SECOND HALF OF SHOW....
11-29-2004
Back from Break.
• “I hate this place…Nothing works here…The medication don’t work…I been here for seven yurs”. Audio from the Bellevue special on HBO. Op comments that all is right with the show now that they have this audio back.
• Caller calls in to explain the origin of the “Nuts” Hood Ornaments
• Club Soda Kenny calls in to talk about his appearance on a skit on HBO’s “Inside the NFL”. He sings his continuously changing theme song. Then they play audio from the skit.
• Trucker calls in, with a “Wrangler” type story of meeting a mess at the truck stop who sounded like she was hot. He also says that he has the same hooker addiction as Jimmy.
• Op starts to talk about a Craig’s List story in the news, and Jimmy says he knows nothing about Craig’s List, because he is giving up on whores. He says that he realizes that everyone he is having sex with he is paying for, and that he is wasting money. As the hulk music plays, Jimmy starts explaining his reasoning behind cutting it off. Ant says that anything that gives Jimmy enjoyment becomes an addiction that he then has to break off. Op says that Jimmy just wants a girl to be interested in him, and that he definitely wants a girlfriend.
• Trucker calls in to talk about falling in love with a hooker. Rambles on, has to be cut off by Ant playing the trucker horn
• Ant asks Jimmy if it’s because he is getting older, if that’s why he wants to end seeing the whores. Jimmy says it’s not that, it’s just wanting some of the relationship bonuses beyond just sex.
• They go back to the Craig’s List story, about a woman using Craig’s List to get a kidney for her brother. The guy’s name is Neil Diamond, and Ant starts singing as Neil Diamond.
• Caller calls in to say that there is no way that Jimmy will give up the whores, because he spends $200 a month on strippers. Op says that’s crazy, because strippers are a waste of time. Jimmy says that Sesame Street is sexier than strippers. Op says that Jimmy won’t last the week, but Ant reminds him that Jimmy quit smoking in one day, after the WNEW show “What the hell is that”, and the guy that everybody thought had cancer.
• Another caller calls in to talk about people in India who are willing to sell their kidneys for money.
• Another caller, saying that the going rate for a kidney is 20 grand, and that people were being chopped up in third world countries and having their kidneys sold on the black market. Ant says that’s just an urban legend, and Op brings up the one about the scuba driver being found in a forest fire.
• Another caller calls in, with the urban legend about a hooker giving AIDS to customers.
• Op is about to play an old favorite “Ding fries are done”, and Jimmy remembers that he couldn’t listen to that song when they were off because it reminded him of the show, and bummed him out.
Op says that he couldn’t listen to commercial radio, and his brother got him XM satellite radio when they were fired, and he didn’t have to listen to commercial radio at all. Ant says he only listened to the news stations. They remember when they hosted the Hungerthon, and they did a double dong dildo show with two lesbians in front of the organizer of the Hungerthon, who was a priest, and after that he wanted nothing to do with them.
• Caller calls in to talk about having to clean up the dead body of a man that fell out of the wheel well of a commercial airline.
• “Ding, Fries are done” into Break.
Break
• Back from break, Ant is excited because it’s “Smoothie Time”
• Caller calls in to say that somewhere out there, there is a woman who can’t wait to drop a log on Jimmy’s chest.
• Op brings up the “Just Asking” segment from the NY Post, which mentions stories about stars, but doesn’t name them. There is an item in the issue today about an “aging action star” snorting cocaine. They try to guess who it is, and Ben says he believes its Bruce Willis.
The next mention is about a “sexy scribe” who is bored with her relationships. They can’t guess who it is. Caller calls in to say the aging action star is Van Damme, because he used to have a cocaine addiction.
• They switch to talking about a sex article by Cindy Adams, which is filled with unfunny jokes.
• **Bad Guest Alert** - They promo “The Big Book of Boy’s Stuff” author coming up, and read some of the *fascinating* tidbits from his book, including the hilari... Ok i cant even fake write that. The jokes were horrible. Op throws the book at the window. Martini Steve comes into the studio, to say that a guy in Oregon, Bart King, is the author who sent it in. Jimmy starts ripping up the pages one by one.
• The author calls in, and has not heard the show so far. He talks about the book, as Op rips the book to shreds in the background. The guy thinks it’s static. They end the call with Jimmy ripping farts into the mic, and the silent game.
Break
• ‘Poker Chips throwing’ clip back from break, which Opie says still makes him giggle.
• Opie says that pieces of the book are all over the studio.
• They talk about Opie’s oatmeal being a hardened mess at this point after sitting there for 4 hours. Jimmy says the sound of the oatmeal being dumped sounds like a miscarriage, all that’s missing is the sound of Christmas music being turned off *ding-ding*.
• Steve C. comes in to talk about seeing “The Edge of Reason” with Renee Zelwigger.
He says he had to go see it with his wife, because she wanted to see it. Ant says that’s one of those movies that the second it starts you start wondering when it will end. Op says there might be some more violent women promos in the future.
• Op reads an advice column form Harriet Cole (a “colored” broad says Op - *ding-ding*). Jimmy reads an instant feedback asking if someone got in trouble for yelling “fire” after seeing Steve C’s flaming hat. Back to the article, it’s a letter from a woman wondering why she wasn’t invited to a guy friend’s wedding. Op says a heterosexual guy doesn’t have a friend who is a girl, it’s all about trying to bang her.
• Jimmy says he id not get the Law and Order part that he read for, they wanted an older man.
• Two New Monster Rain Songs
”Monster Rain” – DJNewStyle (turn it off, turn it off!)
”Holiday Monster Rain” – Chazz (see above)
• Caller calls in with WDIL, and asks if Jimmy got the smell of Jagr off his schlong (he says it’s an inside joke). Op says that notice they haven’t even talked about Wednesday’s Show
November 29th Notes ( 2nd half)
