November 22nd 2004 – Get Ya Cock Out!
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Written By F Sirius
Show opens with what sounds like a new remix of the Rage against the Machine opening, Opie says it's a Dru Boogie remix, sounds pretty good.
Opie's not sure where to start, coming up on the first vacation since they started again. Ant mentions how they used to coast into vacations, screwing around the week or so before, but now they're actually trying to put some good shows together up until the break.
Ant turns to how the weekend always messes up his sleeping schedule, he'll go to sleep at the same time Friday but sleep later on Saturday morning and then Monday he's dead again. Opie said he's talked to some guys that have done morning radio for a long time and you just never get used to it.
Some talk about the weird stuff going on in Long Island recently, frozen turkeys through windshields, people burning crosses, etc. The boys say this happens because there's just nothing to do and nowhere to go, so you have to find things to do. Both Op and Ant say this is why a lot of weird people, and comedians come from there.
About the cross burning, Opie says, and he doesn't want the letters, he knows it's wrong, that these kids were wimps. The cross was way too small and they barely got it burning. There just aren't organized hate groups anymore, just stupid kids. Ant brings up how as a kid he drew a swastika and had no idea what it meant, kids don't know these things. Apparently it started out as an Asian sign of peace, and has been used by all sorts of cultures.
We FINALLY get to the basketball fight from Friday, I was sure this would start off the show. They spent a while on this, and just couldn't get enough of it, watching all the replays on tv. One thing they brought up that I hadn't realized is that the first guy Artest went after wasn't the one that threw beer at him. The guy looked ready to S himself, but now he'll probably sue and make boatloads of cash.
Norton says Artest was a pussy for going after the guy and not Ben Wallace, Opie says they'll probably have the next game in an empty arena to make sure nothing happens.
They goof a little on the guy who came out on the floor, Norton compared him to Bob Kelly and said if someone they knew did that and took a couple of punches they'd never let him hear the end of it. But at least they weren't the ones instigating things ...
Earl called in, and as usual was completely useless. The boys start ragging on him but he said they called him. Apparently Ben loves it when Earl is on the air and has nothing to say so he calls him and puts him on for his own laughs.
Detroit caller - he's sick of the bad rap the city gets but he thinks the fans deserved what they got, mentions the next game between the teams will be on Xmas day and how everyone will watch (Ant doing a Vinnie Mac impression during this "IN A STEEEEEL CAAAGE")
Chicago caller - something like that would never happen there, the boys disagree, could happen anywhere
Indianapolis caller - Blames it all on the Piston fans, he tried to talk about being in Detroit but everyone kept interrupting with seeing the video again.
Ant brings up how there's a different mentality with athletes now, how there's no pride in being a pro athlete. Opie says how Artest was one of the better players in the league but all he cared about was his rap album.
Sarah from Oregon called to compete for sexiest state in America. At first there wasn't much interest, Anthony was doing some random Ted Knight stuff. Then they saw her pictures, apparently she's hot in a regular girl kind of way, so they were all ready to go.
Sarah was all by herself, well it was her and her two plastic friends. She wanted to get laid but nobody was interested, people complaining about having to work today. Opie tells Norton not to ruin it, no farting, nothing.
Sarah starts doing her thing and it's all good but Opie wants a little more vocal, she made herself happy pretty quick. She'd like to go for more and everyone was cool with that, this was when Opie started playing some music and video clips to goof on her and make it more funny, SO PEOPLE LAUGH AND IT'S NOT JUST ALL ABOUT SEX, IT'S COMEDY TOO. Sorry, couldn't help it.
Sarah is ready to send more pics, Ant says he wants sexier underwear. Overall the boys liked, but not enough to take over California as the sexiest state.
Time for a break, U2 from SNL goes into the break.
**TEASER ALERT** Three new Monster Rain songs and Ben hanging out with Bono over the weekend.
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Break
• Caller calls in to express displeasure with the playing of U2 on the show. Ant says that it has to do with all the replays and to the hardcore listeners it sounds like a lot because it’s played so many times. Op brings that some people have also been saying that they talk about “the man who looks like an old lady now” (hoo-hoo).
• Psycho Mark Audio, of Psycho Mark on Fox News after the WNEW show was cancelled. Needless to say, they talk about him sounding like the voice of reason on the show, which is hard to believe if you know Psycho Mark.
• Casey Kasem outtakes into break - “Ponderous, fucking ponderous”
Break
• Jimmy complains about the window in the bathroom being freezing, because someone opens the window. Ben comes in to take responsibility for opening it sometimes. They start talking about the old bathroom cleaner at WNEW – “Richard Dreyfuss with AIDS”. Opie ask Jimmy how many times he banged chicks in the bathroom, Jimmy says a couple of times. Jimmy wishes death on the guy at WNEW for ruining at least 40 of his dumps. Jimmy says he likes to read chess books on the bowl, Ant says he has a stack of popular mechanics. Jimmy wants to eventually play chess in the bathroom.
Opie says he is in and out too quick to read. Then he tells a story of his “bungie log”, and having to jumping up and down to squeeze a dump out on the train. Jimmy talks about wiping technique, he stands up to wipe. Op asks if anyone has ever had a log overflow out of the bowl. Jimmy says his wiping technique is very hygienic.
• Mike (who submitted the first Monster Rain song), called in to say that he will redeem himself with a new song.
• They play Khemystri’s Song Monster Rain song again. They think this may be the best one so far
• Aaron from Florida comes in, with another monster rain song. All the feedback trashes the song. He leaves the studio to the hulk song, and Jimmy gets him.
• Lady Di calls in to talk about looking for a job, which she isn’t after spending the night before crashing at 3 a.m.
She talks about throwing out her ‘roommate’, because he called her retarded. Jimmy says that can’t be the only thing, and there must be more, but Lady Di keeps saying that’s it. Finally, she says that he says things while he thinks she is sleeping. Typical Di call, it ends up with everyone ragging on her, and she has no clue what they reference. Among the lines, from the boys and from the instant feedback:
”Does it bother him (the roommate) that you put on a mustache and get punched in the face at the Pacer-Piston’s game”
“Lady Di is looking for a guy that is shooting JD and ice cream from his cock
“Did the guy know that you put on a mustache and hit two game winning homeruns against the Yankees?”
They end the call telling Di that she really needs to get help
• Jimmy “Coffee Diva” into break.
Break
• New Porn in studio
• JFK Game. Ant says that they are starting to make games off events that are way to recent, e.g. Black Hawk Down. Op says that the makers of the game also made “State of Emergency”, which he hated. Ant talks about the fact that when enough time passes, a tragedy can be turned into some sort of entertainment, the ultimate example of which is the “Titanic Slide”. Ant talks about this new game that is being made, which involves accessing a website linked to a gun at a remote location in Texas, and firing the gun at targets by clicking on commands.
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