They reminded everyone that Merf won super bowl tickets after eating claim chowder puke.
Callers got onto the show and asked if Ben would jump in front of a bus?
Ben won $100 because the Pats won.
Cheryl calls in and asks if people went to work today? O&A reply no.

Then they talked especially about game.
Opie thought that Bill Belichick did some great coaching. Then they ridiculed Madden for saying they should go into overtime but he later said that he was wrong.
Instant FeedbackedJudias(Jodiodios?) said that the chowder vomit bit was fake since CBS would not allow them to have that contest.
Michel called in and said that he almost puked on Friday.
Opie slept like a baby after Friday because that stuff does not faze him.

Merf calls in. He won against Amy who claims choked on potato. He Says he hasn’t stopped drinking since then. He told O&A that he sold the tickets for $80 bucks and a half pound of pott and traded it for some coke and zanies.
Opie learned that, “We are indirectly supporting terrorism.”
Anthony said that they should have just given them whores and drugs and cut out the middleman. Merf thanks them for all the stuff he was able to get and says that he was too wasted to go to the Super Bowl.

Jay Mohr calls in and says “ Title Town that what is Boston” called now. Also he says that they should have given away drugs, hookers, dope, blow, escorts, and etc.
Instant FeedbackFoxbourgh will have no more aluminum seats.
Opie said it was one amazing super bowl.

Anthony then goes back to Friday for the new audience. He says that it is the sickest most disgusting program we have ever done. Then they told about how they kept Kyle’s puke down. Anthony says that it was so spur of the moment that, Stinky had to go into the dumpster to get the puke back out of a bag.


Then they discuss the reason that so may non-sports fans watch the super bowl; they talk about the expensive super bowl ads. Opie says that Budweiser ripped off the satin sheets joke from Jay Mohr. Jay Mohr then says he is usually the one stealing from everyone else… Opie said U2 half time show rocked and Jay Mohr agreed. Jay Mohr disagreed with who got MVP.

Then they talked about their favorite in the Naughty Nightie Contest. Opie says Contestant #37 is the winner from DC. Ant reads a instant feedback from August Bush: “Hey, Now it is mine” in a Dice Voice which is a call-back to Jay Mohr doing Dice’s stuff while Dice was on.

Max from Boston says he ran naked up and down my street. He got warned by police and decided to back home but then decided to go out again and then got arrested.
Caller says Opie and Anthony are the sickest m-er fers for the contest on Friday. O&A say that they are trying to find Scot Ferrel but he may have over dosed.

Anthony then comments on Yankee Suck Cheers in Boston
Anthony is angry that Boston people were screaming “Yankees Suck” after the game. Opie agrees that the Yankees suck.
Then Psycho Tim calls in to the show.
Anthony says “Pats suck”. Ant is bothered that Boston fans say that the Yankees suck when they have won many championships.

John calls in and says that one of the winners, Jesse, got pulled over for speeding and the police officer found Budweiser and 5:30 racks in Virginia. They have to go back to Virginia an goto court.

They then played puke clips from Friday( Friday's Summary ).

Anthony then berates callers who don’t like Contestant #37 .

Someone else says that it is a fake bit because CBS would not allow it
Caller calls in says Contestant #32 is hotter. Anthony and Opie then look at the pictures of her and say that people have different tastes.

A caller says the Boston fans need subtitles when they call in.

Anthony again summarizes what happened on Friday about people eating clam chowder vomit. People in the end, had to eat puke and fungal toe nails from Stalker Patty.

More talk about hotties on site opieandanthony.com .

Caller Big Mike says : “ Syndication in the hood.”
They then talk about Laura Korn , who has “the worst laugh in radio”.
They end that segment with the Show me your whore face spot

Opie says Laura Corn has the most annoying laugh. Opie says her laugh is worse than the puking clips. Scot Ferrell then calls in and talks about how Tracy Morgan was told that she has a fat ass. He then talks about super bowl. Joe from Boston calls in and makes fun of Ferrel’s voice. Joe wants Ferrel to admit them that he should have rooted for the Pats. Ferrel says he rooted for Pats and even betted on them. They then talk about a trip to New Orleans. Ant talks about circle jirks and giving beads for hummers

Kristen road trips from Cleveland to NYC for better photos by Rick. Ant says Norton starts pulling his junk like taffy when any girl goes into the studio.

Ol’ Dirty calls because he thinks he heard Rick say to call back in a month. Ol’ Dirty says the Super Bowl is scripted because of patriotic fervor there is a conspiracy. He thinks that the super bowl commercials very funny. He called Brittany Spears, “The White Man’s Prize.” Anthony thinks that it was horrendous that Brittany and Mariah Carry were lip singing through all their songs. Ant says that he will get Frenchy. Opie says that Frenchy is the new find. Ol’ Dirty called him a punk, faggot, dick face. Ol’ Dirty is afraid of being replaced by Frenchy(this almost happened twice before).
( This is reminiscent of Gay Marco angry at Mario Cantone for being gay also on the show.) Opie Frenchy their new fav.

Opie says there are WOW stickers on guided bombs in Afghanistan
. There are also phrases such as “Opie and Anthony say Suck IT”.


4:50
Anthony ridiculed people protesting corporations and Star Wars since they have no clue why they are protesting.

Contestant #40 Sin-Dee has a problem with the girl who came to New York City. She thinks that she is something like a traitor to Cleveland.

Caller Zack says that there was a WOW sign on CNN. O&A say that the sticker was on their for like 40 seconds.

O&A comment that Rick is becoming a porno picture expert with the different posses he puts the girls in. Rick calls when girls crawl on hands and knees and ass in air, “The Feline.”

Laura C orn comes in to play “Name that spice”. Opie likes the hung over railed look that Laura is showing today. She plugs the 2 sex menus for her book: for her and him. Laura Corn talks about “double your pleasure” through Spooning. Then she asks what are the erogenous zones – back the neck, nips. Then to thedoggy position. She asked Jim what was his best sexual experience and he replies, when they say to hand over cash when they leave. Opie says the best was the two on one from Boston. Norton gets serious when he says “floppy hummer.” The girl was extremely submissive and said thank you to Norton when he was done.

Then Laura Corn goes on to plug the Kitty(Kiddy) Popsicle position.
Norton plugs eatabullet.com when giving advice when not to complete.

Caller calls in to talk about g-spot orgasm. It is Corn’s videos. it is at the 12:00 position.

5:24
Talk about weird Norton sex acts. Talk about women gushing. She plugs [/url] grrreatnights.com . Laura Corn gives more sex advice.

5:50
Get down with the sickness song
They it gets interesting when Laura Corn tells about a very weird, disgusting, and scary story. Laura Corn’s assistant died of alcohol poisoning. But before she died she had a child and how she got the child is the story. Her assistant was drunk and a guy did her in the dum-per. She went to a fertility clinic and got the c put in the v. The assistant got pregnant. Laura was told about it just about just before the assistant was going to give birth. Corn was disgusted. The guying is suing Corn for telling her assistant on how to steal his c which Corn denies. The baby girl was put for adoption. And Laura Corn is the Godmother. He is also suing her because it happened in Laura Corn’s apartment.
It iz the bitches that will getchaz....

Dice calls. Tries to do Godfather/mob impressions from movies.
“What do you call that orifice, next to the vigina thing?”, says Dice. They start playing drops when Dice explains about his c. Frenchy then starts impersonating Dice using his quotes against him. They then Train Dice when he starts rambling incorrectly more than normal.


6:30
They talked about a girl taking charge wanting the balloon knot. Jim Norton inspired her.
Corn then talks to the guy caller who did the Kitty Popsicle and he said the girl liked it.
They then talk about the position where the girl is on top and turned around.

6:44
Talk about the #41 Christen Pictures
Corn talks about VI-gel and endorses it.

W.D.T.L
Don’t have sex in Laura Corn’s apartment.
Great sex has 3 R’s.
Tom Cruise was in Cast Away
Norton inspires Back Door action

Since everything started to blur together in the last hour with the borring sex advice and changing couples:

These are notes by Spotcheckbilly

6:05-6:12

Laura Corn continued something about having to go to court for something she “allegedly” did. Leads into bad Godfather imitation which intros a call from Dice!
Dice does really bad GF imitations for a while, while Laura Corn tries to bring the conversation back to her book. This doesn’t work by the way..big surprise. Frenchy does Dice for a while…Ah Nah Nah ‘eh etc. Dice gets hit by the train, while LC continues to shill. More book stuff, couples coming up that have tried her techniques..ho hum Break.

6:20-6:40

More book whoring, I guess that’s why she’s in studio. Couple 1. Ben + Liz = not there anymore. Couple 2 John & Mary tried “ Party roulette” & What’s the # for 911.
Mary “ he put it the balloon-knot & said this one’s for Norton” Very happy with the techniques. Ken & Liz call in but Liz is Beth, and Beth went to work. Ken had nothing. Bye Ken.
Callers for awhile..another Beth “ the toe bone’s connected to the big bone.”
And break.

6:45-6:55
Kristin the n/n contestent that drove in from Cleveland back in the studio. Very happy with new pics. LC gave her some sort of cream she’s shilling.
Onto WDYL…” I learned Boston’s gonna have a Bucky Dent float for the parade.” “ the best way to levitate a women is with a rope and a stool.” And my favorite “ I learned you can cultivate a baby from “Das Dumpierre” and it’ll have brown eyes.”
More book shilling, and out

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