November 16th 2004
Show Open – Financial Advising, Marriage-Divorce.
• Guys are a little sleepy. Ant talks about playing Ever Quest 2.
• They start talking about the financial advisor that their agent
recommended to them, and the fact that he recommends them to several people who seem to all be related to him. Op says he writes checks and half the time doesn’t even know what they are for.
• Ant starts talking about the fact that he was divorced 5 years ago, and he is still paying.
• Op says all Ant’s ex does is spend his money. Ant says that marrying him was like winning the lottery, and who would have thought it would be like that years ago when he was knocking tin.
• Op says he can’t imagine why anyone would get married, because you are putting too much trust in the process. They talk about, in general, that all men get screwed in divorces.
• Ant says that the reason guys get married is because of the family, and because of the girl. He says that most guys just want to live with a girl, and it’s the girl that wants to get married.
• Talk about the marriage clichés.
• Op says any young guy thinking of getting married, should take the LIRR from Huntington to Penn Station on ‘matinee’ day to see what the future holds. He says that if a couple is not married, they work harder b/c there is the chance that the other person will leave.
• Ant says that the reason he got married was that his life wasn’t going anywhere, and that marriage would “get the ball rolling”. Then he tells the story of how he got his engagement ring at Penn Station, and drove to Mass to propose – which he did after downing two glasses of Captain Morgan.
Ant says he realized the night of the wedding that he had made a mistake, and it took ten years to get out of it.
• Ant remembers having to install garage door openers over his Xmas vacation, and being yelled at for not vacuuming.
• Brother Joe joins the conversation, talking about living alone and being able to do whatever you want. Ant says that he is in a great relationship, and can do whatever he wants, whenever he wants.
• Nine Inch Nails/50 cent mashup into break.
Break 1
• Missed first 6 mins from break
• Op talks about prank phone call that will be played later, from a DJ.
• Callers call in to talk about marriage/divorce
- first caller, “Lost Boy” a trucker, tells a story that goes nowhere which leads to “silent game”
- caller talks about his wife cutting her own wrists, and telling the paramedics that he tried to kill her. They ask him his wedding song and play it, while they talk about how it went from the happy day of the wedding to her hacking at her wrists.
- Caller talks about origin of fuck; they play the tape about the grammatical use of fuck.
- Another caller, talking about his marriage ring costing $8.
- Next caller talks about marrying a woman, who has sex with underage girls. She was 21 and she had sex with a 13yr old. He gives them a website so that they can see what she looks like.
- Lawyer calls in with story of 74 yr old man having to pay more in alimony, 28 years after the divorce
• A listener sends in a feedback about Op’s ex who he almost married; who he “finger-banged”, and he had to drive home with his finger out the window to get the smell off.
• Back to the callers – caller calls in for advice; Op wants to know who put the call through because he stinks. Op says that he needs to read from “rent boys”, jimmy says that he doesn’t have to. Norton says that Op needs to read for getting math wrong earlier in the show. Op disagrees.
• Another caller, talking about cheating on his wife and getting caught. They play “Daddy’s little girl”.
• “Lost boy” calls back, attempting to tell an interesting story. This time he does better, telling a story of coming home and catching his wife with a black man. Man says the C-word, triggering the C word alert.
• Caller calls in talking about being off at war, for 11 months and coming back and seeing his wife 7 months pregnant
• Op plays a fake commercial from Lazlow (his voice can be heard on GTA) about “Monster Rain”.
• Replay of audio from Fallujah from yesterday. Then Op reads a feedback from an ex soldier who talks about coming back from driving a million dollar submarine and then driving a minivan. Brother Joe talks about being in the Army( 82nd Airborne), and watching a tank fire. Ant recaps a story of a Marine in trouble for shooting a wounded insurgent, and being brought up on charges because he was caught on film.
News Article. They talk about whether he was right to or not.
Break 2
• Back from break, they play seek and destroy over the Fallujah audio.
• Caller calls in to rip on Jimmy, for saying that shooting the guy was wrong. The guy accuses Jim of being liberal, which sets Jimmy off. Jimmy makes it clear that he only disagrees with the shooting if it was done simply out of malice, and not out of a legitimate fear for his life. The guy says Jimmy wouldn’t understand because he has never been there, which just irritates the hell out of Jimmy.
• Op talks about a guy from the boneyard who has been saying that he wants to slap Opie in the face.
• Ozone Midget sighting – an armless midget. Jimmy asks if he used her as a “pocket pussy”.
• Another wedding call (wedding song ‘love me tender’) – guy escaped from jail, got married and was convinced by wife to turn himself in
• They go back to the caller before who irritated Jimmy, talking about the fact that the minute you say something anti-administration, no matter how pro-administration you have been before you are seen as being a liberal.
• Anna Nicole audio from the AMA, with her being wasted.
• Op talks about the gag of sending a male friend an instant message like “That’s a nice juicy cock”, and then saying “sorry, wrong IM” minutes later.
• Op plays the prank call he mentioned earlier, from Double J, a morning show DJ. They critique it as being horrible.
• Bill’s dead phone call into break.
Break
• Replay of old WAAF phone call with Opie telling a kid that Santa doesn’t exist
• Talk about the “Vibe” awards being taped yesterday.
News Article
A fight broke out at the front of the stage while Dr. Dre was being honored. Ant asks what is the difference between any other awards and the Vibe awards – Jimmy says melanin *ding-ding*. This leads to a discussion of the differences between the rap community and other music artists. Earl calls in as the “golfer” expert. Ant says that this just reinforces the stereotypes.
• Sexbagel comes in to talk about being at the world premiere of “Christmas with the Kranks”. They also talk about Jamie Lee Curtis being cranky after getting asked a question by a reporter. Ant says this is a good example of why they don’t want celebrities on their show.
• Audio of Sexbagel on the red carpet at the premiere.
Among the interviews:
- Mick Foley
- Elizabeth from the View
- Steve Van Zandt(wasn’t allowed to talk because he does a show for Sirius).
- Jamie Lee Curtis
- Dan Aykroyd
- Tim Allen
• Guys come in with new drilldo. Norton says its good for a orgasm/hysterectomy
• Before the end, Brother Joe promotes the upcoming show on Thanksgiving Eve.
Photos by Cage
November 16th 2004 - "Marrying Anthony is like hitting the lottery"
