Break
• Listener on Instant feedback brings up another bit they were never able to do, called Run Around Park for Erin. Ant brings up that they also want to do the bee contest, with a listener putting their junk in a jar with a bee, and the first to get bitten wins a prize. Op says they were shut down by the Infinity lawyers on that one
• Jeffery Ross in studio. They let him know he can curse, and he does triggering the “C* word alert”. Ant remembers that during his marriage, the c word was the worse that he could use. Jeffery says that they should use it to the point where everyone becomes desensitized to it to the point where it is used like divas.
• They talk about the Trump roast
• Jeffrey talks about Penny Marshall wanting to punch his for insulting her at the Rob Reiner Roast. They also talk about the Jay Mohr roast, and triumph the insult comic dog.
• Ozone midget sighting – guy having operation, and had a midget surgeon.
• Francine, the former angry intern at WNEW (arggggghhhhhh) comes in studio.
She is doing standup now. She is says she does one show a month, but she has to bring 10 people in order to get heard. She describes her act as angry.
• Audio of Francine’s act. Op points out that there is one annoying guy laughing all throughout the tape. Jimmy doesn’t really trash her, which Op says has to do with Jimmy wanting to bang her. Caller says that Francine sounds like Cindy Brady.
• Mash up – Nas and Black Sabbath to break
Break
• Back from break, an instant feedback from Cage, talking about Jeffrey Ross doing a show, and having a kid pull a knife on him.
• Jeffrey tells the story of how he broke his hip - skating and trying to avoid a “little c***” that fell, and ending up falling on the ice.
He had to have three metal pins put into his leg.
• He also talks about going to Iraq, and doing shows over there. Jimmy asks him about flying on the Black Hawks.
• They promo Jeffrey’s appearance at Caroline’s, and say goodbye
• FU line calls into break
Break
• Op says they need some women to get the gay out.
• Talk about an article listing the top 25 gayest moments in rock history.
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• Caller calls in to say that a friend of “Big Kev” says that the boys are thinking of getting rid of Jimmy. Of course they dismiss it as nonsense.
• They go back to the list running through the top 10
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- #1 – YMCA
• This leads to Jimmy talking about going to a Village People concert, and that he was a fan of them.
• Club Soda Kenny comes in and ask “Jimmykins”, if that’s where he learned frottage (which Jimmy explains is the act of rubbing your cock, or hand on the ass cheeks of women). Jimmy tells the story of grabbing a teacher’s ass in high school. Back to YMCA, Jimmy says that he was too young to realize that they were gay. Ant says it all adds up, the monster rain, the Village People to Jimmy being a weird little kid
• Jimmy tells of his KISS fantasy, about KISS beating and kicking him down the stairs, and then hugging and consoling him.
Then he talks about his two imaginary friends, a lady named Helen with a beehive hairdo, and “Jimmy Robinson”, who was Jimmy in a cape. He says he named him Jimmy Robinson because he thought that Lost in Space was cool.
Op says he thinks Jimmy was touched at an early age. Ant says he enjoys learning all these details of how much of a little creep Jimmy was.
• Op plays the Laslow Monster Rain commercial
• Caller calls in to talk about also liking the Village People. Jimmy starts talking about how big a KISS fan he was.
• Opie talks about being a kid, and having a brother and sister sit on him so he could smell their urine stained underwear.
• Caller calls in to say that Jimmy is gay. Jimmy says he is just being open about his childhood, and Op makes it clear that Jimmy can’t be, because he is obsessed with women.
• Ant says his childhood friend was ‘Casper the friendly Ghost’. Jimmy asks if he realized he wasn’t imaginary when ‘Casper’ started burning crosses.
• Caller calls in with a theory – believes that ‘Helen’ in his dream represents a woman who molested him, ‘Jimmy Robinson’ represents the superhero he wished he was to protect himself, and the KISS beating was because he felt it was his fault
• Another caller makes the point that Op shouldn’t criticize Jimmy, because of his marshmallow story from yesterday.
• Caller calls in with a story, and is upset that he hasn’t been able to get the story on the air all this time. He tells his story, and naturally is greeted with a silent game.
• Another caller talks about jacking in his parent’s bedroom, while YMCA played. Opie remembers whacking to I dream of Jeannie.
• Kenny tools on a caller with a “playing doctor” story
• Another Caller, he says that the reason Jimmy was creepy as a kid was because he heard on the radio that there was no Santa from two deejays.
• Ant remembers his sister having her friends over, and making them do headstand contests so that he could see them in their underwear.
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A woman from Texas, Laurie, calls in to say that she is getting banged in an 18 wheeler by her husband. The woman says “I’m getting fucked”; Jimmy asks “Why, did you order Sirius?” The boys listen in on the festivities, but the phone connection is too bad to fully appreciate the act. Caller calls in to crown Texas the unsexiest state. Op gives them one last chance to redeem the call, by hitting her from behind, but it goes nowhere.
• Monster Rain song as quick break – “Monster Rain Mash”
• Caller calls in talking about finding his son and daughter playing “monster dark”.
• Another caller (the third woman caller to the show today according to Op), calls in to talk about having a female friend when she was younger that she played doctor with. They wanted to play “guess what’s in my pants”, but her phone is bad so they tell her call back tomorrow.
• Audio from Caddyshack2 (the worst sequel ever made) of Dan Arkroyd trying to sound like Bill Murray’s character in the original.
• Caller calls in with vacuum cleaner sound, that freaks Op out as always
• What did I learn
Photos by Cage and ChupaCabre
November 18th 2004 - "Gettin' the gay out"
...i was just about to post that i missed parts here and there...I took notes, but i especially need the first hour, since ill miss the 6-10 replay. If you want, take notes for that hour, and we can compare notes and post a compiled review.
