10/8/2004
00:05 – Show Open: The Oompa Loompa, Smoking, Freedom
O&A thank everyone for turning on their XM radios, Opie is excited about rebuilding the show. Anthony complains about his "web favorites" missing from his computer. Ben complains about music missing from his computer. Ben says the XM radio in the office is missing. (cue the oompa loompa music) Ben complains about his missing lighter and Anthony says he enjoys the fact that no one can smoke because of Bloomberg. More smoking talk which escalates into a discussion on regulations & freedom.
00:19 - Jimmy calls, Vos bashing, Torette's Whorehouse
Jimmy calls from Albany, but he can't hear O&A. Jaime enters and fixes the phone. O&A complain to Jimmy about sabotage, and Jimmy suggests to "logon to the computer, and if the last site visited was Alcoholics Anonymous then Steve C is probably the culprit"... and "if there's a smidgen of chocolate go out there and smack that 1970's vagina hair face and tell him to get on the elevator and ride it sideways and go home". Jimmy & Ant. do a little Vos bashing. They really tool on him for being whipped...
Jimmy tells a story about Vos getting pulled over by the cops, and going on an ego-trip in front of the officers. O&A does an
eatabullet.com plug. Opie talks about Vos' driving a little more. O&A talk about "Demented World" and how they got ripped off when they made the CD. They play "Torette's Whorehouse" and then go into break.
00:40 - Bathroom Slaves, SARS song
Instant feedbacks about smoking and shoot-outs. Ben talks about Black Earl making an appearance today. Anthony compares Earl to Milton from Office Space. Ben mentions Earl never picks up the check. Opie segs into bathroom slaves and not wanting to tip the bathroom guy. Anthony agrees and sees it as extortion. Opie confesses he does not wash his hands in the bathroom.
More discussion on bathroom sanitation and shaking hands. Anthony suggests putting women in the bathrooms.
Anthony mentions that he doesnt have his wacky horn or his inappropriate bell. O&A tool on Eric for going to the Cringe Humor show instead of getting some rest. They take a bad phone call about Howard. Opie teases "show and tell" before the break, and then they play Brother Joe's SARS song into break.
01:03 - Clint Eastwood, Craig Christ
A little more bathroom talk. Truck driver calls and Opie asks if he's a "good buddy". O&A decide to have Master Po hassle Black Earl when he comes in. Opie promotes Stephen Lynch's upcoming appearance. Opie teases the Drilldo Bit. Opie says he doesnt mind the gay, but is upset by the gay overtone. O&A discuss Clint Eastwood in "Bridges of Madison County". O&A discuss "chick flicks". Anthony mentions Big Kev was in "Jersey Girl". Opie talks about stalking Stephen Lynch during his 2 years off, and then they play "Craig Christ" and go into break
01:20 - Century Sex, Chicks Behind Bars, The Drilldo
Complaints about repetitive comedy bits. Ben gets the first Fed Ex, and Ben tells Opie that the oompa loompa is handling the mail (cue oompa loompa music). O&A get their new copy of "century sex". (granny porn). They discuss the horrific porn and post a limited clip on
foundrymusic.com. They talk about the office construction and sharing the desks with the oompa. Guy calls and says his chick will christen the wiffleball bat. Guy calls and say he hears the show in England. Jamie says its impossible to pick up the satellite. He refuses to give O&A his phone number. Opie segs into Martha Stewart going to jail. Opie mentions Spike TV is doing a "chicks behind bars" marathon as a tribute to Martha Stewart.
It's time to get the gay out!!! O&A make fun of Howard a little. Steve flubs by playing the drilldo bit a little early and Ben says it's from lack of sleep. Steve C flips out and yells at Ben. Opie lecture Steve C and Sexbagel about getting more sleep. ON TO THE SEX... O&A introduce the infamous drilldo clip. The drilldo is a dildo attached to a makita drill. The clip is of Robification from
Wackbag using it on his chick. WOW.
O&A discuss the drilldo and how Howard can't do that on terrestrial radio. O&A take calls about the drilldo clip. Robification calls in and talks about building the drilldo and recording the audio clip. Opie reads funny instant feedbacks. Opie plays "Hi Mom, I'm in Porno" from "Demented World" going into break
01:55 - Lindsay Lohan, Tatum, Pickled Punk
Opie takes more drilldo calls. O&A bash Howard some more. They talk about the gag order Howard had on them. Opie segs into Lindsay Lohan. Anthony talks about Lindsay photos. Opie says she's lookin a little chubby.
O&A say they support bulimia. Opie segs into Tatum O'neil and Anthony talks about the book she wrote. They discuss her being a crackhead and whoring around with Melanie Griffith.
Opie brings up the fact that Anthony used to like Christy McNichols. Anthony says he used to wack it to "Little Darling". Anthony tells a story from his childhood about bringing a cucumber to school, and tells about his uncle growing pot in his backyard. His mother thought it was a Basil-Oregeno hybrid. Anthony tells another story about crushing his brothers pot plants. Opie segs into "show n tell". He brings out his pickled punk!!! (fetus in a jar)
Opie discusses the curse attached with the pickled punk and say he must return it to it's owner. Anthony compares the situation to a Brady Bunch episode. Opie plays the "Hundred Grand" from "Demented World".
02:30 - Kevin Smith interview
O&A discuss renting and buying movies and how they bleed us dry with special edition DVDs. Kevin Smith calls in.
They discuss Star Wars DVD release. Kevin plugs his new "Clerks" DVD release. They discuss Vulgar the Clown. They discuss the failure of "Gigili" and "Jersey Girl". They discuss showering in high school. A woman from CBS News comes into the studio. Goes into break
02:50 - CBS interview
Anthony lectures Opie about tapping his pen. O&A give CBS really bad quotes because they know they will just edit it anyway. Anthony does his Stern impression for the interview. Anthony describes the drilldo to the woman from CBS. Anthony turns the interview around and begins asking the questions. They discuss the show some more. They talk about the new Indiana Jones movie. They discuss Stern going to Sirius. She asks a question about indecency. Anthony knocks wretched parents and the downfall of terretrial radio. Callers explain the O&A show to the CBS woman... A caller says he is unemployed , but still finds money to hear O&A. They go to break.
03:15 - CBS chick, Oompa runs scared
CBS takes photos of O&A. Opie talks about John Madden being miserable and walking around his neighborhood. Opie tells the CBS chick that she is a buzzkill and that they had to cancel the wiffleball bat girl so they didn't offend CBS. Anthony says he hasnt talked to his mom yet, because he doesnt want to hear her rant about the lude broadcast. Steve complains about the "best of" missing. They blame it on the oompa (cue oompa music) The oompa leaves his desk and runs away. They explain the oompa to the CBS chick. They start what did you learn. and end with "Butt Plug" from "Demented World"
October 8, 2004
