The show starts off with the boys mentioning that their ratings in DC have finally shown some signs of life. It's not much, just a little spark of enthusiasm by the fans. Then, they brought up the meeting with management and the higher ups of the Infinite. They didn't explain what they talked about at the meeting, but Opie thinks he may have left the toilet seat up. He said he had to take a dump, so he left in the middle of the meeting to go to the bathroom, leaving Anthony to talk to these multimillionaires about stocks and economics. They said that Jeremy Coleman is Mr. Conspiracy theory. He thinks that they have helicopters and hidden cameras watching the show at all times. the boys said he was really paranoid.
Then, they get into what's on the agenda for the day. Of course they will be announcing the winner of the Naughty Nighty contest, they will have all five finalists on the line for the dramatic conclusion to this decade long contest. They also will have another girl in the studio to qualify for the "55 gallon drum challenge 2" She will be eating lamb brains out of a lambs skull! they also brought up tomorrow's show, in which they will have a girl come in and in her bra and panties get sprayed with animal blood and there is another girl who will be drinking pigs blood. Nice!
(Break- In a Gold's gym commercial you suddenly hear this: "Hey, this is Jamaican Mike, thanks to Gold's gym, I can hammer a nail with my biceps" Followed up by a live read from Anthony for Sam Adams saying: "this is Jamaican Mike and I can open a Sam Adams with my junk")
Yeah Mon, we be back from break now! They begin to talk about if it is dangerous to drink pigs blood. They take a few phone calls from people who seem like they just wanted to get their voice on the radio. A couple of people made some sense though, they said you would probably have to boil the blood to get all the bad germs and shit out of it. Though, when you boil it, it turns into a pudding substance. Which I think is ten times nastier than the original blood. Goopy blood sliding down your throat. Yuck!
The boys then bring Dru Boogie in the studio, who has made a few new mixes for the show. He mixed a couple of Buddy Ebson joints, you know "Well doggy, oh doggy" Classic. He also made a new "Wippem' out" mix, which was Pretty phiggitty Phat yo! Word is turd! Seriously, the mixes were awesome and I am sure you can find them on Foundrymusic, or on the show, so make sure your tuning in everyday.
Frenchy then brings in the lambs blood that they will be using tomorrow. Opie grabs the container and gets blood all over his hands. So, he asks for a towel and tells Frenchy to bring in the lambs head, that Sarah will be eating right after the next break. He brings it in and they start to freak out, saying it is just wrong, and it stinks. But, Chef Frenchy sees fit to tell the boys and I quote: "Eet's a deleecasey en Etaly" Figure it out!
(Break)
When they get back from break, Frenchy is cracking the lambs head open. You can here it crack inch by inch. It was terrible. It's sounded like somebody biting through a jawbreaker over and over. Anthony explains that all sorts of gooey shit is pouring out of the cracks in the head. Then Frenchy finally gets the top of the skull off, and exposes the brain. The boys are all disgusted, saying it has a gelatin coating. Opie kept saying: "That's just wrong"
The boys decide to play some clips of the previous qualifiers for the 55 Gallon Drum Challenge 2. After playing the clips they bring in Sarah from Cleveland. She is extremely nervous, so Anthony says they should just stare at her until she totally freaks out. They begin to talk to her and she goes into how she dropped out of school. Anthony begins to tell his stories about when he was in high school. He would cut school, go in the back of the school behind the gym and smoke weed. Then, he'd go back in the cafeteria for lunch, then after lunch go back outside and smoke more weed. He said that their was three things he used in school. The back of the gym, the bathroom, and wood shop. In wood shop he wood sculpt a pipe to smoke his weed out off, when him and his friends ran out of rolling papers. If he knew what he was doing was going to make him a tin knocker, he would not have been doing it. Though, in his case everything worked out. He is a very successful radio personality. So, if your a kid cutting school, keep it up, you may soon be working in radio. Ant said he wanted to settle for a "Good enough diploma" G. E. D. He said his last try at going back to school was at the age of 19, but he had to make up way too many gym credits. In a normal high school schedule, you go to gym once every other day. In Anthony's case, he was going everyday, twice every other day. They ask Sarah why she dropped out, and she says, she just didn't feel like going anymore. So, after all that talk they bring in the guy who brought Sarah down from Cleveland. They ask him why she dropped out. He said because of the "Magic herb" same as Anthony. The funny things is this guy is a friend of Sarah's boyfriend, the boys wonder why he couldn't bring her down. Coincidentally, he had to go to school. They ask her if she does anything besides stay home and smoke weed. She said she use to work at the "Giant Eagle" supermarket. Anthony starts doing his Dimone from "fast times in Richmond high" impression. They notice that she is still a little nervous. Anthony says that she has a look on her face that he hasn't seen in a long time, that look of: "Hey, this isn't the way to my house"
(Break)
The boys get back and welcome Jamaican Mike into the studio. They congratulate him on his commercial debut. He goes into a sort of acceptance speech saying it's all thanks to O & A. They begin to talk about some gay party line, that Anthony use to intercept on his scanner years ago. All you would here is: "Hello - Ding dong (like a doorbell) - Hello - Ding dong - Anybody here? - Ding dong - I'm really horny" They said all you would hear is that over and over, because new people entered the party chat every second.
Finally, they get to the brain eating. Sarah is ready to do the deed. She takes a big spoon full of brains, she is hesitant to swallow, as the boys ask her if she feels all those brain fragments and bone in her mouth. She takes a quick swig of hot chocolate to wash it down. So, the first spoon full was successful. She was obligated to do two full spoons. So, on the second spoon full she has it in her mouth and begins to heave a little, but gets it down. Everyone in the studio begins to chant: "One more scoop" So, she does a third, because she is a good sport. The boys were worried she was going to puke, but she said she would probably puke later on tonight. They tell everyone to look at the Stinky cam, because they have a frozen shot of her looking at the lambs brains, with a look of complete horror on her face. It kind of looks like she is ready to cry. On the way to break, they will announce the winner of the Naughty Nighty contest next!
(Break)
The boys get back and it's time to announce the top 5 in the Naughty Nighty contest. In no special order it was: #97 Lisa, #37 Stephanie, #93 Daniella, #2 Amy, and #69 Nikki. A little info was divulged, if you would like to see more of Daniella go to
www.leftcoastgirls.com she is under the name Darian and she actually listens to the show. Unlike. Unlike Nikki, the whore Babylon. She said she puts her career ahead of the show, how dare her.
Amy had a website, but it was closed down due to personal problems with her husband. Lisa is just a hot chick from Boston, who works for a freight forwarding company (like me!) Then, we have Stephanie, who is also just a regular girl from DC, but is going to have her own website up very soon, with naughty pictures. Nice!
So, the boys try to get all the girls on at once to announce the placements. It was classic, they had an hour long drum roll. I think it was that wacky Rick up to his old shenanigans again. The girls were getting antsy as they announced one after the other. The drum rolls, and rolls, and rolls again. After all the hot bitches were given their respective places, in the end it was Stephanie from DC who won the contest. Daniella came in second place, then Lisa, Nikki, and Amy. The boys say they will have Stephanie come down to New York to meet and have some beers with the listeners. So, the boys say good-bye to Stephanie and say they can't wait to have her down. Then, Morgan from Philly calls in and says she is a little pissed off that she wasn't in at least the top 5. A couple of the guys agree. Anthony said that she had his vote.
(Break)
Skipping a few callers Iron Sheik drivel. It was just a couple of callers saying they had seen the Iron Sheik and he could barely walk. Bottom line is, they played the silent game with one of them, and Ping-Pong, so it's nothing major. Oh yeah, and another guy saw Hulk Hogan giving out Happy meals at McDonald's. A little after that there was something funny, a guy called in mockingly and said that he just saw Rowdy Roddy Piper giving out Burritos at Taco Bell.
The boys quickly touch on the Real Sports with Bryant Gumbel episode. It was about schools banning Dodge ball because it makes kids have to deal with losing. Which is a good thing, I think. They want kids to be little softies, and never have to deal with adversity. It's just a terrible concept. Anthony began making the sound of the ball when it hits a kid dead in the head. You know the sound those big red rubber balls make? It was classic.
Then, they find out that Black Earl is going to be skiing for the first time in his life tomorrow. It's a promotion for Budweiser, they started playing clips that Black Earl from the future brought in. "Oh, Oh, help me, help me, help me" Opie said that Earl was going to be using the black trail. Which is most likely the bunny hills, because seeing a black man on skis, is like seeing a Black Cowboy. If you ever see a black man say "Yeee" don't stick around for the "Ha" then, O & A said that they don't even will put skis on, or get on the slopes.
(Break - WDYL)
Tomorrow on the O & A show: A chick, bra and panties, lamb blood all over her, don't miss it! Case closed! Peace
Tuesday 2/26/02 - Naughty Nighty Finale!
