Monday 2/11/2002 - Mardi Gras Recap/ Naughty Nightie Contest starts

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About 3:00
O&A say that they are back in NYC.
They talk about their trip to New Orleans and about Mardi Gras. Opie and Anthony talk to Tom the PD in New Orleans. We learn thatTom went to LSU for 7 years. Tom has a hot wife. In the picture showing his wife, is a mirror showing Tom with no pants on. Peet Johnson is jealous of Tom’s engineers and all the attention they received. Tom licked Jim’s head ear to ear. :eek: Also Jim got in a fight with the women owner of the station in New Orleans.

Caller Steve talks about the cops in New Orleands. Opie talks about a magazine party full of some wild things happening. People were arrested by the 100s. Opie thought it was a scene from planet of the apes(he reverted). It took 20 minutes to move a block during Mardi Gras. Jim tried to cop feels from girls. Stinky got smacked on the face and was drunk off his ass. O&A then tell a story about one white guy chased by 3 black guys who was grabbing beads as he ran. The white guy was eventually caught. Anthony says, “Never bet on the White guy.” Rick grabbed his credit cards. They started complaining about the 15 fee for the ATM at the strip club. They talk about a girl offered to dance for $300. Ant said that he would want more than strictly a dance for $300. They let in people to the party who dropped their pants. They used passes to get into a party. Caller Doug talks about Mardi Gras. Opie and Anthony talk about drunk girls who drove crazily. They specifically talked about how chaotic Mardi Gras was. It was in“Pandemonium” and how they would be unable to do a show down there.
Play Tom’s Wife Flashing from Friday
Talk about how Tom’s wife was with a hot sales girl and guy. How she flashed Bourbon Street.
3:32

3:48
Opie says there may be a “huge surprise” tomorrow….
Ant explains how they were fired in WAAF and how Rocko took over their slot. How Rocko let Birdse walk after his contract expired. Emailer Green Giant tells about how in a Club, people started a “Rocko Sucks” chant. Anthony says he loves it.

Opie got bit at Holiday Inn in Boston by some sort of bug.

Naughty Nightie Contest begins with 97 Contestants(almost 100). They talk about how Contestant #93: Daniella
is another supermodel from Sacramento. They then talk about the pictures about 3 girls from Sacrameto .
O&A say that listeners can vote for a girl each day. (Goto opieandanthony.com to vote for the contestants.) Caller talks about how hot the girls are on the websites. Caller says that the Sacramento Girls are hot.

More Talk about how Crazy Tom, the program director, was in New Orleans. Anthony talks about a container that gives constant input of alcohol to its user. Anthony also talks about he only had a little alcohol on the plane in first class. Ben was pulled aside at the airport by security. Anthony comments that he is more of a clock tower guy. Norton was also stopped and is like a guy that puts girls in 55 gallon drums.
They talk about Oasis, the free hummer girl.

Opie talks about Star Jones, from The View getting a massage. Talk about SU from a Guy in central Pennsylvania.
O&A say they will have a story in the theme of Bitches will Getchaz and Sucks to be You.

4:20
Opie talks about what Star Jones talks about on her weekend: Billy D Williams. Someone calls her a fat pig. Star Jones had to sign a form to allow a 1 hour non-sexual message. Anthony said that she would be locked away if she was not on that show. Since she acts crazy. Talk about fat chicks have big titties More Talking about how big she is.

Opie finally breaks the Star Jones bit and remind people again about the naughty Naughty Nightie Contest .
Opie corrects himself and says there are 98 contestants.

4:40
We learn it sucks to be huge reptiles. People may think that they are better than dogs, but they have a pee sized brain. They are friggin dinosaurs. We learn that wrapped around someone, was her Burmese Python.
They talk about a women who was thought dead and pronounced alive when being examined durring an autopsy.
O&A do sound effects about the women, the EMT, and the autopsy.

More talk about Naughty Nightie Contest . There is voting vote everyday for your favorite contestants.


5:12
They talk about the 3 girl shot is hot.

Girls gone wild has its own balcony in Mardi Gras. More talk about how hot Tom’s wife is.
Opie reads an email saying that they have better things to do as intelligent people than go listen to Opie and Anthony in Fairfax/DC. O&A pick out that she is speaking for everyone in DC. “you are a nothing that speaks for nothing”, says Athony. Norton comments on the intelligence of the DC listeners by saying that they elected a mayor who likes hookers and drugs, which is a good thing for Norton.

Caller Mike calls in from DC and is voting based on how hot the pictures are and if he is spanking the monkey. Opie mentions Contestant #12: Bobbi and Norton mentions Contestant #18: Lexus and Contestant #68: Maureen .

Opie helps to plug Norton by mentioning Norton’s Yellow Discipline Tour (Details at eatabullet.com .)
Opie says he has a short-term memory problem like in Memento . They mention the hummer girl again.
Ant gives away “The Others ” ending by says that everyone’s dead. More talk about Memento . He forgot what he was talking about. Opie has to show intelligence to D.C.
Oasis, The Hummer Chick, is explained again. She gives free BJs during Mardi Gras and wherever. She was to perform on a lucky nonlistener but was shut don by Tom shortly before the cops shut down the club. “We did not do it”

5:43
Steve Garland from Sacramento denies modeling agency involvement for his contestants. Anthony sees Contestant #93: Daniella and “again a god damn super model.” We learn from Steve that Shy, who looks like a dog from Sacramento, was held back.
Cow Girl,
Contestant #71: Jammi calls in and tells everyone that she is a swinger. The “special guest”(who I think is Bruer)likes the pictures.
Contestant #81: Jasmine calls up. Opie says, “You are as black as Booker T”.
She is single, 24 years old, goes to college, and is majoring in business management. Anthony likes a black women with benefits and Opie admits to having a black women fetish at WAAF.
Contestant #90: Kitty calls in and admits she is a lesbian.
Contestant #21 Niki likes wrestling alligators.
Contestant #3: Melanie said that she is barely 19 years old and she is shaved.


6:11
Back to Naughty Nightie Contest
O&A want 20 finalist girls by Monday. Caller Jay said he doesn’t like girls from Cleveland.
Contestant #40: Sin-Dee calls in.
Ant says Contestant #19: Celeste from Cleveland is cute. Contestant #32: Jessica is mentioned. A caller likes Contestant #94: Theresa .

Contestant #18: Lexus calls in and asks for a favor: to have some fun with virgin leisbians.
It is mentioned that Contestant #72: Anna has new pictures .
Opie gives away his secret about the taint by studying with his grandma.
Contestant #20: Rhiannon calls up.


6:39
Opieandanthony.com website is getting hammered by then.
The secretary has a pimp jacket.
Opie admits to a fetish with black women.
Contestant #77: Karen says she is not a anaal monster like a caller last week said.

W.D.T.L.
H.I.V. is needed to get skinny.
Opie is truly a taint master.
Rick beats his wife.

Opie said that Contestant #79: Taylor is getting a lot of buzz


p.s. Each girl may have more than one set of pictures. Check out all the girls HERE .
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