well i wrote to the king and he sent me a reply
Hey Baby,
Thanks for the nice letter, how did you know i was working at the 7-11 in tupelo, mississipi? Anyway the king is doing fine i'm making myself a fried peanut butter and bannana sandwich as i write this......ohh sorry for the butter stain on the letter. Hold on i gotta go pop some pills and take my geritol and change my depends cause i just crapped myself baby....Ok i am back now. Well the king is doing fine now no one knows who i am in the trailor community except for this one chick who lives 3 trailors away from me i always here some kid crying and she is always on some computer when i go out for the morning paper there she is yelling hey hon. She's got some crazy cat named fofolina and truthfully she is creeping old elvis out.
Well thanks for the letter and keep in touch
Sincerly Yours,
Elvis
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