The show started off with O&A marveling at what they've created with the line outside of happy contestants ready to play "Cherry Darts for a MyFi". The point of this game: toss cherries dipped in whipped cream at a porn stars baloon knot. Closest to the knot...wins. awesome.
So there was a late start because of the lateness of the porn stars, so the boys let a couple of the contestants come up and introduce themselves. The first pair was guys from a Rib house who decided to bring in ribs for the boys to try at Steve's request to bring food with you to get a better shot of being a contestant. The guys were wasted (Scotch and Whiskey), and then they went on their way.
We then find out that in order to get upstairs, the contestants are having to fill out a 9 page contract and information questionaire, which makes the contest delay even more. Then...about 2 hours into the show...the strippers who up.
One stripper, Candy, takes an immediate liking to our little Jimmy Norton (actually, I'd be surprised if she wasn't blowing him as I type this). We also find out that this porn star has a midget fetish. A request is put out to the listeners from O&A that if any midgets are listening..come to the studio immediately to bang a porn star (no midgets show due to their inability to reach the pay phone). Second stripper shows up, Star. Quickly gets naked
Now, it's time for cherry darts:
Cherry Darts In Studio Tournament
Heat 1: first two contestants hit a direct bullseye! wow.. in a two person playoff, the winner of heat 1 is:
Artie
Heat 2: PRetty uneventful. Winner: the butterbean look-a-like:
Pat
Heat 3: Our very own Stingray is in the mix with a nice lowerback shot, and OKTerrific also in there with a grazing ass shot
But in the end...Stingray's and OKTerrific's shot just wasn't close enough and the winner is:
Doughboy from Whackbag.com!!
Heat 4: nothing huge except one guy is playing for his mother for an undisclosed reason...he lost.. And the Winner is:
Justin (one of two black listeners to O&A). Kobe would be so proud
Heat 5: a band of merry hispanics were in this one (aka The Latin Kings)..and the chicano winner is:
John
Final Four
Artie
Pat
Doughboy
Justin
John
Championship Round:
After a denial to a female contestant who wanted to show her ass to get into the finals, the finals were on.
Artie's Throw: top of the crack. 3 3/4 inches
Doughboy's Throw: Right Cheek. 3 13/16 inches
John's Throw: Panic throw..not even close
Justin's Throw: WOW... 1 3/4 inches
Pat's Throw: WOW... it's close...but it's 2 inches
JUSTIN wins the MyFi
Playing for a Listener
Now it's the boys turn as they each play for a listener on the phone.
Master Po's (playing for Jeremy from Kansas) Throw: Between the strippers. horrible. no measurement needed
Steve's (playing for Johnny from North Carolina) Throw: inner thigh. 4 1/2 inches
Jimmy's (playing for Cody from Buffalo) Throw: high thigh. 4 1/2 inches
Anthony's (playing for John from Denver) Throw: low inner thigh. 6 inches
Opie's (playing for Keith from Texas) Throw: right of thigh. n measurement needed
tie breaker between Steve and Jimmy:
Steve's (playing for Johnny from North Carolina) Throw: not even close. totally missed
Jimmy's (playing for Cody from Buffalo) Throw: hit's her on the ass. WE HAVE A WINNER
Cody from Buffalo wins a MyFi
Enjoy the weekend
December 3rd - Cherry Darts
